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Женщина просыпается в конференц-зале, не помня, кто она и где находится. После проведения опроса и выяснения, что она Хелли, новый сотрудник компании Lumon Industries, ей разрешают уйти, но она обнаруживает, что не может этого сделать. Затем она видит видеоролик, объясняющий, что она прошла процедуру «разделения», которая раздвоила ее воспоминания, создав версию себя, которая будет существовать только на рабочем месте. Марк Скаут, работающий вместе с Хелли в отделе обработки макроданных компании Lumon, узнает, что его повышают до начальника отдела в связи с внезапным уходом коллеги Пити. Марк, бывший профессор истории, скорбящий о смерти жены и живущий в субсидируемом Lumon городе Кир, встречает человека, выдающего себя за Пити, который передает ему письмо с загадочными инструкциями. Марк возвращается домой и общается со своей соседкой миссис Селвиг, не подозревая, что она — его босс, старший менеджер Хармони Кобел.
Женщина (Бритт Лоуэр) просыпается на столе в запертой конференц-комнате. Голос говорит с ней через домофон, предлагая принять участие в опросе. Не сумев открыть дверь, она неохотно соглашается. Женщина не может вспомнить свое имя или штат проживания и приходит в замешательство, когда ее спрашивают о «мистере Игане». Довольный результатами, говорящий мужчина открывает дверь, сообщая ей, что она получила идеальный результат. После того, как Марк Скаут (Адам Скотт) поплакал на парковке, он приходит в себя и отправляется на работу в Lumon Industries. Переодевшись, он заходит в лифт, где, спустившись, внезапно обретает новое, более уверенное настроение. Марк идет по сложной системе коридоров, пока не добирается до своего рабочего места в отделе уточнения макроданных (MDR), где беседует со своими коллегами Диланом Г. (Зак Черри) и Ирвингом Б. (Джон Туртурро). Теперь к нему обращаются как к «Марку С.», и его вызывает начальник, мистер Милчик (Трамелл Тиллман), который отводит его к менеджеру Хармони Коубел (Патрисия Аркетт). Они сообщают Марку, что он повышен до начальника отдела после того, как его коллега Пити внезапно покинул компанию Lumon. Чтобы приступить к своим обязанностям, Марку поручено провести собеседование с новой соискательницей: женщиной из пролога. Марк говорит женщине, что её зовут Хелли Р., и что она подаёт заявку на работу в «отделённом этаже» компании. Он объясняет, что сам был на её месте, когда начинал работать, и что интервьюер, Пити, в итоге станет его лучшим другом. Хелли разрешают уйти после трёх просьб, но она возвращается в тот же коридор, переступив порог. Марк проводит ей экскурсию по отделённому этажу, говоря, что она заменит Пити. Марк отводит её к Коубел, которая даёт ей видеодиск, который станет последним этапом её ознакомления с компанией. Видео, в котором Хелли зачитывает заявления прямо в камеру, показывает, что она добровольно прошла процедуру «разделения», в результате которой её воспоминания были разделены, чтобы создать версию себя, которая будет существовать только на рабочем месте. Когда смена заканчивается, Марк покидает здание, возвращаясь к своему «внешнему» «я». К нему приходит его беременная сестра Девон (Джен Таллок), которая берёт его на «званый ужин без ужина» со своим эксцентричным мужем Рикеном (Майкл Чернус) и его друзьями. Их разговор показывает, что Марк всё ещё скорбит по смерти своей жены Джеммы и что он работает в Lumon уже два года. Другие гости ужина знают о процедуре разделения и по-прежнему расходятся во мнениях относительно её применения. Оставшись на ночь в доме Девон, Марк встревожен, заметив мужчину, поджидающего снаружи дома. Позже, в закусочной, Марк разговаривает по телефону со своей соседкой, миссис Сельвиг. Его прерывает мужчина, с которым он познакомился накануне вечером, и представляется как Пити (Юл Васкес). Марк не узнает его и удивляется, когда Пити сообщает, что ему удалось отменить процедуру увольнения. Пити знает, что за ним следят, и хочет, чтобы Марк помог ему во всем, говоря, что они были лучшими друзьями на работе. Перед уходом он дает Марку конверт с адресом, говоря, что тот может обратиться туда, если хочет узнать больше о том, что происходит в «Люмоне». Вернувшись домой, Марк разговаривает с миссис Сельвиг, которая оказывается Кобел.
- 00:00:15,141 --> 00:00:16,309 <i>Хто ви?</i>
- 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:28,154 <i>Хто ви?</i>
- 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:51,719 Агов!
- 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,271 <i>Вибачте, я забіг наперед.</i>
- 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,315 <i>Гей, ви, на столі – привіт!</i>
- 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,652 <i>Не хочете пройти коротеньке опитування?</i>
- 00:01:08,945 --> 00:01:09,946 Хто це?
- 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:11,489 <i>П'ять питань.</i>
- 00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:12,866 <i>Знаю, вам хочеться спати,</i>
- 00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:16,327 <i>та впевнений, у вас у голові одразу проясниться.</i>
- 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:18,830 Хто це говорить?
- 00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:29,382 О, боже.
- 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:41,519 Гей! Відкрийте двері!
- 00:01:48,443 --> 00:01:51,696 <i>Я буду радий потеревенити, щойно ми пройдемо опитування.</i>
- 00:01:52,322 --> 00:01:54,032 <i>Почнемо з першого питання?</i>
- 00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:56,910 Я не буду проходити опитування.
- 00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:00,330 <i>Почнемо з першого питання?</i>
- 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,126 Випустіть мене.
- 00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:10,088 Гей!
- 00:02:11,883 --> 00:02:13,176 Відкрийте двері!
- 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:15,136 Чорт!
- 00:02:16,471 --> 00:02:19,098 Гей! Випустіть мене!
- 00:02:42,247 --> 00:02:43,248 Гей.
- 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:46,042 <i>Я тут.</i>
- 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:48,169 П'ять питань?
- 00:02:49,629 --> 00:02:50,755 <i>П'ять питань.</i>
- 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:53,341 І що я отримаю вкінці?
- 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:57,303 <i>Це залежить від відповідей.</i>
- 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:01,766 Гаразд.
- 00:03:02,642 --> 00:03:04,018 <i>Чудово. Починаємо.</i>
- 00:03:04,519 --> 00:03:07,021 <i>Спочатку скажіть, хто ви.</i>
- 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:09,524 Це перше питання?
- 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:11,401 <i>Імені достатньо.</i>
- 00:03:25,874 --> 00:03:26,875 Я не…
- 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:29,419 <i>Усе гаразд.</i>
- 00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:32,547 <i>Якщо не можете відповісти на питання, кажіть: «невідомо».</i>
- 00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:35,091 Що це таке?
- 00:03:35,175 --> 00:03:36,426 <i>Добре, невідомо.</i>
- 00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:40,763 <i>Питання друге: в якому штаті чи на якій території США ви народилися?</i>
- 00:03:40,847 --> 00:03:43,016 - Зачекайте. <i>-Назвіть штат чи територію.</i>
- 00:03:43,099 --> 00:03:44,642 - Не знаю. - <i>Невідомо.</i>
- 00:03:44,726 --> 00:03:49,439 <i>Третє питання. Назвіть будь-який штат чи територію США.</i>
- 00:03:49,522 --> 00:03:50,899 - Чорт. Я… <i>-Будь-що.</i>
- 00:03:50,982 --> 00:03:53,860 - Не знаю. Делавер. Що тут діється? - <i>Делавер.</i>
- 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:58,072 <i>Четверте питання. Який улюблений сніданок містера Іґана?</i>
- 00:03:58,156 --> 00:03:59,866 Я не… Безглузде питання.
- 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:02,327 <i>Справді? Невідомо. Питання п'яте.</i>
- 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,996 <i>Нагадую: воно останнє.</i>
- 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,372 <i>Наскільки ви пам'ятаєте –</i>
- 00:04:06,456 --> 00:04:10,418 <i>якого кольору були очі у вашої матері?</i>
- 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,688 Що тут таке… діється?
- 00:04:30,772 --> 00:04:32,148 <i>Невідомо.</i>
- 00:04:32,232 --> 00:04:38,112 <i>Отже: невідомо, невідомо, Делавер, невідомо, невідомо.</i>
- 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:40,907 Що ви зі мною зробили?
- 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,003 Чудовий бал за відповіді.
- 00:05:00,969 --> 00:05:07,934 Розрив
- 00:05:47,932 --> 00:05:49,642 LUMON, ДОСТУП НА ПОВЕРХ РОЗРИВУ, МАРК СКАУТ
- 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:52,497 Готові прийняти містера Скаута?
- 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:02,423 Дякую.
- 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,136 Проходьте.
- 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:42,046 ДОСТУП НА ПОВЕРХ РОЗРИВУ
- 00:08:32,931 --> 00:08:33,931 Містере Скаут.
- 00:08:34,015 --> 00:08:35,016 Привіт, Джадде.
- 00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:48,530 - Добре. До вечора. - Ага. Бувай.
- 00:11:14,843 --> 00:11:16,928 МАРК С. – АЛЛЕНТАУН
- 00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:18,888 - У тебе нездорове дихання. - Вибач.
- 00:11:18,972 --> 00:11:20,139 Ти хворий?
- 00:11:20,223 --> 00:11:22,392 Можливо. Учора Піті шморгав.
- 00:11:22,976 --> 00:11:24,853 Дихнеш на мене – горло вирву.
- 00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:27,355 Ого. Який ти швидкий.
- 00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,649 Думаю, вирвавши моє повне мікробів горло,
- 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,360 ти скоріше захворієш, ніж якщо я на тебе дихатиму.
- 00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:34,070 Ні. Завдяки ендорфінам.
- 00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:38,783 Хай Піті краще прийде, бо вже за мить
- 00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:41,703 я закінчу роботу над файлом Tumwater, а він має опрацювати дані.
- 00:11:41,786 --> 00:11:43,371 Здається, його нема.
- 00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:44,455 ДРАНСВІЛЬ
- 00:11:44,539 --> 00:11:48,042 Не опрацює дані сьогодні – вони дізнаються лише в наступний вівторок.
- 00:11:48,126 --> 00:11:50,753 - Це звичайна лумонська дурня. - Обережно, чувак.
- 00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:53,131 Привіт, діти. Що на вечерю?
- 00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:55,049 Чорт, Ірве, ми ж попереджали.
- 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,718 Щодо вітання? Думав, ви жартуєте.
- 00:11:56,801 --> 00:12:00,763 Ні. Ми його ненавидимо. Скільки причин ми назвали?
- 00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:03,725 - Вісім. - Вісім причин.
- 00:12:03,808 --> 00:12:06,269 Головна з них – прихована поблажливість.
- 00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:09,856 Це збиває з пантелику. Ніби тобі діти вечерю готують. Чи…
- 00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:11,941 Ага. Фіговий з тебе батько.
- 00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:15,528 - А Піті нема? - Мабуть, хворий.
- 00:12:15,612 --> 00:12:18,448 О, ні. Сьогодні Ділан завершує Tumwater.
- 00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:20,074 Якщо не побачить, що я закінчив,
- 00:12:20,158 --> 00:12:22,160 мене не оберуть найкращим очисником кварталу,
- 00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:23,953 і – бувай, моя вафельна вечірка.
- 00:12:24,037 --> 00:12:27,081 Бурчи, бурчи. Розбалували вас цими привілеями.
- 00:12:27,165 --> 00:12:29,083 Колись за опрацьований файл
- 00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:30,960 нам лише тисли руку й підливали вершків.
- 00:12:31,044 --> 00:12:33,379 Не віриться, що вас стимулювали вершками.
- 00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:36,299 Так і було. І тоді ми були за це вдячні.
- 00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:38,051 Дурість.
- 00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:39,761 Величезна дурість.
- 00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:44,390 Чесно відпрацювати день і не отримати за це дитячого сніданку.
- 00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:46,768 Ого. Ірв випустив кігті.
- 00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:50,271 Доброго ранку, відділ очищення макроданих.
- 00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:51,564 Вітаю, містере Мілчік.
- 00:12:52,649 --> 00:12:54,317 Марку, можна тебе на хвилинку?
- 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:10,416 ОЧИЩЕННЯ МАКРОДАНИХ
- 00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:27,559 Востаннє ти бачив міс Кобел у її старому кабінеті.
- 00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:29,102 Тепер вона сидить у новому.
- 00:13:29,686 --> 00:13:31,354 Зовсім іншому.
- 00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:33,356 А чого мене викликають?
- 00:13:33,898 --> 00:13:34,899 Вона не каже,
- 00:13:34,983 --> 00:13:37,819 та я знаю: якщо похвалиш кабінет, вона буде щаслива.
- 00:13:43,783 --> 00:13:47,245 АДМІНІСТРАЦІЯ
- 00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:51,249 Марк? Заходь. Зачини двері.
- 00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:53,293 Класний кабінет.
- 00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,044 Він жахливий.
- 00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:57,922 Так. Старий був кращий.
- 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:07,849 У тебе жахливий вигляд. Наче з похмілля.
- 00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:10,268 Сідай.
- 00:14:16,024 --> 00:14:18,026 Правління сьогодні приєднається дистанційно.
- 00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:23,364 Зі мною зараз Марк С.
- 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,876 Вітаю. Ви…
- 00:14:39,422 --> 00:14:42,217 Певно, це з приводу того, що сьогодні я очолюю відділ.
- 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:45,470 Що ж…
- 00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:48,681 Я й раніше заміняв Піті, тож це не проблема.
- 00:14:48,765 --> 00:14:51,935 Піті більше не працює в нашій компанії.
- 00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:54,062 Прошу?
- 00:14:55,480 --> 00:15:00,902 Я сказала: Піті більше не працює в нашій компанії.
- 00:15:00,985 --> 00:15:05,281 Вибач, Марку. Ваша з ним офісна дружба мені дуже подобалася.
- 00:15:07,534 --> 00:15:11,079 Хіба нас не мали про це сповістити? Що сталося?
- 00:15:11,162 --> 00:15:12,288 Ми б радо розповіли,
- 00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:15,333 та, на жаль, не можемо через політику нерозголошення.
- 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:18,169 Інакше ми допомагатимемо тобі порушити приватність Піті.
- 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:26,135 Марку, будь ласка, поклади електронний ключ на стіл.
- 00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:35,144 Марку С., я даю тобі свободу служити Кіру
- 00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:38,898 на кращій посаді – керівника відділу очищення макроданих.
- 00:15:38,982 --> 00:15:40,233 Поздоровляю.
- 00:15:50,285 --> 00:15:53,121 Рукостискання доступне на вимогу.
- 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,087 Дякую. Потиснете мені руку?
- 00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:12,056 Знаю, ти ще не проводив навчання, але Ірвінґ тобі допоможе.
- 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:16,603 Дотримуйся схеми й рухайся вперед залежно від ходу розмови.
- 00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:17,687 Ти впораєшся.
- 00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,648 - Якщо тобі потрібно кілька хвилин… - Дякую, ні.
- 00:16:24,527 --> 00:16:27,655 Я також дякую правлінню.
- 00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:34,495 Правління утримається від висловлювань на цій зустрічі.
- 00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:47,258 Наша остання очисниця, жінка…
- 00:16:47,342 --> 00:16:48,885 Керол. Замінила Ділана.
- 00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:53,014 Не сумуй.
- 00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:55,725 Я в нормі. У нас усе буде добре.
- 00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,685 Розумію, що ви з Піті дружили.
- 00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:01,105 Йому єдиному подобалися твої жарти.
- 00:17:01,189 --> 00:17:05,109 Усе добре. То мені починати одразу зі вступного опитування?
- 00:17:05,193 --> 00:17:06,402 Це якось дивно, хіба ні?
- 00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:07,529 Стандартна процедура.
- 00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:10,948 Починай з 1А і йди крок за кроком, залежно від її відповідей.
- 00:17:11,032 --> 00:17:13,033 Може, просто поговорити з нею?
- 00:17:13,117 --> 00:17:16,663 Вона заслуговує, щоб їй повідомили інформацію в належному порядку.
- 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,164 Як її повідомили тобі.
- 00:17:18,248 --> 00:17:19,249 LUMON ПЕРЕРОБЛЯЄ СМІТТЯ!
- 00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:23,962 «Якщо учень рознервується й захоче піти, перейдіть на сторінку 19».
- 00:17:25,129 --> 00:17:27,966 Вона має попросити тричі. Тоді випускай.
- 00:17:28,049 --> 00:17:29,926 Ясно. Так.
- 00:17:30,426 --> 00:17:32,303 УЧЕНЬ МУСИТЬ ТРИЧІ ПОПРОСИТИ ПІТИ
- 00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:36,641 Зображення добре.
- 00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:39,060 Вона симпатична.
- 00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:41,813 Ну що ж. Усе готово.
- 00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:47,944 Люблю дивитися, як усі ви сюди потрапляєте.
- 00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:51,155 Починай, коли будеш готовий.
- 00:17:54,993 --> 00:17:56,369 - Добре. - Так.
- 00:17:56,452 --> 00:17:57,537 УЧЕНЬ ПИТАЄ: ХТО ГОВОРИТЬ?
- 00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,581 ПИТАННЯ: ХТО ВИ? СТАНДАРТНА ВІДПОВІДЬ: НЕВІДОМО
- 00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:04,043 Починаємо.
- 00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:08,006 Хто ви?
- 00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:18,600 Добре.
- 00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:22,020 Хто ви?
- 00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:28,943 - Марку. - Що?
- 00:18:29,027 --> 00:18:30,528 Ти пропустив вступ.
- 00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:32,155 <i>Агов.</i>
- 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:33,698 Чорт!
- 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,829 Вибачте, я забіг наперед.
- 00:18:41,789 --> 00:18:42,624 ГЕЙ, ВИ, НА СТОЛІ – ПРИВІТ!
- 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,918 - Це воно. - Гаразд.
- 00:18:46,252 --> 00:18:47,795 Гей, ви, на столі – привіт!
- 00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:50,548 Не хочете пройти коротеньке опитування?
- 00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:53,676 <i>Хто це?</i>
- 00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:55,929 П'ять питань.
- 00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:57,222 Знаю, вам хочеться спати,
- 00:18:57,305 --> 00:19:00,350 та впевнений, у вас у голові одразу проясниться.
- 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,353 <i>Хто це говорить?</i>
- 00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:05,396 «Хто це говорить?»
- 00:19:10,151 --> 00:19:11,319 ЯКИЙ УЛЮБЛЕНИЙ СНІДАНОК МІСТЕРА ІҐАНА?
- 00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:19,661 <i>Гей! Відкрийте двері!</i>
- 00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,037 Марку.
- 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,915 Я буду радий потеревенити, щойно ми пройдемо опитування.
- 00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,208 Почнемо з першого питання?
- 00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,252 <i>Я не буду проходити опитування.</i>
- 00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,924 Почнемо з першого питання?
- 00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:35,051 <i>Випустіть мене. Гей!</i>
- 00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:41,266 <i>-Відкрийте двері!</i> - Вона не повинна так поводитися.
- 00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:42,851 <i>Гей!</i>
- 00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:44,227 Вона вдереться сюди.
- 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,895 <i>-Випустіть мене!</i> - Не вдереться.
- 00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:48,481 Ви це бачите?
- 00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:50,984 Я дивлюся.
- 00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:53,444 Допомогти їм?
- 00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:56,447 Не треба.
- 00:20:03,872 --> 00:20:05,540 Чудовий бал.
- 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,628 Здається, я знаю, яка причина нашого непорозуміння.
- 00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:14,257 - Що? - Там був вступ,
- 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,885 який я мав прочитати перед опитуванням,
- 00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:19,512 він підготував би вас до питань і…
- 00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:23,224 Та, на жаль, я його пропустив і одразу почав опитування.
- 00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:24,350 Я – худоба?
- 00:20:25,351 --> 00:20:26,352 Даруйте?
- 00:20:27,604 --> 00:20:31,524 Ви виростили мене, щоб з'їсти, і тому я нічого не пам'ятаю?
- 00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:39,199 Думаєте, ми виростили цілу людину, дали вам свідомість…
- 00:20:39,282 --> 00:20:40,867 - Не знаю. - …нафарбували нігті й…
- 00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,202 Я не знаю. Я не знаю вас.
- 00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:44,495 Ні, ви не худоба. Господи боже.
- 00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,581 То як мене звати?
- 00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,125 Геллі.
- 00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:52,253 Вас звати Геллі. Геллі Р.
- 00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:54,672 Прошу.
- 00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:11,189 Дякую, що пройшли вступне опитування.
- 00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:15,276 Відчуваю, що питання вас налякали й дезорієнтували.
- 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:19,697 Хороша новина – в нас за вами зараз вступна орієнтація.
- 00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:28,957 Вас найняли на роботу
- 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,085 на поверх розриву в Lumon Industries.
- 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,837 Який поверх?
- 00:21:45,932 --> 00:21:49,561 Ви не зовсім розумієте процедуру розриву.
- 00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,855 Про це – пізніше.
- 00:21:51,938 --> 00:21:56,609 Поговорімо про те, що вам відомо – баланс між роботою та особистим життям.
- 00:21:57,569 --> 00:21:59,654 Спочатку уявіть, що ви – гойдалка.
- 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,533 Чорт!
- 00:22:03,616 --> 00:22:05,702 Двері замикаються ззовні.
- 00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:07,161 - Випустіть мене! - Боже!
- 00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:13,209 Давайте зробимо паузу. Будь ласка.
- 00:22:25,305 --> 00:22:26,306 Будь ласка.
- 00:22:48,411 --> 00:22:50,205 Мене звати Марк.
- 00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:54,792 І…
- 00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:57,378 Кілька років тому я опритомнів на цьому столі.
- 00:22:58,004 --> 00:22:59,047 У цій кімнаті.
- 00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:04,886 І безтілесний голос 19 разів питав мене, хто я.
- 00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:10,225 І коли я зрозумів, що не можу відповісти,
- 00:23:10,308 --> 00:23:15,730 Я сказав цьому голосу, що знайду його і вб'ю.
- 00:23:17,649 --> 00:23:20,568 Не знаю, чому я це сказав. Теж був наляканий.
- 00:23:21,819 --> 00:23:23,154 І ви вбили голос?
- 00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:25,865 Ні.
- 00:23:26,574 --> 00:23:31,120 Той голос звали Піті. І він став моїм найкращим другом.
- 00:23:33,206 --> 00:23:36,751 Тож, послухайте, Геллі, тут теж можна якось жити.
- 00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:39,295 Можна якось жити?
- 00:23:48,346 --> 00:23:54,811 Розумієте, життя – як гойдалка…
- 00:23:57,564 --> 00:23:59,315 Випустіть мене негайно!
- 00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:11,828 <i>-Попросіть ще раз. - Що?</i>
- 00:24:11,911 --> 00:24:15,832 Ви двічі попросили випустити вас. Попросіть ще раз.
- 00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,877 - Марку. - Так?
- 00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:22,255 Я хочу негайно піти з цієї будівлі.
- 00:24:24,674 --> 00:24:27,677 Бачу, вам здається, що з Lumon у вас не склалося.
- 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,347 Мені прикро, та я зовсім не хочу утримувати вас там, де ви не щасливі.
- 00:24:31,431 --> 00:24:34,392 Ми випустимо вас звідси.
- 00:24:40,857 --> 00:24:41,858 Ірве.
- 00:25:04,631 --> 00:25:08,426 Зараз відділи майже порожні, та вони заповняться за день.
- 00:25:08,510 --> 00:25:10,220 Планується розширення.
- 00:25:11,054 --> 00:25:12,639 І тому я тут?
- 00:25:13,473 --> 00:25:15,433 Ні. Ви – заміна.
- 00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:17,519 Заміна кого?
- 00:25:19,395 --> 00:25:21,105 Вам, здається, це не подобається.
- 00:25:28,321 --> 00:25:30,698 Ось ваші сходи. За поворотом.
- 00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:39,165 Ви зі мною не підете?
- 00:25:39,249 --> 00:25:40,667 Мені не можна цього бачити.
- 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,252 Що?
- 00:25:42,335 --> 00:25:43,753 Щойно ви підете, ви…
- 00:25:45,505 --> 00:25:46,840 Мені не можна дивитися.
- 00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:55,390 Авжеж не можна.
- 00:26:04,774 --> 00:26:07,861 МЕЖА РОЗРИВУ ОБМЕЖЕНИЙ ДОСТУП
- 00:26:28,548 --> 00:26:30,592 Що за чортівня?
- 00:27:22,894 --> 00:27:24,479 - Я померла? - Ні.
- 00:27:25,104 --> 00:27:27,482 - Це що, типу, пекло? - Ні.
- 00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:30,360 То чому я не можу звідси вийти?
- 00:27:30,443 --> 00:27:33,238 Ви вийшли. Щойно. Принаймні на сходи.
- 00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:35,698 Вийшли, але повернулися.
- 00:27:36,783 --> 00:27:38,368 - Не поверталася. - Повернулися.
- 00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:40,328 Ходімо.
- 00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:46,668 <i>Б'єшся офісним обладнанням у перший день.</i>
- 00:27:47,836 --> 00:27:50,129 З тобою буде весело.
- 00:27:50,839 --> 00:27:52,674 Я поділяю твої почуття.
- 00:27:52,757 --> 00:27:57,762 Я й сама хотіла відлупцювати Марка, але я його роботодавиця.
- 00:27:57,846 --> 00:27:59,889 І він – голова твого відділу.
- 00:28:00,682 --> 00:28:03,268 Тож ми обидві мусимо бути сильні.
- 00:28:04,102 --> 00:28:08,106 Хороша новина: у твоїй орієнтації залишилася лише одна частина.
- 00:28:08,189 --> 00:28:11,317 Її Марк точно не зіпсує.
- 00:28:12,110 --> 00:28:13,361 Чому?
- 00:28:13,945 --> 00:28:15,864 Бо це відео.
- 00:28:23,371 --> 00:28:25,540 Вітаємо в Lumon, Геллі.
- 00:28:28,293 --> 00:28:30,003 ГЕЛЛІ Р.
- 00:28:51,441 --> 00:28:52,734 Сідай.
- 00:29:11,711 --> 00:29:13,087 Ви злитися на мене?
- 00:29:14,255 --> 00:29:18,635 За некомпетентність чи непокору?
- 00:29:19,844 --> 00:29:21,679 - Ну… - Так!
- 00:29:23,473 --> 00:29:25,850 Знаєш, моя мати була атеїстка.
- 00:29:26,809 --> 00:29:30,188 Вона казала, що про пекло можна сказати добре й погане.
- 00:29:30,772 --> 00:29:32,190 Добре:
- 00:29:32,857 --> 00:29:37,695 пекло – лише продукт хворобливої людської уяви.
- 00:29:37,779 --> 00:29:38,780 Погане:
- 00:29:40,365 --> 00:29:44,285 усе, що люди можуть уявити, вони зазвичай можуть створити.
- 00:29:48,623 --> 00:29:50,166 Я не розумію, що це значить.
