Не стоит бояться Ада

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Хто ви?

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Агов!

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Вибачте, я забіг наперед.

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Гей, ви, на столі – привіт!

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Не хочете пройти коротеньке опитування?

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Хто це?

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П'ять питань.

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Знаю, вам хочеться спати,

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та впевнений,

у вас у голові одразу проясниться.

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Хто це говорить?

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О, боже.

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Гей! Відкрийте двері!

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Я буду радий потеревенити,

щойно ми пройдемо опитування.

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Почнемо з першого питання?

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Я не буду проходити опитування.

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Почнемо з першого питання?

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Випустіть мене.

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Гей!

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Відкрийте двері!

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Чорт!

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Гей! Випустіть мене!

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Гей.

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Я тут.

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П'ять питань?

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П'ять питань.

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І що я отримаю вкінці?

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Це залежить від відповідей.

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Гаразд.

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Чудово. Починаємо.

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Спочатку скажіть, хто ви.

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Це перше питання?

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Імені достатньо.

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Я не…

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Усе гаразд.

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Якщо не можете відповісти на питання,

кажіть: «невідомо».

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Що це таке?

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Добре, невідомо.

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Питання друге: в якому штаті

чи на якій території США ви народилися?

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- Зачекайте.

-Назвіть штат чи територію.

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- Не знаю.

- Невідомо.

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Третє питання. Назвіть будь-який

штат чи територію США.

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- Чорт. Я…

-Будь-що.

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- Не знаю. Делавер. Що тут діється?

- Делавер.

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Четверте питання.

Який улюблений сніданок містера Іґана?

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Я не… Безглузде питання.

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Справді? Невідомо. Питання п'яте.

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Нагадую: воно останнє.

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Наскільки ви пам'ятаєте –

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якого кольору були очі у вашої матері?

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Що тут таке… діється?

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Невідомо.

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Отже: невідомо, невідомо,

Делавер, невідомо, невідомо.

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Що ви зі мною зробили?

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Чудовий бал за відповіді.

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Розрив

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LUMON, ДОСТУП

НА ПОВЕРХ РОЗРИВУ, МАРК СКАУТ

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Готові прийняти містера Скаута?

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Дякую.

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Проходьте.

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ДОСТУП НА ПОВЕРХ РОЗРИВУ

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Містере Скаут.

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Привіт, Джадде.

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- Добре. До вечора.

- Ага. Бувай.

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МАРК С. – АЛЛЕНТАУН

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- У тебе нездорове дихання.

- Вибач.

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Ти хворий?

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Можливо. Учора Піті шморгав.

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Дихнеш на мене – горло вирву.

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Ого. Який ти швидкий.

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Думаю, вирвавши

моє повне мікробів горло,

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ти скоріше захворієш,

ніж якщо я на тебе дихатиму.

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Ні. Завдяки ендорфінам.

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Хай Піті краще прийде, бо вже за мить

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я закінчу роботу над файлом Tumwater,

а він має опрацювати дані.

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Здається, його нема.

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ДРАНСВІЛЬ

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Не опрацює дані сьогодні – вони

дізнаються лише в наступний вівторок.

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- Це звичайна лумонська дурня.

- Обережно, чувак.

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Привіт, діти. Що на вечерю?

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Чорт, Ірве, ми ж попереджали.

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Щодо вітання? Думав, ви жартуєте.

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Ні. Ми його ненавидимо.

Скільки причин ми назвали?

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- Вісім.

- Вісім причин.

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Головна з них –

прихована поблажливість.

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Це збиває з пантелику.

Ніби тобі діти вечерю готують. Чи…

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Ага. Фіговий з тебе батько.

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- А Піті нема?

- Мабуть, хворий.

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О, ні. Сьогодні Ділан

завершує Tumwater.

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Якщо не побачить, що я закінчив,

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мене не оберуть

найкращим очисником кварталу,

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і – бувай, моя вафельна вечірка.

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Бурчи, бурчи. Розбалували вас

цими привілеями.

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Колись за опрацьований файл

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нам лише тисли руку

й підливали вершків.

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Не віриться,

що вас стимулювали вершками.

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Так і було.

І тоді ми були за це вдячні.

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Дурість.

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Величезна дурість.

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Чесно відпрацювати день

і не отримати за це дитячого сніданку.

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Ого. Ірв випустив кігті.

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Доброго ранку,

відділ очищення макроданих.

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Вітаю, містере Мілчік.

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Марку, можна тебе на хвилинку?

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ОЧИЩЕННЯ МАКРОДАНИХ

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Востаннє ти бачив міс Кобел

у її старому кабінеті.

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Тепер вона сидить у новому.

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Зовсім іншому.

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А чого мене викликають?

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Вона не каже,

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та я знаю: якщо похвалиш кабінет,

вона буде щаслива.

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АДМІНІСТРАЦІЯ

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Марк? Заходь. Зачини двері.

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Класний кабінет.

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Він жахливий.

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Так. Старий був кращий.

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У тебе жахливий вигляд.

Наче з похмілля.

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Сідай.

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Правління сьогодні

приєднається дистанційно.

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Зі мною зараз Марк С.

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Вітаю. Ви…

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Певно, це з приводу

того, що сьогодні я очолюю відділ.

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Що ж…

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Я й раніше заміняв Піті,

тож це не проблема.

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Піті більше не працює в нашій компанії.

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Прошу?

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Я сказала: Піті більше не працює

в нашій компанії.

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Вибач, Марку. Ваша з ним офісна

дружба мені дуже подобалася.

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Хіба нас не мали про це сповістити?

Що сталося?

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Ми б радо розповіли,

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та, на жаль, не можемо

через політику нерозголошення.

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Інакше ми допомагатимемо тобі

порушити приватність Піті.

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Марку, будь ласка,

поклади електронний ключ на стіл.

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Марку С., я даю тобі

свободу служити Кіру

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на кращій посаді –

керівника відділу очищення макроданих.

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Поздоровляю.

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Рукостискання доступне на вимогу.

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Дякую. Потиснете мені руку?

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Знаю, ти ще не проводив навчання,

але Ірвінґ тобі допоможе.

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Дотримуйся схеми й рухайся вперед

залежно від ходу розмови.

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Ти впораєшся.

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- Якщо тобі потрібно кілька хвилин…

- Дякую, ні.

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Я також дякую правлінню.

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Правління утримається від висловлювань

на цій зустрічі.

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Наша остання очисниця, жінка…

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Керол. Замінила Ділана.

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Не сумуй.

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Я в нормі. У нас усе буде добре.

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Розумію, що ви з Піті дружили.

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Йому єдиному подобалися твої жарти.

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Усе добре. То мені починати

одразу зі вступного опитування?

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Це якось дивно, хіба ні?

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Стандартна процедура.

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Починай з 1А і йди крок за кроком,

залежно від її відповідей.

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Може, просто поговорити з нею?

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Вона заслуговує, щоб їй повідомили

інформацію в належному порядку.

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Як її повідомили тобі.

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LUMON ПЕРЕРОБЛЯЄ СМІТТЯ!

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«Якщо учень рознервується й захоче

піти, перейдіть на сторінку 19».

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Вона має попросити тричі.

Тоді випускай.

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Ясно. Так.

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УЧЕНЬ МУСИТЬ ТРИЧІ ПОПРОСИТИ ПІТИ

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Зображення добре.

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Вона симпатична.

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Ну що ж. Усе готово.

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Люблю дивитися,

як усі ви сюди потрапляєте.

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Починай, коли будеш готовий.

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- Добре.

- Так.

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УЧЕНЬ ПИТАЄ: ХТО ГОВОРИТЬ?

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ПИТАННЯ: ХТО ВИ?

СТАНДАРТНА ВІДПОВІДЬ: НЕВІДОМО

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Починаємо.

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Хто ви?

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Добре.

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Хто ви?

00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:28,943

- Марку.

- Що?

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Ти пропустив вступ.

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Агов.

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Чорт!

00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,829

Вибачте, я забіг наперед.

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ГЕЙ, ВИ, НА СТОЛІ – ПРИВІТ!

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- Це воно.

- Гаразд.

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Гей, ви, на столі – привіт!

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Не хочете пройти коротеньке опитування?

00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:53,676

Хто це?

00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:55,929

П'ять питань.

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Знаю, вам хочеться спати,

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та впевнений,

у вас у голові одразу проясниться.

00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,353

Хто це говорить?

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«Хто це говорить?»

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ЯКИЙ УЛЮБЛЕНИЙ СНІДАНОК

МІСТЕРА ІҐАНА?

00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:19,661

Гей! Відкрийте двері!

00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,037

Марку.

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Я буду радий потеревенити,

щойно ми пройдемо опитування.

00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,208

Почнемо з першого питання?

00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,252

Я не буду проходити опитування.

00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,924

Почнемо з першого питання?

00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:35,051

Випустіть мене. Гей!

00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:41,266

-Відкрийте двері!

- Вона не повинна так поводитися.

00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:42,851

Гей!

00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:44,227

Вона вдереться сюди.

00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,895

-Випустіть мене!

- Не вдереться.

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Ви це бачите?

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Я дивлюся.

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Допомогти їм?

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Не треба.

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Чудовий бал.

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Здається, я знаю,

яка причина нашого непорозуміння.

00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:14,257

- Що?

- Там був вступ,

00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,885

який я мав прочитати перед опитуванням,

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він підготував би вас до питань і…

00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:23,224

Та, на жаль, я його пропустив

і одразу почав опитування.

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Я – худоба?

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Даруйте?

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Ви виростили мене, щоб з'їсти,

і тому я нічого не пам'ятаю?

00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:39,199

Думаєте, ми виростили цілу людину,

дали вам свідомість…

00:20:39,282 --> 00:20:40,867

- Не знаю.

- …нафарбували нігті й…

00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,202

Я не знаю. Я не знаю вас.

00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:44,495

Ні, ви не худоба. Господи боже.

00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,581

То як мене звати?

00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,125

Геллі.

00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:52,253

Вас звати Геллі. Геллі Р.

00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:54,672

Прошу.

00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:11,189

Дякую, що пройшли вступне опитування.

00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:15,276

Відчуваю, що питання

вас налякали й дезорієнтували.

00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:19,697

Хороша новина –

в нас за вами зараз вступна орієнтація.

00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:28,957

Вас найняли на роботу

00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,085

на поверх розриву

в Lumon Industries.

00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,837

Який поверх?

00:21:45,932 --> 00:21:49,561

Ви не зовсім розумієте

процедуру розриву.

00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,855

Про це – пізніше.

00:21:51,938 --> 00:21:56,609

Поговорімо про те, що вам відомо –

баланс між роботою та особистим життям.

00:21:57,569 --> 00:21:59,654

Спочатку уявіть, що ви – гойдалка.

00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,533

Чорт!

00:22:03,616 --> 00:22:05,702

Двері замикаються ззовні.

00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:07,161

- Випустіть мене!

- Боже!

00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:13,209

Давайте зробимо паузу. Будь ласка.

00:22:25,305 --> 00:22:26,306

Будь ласка.

00:22:48,411 --> 00:22:50,205

Мене звати Марк.

00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:54,792

І…

00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:57,378

Кілька років тому

я опритомнів на цьому столі.

00:22:58,004 --> 00:22:59,047

У цій кімнаті.

00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:04,886

І безтілесний голос

19 разів питав мене, хто я.

00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:10,225

І коли я зрозумів,

що не можу відповісти,

00:23:10,308 --> 00:23:15,730

Я сказав цьому голосу,

що знайду його і вб'ю.

00:23:17,649 --> 00:23:20,568

Не знаю, чому я це сказав.

Теж був наляканий.

00:23:21,819 --> 00:23:23,154

І ви вбили голос?

00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:25,865

Ні.

00:23:26,574 --> 00:23:31,120

Той голос звали Піті.

І він став моїм найкращим другом.

00:23:33,206 --> 00:23:36,751

Тож, послухайте, Геллі,

тут теж можна якось жити.

00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:39,295

Можна якось жити?

00:23:48,346 --> 00:23:54,811

Розумієте, життя – як гойдалка…

00:23:57,564 --> 00:23:59,315

Випустіть мене негайно!

00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:11,828

-Попросіть ще раз.

- Що?

00:24:11,911 --> 00:24:15,832

Ви двічі попросили випустити вас.

Попросіть ще раз.

00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,877

- Марку.

- Так?

00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:22,255

Я хочу негайно піти з цієї будівлі.

00:24:24,674 --> 00:24:27,677

Бачу, вам здається,

що з Lumon у вас не склалося.

00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,347

Мені прикро, та я зовсім не хочу

утримувати вас там, де ви не щасливі.

00:24:31,431 --> 00:24:34,392

Ми випустимо вас звідси.

00:24:40,857 --> 00:24:41,858

Ірве.

00:25:04,631 --> 00:25:08,426

Зараз відділи майже порожні,

та вони заповняться за день.

00:25:08,510 --> 00:25:10,220

Планується розширення.

00:25:11,054 --> 00:25:12,639

І тому я тут?

00:25:13,473 --> 00:25:15,433

Ні. Ви – заміна.

00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:17,519

Заміна кого?

00:25:19,395 --> 00:25:21,105

Вам, здається, це не подобається.

00:25:28,321 --> 00:25:30,698

Ось ваші сходи. За поворотом.

00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:39,165

Ви зі мною не підете?

00:25:39,249 --> 00:25:40,667

Мені не можна цього бачити.

00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,252

Що?

00:25:42,335 --> 00:25:43,753

Щойно ви підете, ви…

00:25:45,505 --> 00:25:46,840

Мені не можна дивитися.

00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:55,390

Авжеж не можна.

00:26:04,774 --> 00:26:07,861

МЕЖА РОЗРИВУ

ОБМЕЖЕНИЙ ДОСТУП

00:26:28,548 --> 00:26:30,592

Що за чортівня?

00:27:22,894 --> 00:27:24,479

- Я померла?

- Ні.

00:27:25,104 --> 00:27:27,482

- Це що, типу, пекло?

- Ні.

00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:30,360

То чому я не можу звідси вийти?

00:27:30,443 --> 00:27:33,238

Ви вийшли. Щойно. Принаймні на сходи.

00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:35,698

Вийшли, але повернулися.

00:27:36,783 --> 00:27:38,368

- Не поверталася.

- Повернулися.

00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:40,328

Ходімо.

00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:46,668

Б'єшся офісним обладнанням

у перший день.

00:27:47,836 --> 00:27:50,129

З тобою буде весело.

00:27:50,839 --> 00:27:52,674

Я поділяю твої почуття.

00:27:52,757 --> 00:27:57,762

Я й сама хотіла відлупцювати Марка,

але я його роботодавиця.

00:27:57,846 --> 00:27:59,889

І він – голова твого відділу.

00:28:00,682 --> 00:28:03,268

Тож ми обидві мусимо бути сильні.

00:28:04,102 --> 00:28:08,106

Хороша новина: у твоїй орієнтації

залишилася лише одна частина.

00:28:08,189 --> 00:28:11,317

Її Марк точно не зіпсує.

00:28:12,110 --> 00:28:13,361

Чому?

00:28:13,945 --> 00:28:15,864

Бо це відео.

00:28:23,371 --> 00:28:25,540

Вітаємо в Lumon, Геллі.

00:28:28,293 --> 00:28:30,003

ГЕЛЛІ Р.

00:28:51,441 --> 00:28:52,734

Сідай.

00:29:11,711 --> 00:29:13,087

Ви злитися на мене?

00:29:14,255 --> 00:29:18,635

За некомпетентність чи непокору?

00:29:19,844 --> 00:29:21,679

- Ну…

- Так!

00:29:23,473 --> 00:29:25,850

Знаєш, моя мати була атеїстка.

00:29:26,809 --> 00:29:30,188

Вона казала, що про пекло

можна сказати добре й погане.

00:29:30,772 --> 00:29:32,190

Добре:

00:29:32,857 --> 00:29:37,695

пекло – лише продукт

хворобливої людської уяви.

00:29:37,779 --> 00:29:38,780

Погане:

00:29:40,365 --> 00:29:44,285

усе, що люди можуть уявити,

вони зазвичай можуть створити.

00:29:48,623 --> 00:29:50,166

Я не розумію, що це значить.

00:29:52,043 --> 00:29:55,630

Такий відділ, як твій,

може працювати чудово або жахливо.

00:29:56,381 --> 00:29:58,299

Знаєш, від чого це залежить?

00:30:05,181 --> 00:30:06,182

Від людей.

00:30:17,694 --> 00:30:18,987

Сідайте.

00:30:24,951 --> 00:30:26,995

LUMON

ВІТАЛЬНЕ СЛОВО «ГЕЛЛІ Р.»

00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:35,545

Що ж, сідайте.

00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:46,431

Мене звати Геллі Р.

00:30:48,766 --> 00:30:49,934

Я записую це відео

00:30:50,018 --> 00:30:54,189

приблизно за дві години до того,

як мені його покажуть.

00:30:56,149 --> 00:30:59,485

Я добровільно погодилася

пройти процедуру,

00:30:59,569 --> 00:31:01,487

яку називають «розрив».

00:31:03,323 --> 00:31:08,411

Я даю згоду на хірургічне роз'єднання

моїх хронологій сприйняття,

00:31:08,494 --> 00:31:12,665

що призведе до розділення спогадів

про роботу і особисте життя.

00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:14,959

Я усвідомлюю, що відтепер

00:31:15,043 --> 00:31:19,130

доступ до спогадів залежатиме

від мого місцеперебування.

00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:22,967

Я не матиму спогадів

про зовнішній світ,

00:31:23,051 --> 00:31:25,970

коли перебуватиму

на поверсі розриву в Lumon,

00:31:26,054 --> 00:31:28,515

як не пам'ятатиму про роботу,

коли йтиму з нього.

00:31:30,934 --> 00:31:34,187

Мені відомо, що ця зміна

00:31:34,270 --> 00:31:37,190

всеохопна й необоротна.

00:31:38,775 --> 00:31:40,443

Я роблю цю заяву з власної волі.

00:31:45,782 --> 00:31:48,701

Гаразд. Закінчили.

00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:56,834

Усе.

00:31:57,919 --> 00:31:58,920

Ідіть.

00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:19,274

То я ніколи звідси не вийду?

00:32:21,526 --> 00:32:22,819

Ви підете о 17:00.

00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:26,489

Хоча нас трохи затримують. Тож о 17:15.

00:32:27,699 --> 00:32:30,869

Але вам так не здаватиметься.

Принаймні не цій версії вас.

00:32:32,579 --> 00:32:33,913

У мене є сім'я?

00:32:34,956 --> 00:32:36,291

Ви про це не знатимете.

00:32:37,876 --> 00:32:39,586

І в мене нема вибору.

00:32:40,753 --> 00:32:46,009

Щоразу, як ви тут опинятиметеся,

знайте – це з власної волі.

00:33:14,078 --> 00:33:15,079

Вітаю.

00:33:53,201 --> 00:33:54,327

На все добре.

00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:55,411

До побачення.

00:34:36,035 --> 00:34:37,036

МІСТЕРУ СКАУТУ

00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:47,045

«Шановний Марку,

сьогодні, коли ви заносили коробки

00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:49,507

до кімнати, ви послизнулися на слайді

для проєктора

00:34:49,591 --> 00:34:53,178

й трохи вдарилися скронею».

00:35:00,143 --> 00:35:01,519

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00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:24,751

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00:35:26,127 --> 00:35:27,962

Не відволікайтеся, коли ожеледиця.

00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,841

Вибачте.

00:35:57,867 --> 00:36:00,870

ТАУНХАУСИ БЕАРД-КРІК

00:36:31,568 --> 00:36:35,572

Цей комар проведе

більшу частину свого семиденного життя…

00:36:53,506 --> 00:36:57,927

Ага. Ні, я знаю, місіс Селвіґ.

Просто він знову стояв на моєму місці.

00:36:58,761 --> 00:37:02,515

Сміття забирають завтра ввечері.

Сьогодні – те, що на переробку.

00:37:03,516 --> 00:37:06,644

Так. Справді дивно.

Але так вже вони працюють.

00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:09,063

І коли там обидва ваші, нема місця для…

00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:27,999

- Привіт.

- Привіт.

00:37:32,212 --> 00:37:33,213

Ти забув?

00:37:38,176 --> 00:37:39,761

А, так. Чорт.

00:37:39,844 --> 00:37:40,845

Нічого.

00:37:41,846 --> 00:37:42,847

- Вибач.

- Усе гаразд.

00:37:42,931 --> 00:37:45,642

- Натягуй штани, і я…

- Я в штанях.

00:37:45,725 --> 00:37:47,519

…чекатиму в… Це не штани.

00:37:48,895 --> 00:37:52,732

Якщо нема вечері, яка ж це вечеря?

00:37:52,815 --> 00:37:53,942

- Що ж…

- Типу…

00:37:54,651 --> 00:37:56,319

Ти винен мені.

00:37:56,402 --> 00:37:57,946

- Справді?

- Ага.

00:37:58,029 --> 00:38:01,324

Пам'ятаєш, у дитинстві я була тобі

кращою сестрою, ніж ти мені братом?

00:38:01,407 --> 00:38:03,868

Мабуть, забув.

00:38:05,328 --> 00:38:07,747

А ще скоро річниця.

00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:09,707

Я подумала, ти захочеш

побути між людьми.

00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:12,126

Ні.

00:38:14,170 --> 00:38:16,464

Нічого собі. Де це ти так?

00:38:16,548 --> 00:38:18,758

На роботі. Вони вибачилися.

00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:20,802

Вибачилися. Слава богу.

00:38:21,845 --> 00:38:23,763

До вибачень долучили пояснення?

00:38:23,847 --> 00:38:26,182

Усе добре.

Отримав подарунковий сертифікат.

00:38:26,766 --> 00:38:29,477

Ого. І в який заклад?

00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,646

Не знаю. «У Піпа».

00:38:32,272 --> 00:38:35,149

Авжеж, «У Піпа».

Гарно тобі там відпочити.

00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:37,026

Так і зроблю. Без тебе.

00:38:46,286 --> 00:38:47,745

А ось і наш бранець.

00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:50,248

- Привіт, Ріку.

- Я Рікен. Чуєш, Рікен.

00:38:51,499 --> 00:38:53,418

- Вигляд у вас, сер, спокійний.

- Ага.

00:38:54,127 --> 00:38:55,336

Привіт, милий.

00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,421

Привіт.

00:38:57,172 --> 00:39:01,759

Багато людей, здається, забувають,

що життя це не їжа.

00:39:01,843 --> 00:39:03,553

- Так.

- Є життя –

00:39:03,636 --> 00:39:07,056

складна комбінація чуттів і… дій.

00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:09,934

І є їжа… А що вона таке?

00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:11,394

- Ага, що?

- Пальне.

00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:14,355

Калорії. Це не одне й те саме.

00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,816

- Це точно, Петтоне.

- Згоден.

00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,568

Однак…

00:39:18,651 --> 00:39:23,865

Вибачте. У Марка з татом була фляжка

з написом: «Віскі – це життя».

00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,327

- Це правда.

- Не могла не згадати.

00:39:27,410 --> 00:39:29,787

Так. Він був

недіагностований алкоголік.

00:39:29,871 --> 00:39:33,249

Марку, Рікен казав Ребеці й мені,

що ти був викладачем історії.

00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:34,334

Ага.

00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:36,794

І мені цікаво, що ти про це думаєш.

00:39:38,213 --> 00:39:40,215

Протиставлення їжі й життя.

00:39:42,342 --> 00:39:45,887

Не знаю. Я викладав

здебільшого історію Першої світової.

00:39:45,970 --> 00:39:48,097

Ясно. Тоді в мене питання.

00:39:48,181 --> 00:39:49,933

Я тут читав одну статтю

00:39:50,016 --> 00:39:53,770

про порівняння рівня насильства

у війнах у різі часи.

00:39:54,395 --> 00:39:55,396

У нас тут ботани.

00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,898

Нездоровий інтерес до війни.

00:39:57,982 --> 00:40:03,446

Так от, автор каже,

що люди називали ту війну Великою.

00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:06,699

Очевидно, було б моветоном

казати: «Перша світова».

00:40:07,283 --> 00:40:08,618

Справді?

00:40:12,413 --> 00:40:17,794

Ну… ніхто б не називав її

Першою світовою,

00:40:17,877 --> 00:40:21,214

бо ще не сталася Друга світова війна.

00:40:22,465 --> 00:40:24,092

- Це ж треба.

- Авжеж.

00:40:24,175 --> 00:40:25,593

- Правильно.

- Ага.

00:40:26,302 --> 00:40:27,345

Так і є.

00:40:27,428 --> 00:40:28,972

Тому ми його й запрошуємо.

00:40:29,931 --> 00:40:33,518

Покійна дружина Марка, Джемма, теж була

вчителька. Російська література.

00:40:33,601 --> 00:40:35,520

- Обожнюю літературу.

- Еге ж?

00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:38,690

Але тепер Марк – людина Lumon.

00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:40,108

- Рікене.

- Серйозно?

00:40:40,191 --> 00:40:42,068

Так. Уже два роки.

00:40:42,151 --> 00:40:44,112

- Ви розробляєте ліки?

- Ні.

00:40:44,195 --> 00:40:46,865

Я думав, Lumon займається

скоріше технологіями.

00:40:46,948 --> 00:40:48,741

- Почали в 1800-х.

- Справді?

00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:50,618

Виготовляли різні мазі.

00:40:50,702 --> 00:40:51,786

Вони все роблять!

00:40:52,745 --> 00:40:55,456

Я працюю у відділі

корпоративних архівів, тож…

00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,792

То ти знаєш усі їхні брудні таємниці.

00:40:58,334 --> 00:41:00,128

- Не зовсім.

- Ні.

00:41:00,211 --> 00:41:04,340

У Марка делікатна робота,

яка вимагає процедури розриву.

00:41:08,845 --> 00:41:09,846

Ого.

00:41:11,764 --> 00:41:13,266

Це щось надзвичайне, так?

00:41:15,018 --> 00:41:18,313

Ага. А ще, хай він сам обирає,

чи розповідати про це іншим.

00:41:18,396 --> 00:41:19,856

- Так, Рікене?

- О боже.

00:41:19,939 --> 00:41:21,816

- Ні.

- О боже, Марку.

00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,568

- Пробач.

- Усе гаразд. Мені байдуже.

00:41:23,651 --> 00:41:26,696

- Пробач.

- А я вважаю, що це щось дивовижне.

00:41:26,779 --> 00:41:28,448

Якби я так уміла.