- 00:29:52,043 --> 00:29:55,630 Такий відділ, як твій, може працювати чудово або жахливо.
- 00:29:56,381 --> 00:29:58,299 Знаєш, від чого це залежить?
- 00:30:05,181 --> 00:30:06,182 Від людей.
- 00:30:17,694 --> 00:30:18,987 Сідайте.
- 00:30:24,951 --> 00:30:26,995 LUMON ВІТАЛЬНЕ СЛОВО «ГЕЛЛІ Р.»
- 00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:35,545 <i>Що ж, сідайте.</i>
- 00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:46,431 <i>Мене звати Геллі Р.</i>
- 00:30:48,766 --> 00:30:49,934 <i>Я записую це відео</i>
- 00:30:50,018 --> 00:30:54,189 <i>приблизно за дві години до того, як мені його покажуть.</i>
- 00:30:56,149 --> 00:30:59,485 <i>Я добровільно погодилася пройти процедуру,</i>
- 00:30:59,569 --> 00:31:01,487 <i>яку називають «розрив».</i>
- 00:31:03,323 --> 00:31:08,411 <i>Я даю згоду на хірургічне роз'єднання моїх хронологій сприйняття,</i>
- 00:31:08,494 --> 00:31:12,665 <i>що призведе до розділення спогадів про роботу і особисте життя.</i>
- 00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:14,959 <i>Я усвідомлюю, що відтепер</i>
- 00:31:15,043 --> 00:31:19,130 <i>доступ до спогадів залежатиме від мого місцеперебування.</i>
- 00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:22,967 <i>Я не матиму спогадів про зовнішній світ,</i>
- 00:31:23,051 --> 00:31:25,970 <i>коли перебуватиму на поверсі розриву в Lumon,</i>
- 00:31:26,054 --> 00:31:28,515 <i>як не пам'ятатиму про роботу, коли йтиму з нього.</i>
- 00:31:30,934 --> 00:31:34,187 <i>Мені відомо, що ця зміна</i>
- 00:31:34,270 --> 00:31:37,190 <i>всеохопна й необоротна.</i>
- 00:31:38,775 --> 00:31:40,443 <i>Я роблю цю заяву з власної волі.</i>
- 00:31:45,782 --> 00:31:48,701 <i>Гаразд. Закінчили.</i>
- 00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:56,834 Усе.
- 00:31:57,919 --> 00:31:58,920 Ідіть.
- 00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:19,274 То я ніколи звідси не вийду?
- 00:32:21,526 --> 00:32:22,819 Ви підете о 17:00.
- 00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:26,489 Хоча нас трохи затримують. Тож о 17:15.
- 00:32:27,699 --> 00:32:30,869 Але вам так не здаватиметься. Принаймні не цій версії вас.
- 00:32:32,579 --> 00:32:33,913 У мене є сім'я?
- 00:32:34,956 --> 00:32:36,291 Ви про це не знатимете.
- 00:32:37,876 --> 00:32:39,586 І в мене нема вибору.
- 00:32:40,753 --> 00:32:46,009 Щоразу, як ви тут опинятиметеся, знайте – це з власної волі.
- 00:33:14,078 --> 00:33:15,079 Вітаю.
- 00:33:53,201 --> 00:33:54,327 На все добре.
- 00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:55,411 До побачення.
- 00:34:36,035 --> 00:34:37,036 МІСТЕРУ СКАУТУ
- 00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:47,045 «Шановний Марку, сьогодні, коли ви заносили коробки
- 00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:49,507 до кімнати, ви послизнулися на слайді для проєктора
- 00:34:49,591 --> 00:34:53,178 й трохи вдарилися скронею».
- 00:35:00,143 --> 00:35:01,519 КАРТКА ДОСТУПУ ДЛЯ VIP «БАР І ГРИЛЬ У ПІПА»
- 00:35:01,603 --> 00:35:02,979 ЦЯ КАРТКА ДАЄ РАЗОВИЙ ДОСТУП
- 00:35:03,062 --> 00:35:04,147 У VIP ЗАЛУ ЗАКЛАДУ ПІПА.
- 00:35:04,230 --> 00:35:05,481 Я VIP У ПІПА.
- 00:35:21,289 --> 00:35:22,498 Гей!
- 00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:24,751 Вибачте.
- 00:35:26,127 --> 00:35:27,962 Не відволікайтеся, коли ожеледиця.
- 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,841 Вибачте.
- 00:35:57,867 --> 00:36:00,870 ТАУНХАУСИ БЕАРД-КРІК
- 00:36:31,568 --> 00:36:35,572 <i>Цей комар проведе більшу частину свого семиденного життя…</i>
- 00:36:53,506 --> 00:36:57,927 <i>Ага. Ні, я знаю, місіс Селвіґ. Просто він знову стояв на моєму місці.</i>
- 00:36:58,761 --> 00:37:02,515 Сміття забирають завтра ввечері. Сьогодні – те, що на переробку.
- 00:37:03,516 --> 00:37:06,644 Так. Справді дивно. Але так вже вони працюють.
- 00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:09,063 І коли там обидва ваші, нема місця для…
- 00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:27,999 - Привіт. - Привіт.
- 00:37:32,212 --> 00:37:33,213 Ти забув?
- 00:37:38,176 --> 00:37:39,761 А, так. Чорт.
- 00:37:39,844 --> 00:37:40,845 Нічого.
- 00:37:41,846 --> 00:37:42,847 - Вибач. - Усе гаразд.
- 00:37:42,931 --> 00:37:45,642 - Натягуй штани, і я… - Я в штанях.
- 00:37:45,725 --> 00:37:47,519 …чекатиму в… Це не штани.
- 00:37:48,895 --> 00:37:52,732 Якщо нема вечері, яка ж це вечеря?
- 00:37:52,815 --> 00:37:53,942 - Що ж… - Типу…
- 00:37:54,651 --> 00:37:56,319 Ти винен мені.
- 00:37:56,402 --> 00:37:57,946 - Справді? - Ага.
- 00:37:58,029 --> 00:38:01,324 Пам'ятаєш, у дитинстві я була тобі кращою сестрою, ніж ти мені братом?
- 00:38:01,407 --> 00:38:03,868 Мабуть, забув.
- 00:38:05,328 --> 00:38:07,747 А ще скоро річниця.
- 00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:09,707 Я подумала, ти захочеш побути між людьми.
- 00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:12,126 Ні.
- 00:38:14,170 --> 00:38:16,464 Нічого собі. Де це ти так?
- 00:38:16,548 --> 00:38:18,758 На роботі. Вони вибачилися.
- 00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:20,802 Вибачилися. Слава богу.
- 00:38:21,845 --> 00:38:23,763 До вибачень долучили пояснення?
- 00:38:23,847 --> 00:38:26,182 Усе добре. Отримав подарунковий сертифікат.
- 00:38:26,766 --> 00:38:29,477 Ого. І в який заклад?
- 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,646 Не знаю. «У Піпа».
- 00:38:32,272 --> 00:38:35,149 Авжеж, «У Піпа». Гарно тобі там відпочити.
- 00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:37,026 Так і зроблю. Без тебе.
- 00:38:46,286 --> 00:38:47,745 А ось і наш бранець.
- 00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:50,248 - Привіт, Ріку. - Я Рікен. Чуєш, Рікен.
- 00:38:51,499 --> 00:38:53,418 - Вигляд у вас, сер, спокійний. - Ага.
- 00:38:54,127 --> 00:38:55,336 Привіт, милий.
- 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,421 Привіт.
- 00:38:57,172 --> 00:39:01,759 Багато людей, здається, забувають, що життя це не їжа.
- 00:39:01,843 --> 00:39:03,553 - Так. - Є життя –
- 00:39:03,636 --> 00:39:07,056 складна комбінація чуттів і… дій.
- 00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:09,934 І є їжа… А що вона таке?
- 00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:11,394 - Ага, що? - Пальне.
- 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:14,355 Калорії. Це не одне й те саме.
- 00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,816 - Це точно, Петтоне. - Згоден.
- 00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,568 Однак…
- 00:39:18,651 --> 00:39:23,865 Вибачте. У Марка з татом була фляжка з написом: «Віскі – це життя».
- 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,327 - Це правда. - Не могла не згадати.
- 00:39:27,410 --> 00:39:29,787 Так. Він був недіагностований алкоголік.
- 00:39:29,871 --> 00:39:33,249 Марку, Рікен казав Ребеці й мені, що ти був викладачем історії.
- 00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:34,334 Ага.
- 00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:36,794 І мені цікаво, що ти про це думаєш.
- 00:39:38,213 --> 00:39:40,215 Протиставлення їжі й життя.
- 00:39:42,342 --> 00:39:45,887 Не знаю. Я викладав здебільшого історію Першої світової.
- 00:39:45,970 --> 00:39:48,097 Ясно. Тоді в мене питання.
- 00:39:48,181 --> 00:39:49,933 Я тут читав одну статтю
- 00:39:50,016 --> 00:39:53,770 про порівняння рівня насильства у війнах у різі часи.
- 00:39:54,395 --> 00:39:55,396 У нас тут ботани.
- 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,898 Нездоровий інтерес до війни.
- 00:39:57,982 --> 00:40:03,446 Так от, автор каже, що люди називали ту війну Великою.
- 00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:06,699 Очевидно, було б моветоном казати: «Перша світова».
- 00:40:07,283 --> 00:40:08,618 Справді?
- 00:40:12,413 --> 00:40:17,794 Ну… ніхто б не називав її Першою світовою,
- 00:40:17,877 --> 00:40:21,214 бо ще не сталася Друга світова війна.
- 00:40:22,465 --> 00:40:24,092 - Це ж треба. - Авжеж.
- 00:40:24,175 --> 00:40:25,593 - Правильно. - Ага.
- 00:40:26,302 --> 00:40:27,345 Так і є.
- 00:40:27,428 --> 00:40:28,972 Тому ми його й запрошуємо.
- 00:40:29,931 --> 00:40:33,518 Покійна дружина Марка, Джемма, теж була вчителька. Російська література.
- 00:40:33,601 --> 00:40:35,520 - Обожнюю літературу. - Еге ж?
- 00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:38,690 Але тепер Марк – людина Lumon.
- 00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:40,108 - Рікене. - Серйозно?
- 00:40:40,191 --> 00:40:42,068 Так. Уже два роки.
- 00:40:42,151 --> 00:40:44,112 - Ви розробляєте ліки? - Ні.
- 00:40:44,195 --> 00:40:46,865 Я думав, Lumon займається скоріше технологіями.
- 00:40:46,948 --> 00:40:48,741 - Почали в 1800-х. - Справді?
- 00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:50,618 Виготовляли різні мазі.
- 00:40:50,702 --> 00:40:51,786 Вони все роблять!
- 00:40:52,745 --> 00:40:55,456 Я працюю у відділі корпоративних архівів, тож…
- 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,792 То ти знаєш усі їхні брудні таємниці.
- 00:40:58,334 --> 00:41:00,128 - Не зовсім. - Ні.
- 00:41:00,211 --> 00:41:04,340 У Марка делікатна робота, яка вимагає процедури розриву.
- 00:41:08,845 --> 00:41:09,846 Ого.
- 00:41:11,764 --> 00:41:13,266 Це щось надзвичайне, так?
- 00:41:15,018 --> 00:41:18,313 Ага. А ще, хай він сам обирає, чи розповідати про це іншим.
- 00:41:18,396 --> 00:41:19,856 - Так, Рікене? - О боже.
- 00:41:19,939 --> 00:41:21,816 - Ні. - О боже, Марку.
- 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,568 - Пробач. - Усе гаразд. Мені байдуже.
- 00:41:23,651 --> 00:41:26,696 - Пробач. - А я вважаю, що це щось дивовижне.
- 00:41:26,779 --> 00:41:28,448 Якби я так уміла.
- 00:41:29,532 --> 00:41:32,911 Але я б завжди думала про іншу себе.
- 00:41:35,788 --> 00:41:38,750 Ну… Нікого іншого нема.
- 00:41:39,626 --> 00:41:41,711 Це я. Я роблю роботу.
- 00:41:41,794 --> 00:41:45,924 Я просто не розумію вісцерального аспекту. Що ти відчуваєш?
- 00:41:49,177 --> 00:41:52,555 Це просто. Спогади людини розділяються на дві групи,
- 00:41:52,639 --> 00:41:55,975 і коли вона не на роботі, то взагалі нічого про роботу не пам'ятає.
- 00:41:56,059 --> 00:41:57,060 Це ж так, Марку?
- 00:41:57,143 --> 00:41:59,938 - Ну… - Ти заходиш у офіс о 09:00,
- 00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:02,607 і раптом уже 17:00, і ти йдеш звідти?
- 00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:05,235 - Нас трохи затримують, тож… - Вас затримують?
- 00:42:05,318 --> 00:42:08,571 І навпаки: на роботі ви не пам'ятаєте про життя поза нею.
- 00:42:08,655 --> 00:42:12,325 Виходить, та версія вас на роботі, як у пастці.
- 00:42:12,408 --> 00:42:14,577 Ну…
- 00:42:14,661 --> 00:42:17,205 - Тобто, не як у пастці, але… - Але що?
- 00:42:21,292 --> 00:42:25,255 Ні, мені цікаво. Що ти хотів сказати? Не в пастці, але що?
- 00:42:28,132 --> 00:42:29,133 Що ти хотів сказати?
- 00:42:33,263 --> 00:42:36,057 Здається, зрозуміло, яка в тебе думка щодо подій у Конгресі.
- 00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:37,433 Думаю, що ми
- 00:42:37,517 --> 00:42:38,643 - упускаємо головне. - Так.
- 00:42:40,311 --> 00:42:42,981 А головне те, що Марк прийняв рішення.
- 00:42:43,064 --> 00:42:44,816 Це рішення спірне –
- 00:42:46,192 --> 00:42:48,152 з етичної й соціальної точки зору.
- 00:42:48,736 --> 00:42:51,489 І з моральної. І з наукової.
- 00:42:52,532 --> 00:42:55,952 Але, Марку, я тебе підтримую.
- 00:42:56,578 --> 00:42:57,787 Беззастережно.
- 00:42:57,871 --> 00:42:59,497 - Гарно сказав. - Дякую.
- 00:42:59,581 --> 00:43:02,000 - Авжеж. - Я цілком підтримую Марка.
- 00:43:03,126 --> 00:43:04,127 Ну…
- 00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:08,089 Дякую. Це дуже мило.
- 00:43:08,965 --> 00:43:11,384 На цьому місці я б зазвичай сказав
- 00:43:11,467 --> 00:43:13,511 щось на кшталт «налітай».
- 00:43:14,888 --> 00:43:17,473 Та мушу зауважити, що завдяки відсутності їжі
- 00:43:17,557 --> 00:43:22,103 ми вже це зробили – на значно глибшому рівні.
- 00:43:22,187 --> 00:43:24,022 - О, безперечно. - Прада ж?
- 00:43:24,105 --> 00:43:26,983 Мій друг у Лімі не влаштовував вечер з їжею вже…
- 00:43:28,610 --> 00:43:31,279 Якщо я дам тобі три тисячі доларів – пробачиш мені?
- 00:43:32,572 --> 00:43:37,493 Твоє дитя не винне в лиходійствах цього вечора,
- 00:43:37,577 --> 00:43:41,039 тож я зачекаю, поки воно народиться, а потім уб'ю тебе.
- 00:43:41,122 --> 00:43:44,542 Слава богу. Це тобі, друже.
- 00:43:47,587 --> 00:43:48,588 Дякую.
- 00:43:53,510 --> 00:43:57,597 Як там той хороший лікар – психотерапевт з дивними вусиками?
- 00:44:02,519 --> 00:44:03,520 Ти не ходиш до нього?
- 00:44:05,355 --> 00:44:07,815 Завдяки роботі мені полегшало.
- 00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:10,151 Ага.
- 00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:14,531 Я пишаюся тим, що ти погодився на цю роботу. Справді.
- 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,034 І, думаю, вона б теж пишалася. Я впевнена.
- 00:44:21,329 --> 00:44:24,874 Та думаю, що забувати про неї на вісім годин на день
- 00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:27,794 не означає одужувати.
- 00:44:35,844 --> 00:44:37,679 Переночуєш у мене, оскільки ти вже тут?
- 00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,181 Ні.
- 00:44:41,349 --> 00:44:42,350 Чому?
- 00:44:42,433 --> 00:44:44,269 У твоєму домі пахне вагітністю.
- 00:44:48,064 --> 00:44:50,275 Ага. Я просто не розумію вісцерального аспекту.
- 00:44:52,110 --> 00:44:53,528 Вона смішна. Згоден?
- 00:44:54,112 --> 00:44:56,906 - Ти все ж таки залишишся на ніч. - Ні.
- 00:44:56,990 --> 00:44:58,908 Я роблю всі простирадла сам,
- 00:44:58,992 --> 00:45:02,036 тож велике я ще не скоро закінчу.
- 00:45:02,787 --> 00:45:05,290 Але односпальне ліжко зручне,
- 00:45:05,373 --> 00:45:08,126 а піжаму зіткали в країнах Балтії на ручних верстатах,
- 00:45:08,209 --> 00:45:10,587 тож ти добре спатимеш.
- 00:45:11,129 --> 00:45:15,258 Дякую. Я все одно не розумію, чому тут три ліжка.
- 00:45:15,341 --> 00:45:17,343 - Ага. - Колега Рікена сказав нам,
- 00:45:17,427 --> 00:45:21,264 що, поки дитина росте, зміна ліжка може її травмувати.
- 00:45:21,347 --> 00:45:22,724 Безповоротно.
- 00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:27,020 Та якщо забезпечити дитину всіма ліжками наперед від народження,
- 00:45:27,103 --> 00:45:30,148 вона зможе переміщатися з одного на інше на власний розсуд.
- 00:45:30,773 --> 00:45:32,358 Ясно. Так.
- 00:45:37,488 --> 00:45:38,489 Ага.
- 00:45:39,574 --> 00:45:41,576 Думаю, всім дуже сподобалося твоє товариство.
- 00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:44,829 Це добре.
- 00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:46,539 Милий…
- 00:45:47,665 --> 00:45:48,750 - Ти готовий? - Так.
- 00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:49,918 - Ходімо. - Приємних снів.
- 00:45:50,001 --> 00:45:51,002 Дякую.
- 00:45:52,545 --> 00:45:54,047 Добраніч, мілорде.
- 00:45:54,130 --> 00:45:55,548 Добраніч, міледі.
- 00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:53,958 Привіт.
- 00:47:54,459 --> 00:47:55,460 Привіт.
- 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:56,961 Ти давно встав?
- 00:47:57,545 --> 00:47:58,671 Давно.
- 00:48:01,925 --> 00:48:05,470 Уночі тут у дворі був якийсь бізнесмен.
- 00:48:05,553 --> 00:48:07,222 - Бізнесмен? - Ага.
- 00:48:07,305 --> 00:48:09,224 Нижчої ланки чи керівник?
- 00:48:09,307 --> 00:48:10,308 Я серйозно кажу.
- 00:48:10,892 --> 00:48:12,602 У моєму дворі вночі був чоловік?
- 00:48:12,685 --> 00:48:13,937 Ага.
- 00:48:14,521 --> 00:48:15,522 Прокляття.
- 00:48:16,648 --> 00:48:19,484 Він на мене дивно дивився. Наче знав мене.
- 00:48:20,026 --> 00:48:22,612 Завдяки злодію, що заліз у дім, ти відчув, що тебе бачать?
- 00:48:22,695 --> 00:48:23,947 Чітко бачать.
- 00:48:25,490 --> 00:48:28,284 Тут поряд є бар, мабуть, хтось випадково забрів.
- 00:48:29,202 --> 00:48:31,913 До речі, ти досі тхнеш, як спиртзавод.
- 00:48:32,872 --> 00:48:36,334 Вибач, мусив втопити в алкоголі спогади
- 00:48:36,417 --> 00:48:39,629 про те, як мама й тато міняли мені в дитинстві ліжка.
- 00:48:40,213 --> 00:48:42,006 Чекав нагоди пожартувати?
- 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:29,721 ДЗВОНИТЬ МІСІС СЕЛВІҐ
- 00:49:29,804 --> 00:49:31,598 «БАР І ГРИЛЬ У ПІПА» ОБІД – ВЕЧЕРЯ
- 00:49:31,681 --> 00:49:33,433 ЗОНА VIP
- 00:49:33,516 --> 00:49:34,517 Алло.
- 00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:41,024 Вторсировину на переробку забирали вчора, місіс Селвіґ.
- 00:49:41,107 --> 00:49:42,400 Сьогодні вивозять сміття.
- 00:49:42,483 --> 00:49:46,154 А ви завжди ставите свій бак на моє місце. Тож…
- 00:49:48,156 --> 00:49:49,657 Так. Добре.
- 00:49:50,909 --> 00:49:54,204 Взагалі, я не можу зараз говорити. Я вечеряю в ресторані. Але…
- 00:49:55,788 --> 00:49:57,290 Ні, сам.
- 00:50:00,043 --> 00:50:02,504 «Бар і гриль у Піпа».
- 00:50:03,546 --> 00:50:04,631 Даруйте. Що…
- 00:50:06,216 --> 00:50:08,426 Завершуй розмову. Швидко.
- 00:50:13,515 --> 00:50:16,726 Вибачте, місіс Селвіґ, їжу вже приготували й подали.
- 00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:21,940 Привіт, діти. Що на вечерю?
- 00:50:27,028 --> 00:50:29,822 Вибач. Ти не розумієш, про що це.
- 00:50:32,242 --> 00:50:34,702 Ви стежите за мною? Що…
- 00:50:35,703 --> 00:50:37,247 У тебе тут інший голос.
- 00:50:38,206 --> 00:50:39,290 Гірший.
- 00:50:41,376 --> 00:50:43,920 - Хто ви, в біса, такий? - Піті.
- 00:50:44,003 --> 00:50:46,339 Мене звати Піті. Я з твоєї роботи.
- 00:50:48,633 --> 00:50:52,512 Навряд. Усі в моєму відділі пройшли…
- 00:50:52,595 --> 00:50:55,515 Процедуру розриву. І я теж.
- 00:50:57,392 --> 00:50:59,561 І розрив – це назавжди.
- 00:50:59,644 --> 00:51:03,314 Так. Нелегко було хакнути імплантат. Мені допомогли.
- 00:51:16,452 --> 00:51:19,122 То що, вам не подобалася ваша робота?
- 00:51:19,205 --> 00:51:21,791 - І замість подати скаргу, ви… - Ні.
- 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:25,587 Спочатку я так і зробив. І ти теж.
- 00:51:27,422 --> 00:51:30,508 Ясно. Отже…
- 00:51:31,968 --> 00:51:33,428 Ви знову з'єдналися.
- 00:51:33,511 --> 00:51:38,308 І тепер вважаєте, що вони вас переслідують? Чи що?
- 00:51:42,103 --> 00:51:43,104 Так.
- 00:51:46,441 --> 00:51:50,612 Вони – це Ґрейнер, який, мабуть, зараз десь поруч.
- 00:51:50,695 --> 00:51:55,325 Ґрейнер. Зрозуміло. Ви з ним знайомі чи…
- 00:51:55,408 --> 00:51:58,703 Ми обидва з ним знайомі. І він нам не подобається.
- 00:52:00,288 --> 00:52:01,289 Ясно.
- 00:52:07,212 --> 00:52:11,508 Усе, що вони кажуть про роботу – неправда.
- 00:52:13,051 --> 00:52:14,761 Якщо зі мною щось станеться,
- 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:19,182 хочу, щоб те, що я знаю, знав ще хтось.
- 00:52:21,684 --> 00:52:23,561 Краще – мій друг.
- 00:52:29,192 --> 00:52:31,694 То ми друзі?
- 00:52:33,196 --> 00:52:34,572 Я твій найкращий друг.
- 00:52:36,241 --> 00:52:37,742 А ти мій дуже хороший друг.
- 00:52:41,579 --> 00:52:44,374 У ПІПА
- 00:53:06,604 --> 00:53:10,733 З ДНЕМ НАРОДЖЕННЯ, ПЛЕМІННИЦЕ!
- 00:53:13,111 --> 00:53:15,822 <i>Марку, вибач за таку листівку.</i>
- 00:53:16,865 --> 00:53:19,200 <i>Знаю, вона недоречна, та треба було на чомусь писати.</i>
- 00:53:19,284 --> 00:53:22,495 <i>Хоч я впевнений, що з тебе вийшла б чудова племінниця.</i>
- 00:53:24,747 --> 00:53:28,293 <i>Ми питали себе, які ми люди поза роботою.</i>
- 00:53:28,918 --> 00:53:31,629 <i>Що ми обираємо й чому.</i>
- 00:53:38,386 --> 00:53:40,346 <i>Я думав, що треба бути чудовиськом,</i>
- 00:53:40,430 --> 00:53:42,807 <i>щоб змусити людину працювати в такому місці.</i>
- 00:53:44,601 --> 00:53:47,145 <i>Особливо, якщо ця людина – ти.</i>
- 00:53:50,148 --> 00:53:53,943 <i>Але ми не чудовиська, Марку. Не справжні чудовиська.</i>
- 00:53:56,696 --> 00:54:00,742 <i>Якщо ти не хочеш знати, що там діється, я не примушуватиму.</i>
- 00:54:03,328 --> 00:54:07,332 <i>Та якщо хочеш – на звороті листівки є адреса.</i>
- 00:54:09,334 --> 00:54:14,130 <i>Приходь один і знайдеш початок дуже довгої відповіді.</i>
- 00:54:35,735 --> 00:54:38,071 Марку, це ви?
- 00:54:38,154 --> 00:54:39,447 О, місіс Селвіґ.
- 00:54:40,907 --> 00:54:45,203 Мені так ніяково через те, що я переплутала баки.
- 00:54:45,286 --> 00:54:46,579 Нічого.
- 00:54:47,789 --> 00:54:48,790 Як пройшла вечеря?
- 00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:52,752 Чудово. Я просто втомився.
- 00:54:54,462 --> 00:54:57,006 Знаєте, моя мама була католичка.
- 00:54:57,090 --> 00:55:02,804 Вона казала, що святим треба вісім годин, щоб благословити спляче дитя.
- 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,057 Надіюся, вас вони встигають благословити.
- 00:55:07,141 --> 00:55:10,562 Ну… Цієї ночі я дам їм вдосталь часу.
- 00:55:12,146 --> 00:55:13,648 На добраніч, місіс Селвіґ.
- 00:55:13,731 --> 00:55:14,732 Марку!
- 00:55:17,902 --> 00:55:19,612 Ви хороша людина.
- 00:57:09,389 --> 00:57:11,391 Переклад субтитрів: Анастасія Черевко
- 00:00:15,141 --> 00:00:16,309 <i>Who are you?</i>
- 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:28,154 <i>Who are you?</i>
- 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:51,719 Hello?
- 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,271 <i>I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.</i>
- 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,315 <i>Hi there, you on the table.</i>
- 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,652 <i>I wonder if you'd mind taking a brief survey.</i>
- 00:01:08,945 --> 00:01:09,946 Who is that?
- 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:11,489 <i>Five questions.</i>
- 00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:12,866 <i>Now, I know you're sleepy,</i>
- 00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:16,327 <i>but I just bet it'll make you feel right as rain.</i>
- 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:18,830 Who's speaking?
- 00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:29,382 Oh, God.
- 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:41,519 Hey! Open the door!
- 00:01:48,443 --> 00:01:51,696 <i>I'd be just thrilled to chat once we've run the survey.</i>
- 00:01:52,322 --> 00:01:54,032 <i>Shall we begin with question one?</i>
- 00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:56,910 I'm not taking your survey.
- 00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:00,330 <i>Shall we begin with question one?</i>
- 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,126 Let me out of here.
- 00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:10,088 Hey!
- 00:02:11,883 --> 00:02:13,176 Open the door!
- 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:15,136 Fuck.
- 00:02:16,471 --> 00:02:19,098 Hey! Let me out!
- 00:02:42,247 --> 00:02:43,248 Hey.
- 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:46,042 <i>Hello.</i>
- 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:48,169 Five questions?
- 00:02:49,629 --> 00:02:50,755 <i>Five questions.</i>
- 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:53,341 What do I get at the end?
- 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:57,303 <i>Depends on your answers.</i>
- 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:01,766 Okay.
- 00:03:02,642 --> 00:03:04,018 <i>Great. Off we go.</i>
- 00:03:04,519 --> 00:03:07,021 <i>Now to start, who are you?</i>
- 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:09,524 That's the first question?
- 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:11,401 <i>First name will do.</i>
- 00:03:25,874 --> 00:03:26,875 I don't…
- 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:29,419 <i>It's okay.</i>
- 00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:32,547 <i>If you can't answer the question, feel free to say, "unknown."</i>
- 00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:35,091 What is this?
- 00:03:35,175 --> 00:03:36,426 <i>Okay, unknown.</i>
- 00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:40,763 <i>Question two, in which US state or territory were you born?</i>
- 00:03:40,847 --> 00:03:43,016 - Wait. - <i>Which state or territory, please?</i>
- 00:03:43,099 --> 00:03:45,185 - I don't know. - <i>Unknown.</i>
- 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:49,439 <i>Question three, please name any US state or territory.</i>
- 00:03:49,522 --> 00:03:50,899 - Fuck. I-- - <i>First that comes to mind.</i>
- 00:03:50,982 --> 00:03:53,860 - I don't know. Delaware. What is this? - <i>Delaware.</i>
- 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:58,072 <i>Question four, what is Mr. Eagan's favorite breakfast?</i>
- 00:03:58,156 --> 00:03:59,866 I don't-- That one makes no sense.
- 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:02,327 <i>Right? Unknown. Question five.</i>
- 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,996 <i>And as a reminder, this is the final question.</i>
- 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,372 <i>To the best of your memory,</i>
- 00:04:06,456 --> 00:04:10,418 <i>what is or was the color of your mother's eyes?</i>
- 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,688 Okay, what's hap-- What's happening?
- 00:04:30,772 --> 00:04:32,148 <i>Unknown.</i>
- 00:04:32,232 --> 00:04:38,112 <i>So that's unknown, unknown, Delaware, unknown, unknown.</i>
- 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:40,907 What the hell did you do to me?
- 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,003 That's a perfect score.
- 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:52,497 Are you ready for Mr. Scout?
- 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:02,423 Thank you.
- 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,136 Go ahead.
- 00:08:32,931 --> 00:08:33,931 Mr. Scout.
- 00:08:34,015 --> 00:08:35,016 Hi, Judd.
- 00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:48,530 - All right, see you this evening. - Yep, see you soon.
- 00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:18,888 - You're breathing shitty. - Sorry.
- 00:11:18,972 --> 00:11:20,139 You sick?
- 00:11:20,223 --> 00:11:22,392 Maybe. Petey was sniffling yesterday.
- 00:11:22,976 --> 00:11:24,853 If you breathe on me, I'll rip your larynx out.
- 00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:27,355 Wow. That went right to ten.
- 00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,649 I feel like ripping out my germ-ridden larynx
- 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,360 would get you sicker than just me breathing on you.
- 00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:34,070 Nah. Endorphins.
- 00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:38,783 Petey better not be out for the day, 'cause I'm about zero seconds
- 00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:41,703 from wrapping the Tumwater file, and he needs to process it.
- 00:11:41,786 --> 00:11:43,371 I think he's out.
- 00:11:44,247 --> 00:11:48,042 If he doesn't process today, they won't know until Tuesday of next week.
- 00:11:48,126 --> 00:11:50,753 - It's typical Lumon bullshit. - Careful, guy.
- 00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:53,131 Hi, kids. What's for dinner?
- 00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:55,049 Goddamn it, Irv. We warned you.
- 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,718 About the greeting? You were kidding.
- 00:11:56,801 --> 00:12:00,763 No, we sincerely hate it. How many reasons did we come up with?
- 00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:03,725 - Eight. - Eight reasons.
- 00:12:03,808 --> 00:12:06,269 Chief among them the latent condescension.
- 00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:09,856 And it's confusing. Like, did the kids make you dinner in this scenario? Or--
- 00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:11,941 Yeah. What kind of a shit dad are you?
- 00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:15,528 - No Petey? - We think he's sick.
- 00:12:15,612 --> 00:12:18,448 Oh, no. And Dylan's about to wrap Tumwater today.
- 00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:20,074 Yeah, and if he doesn't see me finish,
- 00:12:20,158 --> 00:12:22,160 I might get passed over for refiner of the quarter
- 00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:23,953 and miss out on my goddamn waffle party.
- 00:12:24,037 --> 00:12:27,081 Grumble, grumble. These perks are so out of hand.
- 00:12:27,165 --> 00:12:29,083 When we'd process a file in the old days,
- 00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:30,960 they'd shake our hand and fill up the creamer.
- 00:12:31,044 --> 00:12:33,379 I still don't buy they actually incentivized creamer.
- 00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:36,299 They did. And back then, we were grateful for it.
- 00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:38,051 That's fucked, dude.
- 00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:39,761 Yes, very fucked.
- 00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:44,390 To put in an honest day's work and not get a children's breakfast in return.
- 00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:46,768 Irv's got claws today.
- 00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:50,271 Good morning, Macrodata Refinement.
- 00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:51,564 Hi, Mr. Milchick.
- 00:12:52,649 --> 00:12:54,317 Mark, could I have a word?
- 00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:27,559 Last time you saw Ms. Cobel, she was in her old office.
- 00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:29,102 Now she's in her new office.
- 00:13:29,686 --> 00:13:31,354 It's a completely different office.
- 00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:33,356 What's this about?
- 00:13:33,898 --> 00:13:34,899 She'd never say so,
- 00:13:34,983 --> 00:13:37,819 but I know a compliment about the office would just make her day.
- 00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:51,249 Mark? Come in. Shut the thing.
- 00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:53,293 Nice office.
- 00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,044 It's horrid.
- 00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:57,922 Yeah, the old one was better.
- 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:07,849 You look awful. You look hungover.
- 00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:10,268 Have a seat.
- 00:14:16,024 --> 00:14:18,026 The Board will be joining us remotely today.
- 00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:23,364 I have Mark S. at my desk.
- 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,876 Hello. You--
- 00:14:39,422 --> 00:14:42,217 I assume this is about me acting as department chief today.
- 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:45,470 Okay. Well… I mean,
- 00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:48,681 I've subbed for Petey before, so it shouldn't be that big a thing.
- 00:14:48,765 --> 00:14:51,935 Petey is no longer with this company.
- 00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:54,062 I'm sorry?
- 00:14:55,480 --> 00:15:00,902 I said, Petey is no longer with this company.
- 00:15:00,985 --> 00:15:05,281 I'm sorry, Mark. You guys were one of my favorite office friendships.
- 00:15:07,534 --> 00:15:11,079 I mean, there should have been some notice of this. What happened?
- 00:15:11,162 --> 00:15:12,288 We'd love to tell you,
- 00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:15,333 but unfortunately, non-disclosure policy forbids.
- 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:18,169 We'd be aiding an assault on Petey's privacy by you.
- 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:26,135 Mark, would you place your key card on my desk?
- 00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:35,144 Mark S., at this time I confer upon you the freedom to serve Kier
- 00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:38,898 in the advanced role of Macrodata Refinement department chief.
- 00:15:38,982 --> 00:15:40,233 Congratulations.
- 00:15:50,285 --> 00:15:53,121 A handshake is available upon request.
- 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,087 Thank you. May I have a handshake?
- 00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:12,056 I know you haven't run a training before, but Irving will be there to shadow.
- 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:16,603 Just stick to the flowchart and escalate properly depending on dialectics.
- 00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:17,687 You'll be fine.
- 00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,648 - If you need to take a few minutes-- - Thank you. I don't.
- 00:16:24,527 --> 00:16:27,655 And thank you to the Board as well.
- 00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:34,495 The Board won't be contributing to this meeting vocally.
- 00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:47,258 Our last refiner, who was a woman, was--
- 00:16:47,342 --> 00:16:48,885 Carol. Dylan's old seat.
- 00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:53,014 Don't be sad.
- 00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:55,725 I'm fine. We'll be fine.
- 00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,685 I know you and Petey were close.
- 00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:01,105 He was the only one who really appreciated your humor.
- 00:17:01,189 --> 00:17:05,109 Everything's fine. So, I'm supposed to start with just the input survey?
- 00:17:05,193 --> 00:17:06,402 Isn't that a little weird?
- 00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:07,529 It's standard.
- 00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:10,948 Just start at 1A and continue by line, based on her answers.
- 00:17:11,032 --> 00:17:13,033 Well, what if I just talk to her?
- 00:17:13,117 --> 00:17:16,663 She deserves to have the information presented to her in the proper order.
- 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,164 Just as you had.
- 00:17:18,873 --> 00:17:23,962 "If the trainee becomes agitated and demands to leave, skip to page 19."
- 00:17:25,129 --> 00:17:27,966 She has to ask three times for you to let her.
- 00:17:28,049 --> 00:17:29,926 Right. Yes.
- 00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:36,641 Image is good.
- 00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:39,060 She looks nice.
- 00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:41,813 Okay. You're all set.
- 00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:47,944 I just love seeing you all come in like this.
- 00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:51,155 Go on ahead when you're ready.
- 00:17:54,993 --> 00:17:56,369 - All right. - Okay.
- 00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:04,043 There you go.
- 00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:08,006 Who are you?
- 00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:18,600 All right.
- 00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:22,020 Who are you?
- 00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:28,943 - Mark. - What?
- 00:18:29,027 --> 00:18:30,528 You skipped the preamble.
- 00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:32,155 <i>Hello?</i>
- 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:33,698 Shit!
- 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,829 I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.
- 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,918 - That's it. - Okay.
- 00:18:46,252 --> 00:18:47,795 Hi there, you on the table.
- 00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:50,548 I wonder if you'd mind taking a brief survey.
- 00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:53,676 <i>Who is that?</i>
- 00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:55,929 Five questions.
- 00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:57,222 Now, I know you're sleepy,
- 00:18:57,305 --> 00:19:00,350 but I just bet it'll make you feel right as rain.
- 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,353 <i>Who's speaking?</i>
- 00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:05,396 "Who's speaking?"
- 00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:19,661 <i>Hey! Open the door!</i>
- 00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,037 Mark.
- 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,915 I'd be just thrilled to chat, once we've run the survey.
- 00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,208 Shall we begin with question one?
- 00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,252 <i>I'm not taking your survey.</i>
- 00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,924 Shall we begin with question one?
- 00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:35,051 <i>Let me out of here. Hey!</i>
- 00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:41,266 - <i>Open the door!</i> - She's not supposed to do that.
- 00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:42,851 <i>Hey!</i>
- 00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:44,227 She's going to break in.
- 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,895 - <i>Let me out!</i> - No, she's not.
- 00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:48,481 Are you seeing this?
- 00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:50,984 I'm watching.
- 00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:53,444 Should I help?
- 00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:56,447 You should not.
- 00:20:03,872 --> 00:20:05,540 That's a perfect score.
- 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,628 Now, I think I know where our disconnect is coming from.
- 00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:14,257 - What? - Well, there was a preamble,
- 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,885 which I was supposed to read before the survey,
- 00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:19,512 to lead into the questions and…
- 00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:23,224 But I unfortunately skipped that and went straight into the survey.
- 00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:24,350 Am I livestock?
- 00:20:25,351 --> 00:20:26,352 I'm sorry?
- 00:20:27,604 --> 00:20:31,524 Like, did you grow me as food and that's why I have no memories?
- 00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:39,199 You think we grew a full human, gave you consciousness…
- 00:20:39,282 --> 00:20:40,867 - I don't know. - …did your nails and--
- 00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,202 I don't know. I don't know you.
- 00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:44,495 No, you're not livestock. Good Lord.
- 00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,581 Then what's my name?
- 00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,125 Helly.
- 00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:52,253 Your name is Helly. Helly R.
- 00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:54,672 Please.
- 00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:11,189 Thank you for taking the welcome survey.
- 00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:15,276 I can sense that the questions made you feel afraid or disoriented.
- 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:19,697 Well, the good news is, you're at an orientation.
- 00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:28,957 You see, you have been hired to a position
- 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,085 on the severed floor of Lumon Industries.
- 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,837 The what floor?
- 00:21:45,932 --> 00:21:49,561 I understand you're confused about the severance procedure.
- 00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,855 Before we hop on that,
- 00:21:51,938 --> 00:21:56,609 let's chat about something I bet you have heard of, the work/life balance.
- 00:21:57,569 --> 00:21:59,654 To start, imagine yourself as a seesaw.
- 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,533 Fuck!
- 00:22:03,616 --> 00:22:05,702 That locks from out there!
- 00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:07,161 - Let me out! - God!
- 00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:13,209 Can we just take a beat? Please.
- 00:22:25,305 --> 00:22:26,306 Please.
- 00:22:48,411 --> 00:22:50,205 Okay, my name's Mark.
- 00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:54,792 And-- So, I--
- 00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:57,378 You know, few years back, I woke up on this table.
- 00:22:58,004 --> 00:22:59,047 In this room.
- 00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:04,886 And a disembodied voice asked me 19 times who I was.
- 00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:10,225 And when I realized I couldn't answer,
- 00:23:10,308 --> 00:23:15,730 I told that voice that I would find him and kill him.
- 00:23:17,649 --> 00:23:20,568 I don't know why I said that. I mean, I was scared too.
- 00:23:21,819 --> 00:23:23,154 Did you kill the voice?
- 00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:25,865 No.
- 00:23:26,574 --> 00:23:31,120 No, that voice's name was Petey, and he became my best friend.
- 00:23:33,206 --> 00:23:36,751 So, look, you know, there is a life to be had here, Helly.
- 00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:39,295 A life to be had?
- 00:23:48,346 --> 00:23:54,811 Well, you see, life, like a seesaw, requi--
- 00:23:57,564 --> 00:23:59,315 Let me the fuck out of here!
- 00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:11,828 - <i>Ask me again.</i> - <i>What?</i>
- 00:24:11,911 --> 00:24:15,832 You've asked twice to be let go. Ask one more time.
- 00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,877 - Mark. - Yeah?
- 00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:22,255 I would like to leave the building now.
- 00:24:24,674 --> 00:24:27,677 I understand you don't feel it's working out for you here at Lumon.
- 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,347 While disappointed, I'd hate to keep you somewhere you're not happy.
- 00:24:31,431 --> 00:24:34,392 So, let's get you outta here.
- 00:24:40,857 --> 00:24:41,858 Irv.
- 00:25:04,631 --> 00:25:08,426 The departments are pretty spaced out, but it'll all fill in one day.
- 00:25:08,510 --> 00:25:10,220 They're planning an expansion.
- 00:25:11,054 --> 00:25:12,639 And I'm, what, part of that?
- 00:25:13,473 --> 00:25:15,433 No. You're a replacement.
- 00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:17,519 Replacement for who?
- 00:25:19,395 --> 00:25:21,105 Why are you saying that like you hate it?
- 00:25:28,321 --> 00:25:30,698 Here's your stairwell. Just past the bend.
- 00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:39,165 You're not coming with me?
- 00:25:39,249 --> 00:25:40,667 I'm not allowed to see.
- 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,252 Excuse me?
- 00:25:42,335 --> 00:25:43,753 Well, once you leave, you--
- 00:25:45,505 --> 00:25:46,840 I just can't watch you leave.
- 00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:55,390 Of course you can't.
- 00:26:28,548 --> 00:26:30,592 What the hell?
- 00:27:22,894 --> 00:27:24,479 - Am I dead? - No.
- 00:27:25,104 --> 00:27:27,482 - This isn't, like, hell or something? - No.
- 00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:30,360 Then why the fuck can't I leave?
- 00:27:30,443 --> 00:27:33,238 Well, you did leave, just now. Out into the stairwell at least.
- 00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:35,698 You left, but you came back.
- 00:27:36,783 --> 00:27:38,368 - I did not. - You did.
- 00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:40,328 Come on.
- 00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:46,668 <i>Weaponizing office equipment on your first day.</i>
- 00:27:47,836 --> 00:27:50,129 You are gonna be fun.
- 00:27:50,839 --> 00:27:52,674 Look, I do sympathize.
- 00:27:52,757 --> 00:27:57,762 I've wanted to pummel Mark myself, but I am his employer.
- 00:27:57,846 --> 00:27:59,889 And he is your department chief.
- 00:28:00,682 --> 00:28:03,268 So we'll both have to be strong.
- 00:28:04,102 --> 00:28:08,106 The good news is, there's only one part left of your orientation,
- 00:28:08,189 --> 00:28:11,317 which Mark can't possibly derail.
- 00:28:12,110 --> 00:28:13,361 Why is that?
- 00:28:13,945 --> 00:28:15,864 Because it's a video.
- 00:28:23,371 --> 00:28:25,540 Welcome to Lumon, Helly.
- 00:28:51,441 --> 00:28:52,734 Have a seat.
- 00:29:11,711 --> 00:29:13,087 Are you mad at me?
- 00:29:14,255 --> 00:29:18,635 For the incompetence or the disobedience?
- 00:29:19,844 --> 00:29:21,679 - Well-- - Yes!
- 00:29:23,473 --> 00:29:25,850 You know, my mother was an atheist.
- 00:29:26,809 --> 00:29:30,188 She used to say that there was good news and bad news about hell.
- 00:29:30,772 --> 00:29:32,190 The good news is,
- 00:29:32,857 --> 00:29:37,695 hell is just the product of a morbid human imagination.
- 00:29:37,779 --> 00:29:38,780 The bad news is,
- 00:29:40,365 --> 00:29:44,285 whatever humans can imagine, they can usually create.
- 00:29:48,623 --> 00:29:50,166 I don't know what that means.
- 00:29:52,043 --> 00:29:55,630 A department like yours can go so good or so bad.
- 00:29:56,381 --> 00:29:58,299 You know what makes the difference?
- 00:30:05,181 --> 00:30:06,182 The people.
- 00:30:17,694 --> 00:30:18,987 You can have a seat.
- 00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:35,545 <i>Okay, go ahead and have a seat.</i>
- 00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:46,431 <i>My name is Helly R.</i>
- 00:30:48,766 --> 00:30:49,934 <i>I'm making this video</i>
- 00:30:50,018 --> 00:30:54,189 <i>roughly two hours before it will be shown to me.</i>
- 00:30:56,149 --> 00:30:59,485 <i>I have, of my own free accord, elected to undergo the procedure</i>
- 00:30:59,569 --> 00:31:01,487 <i>colloquially known as severance.</i>
- 00:31:03,323 --> 00:31:08,411 <i>I give consent for my perceptual chronologies to be surgically split,</i>
- 00:31:08,494 --> 00:31:12,665 <i>separating my memories between my work life and my personal life.</i>
- 00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:14,959 <i>I acknowledge that, henceforth,</i>
- 00:31:15,043 --> 00:31:19,130 <i>my access to my memories will be spatially dictated.</i>
- 00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:22,967 <i>I will be unable to access outside recollections</i>
- 00:31:23,051 --> 00:31:25,970 <i>whilst on Lumon's severed basement floor,</i>
- 00:31:26,054 --> 00:31:28,515 <i>nor retain work memories upon my ascent.</i>
- 00:31:30,934 --> 00:31:34,187 <i>I am aware that this alteration</i>
- 00:31:34,270 --> 00:31:37,190 <i>is comprehensive and irreversible.</i>
- 00:31:38,775 --> 00:31:40,443 <i>I make these statements freely.</i>
- 00:31:45,782 --> 00:31:48,701 <i>Okay, that's a wrap.</i>
- 00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:56,834 Okay.
- 00:31:57,919 --> 00:31:58,920 Go ahead.
- 00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:19,274 So I'll never leave here?
- 00:32:21,526 --> 00:32:22,819 You'll leave at 5:00.
- 00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:26,489 Well, actually, they stagger our exits, so 5:15.
- 00:32:27,699 --> 00:32:30,869 But it won't feel like it. Not to this version of you anyway.
- 00:32:32,579 --> 00:32:33,913 Do I have a family?
- 00:32:34,956 --> 00:32:36,291 You'll never know.
- 00:32:37,876 --> 00:32:39,586 And I have no choice.
- 00:32:40,753 --> 00:32:46,009 Well, every time you find yourself here, it's because you chose to come back.
- 00:33:14,078 --> 00:33:15,079 Hello.
- 00:33:53,201 --> 00:33:54,327 Good night.
- 00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:55,411 Good night.
- 00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:47,045 "Dear Mark, Whilst carrying boxes in a room today,
- 00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:49,507 you slipped on an overhead projector slide
- 00:34:49,591 --> 00:34:53,178 and sustained a minor blow to the temple."
- 00:35:21,289 --> 00:35:22,498 Hey!
- 00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:24,751 Sorry.
- 00:35:26,127 --> 00:35:27,962 Maybe keep your eyes on the icy road.
- 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,841 Sorry.
- 00:36:31,568 --> 00:36:35,572 <i>Indeed, this gnat will spend much of its three to seven-day life…</i>
- 00:36:53,506 --> 00:36:57,927 <i>No, I know, Mrs. Selvig. It's just, it was in my space again.</i>
- 00:36:58,761 --> 00:37:02,515 Yeah. Well, trash comes tomorrow night. Tonight's recycling.
- 00:37:03,516 --> 00:37:06,644 Yeah, it is weird, but that's how they do it.
- 00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:09,063 And with both yours, there's no room for--
- 00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:27,999 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:37:32,212 --> 00:37:33,213 Did you forget?
- 00:37:38,176 --> 00:37:39,761 Oh, yeah. Shit.
- 00:37:39,844 --> 00:37:40,845 That's okay.
- 00:37:41,846 --> 00:37:42,847 - Sorry. - That's fine.
- 00:37:42,931 --> 00:37:45,642 - Do you wanna put on pants, and I'll… - I'm wearing pants.
- 00:37:45,725 --> 00:37:47,519 …meet you in-- Those are not pants.
- 00:37:48,895 --> 00:37:52,732 So if there's no dinner, how is it dinner?
- 00:37:52,815 --> 00:37:53,942 - Okay. - Like--
- 00:37:54,651 --> 00:37:56,319 You actually owe me this.
- 00:37:56,402 --> 00:37:57,946 - Do I? - Yep.
- 00:37:58,029 --> 00:38:01,324 You remember that time when we were kids and I was a way better sibling than you?
- 00:38:01,824 --> 00:38:03,868 Must have slipped my mind.
- 00:38:05,328 --> 00:38:07,747 Also, I know we're nearing the anniversary,
- 00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:09,707 so I just thought maybe you'd wanna be around people.
- 00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:12,126 Nope.
- 00:38:14,170 --> 00:38:16,464 This is nice. When did you get it?
- 00:38:16,548 --> 00:38:18,758 Something from work, and they apologized.
- 00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:20,802 They apologized. Thank God.
- 00:38:21,845 --> 00:38:23,763 Did they tack an explanation onto that apology?
- 00:38:23,847 --> 00:38:26,182 It's fine. Got a gift card.
- 00:38:26,766 --> 00:38:29,477 You got a gift card. Where's he going to?
- 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,646 I don't know. Pip's.
- 00:38:32,272 --> 00:38:35,149 Of course it's Pip's. Well, enjoy.
- 00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:37,026 I will, without you.
- 00:38:46,286 --> 00:38:47,745 There's our captive.
- 00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:50,248 - Hi, Rick. - Ricken. Come on, it's Ricken.
- 00:38:51,499 --> 00:38:53,418 - You, sir, look at peace. - You know.
- 00:38:54,127 --> 00:38:55,336 - Okay. - Hi, baby.
- 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,421 Hi.
- 00:38:57,172 --> 00:39:01,759 No, what a lot of people overlook, I think, is that life is not food.
- 00:39:01,843 --> 00:39:03,553 - Right. - You've got life,
- 00:39:03,636 --> 00:39:07,056 this complex quality of sentience and activity.
- 00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:09,934 And then you've got food, which is what?
- 00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:11,394 - Yes, what is it? - Fuel.
- 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:14,355 Calories. It's not the same thing.
- 00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,816 - Yes, that is spot on, Patton. - I definitely agree.
- 00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,568 Though, if I'm…
- 00:39:18,651 --> 00:39:23,865 Sorry, Mark and my dad used to have "whiskey is life" carved on a flask.
- 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,327 - True. - It was low-hanging fruit.
- 00:39:27,410 --> 00:39:29,787 He did. He was a misdiagnosed alcoholic.
- 00:39:29,871 --> 00:39:33,249 Now, Mark, Ricken told Rebeck and me that you're a former history professor.
- 00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:34,334 Yeah.
- 00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:36,794 So I'm curious for your take on all of this.
- 00:39:38,213 --> 00:39:40,215 The food v life of it.
- 00:39:42,342 --> 00:39:45,887 Well, I'm not sure. I taught mostly about World War I.
- 00:39:45,970 --> 00:39:48,097 Okay. Well, I got one for you.
- 00:39:48,181 --> 00:39:49,933 I was just reading this think piece
- 00:39:50,016 --> 00:39:53,770 about the comparative levels of violence and warfare throughout history.
- 00:39:54,395 --> 00:39:55,396 Nerd alert.
- 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,898 War porn, I know.
- 00:39:57,982 --> 00:40:03,446 But anyway, in it, he said that the people actually called it the Great War.
- 00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:06,699 Apparently, it would have been a faux pas to have called it World War I.
- 00:40:07,283 --> 00:40:08,618 Is that right?
- 00:40:12,413 --> 00:40:17,794 Well, you know, no one would've called it World War I
- 00:40:17,877 --> 00:40:21,214 'cause World War II hadn't happened yet.
- 00:40:22,465 --> 00:40:24,092 - Wow. - Of course.
- 00:40:24,175 --> 00:40:25,593 - That's absolutely right. - Duh.
- 00:40:26,302 --> 00:40:27,345 That's so true.
- 00:40:27,428 --> 00:40:28,972 This is why we bring this guy.