00:41:29,532 --> 00:41:32,911

Але я б завжди думала про іншу себе.

00:41:35,788 --> 00:41:38,750

Ну… Нікого іншого нема.

00:41:39,626 --> 00:41:41,711

Це я. Я роблю роботу.

00:41:41,794 --> 00:41:45,924

Я просто не розумію

вісцерального аспекту. Що ти відчуваєш?

00:41:49,177 --> 00:41:52,555

Це просто. Спогади людини

розділяються на дві групи,

00:41:52,639 --> 00:41:55,975

і коли вона не на роботі, то

взагалі нічого про роботу не пам'ятає.

00:41:56,059 --> 00:41:57,060

Це ж так, Марку?

00:41:57,143 --> 00:41:59,938

- Ну…

- Ти заходиш у офіс о 09:00,

00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:02,607

і раптом уже 17:00, і ти йдеш звідти?

00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:05,235

- Нас трохи затримують, тож…

- Вас затримують?

00:42:05,318 --> 00:42:08,571

І навпаки: на роботі ви не пам'ятаєте

про життя поза нею.

00:42:08,655 --> 00:42:12,325

Виходить, та версія вас

на роботі, як у пастці.

00:42:12,408 --> 00:42:14,577

Ну…

00:42:14,661 --> 00:42:17,205

- Тобто, не як у пастці, але…

- Але що?

00:42:21,292 --> 00:42:25,255

Ні, мені цікаво. Що ти хотів сказати?

Не в пастці, але що?

00:42:28,132 --> 00:42:29,133

Що ти хотів сказати?

00:42:33,263 --> 00:42:36,057

Здається, зрозуміло,

яка в тебе думка щодо подій у Конгресі.

00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:37,433

Думаю, що ми

00:42:37,517 --> 00:42:38,643

- упускаємо головне.

- Так.

00:42:40,311 --> 00:42:42,981

А головне те, що Марк прийняв рішення.

00:42:43,064 --> 00:42:44,816

Це рішення спірне –

00:42:46,192 --> 00:42:48,152

з етичної й соціальної точки зору.

00:42:48,736 --> 00:42:51,489

І з моральної. І з наукової.

00:42:52,532 --> 00:42:55,952

Але, Марку, я тебе підтримую.

00:42:56,578 --> 00:42:57,787

Беззастережно.

00:42:57,871 --> 00:42:59,497

- Гарно сказав.

- Дякую.

00:42:59,581 --> 00:43:02,000

- Авжеж.

- Я цілком підтримую Марка.

00:43:03,126 --> 00:43:04,127

Ну…

00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:08,089

Дякую. Це дуже мило.

00:43:08,965 --> 00:43:11,384

На цьому місці я б зазвичай сказав

00:43:11,467 --> 00:43:13,511

щось на кшталт «налітай».

00:43:14,888 --> 00:43:17,473

Та мушу зауважити,

що завдяки відсутності їжі

00:43:17,557 --> 00:43:22,103

ми вже це зробили –

на значно глибшому рівні.

00:43:22,187 --> 00:43:24,022

- О, безперечно.

- Прада ж?

00:43:24,105 --> 00:43:26,983

Мій друг у Лімі

не влаштовував вечер з їжею вже…

00:43:28,610 --> 00:43:31,279

Якщо я дам тобі три тисячі

доларів – пробачиш мені?

00:43:32,572 --> 00:43:37,493

Твоє дитя не винне

в лиходійствах цього вечора,

00:43:37,577 --> 00:43:41,039

тож я зачекаю, поки воно народиться,

а потім уб'ю тебе.

00:43:41,122 --> 00:43:44,542

Слава богу. Це тобі, друже.

00:43:47,587 --> 00:43:48,588

Дякую.

00:43:53,510 --> 00:43:57,597

Як там той хороший лікар –

психотерапевт з дивними вусиками?

00:44:02,519 --> 00:44:03,520

Ти не ходиш до нього?

00:44:05,355 --> 00:44:07,815

Завдяки роботі мені полегшало.

00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:10,151

Ага.

00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:14,531

Я пишаюся тим, що ти погодився

на цю роботу. Справді.

00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,034

І, думаю, вона б теж пишалася.

Я впевнена.

00:44:21,329 --> 00:44:24,874

Та думаю, що забувати

про неї на вісім годин на день

00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:27,794

не означає одужувати.

00:44:35,844 --> 00:44:37,679

Переночуєш у мене, оскільки ти вже тут?

00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,181

Ні.

00:44:41,349 --> 00:44:42,350

Чому?

00:44:42,433 --> 00:44:44,269

У твоєму домі пахне вагітністю.

00:44:48,064 --> 00:44:50,275

Ага. Я просто не розумію

вісцерального аспекту.

00:44:52,110 --> 00:44:53,528

Вона смішна. Згоден?

00:44:54,112 --> 00:44:56,906

- Ти все ж таки залишишся на ніч.

- Ні.

00:44:56,990 --> 00:44:58,908

Я роблю всі простирадла сам,

00:44:58,992 --> 00:45:02,036

тож велике я ще не скоро закінчу.

00:45:02,787 --> 00:45:05,290

Але односпальне ліжко зручне,

00:45:05,373 --> 00:45:08,126

а піжаму зіткали

в країнах Балтії на ручних верстатах,

00:45:08,209 --> 00:45:10,587

тож ти добре спатимеш.

00:45:11,129 --> 00:45:15,258

Дякую. Я все одно не розумію,

чому тут три ліжка.

00:45:15,341 --> 00:45:17,343

- Ага.

- Колега Рікена сказав нам,

00:45:17,427 --> 00:45:21,264

що, поки дитина росте, зміна ліжка

може її травмувати.

00:45:21,347 --> 00:45:22,724

Безповоротно.

00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:27,020

Та якщо забезпечити дитину

всіма ліжками наперед від народження,

00:45:27,103 --> 00:45:30,148

вона зможе переміщатися

з одного на інше на власний розсуд.

00:45:30,773 --> 00:45:32,358

Ясно. Так.

00:45:37,488 --> 00:45:38,489

Ага.

00:45:39,574 --> 00:45:41,576

Думаю, всім дуже сподобалося

твоє товариство.

00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:44,829

Це добре.

00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:46,539

Милий…

00:45:47,665 --> 00:45:48,750

- Ти готовий?

- Так.

00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:49,918

- Ходімо.

- Приємних снів.

00:45:50,001 --> 00:45:51,002

Дякую.

00:45:52,545 --> 00:45:54,047

Добраніч, мілорде.

00:45:54,130 --> 00:45:55,548

Добраніч, міледі.

00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:53,958

Привіт.

00:47:54,459 --> 00:47:55,460

Привіт.

00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:56,961

Ти давно встав?

00:47:57,545 --> 00:47:58,671

Давно.

00:48:01,925 --> 00:48:05,470

Уночі тут у дворі був якийсь бізнесмен.

00:48:05,553 --> 00:48:07,222

- Бізнесмен?

- Ага.

00:48:07,305 --> 00:48:09,224

Нижчої ланки чи керівник?

00:48:09,307 --> 00:48:10,308

Я серйозно кажу.

00:48:10,892 --> 00:48:12,602

У моєму дворі вночі був чоловік?

00:48:12,685 --> 00:48:13,937

Ага.

00:48:14,521 --> 00:48:15,522

Прокляття.

00:48:16,648 --> 00:48:19,484

Він на мене дивно дивився.

Наче знав мене.

00:48:20,026 --> 00:48:22,612

Завдяки злодію, що заліз у дім,

ти відчув, що тебе бачать?

00:48:22,695 --> 00:48:23,947

Чітко бачать.

00:48:25,490 --> 00:48:28,284

Тут поряд є бар,

мабуть, хтось випадково забрів.

00:48:29,202 --> 00:48:31,913

До речі, ти досі тхнеш, як спиртзавод.

00:48:32,872 --> 00:48:36,334

Вибач, мусив втопити в алкоголі спогади

00:48:36,417 --> 00:48:39,629

про те, як мама й тато

міняли мені в дитинстві ліжка.

00:48:40,213 --> 00:48:42,006

Чекав нагоди пожартувати?

00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:29,721

ДЗВОНИТЬ МІСІС СЕЛВІҐ

00:49:29,804 --> 00:49:31,598

«БАР І ГРИЛЬ У ПІПА»

ОБІД – ВЕЧЕРЯ

00:49:31,681 --> 00:49:33,433

ЗОНА VIP

00:49:33,516 --> 00:49:34,517

Алло.

00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:41,024

Вторсировину на переробку

забирали вчора, місіс Селвіґ.

00:49:41,107 --> 00:49:42,400

Сьогодні вивозять сміття.

00:49:42,483 --> 00:49:46,154

А ви завжди ставите

свій бак на моє місце. Тож…

00:49:48,156 --> 00:49:49,657

Так. Добре.

00:49:50,909 --> 00:49:54,204

Взагалі, я не можу зараз говорити.

Я вечеряю в ресторані. Але…

00:49:55,788 --> 00:49:57,290

Ні, сам.

00:50:00,043 --> 00:50:02,504

«Бар і гриль у Піпа».

00:50:03,546 --> 00:50:04,631

Даруйте. Що…

00:50:06,216 --> 00:50:08,426

Завершуй розмову. Швидко.

00:50:13,515 --> 00:50:16,726

Вибачте, місіс Селвіґ,

їжу вже приготували й подали.

00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:21,940

Привіт, діти. Що на вечерю?

00:50:27,028 --> 00:50:29,822

Вибач. Ти не розумієш, про що це.

00:50:32,242 --> 00:50:34,702

Ви стежите за мною? Що…

00:50:35,703 --> 00:50:37,247

У тебе тут інший голос.

00:50:38,206 --> 00:50:39,290

Гірший.

00:50:41,376 --> 00:50:43,920

- Хто ви, в біса, такий?

- Піті.

00:50:44,003 --> 00:50:46,339

Мене звати Піті. Я з твоєї роботи.

00:50:48,633 --> 00:50:52,512

Навряд. Усі в моєму відділі пройшли…

00:50:52,595 --> 00:50:55,515

Процедуру розриву. І я теж.

00:50:57,392 --> 00:50:59,561

І розрив – це назавжди.

00:50:59,644 --> 00:51:03,314

Так. Нелегко було

хакнути імплантат. Мені допомогли.

00:51:16,452 --> 00:51:19,122

То що, вам не подобалася ваша робота?

00:51:19,205 --> 00:51:21,791

- І замість подати скаргу, ви…

- Ні.

00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:25,587

Спочатку я так і зробив. І ти теж.

00:51:27,422 --> 00:51:30,508

Ясно. Отже…

00:51:31,968 --> 00:51:33,428

Ви знову з'єдналися.

00:51:33,511 --> 00:51:38,308

І тепер вважаєте, що вони

вас переслідують? Чи що?

00:51:42,103 --> 00:51:43,104

Так.

00:51:46,441 --> 00:51:50,612

Вони – це Ґрейнер,

який, мабуть, зараз десь поруч.

00:51:50,695 --> 00:51:55,325

Ґрейнер. Зрозуміло.

Ви з ним знайомі чи…

00:51:55,408 --> 00:51:58,703

Ми обидва з ним знайомі.

І він нам не подобається.

00:52:00,288 --> 00:52:01,289

Ясно.

00:52:07,212 --> 00:52:11,508

Усе, що вони кажуть

про роботу – неправда.

00:52:13,051 --> 00:52:14,761

Якщо зі мною щось станеться,

00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:19,182

хочу, щоб те, що я знаю, знав ще хтось.

00:52:21,684 --> 00:52:23,561

Краще – мій друг.

00:52:29,192 --> 00:52:31,694

То ми друзі?

00:52:33,196 --> 00:52:34,572

Я твій найкращий друг.

00:52:36,241 --> 00:52:37,742

А ти мій дуже хороший друг.

00:52:41,579 --> 00:52:44,374

У ПІПА

00:53:06,604 --> 00:53:10,733

З ДНЕМ НАРОДЖЕННЯ, ПЛЕМІННИЦЕ!

00:53:13,111 --> 00:53:15,822

Марку, вибач за таку листівку.

00:53:16,865 --> 00:53:19,200

Знаю, вона недоречна,

та треба було на чомусь писати.

00:53:19,284 --> 00:53:22,495

Хоч я впевнений, що з тебе

вийшла б чудова племінниця.

00:53:24,747 --> 00:53:28,293

Ми питали себе, які ми люди

поза роботою.

00:53:28,918 --> 00:53:31,629

Що ми обираємо й чому.

00:53:38,386 --> 00:53:40,346

Я думав, що треба бути чудовиськом,

00:53:40,430 --> 00:53:42,807

щоб змусити людину

працювати в такому місці.

00:53:44,601 --> 00:53:47,145

Особливо, якщо ця людина – ти.

00:53:50,148 --> 00:53:53,943

Але ми не чудовиська, Марку.

Не справжні чудовиська.

00:53:56,696 --> 00:54:00,742

Якщо ти не хочеш знати, що там

діється, я не примушуватиму.

00:54:03,328 --> 00:54:07,332

Та якщо хочеш –

на звороті листівки є адреса.

00:54:09,334 --> 00:54:14,130

Приходь один і знайдеш початок

дуже довгої відповіді.

00:54:35,735 --> 00:54:38,071

Марку, це ви?

00:54:38,154 --> 00:54:39,447

О, місіс Селвіґ.

00:54:40,907 --> 00:54:45,203

Мені так ніяково через те,

що я переплутала баки.

00:54:45,286 --> 00:54:46,579

Нічого.

00:54:47,789 --> 00:54:48,790

Як пройшла вечеря?

00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:52,752

Чудово. Я просто втомився.

00:54:54,462 --> 00:54:57,006

Знаєте, моя мама була католичка.

00:54:57,090 --> 00:55:02,804

Вона казала, що святим треба вісім

годин, щоб благословити спляче дитя.

00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,057

Надіюся, вас вони встигають

благословити.

00:55:07,141 --> 00:55:10,562

Ну… Цієї ночі я дам їм вдосталь часу.

00:55:12,146 --> 00:55:13,648

На добраніч, місіс Селвіґ.

00:55:13,731 --> 00:55:14,732

Марку!

00:55:17,902 --> 00:55:19,612

Ви хороша людина.

00:57:09,389 --> 00:57:11,391

Переклад субтитрів: Анастасія Черевко

00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:28,154

Who are you?

00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:51,719

Hello?

00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,271

I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.

00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,315

Hi there, you on the table.

00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,652

I wonder if you'd mind

taking a brief survey.

00:01:08,945 --> 00:01:09,946

Who is that?

00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:11,489

Five questions.

00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:12,866

Now, I know you're sleepy,

00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:16,327

but I just bet

it'll make you feel right as rain.

00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:18,830

Who's speaking?

00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:29,382

Oh, God.

00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:41,519

Hey! Open the door!

00:01:48,443 --> 00:01:51,696

I'd be just thrilled to chat

once we've run the survey.

00:01:52,322 --> 00:01:54,032

Shall we begin with question one?

00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:56,910

I'm not taking your survey.

00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:00,330

Shall we begin with question one?

00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,126

Let me out of here.

00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:10,088

Hey!

00:02:11,883 --> 00:02:13,176

Open the door!

00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:15,136

Fuck.

00:02:16,471 --> 00:02:19,098

Hey! Let me out!

00:02:42,247 --> 00:02:43,248

Hey.

00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:46,042

Hello.

00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:48,169

Five questions?

00:02:49,629 --> 00:02:50,755

Five questions.

00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:53,341

What do I get at the end?

00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:57,303

Depends on your answers.

00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:01,766

Okay.

00:03:02,642 --> 00:03:04,018

Great. Off we go.

00:03:04,519 --> 00:03:07,021

Now to start, who are you?

00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:09,524

That's the first question?

00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:11,401

First name will do.

00:03:25,874 --> 00:03:26,875

I don't…

00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:29,419

It's okay.

00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:32,547

If you can't answer the question,

feel free to say, "unknown."

00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:35,091

What is this?

00:03:35,175 --> 00:03:36,426

Okay, unknown.

00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:40,763

Question two, in which US state

or territory were you born?

00:03:40,847 --> 00:03:43,016

- Wait.

- Which state or territory, please?

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- I don't know.

- Unknown.

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Question three,

please name any US state or territory.

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- Fuck. I--

- First that comes to mind.

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- I don't know. Delaware. What is this?

- Delaware.

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Question four,

what is Mr. Eagan's favorite breakfast?

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I don't-- That one makes no sense.

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Right? Unknown. Question five.

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And as a reminder,

this is the final question.

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To the best of your memory,

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what is or was the color

of your mother's eyes?

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Okay, what's hap-- What's happening?

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Unknown.

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So that's unknown,

unknown, Delaware, unknown, unknown.

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What the hell did you do to me?

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That's a perfect score.

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Are you ready for Mr. Scout?

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Thank you.

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Go ahead.

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Mr. Scout.

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Hi, Judd.

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- All right, see you this evening.

- Yep, see you soon.

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- You're breathing shitty.

- Sorry.

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You sick?

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Maybe. Petey was sniffling yesterday.

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If you breathe on me,

I'll rip your larynx out.

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Wow. That went right to ten.

00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,649

I feel like

ripping out my germ-ridden larynx

00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,360

would get you sicker

than just me breathing on you.

00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:34,070

Nah. Endorphins.

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Petey better not be out for the day,

'cause I'm about zero seconds

00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:41,703

from wrapping the Tumwater file,

and he needs to process it.

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I think he's out.

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If he doesn't process today, they won't

know until Tuesday of next week.

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- It's typical Lumon bullshit.

- Careful, guy.

00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:53,131

Hi, kids. What's for dinner?

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Goddamn it, Irv. We warned you.

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About the greeting? You were kidding.

00:11:56,801 --> 00:12:00,763

No, we sincerely hate it.

How many reasons did we come up with?

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- Eight.

- Eight reasons.

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Chief among them the latent condescension.

00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:09,856

And it's confusing. Like, did the kids

make you dinner in this scenario? Or--

00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:11,941

Yeah. What kind of a shit dad are you?

00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:15,528

- No Petey?

- We think he's sick.

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Oh, no. And Dylan's

about to wrap Tumwater today.

00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:20,074

Yeah, and if he doesn't see me finish,

00:12:20,158 --> 00:12:22,160

I might get passed over

for refiner of the quarter

00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:23,953

and miss out on my goddamn waffle party.

00:12:24,037 --> 00:12:27,081

Grumble, grumble.

These perks are so out of hand.

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When we'd process a file in the old days,

00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:30,960

they'd shake our hand

and fill up the creamer.

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I still don't buy

they actually incentivized creamer.

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They did.

And back then, we were grateful for it.

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That's fucked, dude.

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Yes, very fucked.

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To put in an honest day's work and not

get a children's breakfast in return.

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Irv's got claws today.

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Good morning, Macrodata Refinement.

00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:51,564

Hi, Mr. Milchick.

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Mark, could I have a word?

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Last time you saw Ms. Cobel,

she was in her old office.

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Now she's in her new office.

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It's a completely different office.

00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:33,356

What's this about?

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She'd never say so,

00:13:34,983 --> 00:13:37,819

but I know a compliment about the office

would just make her day.

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Mark? Come in. Shut the thing.

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Nice office.

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It's horrid.

00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:57,922

Yeah, the old one was better.

00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:07,849

You look awful. You look hungover.

00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:10,268

Have a seat.

00:14:16,024 --> 00:14:18,026

The Board will be joining us

remotely today.

00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:23,364

I have Mark S. at my desk.

00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,876

Hello. You--

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I assume this is about me acting

as department chief today.

00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:45,470

Okay. Well… I mean,

00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:48,681

I've subbed for Petey before,

so it shouldn't be that big a thing.

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Petey is no longer with this company.

00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:54,062

I'm sorry?

00:14:55,480 --> 00:15:00,902

I said,

Petey is no longer with this company.

00:15:00,985 --> 00:15:05,281

I'm sorry, Mark. You guys were

one of my favorite office friendships.

00:15:07,534 --> 00:15:11,079

I mean, there should have been

some notice of this. What happened?

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We'd love to tell you,

00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:15,333

but unfortunately,

non-disclosure policy forbids.

00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:18,169

We'd be aiding an assault

on Petey's privacy by you.

00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:26,135

Mark, would you place your key card

on my desk?

00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:35,144

Mark S., at this time I confer upon you

the freedom to serve Kier

00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:38,898

in the advanced role

of Macrodata Refinement department chief.

00:15:38,982 --> 00:15:40,233

Congratulations.

00:15:50,285 --> 00:15:53,121

A handshake is available upon request.

00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,087

Thank you. May I have a handshake?

00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:12,056

I know you haven't run a training before,

but Irving will be there to shadow.

00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:16,603

Just stick to the flowchart and escalate

properly depending on dialectics.

00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:17,687

You'll be fine.

00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,648

- If you need to take a few minutes--

- Thank you. I don't.

00:16:24,527 --> 00:16:27,655

And thank you to the Board as well.

00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:34,495

The Board won't be contributing

to this meeting vocally.

00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:47,258

Our last refiner, who was a woman, was--

00:16:47,342 --> 00:16:48,885

Carol. Dylan's old seat.

00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:53,014

Don't be sad.

00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:55,725

I'm fine. We'll be fine.

00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,685

I know you and Petey were close.

00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:01,105

He was the only one

who really appreciated your humor.

00:17:01,189 --> 00:17:05,109

Everything's fine. So, I'm supposed

to start with just the input survey?

00:17:05,193 --> 00:17:06,402

Isn't that a little weird?

00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:07,529

It's standard.

00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:10,948

Just start at 1A and continue by line,

based on her answers.

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Well, what if I just talk to her?

00:17:13,117 --> 00:17:16,663

She deserves to have the information

presented to her in the proper order.

00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,164

Just as you had.

00:17:18,873 --> 00:17:23,962

"If the trainee becomes agitated

and demands to leave, skip to page 19."

00:17:25,129 --> 00:17:27,966

She has to ask three times

for you to let her.

00:17:28,049 --> 00:17:29,926

Right. Yes.

00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:36,641

Image is good.

00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:39,060

She looks nice.

00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:41,813

Okay. You're all set.

00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:47,944

I just love

seeing you all come in like this.

00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:51,155

Go on ahead when you're ready.

00:17:54,993 --> 00:17:56,369

- All right.

- Okay.

00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:04,043

There you go.

00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:08,006

Who are you?

00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:18,600

All right.

00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:22,020

Who are you?

00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:28,943

- Mark.

- What?

00:18:29,027 --> 00:18:30,528

You skipped the preamble.

00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:32,155

Hello?

00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:33,698

Shit!

00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,829

I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.

00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,918

- That's it.

- Okay.

00:18:46,252 --> 00:18:47,795

Hi there, you on the table.

00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:50,548

I wonder if you'd mind

taking a brief survey.

00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:53,676

Who is that?

00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:55,929

Five questions.

00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:57,222

Now, I know you're sleepy,

00:18:57,305 --> 00:19:00,350

but I just bet

it'll make you feel right as rain.

00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,353

Who's speaking?

00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:05,396

"Who's speaking?"

00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:19,661

Hey! Open the door!

00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,037

Mark.

00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,915

I'd be just thrilled to chat,

once we've run the survey.

00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,208

Shall we begin with question one?

00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,252

I'm not taking your survey.

00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,924

Shall we begin with question one?

00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:35,051

Let me out of here. Hey!

00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:41,266

- Open the door!

- She's not supposed to do that.

00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:42,851

Hey!

00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:44,227

She's going to break in.

00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,895

- Let me out!

- No, she's not.

00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:48,481

Are you seeing this?

00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:50,984

I'm watching.

00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:53,444

Should I help?

00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:56,447

You should not.

00:20:03,872 --> 00:20:05,540

That's a perfect score.

00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,628

Now, I think I know where

our disconnect is coming from.

00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:14,257

- What?

- Well, there was a preamble,

00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,885

which I was supposed to read

before the survey,

00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:19,512

to lead into the questions and…

00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:23,224

But I unfortunately skipped that

and went straight into the survey.

00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:24,350

Am I livestock?

00:20:25,351 --> 00:20:26,352

I'm sorry?

00:20:27,604 --> 00:20:31,524

Like, did you grow me as food

and that's why I have no memories?

00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:39,199

You think we grew a full human,

gave you consciousness…

00:20:39,282 --> 00:20:40,867

- I don't know.

- …did your nails and--

00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,202

I don't know. I don't know you.

00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:44,495

No, you're not livestock. Good Lord.

00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,581

Then what's my name?

00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,125

Helly.

00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:52,253

Your name is Helly. Helly R.

00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:54,672

Please.

00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:11,189

Thank you for taking the welcome survey.

00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:15,276

I can sense that the questions

made you feel afraid or disoriented.

00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:19,697

Well, the good news is,

you're at an orientation.

00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:28,957

You see, you have been hired to a position

00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,085

on the severed floor of Lumon Industries.

00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,837

The what floor?

00:21:45,932 --> 00:21:49,561

I understand you're confused

about the severance procedure.

00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,855

Before we hop on that,

00:21:51,938 --> 00:21:56,609

let's chat about something I bet

you have heard of, the work/life balance.

00:21:57,569 --> 00:21:59,654

To start, imagine yourself as a seesaw.

00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,533

Fuck!

00:22:03,616 --> 00:22:05,702

That locks from out there!

00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:07,161

- Let me out!

- God!

00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:13,209

Can we just take a beat? Please.

00:22:25,305 --> 00:22:26,306

Please.

00:22:48,411 --> 00:22:50,205

Okay, my name's Mark.

00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:54,792

And-- So, I--

00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:57,378

You know, few years back,

I woke up on this table.

00:22:58,004 --> 00:22:59,047

In this room.

00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:04,886

And a disembodied voice

asked me 19 times who I was.

00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:10,225

And when I realized I couldn't answer,

00:23:10,308 --> 00:23:15,730

I told that voice that I would find him

and kill him.

00:23:17,649 --> 00:23:20,568

I don't know why I said that.

I mean, I was scared too.

00:23:21,819 --> 00:23:23,154

Did you kill the voice?

00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:25,865

No.

00:23:26,574 --> 00:23:31,120

No, that voice's name was Petey,

and he became my best friend.

00:23:33,206 --> 00:23:36,751

So, look, you know,

there is a life to be had here, Helly.

00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:39,295

A life to be had?

00:23:48,346 --> 00:23:54,811

Well, you see,

life, like a seesaw, requi--

00:23:57,564 --> 00:23:59,315

Let me the fuck out of here!

00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:11,828

- Ask me again.