- 00:40:29,931 --> 00:40:33,518 Mark's late wife, Gemma, was an educator as well. Russian literature.
- 00:40:33,601 --> 00:40:35,520 - I love literature. - Right?
- 00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:38,690 But Mark is a Lumon man now.
- 00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:40,108 - Ricken. - Really?
- 00:40:40,191 --> 00:40:42,068 Yeah. About two years.
- 00:40:42,151 --> 00:40:44,112 - Do you design the medicines? - No.
- 00:40:44,195 --> 00:40:46,865 I thought Lumon was more on the tech side of things.
- 00:40:46,948 --> 00:40:48,741 - They began in the 1800s. - Really?
- 00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:50,618 Topical salves, right?
- 00:40:50,702 --> 00:40:51,786 What don't they make?
- 00:40:52,745 --> 00:40:55,456 Yeah, but I'm in the corporate archives division, so…
- 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,792 So you know all the dirty secrets.
- 00:40:58,334 --> 00:41:00,128 - No, not really. - No.
- 00:41:00,211 --> 00:41:04,340 Mark's work is sensitive enough as to require the severance procedure.
- 00:41:08,845 --> 00:41:09,846 Well.
- 00:41:11,764 --> 00:41:13,266 That's something, isn't it?
- 00:41:15,018 --> 00:41:18,313 Yeah. It's also, I think, something that's his choice to tell people or not.
- 00:41:18,396 --> 00:41:19,856 - Right, Ricken? - Oh, my God.
- 00:41:19,939 --> 00:41:21,816 - No. No. - Oh, God, Mark.
- 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,568 - Please forgive me. - No. It's okay. I don't care.
- 00:41:23,651 --> 00:41:26,696 - My apologies. - No, I think it's fascinating.
- 00:41:26,779 --> 00:41:28,448 I mean, I wish I could do it.
- 00:41:29,532 --> 00:41:32,911 I'd just always be thinking about, you know, the other one.
- 00:41:35,788 --> 00:41:38,750 Well, there is no other one.
- 00:41:39,626 --> 00:41:41,711 It's me. I do the job.
- 00:41:41,794 --> 00:41:45,924 I just don't grasp the visceral element. What does it feel like?
- 00:41:49,177 --> 00:41:52,555 Well, it's simple. One's memories are bifurcated,
- 00:41:52,639 --> 00:41:55,975 so when you're not at work, you have no recollection of what it is you do there.
- 00:41:56,059 --> 00:41:57,060 Did I get that right, Mark?
- 00:41:57,143 --> 00:41:59,938 - Well, it's-- - So you walk in at 9:00 a.m.,
- 00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:02,607 and then suddenly it's 5:00, and you're leaving?
- 00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:05,235 - Well, they stagger us a little, so-- - They stagger you?
- 00:42:05,318 --> 00:42:08,571 And then, conversely, when you're at work, you can't access outside memories.
- 00:42:08,655 --> 00:42:12,325 So, in effect, that version of you is trapped there.
- 00:42:12,408 --> 00:42:14,577 Well…
- 00:42:14,661 --> 00:42:17,205 - Well, I mean, not trapped, but-- - But what?
- 00:42:21,292 --> 00:42:25,255 No, no. I'm curious. What were you gonna say? But not trapped, but what?
- 00:42:28,132 --> 00:42:29,133 What were you saying?
- 00:42:33,263 --> 00:42:36,057 So I suppose we know where you fall on the congressional goings-on.
- 00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:37,433 Okay, I think we may be
- 00:42:37,517 --> 00:42:38,643 - missing the point here. - Yeah.
- 00:42:40,311 --> 00:42:42,981 The point is that Mark made a decision.
- 00:42:43,064 --> 00:42:44,816 And that decision was controversial,
- 00:42:46,192 --> 00:42:48,152 ethically and socially.
- 00:42:48,736 --> 00:42:51,489 Morally. Scientifically.
- 00:42:52,532 --> 00:42:55,952 But, Mark, I stand behind you
- 00:42:56,578 --> 00:42:57,787 without reservation.
- 00:42:57,871 --> 00:42:59,497 - So well said. - Thank you.
- 00:42:59,581 --> 00:43:02,000 - Absolutely. - I definitely stand behind Mark.
- 00:43:03,126 --> 00:43:04,127 Wow.
- 00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:08,089 Thank you. That's very sweet.
- 00:43:08,965 --> 00:43:11,384 Well, we're at the point where, traditionally,
- 00:43:11,467 --> 00:43:13,511 I would say something like, "Dig in."
- 00:43:14,888 --> 00:43:17,473 But I must say, I do think that the lack of food
- 00:43:17,557 --> 00:43:22,103 has allowed us to already do so on a much deeper level.
- 00:43:22,187 --> 00:43:24,022 - Oh, yeah. No, absolutely. - Right?
- 00:43:24,105 --> 00:43:26,983 I was saying, my friend in Lima hasn't had a food-based dinner event in--
- 00:43:28,610 --> 00:43:31,279 If I give you $3,000, will you forgive me?
- 00:43:32,572 --> 00:43:37,493 Well, because your child is innocent of tonight's atrocities,
- 00:43:37,577 --> 00:43:41,039 I'll wait until after it's born to murder you.
- 00:43:41,122 --> 00:43:44,542 Oh, my God. Here you go, buddy.
- 00:43:47,587 --> 00:43:48,588 Thank you.
- 00:43:53,510 --> 00:43:57,597 Hey, how's the good doctor therapy man with that weird little mustache?
- 00:44:02,519 --> 00:44:03,520 You're not going?
- 00:44:05,355 --> 00:44:07,815 Well, the work thing's helped.
- 00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:10,151 Yeah.
- 00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:14,531 I'm proud of you for taking that job. I really am.
- 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,034 And I think she would've been too. I know she would've been.
- 00:44:21,329 --> 00:44:24,874 I just feel like forgetting about her for eight hours a day
- 00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:27,794 isn't the same thing as healing.
- 00:44:35,844 --> 00:44:37,679 You wanna crash here, since you're already here?
- 00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,181 No.
- 00:44:41,349 --> 00:44:42,350 Why?
- 00:44:42,433 --> 00:44:44,269 Your house smells like pregnancy.
- 00:44:48,064 --> 00:44:50,275 Yeah, I'm just not grasping the visceral element of it.
- 00:44:52,110 --> 00:44:53,528 She is fun, wasn't she?
- 00:44:54,112 --> 00:44:56,906 - You're definitely staying here tonight. - No, I'm not.
- 00:44:56,990 --> 00:44:58,908 I'm making all the bedsheets myself,
- 00:44:58,992 --> 00:45:02,036 so I won't finish with the big one for some time.
- 00:45:02,787 --> 00:45:05,290 But the twin is comfortable,
- 00:45:05,373 --> 00:45:08,126 and the pajamas were made on a Baltic handloom,
- 00:45:08,209 --> 00:45:10,587 so you'll sleep well.
- 00:45:11,129 --> 00:45:15,258 Thanks. I still don't quite get the three beds.
- 00:45:15,341 --> 00:45:17,343 - Right. - Ricken's colleague told us
- 00:45:17,427 --> 00:45:21,264 that switching out the beds as the child grows can wound that child.
- 00:45:21,347 --> 00:45:22,724 Irreparably.
- 00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:27,020 But if you provide said child with all of its beds upon birth,
- 00:45:27,103 --> 00:45:30,148 you allow it to progress across the room at its own rate.
- 00:45:30,773 --> 00:45:32,358 Got it. Yeah.
- 00:45:37,488 --> 00:45:38,489 Yeah.
- 00:45:39,574 --> 00:45:41,576 I think people really enjoyed you tonight, Mark.
- 00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:44,829 Good.
- 00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:46,539 All right, baby.
- 00:45:47,665 --> 00:45:48,750 - You ready, baby? - Yeah.
- 00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:49,918 - Let's go. - Sweet dreams.
- 00:45:50,001 --> 00:45:51,002 Thanks.
- 00:45:52,545 --> 00:45:54,047 Good night, milord.
- 00:45:54,130 --> 00:45:55,548 Good night, milady.
- 00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:53,958 Hey.
- 00:47:54,459 --> 00:47:55,460 Hey.
- 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:56,961 How long you been up?
- 00:47:57,545 --> 00:47:58,671 A while.
- 00:48:01,925 --> 00:48:05,470 There was a businessman in the yard last night.
- 00:48:05,553 --> 00:48:07,222 - A businessman? - Yeah.
- 00:48:07,305 --> 00:48:09,224 Entry-level or management?
- 00:48:09,307 --> 00:48:10,308 I'm serious.
- 00:48:10,892 --> 00:48:12,602 There was seriously a man in my yard last night?
- 00:48:12,685 --> 00:48:13,937 Yeah.
- 00:48:14,521 --> 00:48:15,522 Holy shit.
- 00:48:16,648 --> 00:48:19,484 He, you know, looked at me weird, like he knew me.
- 00:48:20,026 --> 00:48:22,612 Did the prowler invading my home make you feel seen?
- 00:48:22,695 --> 00:48:23,947 So seen.
- 00:48:25,490 --> 00:48:28,284 Well, there's a bar down the hill. It's probably just a stumbler.
- 00:48:29,202 --> 00:48:31,913 Speaking of which, you still smell like a distillery.
- 00:48:32,872 --> 00:48:36,334 I'm sorry, I just had to drown out the memory
- 00:48:36,417 --> 00:48:39,629 of Mom and Dad switching out my beds when we were kids.
- 00:48:40,213 --> 00:48:42,006 You've been sitting on that one.
- 00:49:33,516 --> 00:49:34,517 Hello.
- 00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:41,024 Okay. So, recycling was last night, Mrs. Selvig.
- 00:49:41,107 --> 00:49:42,400 Tonight's garbage.
- 00:49:42,483 --> 00:49:46,154 And you keep putting your bin on my side. So--
- 00:49:48,156 --> 00:49:49,657 Yeah. Okay.
- 00:49:50,909 --> 00:49:54,204 You know, I actually can't talk right now. I'm out at dinner. But--
- 00:49:55,788 --> 00:49:57,290 No, by myself.
- 00:50:00,043 --> 00:50:02,504 Pip's Bar and Grille.
- 00:50:03,546 --> 00:50:04,631 Excuse me.
- 00:50:06,216 --> 00:50:08,426 Hang up. Quickly.
- 00:50:13,515 --> 00:50:16,726 I'm sorry, Mrs. Selvig. They've cooked the food, and it's here.
- 00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:21,940 Hi, kids. What's for dinner?
- 00:50:27,028 --> 00:50:29,822 I'm sorry. You don't get that reference.
- 00:50:32,242 --> 00:50:34,702 Are you following me?
- 00:50:35,703 --> 00:50:37,247 Your voice is different here.
- 00:50:38,206 --> 00:50:39,290 Worse.
- 00:50:41,376 --> 00:50:43,920 - Okay, who the fuck are you? - Petey.
- 00:50:44,003 --> 00:50:46,339 My name is Petey. I'm from work.
- 00:50:48,633 --> 00:50:52,512 Well, that's not plausible. Everyone in my department is--
- 00:50:52,595 --> 00:50:55,515 Severed. Severed. I was.
- 00:50:57,392 --> 00:50:59,561 Okay. Well, severance is pretty permanent.
- 00:50:59,644 --> 00:51:03,314 Yeah. Bypassing the implant wasn't easy. I had help.
- 00:51:16,452 --> 00:51:19,122 So, what, you were unhappy at work?
- 00:51:19,205 --> 00:51:21,791 - And instead of lodging a complaint, you-- - No.
- 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:25,587 I tried that first. So did you.
- 00:51:27,422 --> 00:51:30,508 Right. Okay. So…
- 00:51:31,968 --> 00:51:33,428 You've unsevered.
- 00:51:33,511 --> 00:51:38,308 And now you, what, think they're after you or something?
- 00:51:42,103 --> 00:51:43,104 Yeah.
- 00:51:46,441 --> 00:51:50,612 "They" being Graner, who's probably out here right now.
- 00:51:50,695 --> 00:51:55,325 Graner. Okay. Is that, like, a person you know or…
- 00:51:55,408 --> 00:51:58,703 We both know him. We don't like him.
- 00:52:00,288 --> 00:52:01,289 I see.
- 00:52:07,212 --> 00:52:11,508 Nothing down there is what they say.
- 00:52:13,051 --> 00:52:14,761 If something happens to me,
- 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:19,182 the things I know need to stay known.
- 00:52:21,684 --> 00:52:23,561 I'd prefer it be by a friend.
- 00:52:29,192 --> 00:52:31,694 So, we're friends?
- 00:52:33,196 --> 00:52:34,572 I'm your best friend.
- 00:52:36,241 --> 00:52:37,742 You're my very good friend.
- 00:53:13,111 --> 00:53:15,822 <i>Mark, sorry about the card.</i>
- 00:53:16,865 --> 00:53:19,200 <i>I had to grab something, and I know it's not appropriate.</i>
- 00:53:19,284 --> 00:53:22,495 <i>Though I'm sure you'd be a really fucking awesome niece.</i>
- 00:53:24,747 --> 00:53:28,293 <i>We used to wonder what kind of men we were on the outside,</i>
- 00:53:28,918 --> 00:53:31,629 <i>what choices we had made and why.</i>
- 00:53:38,386 --> 00:53:40,346 <i>I used to think it would take a monster</i>
- 00:53:40,430 --> 00:53:42,807 <i>to put someone in a place like that office.</i>
- 00:53:44,601 --> 00:53:47,145 <i>Especially if the person was himself.</i>
- 00:53:50,148 --> 00:53:53,943 <i>But we're not monsters, Mark. Not real ones.</i>
- 00:53:56,696 --> 00:54:00,742 <i>If you don't wanna know what's going on down there, I won't force it.</i>
- 00:54:03,328 --> 00:54:07,332 <i>But if you do, there's an address on the back of this card.</i>
- 00:54:09,334 --> 00:54:14,130 <i>Go alone, and you'll find the beginning of a very long answer.</i>
- 00:54:35,735 --> 00:54:38,071 Mark, is that you?
- 00:54:38,154 --> 00:54:39,447 Hi, Mrs. Selvig.
- 00:54:40,907 --> 00:54:45,203 Will you color me embarrassed for the mix-up with the bins?
- 00:54:45,286 --> 00:54:46,579 No, it's no problem.
- 00:54:47,789 --> 00:54:48,790 How was dinner?
- 00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:52,752 Fine. I'm just, you know, tired.
- 00:54:54,462 --> 00:54:57,006 You know, my mother was a Catholic.
- 00:54:57,090 --> 00:55:02,804 She used to say it takes the saints eight hours to bless a sleeping child.
- 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,057 I hope you aren't rushing the saints.
- 00:55:07,141 --> 00:55:10,562 Well, I'll give them ample time tonight.
- 00:55:12,146 --> 00:55:13,648 Good night, Mrs. Selvig.
- 00:55:13,731 --> 00:55:14,732 Mark.
- 00:55:17,902 --> 00:55:19,612 You're good people.
- 00:00:15,141 --> 00:00:16,309 <i>Кто вы?</i>
- 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:28,154 <i>Кто вы?</i>
- 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:51,719 Что?
- 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,271 <i>Простите, я забежал немного вперёд.</i>
- 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,315 <i>Любите полежать на столе?</i>
- 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,652 <i>А не хотите ли пройти небольшой опрос?</i>
- 00:01:08,945 --> 00:01:09,946 Кто это?
- 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:11,489 <i>Пять вопросов.</i>
- 00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:12,866 <i>Да, вы только проснулись,</i>
- 00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:16,327 <i>но в конце вы будете чувствовать себя как огурчик.</i>
- 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:18,830 Кто говорит?
- 00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:29,382 Господи…
- 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:41,519 Вы меня слышите? Откройте дверь!
- 00:01:48,443 --> 00:01:51,696 <i>Я бы с вами с радостью поболтал после опроса.</i>
- 00:01:52,322 --> 00:01:54,032 <i>Начнём с вопроса номер один?</i>
- 00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:56,910 Сдался мне ваш опрос.
- 00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:00,330 <i>Начнём с вопроса номер один?</i>
- 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,126 Выпустите меня.
- 00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:10,088 Слышите?
- 00:02:11,883 --> 00:02:13,176 Откройте дверь!
- 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:15,136 Твою мать…
- 00:02:16,471 --> 00:02:19,098 Вы слышите? Выпустите меня!
- 00:02:42,247 --> 00:02:43,248 Эй.
- 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:46,042 <i>Да?</i>
- 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:48,169 Пять вопросов?
- 00:02:49,629 --> 00:02:50,755 <i>Пять вопросов.</i>
- 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:53,341 И что мне за это?
- 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:57,303 <i>Зависит от ваших ответов.</i>
- 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:01,766 Ладно.
- 00:03:02,642 --> 00:03:04,018 <i>Супер. Тогда начнём.</i>
- 00:03:04,519 --> 00:03:07,021 <i>Скажите, пожалуйста, кто вы?</i>
- 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:09,524 Это первый вопрос?
- 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:11,401 <i>Достаточно имени.</i>
- 00:03:25,874 --> 00:03:26,875 Я не…
- 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:29,419 <i>Не переживайте.</i>
- 00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:32,547 <i>Если не можете ответить на вопрос, скажите: «неизвестно».</i>
- 00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:35,091 Что это?
- 00:03:35,175 --> 00:03:36,426 <i>Ясно. Неизвестно.</i>
- 00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:40,763 <i>Вопрос номер два: в каком штате или территории США вы были рождены?</i>
- 00:03:40,847 --> 00:03:43,016 - Стойте. - <i>Назовите штат или территорию.</i>
- 00:03:43,099 --> 00:03:44,642 - Я не знаю. - <i>Неизвестно.</i>
- 00:03:44,726 --> 00:03:49,439 <i>Вопрос номер три. Назовите штат или территорию США.</i>
- 00:03:49,522 --> 00:03:50,899 - Чёрт. Я… - <i>Первое, что пришло в голову.</i>
- 00:03:50,982 --> 00:03:53,860 - Я не знаю… Делавэр. Что происходит? - <i>Делавэр.</i>
- 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:58,072 <i>Вопрос номер четыре. Какой у мистера Эгана любимый завтрак?</i>
- 00:03:58,156 --> 00:03:59,866 Я не… Что всё это значит?
- 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:02,327 <i>Отлично. Неизвестно. Вопрос номер пять.</i>
- 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,996 <i>Прошу принять во внимание, что это последний вопрос.</i>
- 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,372 <i>Подумайте хорошенько</i>
- 00:04:06,456 --> 00:04:10,418 <i>и назовите, пожалуйста, цвет глаз вашей матери.</i>
- 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,688 Так, что… Что происходит?
- 00:04:30,772 --> 00:04:32,148 <i>Неизвестно.</i>
- 00:04:32,232 --> 00:04:38,112 <i>Получается: «неизвестно, неизвестно, Делавэр, неизвестно, неизвестно».</i>
- 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:40,907 Что случилось со мной?
- 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,003 Прекрасный результат.
- 00:05:00,969 --> 00:05:07,934 Разделение
- 00:05:47,932 --> 00:05:49,642 «ЛЮМОН» МАРК СКАУТ, ДОСТУП РЗДЛН
- 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:52,497 Пришёл мистер Скаут.
- 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:02,423 Спасибо.
- 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,136 Прошу.
- 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:42,046 ДОСТУП РЗДЛН
- 00:08:32,931 --> 00:08:33,931 Мистер Скаут.
- 00:08:34,015 --> 00:08:35,016 Привет, Джадд.
- 00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:48,530 - До встречи вечером. - Ага, скоро увидимся.
- 00:11:14,843 --> 00:11:16,928 МАРК С. АЛЛЕНТАУН
- 00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:18,888 - Ты чё тут устроил? - Ну прости.
- 00:11:18,972 --> 00:11:20,139 Заболел?
- 00:11:20,223 --> 00:11:22,392 Может быть. Пити вчера носом шмыгал.
- 00:11:22,976 --> 00:11:24,853 Дыхнёшь на меня — гортань вырву.
- 00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:27,355 Ничего себе. Что это за агрессия?
- 00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,649 Мне кажется, вырывать мне гортань —
- 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,360 не самый разумный поступок, если не хочешь заболеть.
- 00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:34,070 Мне эндорфины помогут.
- 00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:38,783 Не говори, что Пити не придёт сегодня, я заканчиваю
- 00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:41,703 работу над файлом Тамуотер. Он должен принять его.
- 00:11:41,786 --> 00:11:43,371 Кажется, он не придёт сегодня.
- 00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:44,455 ДРЕЙНСВИЛЛ
- 00:11:44,539 --> 00:11:48,042 Если сегодня не принять, то он до вторника так и будет висеть.
- 00:11:48,126 --> 00:11:50,753 - Типичная Люмонская херня. - Аккуратней давай.
- 00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:53,131 Детишки. Что на ужин?
- 00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:55,049 Твою ж мать, Ирв. Мы же говорили.
- 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,718 Про приветствие? Вы же не всерьёз.
- 00:11:56,801 --> 00:12:00,763 Нет, всерьёз. Оно бесит нас. Сколько причин мы нашли?
- 00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:03,725 - Восемь. - Восемь причин.
- 00:12:03,808 --> 00:12:06,269 И самое главное — снисходительный тон.
- 00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:09,856 Типа это тебе дети ужин приготовили в этом сценарии, или…
- 00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:11,941 Да. Какой-то ты паршивый отец…
- 00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:15,528 - Где Пити? - Заболел, наверное.
- 00:12:15,612 --> 00:12:18,448 О нет. А Дилан добить Тамуотер хотел.
- 00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:20,074 И если он не примет у меня файл,
- 00:12:20,158 --> 00:12:22,160 то не получу звание обработчика квартала.
- 00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:23,953 Не видать мне вафельного праздника.
- 00:12:24,037 --> 00:12:27,081 Бубнишь и бубнишь. Нынче бонусы нереальные.
- 00:12:27,165 --> 00:12:29,083 Раньше обработал файл — пожмут руку
- 00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:30,960 и дадут пачку сливок для кофе.
- 00:12:31,044 --> 00:12:33,379 Всё ещё не верю про сливки для кофе.
- 00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:36,299 Я не шучу. И тогда это было счастье для нас.
- 00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:38,051 Полная жесть.
- 00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:39,761 Да уж, полная.
- 00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:44,390 Как можно было пахать каждый день и не получить заветные вафельки.
- 00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:46,768 Ирв сегодня не в духе.
- 00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:50,271 Доброе утро, обработка макроданных.
- 00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:51,564 Здравствуйте, мистер Милчик.
- 00:12:52,649 --> 00:12:54,317 Марк, можно тебя?
- 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:10,416 ОБРАБОТКА МАКРОДАННЫХ
- 00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:27,559 В прошлый раз мисс Кобэл была в старом офисе.
- 00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:29,102 Сейчас у неё новый офис.
- 00:13:29,686 --> 00:13:31,354 Это совсем другой офис.
- 00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:33,356 Вы это к чему?
- 00:13:33,898 --> 00:13:34,899 Она не признается,
- 00:13:34,983 --> 00:13:37,819 но комплимент об офисе её обрадует.
- 00:13:43,783 --> 00:13:47,245 АДМИНИСТРАЦИЯ
- 00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:51,249 Марк? Заходи и закрой дверь.
- 00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:53,293 Классный офис.
- 00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,044 Отвратительный.
- 00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:57,922 Да, прошлый был лучше.
- 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:07,849 Выглядишь ужасно. Будто с похмелья.
- 00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:10,268 Присаживайся.
- 00:14:16,024 --> 00:14:18,026 Совет директоров присоединится к нам.
- 00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:23,364 Передо мной сидит Марк С.
- 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,876 Ой, здравствуйте…
- 00:14:39,422 --> 00:14:42,217 Это по поводу того, что я сегодня за главного?
- 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:45,470 Так. Что ж…
- 00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:48,681 В прошлые разы я Пити легко заменял, так что…
- 00:14:48,765 --> 00:14:51,935 Пити с нами больше не работает.
- 00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:54,062 Что?
- 00:14:55,480 --> 00:15:00,902 Я сказала: «Пити с нами больше не работает».
- 00:15:00,985 --> 00:15:05,281 Прости, Марк. Знаю, вы с ним были очень близки.
- 00:15:07,534 --> 00:15:11,079 Разве не должно быть объявление? Из-за чего?
- 00:15:11,162 --> 00:15:12,288 Мы бы рассказали,
- 00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:15,333 но условия контракта запрещают раскрывать
- 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:18,169 личные данные Пити даже тебе.
- 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:26,135 Марк, будь добр, положи карточку на мой стол.
- 00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:35,144 Марк С. Я возлагаю на тебя ответственность нести волю Кира
- 00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:38,898 на позиции начальника отдела обработки макроданных.
- 00:15:38,982 --> 00:15:40,233 Поздравляю.
- 00:15:50,285 --> 00:15:53,121 Рукопожатие доступно по запросу.
- 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,087 Благодарю. Я запрашиваю рукопожатие.
- 00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:12,056 Ты ещё не прошёл тренинг, я знаю, но Ирвинг будет рядом.
- 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:16,603 Иди по сценарию и действуй по ситуации. Всё будет хорошо.
- 00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:17,687 Не переживай.
- 00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,648 - Если надо ознакомиться… - Спасибо, не надо.
- 00:16:24,527 --> 00:16:27,655 Ой, и совету директоров спасибо.
- 00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:34,495 Всё, что хотели сегодня в совете это — послушать.
- 00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:47,258 В прошлый раз, когда у нас была женщина…
- 00:16:47,342 --> 00:16:48,885 Кэрол. Чьё место занял Дилан.
- 00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:53,014 Не переживай.
- 00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:55,725 Я знаю. Всё знаю.
- 00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,685 Я знаю, вы с Пити хорошо дружили.
- 00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:01,105 Только он, если честно, понимал твой юмор.
- 00:17:01,189 --> 00:17:05,109 Не переживай. Значит, я должен начать сразу с опроса?
- 00:17:05,193 --> 00:17:06,402 Это будет нормально?
- 00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:07,529 Стандартная процедура.
- 00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:10,948 Начинай с первого вопроса и продолжай по сценарию.
- 00:17:11,032 --> 00:17:13,033 А просто поговорить?
- 00:17:13,117 --> 00:17:16,663 Она должна получить информацию в правильном порядке.
- 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,164 Как и ты в своё время.
- 00:17:18,248 --> 00:17:19,249 В «ЛЮМОНЕ» ПЕРЕРАБАТЫВАЮТ!
- 00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:23,962 «Если объект злится и требует выпустить его, переходите на страницу 19».
- 00:17:25,129 --> 00:17:27,966 Она должна три раза попросить тебя об этом.
- 00:17:28,049 --> 00:17:29,926 Да. Точно.
- 00:17:30,426 --> 00:17:32,303 ТРИ РАЗА
- 00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:36,641 Картинка есть.
- 00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:39,060 Миленькая.
- 00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:41,813 Ну что ж, всё готово.
- 00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:47,944 Обожаю, когда вы вот так вместе работаете.
- 00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:51,155 Можете начинать.
- 00:17:54,993 --> 00:17:56,369 - Ну что ж… - Так…
- 00:17:56,452 --> 00:17:57,537 B-004 ВОПРОС: КТО ЭТО?
- 00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,581 ВОПРОС Q-001: КТО ВЫ? СТАНДАРТНЫЙ ОТВЕТ: НЕИЗВЕСТНО
- 00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:04,043 Начинай.
- 00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:08,006 Кто вы?
- 00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:18,600 Ещё.
- 00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:22,020 Кто вы?
- 00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:28,943 - Марк. - Что?
- 00:18:29,027 --> 00:18:30,528 Ты пропустил вступление.
- 00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:32,155 <i>Что?</i>
- 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:33,698 Чёрт!
- 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,829 Простите, я забежал немного вперёд.
- 00:18:41,789 --> 00:18:42,624 ЛЮБИТЕ ПОЛЕЖАТЬ НА СТОЛЕ?
- 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,918 - Да… - Ладно, так…
- 00:18:46,252 --> 00:18:47,795 Любите полежать на столе?
- 00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:50,548 А не хотите ли пройти небольшой опрос?
- 00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:53,676 <i>Кто это?</i>
- 00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:55,929 Пять вопросов.
- 00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:57,222 Да, вы только проснулись,
- 00:18:57,305 --> 00:19:00,350 но в конце вы будете чувствовать себя как огурчик.
- 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,353 <i>Кто говорит?</i>
- 00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:05,396 «Кто говорит»?»
- 00:19:10,151 --> 00:19:11,319 КАКОЙ У МИСТЕРА ЭГАНА ЛЮБИМЫЙ ЗАВТРАК?
- 00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:19,661 <i>Вы меня слышите? Откройте дверь!</i>
- 00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,037 Марк?
- 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,915 Я бы с вами с радостью поболтал после опроса.
- 00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,208 Начнём с вопроса номер один?
- 00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,252 <i>Сдался мне ваш опрос.</i>
- 00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,924 Начнём с вопроса номер один?
- 00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:35,051 <i>Выпустите меня. Слышите?</i>
- 00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:41,266 - <i>Откройте дверь!</i> - Такого быть не должно.
- 00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:42,851 <i>Слышите?</i>
- 00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:44,227 Она сломает дверь.
- 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,895 - <i>Выпустите меня!</i> - Не сломает.
- 00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:48,481 Вы смотрите?
- 00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:50,984 Смотрю.
- 00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:53,444 Мне вмешаться?
- 00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:56,447 Не надо.
- 00:20:03,872 --> 00:20:05,540 Прекрасный результат.
- 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,628 Должен сказать, я понимаю, откуда у вас такая реакция.
- 00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:14,257 - Что? - Должно было быть вступление,
- 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,885 которое надо зачитывать до опроса,
- 00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:19,512 подводка к вопросам и…
- 00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:23,224 Но я пропустил эту часть и перешёл сразу к вопросам.
- 00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:24,350 Я из пробирки?
- 00:20:25,351 --> 00:20:26,352 Простите?
- 00:20:27,604 --> 00:20:31,524 Вы вырастили меня на убой, поэтому я ничего не знаю?
- 00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:39,199 Думаете, мы вырастили человека, дали сознание…
- 00:20:39,282 --> 00:20:40,867 - Я не знаю. - Сделали маникюр и…
- 00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,202 Я ничего не знаю.
- 00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:44,495 Нет, мы вас не выращивали. Господи.
- 00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,581 Как меня зовут?
- 00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,125 Хелли.
- 00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:52,253 Вас зовут Хелли. Хелли Р.
- 00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:54,672 Прошу.
- 00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:11,189 Спасибо, что ответили на вопросы.
- 00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:15,276 Я понимаю, что они могли вызвать негативные эмоции,
- 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:19,697 но я хочу вас поздравить с новой работой.
- 00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:28,957 Мы наняли вас на позицию
- 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,085 на этаже разделения в «Люмон Индастриз».
- 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,837 Какой этаж?
- 00:21:45,932 --> 00:21:49,561 Я понимаю, что вам интересно, что это за «разделение» такое.
- 00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,855 Для начала давайте
- 00:21:51,938 --> 00:21:56,609 поговорим о важной теме баланса работы и личной жизни.
- 00:21:57,569 --> 00:21:59,654 Попрошу вас представить, что вы на качелях.
- 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,533 Твою ж мать!
- 00:22:03,616 --> 00:22:05,702 Она закрыта снаружи!
- 00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:07,161 - Выпустите! - Господи!
- 00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:13,209 Давайте немного успокоимся? Пожалуйста.
- 00:22:25,305 --> 00:22:26,306 Сядьте.
- 00:22:48,411 --> 00:22:50,205 Так, меня зовут Марк.
- 00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:54,792 И… я…
- 00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:57,378 Я тоже пару лет назад очнулся на этом столе.
- 00:22:58,004 --> 00:22:59,047 Как и ты.
- 00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:04,886 И чей-то голос спросил меня, кто я, целых девятнадцать раз.
- 00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:10,225 Когда я понял, что я этого не знаю,
- 00:23:10,308 --> 00:23:15,730 то сказал голосу, что я найду и убью его.
- 00:23:17,649 --> 00:23:20,568 Не знаю, почему я так сказал. Наверное, страшно было.
- 00:23:21,819 --> 00:23:23,154 Ты убил его?
- 00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:25,865 Нет.
- 00:23:26,574 --> 00:23:31,120 Нет, его звали Пити. И он стал моим лучшим другом.
- 00:23:33,206 --> 00:23:36,751 Слушай, тут, в общем-то, не так уж и плохо, Хелли.
- 00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:39,295 Не так уж и плохо?
- 00:23:48,346 --> 00:23:54,811 Ну, знаешь… Жизнь — она как качели, нужно…
- 00:23:57,564 --> 00:23:59,315 Выпусти меня отсюда!
- 00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:11,828 - <i>Попроси ещё раз.</i> - <i>Что?</i>
- 00:24:11,911 --> 00:24:15,832 Ты уже попросила дважды. Попроси ещё раз.
- 00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,877 - Марк. - Что?
- 00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:22,255 Я бы хотела уйти отсюда сейчас же.
- 00:24:24,674 --> 00:24:27,677 Я понимаю, что вы не желаете сотрудничать с нами.
- 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,347 Мне ужасно жаль, но я бы не хотел держать вас здесь силой.
- 00:24:31,431 --> 00:24:34,392 Прошу, следуйте за мной.
- 00:24:40,857 --> 00:24:41,858 Ирв.
- 00:25:04,631 --> 00:25:08,426 Места тут, конечно, полно, но это ненадолго.
- 00:25:08,510 --> 00:25:10,220 Они планируют расширяться.
- 00:25:11,054 --> 00:25:12,639 Поэтому меня наняли?
- 00:25:13,473 --> 00:25:15,433 Нет, тебя взяли на замену.
- 00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:17,519 На чью замену?
- 00:25:19,395 --> 00:25:21,105 А ты не в восторге, да?
- 00:25:28,321 --> 00:25:30,698 Мы подошли. Тебе туда.
- 00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:39,165 А ты не пойдёшь?
- 00:25:39,249 --> 00:25:40,667 А мне нельзя.
- 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,252 Да ладно?
- 00:25:42,335 --> 00:25:43,753 Как только ты уйдёшь, ты…
- 00:25:45,505 --> 00:25:46,840 Мне нельзя смотреть.
- 00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:55,390 Ну конечно.
- 00:26:04,774 --> 00:26:07,861 РАЗДЕЛЕННЫМ ПРОХОД ЗАПРЕЩЕН
- 00:26:28,548 --> 00:26:30,592 Какого… чёрта?
- 00:27:22,894 --> 00:27:24,479 - Я мертва? - Нет.
- 00:27:25,104 --> 00:27:27,482 - Я в каком-то аду? - Нет.
- 00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:30,360 Почему я не могу уйти?
- 00:27:30,443 --> 00:27:33,238 Можешь. И ты уходила. Через эту дверь уж точно.
- 00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:35,698 Уходила, но вернулась.
- 00:27:36,783 --> 00:27:38,368 - Это не так. - Всё так.
- 00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:40,328 Пошли.
- 00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:46,668 <i>В первый же день напала на коллегу.</i>
- 00:27:47,836 --> 00:27:50,129 С тобой будет весело.
- 00:27:50,839 --> 00:27:52,674 Я тебя понимаю.
- 00:27:52,757 --> 00:27:57,762 Я бы хотела наподдать Марку сама, но я его начальник.
- 00:27:57,846 --> 00:27:59,889 А он твой начальник отдела.
- 00:28:00,682 --> 00:28:03,268 Нам обеим нужно набраться терпения.
- 00:28:04,102 --> 00:28:08,106 К счастью, осталась последняя часть твоего ознакомления.
- 00:28:08,189 --> 00:28:11,317 Её Марк запороть не сможет.
- 00:28:12,110 --> 00:28:13,361 Почему это?
- 00:28:13,945 --> 00:28:15,864 Потому что это видео.
- 00:28:23,371 --> 00:28:25,540 Приветствую в «Люмен», Хелли.
- 00:28:28,293 --> 00:28:30,003 ХЕЛЛИ Р.
- 00:28:51,441 --> 00:28:52,734 Присаживайся.
- 00:29:11,711 --> 00:29:13,087 Вы недовольны?
- 00:29:14,255 --> 00:29:18,635 Ты о некомпетентности или неподчинении?
- 00:29:19,844 --> 00:29:21,679 - Ну… - Да!
- 00:29:23,473 --> 00:29:25,850 Моя мама была атеисткой.
- 00:29:26,809 --> 00:29:30,188 Она постоянно повторяла, что не стоит бояться ада.
- 00:29:30,772 --> 00:29:32,190 Потому что ад —
- 00:29:32,857 --> 00:29:37,695 это плод больного человеческого воображения.
- 00:29:37,779 --> 00:29:38,780 Проблема в том,
- 00:29:40,365 --> 00:29:44,285 что человек способен воплотить это всё в реальность.
- 00:29:48,623 --> 00:29:50,166 Я не понимаю вас.
- 00:29:52,043 --> 00:29:55,630 Работа в отделе может быть как адом, так и раем.
- 00:29:56,381 --> 00:29:58,299 От чего это зависит?
- 00:30:05,181 --> 00:30:06,182 От людей.
- 00:30:17,694 --> 00:30:18,987 Присаживайся.
- 00:30:24,951 --> 00:30:26,995 «ЛЮМОН» ХЕЛЛИ Р. ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ
- 00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:35,545 <i>Так, хорошо. Присаживайся.</i>
- 00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:46,431 <i>Меня зовут Хелли Р.</i>
- 00:30:48,766 --> 00:30:49,934 <i>Приблизительно</i>
- 00:30:50,018 --> 00:30:54,189 <i>через два часа это видео должны показать мне.</i>
- 00:30:56,149 --> 00:30:59,485 <i>И я по своему собственному желанию согласилась пройти процедуру</i>
- 00:30:59,569 --> 00:31:01,487 <i>известную как «разделение».</i>
- 00:31:03,323 --> 00:31:08,411 <i>Согласна, чтобы перцептивная хронология была разделена хирургическим путём.</i>
- 00:31:08,494 --> 00:31:12,665 <i>Воспоминания о работе будут отделены от моей личной жизни.</i>
- 00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:14,959 <i>Я признаю, что отныне</i>
- 00:31:15,043 --> 00:31:19,130 <i>доступ к моим воспоминаниям будет определяться территориально.</i>
- 00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:22,967 <i>Мне будут недоступны личные воспоминания,</i>
- 00:31:23,051 --> 00:31:25,970 <i>пока я нахожусь на подземном «разделённом» этаже,</i>
- 00:31:26,054 --> 00:31:28,515 <i>а за пределами работы — наоборот.</i>
- 00:31:30,934 --> 00:31:34,187 <i>Я осознаю, что данная операция</i>
- 00:31:34,270 --> 00:31:37,190 <i>окончательна и необратима.</i>
- 00:31:38,775 --> 00:31:40,443 <i>Это заявление добровольно.</i>
- 00:31:45,782 --> 00:31:48,701 <i>Ну… вот и всё.</i>
- 00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:56,834 Всё.
- 00:31:57,919 --> 00:31:58,920 Можешь идти.
- 00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:19,274 Мне отсюда не уйти?
- 00:32:21,526 --> 00:32:22,819 Ты уйдёшь в 17:00.
- 00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:26,489 Ну, выпускают нас по одному… в 17:15.
- 00:32:27,699 --> 00:32:30,869 Но для этой версии тебя всё будет иначе.
- 00:32:32,579 --> 00:32:33,913 У меня есть семья?
- 00:32:34,956 --> 00:32:36,291 Ты не узнаешь.
- 00:32:37,876 --> 00:32:39,586 Выбора нет.
- 00:32:40,753 --> 00:32:46,009 Ну, если ты снова окажешься здесь, значит, ты выбрала вернуться.
- 00:33:14,078 --> 00:33:15,079 Привет.
- 00:33:53,201 --> 00:33:54,327 Пока.
- 00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:55,411 Пока.
- 00:34:36,035 --> 00:34:37,036 МИСТЕРУ СКАУТУ
- 00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:47,045 «Дорогой Марк, вы сегодня поскользнулись на слайде
- 00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:49,507 для кодоскопа, пока несли коробки с документами,
- 00:34:49,591 --> 00:34:53,178 и получили лёгкую травму виска».
- 00:35:00,143 --> 00:35:01,519 КАРТА ВИП «У ПИПА»
- 00:35:01,603 --> 00:35:02,979 ВЛАДЕЛЕЦ КАРТЫ ПОЛУЧАЕТ ОДНОРАЗОВЫЙ ДОСТУП
- 00:35:03,062 --> 00:35:04,147 В ВИП-ЗАЛ РЕСТОРАНА «У ПИПА»
- 00:35:04,230 --> 00:35:05,481 Я ВИП У ПИПА
- 00:35:21,289 --> 00:35:22,498 Эй!
- 00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:24,751 Простите!
- 00:35:26,127 --> 00:35:27,962 Смотри на дорогу, тут гололёд!
- 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,841 Простите.
- 00:35:57,867 --> 00:36:00,870 БЭРД-КРИК ЖИЛОЙ КВАРТАЛ
- 00:36:31,568 --> 00:36:35,572 <i>Взрослые самцы мошек в среднем живут от трёх до семи дней…</i>
- 00:36:53,506 --> 00:36:57,927 <i>Нет, я понимаю, миссис Селвиг. Просто вы его снова у меня поставили.</i>
- 00:36:58,761 --> 00:37:02,515 Да. За мусором приедут завтра. Сегодня за переработкой.
- 00:37:03,516 --> 00:37:06,644 Да, странно, но вот так они работают.
- 00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:09,063 А с вашим мусором нет места для…
- 00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:27,999 - Привет. - Привет.
- 00:37:32,212 --> 00:37:33,213 Ты забыл?
- 00:37:38,176 --> 00:37:39,761 Вот блин. Да.
- 00:37:39,844 --> 00:37:40,845 Не страшно.
- 00:37:41,846 --> 00:37:42,847 - Прости. - Ничего.
- 00:37:42,931 --> 00:37:45,642 - Может, штаны наденешь… - Я в штанах.
- 00:37:45,725 --> 00:37:47,519 …а я подожду… Это не штаны.
- 00:37:48,895 --> 00:37:52,732 Если не будет еды, то какой это ужин?
- 00:37:52,815 --> 00:37:53,942 - Так. - Это…
- 00:37:54,651 --> 00:37:56,319 Ты задолжал мне.
- 00:37:56,402 --> 00:37:57,946 - Да ладно. - Да.
- 00:37:58,029 --> 00:38:01,324 Забыл, что в детстве, я всегда заступалась за тебя перед родителями?
- 00:38:01,407 --> 00:38:03,868 Из головы как-то вылетело.
- 00:38:05,328 --> 00:38:07,747 Скоро годовщина, вот я и подумала,
- 00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:09,707 что тебе захочется побыть с кем-то.
- 00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:12,126 Не-а.
- 00:38:14,170 --> 00:38:16,464 Какая прелесть. Откуда?
- 00:38:16,548 --> 00:38:18,758 С работы. Они извинились.
- 00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:20,802 Ну раз извинились, то ладно.
- 00:38:21,845 --> 00:38:23,763 Они объяснили, откуда у тебя это?
- 00:38:23,847 --> 00:38:26,182 Не переживай. Дали сертификат.
- 00:38:26,766 --> 00:38:29,477 Целый сертификат! И куда именно?
- 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,646 Не знаю, «У Пипа».
- 00:38:32,272 --> 00:38:35,149 Конечно «У Пипа». Удачно тебе там отдохнуть.
- 00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:37,026 Отдохну. Без тебя.
- 00:38:46,286 --> 00:38:47,745 Вот и наш пленник.
- 00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:50,248 - Привет, Рик. - Меня зовут Рикен. Ну ты чего?
- 00:38:51,499 --> 00:38:53,418 - Кажется, ты в порядке. - Ага.
- 00:38:54,127 --> 00:38:55,336 - Так. - Привет, дорогой.
- 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,421 Привет.
- 00:38:57,172 --> 00:39:01,759 Многие не могут понять, что еда в жизни — не главное.
- 00:39:01,843 --> 00:39:03,553 - Да. - Ведь жизнь —
- 00:39:03,636 --> 00:39:07,056 невероятно сложный синтез сознания и действия.
- 00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:09,934 А еда, ужин… Что это?
- 00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:11,394 - Да, что это? - Топливо!
- 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:14,355 Калории. Это не главное в жизни.
- 00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,816 - Отлично сказано, Паттон. - Я согласна.
- 00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,568 Но, знаете…
- 00:39:18,651 --> 00:39:23,865 У папы была фляга с надписью «Виски — это самое главное».
- 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,327 - Было дело. - Шутка так и просилась.
- 00:39:27,410 --> 00:39:29,787 По сути он был алкоголиком.
- 00:39:29,871 --> 00:39:33,249 Марк, Рикен сказал Ребек и мне, что ты был профессором истории.
- 00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:34,334 Да…
- 00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:36,794 Что ты скажешь по этому поводу?
- 00:39:38,213 --> 00:39:40,215 Еда в нашей жизни.
- 00:39:42,342 --> 00:39:45,887 Даже не знаю. Я занимался Первой мировой.
- 00:39:45,970 --> 00:39:48,097 Интересно. А что ты скажешь на это?
- 00:39:48,181 --> 00:39:49,933 Я тут недавно читал статью,
- 00:39:50,016 --> 00:39:53,770 в которой сравнивался уровень насилия в вооруженных конфликтах.
- 00:39:54,395 --> 00:39:55,396 Началось…
- 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,898 Слишком скучно, я знаю.
- 00:39:57,982 --> 00:40:03,446 Автор утверждает, что современники называли её Великой войной.
- 00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:06,699 Получается, это неверно — называть её Первой мировой.
- 00:40:07,283 --> 00:40:08,618 Ничего себе.
- 00:40:12,413 --> 00:40:17,794 Ну… знаешь, никто бы не назвал её Первой мировой,
- 00:40:17,877 --> 00:40:21,214 потому что Второй мировой ещё не было.
- 00:40:22,465 --> 00:40:24,092 - Ого! - Ну конечно!
- 00:40:24,175 --> 00:40:25,593 - Ты абсолютно прав. - Да!
- 00:40:26,302 --> 00:40:27,345 Как интересно!
- 00:40:27,428 --> 00:40:28,972 Поэтому я его и позвала.
- 00:40:29,931 --> 00:40:33,518 Покойная жена Марка, Джемма, тоже профессором была. Русская литература.
- 00:40:33,601 --> 00:40:35,520 - Я обожаю читать. - Вот так-то.
- 00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:38,690 Но теперь Марк в «Люмоне» работает.
- 00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:40,108 - Рикен. - Правда?
- 00:40:40,191 --> 00:40:42,068 Да, уже два года как.
- 00:40:42,151 --> 00:40:44,112 - Ты разрабатываешь лекарства? - Нет…
- 00:40:44,195 --> 00:40:46,865 Я думал, в «Люмоне» технику разрабатывают.
- 00:40:46,948 --> 00:40:48,741 - Они с XIX века на рынке. - Да ладно.
- 00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:50,618 Целебные мази, да?
- 00:40:50,702 --> 00:40:51,786 Что они только не делают…
- 00:40:52,745 --> 00:40:55,456 Да, только я в корпоративном архивном отделе, так что…
- 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,792 О, ты знаешь все грязные секреты.
- 00:40:58,334 --> 00:41:00,128 - Нет, не совсем. - Нет.
- 00:41:00,211 --> 00:41:04,340 Там всё серьезно, раз одним из требований была процедура разделения.
- 00:41:08,845 --> 00:41:09,846 Ого.
- 00:41:11,764 --> 00:41:13,266 Ничего себе.
- 00:41:15,018 --> 00:41:18,313 Да, и о таком человек сам должен решать, рассказывать или нет.
- 00:41:18,396 --> 00:41:19,856 - Правда, Рикен? - Боже мой.
- 00:41:19,939 --> 00:41:21,816 - Нет. Нет. - Господи, Марк.
- 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,568 - Прости. - Ничего страшного.
- 00:41:23,651 --> 00:41:26,696 - Я прошу прощения… - Вы что, это прекрасно.
- 00:41:26,779 --> 00:41:28,448 Я бы сама хотела,
- 00:41:29,532 --> 00:41:32,911 но, боюсь, что постоянно буду думать о другой стороне.
- 00:41:35,788 --> 00:41:38,750 Ну, сторона только одна.
- 00:41:39,626 --> 00:41:41,711 Это я. Я работаю, и…
- 00:41:41,794 --> 00:41:45,924 А на глубинном уровне? Каково это?
- 00:41:49,177 --> 00:41:52,555 Ну, всё просто. Его память разделена на две части.
- 00:41:52,639 --> 00:41:55,975 Когда он не на работе, он просто не помнит, что он там делал.
- 00:41:56,059 --> 00:41:57,060 Всё верно, Марк?
- 00:41:57,143 --> 00:41:59,938 - Ну, я… - Ты приходишь к 09:00 утра,
- 00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:02,607 а потом внезапно уже 17:00, и ты уходишь?
- 00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:05,235 - Выпускают нас по одному… - Вас так контролируют?
- 00:42:05,318 --> 00:42:08,571 А когда он на работе, у него нет доступа к другим воспоминаниям.
- 00:42:08,655 --> 00:42:12,325 Получается, другая версия тебя находится в ловушке.
- 00:42:12,408 --> 00:42:14,577 Что ж…
- 00:42:14,661 --> 00:42:17,205 - Ну, не в ловушке, но… - Но что?
- 00:42:21,292 --> 00:42:25,255 Продолжай, мне интересно. Что ты хотел сказать? Не в ловушке, но?
- 00:42:28,132 --> 00:42:29,133 Что ты хотел сказать?
- 00:42:33,263 --> 00:42:36,057 Зато мы узнали твою позицию по поводу нового закона.
- 00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:37,433 Мы сконцентрировались
- 00:42:37,517 --> 00:42:38,643 - не на том. - Да.
- 00:42:40,311 --> 00:42:42,981 Марк принял решение.
- 00:42:43,064 --> 00:42:44,816 Решение оказалось спорным.
- 00:42:46,192 --> 00:42:48,152 Этически. Общественно.
- 00:42:48,736 --> 00:42:51,489 С моральной точки зрения, с научной.
- 00:42:52,532 --> 00:42:55,952 Но, Марк, я поддерживаю тебя.
- 00:42:56,578 --> 00:42:57,787 Безоговорочно.
- 00:42:57,871 --> 00:42:59,497 - Прекрасные слова. - Спасибо.
- 00:42:59,581 --> 00:43:02,000 - Согласен. - Я тоже поддерживаю Марка.
- 00:43:03,126 --> 00:43:04,127 Вау.
- 00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:08,089 Спасибо, это очень мило.
- 00:43:08,965 --> 00:43:11,384 Что ж, обычно в этот момент я говорю
- 00:43:11,467 --> 00:43:13,511 что-нибудь типа «налетай».
- 00:43:14,888 --> 00:43:17,473 Хочу сказать, что без еды мы смогли насладиться
- 00:43:17,557 --> 00:43:22,103 плодами наших разговоров на более глубоком уровне.
- 00:43:22,187 --> 00:43:24,022 - О да, это точно. - Правда же?
- 00:43:24,105 --> 00:43:26,983 Знаете, у моего друга из Лимы не было ужина с едой уже…
- 00:43:28,610 --> 00:43:31,279 Ты простишь меня, если я дам тебе 3000 долларов?
- 00:43:32,572 --> 00:43:37,493 Ну, твой ребёнок не виновен, так что я прирежу тебя,
- 00:43:37,577 --> 00:43:41,039 но уже после его рождения.
- 00:43:41,122 --> 00:43:44,542 О господи. Держи.
- 00:43:47,587 --> 00:43:48,588 Класс.
- 00:43:53,510 --> 00:43:57,597 Как там поживает психотерапевт со смешными усами?
- 00:44:02,519 --> 00:44:03,520 Не ходишь?
- 00:44:05,355 --> 00:44:07,815 Ну, работа помогла.
- 00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:10,151 Ага.
- 00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:14,531 Ты молодец, что согласился на работу. Правда.
- 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,034 Она бы гордилась тобой, это точно.
- 00:44:21,329 --> 00:44:24,874 Но забывать о ней на восемь часов в день
- 00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:27,794 вряд ли поможет.
- 00:44:35,844 --> 00:44:37,679 Давай переночуешь у нас?
- 00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,181 Нет.
- 00:44:41,349 --> 00:44:42,350 Почему?
- 00:44:42,433 --> 00:44:44,269 Твой дом пахнет беременностью.
- 00:44:48,064 --> 00:44:50,275 И ты это почувствовал на глубинном уровне?
- 00:44:52,110 --> 00:44:53,528 Да, интересный персонаж.
- 00:44:54,112 --> 00:44:56,906 - Ты точно ночуешь сегодня у нас. - Ничего подобного.
- 00:44:56,990 --> 00:44:58,908 Я сам шью покрывала и простыни,
- 00:44:58,992 --> 00:45:02,036 поэтому большая кровать еще не готова.
- 00:45:02,787 --> 00:45:05,290 Но твоя тоже пойдёт.
- 00:45:05,373 --> 00:45:08,126 А пижама сшита на балтийском станке.
- 00:45:08,209 --> 00:45:10,587 Сладких тебе снов.
- 00:45:11,129 --> 00:45:15,258 Спасибо. Я всё ещё не понимаю: зачем три кровати?
- 00:45:15,341 --> 00:45:17,343 - Всё просто. - Коллега Рикена сказал,
- 00:45:17,427 --> 00:45:21,264 что смена кровати с возрастом может травмировать ребёнка.
- 00:45:21,347 --> 00:45:22,724 Серьёзно.