- What?

00:24:11,911 --> 00:24:15,832

You've asked twice to be let go.

Ask one more time.

00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,877

- Mark.

- Yeah?

00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:22,255

I would like to leave the building now.

00:24:24,674 --> 00:24:27,677

I understand you don't feel

it's working out for you here at Lumon.

00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,347

While disappointed, I'd hate to

keep you somewhere you're not happy.

00:24:31,431 --> 00:24:34,392

So, let's get you outta here.

00:24:40,857 --> 00:24:41,858

Irv.

00:25:04,631 --> 00:25:08,426

The departments are pretty spaced out,

but it'll all fill in one day.

00:25:08,510 --> 00:25:10,220

They're planning an expansion.

00:25:11,054 --> 00:25:12,639

And I'm, what, part of that?

00:25:13,473 --> 00:25:15,433

No. You're a replacement.

00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:17,519

Replacement for who?

00:25:19,395 --> 00:25:21,105

Why are you saying that like you hate it?

00:25:28,321 --> 00:25:30,698

Here's your stairwell. Just past the bend.

00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:39,165

You're not coming with me?

00:25:39,249 --> 00:25:40,667

I'm not allowed to see.

00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,252

Excuse me?

00:25:42,335 --> 00:25:43,753

Well, once you leave, you--

00:25:45,505 --> 00:25:46,840

I just can't watch you leave.

00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:55,390

Of course you can't.

00:26:28,548 --> 00:26:30,592

What the hell?

00:27:22,894 --> 00:27:24,479

- Am I dead?

- No.

00:27:25,104 --> 00:27:27,482

- This isn't, like, hell or something?

- No.

00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:30,360

Then why the fuck can't I leave?

00:27:30,443 --> 00:27:33,238

Well, you did leave, just now.

Out into the stairwell at least.

00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:35,698

You left, but you came back.

00:27:36,783 --> 00:27:38,368

- I did not.

- You did.

00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:40,328

Come on.

00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:46,668

Weaponizing office equipment

on your first day.

00:27:47,836 --> 00:27:50,129

You are gonna be fun.

00:27:50,839 --> 00:27:52,674

Look, I do sympathize.

00:27:52,757 --> 00:27:57,762

I've wanted to pummel Mark myself,

but I am his employer.

00:27:57,846 --> 00:27:59,889

And he is your department chief.

00:28:00,682 --> 00:28:03,268

So we'll both have to be strong.

00:28:04,102 --> 00:28:08,106

The good news is, there's only

one part left of your orientation,

00:28:08,189 --> 00:28:11,317

which Mark can't possibly derail.

00:28:12,110 --> 00:28:13,361

Why is that?

00:28:13,945 --> 00:28:15,864

Because it's a video.

00:28:23,371 --> 00:28:25,540

Welcome to Lumon, Helly.

00:28:51,441 --> 00:28:52,734

Have a seat.

00:29:11,711 --> 00:29:13,087

Are you mad at me?

00:29:14,255 --> 00:29:18,635

For the incompetence or the disobedience?

00:29:19,844 --> 00:29:21,679

- Well--

- Yes!

00:29:23,473 --> 00:29:25,850

You know, my mother was an atheist.

00:29:26,809 --> 00:29:30,188

She used to say that there was

good news and bad news about hell.

00:29:30,772 --> 00:29:32,190

The good news is,

00:29:32,857 --> 00:29:37,695

hell is just the product

of a morbid human imagination.

00:29:37,779 --> 00:29:38,780

The bad news is,

00:29:40,365 --> 00:29:44,285

whatever humans can imagine,

they can usually create.

00:29:48,623 --> 00:29:50,166

I don't know what that means.

00:29:52,043 --> 00:29:55,630

A department like yours

can go so good or so bad.

00:29:56,381 --> 00:29:58,299

You know what makes the difference?

00:30:05,181 --> 00:30:06,182

The people.

00:30:17,694 --> 00:30:18,987

You can have a seat.

00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:35,545

Okay, go ahead and have a seat.

00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:46,431

My name is Helly R.

00:30:48,766 --> 00:30:49,934

I'm making this video

00:30:50,018 --> 00:30:54,189

roughly two hours

before it will be shown to me.

00:30:56,149 --> 00:30:59,485

I have, of my own free accord,

elected to undergo the procedure

00:30:59,569 --> 00:31:01,487

colloquially known as severance.

00:31:03,323 --> 00:31:08,411

I give consent for my perceptual

chronologies to be surgically split,

00:31:08,494 --> 00:31:12,665

separating my memories between

my work life and my personal life.

00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:14,959

I acknowledge that, henceforth,

00:31:15,043 --> 00:31:19,130

my access to my memories

will be spatially dictated.

00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:22,967

I will be unable to access

outside recollections

00:31:23,051 --> 00:31:25,970

whilst on Lumon's severed basement floor,

00:31:26,054 --> 00:31:28,515

nor retain work memories upon my ascent.

00:31:30,934 --> 00:31:34,187

I am aware that this alteration

00:31:34,270 --> 00:31:37,190

is comprehensive and irreversible.

00:31:38,775 --> 00:31:40,443

I make these statements freely.

00:31:45,782 --> 00:31:48,701

Okay, that's a wrap.

00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:56,834

Okay.

00:31:57,919 --> 00:31:58,920

Go ahead.

00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:19,274

So I'll never leave here?

00:32:21,526 --> 00:32:22,819

You'll leave at 5:00.

00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:26,489

Well, actually,

they stagger our exits, so 5:15.

00:32:27,699 --> 00:32:30,869

But it won't feel like it.

Not to this version of you anyway.

00:32:32,579 --> 00:32:33,913

Do I have a family?

00:32:34,956 --> 00:32:36,291

You'll never know.

00:32:37,876 --> 00:32:39,586

And I have no choice.

00:32:40,753 --> 00:32:46,009

Well, every time you find yourself here,

it's because you chose to come back.

00:33:14,078 --> 00:33:15,079

Hello.

00:33:53,201 --> 00:33:54,327

Good night.

00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:55,411

Good night.

00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:47,045

"Dear Mark,

Whilst carrying boxes in a room today,

00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:49,507

you slipped on an overhead projector slide

00:34:49,591 --> 00:34:53,178

and sustained a minor blow to the temple."

00:35:21,289 --> 00:35:22,498

Hey!

00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:24,751

Sorry.

00:35:26,127 --> 00:35:27,962

Maybe keep your eyes on the icy road.

00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,841

Sorry.

00:36:31,568 --> 00:36:35,572

Indeed, this gnat will spend

much of its three to seven-day life…

00:36:53,506 --> 00:36:57,927

No, I know, Mrs. Selvig.

It's just, it was in my space again.

00:36:58,761 --> 00:37:02,515

Yeah. Well, trash comes tomorrow night.

Tonight's recycling.

00:37:03,516 --> 00:37:06,644

Yeah, it is weird,

but that's how they do it.

00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:09,063

And with both yours, there's no room for--

00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:27,999

- Hey.

- Hey.

00:37:32,212 --> 00:37:33,213

Did you forget?

00:37:38,176 --> 00:37:39,761

Oh, yeah. Shit.

00:37:39,844 --> 00:37:40,845

That's okay.

00:37:41,846 --> 00:37:42,847

- Sorry.

- That's fine.

00:37:42,931 --> 00:37:45,642

- Do you wanna put on pants, and I'll…

- I'm wearing pants.

00:37:45,725 --> 00:37:47,519

…meet you in-- Those are not pants.

00:37:48,895 --> 00:37:52,732

So if there's no dinner, how is it dinner?

00:37:52,815 --> 00:37:53,942

- Okay.

- Like--

00:37:54,651 --> 00:37:56,319

You actually owe me this.

00:37:56,402 --> 00:37:57,946

- Do I?

- Yep.

00:37:58,029 --> 00:38:01,324

You remember that time when we were kids

and I was a way better sibling than you?

00:38:01,824 --> 00:38:03,868

Must have slipped my mind.

00:38:05,328 --> 00:38:07,747

Also,

I know we're nearing the anniversary,

00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:09,707

so I just thought

maybe you'd wanna be around people.

00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:12,126

Nope.

00:38:14,170 --> 00:38:16,464

This is nice. When did you get it?

00:38:16,548 --> 00:38:18,758

Something from work, and they apologized.

00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:20,802

They apologized. Thank God.

00:38:21,845 --> 00:38:23,763

Did they tack an explanation

onto that apology?

00:38:23,847 --> 00:38:26,182

It's fine. Got a gift card.

00:38:26,766 --> 00:38:29,477

You got a gift card. Where's he going to?

00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,646

I don't know. Pip's.

00:38:32,272 --> 00:38:35,149

Of course it's Pip's. Well, enjoy.

00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:37,026

I will, without you.

00:38:46,286 --> 00:38:47,745

There's our captive.

00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:50,248

- Hi, Rick.

- Ricken. Come on, it's Ricken.

00:38:51,499 --> 00:38:53,418

- You, sir, look at peace.

- You know.

00:38:54,127 --> 00:38:55,336

- Okay.

- Hi, baby.

00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,421

Hi.

00:38:57,172 --> 00:39:01,759

No, what a lot of people overlook,

I think, is that life is not food.

00:39:01,843 --> 00:39:03,553

- Right.

- You've got life,

00:39:03,636 --> 00:39:07,056

this complex quality

of sentience and activity.

00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:09,934

And then you've got food, which is what?

00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:11,394

- Yes, what is it?

- Fuel.

00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:14,355

Calories. It's not the same thing.

00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,816

- Yes, that is spot on, Patton.

- I definitely agree.

00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,568

Though, if I'm…

00:39:18,651 --> 00:39:23,865

Sorry, Mark and my dad used to have

"whiskey is life" carved on a flask.

00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,327

- True.

- It was low-hanging fruit.

00:39:27,410 --> 00:39:29,787

He did. He was a misdiagnosed alcoholic.

00:39:29,871 --> 00:39:33,249

Now, Mark, Ricken told Rebeck and me

that you're a former history professor.

00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:34,334

Yeah.

00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:36,794

So I'm curious

for your take on all of this.

00:39:38,213 --> 00:39:40,215

The food v life of it.

00:39:42,342 --> 00:39:45,887

Well, I'm not sure.

I taught mostly about World War I.

00:39:45,970 --> 00:39:48,097

Okay. Well, I got one for you.

00:39:48,181 --> 00:39:49,933

I was just reading this think piece

00:39:50,016 --> 00:39:53,770

about the comparative levels of violence

and warfare throughout history.

00:39:54,395 --> 00:39:55,396

Nerd alert.

00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,898

War porn, I know.

00:39:57,982 --> 00:40:03,446

But anyway, in it, he said that the people

actually called it the Great War.

00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:06,699

Apparently, it would have been a faux pas

to have called it World War I.

00:40:07,283 --> 00:40:08,618

Is that right?

00:40:12,413 --> 00:40:17,794

Well, you know,

no one would've called it World War I

00:40:17,877 --> 00:40:21,214

'cause World War II hadn't happened yet.

00:40:22,465 --> 00:40:24,092

- Wow.

- Of course.

00:40:24,175 --> 00:40:25,593

- That's absolutely right.

- Duh.

00:40:26,302 --> 00:40:27,345

That's so true.

00:40:27,428 --> 00:40:28,972

This is why we bring this guy.

00:40:29,931 --> 00:40:33,518

Mark's late wife, Gemma, was an educator

as well. Russian literature.

00:40:33,601 --> 00:40:35,520

- I love literature.

- Right?

00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:38,690

But Mark is a Lumon man now.

00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:40,108

- Ricken.

- Really?

00:40:40,191 --> 00:40:42,068

Yeah. About two years.

00:40:42,151 --> 00:40:44,112

- Do you design the medicines?

- No.

00:40:44,195 --> 00:40:46,865

I thought Lumon

was more on the tech side of things.

00:40:46,948 --> 00:40:48,741

- They began in the 1800s.

- Really?

00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:50,618

Topical salves, right?

00:40:50,702 --> 00:40:51,786

What don't they make?

00:40:52,745 --> 00:40:55,456

Yeah, but I'm in

the corporate archives division, so…

00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,792

So you know all the dirty secrets.

00:40:58,334 --> 00:41:00,128

- No, not really.

- No.

00:41:00,211 --> 00:41:04,340

Mark's work is sensitive enough

as to require the severance procedure.

00:41:08,845 --> 00:41:09,846

Well.

00:41:11,764 --> 00:41:13,266

That's something, isn't it?

00:41:15,018 --> 00:41:18,313

Yeah. It's also, I think, something

that's his choice to tell people or not.

00:41:18,396 --> 00:41:19,856

- Right, Ricken?

- Oh, my God.

00:41:19,939 --> 00:41:21,816

- No. No.

- Oh, God, Mark.

00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,568

- Please forgive me.

- No. It's okay. I don't care.

00:41:23,651 --> 00:41:26,696

- My apologies.

- No, I think it's fascinating.

00:41:26,779 --> 00:41:28,448

I mean, I wish I could do it.

00:41:29,532 --> 00:41:32,911

I'd just always be thinking about,

you know, the other one.

00:41:35,788 --> 00:41:38,750

Well, there is no other one.

00:41:39,626 --> 00:41:41,711

It's me. I do the job.

00:41:41,794 --> 00:41:45,924

I just don't grasp the visceral element.

What does it feel like?

00:41:49,177 --> 00:41:52,555

Well, it's simple.

One's memories are bifurcated,

00:41:52,639 --> 00:41:55,975

so when you're not at work, you have no

recollection of what it is you do there.

00:41:56,059 --> 00:41:57,060

Did I get that right, Mark?

00:41:57,143 --> 00:41:59,938

- Well, it's--

- So you walk in at 9:00 a.m.,

00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:02,607

and then suddenly it's 5:00,

and you're leaving?

00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:05,235

- Well, they stagger us a little, so--

- They stagger you?

00:42:05,318 --> 00:42:08,571

And then, conversely, when you're at work,

you can't access outside memories.

00:42:08,655 --> 00:42:12,325

So, in effect,

that version of you is trapped there.

00:42:12,408 --> 00:42:14,577

Well…

00:42:14,661 --> 00:42:17,205

- Well, I mean, not trapped, but--

- But what?

00:42:21,292 --> 00:42:25,255

No, no. I'm curious. What were you

gonna say? But not trapped, but what?

00:42:28,132 --> 00:42:29,133

What were you saying?

00:42:33,263 --> 00:42:36,057

So I suppose we know where you fall

on the congressional goings-on.

00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:37,433

Okay, I think we may be

00:42:37,517 --> 00:42:38,643

- missing the point here.

- Yeah.

00:42:40,311 --> 00:42:42,981

The point is that Mark made a decision.

00:42:43,064 --> 00:42:44,816

And that decision was controversial,

00:42:46,192 --> 00:42:48,152

ethically and socially.

00:42:48,736 --> 00:42:51,489

Morally. Scientifically.

00:42:52,532 --> 00:42:55,952

But, Mark, I stand behind you

00:42:56,578 --> 00:42:57,787

without reservation.

00:42:57,871 --> 00:42:59,497

- So well said.

- Thank you.

00:42:59,581 --> 00:43:02,000

- Absolutely.

- I definitely stand behind Mark.

00:43:03,126 --> 00:43:04,127

Wow.

00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:08,089

Thank you. That's very sweet.

00:43:08,965 --> 00:43:11,384

Well, we're at the point

where, traditionally,

00:43:11,467 --> 00:43:13,511

I would say something like, "Dig in."

00:43:14,888 --> 00:43:17,473

But I must say,

I do think that the lack of food

00:43:17,557 --> 00:43:22,103

has allowed us to already do so

on a much deeper level.

00:43:22,187 --> 00:43:24,022

- Oh, yeah. No, absolutely.

- Right?

00:43:24,105 --> 00:43:26,983

I was saying, my friend in Lima

hasn't had a food-based dinner event in--

00:43:28,610 --> 00:43:31,279

If I give you $3,000, will you forgive me?

00:43:32,572 --> 00:43:37,493

Well, because your child

is innocent of tonight's atrocities,

00:43:37,577 --> 00:43:41,039

I'll wait until after it's born

to murder you.

00:43:41,122 --> 00:43:44,542

Oh, my God. Here you go, buddy.

00:43:47,587 --> 00:43:48,588

Thank you.

00:43:53,510 --> 00:43:57,597

Hey, how's the good doctor therapy man

with that weird little mustache?

00:44:02,519 --> 00:44:03,520

You're not going?

00:44:05,355 --> 00:44:07,815

Well, the work thing's helped.

00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:10,151

Yeah.

00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:14,531

I'm proud of you for taking that job.

I really am.

00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,034

And I think she would've been too.

I know she would've been.

00:44:21,329 --> 00:44:24,874

I just feel like forgetting about her

for eight hours a day

00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:27,794

isn't the same thing as healing.

00:44:35,844 --> 00:44:37,679

You wanna crash here,

since you're already here?

00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,181

No.

00:44:41,349 --> 00:44:42,350

Why?

00:44:42,433 --> 00:44:44,269

Your house smells like pregnancy.

00:44:48,064 --> 00:44:50,275

Yeah, I'm just not grasping

the visceral element of it.

00:44:52,110 --> 00:44:53,528

She is fun, wasn't she?

00:44:54,112 --> 00:44:56,906

- You're definitely staying here tonight.

- No, I'm not.

00:44:56,990 --> 00:44:58,908

I'm making all the bedsheets myself,

00:44:58,992 --> 00:45:02,036

so I won't finish with the big one

for some time.

00:45:02,787 --> 00:45:05,290

But the twin is comfortable,

00:45:05,373 --> 00:45:08,126

and the pajamas were made

on a Baltic handloom,

00:45:08,209 --> 00:45:10,587

so you'll sleep well.

00:45:11,129 --> 00:45:15,258

Thanks.

I still don't quite get the three beds.

00:45:15,341 --> 00:45:17,343

- Right.

- Ricken's colleague told us

00:45:17,427 --> 00:45:21,264

that switching out the beds

as the child grows can wound that child.

00:45:21,347 --> 00:45:22,724

Irreparably.

00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:27,020

But if you provide said child

with all of its beds upon birth,

00:45:27,103 --> 00:45:30,148

you allow it to progress across the room

at its own rate.

00:45:30,773 --> 00:45:32,358

Got it. Yeah.

00:45:37,488 --> 00:45:38,489

Yeah.

00:45:39,574 --> 00:45:41,576

I think people really enjoyed you tonight,

Mark.

00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:44,829

Good.

00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:46,539

All right, baby.

00:45:47,665 --> 00:45:48,750

- You ready, baby?

- Yeah.

00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:49,918

- Let's go.

- Sweet dreams.

00:45:50,001 --> 00:45:51,002

Thanks.

00:45:52,545 --> 00:45:54,047

Good night, milord.

00:45:54,130 --> 00:45:55,548

Good night, milady.

00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:53,958

Hey.

00:47:54,459 --> 00:47:55,460

Hey.

00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:56,961

How long you been up?

00:47:57,545 --> 00:47:58,671

A while.

00:48:01,925 --> 00:48:05,470

There was a businessman

in the yard last night.

00:48:05,553 --> 00:48:07,222

- A businessman?

- Yeah.

00:48:07,305 --> 00:48:09,224

Entry-level or management?

00:48:09,307 --> 00:48:10,308

I'm serious.

00:48:10,892 --> 00:48:12,602

There was seriously a man

in my yard last night?

00:48:12,685 --> 00:48:13,937

Yeah.

00:48:14,521 --> 00:48:15,522

Holy shit.

00:48:16,648 --> 00:48:19,484

He, you know, looked at me weird,

like he knew me.

00:48:20,026 --> 00:48:22,612

Did the prowler invading my home

make you feel seen?

00:48:22,695 --> 00:48:23,947

So seen.

00:48:25,490 --> 00:48:28,284

Well, there's a bar down the hill.

It's probably just a stumbler.

00:48:29,202 --> 00:48:31,913

Speaking of which,

you still smell like a distillery.

00:48:32,872 --> 00:48:36,334

I'm sorry,

I just had to drown out the memory

00:48:36,417 --> 00:48:39,629

of Mom and Dad switching out my beds

when we were kids.

00:48:40,213 --> 00:48:42,006

You've been sitting on that one.

00:49:33,516 --> 00:49:34,517

Hello.

00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:41,024

Okay.

So, recycling was last night, Mrs. Selvig.

00:49:41,107 --> 00:49:42,400

Tonight's garbage.

00:49:42,483 --> 00:49:46,154

And you keep putting your bin on my side.

So--

00:49:48,156 --> 00:49:49,657

Yeah. Okay.

00:49:50,909 --> 00:49:54,204

You know, I actually can't talk right now.

I'm out at dinner. But--

00:49:55,788 --> 00:49:57,290

No, by myself.

00:50:00,043 --> 00:50:02,504

Pip's Bar and Grille.

00:50:03,546 --> 00:50:04,631

Excuse me.

00:50:06,216 --> 00:50:08,426

Hang up. Quickly.

00:50:13,515 --> 00:50:16,726

I'm sorry, Mrs. Selvig.

They've cooked the food, and it's here.

00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:21,940

Hi, kids. What's for dinner?

00:50:27,028 --> 00:50:29,822

I'm sorry. You don't get that reference.

00:50:32,242 --> 00:50:34,702

Are you following me?

00:50:35,703 --> 00:50:37,247

Your voice is different here.

00:50:38,206 --> 00:50:39,290

Worse.

00:50:41,376 --> 00:50:43,920

- Okay, who the fuck are you?

- Petey.

00:50:44,003 --> 00:50:46,339

My name is Petey. I'm from work.

00:50:48,633 --> 00:50:52,512

Well, that's not plausible.

Everyone in my department is--

00:50:52,595 --> 00:50:55,515

Severed. Severed. I was.

00:50:57,392 --> 00:50:59,561

Okay. Well, severance is pretty permanent.

00:50:59,644 --> 00:51:03,314

Yeah. Bypassing the implant wasn't easy.

I had help.

00:51:16,452 --> 00:51:19,122

So, what, you were unhappy at work?

00:51:19,205 --> 00:51:21,791

- And instead of lodging a complaint, you--

- No.

00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:25,587

I tried that first. So did you.

00:51:27,422 --> 00:51:30,508

Right. Okay. So…

00:51:31,968 --> 00:51:33,428

You've unsevered.

00:51:33,511 --> 00:51:38,308

And now you, what, think they're

after you or something?

00:51:42,103 --> 00:51:43,104

Yeah.

00:51:46,441 --> 00:51:50,612

"They" being Graner,

who's probably out here right now.

00:51:50,695 --> 00:51:55,325

Graner. Okay.

Is that, like, a person you know or…

00:51:55,408 --> 00:51:58,703

We both know him. We don't like him.

00:52:00,288 --> 00:52:01,289

I see.

00:52:07,212 --> 00:52:11,508

Nothing down there is what they say.

00:52:13,051 --> 00:52:14,761

If something happens to me,

00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:19,182

the things I know need to stay known.

00:52:21,684 --> 00:52:23,561

I'd prefer it be by a friend.

00:52:29,192 --> 00:52:31,694

So, we're friends?

00:52:33,196 --> 00:52:34,572

I'm your best friend.

00:52:36,241 --> 00:52:37,742

You're my very good friend.

00:53:13,111 --> 00:53:15,822

Mark, sorry about the card.

00:53:16,865 --> 00:53:19,200

I had to grab something,

and I know it's not appropriate.

00:53:19,284 --> 00:53:22,495

Though I'm sure you'd be

a really fucking awesome niece.

00:53:24,747 --> 00:53:28,293

We used to wonder

what kind of men we were on the outside,

00:53:28,918 --> 00:53:31,629

what choices we had made and why.

00:53:38,386 --> 00:53:40,346

I used to think it would take a monster

00:53:40,430 --> 00:53:42,807

to put someone

in a place like that office.

00:53:44,601 --> 00:53:47,145

Especially if the person was himself.

00:53:50,148 --> 00:53:53,943

But we're not monsters, Mark.

Not real ones.

00:53:56,696 --> 00:54:00,742

If you don't wanna know what's

going on down there, I won't force it.

00:54:03,328 --> 00:54:07,332

But if you do, there's an address

on the back of this card.

00:54:09,334 --> 00:54:14,130

Go alone, and you'll find

the beginning of a very long answer.

00:54:35,735 --> 00:54:38,071

Mark, is that you?

00:54:38,154 --> 00:54:39,447

Hi, Mrs. Selvig.

00:54:40,907 --> 00:54:45,203

Will you color me embarrassed

for the mix-up with the bins?

00:54:45,286 --> 00:54:46,579

No, it's no problem.

00:54:47,789 --> 00:54:48,790

How was dinner?

00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:52,752

Fine. I'm just, you know, tired.

00:54:54,462 --> 00:54:57,006

You know, my mother was a Catholic.

00:54:57,090 --> 00:55:02,804

She used to say it takes the saints

eight hours to bless a sleeping child.

00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,057

I hope you aren't rushing the saints.

00:55:07,141 --> 00:55:10,562

Well, I'll give them ample time tonight.

00:55:12,146 --> 00:55:13,648

Good night, Mrs. Selvig.

00:55:13,731 --> 00:55:14,732

Mark.

00:55:17,902 --> 00:55:19,612

You're good people.

00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:28,154

Кто вы?

00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:51,719

Что?

00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,271

Простите, я забежал немного вперёд.

00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,315

Любите полежать на столе?

00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,652

А не хотите ли пройти небольшой опрос?

00:01:08,945 --> 00:01:09,946

Кто это?

00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:11,489

Пять вопросов.

00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:12,866

Да, вы только проснулись,

00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:16,327

но в конце вы будете

чувствовать себя как огурчик.

00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:18,830

Кто говорит?

00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:29,382

Господи…

00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:41,519

Вы меня слышите? Откройте дверь!

00:01:48,443 --> 00:01:51,696

Я бы с вами с радостью

поболтал после опроса.

00:01:52,322 --> 00:01:54,032

Начнём с вопроса номер один?

00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:56,910

Сдался мне ваш опрос.

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Начнём с вопроса номер один?

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Выпустите меня.

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Слышите?

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Откройте дверь!

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Твою мать…

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Вы слышите? Выпустите меня!

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Эй.

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Да?

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Пять вопросов?

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Пять вопросов.

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И что мне за это?

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Зависит от ваших ответов.

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Ладно.

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Супер. Тогда начнём.

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Скажите, пожалуйста, кто вы?

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Это первый вопрос?

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Достаточно имени.

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Я не…

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Не переживайте.

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Если не можете ответить на вопрос,

скажите: «неизвестно».

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Что это?

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Ясно. Неизвестно.

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Вопрос номер два: в каком штате

или территории США вы были рождены?

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- Стойте.

- Назовите штат или территорию.

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- Я не знаю.

- Неизвестно.

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Вопрос номер три.

Назовите штат или территорию США.

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- Чёрт. Я…

- Первое, что пришло в голову.

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- Я не знаю… Делавэр. Что происходит?

- Делавэр.

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Вопрос номер четыре.

Какой у мистера Эгана любимый завтрак?

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Я не… Что всё это значит?

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Отлично. Неизвестно. Вопрос номер пять.

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Прошу принять во внимание,

что это последний вопрос.

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Подумайте хорошенько

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и назовите, пожалуйста,

цвет глаз вашей матери.

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Так, что… Что происходит?

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Неизвестно.

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Получается: «неизвестно, неизвестно,

Делавэр, неизвестно, неизвестно».

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Что случилось со мной?

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Прекрасный результат.

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Разделение

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«ЛЮМОН»

МАРК СКАУТ, ДОСТУП РЗДЛН

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Пришёл мистер Скаут.

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Спасибо.

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Прошу.

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ДОСТУП РЗДЛН

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Мистер Скаут.

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Привет, Джадд.

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- До встречи вечером.

- Ага, скоро увидимся.

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МАРК С.

АЛЛЕНТАУН

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- Ты чё тут устроил?

- Ну прости.

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Заболел?

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Может быть. Пити вчера носом шмыгал.

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Дыхнёшь на меня — гортань вырву.

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Ничего себе. Что это за агрессия?

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Мне кажется, вырывать мне гортань —

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не самый разумный поступок,

если не хочешь заболеть.

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Мне эндорфины помогут.

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Не говори, что Пити

не придёт сегодня, я заканчиваю

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работу над файлом Тамуотер.

Он должен принять его.

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Кажется, он не придёт сегодня.

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ДРЕЙНСВИЛЛ

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Если сегодня не принять,

то он до вторника так и будет висеть.

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- Типичная Люмонская херня.

- Аккуратней давай.

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Детишки. Что на ужин?

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Твою ж мать, Ирв. Мы же говорили.

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Про приветствие? Вы же не всерьёз.

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Нет, всерьёз. Оно бесит нас.

Сколько причин мы нашли?

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- Восемь.

- Восемь причин.

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И самое главное — снисходительный тон.

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Типа это тебе дети ужин приготовили

в этом сценарии, или…

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Да. Какой-то ты паршивый отец…

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- Где Пити?

- Заболел, наверное.

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О нет. А Дилан добить Тамуотер хотел.

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И если он не примет у меня файл,

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то не получу звание обработчика квартала.

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Не видать мне вафельного праздника.

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Бубнишь и бубнишь.

Нынче бонусы нереальные.

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Раньше обработал файл — пожмут руку

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и дадут пачку сливок для кофе.

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Всё ещё не верю про сливки для кофе.

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Я не шучу.

И тогда это было счастье для нас.

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Полная жесть.

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Да уж, полная.

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Как можно было пахать каждый день

и не получить заветные вафельки.

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Ирв сегодня не в духе.

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Доброе утро, обработка макроданных.

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Здравствуйте, мистер Милчик.

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Марк, можно тебя?

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ОБРАБОТКА МАКРОДАННЫХ

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В прошлый раз мисс Кобэл

была в старом офисе.

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Сейчас у неё новый офис.

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Это совсем другой офис.

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Вы это к чему?

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Она не признается,

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но комплимент об офисе её обрадует.

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АДМИНИСТРАЦИЯ

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Марк? Заходи и закрой дверь.

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Классный офис.

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Отвратительный.

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Да, прошлый был лучше.

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Выглядишь ужасно. Будто с похмелья.

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Присаживайся.

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Совет директоров присоединится к нам.

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Передо мной сидит Марк С.

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Ой, здравствуйте…

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Это по поводу того,

что я сегодня за главного?

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Так. Что ж…

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В прошлые разы

я Пити легко заменял, так что…

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Пити с нами больше не работает.

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Что?

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Я сказала: «Пити с нами

больше не работает».

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Прости, Марк.

Знаю, вы с ним были очень близки.

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Разве не должно

быть объявление? Из-за чего?

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Мы бы рассказали,

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но условия контракта запрещают раскрывать

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личные данные Пити даже тебе.

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Марк, будь добр,

положи карточку на мой стол.

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Марк С. Я возлагаю на тебя

ответственность нести волю Кира

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на позиции начальника

отдела обработки макроданных.

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Поздравляю.

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Рукопожатие доступно по запросу.

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Благодарю. Я запрашиваю рукопожатие.

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Ты ещё не прошёл тренинг, я знаю,

но Ирвинг будет рядом.

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Иди по сценарию и действуй по ситуации.

Всё будет хорошо.

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Не переживай.

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- Если надо ознакомиться…

- Спасибо, не надо.

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Ой, и совету директоров спасибо.

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Всё, что хотели сегодня

в совете это — послушать.

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В прошлый раз, когда у нас была женщина…

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Кэрол. Чьё место занял Дилан.

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Не переживай.

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Я знаю. Всё знаю.

00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,685

Я знаю, вы с Пити хорошо дружили.

00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:01,105

Только он, если честно, понимал твой юмор.

00:17:01,189 --> 00:17:05,109

Не переживай.

Значит, я должен начать сразу с опроса?

00:17:05,193 --> 00:17:06,402

Это будет нормально?

00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:07,529

Стандартная процедура.

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Начинай с первого вопроса

и продолжай по сценарию.

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А просто поговорить?

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Она должна получить информацию

в правильном порядке.

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Как и ты в своё время.

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В «ЛЮМОНЕ» ПЕРЕРАБАТЫВАЮТ!

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«Если объект злится и требует

выпустить его, переходите на страницу 19».

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Она должна три раза

попросить тебя об этом.

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Да. Точно.

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ТРИ РАЗА

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Картинка есть.

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Миленькая.

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Ну что ж, всё готово.

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Обожаю, когда вы вот так вместе работаете.

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Можете начинать.

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- Ну что ж…

- Так…

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B-004 ВОПРОС: КТО ЭТО?

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ВОПРОС Q-001: КТО ВЫ?

СТАНДАРТНЫЙ ОТВЕТ: НЕИЗВЕСТНО

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Начинай.

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Кто вы?

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Ещё.

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Кто вы?

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- Марк.

- Что?

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Ты пропустил вступление.

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Что?

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Чёрт!

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Простите, я забежал немного вперёд.

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ЛЮБИТЕ ПОЛЕЖАТЬ НА СТОЛЕ?

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- Да…

- Ладно, так…

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Любите полежать на столе?

00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:50,548

А не хотите ли пройти небольшой опрос?

00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:53,676

Кто это?

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Пять вопросов.

00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:57,222

Да, вы только проснулись,

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но в конце вы будете

чувствовать себя как огурчик.

00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,353

Кто говорит?

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«Кто говорит»?»

00:19:10,151 --> 00:19:11,319

КАКОЙ У МИСТЕРА ЭГАНА

ЛЮБИМЫЙ ЗАВТРАК?

00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:19,661

Вы меня слышите? Откройте дверь!

00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,037

Марк?

00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,915

Я бы с вами с радостью

поболтал после опроса.

00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,208

Начнём с вопроса номер один?

00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,252

Сдался мне ваш опрос.

00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,924

Начнём с вопроса номер один?

00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:35,051

Выпустите меня. Слышите?

00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:41,266

- Откройте дверь!

- Такого быть не должно.

00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:42,851

Слышите?

00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:44,227

Она сломает дверь.

00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,895

- Выпустите меня!

- Не сломает.

00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:48,481

Вы смотрите?

00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:50,984

Смотрю.

00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:53,444

Мне вмешаться?

00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:56,447

Не надо.

00:20:03,872 --> 00:20:05,540

Прекрасный результат.

00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,628

Должен сказать, я понимаю,

откуда у вас такая реакция.

00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:14,257

- Что?

- Должно было быть вступление,

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которое надо зачитывать до опроса,

00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:19,512

подводка к вопросам и…

00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:23,224

Но я пропустил эту часть

и перешёл сразу к вопросам.

00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:24,350

Я из пробирки?

00:20:25,351 --> 00:20:26,352

Простите?

00:20:27,604 --> 00:20:31,524

Вы вырастили меня на убой,

поэтому я ничего не знаю?

00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:39,199

Думаете, мы вырастили человека,

дали сознание…

00:20:39,282 --> 00:20:40,867

- Я не знаю.

- Сделали маникюр и…

00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,202

Я ничего не знаю.

00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:44,495

Нет, мы вас не выращивали. Господи.

00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,581

Как меня зовут?

00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,125

Хелли.

00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:52,253

Вас зовут Хелли. Хелли Р.

00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:54,672

Прошу.

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Спасибо, что ответили на вопросы.

00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:15,276

Я понимаю, что они могли

вызвать негативные эмоции,

00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:19,697

но я хочу вас поздравить с новой работой.

00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:28,957

Мы наняли вас на позицию

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на этаже разделения в «Люмон Индастриз».

00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,837

Какой этаж?

00:21:45,932 --> 00:21:49,561

Я понимаю, что вам интересно,

что это за «разделение» такое.

00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,855

Для начала давайте

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поговорим о важной теме

баланса работы и личной жизни.

00:21:57,569 --> 00:21:59,654

Попрошу вас представить,

что вы на качелях.

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Твою ж мать!

00:22:03,616 --> 00:22:05,702

Она закрыта снаружи!

00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:07,161

- Выпустите!

- Господи!

00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:13,209

Давайте немного успокоимся? Пожалуйста.

00:22:25,305 --> 00:22:26,306

Сядьте.

00:22:48,411 --> 00:22:50,205

Так, меня зовут Марк.

00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:54,792

И… я…

00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:57,378

Я тоже пару лет назад

очнулся на этом столе.

00:22:58,004 --> 00:22:59,047

Как и ты.

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И чей-то голос спросил меня,

кто я, целых девятнадцать раз.

00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:10,225

Когда я понял, что я этого не знаю,

00:23:10,308 --> 00:23:15,730

то сказал голосу, что я найду и убью его.

00:23:17,649 --> 00:23:20,568

Не знаю, почему я так сказал.

Наверное, страшно было.

00:23:21,819 --> 00:23:23,154

Ты убил его?

00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:25,865

Нет.

00:23:26,574 --> 00:23:31,120

Нет, его звали Пити.

И он стал моим лучшим другом.

00:23:33,206 --> 00:23:36,751

Слушай, тут, в общем-то,

не так уж и плохо, Хелли.

00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:39,295

Не так уж и плохо?

00:23:48,346 --> 00:23:54,811

Ну, знаешь… Жизнь — она как качели, нужно…

00:23:57,564 --> 00:23:59,315

Выпусти меня отсюда!

00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:11,828

- Попроси ещё раз.

- Что?

00:24:11,911 --> 00:24:15,832

Ты уже попросила дважды. Попроси ещё раз.

00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,877

- Марк.

- Что?

00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:22,255

Я бы хотела уйти отсюда сейчас же.

00:24:24,674 --> 00:24:27,677

Я понимаю, что вы не желаете

сотрудничать с нами.

00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,347

Мне ужасно жаль,

но я бы не хотел держать вас здесь силой.

00:24:31,431 --> 00:24:34,392

Прошу, следуйте за мной.

00:24:40,857 --> 00:24:41,858

Ирв.

00:25:04,631 --> 00:25:08,426

Места тут, конечно, полно,

но это ненадолго.

00:25:08,510 --> 00:25:10,220

Они планируют расширяться.

00:25:11,054 --> 00:25:12,639

Поэтому меня наняли?

00:25:13,473 --> 00:25:15,433

Нет, тебя взяли на замену.

00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:17,519

На чью замену?

00:25:19,395 --> 00:25:21,105

А ты не в восторге, да?

00:25:28,321 --> 00:25:30,698

Мы подошли. Тебе туда.

00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:39,165

А ты не пойдёшь?

00:25:39,249 --> 00:25:40,667

А мне нельзя.

00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,252

Да ладно?

00:25:42,335 --> 00:25:43,753

Как только ты уйдёшь, ты…

00:25:45,505 --> 00:25:46,840

Мне нельзя смотреть.

00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:55,390

Ну конечно.

00:26:04,774 --> 00:26:07,861

РАЗДЕЛЕННЫМ ПРОХОД ЗАПРЕЩЕН

00:26:28,548 --> 00:26:30,592

Какого… чёрта?

00:27:22,894 --> 00:27:24,479

- Я мертва?

- Нет.

00:27:25,104 --> 00:27:27,482

- Я в каком-то аду?

- Нет.

00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:30,360

Почему я не могу уйти?

00:27:30,443 --> 00:27:33,238

Можешь. И ты уходила.

Через эту дверь уж точно.

00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:35,698

Уходила, но вернулась.

00:27:36,783 --> 00:27:38,368

- Это не так.

- Всё так.

00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:40,328

Пошли.

00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:46,668

В первый же день напала на коллегу.

00:27:47,836 --> 00:27:50,129

С тобой будет весело.

00:27:50,839 --> 00:27:52,674

Я тебя понимаю.

00:27:52,757 --> 00:27:57,762

Я бы хотела наподдать Марку сама,

но я его начальник.

00:27:57,846 --> 00:27:59,889

А он твой начальник отдела.

00:28:00,682 --> 00:28:03,268

Нам обеим нужно набраться терпения.

00:28:04,102 --> 00:28:08,106

К счастью, осталась

последняя часть твоего ознакомления.

00:28:08,189 --> 00:28:11,317

Её Марк запороть не сможет.

00:28:12,110 --> 00:28:13,361

Почему это?

00:28:13,945 --> 00:28:15,864

Потому что это видео.

00:28:23,371 --> 00:28:25,540

Приветствую в «Люмен», Хелли.

00:28:28,293 --> 00:28:30,003

ХЕЛЛИ Р.

00:28:51,441 --> 00:28:52,734

Присаживайся.

00:29:11,711 --> 00:29:13,087

Вы недовольны?

00:29:14,255 --> 00:29:18,635

Ты о некомпетентности или неподчинении?

00:29:19,844 --> 00:29:21,679

- Ну…

- Да!

00:29:23,473 --> 00:29:25,850

Моя мама была атеисткой.

00:29:26,809 --> 00:29:30,188

Она постоянно повторяла,

что не стоит бояться ада.

00:29:30,772 --> 00:29:32,190

Потому что ад —

00:29:32,857 --> 00:29:37,695

это плод больного

человеческого воображения.

00:29:37,779 --> 00:29:38,780

Проблема в том,

00:29:40,365 --> 00:29:44,285

что человек способен

воплотить это всё в реальность.

00:29:48,623 --> 00:29:50,166

Я не понимаю вас.

00:29:52,043 --> 00:29:55,630

Работа в отделе

может быть как адом, так и раем.

00:29:56,381 --> 00:29:58,299

От чего это зависит?

00:30:05,181 --> 00:30:06,182

От людей.

00:30:17,694 --> 00:30:18,987

Присаживайся.

00:30:24,951 --> 00:30:26,995

«ЛЮМОН»

ХЕЛЛИ Р. ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ

00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:35,545

Так, хорошо. Присаживайся.

00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:46,431

Меня зовут Хелли Р.

00:30:48,766 --> 00:30:49,934

Приблизительно

00:30:50,018 --> 00:30:54,189

через два часа

это видео должны показать мне.

00:30:56,149 --> 00:30:59,485

И я по своему собственному желанию

согласилась пройти процедуру

00:30:59,569 --> 00:31:01,487

известную как «разделение».

00:31:03,323 --> 00:31:08,411

Согласна, чтобы перцептивная хронология

была разделена хирургическим путём.

00:31:08,494 --> 00:31:12,665

Воспоминания о работе

будут отделены от моей личной жизни.

00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:14,959

Я признаю, что отныне

00:31:15,043 --> 00:31:19,130

доступ к моим воспоминаниям

будет определяться территориально.

00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:22,967

Мне будут недоступны

личные воспоминания,

00:31:23,051 --> 00:31:25,970

пока я нахожусь

на подземном «разделённом» этаже,

00:31:26,054 --> 00:31:28,515

а за пределами работы — наоборот.

00:31:30,934 --> 00:31:34,187

Я осознаю, что данная операция

00:31:34,270 --> 00:31:37,190

окончательна и необратима.

00:31:38,775 --> 00:31:40,443

Это заявление добровольно.

00:31:45,782 --> 00:31:48,701

Ну… вот и всё.

00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:56,834

Всё.

00:31:57,919 --> 00:31:58,920

Можешь идти.

00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:19,274

Мне отсюда не уйти?

00:32:21,526 --> 00:32:22,819

Ты уйдёшь в 17:00.

00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:26,489

Ну, выпускают нас по одному… в 17:15.

00:32:27,699 --> 00:32:30,869

Но для этой версии тебя всё будет иначе.

00:32:32,579 --> 00:32:33,913

У меня есть семья?

00:32:34,956 --> 00:32:36,291

Ты не узнаешь.

00:32:37,876 --> 00:32:39,586

Выбора нет.

00:32:40,753 --> 00:32:46,009

Ну, если ты снова окажешься здесь,

значит, ты выбрала вернуться.

00:33:14,078 --> 00:33:15,079

Привет.

00:33:53,201 --> 00:33:54,327

Пока.

00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:55,411

Пока.

00:34:36,035 --> 00:34:37,036

МИСТЕРУ СКАУТУ

00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:47,045

«Дорогой Марк, вы сегодня

поскользнулись на слайде

00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:49,507

для кодоскопа,

пока несли коробки с документами,

00:34:49,591 --> 00:34:53,178

и получили лёгкую травму виска».

00:35:00,143 --> 00:35:01,519

КАРТА ВИП «У ПИПА»

00:35:01,603 --> 00:35:02,979

ВЛАДЕЛЕЦ КАРТЫ ПОЛУЧАЕТ

ОДНОРАЗОВЫЙ ДОСТУП

00:35:03,062 --> 00:35:04,147

В ВИП-ЗАЛ РЕСТОРАНА «У ПИПА»

00:35:04,230 --> 00:35:05,481

Я ВИП У ПИПА

00:35:21,289 --> 00:35:22,498

Эй!

00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:24,751

Простите!

00:35:26,127 --> 00:35:27,962

Смотри на дорогу, тут гололёд!

00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,841

Простите.

00:35:57,867 --> 00:36:00,870

БЭРД-КРИК

ЖИЛОЙ КВАРТАЛ

00:36:31,568 --> 00:36:35,572

Взрослые самцы мошек

в среднем живут от трёх до семи дней…

00:36:53,506 --> 00:36:57,927

Нет, я понимаю, миссис Селвиг.

Просто вы его снова у меня поставили.

00:36:58,761 --> 00:37:02,515

Да. За мусором приедут завтра.

Сегодня за переработкой.

00:37:03,516 --> 00:37:06,644

Да, странно, но вот так они работают.

00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:09,063

А с вашим мусором нет места для…

00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:27,999

- Привет.

- Привет.

00:37:32,212 --> 00:37:33,213

Ты забыл?

00:37:38,176 --> 00:37:39,761

Вот блин. Да.

00:37:39,844 --> 00:37:40,845

Не страшно.

00:37:41,846 --> 00:37:42,847

- Прости.

- Ничего.

00:37:42,931 --> 00:37:45,642

- Может, штаны наденешь…

- Я в штанах.

00:37:45,725 --> 00:37:47,519

…а я подожду… Это не штаны.

00:37:48,895 --> 00:37:52,732

Если не будет еды, то какой это ужин?

00:37:52,815 --> 00:37:53,942

- Так.

- Это…

00:37:54,651 --> 00:37:56,319

Ты задолжал мне.

00:37:56,402 --> 00:37:57,946

- Да ладно.

- Да.

00:37:58,029 --> 00:38:01,324

Забыл, что в детстве, я всегда

заступалась за тебя перед родителями?

00:38:01,407 --> 00:38:03,868

Из головы как-то вылетело.

00:38:05,328 --> 00:38:07,747

Скоро годовщина, вот я и подумала,

00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:09,707

что тебе захочется побыть с кем-то.

00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:12,126

Не-а.

00:38:14,170 --> 00:38:16,464

Какая прелесть. Откуда?

00:38:16,548 --> 00:38:18,758

С работы. Они извинились.

00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:20,802

Ну раз извинились, то ладно.

00:38:21,845 --> 00:38:23,763

Они объяснили, откуда у тебя это?

00:38:23,847 --> 00:38:26,182

Не переживай. Дали сертификат.

00:38:26,766 --> 00:38:29,477

Целый сертификат! И куда именно?

00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,646

Не знаю, «У Пипа».

00:38:32,272 --> 00:38:35,149

Конечно «У Пипа».

Удачно тебе там отдохнуть.

00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:37,026

Отдохну. Без тебя.

00:38:46,286 --> 00:38:47,745

Вот и наш пленник.

00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:50,248

- Привет, Рик.

- Меня зовут Рикен. Ну ты чего?

00:38:51,499 --> 00:38:53,418

- Кажется, ты в порядке.

- Ага.

00:38:54,127 --> 00:38:55,336

- Так.

- Привет, дорогой.

00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,421

Привет.

00:38:57,172 --> 00:39:01,759

Многие не могут понять,

что еда в жизни — не главное.

00:39:01,843 --> 00:39:03,553

- Да.

- Ведь жизнь —

00:39:03,636 --> 00:39:07,056

невероятно сложный синтез

сознания и действия.

00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:09,934

А еда, ужин… Что это?

00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:11,394

- Да, что это?

- Топливо!

00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:14,355

Калории. Это не главное в жизни.

00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,816

- Отлично сказано, Паттон.

- Я согласна.

00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,568

Но, знаете…

00:39:18,651 --> 00:39:23,865

У папы была фляга с надписью

«Виски — это самое главное».

00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,327

- Было дело.

- Шутка так и просилась.

00:39:27,410 --> 00:39:29,787

По сути он был алкоголиком.

00:39:29,871 --> 00:39:33,249

Марк, Рикен сказал Ребек и мне,

что ты был профессором истории.

00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:34,334

Да…

00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:36,794

Что ты скажешь по этому поводу?

00:39:38,213 --> 00:39:40,215

Еда в нашей жизни.

00:39:42,342 --> 00:39:45,887

Даже не знаю. Я занимался Первой мировой.

00:39:45,970 --> 00:39:48,097

Интересно. А что ты скажешь на это?

00:39:48,181 --> 00:39:49,933

Я тут недавно читал статью,

00:39:50,016 --> 00:39:53,770

в которой сравнивался уровень насилия

в вооруженных конфликтах.

00:39:54,395 --> 00:39:55,396

Началось…

00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,898

Слишком скучно, я знаю.

00:39:57,982 --> 00:40:03,446

Автор утверждает, что современники

называли её Великой войной.

00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:06,699

Получается, это неверно —

называть её Первой мировой.

00:40:07,283 --> 00:40:08,618

Ничего себе.

00:40:12,413 --> 00:40:17,794

Ну… знаешь, никто бы

не назвал её Первой мировой,

00:40:17,877 --> 00:40:21,214

потому что Второй мировой ещё не было.

00:40:22,465 --> 00:40:24,092

- Ого!

- Ну конечно!

00:40:24,175 --> 00:40:25,593

- Ты абсолютно прав.

- Да!

00:40:26,302 --> 00:40:27,345

Как интересно!

00:40:27,428 --> 00:40:28,972

Поэтому я его и позвала.

00:40:29,931 --> 00:40:33,518

Покойная жена Марка, Джемма,

тоже профессором была. Русская литература.

00:40:33,601 --> 00:40:35,520

- Я обожаю читать.

- Вот так-то.

00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:38,690

Но теперь Марк в «Люмоне» работает.

00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:40,108

- Рикен.

- Правда?

00:40:40,191 --> 00:40:42,068

Да, уже два года как.

00:40:42,151 --> 00:40:44,112

- Ты разрабатываешь лекарства?

- Нет…

00:40:44,195 --> 00:40:46,865

Я думал, в «Люмоне» технику разрабатывают.

00:40:46,948 --> 00:40:48,741

- Они с XIX века на рынке.

- Да ладно.

00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:50,618

Целебные мази, да?

00:40:50,702 --> 00:40:51,786

Что они только не делают…

00:40:52,745 --> 00:40:55,456

Да, только я

в корпоративном архивном отделе, так что…

00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,792

О, ты знаешь все грязные секреты.

00:40:58,334 --> 00:41:00,128

- Нет, не совсем.

- Нет.

00:41:00,211 --> 00:41:04,340

Там всё серьезно, раз одним из требований

была процедура разделения.

00:41:08,845 --> 00:41:09,846

Ого.

00:41:11,764 --> 00:41:13,266

Ничего себе.

00:41:15,018 --> 00:41:18,313

Да, и о таком человек сам должен решать,

рассказывать или нет.

00:41:18,396 --> 00:41:19,856

- Правда, Рикен?

- Боже мой.

00:41:19,939 --> 00:41:21,816

- Нет. Нет.

- Господи, Марк.

00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,568

- Прости.

- Ничего страшного.

00:41:23,651 --> 00:41:26,696

- Я прошу прощения…

- Вы что, это прекрасно.

00:41:26,779 --> 00:41:28,448

Я бы сама хотела,

00:41:29,532 --> 00:41:32,911

но, боюсь, что постоянно

буду думать о другой стороне.

00:41:35,788 --> 00:41:38,750

Ну, сторона только одна.

00:41:39,626 --> 00:41:41,711

Это я. Я работаю, и…

00:41:41,794 --> 00:41:45,924

А на глубинном уровне? Каково это?

00:41:49,177 --> 00:41:52,555

Ну, всё просто.

Его память разделена на две части.

00:41:52,639 --> 00:41:55,975

Когда он не на работе,

он просто не помнит, что он там делал.

00:41:56,059 --> 00:41:57,060

Всё верно, Марк?

00:41:57,143 --> 00:41:59,938

- Ну, я…

- Ты приходишь к 09:00 утра,

00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:02,607

а потом внезапно уже 17:00, и ты уходишь?

00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:05,235

- Выпускают нас по одному…

- Вас так контролируют?

00:42:05,318 --> 00:42:08,571

А когда он на работе,

у него нет доступа к другим воспоминаниям.

00:42:08,655 --> 00:42:12,325

Получается, другая версия тебя

находится в ловушке.

00:42:12,408 --> 00:42:14,577

Что ж…

00:42:14,661 --> 00:42:17,205

- Ну, не в ловушке, но…

- Но что?