- 00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:27,020 Однако, если предоставить ребёнку все кровати с самого рождения,
- 00:45:27,103 --> 00:45:30,148 то он сам сможет менять их по своему желанию.
- 00:45:30,773 --> 00:45:32,358 Понял. Ясно.
- 00:45:37,488 --> 00:45:38,489 Да…
- 00:45:39,574 --> 00:45:41,576 Ты всем сегодня понравился, Марк.
- 00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:44,829 Ясно.
- 00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:46,539 Дорогой.
- 00:45:47,665 --> 00:45:48,750 - Пошли. - Ага.
- 00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:49,918 - Идем. - Сладких снов.
- 00:45:50,001 --> 00:45:51,002 Спасибо.
- 00:45:52,545 --> 00:45:54,047 Сладких снов, милорд.
- 00:45:54,130 --> 00:45:55,548 Сладких снов, миледи.
- 00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:53,958 Привет.
- 00:47:54,459 --> 00:47:55,460 Привет.
- 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:56,961 Давно встал?
- 00:47:57,545 --> 00:47:58,671 Давно.
- 00:48:01,925 --> 00:48:05,470 Вчера ночью бизнесмена видел во дворе.
- 00:48:05,553 --> 00:48:07,222 - Бизнесмена? - Да.
- 00:48:07,305 --> 00:48:09,224 Что он тебе предложил?
- 00:48:09,307 --> 00:48:10,308 Я серьёзно.
- 00:48:10,892 --> 00:48:12,602 Серьёзно видел мужчину во дворе?
- 00:48:12,685 --> 00:48:13,937 Да.
- 00:48:14,521 --> 00:48:15,522 Вот блин.
- 00:48:16,648 --> 00:48:19,484 Он так странно посмотрел. Будто узнал меня.
- 00:48:20,026 --> 00:48:22,612 О, установил с ним ментальную связь?
- 00:48:22,695 --> 00:48:23,947 Именно так.
- 00:48:25,490 --> 00:48:28,284 Здесь бар недалеко, оттуда его и принесло.
- 00:48:29,202 --> 00:48:31,913 Кстати, от тебя за версту несёт.
- 00:48:32,872 --> 00:48:36,334 Прости, я хотел забыть воспоминания о том,
- 00:48:36,417 --> 00:48:39,629 как родители меняли мне в детстве кровати.
- 00:48:40,213 --> 00:48:42,006 Ты её заранее подготовил, да?
- 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:29,721 ВХОДЯЩИЙ ВЫЗОВ МИССИС СЕЛВИГ
- 00:49:29,804 --> 00:49:31,598 «У ПИПА» ОБЕД, УЖИН
- 00:49:31,681 --> 00:49:33,433 ВИП-ЗОНА
- 00:49:33,516 --> 00:49:34,517 Да?
- 00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:41,024 Так. Переработка была вчера, миссис Селвиг.
- 00:49:41,107 --> 00:49:42,400 Мусор сегодня.
- 00:49:42,483 --> 00:49:46,154 И не надо ставить корзину на мою сторону. Так что…
- 00:49:48,156 --> 00:49:49,657 Да, хорошо.
- 00:49:50,909 --> 00:49:54,204 Знаете, я сейчас занят. Я в ресторане, но…
- 00:49:55,788 --> 00:49:57,290 Нет, я один.
- 00:50:00,043 --> 00:50:02,504 «У Пипа». Ресторан.
- 00:50:03,546 --> 00:50:04,631 Подождите.
- 00:50:06,216 --> 00:50:08,426 Сбрось. Быстро.
- 00:50:13,515 --> 00:50:16,726 Простите, миссис Селвиг. Мне тут еду принесли.
- 00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:21,940 Детишки. Что на ужин?
- 00:50:27,028 --> 00:50:29,822 Прости. Ты не понял, о чём я.
- 00:50:32,242 --> 00:50:34,702 Ты следишь за мной?
- 00:50:35,703 --> 00:50:37,247 Голос звучит иначе.
- 00:50:38,206 --> 00:50:39,290 Хуже.
- 00:50:41,376 --> 00:50:43,920 - Ты кто, вообще, такой? - Пити.
- 00:50:44,003 --> 00:50:46,339 Меня зовут Пити, я с работы.
- 00:50:48,633 --> 00:50:52,512 Ну, это невозможно. Все мои коллеги с работы…
- 00:50:52,595 --> 00:50:55,515 Разделены. И я был разделён.
- 00:50:57,392 --> 00:50:59,561 Но разделение невозможно отменить.
- 00:50:59,644 --> 00:51:03,314 Да. Обойти имплант было нелегко, но мне помогли.
- 00:51:16,452 --> 00:51:19,122 Что? Стало невыносимо на работе?
- 00:51:19,205 --> 00:51:21,791 - И вместо того, чтобы отправить жалобу… - Нет.
- 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:25,587 Я это испробовал. Как и ты.
- 00:51:27,422 --> 00:51:30,508 Ясно. Так ты…
- 00:51:31,968 --> 00:51:33,428 Обошёл имплант.
- 00:51:33,511 --> 00:51:38,308 И теперь ты думаешь, они ищут тебя, что ли?
- 00:51:42,103 --> 00:51:43,104 Да.
- 00:51:46,441 --> 00:51:50,612 Не «они», а Грэйнер. Ищет меня прямо сейчас.
- 00:51:50,695 --> 00:51:55,325 Грэйнер. Ладно. Это… кто-то, кого ты знаешь, или…
- 00:51:55,408 --> 00:51:58,703 Мы оба знаем его. Он нам не нравится.
- 00:52:00,288 --> 00:52:01,289 Ясно.
- 00:52:07,212 --> 00:52:11,508 Они во всём нас обманывают.
- 00:52:13,051 --> 00:52:14,761 Если что-то случится со мной,
- 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:19,182 то всё, что я знаю, надо передать.
- 00:52:21,684 --> 00:52:23,561 Хотелось бы через друга.
- 00:52:29,192 --> 00:52:31,694 Так мы друзья?
- 00:52:33,196 --> 00:52:34,572 Я твой лучший друг.
- 00:52:36,241 --> 00:52:37,742 Ты мой хороший друг.
- 00:52:41,579 --> 00:52:44,374 «У ПИПА»
- 00:53:06,604 --> 00:53:10,733 С ДНЁМ РОЖДЕНИЯ, ЛЮБИМАЯ ПЛЕМЯННИЦА!
- 00:53:13,111 --> 00:53:15,822 <i>Марк, прости за открытку.</i>
- 00:53:16,865 --> 00:53:19,200 <i>Взял первую попавшуюся.</i>
- 00:53:19,284 --> 00:53:22,495 <i>Хотя я уверен, что из тебя бы вышла отличная племянница.</i>
- 00:53:24,747 --> 00:53:28,293 <i>Мы часто с тобой обсуждали, что мы за люди за пределами работы.</i>
- 00:53:28,918 --> 00:53:31,629 <i>Какие решения приняли в жизни, почему.</i>
- 00:53:38,386 --> 00:53:40,346 <i>Я думал, что только монстр</i>
- 00:53:40,430 --> 00:53:42,807 <i>может засадить другого человека в этот офис.</i>
- 00:53:44,601 --> 00:53:47,145 <i>Тем более уж самого себя.</i>
- 00:53:50,148 --> 00:53:53,943 <i>Но монстры не мы, Марк. Поверь.</i>
- 00:53:56,696 --> 00:54:00,742 <i>Если ты не захочешь знать, что тут происходит, я заставлять не буду.</i>
- 00:54:03,328 --> 00:54:07,332 <i>Но если захочешь, то на обратной стороне открытки написан адрес.</i>
- 00:54:09,334 --> 00:54:14,130 <i>Приезжай один. И твой долгий путь к истине начнется.</i>
- 00:54:14,214 --> 00:54:17,342 Халф-луп-роуд, 499
- 00:54:35,735 --> 00:54:38,071 Марк, это ты?
- 00:54:38,154 --> 00:54:39,447 Здравствуйте, миссис Селвиг.
- 00:54:40,907 --> 00:54:45,203 Ты уж прости меня за эту неурядицу с мусорными корзинами.
- 00:54:45,286 --> 00:54:46,579 Ой, да не переживайте.
- 00:54:47,789 --> 00:54:48,790 Как ужин?
- 00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:52,752 Нормально. Просто немного устал.
- 00:54:54,462 --> 00:54:57,006 Знаешь, моя мама была католичкой.
- 00:54:57,090 --> 00:55:02,804 Она говорила, что ангелам нужно восемь часов, чтобы благословить дитя ночью.
- 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,057 Ты же не торопишь ангелов?
- 00:55:07,141 --> 00:55:10,562 Ну, сегодня я торопить не буду.
- 00:55:12,146 --> 00:55:13,648 Спокойной ночи, миссис Селвиг.
- 00:55:13,731 --> 00:55:14,732 Марк.
- 00:55:17,902 --> 00:55:19,612 Хороший ты парень.
- 00:57:09,389 --> 00:57:11,391 Перевод субтитров: Павел Веклич
- 00:00:15,141 --> 00:00:16,309 [person on speaker] <i>Who are you?</i>
- 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:28,154 <i>Who are you?</i>
- 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:32,700 [groans]
- 00:00:37,789 --> 00:00:38,790 [groans]
- 00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:49,092 [static feedback]
- 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:51,719 Hello?
- 00:00:54,681 --> 00:00:55,765 [inhales deeply]
- 00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:58,351 [sighs, groans]
- 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,271 [person] <i>I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.</i>
- 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,315 <i>Hi there, you on the table.</i>
- 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,652 <i>I wonder if you'd mind taking a brief survey.</i>
- 00:01:08,945 --> 00:01:09,946 Who is that?
- 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:11,489 <i>Five questions.</i>
- 00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:12,866 <i>Now, I know you're sleepy,</i>
- 00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:16,327 <i>but I just bet it'll make you feel right as rain.</i>
- 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:18,830 Who's speaking?
- 00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:29,382 Oh, God.
- 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:41,519 Hey! Open the door!
- 00:01:48,443 --> 00:01:51,696 <i>I'd be just thrilled to chat once we've run the survey.</i>
- 00:01:52,322 --> 00:01:54,032 <i>Shall we begin with question one?</i>
- 00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:56,910 I'm not taking your survey.
- 00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:00,330 <i>Shall we begin with question one?</i>
- 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,126 Let me out of here.
- 00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:10,088 Hey!
- 00:02:11,883 --> 00:02:13,176 Open the door!
- 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:15,136 Fuck.
- 00:02:16,471 --> 00:02:19,098 Hey! Let me out!
- 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:23,311 [panting]
- 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:28,441 [groans]
- 00:02:42,247 --> 00:02:43,248 Hey.
- 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:46,042 <i>Hello.</i>
- 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:48,169 Five questions?
- 00:02:49,629 --> 00:02:50,755 <i>Five questions.</i>
- 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:53,341 What do I get at the end?
- 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:57,303 <i>Depends on your answers.</i>
- 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:01,766 Okay.
- 00:03:02,642 --> 00:03:04,018 <i>Great. Off we go.</i>
- 00:03:04,519 --> 00:03:07,021 <i>Now to start, who are you?</i>
- 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:09,524 That's the first question?
- 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:11,401 <i>First name will do.</i>
- 00:03:25,874 --> 00:03:26,875 I don't…
- 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:29,419 <i>It's okay.</i>
- 00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:32,547 <i>If you can't answer the question, feel free to say, "unknown."</i>
- 00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:35,091 What is this?
- 00:03:35,175 --> 00:03:36,426 <i>Okay, unknown.</i>
- 00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:40,763 <i>Question two, in which US state or territory were you born?</i>
- 00:03:40,847 --> 00:03:43,016 - Wait. - <i>Which state or territory, please?</i>
- 00:03:43,099 --> 00:03:45,185 - [stammers] I don't know. - <i>Unknown.</i>
- 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:49,439 <i>Question three, please name any US state or territory.</i>
- 00:03:49,522 --> 00:03:50,899 - Fuck. I-- - <i>First that comes to mind.</i>
- 00:03:50,982 --> 00:03:53,860 - I don't know. Delaware. What is this? - <i>Delaware.</i>
- 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:58,072 <i>Question four, what is Mr. Eagan's favorite breakfast?</i>
- 00:03:58,156 --> 00:03:59,866 I don't-- That one makes no sense.
- 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:02,327 <i>Right? Unknown. Question five.</i>
- 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,996 <i>And as a reminder, this is the final question.</i>
- 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,372 <i>To the best of your memory,</i>
- 00:04:06,456 --> 00:04:10,418 <i>what is or was the color of your mother's eyes?</i>
- 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,688 Okay, what's hap-- What's happening?
- 00:04:30,772 --> 00:04:32,148 <i>Unknown.</i>
- 00:04:32,232 --> 00:04:38,112 <i>So that's unknown, unknown, Delaware, unknown, unknown.</i>
- 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:40,907 What the hell did you do to me?
- 00:04:43,368 --> 00:04:44,702 [gasps]
- 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,003 That's a perfect score.
- 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:06,140 [person sobbing]
- 00:05:31,207 --> 00:05:32,208 [coughs]
- 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:34,335 [sniffling]
- 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:44,262 [sobbing continues]
- 00:05:51,936 --> 00:05:53,438 [sighing]
- 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:52,497 Are you ready for Mr. Scout?
- 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:02,423 Thank you.
- 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,136 Go ahead.
- 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:16,437 [beeps]
- 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:45,633 [beeps]
- 00:08:32,931 --> 00:08:33,931 Mr. Scout.
- 00:08:34,015 --> 00:08:35,016 Hi, Judd.
- 00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:48,530 - All right, see you this evening. - Yep, see you soon.
- 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:08,716 [elevator bell dings]
- 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:12,095 [high-pitched ringing]
- 00:09:12,178 --> 00:09:13,179 [elevator bell dings]
- 00:10:04,314 --> 00:10:05,315 [sniffles]
- 00:10:12,071 --> 00:10:14,324 [sniffling]
- 00:10:20,121 --> 00:10:22,207 [coughs, sniffles]
- 00:10:35,762 --> 00:10:36,763 [sniffles]
- 00:11:14,843 --> 00:11:15,844 [coughs]
- 00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:18,888 - [colleague] You're breathing shitty. - Sorry.
- 00:11:18,972 --> 00:11:20,139 [colleague] You sick?
- 00:11:20,223 --> 00:11:22,392 Maybe. Petey was sniffling yesterday.
- 00:11:22,475 --> 00:11:24,853 Mmm. If you breathe on me, I'll rip your larynx out.
- 00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:27,355 Wow. That went right to ten.
- 00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,649 I feel like ripping out my germ-ridden larynx
- 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,360 would get you sicker than just me breathing on you.
- 00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:34,988 - Nah. Endorphins. - Oh.
- 00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:38,783 [colleague] Petey better not be out for the day, 'cause I'm about zero seconds
- 00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:41,703 from wrapping the Tumwater file, and he needs to process it.
- 00:11:41,786 --> 00:11:43,371 [Mark] Uh, I think he's out.
- 00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:48,042 If he doesn't process today, they won't know until Tuesday of next week.
- 00:11:48,126 --> 00:11:50,753 - It's typical Lumon bullshit. - Oh. Careful, guy.
- 00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:53,131 Hi, kids. What's for dinner?
- 00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:55,049 [colleague] Goddamn it, Irv. We warned you.
- 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,718 About the greeting? You were kidding.
- 00:11:56,801 --> 00:12:00,763 No, we sincerely hate it. How many reasons did we come up with?
- 00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:03,725 - Eight. - [colleague] Eight reasons.
- 00:12:03,808 --> 00:12:06,269 Chief among them the latent condescension.
- 00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:09,856 And it's confusing. Like, did the kids make you dinner in this scenario? Or--
- 00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:11,941 Yeah. What kind of a shit dad are you?
- 00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:15,528 - No Petey? - [Mark] Uh, we think he's sick.
- 00:12:15,612 --> 00:12:18,448 Oh, no. And Dylan's about to wrap Tumwater today.
- 00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:20,074 Yeah, and if he doesn't see me finish,
- 00:12:20,158 --> 00:12:22,160 I might get passed over for refiner of the quarter
- 00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:23,953 and miss out on my goddamn waffle party.
- 00:12:24,037 --> 00:12:27,081 Grumble, grumble. These perks are so out of hand.
- 00:12:27,165 --> 00:12:29,083 When we'd process a file in the old days,
- 00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:30,960 they'd shake our hand and fill up the creamer.
- 00:12:31,044 --> 00:12:33,379 I still don't buy they actually incentivized creamer.
- 00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:36,299 [Irving] They did. And back then, we were grateful for it.
- 00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:38,051 - [Dylan] That's fucked, dude. - [Mark laughs]
- 00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:39,761 [Irving] Yes, very fucked.
- 00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:44,390 To put in an honest day's work and not get a children's breakfast in return.
- 00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:47,185 - [Dylan] Oh, uh-oh. Irv's got claws today. - [knocks]
- 00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:50,271 Good morning, Macrodata Refinement.
- 00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:51,564 Hi, Mr. Milchick.
- 00:12:52,649 --> 00:12:54,317 Mark, could I have a word?
- 00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:27,559 Last time you saw Ms. Cobel, she was in her old office.
- 00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:29,102 Now she's in her new office.
- 00:13:29,686 --> 00:13:31,354 It's a completely different office.
- 00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:33,356 What's this about?
- 00:13:33,898 --> 00:13:34,899 She'd never say so,
- 00:13:34,983 --> 00:13:37,819 but I know a compliment about the office would just make her day.
- 00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:51,249 [Ms. Cobel] Mark? Come in. Shut the thing.
- 00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:53,293 Nice office.
- 00:13:53,376 --> 00:13:55,044 [Ms. Cobel] Ugh, it's horrid.
- 00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:57,922 Yeah, the old one was better.
- 00:14:00,842 --> 00:14:01,843 [sighs]
- 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:04,721 Oh.
- 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:07,849 You look awful. You look hungover.
- 00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:10,268 Have a seat.
- 00:14:16,024 --> 00:14:18,026 The Board will be joining us remotely today.
- 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,695 Oh. [chuckles]
- 00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:23,364 I have Mark S. at my desk.
- 00:14:30,622 --> 00:14:32,707 [static feedback]
- 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,876 Oh, uh, hello. You--
- 00:14:36,628 --> 00:14:38,213 [static feedback]
- 00:14:38,296 --> 00:14:42,217 [stammers] I assume this is about me acting as department chief today.
- 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:45,470 Okay. Uh, well… I mean,
- 00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:48,681 I've subbed for Petey before, so it shouldn't be that big a thing.
- 00:14:48,765 --> 00:14:51,935 Petey is no longer with this company.
- 00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:54,062 I'm sorry?
- 00:14:55,480 --> 00:15:00,902 I said, Petey is no longer with this company.
- 00:15:00,985 --> 00:15:05,281 I'm sorry, Mark. You guys were one of my favorite office friendships.
- 00:15:07,534 --> 00:15:11,079 I mean, there should have been some notice of this. What happened?
- 00:15:11,162 --> 00:15:12,288 We'd love to tell you,
- 00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:15,333 but unfortunately, non-disclosure policy forbids.
- 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:18,169 We'd be aiding an assault on Petey's privacy by you.
- 00:15:19,796 --> 00:15:20,797 Wh--
- 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:26,135 Mark, would you place your key card on my desk?
- 00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:35,144 Mark S., at this time I confer upon you the freedom to serve Kier
- 00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:38,898 in the advanced role of Macrodata Refinement department chief.
- 00:15:38,982 --> 00:15:40,233 Congratulations.
- 00:15:49,826 --> 00:15:53,121 Oh, a handshake is available upon request.
- 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,087 Thank you. May I have a handshake?
- 00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:12,056 I know you haven't run a training before, but Irving will be there to shadow.
- 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:16,603 Just stick to the flowchart and escalate properly depending on dialectics.
- 00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:17,687 You'll be fine.
- 00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,648 - If you need to take a few minutes-- - Thank you. I don't.
- 00:16:23,151 --> 00:16:24,152 [static feedback]
- 00:16:24,235 --> 00:16:27,655 Oh, and, uh, thank you to the Board as well.
- 00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:33,995 The Board won't be contributing to this meeting vocally.
- 00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:40,627 [door opens]
- 00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:47,258 Our last refiner, who was a woman, was--
- 00:16:47,342 --> 00:16:48,718 [Mark] Carol. Dylan's old seat.
- 00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:49,802 Hmm.
- 00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:53,014 [Irving] Don't be sad.
- 00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:55,725 I'm fine. We'll be fine.
- 00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,685 [Irving] I know you and Petey were close.
- 00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:01,105 He was the only one who really appreciated your humor.
- 00:17:01,189 --> 00:17:05,109 Everything's fine. So, I'm supposed to start with just the input survey?
- 00:17:05,193 --> 00:17:06,402 Isn't that a little weird?
- 00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:07,529 It's standard.
- 00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:10,948 Just start at 1A and continue by line, based on her answers.
- 00:17:11,032 --> 00:17:13,033 Well, what if I just talk to her?
- 00:17:13,117 --> 00:17:16,663 She deserves to have the information presented to her in the proper order.
- 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,164 Just as you had.
- 00:17:18,915 --> 00:17:23,962 "If the trainee becomes agitated and demands to leave, skip to page 19."
- 00:17:25,129 --> 00:17:27,966 She has to ask three times for you to let her.
- 00:17:28,049 --> 00:17:29,050 - Right. - Mm-hmm.
- 00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:30,343 Yes.
- 00:17:32,387 --> 00:17:33,680 Um…
- 00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:36,641 Image is good.
- 00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:39,060 [Irving] She looks nice.
- 00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:41,813 [Mr. Milchick] Okay. You're all set.
- 00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:47,944 I just love seeing you all come in like this.
- 00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:51,155 Go on ahead when you're ready.
- 00:17:52,824 --> 00:17:53,825 [door closes]
- 00:17:54,993 --> 00:17:56,369 - All right. - Okay. Um…
- 00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:04,043 There you go.
- 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:06,921 [switch clicks]
- 00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:08,006 Who are you?
- 00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:18,600 All right.
- 00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:22,020 - [switch clicks] - Who are you?
- 00:18:23,855 --> 00:18:24,856 [groans]
- 00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:28,943 - Mark. - What?
- 00:18:29,027 --> 00:18:30,528 You skipped the preamble.
- 00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:32,155 [trainee] <i>Hello?</i>
- 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:33,698 Shit!
- 00:18:35,575 --> 00:18:36,576 Um…
- 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,829 I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.
- 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,918 - That's it. - [Mark] Okay, um…
- 00:18:46,252 --> 00:18:47,795 Hi there, you on the table.
- 00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:50,548 I wonder if you'd mind taking a brief survey.
- 00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:53,676 <i>Who is that?</i>
- 00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:55,929 Five questions.
- 00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:57,222 Now, I know you're sleepy,
- 00:18:57,305 --> 00:19:00,350 but I just bet it'll make you feel right as rain.
- 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,353 <i>Who's speaking?</i>
- 00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:05,396 [whispers] "Who's speaking?"
- 00:19:15,198 --> 00:19:17,325 [doorknob rattling]
- 00:19:17,408 --> 00:19:19,661 - [knocks] - <i>Hey! Open the door!</i>
- 00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,037 [Irving] Mark.
- 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,915 I'd be just thrilled to chat, once we've run the survey.
- 00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,208 Shall we begin with question one?
- 00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,252 <i>I'm not taking your survey.</i>
- 00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,924 Shall we begin with question one?
- 00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:36,010 - <i>Let me out of here. Hey!</i> - [doorknob rattling]
- 00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:41,266 - <i>Open the door!</i> - She-- She's not supposed to do that.
- 00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:42,851 <i>Hey!</i>
- 00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:44,227 She's going to break in.
- 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,895 - <i>Let me out!</i> - No, she's not.
- 00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:48,481 Are you seeing this?
- 00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:50,984 I'm watching.
- 00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:53,444 [Mr. Milchick] Should I help?
- 00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:56,447 You should not.
- 00:20:03,872 --> 00:20:05,540 [Mark] That's a perfect score.
- 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,628 Now, I think I know where our disconnect is coming from.
- 00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:14,257 - [trainee] What? - Well, there was a preamble,
- 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,885 which I was supposed to read before the survey,
- 00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:19,512 to lead into the questions and…
- 00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:23,224 But I unfortunately skipped that and went straight into the survey.
- 00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:24,350 Am I livestock?
- 00:20:25,351 --> 00:20:26,352 I'm sorry?
- 00:20:27,604 --> 00:20:31,524 Like, did you grow me as food and that's why I have no memories?
- 00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:39,199 You think we grew a full human, gave you consciousness…
- 00:20:39,282 --> 00:20:40,867 - I don't know. - …did your nails and--
- 00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,202 I don't know. I don't know you.
- 00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:44,495 No, you're not livestock. Good Lord.
- 00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,581 Then what's my name?
- 00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,125 Helly.
- 00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:52,253 Your name is Helly. Helly R.
- 00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:54,672 Please.
- 00:20:55,256 --> 00:20:56,716 [Helly sighs]
- 00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:11,189 Thank you for taking the welcome survey.
- 00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:15,276 I can sense that the questions made you feel afraid or disoriented.
- 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:19,697 Well, the good news is, you're at an orientation.
- 00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:28,957 You see, you have been hired to a position
- 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,085 on the severed floor of Lumon Industries.
- 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,837 The what floor?
- 00:21:44,806 --> 00:21:49,561 Ah. Uh, I understand you're confused about the severance procedure.
- 00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,855 Before we hop on that,
- 00:21:51,938 --> 00:21:56,609 let's chat about something I bet you have heard of, the work/life balance.
- 00:21:57,569 --> 00:21:59,654 To start, imagine yourself as a seesaw.
- 00:22:01,197 --> 00:22:03,533 Ow! Fuck!
- 00:22:03,616 --> 00:22:05,702 [Mark] That locks from out there!
- 00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:07,161 - Let me out! - God!
- 00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:13,209 - Can we just take a beat? Please. - [doorknob rattles]
- 00:22:13,293 --> 00:22:15,295 [panting]
- 00:22:25,305 --> 00:22:26,306 Please.
- 00:22:37,734 --> 00:22:38,735 [sighs]
- 00:22:40,069 --> 00:22:41,070 [sniffles]
- 00:22:48,411 --> 00:22:50,205 Okay, my name's Mark.
- 00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:54,792 And, uh-- So, I--
- 00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:57,378 You know, few years back, I woke up on this table.
- 00:22:58,004 --> 00:22:59,047 In this room.
- 00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:01,341 And, uh… [smacks lips]
- 00:23:01,424 --> 00:23:04,886 …a disembodied voice asked me 19 times who I was.
- 00:23:05,762 --> 00:23:07,305 [inhales deeply]
- 00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:10,225 And when I realized I couldn't answer,
- 00:23:10,308 --> 00:23:16,648 I told that voice that I would find him and kill him. [chuckles]
- 00:23:17,649 --> 00:23:20,568 I don't know why I said that. Uh, I mean, I was scared too.
- 00:23:21,819 --> 00:23:23,154 Did you kill the voice?