00:42:21,292 --> 00:42:25,255

Продолжай, мне интересно.

Что ты хотел сказать? Не в ловушке, но?

00:42:28,132 --> 00:42:29,133

Что ты хотел сказать?

00:42:33,263 --> 00:42:36,057

Зато мы узнали твою позицию

по поводу нового закона.

00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:37,433

Мы сконцентрировались

00:42:37,517 --> 00:42:38,643

- не на том.

- Да.

00:42:40,311 --> 00:42:42,981

Марк принял решение.

00:42:43,064 --> 00:42:44,816

Решение оказалось спорным.

00:42:46,192 --> 00:42:48,152

Этически. Общественно.

00:42:48,736 --> 00:42:51,489

С моральной точки зрения, с научной.

00:42:52,532 --> 00:42:55,952

Но, Марк, я поддерживаю тебя.

00:42:56,578 --> 00:42:57,787

Безоговорочно.

00:42:57,871 --> 00:42:59,497

- Прекрасные слова.

- Спасибо.

00:42:59,581 --> 00:43:02,000

- Согласен.

- Я тоже поддерживаю Марка.

00:43:03,126 --> 00:43:04,127

Вау.

00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:08,089

Спасибо, это очень мило.

00:43:08,965 --> 00:43:11,384

Что ж, обычно в этот момент я говорю

00:43:11,467 --> 00:43:13,511

что-нибудь типа «налетай».

00:43:14,888 --> 00:43:17,473

Хочу сказать, что без еды

мы смогли насладиться

00:43:17,557 --> 00:43:22,103

плодами наших разговоров

на более глубоком уровне.

00:43:22,187 --> 00:43:24,022

- О да, это точно.

- Правда же?

00:43:24,105 --> 00:43:26,983

Знаете, у моего друга из Лимы

не было ужина с едой уже…

00:43:28,610 --> 00:43:31,279

Ты простишь меня,

если я дам тебе 3000 долларов?

00:43:32,572 --> 00:43:37,493

Ну, твой ребёнок не виновен,

так что я прирежу тебя,

00:43:37,577 --> 00:43:41,039

но уже после его рождения.

00:43:41,122 --> 00:43:44,542

О господи. Держи.

00:43:47,587 --> 00:43:48,588

Класс.

00:43:53,510 --> 00:43:57,597

Как там поживает

психотерапевт со смешными усами?

00:44:02,519 --> 00:44:03,520

Не ходишь?

00:44:05,355 --> 00:44:07,815

Ну, работа помогла.

00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:10,151

Ага.

00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:14,531

Ты молодец,

что согласился на работу. Правда.

00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,034

Она бы гордилась тобой, это точно.

00:44:21,329 --> 00:44:24,874

Но забывать о ней на восемь часов в день

00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:27,794

вряд ли поможет.

00:44:35,844 --> 00:44:37,679

Давай переночуешь у нас?

00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,181

Нет.

00:44:41,349 --> 00:44:42,350

Почему?

00:44:42,433 --> 00:44:44,269

Твой дом пахнет беременностью.

00:44:48,064 --> 00:44:50,275

И ты это почувствовал на глубинном уровне?

00:44:52,110 --> 00:44:53,528

Да, интересный персонаж.

00:44:54,112 --> 00:44:56,906

- Ты точно ночуешь сегодня у нас.

- Ничего подобного.

00:44:56,990 --> 00:44:58,908

Я сам шью покрывала и простыни,

00:44:58,992 --> 00:45:02,036

поэтому большая кровать еще не готова.

00:45:02,787 --> 00:45:05,290

Но твоя тоже пойдёт.

00:45:05,373 --> 00:45:08,126

А пижама сшита на балтийском станке.

00:45:08,209 --> 00:45:10,587

Сладких тебе снов.

00:45:11,129 --> 00:45:15,258

Спасибо. Я всё ещё не понимаю:

зачем три кровати?

00:45:15,341 --> 00:45:17,343

- Всё просто.

- Коллега Рикена сказал,

00:45:17,427 --> 00:45:21,264

что смена кровати с возрастом

может травмировать ребёнка.

00:45:21,347 --> 00:45:22,724

Серьёзно.

00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:27,020

Однако, если предоставить ребёнку

все кровати с самого рождения,

00:45:27,103 --> 00:45:30,148

то он сам сможет менять их

по своему желанию.

00:45:30,773 --> 00:45:32,358

Понял. Ясно.

00:45:37,488 --> 00:45:38,489

Да…

00:45:39,574 --> 00:45:41,576

Ты всем сегодня понравился, Марк.

00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:44,829

Ясно.

00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:46,539

Дорогой.

00:45:47,665 --> 00:45:48,750

- Пошли.

- Ага.

00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:49,918

- Идем.

- Сладких снов.

00:45:50,001 --> 00:45:51,002

Спасибо.

00:45:52,545 --> 00:45:54,047

Сладких снов, милорд.

00:45:54,130 --> 00:45:55,548

Сладких снов, миледи.

00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:53,958

Привет.

00:47:54,459 --> 00:47:55,460

Привет.

00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:56,961

Давно встал?

00:47:57,545 --> 00:47:58,671

Давно.

00:48:01,925 --> 00:48:05,470

Вчера ночью бизнесмена видел во дворе.

00:48:05,553 --> 00:48:07,222

- Бизнесмена?

- Да.

00:48:07,305 --> 00:48:09,224

Что он тебе предложил?

00:48:09,307 --> 00:48:10,308

Я серьёзно.

00:48:10,892 --> 00:48:12,602

Серьёзно видел мужчину во дворе?

00:48:12,685 --> 00:48:13,937

Да.

00:48:14,521 --> 00:48:15,522

Вот блин.

00:48:16,648 --> 00:48:19,484

Он так странно посмотрел.

Будто узнал меня.

00:48:20,026 --> 00:48:22,612

О, установил с ним ментальную связь?

00:48:22,695 --> 00:48:23,947

Именно так.

00:48:25,490 --> 00:48:28,284

Здесь бар недалеко, оттуда его и принесло.

00:48:29,202 --> 00:48:31,913

Кстати, от тебя за версту несёт.

00:48:32,872 --> 00:48:36,334

Прости, я хотел забыть воспоминания о том,

00:48:36,417 --> 00:48:39,629

как родители меняли мне в детстве кровати.

00:48:40,213 --> 00:48:42,006

Ты её заранее подготовил, да?

00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:29,721

ВХОДЯЩИЙ ВЫЗОВ

МИССИС СЕЛВИГ

00:49:29,804 --> 00:49:31,598

«У ПИПА»

ОБЕД, УЖИН

00:49:31,681 --> 00:49:33,433

ВИП-ЗОНА

00:49:33,516 --> 00:49:34,517

Да?

00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:41,024

Так. Переработка была вчера,

миссис Селвиг.

00:49:41,107 --> 00:49:42,400

Мусор сегодня.

00:49:42,483 --> 00:49:46,154

И не надо ставить корзину

на мою сторону. Так что…

00:49:48,156 --> 00:49:49,657

Да, хорошо.

00:49:50,909 --> 00:49:54,204

Знаете, я сейчас занят. Я в ресторане, но…

00:49:55,788 --> 00:49:57,290

Нет, я один.

00:50:00,043 --> 00:50:02,504

«У Пипа». Ресторан.

00:50:03,546 --> 00:50:04,631

Подождите.

00:50:06,216 --> 00:50:08,426

Сбрось. Быстро.

00:50:13,515 --> 00:50:16,726

Простите, миссис Селвиг.

Мне тут еду принесли.

00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:21,940

Детишки. Что на ужин?

00:50:27,028 --> 00:50:29,822

Прости. Ты не понял, о чём я.

00:50:32,242 --> 00:50:34,702

Ты следишь за мной?

00:50:35,703 --> 00:50:37,247

Голос звучит иначе.

00:50:38,206 --> 00:50:39,290

Хуже.

00:50:41,376 --> 00:50:43,920

- Ты кто, вообще, такой?

- Пити.

00:50:44,003 --> 00:50:46,339

Меня зовут Пити, я с работы.

00:50:48,633 --> 00:50:52,512

Ну, это невозможно.

Все мои коллеги с работы…

00:50:52,595 --> 00:50:55,515

Разделены. И я был разделён.

00:50:57,392 --> 00:50:59,561

Но разделение невозможно отменить.

00:50:59,644 --> 00:51:03,314

Да. Обойти имплант было нелегко,

но мне помогли.

00:51:16,452 --> 00:51:19,122

Что? Стало невыносимо на работе?

00:51:19,205 --> 00:51:21,791

- И вместо того, чтобы отправить жалобу…

- Нет.

00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:25,587

Я это испробовал. Как и ты.

00:51:27,422 --> 00:51:30,508

Ясно. Так ты…

00:51:31,968 --> 00:51:33,428

Обошёл имплант.

00:51:33,511 --> 00:51:38,308

И теперь ты думаешь,

они ищут тебя, что ли?

00:51:42,103 --> 00:51:43,104

Да.

00:51:46,441 --> 00:51:50,612

Не «они», а Грэйнер.

Ищет меня прямо сейчас.

00:51:50,695 --> 00:51:55,325

Грэйнер. Ладно.

Это… кто-то, кого ты знаешь, или…

00:51:55,408 --> 00:51:58,703

Мы оба знаем его. Он нам не нравится.

00:52:00,288 --> 00:52:01,289

Ясно.

00:52:07,212 --> 00:52:11,508

Они во всём нас обманывают.

00:52:13,051 --> 00:52:14,761

Если что-то случится со мной,

00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:19,182

то всё, что я знаю, надо передать.

00:52:21,684 --> 00:52:23,561

Хотелось бы через друга.

00:52:29,192 --> 00:52:31,694

Так мы друзья?

00:52:33,196 --> 00:52:34,572

Я твой лучший друг.

00:52:36,241 --> 00:52:37,742

Ты мой хороший друг.

00:52:41,579 --> 00:52:44,374

«У ПИПА»

00:53:06,604 --> 00:53:10,733

С ДНЁМ РОЖДЕНИЯ,

ЛЮБИМАЯ ПЛЕМЯННИЦА!

00:53:13,111 --> 00:53:15,822

Марк, прости за открытку.

00:53:16,865 --> 00:53:19,200

Взял первую попавшуюся.

00:53:19,284 --> 00:53:22,495

Хотя я уверен, что из тебя бы

вышла отличная племянница.

00:53:24,747 --> 00:53:28,293

Мы часто с тобой обсуждали,

что мы за люди за пределами работы.

00:53:28,918 --> 00:53:31,629

Какие решения приняли в жизни, почему.

00:53:38,386 --> 00:53:40,346

Я думал, что только монстр

00:53:40,430 --> 00:53:42,807

может засадить

другого человека в этот офис.

00:53:44,601 --> 00:53:47,145

Тем более уж самого себя.

00:53:50,148 --> 00:53:53,943

Но монстры не мы, Марк. Поверь.

00:53:56,696 --> 00:54:00,742

Если ты не захочешь знать,

что тут происходит, я заставлять не буду.

00:54:03,328 --> 00:54:07,332

Но если захочешь, то на обратной стороне

открытки написан адрес.

00:54:09,334 --> 00:54:14,130

Приезжай один.

И твой долгий путь к истине начнется.

00:54:14,214 --> 00:54:17,342

Халф-луп-роуд, 499

00:54:35,735 --> 00:54:38,071

Марк, это ты?

00:54:38,154 --> 00:54:39,447

Здравствуйте, миссис Селвиг.

00:54:40,907 --> 00:54:45,203

Ты уж прости меня

за эту неурядицу с мусорными корзинами.

00:54:45,286 --> 00:54:46,579

Ой, да не переживайте.

00:54:47,789 --> 00:54:48,790

Как ужин?

00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:52,752

Нормально. Просто немного устал.

00:54:54,462 --> 00:54:57,006

Знаешь, моя мама была католичкой.

00:54:57,090 --> 00:55:02,804

Она говорила, что ангелам нужно восемь

часов, чтобы благословить дитя ночью.

00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,057

Ты же не торопишь ангелов?

00:55:07,141 --> 00:55:10,562

Ну, сегодня я торопить не буду.

00:55:12,146 --> 00:55:13,648

Спокойной ночи, миссис Селвиг.

00:55:13,731 --> 00:55:14,732

Марк.

00:55:17,902 --> 00:55:19,612

Хороший ты парень.

00:57:09,389 --> 00:57:11,391

Перевод субтитров: Павел Веклич

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Who are you?

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[groans]

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[groans]

00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:49,092

[static feedback]

00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:51,719

Hello?

00:00:54,681 --> 00:00:55,765

[inhales deeply]

00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:58,351

[sighs, groans]

00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,271

[person] I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.

00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,315

Hi there, you on the table.

00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,652

I wonder if you'd mind

taking a brief survey.

00:01:08,945 --> 00:01:09,946

Who is that?

00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:11,489

Five questions.

00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:12,866

Now, I know you're sleepy,

00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:16,327

but I just bet

it'll make you feel right as rain.

00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:18,830

Who's speaking?

00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:29,382

Oh, God.

00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:41,519

Hey! Open the door!

00:01:48,443 --> 00:01:51,696

I'd be just thrilled to chat

once we've run the survey.

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Shall we begin with question one?

00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:56,910

I'm not taking your survey.

00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:00,330

Shall we begin with question one?

00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,126

Let me out of here.

00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:10,088

Hey!

00:02:11,883 --> 00:02:13,176

Open the door!

00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:15,136

Fuck.

00:02:16,471 --> 00:02:19,098

Hey! Let me out!

00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:23,311

[panting]

00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:28,441

[groans]

00:02:42,247 --> 00:02:43,248

Hey.

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Hello.

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Five questions?

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Five questions.

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What do I get at the end?

00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:57,303

Depends on your answers.

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Okay.

00:03:02,642 --> 00:03:04,018

Great. Off we go.

00:03:04,519 --> 00:03:07,021

Now to start, who are you?

00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:09,524

That's the first question?

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First name will do.

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I don't…

00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:29,419

It's okay.

00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:32,547

If you can't answer the question,

feel free to say, "unknown."

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What is this?

00:03:35,175 --> 00:03:36,426

Okay, unknown.

00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:40,763

Question two, in which US state

or territory were you born?

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- Wait.

- Which state or territory, please?

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- [stammers] I don't know.

- Unknown.

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Question three,

please name any US state or territory.

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- Fuck. I--

- First that comes to mind.

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- I don't know. Delaware. What is this?

- Delaware.

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Question four,

what is Mr. Eagan's favorite breakfast?

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I don't-- That one makes no sense.

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Right? Unknown. Question five.

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And as a reminder,

this is the final question.

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To the best of your memory,

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what is or was the color

of your mother's eyes?

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Okay, what's hap-- What's happening?

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Unknown.

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So that's unknown,

unknown, Delaware, unknown, unknown.

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What the hell did you do to me?

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[gasps]

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That's a perfect score.

00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:06,140

[person sobbing]

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[coughs]

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[sniffling]

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[sobbing continues]

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[sighing]

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Are you ready for Mr. Scout?

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Thank you.

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Go ahead.

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[beeps]

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[beeps]

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Mr. Scout.

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Hi, Judd.

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- All right, see you this evening.

- Yep, see you soon.

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[elevator bell dings]

00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:12,095

[high-pitched ringing]

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[elevator bell dings]

00:10:04,314 --> 00:10:05,315

[sniffles]

00:10:12,071 --> 00:10:14,324

[sniffling]

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[coughs, sniffles]

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[sniffles]

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[coughs]

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- [colleague] You're breathing shitty.

- Sorry.

00:11:18,972 --> 00:11:20,139

[colleague] You sick?

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Maybe. Petey was sniffling yesterday.

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Mmm. If you breathe on me,

I'll rip your larynx out.

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Wow. That went right to ten.

00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,649

I feel like

ripping out my germ-ridden larynx

00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,360

would get you sicker

than just me breathing on you.

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- Nah. Endorphins.

- Oh.

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[colleague] Petey better not be out

for the day, 'cause I'm about zero seconds

00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:41,703

from wrapping the Tumwater file,

and he needs to process it.

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[Mark] Uh, I think he's out.

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If he doesn't process today, they won't

know until Tuesday of next week.

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- It's typical Lumon bullshit.

- Oh. Careful, guy.

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Hi, kids. What's for dinner?

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[colleague]

Goddamn it, Irv. We warned you.

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About the greeting? You were kidding.

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No, we sincerely hate it.

How many reasons did we come up with?

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- Eight.

- [colleague] Eight reasons.

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Chief among them the latent condescension.

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And it's confusing. Like, did the kids

make you dinner in this scenario? Or--

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Yeah. What kind of a shit dad are you?

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- No Petey?

- [Mark] Uh, we think he's sick.

00:12:15,612 --> 00:12:18,448

Oh, no. And Dylan's

about to wrap Tumwater today.

00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:20,074

Yeah, and if he doesn't see me finish,

00:12:20,158 --> 00:12:22,160

I might get passed over

for refiner of the quarter

00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:23,953

and miss out on my goddamn waffle party.

00:12:24,037 --> 00:12:27,081

Grumble, grumble.

These perks are so out of hand.

00:12:27,165 --> 00:12:29,083

When we'd process a file in the old days,

00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:30,960

they'd shake our hand

and fill up the creamer.

00:12:31,044 --> 00:12:33,379

I still don't buy

they actually incentivized creamer.

00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:36,299

[Irving] They did.

And back then, we were grateful for it.

00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:38,051

- [Dylan] That's fucked, dude.

- [Mark laughs]

00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:39,761

[Irving] Yes, very fucked.

00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:44,390

To put in an honest day's work and not

get a children's breakfast in return.

00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:47,185

- [Dylan] Oh, uh-oh. Irv's got claws today.

- [knocks]

00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:50,271

Good morning, Macrodata Refinement.

00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:51,564

Hi, Mr. Milchick.

00:12:52,649 --> 00:12:54,317

Mark, could I have a word?

00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:27,559

Last time you saw Ms. Cobel,

she was in her old office.

00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:29,102

Now she's in her new office.

00:13:29,686 --> 00:13:31,354

It's a completely different office.

00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:33,356

What's this about?

00:13:33,898 --> 00:13:34,899

She'd never say so,

00:13:34,983 --> 00:13:37,819

but I know a compliment about the office

would just make her day.

00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:51,249

[Ms. Cobel] Mark? Come in. Shut the thing.

00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:53,293

Nice office.

00:13:53,376 --> 00:13:55,044

[Ms. Cobel] Ugh, it's horrid.

00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:57,922

Yeah, the old one was better.

00:14:00,842 --> 00:14:01,843

[sighs]

00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:04,721

Oh.

00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:07,849

You look awful. You look hungover.

00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:10,268

Have a seat.

00:14:16,024 --> 00:14:18,026

The Board will be joining us

remotely today.

00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,695

Oh. [chuckles]

00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:23,364

I have Mark S. at my desk.

00:14:30,622 --> 00:14:32,707

[static feedback]

00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,876

Oh, uh, hello. You--

00:14:36,628 --> 00:14:38,213

[static feedback]

00:14:38,296 --> 00:14:42,217

[stammers] I assume this is about me

acting as department chief today.

00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:45,470

Okay. Uh, well… I mean,

00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:48,681

I've subbed for Petey before,

so it shouldn't be that big a thing.

00:14:48,765 --> 00:14:51,935

Petey is no longer with this company.

00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:54,062

I'm sorry?

00:14:55,480 --> 00:15:00,902

I said,

Petey is no longer with this company.

00:15:00,985 --> 00:15:05,281

I'm sorry, Mark. You guys were

one of my favorite office friendships.

00:15:07,534 --> 00:15:11,079

I mean, there should have been

some notice of this. What happened?

00:15:11,162 --> 00:15:12,288

We'd love to tell you,

00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:15,333

but unfortunately,

non-disclosure policy forbids.

00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:18,169

We'd be aiding an assault

on Petey's privacy by you.

00:15:19,796 --> 00:15:20,797

Wh--

00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:26,135

Mark, would you place your key card

on my desk?

00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:35,144

Mark S., at this time I confer upon you

the freedom to serve Kier

00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:38,898

in the advanced role

of Macrodata Refinement department chief.

00:15:38,982 --> 00:15:40,233

Congratulations.

00:15:49,826 --> 00:15:53,121

Oh, a handshake is available upon request.

00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,087

Thank you. May I have a handshake?

00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:12,056

I know you haven't run a training before,

but Irving will be there to shadow.

00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:16,603

Just stick to the flowchart and escalate

properly depending on dialectics.

00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:17,687

You'll be fine.

00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,648

- If you need to take a few minutes--

- Thank you. I don't.

00:16:23,151 --> 00:16:24,152

[static feedback]

00:16:24,235 --> 00:16:27,655

Oh, and, uh,

thank you to the Board as well.

00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:33,995

The Board won't be contributing

to this meeting vocally.

00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:40,627

[door opens]

00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:47,258

Our last refiner, who was a woman, was--

00:16:47,342 --> 00:16:48,718

[Mark] Carol. Dylan's old seat.

00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:49,802

Hmm.

00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:53,014

[Irving] Don't be sad.

00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:55,725

I'm fine. We'll be fine.

00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,685

[Irving] I know you and Petey were close.

00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:01,105

He was the only one

who really appreciated your humor.

00:17:01,189 --> 00:17:05,109

Everything's fine. So, I'm supposed

to start with just the input survey?

00:17:05,193 --> 00:17:06,402

Isn't that a little weird?

00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:07,529

It's standard.

00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:10,948

Just start at 1A and continue by line,

based on her answers.

00:17:11,032 --> 00:17:13,033

Well, what if I just talk to her?

00:17:13,117 --> 00:17:16,663

She deserves to have the information

presented to her in the proper order.

00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,164

Just as you had.

00:17:18,915 --> 00:17:23,962

"If the trainee becomes agitated

and demands to leave, skip to page 19."

00:17:25,129 --> 00:17:27,966

She has to ask three times

for you to let her.

00:17:28,049 --> 00:17:29,050

- Right.

- Mm-hmm.

00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:30,343

Yes.

00:17:32,387 --> 00:17:33,680

Um…

00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:36,641

Image is good.

00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:39,060

[Irving] She looks nice.

00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:41,813

[Mr. Milchick] Okay. You're all set.

00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:47,944

I just love

seeing you all come in like this.

00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:51,155

Go on ahead when you're ready.

00:17:52,824 --> 00:17:53,825

[door closes]

00:17:54,993 --> 00:17:56,369

- All right.

- Okay. Um…

00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:04,043

There you go.

00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:06,921

[switch clicks]

00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:08,006

Who are you?

00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:18,600

All right.

00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:22,020

- [switch clicks]

- Who are you?

00:18:23,855 --> 00:18:24,856

[groans]

00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:28,943

- Mark.

- What?

00:18:29,027 --> 00:18:30,528

You skipped the preamble.

00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:32,155

[trainee] Hello?

00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:33,698

Shit!

00:18:35,575 --> 00:18:36,576

Um…

00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,829

I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.

00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,918

- That's it.

- [Mark] Okay, um…

00:18:46,252 --> 00:18:47,795

Hi there, you on the table.

00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:50,548

I wonder if you'd mind

taking a brief survey.

00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:53,676

Who is that?

00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:55,929

Five questions.

00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:57,222

Now, I know you're sleepy,

00:18:57,305 --> 00:19:00,350

but I just bet

it'll make you feel right as rain.

00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,353

Who's speaking?

00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:05,396

[whispers] "Who's speaking?"

00:19:15,198 --> 00:19:17,325

[doorknob rattling]

00:19:17,408 --> 00:19:19,661

- [knocks]

- Hey! Open the door!

00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,037

[Irving] Mark.

00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,915

I'd be just thrilled to chat,

once we've run the survey.

00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,208

Shall we begin with question one?

00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,252

I'm not taking your survey.

00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,924

Shall we begin with question one?

00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:36,010

- Let me out of here. Hey!

- [doorknob rattling]

00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:41,266

- Open the door!

- She-- She's not supposed to do that.

00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:42,851

Hey!

00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:44,227

She's going to break in.

00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,895

- Let me out!

- No, she's not.

00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:48,481

Are you seeing this?

00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:50,984

I'm watching.

00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:53,444

[Mr. Milchick] Should I help?

00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:56,447

You should not.

00:20:03,872 --> 00:20:05,540

[Mark] That's a perfect score.

00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,628

Now, I think I know where

our disconnect is coming from.

00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:14,257

- [trainee] What?

- Well, there was a preamble,

00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,885

which I was supposed to read

before the survey,

00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:19,512

to lead into the questions and…

00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:23,224

But I unfortunately skipped that

and went straight into the survey.

00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:24,350

Am I livestock?

00:20:25,351 --> 00:20:26,352

I'm sorry?

00:20:27,604 --> 00:20:31,524

Like, did you grow me as food

and that's why I have no memories?

00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:39,199

You think we grew a full human,

gave you consciousness…

00:20:39,282 --> 00:20:40,867

- I don't know.

- …did your nails and--

00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,202

I don't know. I don't know you.

00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:44,495

No, you're not livestock. Good Lord.

00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,581

Then what's my name?

00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,125

Helly.

00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:52,253

Your name is Helly. Helly R.

00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:54,672

Please.

00:20:55,256 --> 00:20:56,716

[Helly sighs]

00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:11,189

Thank you for taking the welcome survey.

00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:15,276

I can sense that the questions

made you feel afraid or disoriented.

00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:19,697

Well, the good news is,

you're at an orientation.

00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:28,957

You see, you have been hired to a position

00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,085

on the severed floor of Lumon Industries.

00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,837

The what floor?

00:21:44,806 --> 00:21:49,561

Ah. Uh, I understand you're confused

about the severance procedure.

00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,855

Before we hop on that,

00:21:51,938 --> 00:21:56,609

let's chat about something I bet

you have heard of, the work/life balance.

00:21:57,569 --> 00:21:59,654

To start, imagine yourself as a seesaw.

00:22:01,197 --> 00:22:03,533

Ow! Fuck!

00:22:03,616 --> 00:22:05,702

[Mark] That locks from out there!

00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:07,161

- Let me out!

- God!

00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:13,209

- Can we just take a beat? Please.

- [doorknob rattles]

00:22:13,293 --> 00:22:15,295

[panting]

00:22:25,305 --> 00:22:26,306

Please.

00:22:37,734 --> 00:22:38,735

[sighs]

00:22:40,069 --> 00:22:41,070

[sniffles]

00:22:48,411 --> 00:22:50,205

Okay, my name's Mark.

00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:54,792

And, uh-- So, I--

00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:57,378

You know, few years back,

I woke up on this table.

00:22:58,004 --> 00:22:59,047

In this room.

00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:01,341

And, uh… [smacks lips]

00:23:01,424 --> 00:23:04,886

…a disembodied voice

asked me 19 times who I was.

00:23:05,762 --> 00:23:07,305

[inhales deeply]

00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:10,225

And when I realized I couldn't answer,

00:23:10,308 --> 00:23:16,648

I told that voice that I would find him

and kill him. [chuckles]

00:23:17,649 --> 00:23:20,568

I don't know why I said that.

Uh, I mean, I was scared too.

00:23:21,819 --> 00:23:23,154

Did you kill the voice?

00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:25,865

No.

00:23:26,574 --> 00:23:31,120

No, that voice's name was Petey,

and he became my best friend.

00:23:33,206 --> 00:23:36,751

So, look, you know,

there is a life to be had here, Helly.

00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:39,295

A life to be had?

00:23:42,423 --> 00:23:43,424

[breathes heavily]

00:23:48,346 --> 00:23:54,811

Well, you see,

life, like a seesaw, requi--

00:23:57,564 --> 00:23:59,315

Let me the fuck out of here!

00:23:59,399 --> 00:24:01,109

[pants]

00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:11,828

- [Mark] Ask me again.

- What?

00:24:11,911 --> 00:24:15,832

You've asked twice to be let go.

Ask one more time.

00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,877

- Mark.

- Yeah?

00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:22,255

I would like to leave the building now.

00:24:24,674 --> 00:24:27,677

I understand you don't feel

it's working out for you here at Lumon.

00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,347

While disappointed, I'd hate to

keep you somewhere you're not happy.

00:24:31,431 --> 00:24:34,392

So, let's get you outta here.

00:24:40,857 --> 00:24:41,858

Irv.

00:25:04,631 --> 00:25:08,426

The departments are pretty spaced out,

but it'll all fill in one day.

00:25:08,510 --> 00:25:10,220

They're planning an expansion.

00:25:11,054 --> 00:25:12,639

And I'm, what, part of that?

00:25:13,473 --> 00:25:15,433

No. You're a replacement.

00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:17,519

Replacement for who?

00:25:19,395 --> 00:25:21,105

Why are you saying that like you hate it?

00:25:27,946 --> 00:25:30,698

[clicks tongue] Here's your stairwell.

Just past the bend.

00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:39,165

You're not coming with me?

00:25:39,249 --> 00:25:40,667

Oh, I'm not allowed to see.

00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,252

Excuse me?

00:25:42,335 --> 00:25:43,753

Well, once you leave, you--

00:25:45,505 --> 00:25:46,840

I just can't watch you leave.

00:25:49,592 --> 00:25:50,927

[chuckles]

00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:55,390

Of course you can't.

00:26:28,548 --> 00:26:30,592

What the hell?

00:26:51,654 --> 00:26:53,156

[sighs]

00:26:57,702 --> 00:26:59,537

[shouts, groans]

00:27:22,894 --> 00:27:24,479

- Am I dead?

- No.

00:27:25,104 --> 00:27:27,482

- This isn't, like, hell or something?

- No.

00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:30,360

Then why the fuck can't I leave?

00:27:30,443 --> 00:27:33,238

Well, you did leave, just now.

Out into the stairwell, at least.

00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:35,698

You left, but you came back.

00:27:36,783 --> 00:27:38,368

- I did not.

- You did.

00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:40,328

Come on.

00:27:42,664 --> 00:27:43,665

[sighs]

00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:46,668

[Ms. Cobel] Weaponizing office equipment

on your first day.

00:27:47,836 --> 00:27:50,129

You are gonna be fun.

00:27:50,839 --> 00:27:52,674

Look, I do sympathize.

00:27:52,757 --> 00:27:57,762

I've wanted to pummel Mark myself,

but I am his employer.

00:27:57,846 --> 00:27:59,889

And he is your department chief.

00:28:00,682 --> 00:28:03,268

So we'll both have to be strong.

00:28:04,602 --> 00:28:08,106

The good news is, there's only

one part left of your orientation,

00:28:08,189 --> 00:28:11,317

which Mark can't possibly derail.

00:28:12,110 --> 00:28:13,361

Why is that?

00:28:13,945 --> 00:28:15,864

Because it's a video.

00:28:23,371 --> 00:28:25,540

Welcome to Lumon, Helly.

00:28:51,441 --> 00:28:52,734

[Ms. Cobel] Have a seat.

00:29:11,711 --> 00:29:13,087

Are you mad at me?

00:29:14,255 --> 00:29:18,635

For the incompetence or the disobedience?

00:29:19,844 --> 00:29:21,679

- Well--

- Yes!

00:29:23,473 --> 00:29:25,850

You know, my mother was an atheist.

00:29:26,809 --> 00:29:30,188

She used to say that there was

good news and bad news about hell.

00:29:30,772 --> 00:29:32,190

The good news is,

00:29:32,857 --> 00:29:37,695

hell is just the product

of a morbid human imagination.

00:29:37,779 --> 00:29:38,780

The bad news is,

00:29:40,365 --> 00:29:44,285

whatever humans can imagine,

they can usually create.

00:29:48,623 --> 00:29:50,166

I don't know what that means.

00:29:52,043 --> 00:29:55,630

A department like yours

can go so good or so bad.

00:29:56,381 --> 00:29:58,299

You know what makes the difference?

00:30:05,181 --> 00:30:06,182

The people.

00:30:17,694 --> 00:30:18,987

[Mr. Milchick] You can have a seat.

00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:35,545

[Mr. Milchick]

Okay, go ahead and have a seat.

00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:46,431

My name is Helly R.

00:30:48,766 --> 00:30:49,934

I'm making this video

00:30:50,018 --> 00:30:54,189

roughly two hours

before it will be shown to me.

00:30:56,149 --> 00:30:59,485

I have, of my own free accord,

elected to undergo the procedure

00:30:59,569 --> 00:31:01,487

colloquially known as severance.

00:31:03,323 --> 00:31:08,411

I give consent for my perceptual

chronologies to be surgically split,

00:31:08,494 --> 00:31:12,665

separating my memories between

my work life and my personal life.

00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:14,959

I acknowledge that, henceforth,

00:31:15,043 --> 00:31:19,130

my access to my memories

will be spatially dictated.

00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:22,967

I will be unable to access

outside recollections

00:31:23,051 --> 00:31:25,970

whilst on Lumon's severed basement floor,

00:31:26,054 --> 00:31:28,515

nor retain work memories upon my ascent.

00:31:30,934 --> 00:31:34,187

I am aware that this alteration

00:31:34,270 --> 00:31:37,190

is comprehensive and irreversible.

00:31:38,775 --> 00:31:40,443

I make these statements freely.

00:31:45,782 --> 00:31:48,701

[Mr. Milchick] Okay, that's a wrap.

00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:56,834

Okay.

00:31:57,919 --> 00:31:58,920

Go ahead.

00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:19,274

So I'll never leave here?

00:32:21,526 --> 00:32:22,819

You'll leave at 5:00.

00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:26,489

Well, actually,

they stagger our exits, so 5:15.

00:32:26,573 --> 00:32:27,615

Hmm.

00:32:27,699 --> 00:32:30,869

But it won't feel like it.

Not to this version of you anyway.

00:32:32,579 --> 00:32:33,913

Do I have a family?

00:32:34,956 --> 00:32:36,291

You'll never know.

00:32:37,876 --> 00:32:39,586

And I have no choice.

00:32:40,753 --> 00:32:46,009

Well, every time you find yourself here,

it's because you chose to come back.

00:32:50,430 --> 00:32:51,431

[Helly scoffs]

00:33:14,078 --> 00:33:15,079

Hello.

00:33:28,176 --> 00:33:29,260

[beeps]

00:33:39,896 --> 00:33:40,897

[elevator bell dings]

00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:43,358

[high-pitched ringing]

00:33:44,609 --> 00:33:45,610

[elevator bell dings]

00:33:53,201 --> 00:33:54,327

Good night.

00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:55,411

Good night.

00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:47,045

[Mark] "Dear Mark,

Whilst carrying boxes in a room today,

00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:49,507

you slipped on an overhead projector slide

00:34:49,591 --> 00:34:53,178

and sustained a minor blow to the temple."

00:35:21,289 --> 00:35:22,498

[Helly] Hey!

00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:24,751

Sorry.

00:35:26,127 --> 00:35:27,962

Maybe keep your eyes on the icy road.

00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,841

Sorry.

00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:23,101

[keys clank]

00:36:31,568 --> 00:36:35,572

[TV narrator] Indeed, this gnat will spend

much of its three to seven-day life…

00:36:42,203 --> 00:36:43,288

[sighs]

00:36:43,371 --> 00:36:45,999

[TV program continues]

00:36:53,506 --> 00:36:57,927

[Mark] Uh-huh. No, I know, Mrs. Selvig.

It's just, it was in my space again.

00:36:58,761 --> 00:37:02,515

Yeah. Well, trash comes tomorrow night.

Tonight's recycling.

00:37:03,516 --> 00:37:06,644

Yeah, it is weird,

but that's how they do it.

00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:09,063

And with both yours, there's no room for--

00:37:10,023 --> 00:37:11,024

Uh-huh.

00:37:15,612 --> 00:37:17,447

[TV program playing]

00:37:17,530 --> 00:37:18,531

[remote clicks]

00:37:19,866 --> 00:37:21,242

[knocks]

00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:27,999

- Hey.

- Hey.

00:37:32,212 --> 00:37:33,213

Did you forget?

00:37:38,176 --> 00:37:39,761

Oh, yeah. Shit.

00:37:39,844 --> 00:37:40,845

That's okay.

00:37:41,846 --> 00:37:42,847

- Sorry.

- That's fine.

00:37:42,931 --> 00:37:45,642

- Do you wanna put on pants, and I'll…

- I'm wearing pants.

00:37:45,725 --> 00:37:47,519

…meet you in-- Those are not pants.

00:37:48,895 --> 00:37:52,732

So if there's no dinner, how is it dinner?

00:37:52,815 --> 00:37:53,816

- Okay.

- Like--

00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:56,319

You-- You actually owe me this.

00:37:56,402 --> 00:37:57,946

- Do I?

- Yep.

00:37:58,029 --> 00:38:01,324

You remember that time when we were kids

and I was a way better sibling than you?

00:38:01,407 --> 00:38:03,868

- Oh, must have slipped my mind.

- [chuckles]

00:38:05,328 --> 00:38:07,747

Also,

I know we're nearing the anniversary,

00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:09,707

so I just thought

maybe you'd wanna be around people.

00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:12,126

Nope.

00:38:14,170 --> 00:38:16,464

This is nice. When did you get it?

00:38:16,548 --> 00:38:18,967

Something from work, and they apologized.

00:38:19,050 --> 00:38:20,802

Oh, they apologized. Thank God.

00:38:21,845 --> 00:38:23,763

Did they tack an explanation

onto that apology?

00:38:23,847 --> 00:38:26,182

It's fine. Got a gift card.

00:38:26,266 --> 00:38:29,477

Oh, you got a gift card.

Where's he going to?

00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,521

I don't know. Pip's.

00:38:31,604 --> 00:38:35,149

[chuckles] Of course it's Pip's.

Well, enjoy.

00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:37,026

[Mark] I will, without you.

00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:47,745

[chuckles] There's our captive.

00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:50,248

- Hi, Rick.

- Ricken. Come on, it's Ricken.

00:38:50,915 --> 00:38:53,418

- [groans] You, sir, look at peace.

- You know.

00:38:54,127 --> 00:38:55,336

- [Mark] Okay.

- [sibling] Hi, baby.

00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:57,088

- [Ricken] Hi.

- [all laughing]

00:38:57,172 --> 00:39:01,759

No, what a lot of people overlook,

I think, is that life is not food.

00:39:01,843 --> 00:39:03,553

- Right.

- You've got life,

00:39:03,636 --> 00:39:07,056

this complex quality of sentience

and-- and activity.

00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:10,643

- And then you've got food, which is what?

- Yes, what is it?

00:39:10,727 --> 00:39:11,936

- Fuel.

- Ah.

00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:14,355

- Calories. It's not the same thing.

- Mm-hmm.

00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,816

- [Ricken] Yes, that is spot on, Patton.

- [friend 1] I definitely agree.

00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,568

Though, if I'm… [imitates tapping on mic]

00:39:18,651 --> 00:39:23,865

Sorry, uh, Mark and my dad used to have

"whiskey is life" carved on a flask.

00:39:23,948 --> 00:39:25,366

[all laughing]

00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,327

- [Mark] True.

- It was low-hanging fruit.

00:39:27,410 --> 00:39:29,787

He did. He was a misdiagnosed alcoholic.

00:39:29,871 --> 00:39:33,249

Now, Mark, Ricken told Rebeck and me

that you're a former history professor.

00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:34,334

Yeah. Um…

00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:36,794

So I'm curious

for your take on all of this.

00:39:36,878 --> 00:39:38,129

Hmm?

00:39:38,213 --> 00:39:40,215

The food v life of it.

00:39:42,342 --> 00:39:45,887

Well, I'm not sure.

I taught mostly about World War I.

00:39:45,970 --> 00:39:48,097

Oh, okay. Well, I got one for you.

00:39:48,181 --> 00:39:49,933

I was just reading this think piece

00:39:50,016 --> 00:39:53,770

about the comparative levels of violence

and warfare throughout history.

00:39:53,853 --> 00:39:55,396

- Oh.

- Oh, nerd alert.

00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,899

War porn, I know. [chuckles]

00:39:57,982 --> 00:40:03,446

But anyway, in it, he said that the people

actually called it the Great War.

00:40:03,530 --> 00:40:05,406

- Hmm.

- Apparently, it would have been a faux pas

00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:06,699

to have called it World War I.

00:40:06,783 --> 00:40:08,618

- Oh.

- [Ricken] Is that right?

00:40:08,701 --> 00:40:09,702

Hmm.

00:40:12,413 --> 00:40:17,794

Well, uh… [stammers] …you know,

no one would've called it World War I

00:40:17,877 --> 00:40:21,214

'cause World War II hadn't happened yet.

00:40:21,297 --> 00:40:24,092

- [friend 2 gasps] Wow.

- [Ricken] Of course.

00:40:24,175 --> 00:40:25,593

- [Patton] That's absolutely right.

- Duh.

00:40:25,677 --> 00:40:27,345

- [chuckles]

- [Rebeck] That's so true.

00:40:27,428 --> 00:40:28,972

This is why we bring this guy.

00:40:29,931 --> 00:40:33,518

Mark's late wife, Gemma, was an educator

as well. Russian literature.

00:40:33,601 --> 00:40:36,437

- [Rebeck] Oh, I love literature.

- [Ricken] Right? [chuckles]

00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:38,690

But, um, Mark is a Lumon man now.

00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:40,108

- [sibling] Ricken.

- Really?

00:40:40,191 --> 00:40:42,068

Yeah. Uh, about two years.

00:40:42,151 --> 00:40:44,112

- [Rebeck] Do you design the medicines?

- No.

00:40:44,195 --> 00:40:46,865

I thought Lumon

was more on the tech side of things.

00:40:46,948 --> 00:40:48,741

- [friend 2] They began in the 1800s.

- Really?

00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:50,618

- Topical salves, right?

- [Ricken] Hmm.

00:40:50,702 --> 00:40:52,662

- [Rebeck] What don't they make?

- [all chuckle]

00:40:52,745 --> 00:40:55,456

Yeah, but I'm in

the corporate archives division, so…

00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:58,251

- Oh, so you know all the dirty secrets.

- [all chuckling]

00:40:58,334 --> 00:41:00,128

- No, not really.

- [Ricken] No. Um,

00:41:00,211 --> 00:41:04,340

Mark's work is sensitive enough

as to require the severance procedure.

00:41:08,845 --> 00:41:09,846

[friend 2] Well...

00:41:11,764 --> 00:41:13,266

that's something, isn't it?

00:41:15,018 --> 00:41:18,313

Yeah. It's also, I think, something

that's his choice to tell people or not.

00:41:18,396 --> 00:41:19,856

- Right, Ricken?

- Oh, my God.

00:41:19,939 --> 00:41:21,816

- No. Uh, no.

- [Ricken] Oh, God, Mark.

00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,568

- Please forgive me.

- No. It's okay. I don't care.

00:41:23,651 --> 00:41:26,696

- My apologies.

- No, I think it's fascinating.

00:41:26,779 --> 00:41:28,448

I mean, I wish I could do it.

00:41:29,532 --> 00:41:32,911

I'd just always be thinking about,

you know, the other one.

00:41:35,788 --> 00:41:38,750

Well… [stammers] …there is no other one.

00:41:39,626 --> 00:41:41,711

It's me. I do the job.

00:41:41,794 --> 00:41:45,924

I just don't grasp the visceral element.

What does it feel like?

00:41:49,177 --> 00:41:52,555

Well, it's simple.

One's memories are bifurcated,

00:41:52,639 --> 00:41:55,975

so when you're not at work, you have no

recollection of what it is you do there.

00:41:56,059 --> 00:41:57,060

Did I get that right, Mark?

00:41:57,143 --> 00:41:59,938

- Well, it's--

- [friend 2] So you walk in at 9:00 a.m.,

00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:02,607

and then suddenly it's 5:00,

and you're leaving?

00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:05,235

- Well, they stagger us a little, so--

- They stagger you?

00:42:05,318 --> 00:42:08,571

And then, conversely, when you're at work,

you can't access outside memories.

00:42:08,655 --> 00:42:12,325

So, in effect,

that version of you is trapped there.

00:42:12,408 --> 00:42:14,577

[Ricken] Well, uh…

00:42:14,661 --> 00:42:17,205

- I mean, not trapped, but--

- [Mark] But what?

00:42:21,292 --> 00:42:25,255

No, no. I'm curious. What were you

gonna say? But not trapped, but what?

00:42:28,132 --> 00:42:29,133

What were you saying?

00:42:33,263 --> 00:42:36,057

So I suppose we know where you fall

on the congressional goings-on.

00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:37,433

Okay, I think we may be

00:42:37,517 --> 00:42:38,643

- missing the point here.

- Yeah.

00:42:40,311 --> 00:42:42,981

The point is that Mark made a decision.

00:42:43,064 --> 00:42:44,816

And that decision was controversial,

00:42:46,192 --> 00:42:48,152

ethically and socially.

00:42:48,736 --> 00:42:51,489

Morally. Scientifically.

00:42:52,532 --> 00:42:55,952

But, Mark, I stand behind you

00:42:56,578 --> 00:42:57,787

without reservation.

00:42:57,871 --> 00:42:59,497

- [friend 2] So well said.

- Thank you.

00:42:59,581 --> 00:43:02,000

- [Patton] Absolutely.

- I definitely stand behind Mark.

00:43:03,126 --> 00:43:06,045

Wow, uh… [stammers] …thank you.

00:43:06,129 --> 00:43:08,089

That's, uh, very sweet.

00:43:08,965 --> 00:43:11,384

[Ricken] Well, um,

we're at the point where, traditionally,

00:43:11,467 --> 00:43:14,804

- I would say something like, "Dig in."

- [all laugh]

00:43:14,888 --> 00:43:17,473

But I must say,

I do think that the lack of food

00:43:17,557 --> 00:43:22,103

has allowed us to already do so

on a much deeper level.

00:43:22,187 --> 00:43:24,022

- [Patton] Oh, yeah. No, absolutely.

- [Ricken] Right?

00:43:24,105 --> 00:43:26,983

[Patton] I was saying, my friend in Lima

hasn't had a food-based dinner event in--

00:43:28,610 --> 00:43:31,279

[sibling] If I give you $3,000,

will you forgive me?

00:43:32,572 --> 00:43:37,493

Well, because your child

is innocent of tonight's atrocities,

00:43:37,577 --> 00:43:41,039

I'll wait until after it's born

to murder you.

00:43:41,122 --> 00:43:44,542

[sighs] Oh, my God. Here you go, buddy.

00:43:47,253 --> 00:43:48,338

Mmm. Thank you.

00:43:53,510 --> 00:43:57,597

Hey, how's the good doctor therapy man

with that weird little mustache?

00:44:02,519 --> 00:44:03,520

You're not going?

00:44:05,355 --> 00:44:07,815

Well, the work thing's helped.

00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:10,151

Yeah.

00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:14,531

I'm proud of you for taking that job.

I really am.

00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,660

And I think she would've been too.

I know she would've been. [chuckles]

00:44:21,329 --> 00:44:24,874

I just feel like forgetting about her

for eight hours a day

00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:27,794

isn't the same thing as healing.

00:44:35,844 --> 00:44:37,679

You wanna crash here,

since you're already here?

00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,181

No.

00:44:41,349 --> 00:44:42,350

Why?

00:44:42,433 --> 00:44:44,853

Your house smells like pregnancy.

[chuckles]

00:44:45,353 --> 00:44:50,275

Mmm. Uh, yeah, I'm just not grasping

the visceral element of it.

00:44:50,358 --> 00:44:52,026

[both chuckling]

00:44:52,110 --> 00:44:53,528

- Oh, she is fun, wasn't she?

- Oh.

00:44:54,112 --> 00:44:56,906

- You're definitely staying here tonight.

- No, I'm not.

00:44:56,990 --> 00:44:58,908

[Ricken]

I'm making all the bedsheets myself,

00:44:58,992 --> 00:45:02,036

so I won't finish with the big one

for some time.

00:45:02,787 --> 00:45:05,290

But the twin is comfortable,

00:45:05,373 --> 00:45:08,126

and the pajamas were made

on a Baltic handloom,

00:45:08,209 --> 00:45:10,587

so you'll sleep well.

00:45:11,129 --> 00:45:15,258

Thanks.

I still don't quite get the three beds.

00:45:15,341 --> 00:45:17,343

- [Ricken] Right.

- Oh, Ricken's colleague told us

00:45:17,427 --> 00:45:21,264

that switching out the beds

as the child grows can wound that child.

00:45:21,347 --> 00:45:22,724

Irreparably.

00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:27,020

But if you provide said child

with all of its beds upon birth,

00:45:27,103 --> 00:45:30,148

you allow it to progress across the room

at its own rate.

00:45:30,773 --> 00:45:32,358

Got it. Yeah.

00:45:35,862 --> 00:45:38,114

[Ricken sighs] Yeah.

00:45:39,574 --> 00:45:41,576

I think people really enjoyed you tonight,

Mark.

00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:44,829

Good.

00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:47,582

- [sibling] All right, baby.

- Mmm. Mm-hmm.

00:45:47,665 --> 00:45:48,750

- You ready, baby?

- Yeah.

00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:49,918

- Let's go.

- Sweet dreams.

00:45:50,001 --> 00:45:51,002

[Mark] Thanks.

00:45:52,545 --> 00:45:54,047

[in British accent] Good night, milord.

00:45:54,130 --> 00:45:55,548

[in British accent] Good night, milady.

00:45:56,758 --> 00:45:57,759

[door closes]

00:46:07,060 --> 00:46:08,061

[sniffles]

00:46:18,613 --> 00:46:19,739

[sighs]

00:47:14,919 --> 00:47:16,713

[traffic passing]

00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:53,958

Hey.

00:47:54,459 --> 00:47:55,460

Hey.

00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:56,961

How long you been up?

00:47:57,545 --> 00:47:58,671

A while.

00:48:01,925 --> 00:48:05,470

There was a businessman

in the yard last night.

00:48:05,553 --> 00:48:07,222

- A businessman?

- Yeah.

00:48:07,305 --> 00:48:09,224

Entry-level or management?

00:48:09,307 --> 00:48:10,308

I'm serious.

00:48:10,892 --> 00:48:12,602

There was seriously a man

in my yard last night?

00:48:12,685 --> 00:48:13,937

Yeah.

00:48:14,521 --> 00:48:15,522

Holy shit.

00:48:16,648 --> 00:48:19,567

He, you know, looked at me weird,

like he knew me.

00:48:19,651 --> 00:48:22,612

Aw, did the prowler invading my home

make you feel seen?

00:48:22,695 --> 00:48:23,863

So seen.

00:48:23,947 --> 00:48:24,948

[chuckles]

00:48:25,490 --> 00:48:28,284

Well, there's a bar down the hill.

It's probably just a stumbler.

00:48:29,202 --> 00:48:31,913

Speaking of which,

you still smell like a distillery.

00:48:32,872 --> 00:48:36,334

I'm sorry,

I just had to drown out the memory

00:48:36,417 --> 00:48:39,504

of Mom and Dad switching out my beds

when we were kids.

00:48:39,587 --> 00:48:42,006

[chuckling]

Oh, you've been sitting on that one.

00:49:26,926 --> 00:49:28,636

[cell phone vibrating]

00:49:33,516 --> 00:49:34,517

Hello.

00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:41,024

Okay.

So, recycling was last night, Mrs. Selvig.

00:49:41,107 --> 00:49:42,400

Tonight's garbage.

00:49:42,483 --> 00:49:46,154

And you keep putting your bin on my side.

So--

00:49:48,156 --> 00:49:49,657

Yeah. Okay.

00:49:50,909 --> 00:49:54,204

You know, I actually can't talk right now.

I'm out at dinner. But--

00:49:55,788 --> 00:49:57,290

No, by myself.

00:49:59,542 --> 00:50:02,504

Uh, Pip's Bar and Grille.

00:50:03,546 --> 00:50:04,881

Excuse me. Wh--

00:50:06,216 --> 00:50:08,426

Hang up. Quickly.

00:50:13,515 --> 00:50:16,726

I'm sorry, Mrs. Selvig.

They've cooked the food, and it's here.

00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:21,940

Hi, kids. What's for dinner?

00:50:24,526 --> 00:50:25,527

Uh--

00:50:27,028 --> 00:50:29,822

I'm sorry. You don't get that reference.

00:50:32,242 --> 00:50:34,702

Are you following me? Wh--

00:50:35,703 --> 00:50:37,247

Your voice is different here.

00:50:38,206 --> 00:50:39,290

Worse.

00:50:41,376 --> 00:50:43,920

- Okay, who the fuck are you? I--

- Petey.

00:50:44,003 --> 00:50:46,339

My name is Petey. I'm from work.

00:50:48,633 --> 00:50:52,512

Well, that's not plausible.

Everyone in my department is--

00:50:52,595 --> 00:50:55,515

Severed. Severed. I was.