- 00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:25,865 No.
- 00:23:26,574 --> 00:23:31,120 No, that voice's name was Petey, and he became my best friend.
- 00:23:33,206 --> 00:23:36,751 So, look, you know, there is a life to be had here, Helly.
- 00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:39,295 A life to be had?
- 00:23:42,423 --> 00:23:43,424 [breathes heavily]
- 00:23:48,346 --> 00:23:54,811 Well, you see, life, like a seesaw, requi--
- 00:23:57,564 --> 00:23:59,315 Let me the fuck out of here!
- 00:23:59,399 --> 00:24:01,109 [pants]
- 00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:11,828 - [Mark] <i>Ask me again.</i> - <i>What?</i>
- 00:24:11,911 --> 00:24:15,832 You've asked twice to be let go. Ask one more time.
- 00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,877 - Mark. - Yeah?
- 00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:22,255 I would like to leave the building now.
- 00:24:24,674 --> 00:24:27,677 I understand you don't feel it's working out for you here at Lumon.
- 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,347 While disappointed, I'd hate to keep you somewhere you're not happy.
- 00:24:31,431 --> 00:24:34,392 So, let's get you outta here.
- 00:24:40,857 --> 00:24:41,858 Irv.
- 00:25:04,631 --> 00:25:08,426 The departments are pretty spaced out, but it'll all fill in one day.
- 00:25:08,510 --> 00:25:10,220 They're planning an expansion.
- 00:25:11,054 --> 00:25:12,639 And I'm, what, part of that?
- 00:25:13,473 --> 00:25:15,433 No. You're a replacement.
- 00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:17,519 Replacement for who?
- 00:25:19,395 --> 00:25:21,105 Why are you saying that like you hate it?
- 00:25:27,946 --> 00:25:30,698 [clicks tongue] Here's your stairwell. Just past the bend.
- 00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:39,165 You're not coming with me?
- 00:25:39,249 --> 00:25:40,667 Oh, I'm not allowed to see.
- 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,252 Excuse me?
- 00:25:42,335 --> 00:25:43,753 Well, once you leave, you--
- 00:25:45,505 --> 00:25:46,840 I just can't watch you leave.
- 00:25:49,592 --> 00:25:50,927 [chuckles]
- 00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:55,390 Of course you can't.
- 00:26:28,548 --> 00:26:30,592 What the hell?
- 00:26:51,654 --> 00:26:53,156 [sighs]
- 00:26:57,702 --> 00:26:59,537 [shouts, groans]
- 00:27:22,894 --> 00:27:24,479 - Am I dead? - No.
- 00:27:25,104 --> 00:27:27,482 - This isn't, like, hell or something? - No.
- 00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:30,360 Then why the fuck can't I leave?
- 00:27:30,443 --> 00:27:33,238 Well, you did leave, just now. Out into the stairwell, at least.
- 00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:35,698 You left, but you came back.
- 00:27:36,783 --> 00:27:38,368 - I did not. - You did.
- 00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:40,328 Come on.
- 00:27:42,664 --> 00:27:43,665 [sighs]
- 00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:46,668 [Ms. Cobel] <i>Weaponizing office equipment on your first day.</i>
- 00:27:47,836 --> 00:27:50,129 You are gonna be fun.
- 00:27:50,839 --> 00:27:52,674 Look, I do sympathize.
- 00:27:52,757 --> 00:27:57,762 I've wanted to pummel Mark myself, but I am his employer.
- 00:27:57,846 --> 00:27:59,889 And he is your department chief.
- 00:28:00,682 --> 00:28:03,268 So we'll both have to be strong.
- 00:28:04,602 --> 00:28:08,106 The good news is, there's only one part left of your orientation,
- 00:28:08,189 --> 00:28:11,317 which Mark can't possibly derail.
- 00:28:12,110 --> 00:28:13,361 Why is that?
- 00:28:13,945 --> 00:28:15,864 Because it's a video.
- 00:28:23,371 --> 00:28:25,540 Welcome to Lumon, Helly.
- 00:28:51,441 --> 00:28:52,734 [Ms. Cobel] Have a seat.
- 00:29:11,711 --> 00:29:13,087 Are you mad at me?
- 00:29:14,255 --> 00:29:18,635 For the incompetence or the disobedience?
- 00:29:19,844 --> 00:29:21,679 - Well-- - Yes!
- 00:29:23,473 --> 00:29:25,850 You know, my mother was an atheist.
- 00:29:26,809 --> 00:29:30,188 She used to say that there was good news and bad news about hell.
- 00:29:30,772 --> 00:29:32,190 The good news is,
- 00:29:32,857 --> 00:29:37,695 hell is just the product of a morbid human imagination.
- 00:29:37,779 --> 00:29:38,780 The bad news is,
- 00:29:40,365 --> 00:29:44,285 whatever humans can imagine, they can usually create.
- 00:29:48,623 --> 00:29:50,166 I don't know what that means.
- 00:29:52,043 --> 00:29:55,630 A department like yours can go so good or so bad.
- 00:29:56,381 --> 00:29:58,299 You know what makes the difference?
- 00:30:05,181 --> 00:30:06,182 The people.
- 00:30:17,694 --> 00:30:18,987 [Mr. Milchick] You can have a seat.
- 00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:35,545 [Mr. Milchick] <i>Okay, go ahead and have a seat.</i>
- 00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:46,431 <i>My name is Helly R.</i>
- 00:30:48,766 --> 00:30:49,934 <i>I'm making this video</i>
- 00:30:50,018 --> 00:30:54,189 <i>roughly two hours before it will be shown to me.</i>
- 00:30:56,149 --> 00:30:59,485 <i>I have, of my own free accord, elected to undergo the procedure</i>
- 00:30:59,569 --> 00:31:01,487 <i>colloquially known as severance.</i>
- 00:31:03,323 --> 00:31:08,411 <i>I give consent for my perceptual chronologies to be surgically split,</i>
- 00:31:08,494 --> 00:31:12,665 <i>separating my memories between my work life and my personal life.</i>
- 00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:14,959 <i>I acknowledge that, henceforth,</i>
- 00:31:15,043 --> 00:31:19,130 <i>my access to my memories will be spatially dictated.</i>
- 00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:22,967 <i>I will be unable to access outside recollections</i>
- 00:31:23,051 --> 00:31:25,970 <i>whilst on Lumon's severed basement floor,</i>
- 00:31:26,054 --> 00:31:28,515 <i>nor retain work memories upon my ascent.</i>
- 00:31:30,934 --> 00:31:34,187 <i>I am aware that this alteration</i>
- 00:31:34,270 --> 00:31:37,190 <i>is comprehensive and irreversible.</i>
- 00:31:38,775 --> 00:31:40,443 <i>I make these statements freely.</i>
- 00:31:45,782 --> 00:31:48,701 [Mr. Milchick] <i>Okay, that's a wrap.</i>
- 00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:56,834 Okay.
- 00:31:57,919 --> 00:31:58,920 Go ahead.
- 00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:19,274 So I'll never leave here?
- 00:32:21,526 --> 00:32:22,819 You'll leave at 5:00.
- 00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:26,489 Well, actually, they stagger our exits, so 5:15.
- 00:32:26,573 --> 00:32:27,615 Hmm.
- 00:32:27,699 --> 00:32:30,869 But it won't feel like it. Not to this version of you anyway.
- 00:32:32,579 --> 00:32:33,913 Do I have a family?
- 00:32:34,956 --> 00:32:36,291 You'll never know.
- 00:32:37,876 --> 00:32:39,586 And I have no choice.
- 00:32:40,753 --> 00:32:46,009 Well, every time you find yourself here, it's because you chose to come back.
- 00:32:50,430 --> 00:32:51,431 [Helly scoffs]
- 00:33:14,078 --> 00:33:15,079 Hello.
- 00:33:28,176 --> 00:33:29,260 [beeps]
- 00:33:39,896 --> 00:33:40,897 [elevator bell dings]
- 00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:43,358 [high-pitched ringing]
- 00:33:44,609 --> 00:33:45,610 [elevator bell dings]
- 00:33:53,201 --> 00:33:54,327 Good night.
- 00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:55,411 Good night.
- 00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:47,045 [Mark] "Dear Mark, Whilst carrying boxes in a room today,
- 00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:49,507 you slipped on an overhead projector slide
- 00:34:49,591 --> 00:34:53,178 and sustained a minor blow to the temple."
- 00:35:21,289 --> 00:35:22,498 [Helly] Hey!
- 00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:24,751 Sorry.
- 00:35:26,127 --> 00:35:27,962 Maybe keep your eyes on the icy road.
- 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,841 Sorry.
- 00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:23,101 [keys clank]
- 00:36:31,568 --> 00:36:35,572 [TV narrator] <i>Indeed, this gnat will spend much of its three to seven-day life…</i>
- 00:36:42,203 --> 00:36:43,288 [sighs]
- 00:36:43,371 --> 00:36:45,999 [TV program continues]
- 00:36:53,506 --> 00:36:57,927 [Mark] <i>Uh-huh. No, I know, Mrs. Selvig. It's just, it was in my space again.</i>
- 00:36:58,761 --> 00:37:02,515 Yeah. Well, trash comes tomorrow night. Tonight's recycling.
- 00:37:03,516 --> 00:37:06,644 Yeah, it is weird, but that's how they do it.
- 00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:09,063 And with both yours, there's no room for--
- 00:37:10,023 --> 00:37:11,024 Uh-huh.
- 00:37:15,612 --> 00:37:17,447 [TV program playing]
- 00:37:17,530 --> 00:37:18,531 [remote clicks]
- 00:37:19,866 --> 00:37:21,242 [knocks]
- 00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:27,999 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:37:32,212 --> 00:37:33,213 Did you forget?
- 00:37:38,176 --> 00:37:39,761 Oh, yeah. Shit.
- 00:37:39,844 --> 00:37:40,845 That's okay.
- 00:37:41,846 --> 00:37:42,847 - Sorry. - That's fine.
- 00:37:42,931 --> 00:37:45,642 - Do you wanna put on pants, and I'll… - I'm wearing pants.
- 00:37:45,725 --> 00:37:47,519 …meet you in-- Those are not pants.
- 00:37:48,895 --> 00:37:52,732 So if there's no dinner, how is it dinner?
- 00:37:52,815 --> 00:37:53,816 - Okay. - Like--
- 00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:56,319 You-- You actually owe me this.
- 00:37:56,402 --> 00:37:57,946 - Do I? - Yep.
- 00:37:58,029 --> 00:38:01,324 You remember that time when we were kids and I was a way better sibling than you?
- 00:38:01,407 --> 00:38:03,868 - Oh, must have slipped my mind. - [chuckles]
- 00:38:05,328 --> 00:38:07,747 Also, I know we're nearing the anniversary,
- 00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:09,707 so I just thought maybe you'd wanna be around people.
- 00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:12,126 Nope.
- 00:38:14,170 --> 00:38:16,464 This is nice. When did you get it?
- 00:38:16,548 --> 00:38:18,967 Something from work, and they apologized.
- 00:38:19,050 --> 00:38:20,802 Oh, they apologized. Thank God.
- 00:38:21,845 --> 00:38:23,763 Did they tack an explanation onto that apology?
- 00:38:23,847 --> 00:38:26,182 It's fine. Got a gift card.
- 00:38:26,266 --> 00:38:29,477 Oh, you got a gift card. Where's he going to?
- 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,521 I don't know. Pip's.
- 00:38:31,604 --> 00:38:35,149 [chuckles] Of course it's Pip's. Well, enjoy.
- 00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:37,026 [Mark] I will, without you.
- 00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:47,745 [chuckles] There's our captive.
- 00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:50,248 - Hi, Rick. - Ricken. Come on, it's Ricken.
- 00:38:50,915 --> 00:38:53,418 - [groans] You, sir, look at peace. - You know.
- 00:38:54,127 --> 00:38:55,336 - [Mark] Okay. - [sibling] Hi, baby.
- 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:57,088 - [Ricken] Hi. - [all laughing]
- 00:38:57,172 --> 00:39:01,759 No, what a lot of people overlook, I think, is that life is not food.
- 00:39:01,843 --> 00:39:03,553 - Right. - You've got life,
- 00:39:03,636 --> 00:39:07,056 this complex quality of sentience and-- and activity.
- 00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:10,643 - And then you've got food, which is what? - Yes, what is it?
- 00:39:10,727 --> 00:39:11,936 - Fuel. - Ah.
- 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:14,355 - Calories. It's not the same thing. - Mm-hmm.
- 00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,816 - [Ricken] Yes, that is spot on, Patton. - [friend 1] I definitely agree.
- 00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,568 Though, if I'm… [imitates tapping on mic]
- 00:39:18,651 --> 00:39:23,865 Sorry, uh, Mark and my dad used to have "whiskey is life" carved on a flask.
- 00:39:23,948 --> 00:39:25,366 [all laughing]
- 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,327 - [Mark] True. - It was low-hanging fruit.
- 00:39:27,410 --> 00:39:29,787 He did. He was a misdiagnosed alcoholic.
- 00:39:29,871 --> 00:39:33,249 Now, Mark, Ricken told Rebeck and me that you're a former history professor.
- 00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:34,334 Yeah. Um…
- 00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:36,794 So I'm curious for your take on all of this.
- 00:39:36,878 --> 00:39:38,129 Hmm?
- 00:39:38,213 --> 00:39:40,215 The food v life of it.
- 00:39:42,342 --> 00:39:45,887 Well, I'm not sure. I taught mostly about World War I.
- 00:39:45,970 --> 00:39:48,097 Oh, okay. Well, I got one for you.
- 00:39:48,181 --> 00:39:49,933 I was just reading this think piece
- 00:39:50,016 --> 00:39:53,770 about the comparative levels of violence and warfare throughout history.
- 00:39:53,853 --> 00:39:55,396 - Oh. - Oh, nerd alert.
- 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,899 War porn, I know. [chuckles]
- 00:39:57,982 --> 00:40:03,446 But anyway, in it, he said that the people actually called it the Great War.
- 00:40:03,530 --> 00:40:05,406 - Hmm. - Apparently, it would have been a faux pas
- 00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:06,699 to have called it World War I.
- 00:40:06,783 --> 00:40:08,618 - Oh. - [Ricken] Is that right?
- 00:40:08,701 --> 00:40:09,702 Hmm.
- 00:40:12,413 --> 00:40:17,794 Well, uh… [stammers] …you know, no one would've called it World War I
- 00:40:17,877 --> 00:40:21,214 'cause World War II hadn't happened yet.
- 00:40:21,297 --> 00:40:24,092 - [friend 2 gasps] Wow. - [Ricken] Of course.
- 00:40:24,175 --> 00:40:25,593 - [Patton] That's absolutely right. - Duh.
- 00:40:25,677 --> 00:40:27,345 - [chuckles] - [Rebeck] That's so true.
- 00:40:27,428 --> 00:40:28,972 This is why we bring this guy.
- 00:40:29,931 --> 00:40:33,518 Mark's late wife, Gemma, was an educator as well. Russian literature.
- 00:40:33,601 --> 00:40:36,437 - [Rebeck] Oh, I love literature. - [Ricken] Right? [chuckles]
- 00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:38,690 But, um, Mark is a Lumon man now.
- 00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:40,108 - [sibling] Ricken. - Really?
- 00:40:40,191 --> 00:40:42,068 Yeah. Uh, about two years.
- 00:40:42,151 --> 00:40:44,112 - [Rebeck] Do you design the medicines? - No.
- 00:40:44,195 --> 00:40:46,865 I thought Lumon was more on the tech side of things.
- 00:40:46,948 --> 00:40:48,741 - [friend 2] They began in the 1800s. - Really?
- 00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:50,618 - Topical salves, right? - [Ricken] Hmm.
- 00:40:50,702 --> 00:40:52,662 - [Rebeck] What don't they make? - [all chuckle]
- 00:40:52,745 --> 00:40:55,456 Yeah, but I'm in the corporate archives division, so…
- 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:58,251 - Oh, so you know all the dirty secrets. - [all chuckling]
- 00:40:58,334 --> 00:41:00,128 - No, not really. - [Ricken] No. Um,
- 00:41:00,211 --> 00:41:04,340 Mark's work is sensitive enough as to require the severance procedure.
- 00:41:08,845 --> 00:41:09,846 [friend 2] Well...
- 00:41:11,764 --> 00:41:13,266 that's something, isn't it?
- 00:41:15,018 --> 00:41:18,313 Yeah. It's also, I think, something that's his choice to tell people or not.
- 00:41:18,396 --> 00:41:19,856 - Right, Ricken? - Oh, my God.
- 00:41:19,939 --> 00:41:21,816 - No. Uh, no. - [Ricken] Oh, God, Mark.
- 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,568 - Please forgive me. - No. It's okay. I don't care.
- 00:41:23,651 --> 00:41:26,696 - My apologies. - No, I think it's fascinating.
- 00:41:26,779 --> 00:41:28,448 I mean, I wish I could do it.
- 00:41:29,532 --> 00:41:32,911 I'd just always be thinking about, you know, the other one.
- 00:41:35,788 --> 00:41:38,750 Well… [stammers] …there is no other one.
- 00:41:39,626 --> 00:41:41,711 It's me. I do the job.
- 00:41:41,794 --> 00:41:45,924 I just don't grasp the visceral element. What does it feel like?
- 00:41:49,177 --> 00:41:52,555 Well, it's simple. One's memories are bifurcated,
- 00:41:52,639 --> 00:41:55,975 so when you're not at work, you have no recollection of what it is you do there.
- 00:41:56,059 --> 00:41:57,060 Did I get that right, Mark?
- 00:41:57,143 --> 00:41:59,938 - Well, it's-- - [friend 2] So you walk in at 9:00 a.m.,
- 00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:02,607 and then suddenly it's 5:00, and you're leaving?
- 00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:05,235 - Well, they stagger us a little, so-- - They stagger you?
- 00:42:05,318 --> 00:42:08,571 And then, conversely, when you're at work, you can't access outside memories.
- 00:42:08,655 --> 00:42:12,325 So, in effect, that version of you is trapped there.
- 00:42:12,408 --> 00:42:14,577 [Ricken] Well, uh…
- 00:42:14,661 --> 00:42:17,205 - I mean, not trapped, but-- - [Mark] But what?
- 00:42:21,292 --> 00:42:25,255 No, no. I'm curious. What were you gonna say? But not trapped, but what?
- 00:42:28,132 --> 00:42:29,133 What were you saying?
- 00:42:33,263 --> 00:42:36,057 So I suppose we know where you fall on the congressional goings-on.
- 00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:37,433 Okay, I think we may be
- 00:42:37,517 --> 00:42:38,643 - missing the point here. - Yeah.
- 00:42:40,311 --> 00:42:42,981 The point is that Mark made a decision.
- 00:42:43,064 --> 00:42:44,816 And that decision was controversial,
- 00:42:46,192 --> 00:42:48,152 ethically and socially.
- 00:42:48,736 --> 00:42:51,489 Morally. Scientifically.
- 00:42:52,532 --> 00:42:55,952 But, Mark, I stand behind you
- 00:42:56,578 --> 00:42:57,787 without reservation.
- 00:42:57,871 --> 00:42:59,497 - [friend 2] So well said. - Thank you.
- 00:42:59,581 --> 00:43:02,000 - [Patton] Absolutely. - I definitely stand behind Mark.
- 00:43:03,126 --> 00:43:06,045 Wow, uh… [stammers] …thank you.
- 00:43:06,129 --> 00:43:08,089 That's, uh, very sweet.
- 00:43:08,965 --> 00:43:11,384 [Ricken] Well, um, we're at the point where, traditionally,
- 00:43:11,467 --> 00:43:14,804 - I would say something like, "Dig in." - [all laugh]
- 00:43:14,888 --> 00:43:17,473 But I must say, I do think that the lack of food
- 00:43:17,557 --> 00:43:22,103 has allowed us to already do so on a much deeper level.
- 00:43:22,187 --> 00:43:24,022 - [Patton] Oh, yeah. No, absolutely. - [Ricken] Right?
- 00:43:24,105 --> 00:43:26,983 [Patton] I was saying, my friend in Lima hasn't had a food-based dinner event in--
- 00:43:28,610 --> 00:43:31,279 [sibling] If I give you $3,000, will you forgive me?
- 00:43:32,572 --> 00:43:37,493 Well, because your child is innocent of tonight's atrocities,
- 00:43:37,577 --> 00:43:41,039 I'll wait until after it's born to murder you.
- 00:43:41,122 --> 00:43:44,542 [sighs] Oh, my God. Here you go, buddy.
- 00:43:47,253 --> 00:43:48,338 Mmm. Thank you.
- 00:43:53,510 --> 00:43:57,597 Hey, how's the good doctor therapy man with that weird little mustache?
- 00:44:02,519 --> 00:44:03,520 You're not going?
- 00:44:05,355 --> 00:44:07,815 Well, the work thing's helped.
- 00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:10,151 Yeah.
- 00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:14,531 I'm proud of you for taking that job. I really am.
- 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,660 And I think she would've been too. I know she would've been. [chuckles]
- 00:44:21,329 --> 00:44:24,874 I just feel like forgetting about her for eight hours a day
- 00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:27,794 isn't the same thing as healing.
- 00:44:35,844 --> 00:44:37,679 You wanna crash here, since you're already here?
- 00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,181 No.
- 00:44:41,349 --> 00:44:42,350 Why?
- 00:44:42,433 --> 00:44:44,853 Your house smells like pregnancy. [chuckles]
- 00:44:45,353 --> 00:44:50,275 Mmm. Uh, yeah, I'm just not grasping the visceral element of it.
- 00:44:50,358 --> 00:44:52,026 [both chuckling]
- 00:44:52,110 --> 00:44:53,528 - Oh, she is fun, wasn't she? - Oh.
- 00:44:54,112 --> 00:44:56,906 - You're definitely staying here tonight. - No, I'm not.
- 00:44:56,990 --> 00:44:58,908 [Ricken] I'm making all the bedsheets myself,
- 00:44:58,992 --> 00:45:02,036 so I won't finish with the big one for some time.
- 00:45:02,787 --> 00:45:05,290 But the twin is comfortable,
- 00:45:05,373 --> 00:45:08,126 and the pajamas were made on a Baltic handloom,
- 00:45:08,209 --> 00:45:10,587 so you'll sleep well.
- 00:45:11,129 --> 00:45:15,258 Thanks. I still don't quite get the three beds.
- 00:45:15,341 --> 00:45:17,343 - [Ricken] Right. - Oh, Ricken's colleague told us
- 00:45:17,427 --> 00:45:21,264 that switching out the beds as the child grows can wound that child.
- 00:45:21,347 --> 00:45:22,724 Irreparably.
- 00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:27,020 But if you provide said child with all of its beds upon birth,
- 00:45:27,103 --> 00:45:30,148 you allow it to progress across the room at its own rate.
- 00:45:30,773 --> 00:45:32,358 Got it. Yeah.
- 00:45:35,862 --> 00:45:38,114 [Ricken sighs] Yeah.
- 00:45:39,574 --> 00:45:41,576 I think people really enjoyed you tonight, Mark.
- 00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:44,829 Good.
- 00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:47,582 - [sibling] All right, baby. - Mmm. Mm-hmm.
- 00:45:47,665 --> 00:45:48,750 - You ready, baby? - Yeah.
- 00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:49,918 - Let's go. - Sweet dreams.
- 00:45:50,001 --> 00:45:51,002 [Mark] Thanks.
- 00:45:52,545 --> 00:45:54,047 [in British accent] Good night, milord.
- 00:45:54,130 --> 00:45:55,548 [in British accent] Good night, milady.
- 00:45:56,758 --> 00:45:57,759 [door closes]
- 00:46:07,060 --> 00:46:08,061 [sniffles]
- 00:46:18,613 --> 00:46:19,739 [sighs]
- 00:47:14,919 --> 00:47:16,713 [traffic passing]
- 00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:53,958 Hey.
- 00:47:54,459 --> 00:47:55,460 Hey.
- 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:56,961 How long you been up?
- 00:47:57,545 --> 00:47:58,671 A while.
- 00:48:01,925 --> 00:48:05,470 There was a businessman in the yard last night.
- 00:48:05,553 --> 00:48:07,222 - A businessman? - Yeah.
- 00:48:07,305 --> 00:48:09,224 Entry-level or management?
- 00:48:09,307 --> 00:48:10,308 I'm serious.
- 00:48:10,892 --> 00:48:12,602 There was seriously a man in my yard last night?
- 00:48:12,685 --> 00:48:13,937 Yeah.
- 00:48:14,521 --> 00:48:15,522 Holy shit.
- 00:48:16,648 --> 00:48:19,567 He, you know, looked at me weird, like he knew me.
- 00:48:19,651 --> 00:48:22,612 Aw, did the prowler invading my home make you feel seen?
- 00:48:22,695 --> 00:48:23,863 So seen.
- 00:48:23,947 --> 00:48:24,948 [chuckles]
- 00:48:25,490 --> 00:48:28,284 Well, there's a bar down the hill. It's probably just a stumbler.
- 00:48:29,202 --> 00:48:31,913 Speaking of which, you still smell like a distillery.
- 00:48:32,872 --> 00:48:36,334 I'm sorry, I just had to drown out the memory
- 00:48:36,417 --> 00:48:39,504 of Mom and Dad switching out my beds when we were kids.
- 00:48:39,587 --> 00:48:42,006 [chuckling] Oh, you've been sitting on that one.
- 00:49:26,926 --> 00:49:28,636 [cell phone vibrating]
- 00:49:33,516 --> 00:49:34,517 Hello.
- 00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:41,024 Okay. So, recycling was last night, Mrs. Selvig.
- 00:49:41,107 --> 00:49:42,400 Tonight's garbage.
- 00:49:42,483 --> 00:49:46,154 And you keep putting your bin on my side. So--
- 00:49:48,156 --> 00:49:49,657 Yeah. Okay.
- 00:49:50,909 --> 00:49:54,204 You know, I actually can't talk right now. I'm out at dinner. But--
- 00:49:55,788 --> 00:49:57,290 No, by myself.
- 00:49:59,542 --> 00:50:02,504 Uh, Pip's Bar and Grille.
- 00:50:03,546 --> 00:50:04,881 Excuse me. Wh--
- 00:50:06,216 --> 00:50:08,426 Hang up. Quickly.
- 00:50:13,515 --> 00:50:16,726 I'm sorry, Mrs. Selvig. They've cooked the food, and it's here.
- 00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:21,940 Hi, kids. What's for dinner?
- 00:50:24,526 --> 00:50:25,527 Uh--
- 00:50:27,028 --> 00:50:29,822 I'm sorry. You don't get that reference.
- 00:50:32,242 --> 00:50:34,702 Are you following me? Wh--
- 00:50:35,703 --> 00:50:37,247 Your voice is different here.
- 00:50:38,206 --> 00:50:39,290 Worse.
- 00:50:41,376 --> 00:50:43,920 - Okay, who the fuck are you? I-- - Petey.