00:50:57,392 --> 00:50:59,561

Okay. Well, severance is pretty permanent.

00:50:59,644 --> 00:51:03,314

Yeah. Bypassing the implant wasn't easy.

I had help.

00:51:05,733 --> 00:51:08,319

Uh-huh. [sighs]

00:51:10,363 --> 00:51:11,948

[Petey sniffles]

00:51:16,452 --> 00:51:19,122

So, what, you were unhappy at work?

00:51:19,205 --> 00:51:21,791

- And instead of lodging a complaint, you--

- No.

00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:25,587

I tried that first. So did you.

00:51:27,422 --> 00:51:30,508

Right. Um, okay. So…

00:51:31,968 --> 00:51:33,428

You've unsevered.

00:51:33,511 --> 00:51:39,142

And now you, what, think they're

after you or something? Uh…

00:51:42,103 --> 00:51:43,104

Yeah.

00:51:46,441 --> 00:51:50,612

"They" being Graner,

who's probably out here right now.

00:51:50,695 --> 00:51:55,325

Graner. Okay.

Is that, uh, like, a person you know or…

00:51:55,408 --> 00:51:58,703

We both know him. We don't like him.

00:52:00,288 --> 00:52:01,289

I see.

00:52:07,212 --> 00:52:11,508

Nothing down there is what they say.

00:52:13,051 --> 00:52:14,761

If something happens to me,

00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:19,182

the things I know need to stay known.

00:52:21,684 --> 00:52:23,561

I'd prefer it be by a friend.

00:52:29,192 --> 00:52:31,694

So, we're friends?

00:52:33,196 --> 00:52:34,572

I'm your best friend.

00:52:36,241 --> 00:52:37,742

You're my very good friend.

00:53:08,231 --> 00:53:09,232

[Mark chuckles]

00:53:13,111 --> 00:53:15,822

[Petey] Mark, sorry about the card.

00:53:16,865 --> 00:53:19,200

I had to grab something,

and I know it's not appropriate.

00:53:19,284 --> 00:53:22,495

Though I'm sure you'd be

a really fucking awesome niece.

00:53:24,747 --> 00:53:28,293

We used to wonder

what kind of men we were on the outside,

00:53:28,918 --> 00:53:31,629

what choices we had made and why.

00:53:38,386 --> 00:53:40,346

I used to think it would take a monster

00:53:40,430 --> 00:53:42,807

to put someone

in a place like that office.

00:53:44,601 --> 00:53:47,145

Especially if the person was himself.

00:53:50,148 --> 00:53:53,943

But we're not monsters, Mark.

Not real ones.

00:53:56,696 --> 00:54:00,742

If you don't wanna know what's

going on down there, I won't force it.

00:54:03,328 --> 00:54:07,332

But if you do, there's an address

on the back of this card.

00:54:09,334 --> 00:54:14,297

Go alone, and you'll find

the beginning of a very long answer.

00:54:32,565 --> 00:54:33,566

[sighs]

00:54:35,735 --> 00:54:37,779

[neighbor] Mark, is that you?

00:54:37,862 --> 00:54:39,447

Oh. Hi, Mrs. Selvig.

00:54:40,448 --> 00:54:44,452

Oh, will you color me embarrassed

for the mix-up with the bins?

00:54:44,536 --> 00:54:46,579

Oh. No, it's no problem.

00:54:47,789 --> 00:54:48,790

How was dinner?

00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:54,379

Fine. I'm just, you know, tired. [sighs]

00:54:54,462 --> 00:54:57,006

You know, my mother was a Catholic.

00:54:57,090 --> 00:55:02,804

She used to say it takes the saints

eight hours to bless a sleeping child.

00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,057

I hope you aren't rushing the saints.

00:55:07,141 --> 00:55:10,562

Well, I'll give them ample time tonight.

00:55:12,146 --> 00:55:13,648

Good night, Mrs. Selvig.

00:55:13,731 --> 00:55:14,732

Mark.

00:55:17,902 --> 00:55:19,612

You're good people.

00:55:36,421 --> 00:55:37,422

[door opens]

00:55:39,299 --> 00:55:40,300

[door closes]

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{\an8}«ЛЮМОН»

МАРК СКАУТ, ДОСТУП РЗДЛН

00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:42,044

ДОСТУП РЗДЛН

00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,926

{\an8}МАРК С.

АЛЛЕНТАУН

00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:44,453

ДРЕЙНСВИЛЛ

00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:10,414

ОБРАБОТКА МАКРОДАННЫХ

00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:47,243

АДМИНИСТРАЦИЯ

00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,247

{\an8}В «ЛЮМОНЕ» ПЕРЕРАБАТЫВАЮТ!

00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,301

ТРИ РАЗА

00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,535

{\an8}B-004 ВОПРОС: КТО ЭТО?

00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,579

ВОПРОС Q-001: КТО ВЫ?

СТАНДАРТНЫЙ ОТВЕТ: НЕИЗВЕСТНО

00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:42,622

ЛЮБИТЕ ПОЛЕЖАТЬ НА СТОЛЕ?

00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,317

{\an8}КАКОЙ У МИСТЕРА ЭГАНА

ЛЮБИМЫЙ ЗАВТРАК?

00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:07,859

РАЗДЕЛЕННЫМ ПРОХОД ЗАПРЕЩЕН

00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:30,001

{\an8}ХЕЛЛИ Р.

00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:26,993

«ЛЮМОН»

ХЕЛЛИ Р. ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ

00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:37,034

МИСТЕРУ СКАУТУ

00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:01,517

{\an8}КАРТА ВИП «У ПИПА»

00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:02,977

{\an8}ВЛАДЕЛЕЦ КАРТЫ ПОЛУЧАЕТ

ОДНОРАЗОВЫЙ ДОСТУП

00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:04,145

{\an8}В ВИП-ЗАЛ РЕСТОРАНА «У ПИПА»

00:35:04,228 --> 00:35:05,479

Я ВИП У ПИПА

00:35:57,865 --> 00:36:00,868

{\an8}БЭРД-КРИК

ЖИЛОЙ КВАРТАЛ

00:49:28,718 --> 00:49:29,719

ВХОДЯЩИЙ ВЫЗОВ

МИССИС СЕЛВИГ

00:49:29,802 --> 00:49:31,596

«У ПИПА»

ОБЕД, УЖИН

00:49:31,679 --> 00:49:33,431

ВИП-ЗОНА

00:52:41,577 --> 00:52:44,372

«У ПИПА»

00:53:06,602 --> 00:53:10,731

С ДНЁМ РОЖДЕНИЯ,

ЛЮБИМАЯ ПЛЕМЯННИЦА!

00:54:14,212 --> 00:54:17,340

Халф-луп-роуд, 499

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מי את?

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הלו?

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אני מצטער, הקדמתי את המאוחר.

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היי, את על השולחן.

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אני תוהה אם תסכימי לענות על סקר קצר.

00:01:08,945 --> 00:01:09,946

מי שם?

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חמש שאלות.

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אני יודע שאת מנומנמת,

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אבל אני בטוח שזה יגרום לך להרגיש כמו חדשה.

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מי מדבר?

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אלוהים.

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היי! תפתח את הדלת!

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אני אשמח לשוחח אחרי שנסיים את הסקר.

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שנתחיל בשאלה מספר אחת?

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אני לא עונה על הסקר שלך.

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שנתחיל בשאלה מספר אחת?

00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,126

תן לי לצאת מכאן.

00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:10,088

היי!

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תפתח את הדלת!

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לעזאזל.

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היי! תן לי לצאת!

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היי.

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שלום.

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חמש שאלות?

00:02:49,629 --> 00:02:50,755

חמש שאלות.

00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:53,341

מה יצא לי מזה בסוף?

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תלוי בתשובות שלך.

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בסדר.

00:03:02,642 --> 00:03:04,018

נהדר. בואי נתחיל.

00:03:04,519 --> 00:03:07,021

בתור התחלה, מי את?

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זאת השאלה הראשונה?

00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:11,401

שם פרטי יספיק.

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אני לא...

00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:29,419

זה בסדר.

00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:32,547

אם את לא יכולה לענות על השאלה,

תרגישי חופשייה לומר, "לא ידוע".

00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:35,091

מה זה?

00:03:35,175 --> 00:03:36,426

טוב, לא ידוע.

00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:40,763

שאלה שתיים, באיזו מדינה

או טריטוריה של ארה"ב נולדת?

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רגע.

- איזו מדינה או טריטוריה, בבקשה?

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אני לא יודעת.

- לא ידוע.

00:03:44,726 --> 00:03:49,439

שאלה שלוש, צייני שם

של כל מדינה או טריטוריה של ארה"ב.

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חרא. אני...

- השם הראשון שקופץ.

00:03:50,982 --> 00:03:53,860

אני לא יודעת. דלאוור. מה זה?

- דלאוור.

00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:58,072

שאלה ארבע, מה ארוחת הבוקר

האהובה על מר איגן?

00:03:58,156 --> 00:03:59,866

אני לא... זאת שאלה חסרת היגיון.

00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:02,327

נכון? לא ידוע. שאלה חמש.

00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,996

ותזכורת, זאת השאלה האחרונה.

00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,372

למיטב זיכרונך,

00:04:06,456 --> 00:04:10,418

מהו או מה היה צבע העיניים של אימא שלך?

00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,688

טוב, מה קורה?

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לא ידוע.

00:04:32,232 --> 00:04:38,112

אז יש לנו לא ידוע, לא ידוע,

דלאוור, לא ידוע, לא ידוע.

00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:40,907

מה עשית לי, לעזאזל?

00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,003

זה ציון מושלם.

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- לומון

מארק סקאוט, גישה לקומת מנותקים -

00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:52,497

אתה מוכן למר סקאוט?

00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:02,423

תודה.

00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,136

בבקשה.

00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:42,046

- כניסה למחלקת מנותקים -

00:08:32,931 --> 00:08:33,931

מר סקאוט.

00:08:34,015 --> 00:08:35,016

היי, ג'אד.

00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:48,530

טוב, נתראה בערב.

- כן, נתראה בקרוב.

00:11:14,843 --> 00:11:16,928

- מארק ס', אלנטאון -

00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:18,888

הנשימה שלך מחורבנת.

- סליחה.

00:11:18,972 --> 00:11:20,139

אתה חולה?

00:11:20,223 --> 00:11:22,392

אולי. פיטי משך באפו אתמול.

00:11:22,976 --> 00:11:24,853

אם תנשום עליי, אני אתלוש את הגרון שלך.

00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:27,355

וואו. זה הסלים מהר.

00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,649

אני חושב שתלישה של הגרון מוכה החיידקים שלי

00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,360

תהפוך אותך לחולה יותר מאשר הנשימה שלי.

00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:34,070

לא. אנדורפינים.

00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:38,783

חסר לפיטי שלא יגיע היום,

כי אני במרחק אפס שניות

00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:41,703

מסיום התיק של טמווטר,

והוא צריך לעבד את זה.

00:11:41,786 --> 00:11:43,371

אני חושב שהוא לא הגיע.

00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:44,455

- דריינסוויל -

00:11:44,539 --> 00:11:48,042

אם הוא לא יעבד היום,

הם ידעו על כך רק ביום שלישי הבא.

00:11:48,126 --> 00:11:50,753

זה בולשיט אופייני ל"לומון".

- תיזהר, בחור.

00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:53,131

היי, ילדים. מה יש לארוחת ערב?

00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:55,049

לכל הרוחות, אירב. הזהרנו אותך.

00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,718

בנוגע לברכה? התלוצצתם.

00:11:56,801 --> 00:12:00,763

לא, אנחנו באמת שונאים את זה.

כמה סיבות מצאנו?

00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:03,725

שמונה.

- שמונה סיבות.

00:12:03,808 --> 00:12:06,269

העיקרית שביניהן היא ההתנשאות הסמויה.

00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:09,856

וזה מבלבל. הילדים הכינו לך

ארוחת ערב בתרחיש הזה? או...

00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:11,941

כן. איזה מין אבא מחורבן אתה?

00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:15,528

אין פיטי?

- אנחנו חושבים שהוא חולה.

00:12:15,612 --> 00:12:18,448

אוי, לא. ודילן עומד לסיים

את "טמווטר" היום.

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כן, ואם הוא לא יראה אותי מסיים,

00:12:20,158 --> 00:12:22,160

לא יבחרו בי למזקק הרבעון

00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:23,953

ואני אחמיץ את מסיבת האפיפיות הארורה.

00:12:24,037 --> 00:12:27,081

קיטורים, קיטורים.

ההטבות האלה מחוץ להישג ידך.

00:12:27,165 --> 00:12:29,083

כשעיבדנו תיק בימים ההם,

00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:30,960

לחצו לנו יד ומילאו את קנקן החלב.

00:12:31,044 --> 00:12:33,379

אני עדיין לא מאמין שתמרצו בקנקן חלב.

00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:36,299

זאת האמת. ובזמנו היינו אסירי תודה על כך.

00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:38,051

זה דפוק, בנאדם.

00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:39,761

כן, דפוק מאוד.

00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:44,390

להשקיע את הכול בעבודה

ולא לקבל ארוחת בוקר לילדים בתמורה.

00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:46,768

לאירב יש טפרים היום.

00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:50,271

בוקר טוב, מחלקת זיקוק נתוני-מקרו.

00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:51,564

היי, מר מילצ'יק.

00:12:52,649 --> 00:12:54,317

מארק, אפשר לדבר איתך?

00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:10,416

- זיקוק נתוני-מקרו -

00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:27,559

בפעם האחרונה כשראית את גברת קובל,

היא הייתה במשרד הישן שלה.

00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:29,102

עכשיו היא במשרד החדש.

00:13:29,686 --> 00:13:31,354

זה משרד שונה לגמרי.

00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:33,356

במה מדובר?

00:13:33,898 --> 00:13:34,899

היא לא תגיד את זה,

00:13:34,983 --> 00:13:37,819

אבל אני יודע שמחמאה על המשרד

תעשה לה את היום.

00:13:43,783 --> 00:13:47,245

- מנהלה -

00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:51,249

מארק? תיכנס. סגור את הדלת.

00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:53,293

משרד יפה.

00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,044

איום ונורא.

00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:57,922

כן, הקודם היה טוב יותר.

00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:07,849

אתה נראה נורא. כמו אחד שסובל מחמרמורת.

00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:10,268

שב.

00:14:16,024 --> 00:14:18,026

מועצת המנהלים תצטרף אלינו מרחוק היום.

00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:23,364

מארק ס' יושב בשולחן שלי.

00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,876

שלום. את...

00:14:39,422 --> 00:14:42,217

אני מניח שזה קשור לכך

שאני מנהל המחלקה בפועל היום.

00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:45,470

בסדר. טוב... כלומר,

00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:48,681

החלפתי את פיטי בעבר, כך שזה לא סיפור.

00:14:48,765 --> 00:14:51,935

פיטי כבר לא עובד בחברה.

00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:54,062

סליחה?

00:14:55,480 --> 00:15:00,902

אמרתי, פיטי כבר לא עובד בחברה.

00:15:00,985 --> 00:15:05,281

אני מצטער, מארק.

החברות שלכם הייתה מהאהובות עליי במשרד.

00:15:07,534 --> 00:15:11,079

כלומר, הייתה אמורה להיות הודעה על זה.

מה קרה?

00:15:11,162 --> 00:15:12,288

נשמח לספר לך,

00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:15,333

אבל למרבה הצער, מדיניות הסודיות אוסרת זאת.

00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:18,169

אנחנו נסייע לך בכך לחדור לפרטיות של פיטי.

00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:26,135

מארק, אתה מוכן להניח

את כרטיס המפתח שלך על שולחני?

00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:35,144

מארק ס', כעת אני מעניקה לך

את החירות לשרת את קיר

00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:38,898

בתפקיד הבכיר של מנהל

מחלקת זיקוק נתוני-מקרו.

00:15:38,982 --> 00:15:40,233

ברכותיי.

00:15:50,285 --> 00:15:53,121

לחיצת יד אפשרית לפי בקשה.

00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,087

תודה. אפשר לקבל לחיצת יד?

00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:12,056

אני יודעת שלא ניהלת הדרכה בעבר,

אבל אירווינג יגבה אותך.

00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:16,603

תיצמד לתרשים הזרימה

ותסלים כהלכה בכפוף לדיאלקטיקה.

00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:17,687

אתה תסתדר.

00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,648

אם אתה צריך כמה דקות...

- תודה. אני לא צריך.

00:16:24,527 --> 00:16:27,655

ותודה גם למועצת המנהלים.

00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:34,495

מועצת המנהלים לא תתרום

לפגישה הזאת, באופן ווקלי.

00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:47,258

המזקק האחרון שלנו, שהיה אישה...

00:16:47,342 --> 00:16:48,885

קרול. התפקיד הקודם של דילן.

00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:53,014

אל תהיה עצוב.

00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:55,725

אני בסדר. אנחנו נהיה בסדר.

00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,685

אני יודע שאתה ופיטי הייתם קרובים.

00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:01,105

הוא היה היחיד שהעריך את ההומור שלך.

00:17:01,189 --> 00:17:05,109

הכול בסדר. אז אני אמור להתחיל

בסקר התשומה?

00:17:05,193 --> 00:17:06,402

זה לא קצת מוזר?

00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:07,529

זה סטנדרטי.

00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:10,948

תתחיל באחת-א' ותמשיך לפי שורה,

על סמך התשובות שלה.

00:17:11,032 --> 00:17:13,033

מה אם פשוט אדבר איתה?

00:17:13,117 --> 00:17:16,663

מגיע לה שהמידע יוצג בפניה בסדר הנכון.

00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,164

כפי שקרה איתך.

00:17:18,248 --> 00:17:19,249

- לומון מיחזורים! -

00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:23,962

"אם המתלמד נהיה עצבני

ודורש לעזוב, דלג לעמוד 19."

00:17:25,129 --> 00:17:27,966

היא צריכה לבקש שלוש פעמים כדי שתרשה לה.

00:17:28,049 --> 00:17:29,926

הבנתי. כן.

00:17:30,426 --> 00:17:32,303

- המתלמד חייב לבקש לעזוב שלוש פעמים -

00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:36,641

התמונה טובה.

00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:39,060

היא נראית נחמדה.

00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:41,813

טוב. אתם מוכנים.

00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:47,944

אני פשוט אוהב לראות

את כולכם מגיעים בדרך הזאת.

00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:51,155

תתחיל כשאתה מוכן.

00:17:54,993 --> 00:17:56,369

בסדר.

- טוב.

00:17:56,452 --> 00:17:57,537

- הצהרת מתלמד בי-004: מי מדבר? -

00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,581

- שאלה קיו-001: מי אתה?

תגובה סטנדרטית: לא ידוע -

00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:04,043

תתחיל.

00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:08,006

מי את?

00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:18,600

בסדר.

00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:22,020

מי את?

00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:28,943

מארק.

- מה?

00:18:29,027 --> 00:18:30,528

דילגת על ההקדמה.

00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:32,155

הלו?

00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:33,698

חרא!

00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,829

אני מצטער, הקדמתי את המאוחר.

00:18:41,789 --> 00:18:42,624

- היי, את שעל השולחן. -

00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,918

זהו זה.

- בסדר.

00:18:46,252 --> 00:18:47,795

היי, את שעל השולחן.

00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:50,548

אני תוהה אם תסכימי לענות על סקר קצר.

00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:53,676

מי שם?

00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:55,929

חמש שאלות.

00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:57,222

אני יודע שאת מנומנמת,

00:18:57,305 --> 00:19:00,350

אבל אני בטוח שזה יגרום לך להרגיש כמו חדשה.

00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,353

מי מדבר?

00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:05,396

"מי מדבר?"

00:19:10,151 --> 00:19:11,319

- מה ארוחת הבוקר

האהובה על מר איגן? -

00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:19,661

היי! תפתח את הדלת!

00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,037

מארק.

00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,915

אני אשמח לשוחח אחרי שנסיים את הסקר.

00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,208

שנתחיל בשאלה מספר אחת?

00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,252

אני לא עונה על הסקר שלך.

00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,924

שנתחיל בשאלה מספר אחת?

00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:35,051

תן לי לצאת מכאן. היי!

00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:41,266

תפתח את הדלת!

- היא לא אמורה לעשות את זה.

00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:42,851

היי!

00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:44,227

היא תפרוץ פנימה.

00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,895

תן לי לצאת!

- היא לא תפרוץ.

00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:48,481

את רואה את זה?

00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:50,984

אני צופה.

00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:53,444

שאעזור?

00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:56,447

לא.

00:20:03,872 --> 00:20:05,540

זה ציון מושלם.

00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,628

אני חושב שאני יודע ממה נובע הנתק בינינו.

00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:14,257

מה?

- הייתה הקדמה

00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,885

שהייתי אמור להקריא לפני הסקר,

00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:19,512

שתוביל לשאלות ו...

00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:23,224

אבל לצערי דילגתי עליה והתחלתי ישר עם הסקר.

00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:24,350

אני בהמה?

00:20:25,351 --> 00:20:26,352

סליחה?

00:20:27,604 --> 00:20:31,524

גידלתם אותי כמזון ולכן אין לי זיכרונות?

00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:39,199

את חושבת שגידלנו אדם בוגר,

הענקנו לך תודעה...

00:20:39,282 --> 00:20:40,867

אני לא יודעת.

- טיפחנו את הציפורניים שלך ו...

00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,202

אני לא יודעת. אני לא מכירה אותך.

00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:44,495

לא, את לא בהמה. אלוהים אדירים.

00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,581

אז מה השם שלי?

00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,125

הלי.

00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:52,253

שמך הלי. הלי ר'.

00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:54,672

בבקשה.

00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:11,189

תודה שאת עונה על הסקר.

00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:15,276

אני חש שהשאלות גרמו לך

להרגיש מפוחדת או מבולבלת.

00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:19,697

טוב, החדשות הטובות הן שאת באוריינטציה.

00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:28,957

את מבינה, התקבלת למשרה

00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,085

בקומת המנותקים של "לומון תעשיות".

00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,837

קומת המה?

00:21:45,932 --> 00:21:49,561

אה. אני מבין שאת מבולבלת בגלל הליך הניתוק.

00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,855

לפני שנגיע לזה,

00:21:51,938 --> 00:21:56,609

בואי נשוחח על משהו שאני בטוח ששמעת עליו,

האיזון בין עבודה לחיים.

00:21:57,569 --> 00:21:59,654

בתור התחלה, דמייני את עצמך כנדנדה.

00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,533

איי! חרא!

00:22:03,616 --> 00:22:05,702

הדלת נעולה מבחוץ!

00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:07,161

תן לי לצאת!

- אלוהים!

00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:13,209

אפשר לעצור לרגע? בבקשה.

00:22:25,305 --> 00:22:26,306

בבקשה.

00:22:48,411 --> 00:22:50,205

טוב, שמי מארק.

00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:54,792

ו... אז אני...

00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:57,378

לפני כמה שנים התעוררתי על השולחן הזה.

00:22:58,004 --> 00:22:59,047

בחדר הזה.

00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:04,886

וקול חסר גוף שאל אותי 19 פעמים מי אני.

00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:10,225

וכשהבנתי שאני לא יכול לענות,

00:23:10,308 --> 00:23:15,730

אמרתי לקול ההוא

שאני אמצא אותו ואהרוג אותו.

00:23:17,649 --> 00:23:20,568

לא יודע למה אמרתי את זה. גם אני פחדתי.

00:23:21,819 --> 00:23:23,154

הרגת את הקול ההוא?

00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:25,865

לא.

00:23:26,574 --> 00:23:31,120

לא, שמו של הקול היה פיטי,

והוא הפך לחבר הכי טוב שלי.

00:23:33,206 --> 00:23:36,751

אז תשמעי, אפשר לנהל כאן חיים, הלי.

00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:39,295

לנהל חיים?

00:23:48,346 --> 00:23:54,811

את מבינה, החיים, כמו נדנדה...

00:23:57,564 --> 00:23:59,315

תן לי לצאת מכאן, לעזאזל!

00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:11,828

תבקשי ממני שוב.

- מה?

00:24:11,911 --> 00:24:15,832

ביקשת פעמיים לעזוב. תבקשי עוד פעם אחת.

00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,877

מארק.

- כן?

00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:22,255

אני רוצה לעזוב את הבניין עכשיו.

00:24:24,674 --> 00:24:27,677

אני מבין שאת מרגישה

שלא מסתדר לך כאן ב"לומון".

00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,347

למרות אכזבתי, לא ארצה

להשאיר אותך במקום שאינך מרוצה בו.

00:24:31,431 --> 00:24:34,392

אז בואי נוציא אותך מכאן.

00:24:40,857 --> 00:24:41,858

אירב.

00:25:04,631 --> 00:25:08,426

המחלקות מרווחות למדי,

אבל יום אחד הן יתמלאו.

00:25:08,510 --> 00:25:10,220

הם מתכננים הרחבה.

00:25:11,054 --> 00:25:12,639

ואני מה, חלק מזה?

00:25:13,473 --> 00:25:15,433

לא. את מחליפה.

00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:17,519

מחליפה של מי?

00:25:19,395 --> 00:25:21,105

למה נשמע לי שאתה שונא את זה?

00:25:28,321 --> 00:25:30,698

הנה גרם המדרגות שלך. מעבר לפינה.

00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:39,165

אתה לא בא איתי?

00:25:39,249 --> 00:25:40,667

אסור לי לראות.

00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,252

סליחה?

00:25:42,335 --> 00:25:43,753

ברגע שאת עוזבת, את...

00:25:45,505 --> 00:25:46,840

אני לא יכול לראות אותך עוזבת.

00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:55,390

ודאי שלא.

00:26:04,774 --> 00:26:07,861

- מפתן מחלקת מנותקים

מוגבל -

00:26:28,548 --> 00:26:30,592

מה לעזאזל?

00:27:22,894 --> 00:27:24,479

אני מתה?

- לא.

00:27:25,104 --> 00:27:27,482

זה לא הגיהינום או משהו כזה?

- לא.

00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:30,360

אז למה אני לא יכולה לעזוב, לעזאזל?

00:27:30,443 --> 00:27:33,238

עזבת, כרגע. לפחות הגעת לגרם המדרגות.

00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:35,698

עזבת, אבל חזרת.

00:27:36,783 --> 00:27:38,368

לא נכון.

- כן נכון.

00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:40,328

בואי.

00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:46,668

משתמשת בציוד משרדי כנשק ביומך הראשון.

00:27:47,836 --> 00:27:50,129

יהיה כיף איתך.

00:27:50,839 --> 00:27:52,674

אני מזדהה איתך.

00:27:52,757 --> 00:27:57,762

רציתי לכסח את מארק בעצמי,

אבל אני המעסיקה שלו.

00:27:57,846 --> 00:27:59,889

והוא מנהל המחלקה שלך.

00:28:00,682 --> 00:28:03,268

כך ששתינו נצטרך להיות חזקות.

00:28:04,102 --> 00:28:08,106

החדשות הטובות הן

שנשאר רק עוד חלק אחד באוריינטציה שלך,

00:28:08,189 --> 00:28:11,317

שמארק לא יכול לקלקל.

00:28:12,110 --> 00:28:13,361

למה?

00:28:13,945 --> 00:28:15,864

כי זה וידאו.

00:28:23,371 --> 00:28:25,540

ברוכה הבאה ל"לומון", הלי.

00:28:28,293 --> 00:28:30,003

- הלי ר' -

00:28:51,441 --> 00:28:52,734

שב.

00:29:11,711 --> 00:29:13,087

את כועסת עליי?

00:29:14,255 --> 00:29:18,635

בגלל אי הכשירות או אי הציות?

00:29:19,844 --> 00:29:21,679

ובכן...

- כן!

00:29:23,473 --> 00:29:25,850

אתה יודע, אימא שלי הייתה אתיאיסטית.

00:29:26,809 --> 00:29:30,188

היא נהגה לומר שיש חדשות טובות

וחדשות רעות בנוגע לגיהינום.

00:29:30,772 --> 00:29:32,190

החדשות הטובות הן,

00:29:32,857 --> 00:29:37,695

הגיהינום הוא רק תוצר

של דמיון אנושי מורבידי.

00:29:37,779 --> 00:29:38,780

החדשות הרעות הן,

00:29:40,365 --> 00:29:44,285

כל דבר שבני אדם מסוגלים לדמיין,

הם מסוגלים גם ליצור בדרך כלל.

00:29:48,623 --> 00:29:50,166

אני לא יודע מה זה אומר.

00:29:52,043 --> 00:29:55,630

מחלקה כמו שלך יכולה להיות

ממש טובה או ממש רעה.

00:29:56,381 --> 00:29:58,299

אתה יודע מה עושה את ההבדל?

00:30:05,181 --> 00:30:06,182

האנשים.

00:30:17,694 --> 00:30:18,987

את יכולה לשבת.

00:30:24,951 --> 00:30:26,995

- "לומון"

"הלי ר'." ברוכה הבאה -

00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:35,545

טוב, תשבי, בבקשה.

00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:46,431

שמי הלי ר'.

00:30:48,766 --> 00:30:49,934

אני מצטלמת לווידאו הזה

00:30:50,018 --> 00:30:54,189

כשעתיים לפני שהוא יוצג לי.

00:30:56,149 --> 00:30:59,485

בחרתי, מרצוני החופשי, לעבור הליך

00:30:59,569 --> 00:31:01,487

שמכונה בלשון מדוברת "ניתוק".

00:31:03,323 --> 00:31:08,411

נתתי את הסכמתי לפצל באופן כירורגי

את הכרונולוגיות התפיסתיות שלי,

00:31:08,494 --> 00:31:12,665

הפרדת הזיכרונות שלי

בין חיי המקצועיים לחיי הפרטיים.

00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:14,959

אני מכירה בכך שמעתה ואילך

00:31:15,043 --> 00:31:19,130

הגישה שלי לזיכרונותיי

תהיה מוכתבת מבחינה מרחבית.

00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:22,967

לא תהיה לי גישה לזיכרונות חיצוניים

00:31:23,051 --> 00:31:25,970

בזמן שאעבוד בקומת המרתף ב"לומון",

00:31:26,054 --> 00:31:28,515

ולא אזכור זיכרונות מקצועיים לאחר שאצא משם.

00:31:30,934 --> 00:31:34,187

אני מודעת לכך שהשינוי הזה

00:31:34,270 --> 00:31:37,190

מקיף ובלתי הפיך.

00:31:38,775 --> 00:31:40,443

אני אומרת את זה מרצוני החופשי.

00:31:45,782 --> 00:31:48,701

טוב, סיימנו.

00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:56,834

בסדר.

00:31:57,919 --> 00:31:58,920

בבקשה.

00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:19,274

אז אני לא אצא מכאן לעולם?

00:32:21,526 --> 00:32:22,819

את תעזבי בחמש בערב.

00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:26,489

בעצם, משחררים אותנו בזמנים שונים, אז 5:15.

00:32:27,699 --> 00:32:30,869

אבל לא תרגישי כך. לפחות לא הגרסה הזאת שלך.

00:32:32,579 --> 00:32:33,913

יש לי משפחה?

00:32:34,956 --> 00:32:36,291

לא תדעי לעולם.

00:32:37,876 --> 00:32:39,586

ואין לי ברירה.

00:32:40,753 --> 00:32:46,009

בכל פעם כשתמצאי את עצמך כאן,

זה מפני שבחרת לחזור.

00:33:14,078 --> 00:33:15,079

שלום.

00:33:53,201 --> 00:33:54,327

לילה טוב.

00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:55,411

לילה טוב.

00:34:36,035 --> 00:34:37,036

- מר סקאוט -

00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:47,045

"מארק היקר, בזמן שסחבת קופסאות בחדר היום,

00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:49,507

נתקלת במקרן שקופיות תלוי

00:34:49,591 --> 00:34:53,178

וספגת מהלומה קטנה ברקה."

00:35:00,143 --> 00:35:01,519

- פיפ'ס בר וגריל

כרטיס כניסה לאח"מ -

00:35:01,603 --> 00:35:02,979

- כרטיס מתנה לכניסה חד-פעמית -

00:35:03,062 --> 00:35:04,147

- לאגף האח"מים של פיפ'ס. -

00:35:04,230 --> 00:35:05,481

- אני אח"ם של פיפ'ס -

00:35:21,289 --> 00:35:22,498

היי!

00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:24,751

מצטער.

00:35:26,127 --> 00:35:27,962

תתמקד בכביש הקפוא.

00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,841

מצטער.

00:35:57,867 --> 00:36:00,870

- ביירד קריק -

00:36:31,568 --> 00:36:35,572

החרק הזה יבלה

את רוב שלושה עד שבעה ימי חייו...

00:36:53,506 --> 00:36:57,927

לא, אני יודע, גברת סלוויג.

זה היה שוב בשטח שלי.

00:36:58,761 --> 00:37:02,515

כן. מחר בערב אוספים זבל.

הערב אוספים ממוחזרים.

00:37:03,516 --> 00:37:06,644

כן, זה מוזר, אבל ככה הם עובדים.

00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:09,063

ועם שני סוגי הזבל שלך, אין מקום ל...

00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:27,999

היי.

- היי.

00:37:32,212 --> 00:37:33,213

שכחת?

00:37:38,176 --> 00:37:39,761

כן. לעזאזל.

00:37:39,844 --> 00:37:40,845

זה בסדר.

00:37:41,846 --> 00:37:42,847

מצטערת.

- זה בסדר.

00:37:42,931 --> 00:37:45,642

אתה רוצה ללבוש מכנסיים ואני...

- אני לובש מכנסיים.

00:37:45,725 --> 00:37:47,519

אפגוש אותך... אלה לא מכנסיים.

00:37:48,895 --> 00:37:52,732

אז אם אין ארוחת ערב, איך זה ארוחת ערב?

00:37:52,815 --> 00:37:53,942

בסדר.

- כאילו...

00:37:54,651 --> 00:37:56,319

אתה חייב לי את זה.

00:37:56,402 --> 00:37:57,946

באמת?

- כן.

00:37:58,029 --> 00:38:01,324

זוכר את הפעם ההיא כשהיינו ילדים

והייתי אחות הרבה יותר טובה ממך?

00:38:01,407 --> 00:38:03,868

זה נשמט מזיכרוני כנראה.

00:38:05,328 --> 00:38:07,747

בנוסף, אנחנו מתקרבים ליום השנה,

00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:09,707

אז חשבתי שתרצה להיות בחברת אנשים.

00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:12,126

לא.

00:38:14,170 --> 00:38:16,464

זה יפה. מאיפה זה?

00:38:16,548 --> 00:38:18,758

זה קרה בעבודה, והם התנצלו.

00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:20,802

הם התנצלו. תודה לאל.

00:38:21,845 --> 00:38:23,763

הם צירפו הסבר להתנצלות?

00:38:23,847 --> 00:38:26,182

זה בסדר. קיבלתי כרטיס מתנה.

00:38:26,766 --> 00:38:29,477

קיבלת כרטיס מתנה. איפה תשתמש בו?

00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,646

אני לא יודע. "פיפ'ס".

00:38:32,272 --> 00:38:35,149

מובן ש"פיפ'ס". טוב, תיהנה.

00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:37,026

אני איהנה, בלעדייך.

00:38:46,286 --> 00:38:47,745

הנה השבוי שלנו.

00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:50,248

היי, ריק.

- ריקן. בחייך, ריקן.

00:38:51,499 --> 00:38:53,418

אתה, אדוני, נראה שליו.

- אתה יודע.

00:38:54,127 --> 00:38:55,336

בסדר.

- היי, מותק.

00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,421

היי.

00:38:57,172 --> 00:39:01,759

לא, אני חושב שמה שאנשים רבים

מפספסים הוא שהחיים הם לא אוכל.

00:39:01,843 --> 00:39:03,553

נכון.

- יש לך חיים,

00:39:03,636 --> 00:39:07,056

תכונה מורכבת של יכולת חישה ופעילות.

00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:09,934

ויש לך אוכל, שזה מה?

00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:11,394

כן, מה זה?

- דלק.

00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:14,355

קלוריות. זה לא אותו הדבר.

00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,816

כן, זה מדויק, פטון.

- אני מסכימה.

00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,568

אם כי...

00:39:18,651 --> 00:39:23,865

מצטערת, למארק ולאבא שלי היה

בקבוקון שחרוט עליו "וויסקי זה החיים".

00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,327

נכון.

- זאת הייתה בדיחה מתבקשת.

00:39:27,410 --> 00:39:29,787

זה נכון. הוא היה אלכוהוליסט שלא אובחן.

00:39:29,871 --> 00:39:33,249

מארק, ריקן אמר לריבק ולי

שאתה מרצה להיסטוריה לשעבר.

00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:34,334

כן.

00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:36,794

אז אני סקרנית לשמוע את דעתך על זה.

00:39:38,213 --> 00:39:40,215

על עניין האוכל מול החיים.

00:39:42,342 --> 00:39:45,887

אני לא יודע.

לימדתי בעיקר על מלחמת העולם הראשונה.

00:39:45,970 --> 00:39:48,097

בסדר. יש לי שאלה.

00:39:48,181 --> 00:39:49,933

בדיוק קראתי מאמר

00:39:50,016 --> 00:39:53,770

על השוואה בין רמות האלימות והלחימה

לאורך ההיסטוריה.

00:39:54,395 --> 00:39:55,396

התרעת חנון.

00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,898

פורנו מלחמה, אני יודע.

00:39:57,982 --> 00:40:03,446

בכל מקרה, במאמר נכתב

שאנשים קראו לה "המלחמה הגדולה".

00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:06,699

מתברר שזאת הייתה טעות

לקרוא לה מלה"ע הראשונה.

00:40:07,283 --> 00:40:08,618

זה נכון?

00:40:12,413 --> 00:40:17,794

טוב... איש לא קרא לה

מלחמת העולם הראשונה

00:40:17,877 --> 00:40:21,214

כי מלחמת העולם השנייה טרם התרחשה.

00:40:22,465 --> 00:40:24,092

וואו.

- כמובן.

00:40:24,175 --> 00:40:25,593

זה נכון לחלוטין.

- דה.

00:40:26,302 --> 00:40:27,345

זה נכון כל כך.

00:40:27,428 --> 00:40:28,972

בגלל זה אנחנו מביאים אותו.

00:40:29,931 --> 00:40:33,518

אשתו המנוחה של מארק, ג'מה,

גם הייתה מחנכת. ספרות רוסית.

00:40:33,601 --> 00:40:35,520

אני אוהבת ספרות.

- נכון?

00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:38,690

אבל מארק עובד ב"לומון" עכשיו.

00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:40,108

ריקן.

- באמת?

00:40:40,191 --> 00:40:42,068

כן, כשנתיים.

00:40:42,151 --> 00:40:44,112

אתה מפתח את התרופות?

- לא.

00:40:44,195 --> 00:40:46,865

חשבתי ש"לומון" מתמקדת יותר בצד הטכנולוגי.

00:40:46,948 --> 00:40:48,741

החברה נוסדה במאה ה-19.

- באמת?

00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:50,618

משחות מקומיות, נכון?

00:40:50,702 --> 00:40:51,786

מה הם לא מייצרים?

00:40:52,745 --> 00:40:55,456

כן, אבל אני במחלקת הארכיונים

של התאגיד, אז...

00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,792

אז אתה יודע את כל הסודות המלוכלכים?

00:40:58,334 --> 00:41:00,128

לא, לא ממש.

- לא.

00:41:00,211 --> 00:41:04,340

העבודה של מארק רגישה מספיק

כדי לחייב את הליך הניתוק.

00:41:08,845 --> 00:41:09,846

וואו.

00:41:11,764 --> 00:41:13,266

זה משהו מיוחד, נכון?

00:41:15,018 --> 00:41:18,313

כן. זה גם משהו שזכותו לבחור

אם לספר עליו או לא.

00:41:18,396 --> 00:41:19,856

נכון, ריקן?

- אלוהים.

00:41:19,939 --> 00:41:21,816

לא. לא.

- אלוהים, מארק.

00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,568

תסלח לי, בבקשה.

- לא, זה בסדר. לא אכפת לי.

00:41:23,651 --> 00:41:26,696

אני מתנצל.

- לא, אני חושבת שזה מרתק.

00:41:26,779 --> 00:41:28,448

הלוואי שיכולתי לעשות את זה.

00:41:29,532 --> 00:41:32,911

הייתי חושבת כל הזמן על הצד השני של חיי.

00:41:35,788 --> 00:41:38,750

ובכן... אין צד שני.

00:41:39,626 --> 00:41:41,711

זה אני. אני מבצע את עבודתי.

00:41:41,794 --> 00:41:45,924

אני פשוט לא מבינה

את המרכיב הרגשי. איך מרגישים?

00:41:49,177 --> 00:41:52,555

זה פשוט. הזיכרונות מפוצלים לשניים,

00:41:52,639 --> 00:41:55,975

אז כשאתה לא בעבודה,

אתה לא זוכר מה אתה עושה שם.

00:41:56,059 --> 00:41:57,060

אני צודק, מארק?

00:41:57,143 --> 00:41:59,938

ובכן, זה...

- אז אתה מגיע בתשע בבוקר,

00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:02,607

ולפתע השעה חמש, ואתה הולך הביתה?

00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:05,235

משחררים אותנו בזמנים שונים, אז...

- זמנים שונים?

00:42:05,318 --> 00:42:08,571

ואז, באופן הפוך, כשאתה בעבודה

אין לך גישה לזיכרונות מחוץ לעבודה.

00:42:08,655 --> 00:42:12,325

אז למעשה, הגרסה הזאת שלך לכודה שם בפנים.

00:42:12,408 --> 00:42:14,577

טוב...

00:42:14,661 --> 00:42:17,205

לא לכודה, אבל...

- אבל מה?

00:42:21,292 --> 00:42:25,255

לא, אני סקרן. מה רצית לומר?

אני לא לכוד, אבל מה?

00:42:28,132 --> 00:42:29,133

מה רצית לומר?

00:42:33,263 --> 00:42:36,057

אז אנחנו יודעים מה עמדתך

בנוגע להתנהגות של הקונגרס.

00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:37,433

טוב, אני חושב שאנחנו

00:42:37,517 --> 00:42:38,643

מפספסים את הנקודה.

- כן.

00:42:40,311 --> 00:42:42,981

הנקודה היא שמארק עשה בחירה.

00:42:43,064 --> 00:42:44,816

והבחירה הזאת שנויה במחלוקת,

00:42:46,192 --> 00:42:48,152

מבחינה אתית ומבחינה חברתית.

00:42:48,736 --> 00:42:51,489

מוסרית. מדעית.

00:42:52,532 --> 00:42:55,952

אבל מארק, אני תומך בך

00:42:56,578 --> 00:42:57,787

ללא כל הסתייגות.

00:42:57,871 --> 00:42:59,497

יפה אמרת.

- תודה.

00:42:59,581 --> 00:43:02,000

בהחלט.

- אני בהחלט תומכת במארק.

00:43:03,126 --> 00:43:04,127

וואו.

00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:08,089

תודה. זה מתוק מאוד.

00:43:08,965 --> 00:43:11,384

טוב, הגענו לשלב שבו באופן מסורתי

00:43:11,467 --> 00:43:13,511

אני אומר משהו כמו, "תתחילו לחפור".

00:43:14,888 --> 00:43:17,473

אבל אני חייב לומר, אני חושב שהיעדר האוכל

00:43:17,557 --> 00:43:22,103

אפשר לנו לעשות את זה ברמה מעמיקה בהרבה.

00:43:22,187 --> 00:43:24,022

כן. לא, בהחלט.

- נכון?

00:43:24,105 --> 00:43:26,983

אמרתי שחברתי בלימה

לא אירחה ארוחת ערב עם אוכל מזה...

00:43:28,610 --> 00:43:31,279

אם אתן לך 3,000 דולר, תסלח לי?

00:43:32,572 --> 00:43:37,493

ובכן, מאחר שהתינוק שלך חף מפשע

ולא שותף לזוועות הערב,

00:43:37,577 --> 00:43:41,039

אחכה עד אחרי שהוא ייוולד כדי לרצוח אותך.

00:43:41,122 --> 00:43:44,542

אלוהים. בבקשה, חבר.

00:43:47,587 --> 00:43:48,588

תודה.

00:43:53,510 --> 00:43:57,597

איך הולך עם הפסיכולוג הטוב

בעל השפם הקטן והמוזר?

00:44:02,519 --> 00:44:03,520

אתה לא הולך אליו?

00:44:05,355 --> 00:44:07,815

העניין עם העבודה עזר.

00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:10,151

כן.

00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:14,531

אני גאה בך על כך

שלקחת את המשרה הזאת. באמת.

00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,034

ואני חושבת שגם היא הייתה גאה בך.

אני בטוחה בכך.

00:44:21,329 --> 00:44:24,874

אני פשוט מרגישה שלשכוח אותה

במשך שמונה שעות ביום

00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:27,794

זה לא כמו להחלים.

00:44:35,844 --> 00:44:37,679

אתה רוצה לישון כאן, מאחר שאתה כבר כאן?

00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,181

לא.

00:44:41,349 --> 00:44:42,350

למה?

00:44:42,433 --> 00:44:44,269

לבית שלך יש ריח של היריון.

00:44:48,064 --> 00:44:50,275

כן, אני פשוט לא מבינה את המרכיב הרגשי.

00:44:52,110 --> 00:44:53,528

היא הייתה כיפית, נכון?

00:44:54,112 --> 00:44:56,906

אתה נשאר כאן הלילה.

- לא.

00:44:56,990 --> 00:44:58,908

אני יוצר את כל הסדינים בעצמי,

00:44:58,992 --> 00:45:02,036

כך שייקח עוד זמן מה לסיים את הגדול.

00:45:02,787 --> 00:45:05,290

אבל המיטה הכפולה נוחה,

00:45:05,373 --> 00:45:08,126

והפיג'מות נטוו בנול ידני בלטי,

00:45:08,209 --> 00:45:10,587

כך שתישן טוב.

00:45:11,129 --> 00:45:15,258

תודה. אני עדיין לא מבין

את הקטע עם שלוש המיטות.

00:45:15,341 --> 00:45:17,343

נכון.

- עמית של ריקן אמר לנו

00:45:17,427 --> 00:45:21,264

שהחלפת מיטות בזמן שהילד גדל

עלולה לפגוע בילד.

00:45:21,347 --> 00:45:22,724

ללא תקנה.

00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:27,020

אבל אם תספק לילד את כל המיטות ביום הולדתו,

00:45:27,103 --> 00:45:30,148

תאפשר לו להתקדם ממיטה למיטה בקצב שלו.

00:45:30,773 --> 00:45:32,358

הבנתי. כן.

00:45:37,488 --> 00:45:38,489

כן.

00:45:39,574 --> 00:45:41,576

אני חושב שאנשים נהנו ממך מאוד הערב, מארק.

00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:44,829

יופי.

00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:46,539

טוב, מותק.

00:45:47,665 --> 00:45:48,750

אתה מוכן, מותק?

- כן.

00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:49,918

בוא נלך.

- חלומות נעימים.

00:45:50,001 --> 00:45:51,002

תודה.

00:45:52,545 --> 00:45:54,047

לילה טוב, לורד.

00:45:54,130 --> 00:45:55,548

לילה טוב, ליידי.

00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:53,958

היי.

00:47:54,459 --> 00:47:55,460

היי.

00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:56,961

כמה זמן אתה ער?

00:47:57,545 --> 00:47:58,671

זמן מה.

00:48:01,925 --> 00:48:05,470

היה איש עסקים בחצר אתמול בלילה.

00:48:05,553 --> 00:48:07,222

איש עסקים?

- כן.

00:48:07,305 --> 00:48:09,224

זוטר או בכיר?

00:48:09,307 --> 00:48:10,308

אני רציני.

00:48:10,892 --> 00:48:12,602

היה ברצינות גבר בחצר אמש?

00:48:12,685 --> 00:48:13,937

כן.

00:48:14,521 --> 00:48:15,522

לכל הרוחות.

00:48:16,648 --> 00:48:19,484

הוא הסתכל עליי מוזר, כאילו שהכיר אותי.

00:48:20,026 --> 00:48:22,612

אוי, המשוטט שפלש לבית שלי

גרם לך להרגיש נראה.

00:48:22,695 --> 00:48:23,947

נראה מאוד.

00:48:25,490 --> 00:48:28,284

יש בר במורד הגבעה, זה בטח סתם שיכור.

00:48:29,202 --> 00:48:31,913

אפרופו, יש לך עדיין ריח של מזקקה.

00:48:32,872 --> 00:48:36,334

מצטער, הייתי חייב להטביע את הזיכרון

00:48:36,417 --> 00:48:39,629

של אימא ואבא

מחליפים לי מיטות כשהיינו ילדים.

00:48:40,213 --> 00:48:42,006

חיכית עם הבדיחה הזאת.

00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:29,721

- שיחה מגברת סלוויג -

00:49:29,804 --> 00:49:31,598

- פיפ'ס בר וגריל

ארוחת צהריים, ארוחת ערב -

00:49:31,681 --> 00:49:33,433

- אזור האח"מים -

00:49:33,516 --> 00:49:34,517

שלום.

00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:41,024

טוב. מיחזור נאסף אתמול בערב, גברת סלוויג.

00:49:41,107 --> 00:49:42,400

הערב אוספים זבל.

00:49:42,483 --> 00:49:46,154

ואת ממשיכה לשים את הפח שלך בצד שלי, אז...

00:49:48,156 --> 00:49:49,657

כן. בסדר.

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אני לא יכול לדבר עכשיו,

אני בארוחת ערב, אבל...

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לא, לבד.

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"פיפ'ס בר וגריל".

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תסלח לי. מה...

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תנתק. מהר.

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אני מצטער, גברת סלוויג.

בישלו את האוכל והוא הגיע.

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היי, ילדים. מה יש לארוחת ערב?

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מצטער. אתה לא מבין את האזכור.

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אתה עוקב אחריי? מה...

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הקול שלך נשמע שונה כאן.

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גרוע יותר.

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טוב, מי אתה, לעזאזל?

- פיטי.

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שמי פיטי. אני מהעבודה.

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זה לא סביר. כל מי שבמחלקה שלי...

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מנותק. מנותק. הייתי מנותק.

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בסדר. ניתוק זה עניין קבוע למדי.

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כן. לא היה קל לעקוף את השתל. קיבלתי עזרה.

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אז מה, לא היית מרוצה בעבודה?

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ובמקום להגיש תלונה, אתה...

- לא.

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ניסיתי את זה קודם. כך גם אתה.

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נכון. בסדר. אז...

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ביטלת את הניתוק.

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ועכשיו מה, אתה חושב

שהם רודפים אחריך או משהו?

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כן.

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ב"הם" כוונתי לגריינר,

שסביר להניח שנמצא כאן עכשיו.

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גריינר. בסדר. זה מישהו שאתה מכיר או...

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שנינו מכירים אותו. אנחנו לא אוהבים אותו.

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אני מבין.

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דבר שם הוא לא כפי שהם טוענים.

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אם יקרה לי משהו,

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הדברים שאני יודע חייבים להישאר ידועים.

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אני מעדיף שחבר ידע אותם.

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אז אנחנו חברים?

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אני החבר הכי טוב שלך.

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אתה חבר טוב מאוד שלי.

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- פיפ'ס -

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- יום הולדת שמח, אחיינית! -

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מארק, מצטער על הכרטיס.

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הייתי צריך לבחור במשהו,

ואני יודע שזה לא מתאים.

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אם כי אני בטוח שתהיה אחלה אחיינית.

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נהגנו לתהות איזה מין גברים

היינו בעולם שבחוץ,

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אילו בחירות עשינו ולמה.

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פעם חשבתי שתידרש מפלצת

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כדי להכניס מישהו למקום כמו המשרד הזה.

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במיוחד אם האדם היה הוא עצמו.

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אבל אנחנו לא מפלצות, מארק.

לא מפלצות אמיתיות.

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אם אתה לא רוצה לדעת מה קורה שם,

לא אכפה זאת עליך.

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אבל אם אתה רוצה לדעת,

בגב הכרטיס כתובה כתובת.

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תלך לבד, ותגלה את ההתחלה

של תשובה ארוכה מאוד.

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- האלף לופ אר-די 499 -

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מארק, זה אתה?

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היי, גברת סלוויג.

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אני ממש נבוכה בגלל הבלבול עם פחי האשפה.

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לא, אין בעיה.

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איך הייתה ארוחת הערב?

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בסדר. אני פשוט עייף.

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אתה יודע, אמי הייתה קתולית.

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היא נהגה לומר שנדרשות לקדושים

שמונה שעות כדי לברך ילד ישן.

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אני מקווה שאתה לא מזרז את הקדושים.

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אתן להם שפע של זמן הלילה.

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לילה טוב, גברת סלוויג.

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מארק.

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אתה אדם טוב.

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