- 00:50:44,003 --> 00:50:46,339 My name is Petey. I'm from work.
- 00:50:48,633 --> 00:50:52,512 Well, that's not plausible. Everyone in my department is--
- 00:50:52,595 --> 00:50:55,515 Severed. Severed. I was.
- 00:50:57,392 --> 00:50:59,561 Okay. Well, severance is pretty permanent.
- 00:50:59,644 --> 00:51:03,314 Yeah. Bypassing the implant wasn't easy. I had help.
- 00:51:05,733 --> 00:51:08,319 Uh-huh. [sighs]
- 00:51:10,363 --> 00:51:11,948 [Petey sniffles]
- 00:51:16,452 --> 00:51:19,122 So, what, you were unhappy at work?
- 00:51:19,205 --> 00:51:21,791 - And instead of lodging a complaint, you-- - No.
- 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:25,587 I tried that first. So did you.
- 00:51:27,422 --> 00:51:30,508 Right. Um, okay. So…
- 00:51:31,968 --> 00:51:33,428 You've unsevered.
- 00:51:33,511 --> 00:51:39,142 And now you, what, think they're after you or something? Uh…
- 00:51:42,103 --> 00:51:43,104 Yeah.
- 00:51:46,441 --> 00:51:50,612 "They" being Graner, who's probably out here right now.
- 00:51:50,695 --> 00:51:55,325 Graner. Okay. Is that, uh, like, a person you know or…
- 00:51:55,408 --> 00:51:58,703 We both know him. We don't like him.
- 00:52:00,288 --> 00:52:01,289 I see.
- 00:52:07,212 --> 00:52:11,508 Nothing down there is what they say.
- 00:52:13,051 --> 00:52:14,761 If something happens to me,
- 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:19,182 the things I know need to stay known.
- 00:52:21,684 --> 00:52:23,561 I'd prefer it be by a friend.
- 00:52:29,192 --> 00:52:31,694 So, we're friends?
- 00:52:33,196 --> 00:52:34,572 I'm your best friend.
- 00:52:36,241 --> 00:52:37,742 You're my very good friend.
- 00:53:08,231 --> 00:53:09,232 [Mark chuckles]
- 00:53:13,111 --> 00:53:15,822 [Petey] <i>Mark, sorry about the card.</i>
- 00:53:16,865 --> 00:53:19,200 <i>I had to grab something, and I know it's not appropriate.</i>
- 00:53:19,284 --> 00:53:22,495 <i>Though I'm sure you'd be a really fucking awesome niece.</i>
- 00:53:24,747 --> 00:53:28,293 <i>We used to wonder what kind of men we were on the outside,</i>
- 00:53:28,918 --> 00:53:31,629 <i>what choices we had made and why.</i>
- 00:53:38,386 --> 00:53:40,346 <i>I used to think it would take a monster</i>
- 00:53:40,430 --> 00:53:42,807 <i>to put someone in a place like that office.</i>
- 00:53:44,601 --> 00:53:47,145 <i>Especially if the person was himself.</i>
- 00:53:50,148 --> 00:53:53,943 <i>But we're not monsters, Mark. Not real ones.</i>
- 00:53:56,696 --> 00:54:00,742 <i>If you don't wanna know what's going on down there, I won't force it.</i>
- 00:54:03,328 --> 00:54:07,332 <i>But if you do, there's an address on the back of this card.</i>
- 00:54:09,334 --> 00:54:14,297 <i>Go alone, and you'll find the beginning of a very long answer.</i>
- 00:54:32,565 --> 00:54:33,566 [sighs]
- 00:54:35,735 --> 00:54:37,779 [neighbor] Mark, is that you?
- 00:54:37,862 --> 00:54:39,447 Oh. Hi, Mrs. Selvig.
- 00:54:40,448 --> 00:54:44,452 Oh, will you color me embarrassed for the mix-up with the bins?
- 00:54:44,536 --> 00:54:46,579 Oh. No, it's no problem.
- 00:54:47,789 --> 00:54:48,790 How was dinner?
- 00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:54,379 Fine. I'm just, you know, tired. [sighs]
- 00:54:54,462 --> 00:54:57,006 You know, my mother was a Catholic.
- 00:54:57,090 --> 00:55:02,804 She used to say it takes the saints eight hours to bless a sleeping child.
- 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,057 I hope you aren't rushing the saints.
- 00:55:07,141 --> 00:55:10,562 Well, I'll give them ample time tonight.
- 00:55:12,146 --> 00:55:13,648 Good night, Mrs. Selvig.
- 00:55:13,731 --> 00:55:14,732 Mark.
- 00:55:17,902 --> 00:55:19,612 You're good people.
- 00:55:36,421 --> 00:55:37,422 [door opens]
- 00:55:39,299 --> 00:55:40,300 [door closes]
- 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:07,932 Разделение
- 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:49,640 {\an8}«ЛЮМОН» МАРК СКАУТ, ДОСТУП РЗДЛН
- 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:42,044 ДОСТУП РЗДЛН
- 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,926 {\an8}МАРК С. АЛЛЕНТАУН
- 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:44,453 ДРЕЙНСВИЛЛ
- 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:10,414 ОБРАБОТКА МАКРОДАННЫХ
- 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:47,243 АДМИНИСТРАЦИЯ
- 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,247 {\an8}В «ЛЮМОНЕ» ПЕРЕРАБАТЫВАЮТ!
- 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,301 ТРИ РАЗА
- 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,535 {\an8}B-004 ВОПРОС: КТО ЭТО?
- 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,579 ВОПРОС Q-001: КТО ВЫ? СТАНДАРТНЫЙ ОТВЕТ: НЕИЗВЕСТНО
- 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:42,622 ЛЮБИТЕ ПОЛЕЖАТЬ НА СТОЛЕ?
- 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,317 {\an8}КАКОЙ У МИСТЕРА ЭГАНА ЛЮБИМЫЙ ЗАВТРАК?
- 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:07,859 РАЗДЕЛЕННЫМ ПРОХОД ЗАПРЕЩЕН
- 00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:30,001 {\an8}ХЕЛЛИ Р.
- 00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:26,993 «ЛЮМОН» ХЕЛЛИ Р. ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ
- 00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:37,034 МИСТЕРУ СКАУТУ
- 00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:01,517 {\an8}КАРТА ВИП «У ПИПА»
- 00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:02,977 {\an8}ВЛАДЕЛЕЦ КАРТЫ ПОЛУЧАЕТ ОДНОРАЗОВЫЙ ДОСТУП
- 00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:04,145 {\an8}В ВИП-ЗАЛ РЕСТОРАНА «У ПИПА»
- 00:35:04,228 --> 00:35:05,479 Я ВИП У ПИПА
- 00:35:57,865 --> 00:36:00,868 {\an8}БЭРД-КРИК ЖИЛОЙ КВАРТАЛ
- 00:49:28,718 --> 00:49:29,719 ВХОДЯЩИЙ ВЫЗОВ МИССИС СЕЛВИГ
- 00:49:29,802 --> 00:49:31,596 «У ПИПА» ОБЕД, УЖИН
- 00:49:31,679 --> 00:49:33,431 ВИП-ЗОНА
- 00:52:41,577 --> 00:52:44,372 «У ПИПА»
- 00:53:06,602 --> 00:53:10,731 С ДНЁМ РОЖДЕНИЯ, ЛЮБИМАЯ ПЛЕМЯННИЦА!
- 00:54:14,212 --> 00:54:17,340 Халф-луп-роуд, 499
- 00:00:15,141 --> 00:00:16,309 מי את?
- 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:28,154 מי את?
- 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:51,719 הלו?
- 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,271 אני מצטער, הקדמתי את המאוחר.
- 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,315 היי, את על השולחן.
- 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,652 אני תוהה אם תסכימי לענות על סקר קצר.
- 00:01:08,945 --> 00:01:09,946 מי שם?
- 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:11,489 חמש שאלות.
- 00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:12,866 אני יודע שאת מנומנמת,
- 00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:16,327 אבל אני בטוח שזה יגרום לך להרגיש כמו חדשה.
- 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:18,830 מי מדבר?
- 00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:29,382 אלוהים.
- 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:41,519 היי! תפתח את הדלת!
- 00:01:48,443 --> 00:01:51,696 אני אשמח לשוחח אחרי שנסיים את הסקר.
- 00:01:52,322 --> 00:01:54,032 שנתחיל בשאלה מספר אחת?
- 00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:56,910 אני לא עונה על הסקר שלך.
- 00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:00,330 שנתחיל בשאלה מספר אחת?
- 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,126 תן לי לצאת מכאן.
- 00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:10,088 היי!
- 00:02:11,883 --> 00:02:13,176 תפתח את הדלת!
- 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:15,136 לעזאזל.
- 00:02:16,471 --> 00:02:19,098 היי! תן לי לצאת!
- 00:02:42,247 --> 00:02:43,248 היי.
- 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:46,042 שלום.
- 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:48,169 חמש שאלות?
- 00:02:49,629 --> 00:02:50,755 חמש שאלות.
- 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:53,341 מה יצא לי מזה בסוף?
- 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:57,303 תלוי בתשובות שלך.
- 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:01,766 בסדר.
- 00:03:02,642 --> 00:03:04,018 נהדר. בואי נתחיל.
- 00:03:04,519 --> 00:03:07,021 בתור התחלה, מי את?
- 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:09,524 זאת השאלה הראשונה?
- 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:11,401 שם פרטי יספיק.
- 00:03:25,874 --> 00:03:26,875 אני לא...
- 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:29,419 זה בסדר.
- 00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:32,547 אם את לא יכולה לענות על השאלה, תרגישי חופשייה לומר, "לא ידוע".
- 00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:35,091 מה זה?
- 00:03:35,175 --> 00:03:36,426 טוב, לא ידוע.
- 00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:40,763 שאלה שתיים, באיזו מדינה או טריטוריה של ארה"ב נולדת?
- 00:03:40,847 --> 00:03:43,016 רגע. - איזו מדינה או טריטוריה, בבקשה?
- 00:03:43,099 --> 00:03:44,642 אני לא יודעת. - לא ידוע.
- 00:03:44,726 --> 00:03:49,439 שאלה שלוש, צייני שם של כל מדינה או טריטוריה של ארה"ב.
- 00:03:49,522 --> 00:03:50,899 חרא. אני... - השם הראשון שקופץ.
- 00:03:50,982 --> 00:03:53,860 אני לא יודעת. דלאוור. מה זה? - דלאוור.
- 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:58,072 שאלה ארבע, מה ארוחת הבוקר האהובה על מר איגן?
- 00:03:58,156 --> 00:03:59,866 אני לא... זאת שאלה חסרת היגיון.
- 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:02,327 נכון? לא ידוע. שאלה חמש.
- 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,996 ותזכורת, זאת השאלה האחרונה.
- 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,372 למיטב זיכרונך,
- 00:04:06,456 --> 00:04:10,418 מהו או מה היה צבע העיניים של אימא שלך?
- 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,688 טוב, מה קורה?
- 00:04:30,772 --> 00:04:32,148 לא ידוע.
- 00:04:32,232 --> 00:04:38,112 אז יש לנו לא ידוע, לא ידוע, דלאוור, לא ידוע, לא ידוע.
- 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:40,907 מה עשית לי, לעזאזל?
- 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,003 זה ציון מושלם.
- 00:05:47,932 --> 00:05:49,642 - לומון מארק סקאוט, גישה לקומת מנותקים -
- 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:52,497 אתה מוכן למר סקאוט?
- 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:02,423 תודה.
- 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,136 בבקשה.
- 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:42,046 - כניסה למחלקת מנותקים -
- 00:08:32,931 --> 00:08:33,931 מר סקאוט.
- 00:08:34,015 --> 00:08:35,016 היי, ג'אד.
- 00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:48,530 טוב, נתראה בערב. - כן, נתראה בקרוב.
- 00:11:14,843 --> 00:11:16,928 - מארק ס', אלנטאון -
- 00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:18,888 הנשימה שלך מחורבנת. - סליחה.
- 00:11:18,972 --> 00:11:20,139 אתה חולה?
- 00:11:20,223 --> 00:11:22,392 אולי. פיטי משך באפו אתמול.
- 00:11:22,976 --> 00:11:24,853 אם תנשום עליי, אני אתלוש את הגרון שלך.
- 00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:27,355 וואו. זה הסלים מהר.
- 00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,649 אני חושב שתלישה של הגרון מוכה החיידקים שלי
- 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,360 תהפוך אותך לחולה יותר מאשר הנשימה שלי.
- 00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:34,070 לא. אנדורפינים.
- 00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:38,783 חסר לפיטי שלא יגיע היום, כי אני במרחק אפס שניות
- 00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:41,703 מסיום התיק של טמווטר, והוא צריך לעבד את זה.
- 00:11:41,786 --> 00:11:43,371 אני חושב שהוא לא הגיע.
- 00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:44,455 - דריינסוויל -
- 00:11:44,539 --> 00:11:48,042 אם הוא לא יעבד היום, הם ידעו על כך רק ביום שלישי הבא.
- 00:11:48,126 --> 00:11:50,753 זה בולשיט אופייני ל"לומון". - תיזהר, בחור.
- 00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:53,131 היי, ילדים. מה יש לארוחת ערב?
- 00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:55,049 לכל הרוחות, אירב. הזהרנו אותך.
- 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,718 בנוגע לברכה? התלוצצתם.
- 00:11:56,801 --> 00:12:00,763 לא, אנחנו באמת שונאים את זה. כמה סיבות מצאנו?
- 00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:03,725 שמונה. - שמונה סיבות.
- 00:12:03,808 --> 00:12:06,269 העיקרית שביניהן היא ההתנשאות הסמויה.
- 00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:09,856 וזה מבלבל. הילדים הכינו לך ארוחת ערב בתרחיש הזה? או...
- 00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:11,941 כן. איזה מין אבא מחורבן אתה?
- 00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:15,528 אין פיטי? - אנחנו חושבים שהוא חולה.
- 00:12:15,612 --> 00:12:18,448 אוי, לא. ודילן עומד לסיים את "טמווטר" היום.
- 00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:20,074 כן, ואם הוא לא יראה אותי מסיים,
- 00:12:20,158 --> 00:12:22,160 לא יבחרו בי למזקק הרבעון
- 00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:23,953 ואני אחמיץ את מסיבת האפיפיות הארורה.
- 00:12:24,037 --> 00:12:27,081 קיטורים, קיטורים. ההטבות האלה מחוץ להישג ידך.
- 00:12:27,165 --> 00:12:29,083 כשעיבדנו תיק בימים ההם,
- 00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:30,960 לחצו לנו יד ומילאו את קנקן החלב.
- 00:12:31,044 --> 00:12:33,379 אני עדיין לא מאמין שתמרצו בקנקן חלב.
- 00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:36,299 זאת האמת. ובזמנו היינו אסירי תודה על כך.
- 00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:38,051 זה דפוק, בנאדם.
- 00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:39,761 כן, דפוק מאוד.
- 00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:44,390 להשקיע את הכול בעבודה ולא לקבל ארוחת בוקר לילדים בתמורה.
- 00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:46,768 לאירב יש טפרים היום.
- 00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:50,271 בוקר טוב, מחלקת זיקוק נתוני-מקרו.
- 00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:51,564 היי, מר מילצ'יק.
- 00:12:52,649 --> 00:12:54,317 מארק, אפשר לדבר איתך?
- 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:10,416 - זיקוק נתוני-מקרו -
- 00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:27,559 בפעם האחרונה כשראית את גברת קובל, היא הייתה במשרד הישן שלה.
- 00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:29,102 עכשיו היא במשרד החדש.
- 00:13:29,686 --> 00:13:31,354 זה משרד שונה לגמרי.
- 00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:33,356 במה מדובר?
- 00:13:33,898 --> 00:13:34,899 היא לא תגיד את זה,
- 00:13:34,983 --> 00:13:37,819 אבל אני יודע שמחמאה על המשרד תעשה לה את היום.
- 00:13:43,783 --> 00:13:47,245 - מנהלה -
- 00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:51,249 מארק? תיכנס. סגור את הדלת.
- 00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:53,293 משרד יפה.
- 00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,044 איום ונורא.
- 00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:57,922 כן, הקודם היה טוב יותר.
- 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:07,849 אתה נראה נורא. כמו אחד שסובל מחמרמורת.
- 00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:10,268 שב.
- 00:14:16,024 --> 00:14:18,026 מועצת המנהלים תצטרף אלינו מרחוק היום.
- 00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:23,364 מארק ס' יושב בשולחן שלי.
- 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,876 שלום. את...
- 00:14:39,422 --> 00:14:42,217 אני מניח שזה קשור לכך שאני מנהל המחלקה בפועל היום.
- 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:45,470 בסדר. טוב... כלומר,
- 00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:48,681 החלפתי את פיטי בעבר, כך שזה לא סיפור.
- 00:14:48,765 --> 00:14:51,935 פיטי כבר לא עובד בחברה.
- 00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:54,062 סליחה?
- 00:14:55,480 --> 00:15:00,902 אמרתי, פיטי כבר לא עובד בחברה.
- 00:15:00,985 --> 00:15:05,281 אני מצטער, מארק. החברות שלכם הייתה מהאהובות עליי במשרד.
- 00:15:07,534 --> 00:15:11,079 כלומר, הייתה אמורה להיות הודעה על זה. מה קרה?
- 00:15:11,162 --> 00:15:12,288 נשמח לספר לך,
- 00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:15,333 אבל למרבה הצער, מדיניות הסודיות אוסרת זאת.
- 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:18,169 אנחנו נסייע לך בכך לחדור לפרטיות של פיטי.
- 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:26,135 מארק, אתה מוכן להניח את כרטיס המפתח שלך על שולחני?
- 00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:35,144 מארק ס', כעת אני מעניקה לך את החירות לשרת את קיר
- 00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:38,898 בתפקיד הבכיר של מנהל מחלקת זיקוק נתוני-מקרו.
- 00:15:38,982 --> 00:15:40,233 ברכותיי.
- 00:15:50,285 --> 00:15:53,121 לחיצת יד אפשרית לפי בקשה.
- 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,087 תודה. אפשר לקבל לחיצת יד?
- 00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:12,056 אני יודעת שלא ניהלת הדרכה בעבר, אבל אירווינג יגבה אותך.
- 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:16,603 תיצמד לתרשים הזרימה ותסלים כהלכה בכפוף לדיאלקטיקה.
- 00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:17,687 אתה תסתדר.
- 00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,648 אם אתה צריך כמה דקות... - תודה. אני לא צריך.
- 00:16:24,527 --> 00:16:27,655 ותודה גם למועצת המנהלים.
- 00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:34,495 מועצת המנהלים לא תתרום לפגישה הזאת, באופן ווקלי.
- 00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:47,258 המזקק האחרון שלנו, שהיה אישה...
- 00:16:47,342 --> 00:16:48,885 קרול. התפקיד הקודם של דילן.
- 00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:53,014 אל תהיה עצוב.
- 00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:55,725 אני בסדר. אנחנו נהיה בסדר.
- 00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,685 אני יודע שאתה ופיטי הייתם קרובים.
- 00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:01,105 הוא היה היחיד שהעריך את ההומור שלך.
- 00:17:01,189 --> 00:17:05,109 הכול בסדר. אז אני אמור להתחיל בסקר התשומה?
- 00:17:05,193 --> 00:17:06,402 זה לא קצת מוזר?
- 00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:07,529 זה סטנדרטי.
- 00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:10,948 תתחיל באחת-א' ותמשיך לפי שורה, על סמך התשובות שלה.
- 00:17:11,032 --> 00:17:13,033 מה אם פשוט אדבר איתה?
- 00:17:13,117 --> 00:17:16,663 מגיע לה שהמידע יוצג בפניה בסדר הנכון.
- 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,164 כפי שקרה איתך.
- 00:17:18,248 --> 00:17:19,249 - לומון מיחזורים! -
- 00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:23,962 "אם המתלמד נהיה עצבני ודורש לעזוב, דלג לעמוד 19."
- 00:17:25,129 --> 00:17:27,966 היא צריכה לבקש שלוש פעמים כדי שתרשה לה.
- 00:17:28,049 --> 00:17:29,926 הבנתי. כן.
- 00:17:30,426 --> 00:17:32,303 - המתלמד חייב לבקש לעזוב שלוש פעמים -
- 00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:36,641 התמונה טובה.
- 00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:39,060 היא נראית נחמדה.
- 00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:41,813 טוב. אתם מוכנים.
- 00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:47,944 אני פשוט אוהב לראות את כולכם מגיעים בדרך הזאת.
- 00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:51,155 תתחיל כשאתה מוכן.
- 00:17:54,993 --> 00:17:56,369 בסדר. - טוב.
- 00:17:56,452 --> 00:17:57,537 - הצהרת מתלמד בי-004: מי מדבר? -
- 00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,581 - שאלה קיו-001: מי אתה? תגובה סטנדרטית: לא ידוע -
- 00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:04,043 תתחיל.
- 00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:08,006 מי את?
- 00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:18,600 בסדר.
- 00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:22,020 מי את?
- 00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:28,943 מארק. - מה?
- 00:18:29,027 --> 00:18:30,528 דילגת על ההקדמה.
- 00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:32,155 הלו?
- 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:33,698 חרא!
- 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,829 אני מצטער, הקדמתי את המאוחר.
- 00:18:41,789 --> 00:18:42,624 - היי, את שעל השולחן. -
- 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,918 זהו זה. - בסדר.
- 00:18:46,252 --> 00:18:47,795 היי, את שעל השולחן.
- 00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:50,548 אני תוהה אם תסכימי לענות על סקר קצר.
- 00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:53,676 מי שם?
- 00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:55,929 חמש שאלות.
- 00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:57,222 אני יודע שאת מנומנמת,
- 00:18:57,305 --> 00:19:00,350 אבל אני בטוח שזה יגרום לך להרגיש כמו חדשה.
- 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,353 מי מדבר?
- 00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:05,396 "מי מדבר?"
- 00:19:10,151 --> 00:19:11,319 - מה ארוחת הבוקר האהובה על מר איגן? -
- 00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:19,661 היי! תפתח את הדלת!
- 00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,037 מארק.
- 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,915 אני אשמח לשוחח אחרי שנסיים את הסקר.
- 00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,208 שנתחיל בשאלה מספר אחת?
- 00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,252 אני לא עונה על הסקר שלך.
- 00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,924 שנתחיל בשאלה מספר אחת?
- 00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:35,051 תן לי לצאת מכאן. היי!
- 00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:41,266 תפתח את הדלת! - היא לא אמורה לעשות את זה.
- 00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:42,851 היי!
- 00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:44,227 היא תפרוץ פנימה.
- 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,895 תן לי לצאת! - היא לא תפרוץ.
- 00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:48,481 את רואה את זה?
- 00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:50,984 אני צופה.
- 00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:53,444 שאעזור?
- 00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:56,447 לא.
- 00:20:03,872 --> 00:20:05,540 זה ציון מושלם.
- 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,628 אני חושב שאני יודע ממה נובע הנתק בינינו.
- 00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:14,257 מה? - הייתה הקדמה
- 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,885 שהייתי אמור להקריא לפני הסקר,
- 00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:19,512 שתוביל לשאלות ו...
- 00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:23,224 אבל לצערי דילגתי עליה והתחלתי ישר עם הסקר.
- 00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:24,350 אני בהמה?
- 00:20:25,351 --> 00:20:26,352 סליחה?
- 00:20:27,604 --> 00:20:31,524 גידלתם אותי כמזון ולכן אין לי זיכרונות?
- 00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:39,199 את חושבת שגידלנו אדם בוגר, הענקנו לך תודעה...
- 00:20:39,282 --> 00:20:40,867 אני לא יודעת. - טיפחנו את הציפורניים שלך ו...
- 00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,202 אני לא יודעת. אני לא מכירה אותך.
- 00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:44,495 לא, את לא בהמה. אלוהים אדירים.
- 00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,581 אז מה השם שלי?
- 00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,125 הלי.
- 00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:52,253 שמך הלי. הלי ר'.
- 00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:54,672 בבקשה.
- 00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:11,189 תודה שאת עונה על הסקר.
- 00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:15,276 אני חש שהשאלות גרמו לך להרגיש מפוחדת או מבולבלת.
- 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:19,697 טוב, החדשות הטובות הן שאת באוריינטציה.
- 00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:28,957 את מבינה, התקבלת למשרה
- 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,085 בקומת המנותקים של "לומון תעשיות".
- 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,837 קומת המה?
- 00:21:45,932 --> 00:21:49,561 אה. אני מבין שאת מבולבלת בגלל הליך הניתוק.
- 00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,855 לפני שנגיע לזה,
- 00:21:51,938 --> 00:21:56,609 בואי נשוחח על משהו שאני בטוח ששמעת עליו, האיזון בין עבודה לחיים.
- 00:21:57,569 --> 00:21:59,654 בתור התחלה, דמייני את עצמך כנדנדה.
- 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,533 איי! חרא!
- 00:22:03,616 --> 00:22:05,702 הדלת נעולה מבחוץ!
- 00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:07,161 תן לי לצאת! - אלוהים!
- 00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:13,209 אפשר לעצור לרגע? בבקשה.
- 00:22:25,305 --> 00:22:26,306 בבקשה.
- 00:22:48,411 --> 00:22:50,205 טוב, שמי מארק.
- 00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:54,792 ו... אז אני...
- 00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:57,378 לפני כמה שנים התעוררתי על השולחן הזה.
- 00:22:58,004 --> 00:22:59,047 בחדר הזה.
- 00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:04,886 וקול חסר גוף שאל אותי 19 פעמים מי אני.
- 00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:10,225 וכשהבנתי שאני לא יכול לענות,
- 00:23:10,308 --> 00:23:15,730 אמרתי לקול ההוא שאני אמצא אותו ואהרוג אותו.
- 00:23:17,649 --> 00:23:20,568 לא יודע למה אמרתי את זה. גם אני פחדתי.
- 00:23:21,819 --> 00:23:23,154 הרגת את הקול ההוא?
- 00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:25,865 לא.
- 00:23:26,574 --> 00:23:31,120 לא, שמו של הקול היה פיטי, והוא הפך לחבר הכי טוב שלי.
- 00:23:33,206 --> 00:23:36,751 אז תשמעי, אפשר לנהל כאן חיים, הלי.
- 00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:39,295 לנהל חיים?
- 00:23:48,346 --> 00:23:54,811 את מבינה, החיים, כמו נדנדה...
- 00:23:57,564 --> 00:23:59,315 תן לי לצאת מכאן, לעזאזל!
- 00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:11,828 תבקשי ממני שוב. - מה?
- 00:24:11,911 --> 00:24:15,832 ביקשת פעמיים לעזוב. תבקשי עוד פעם אחת.
- 00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,877 מארק. - כן?
- 00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:22,255 אני רוצה לעזוב את הבניין עכשיו.
- 00:24:24,674 --> 00:24:27,677 אני מבין שאת מרגישה שלא מסתדר לך כאן ב"לומון".
- 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,347 למרות אכזבתי, לא ארצה להשאיר אותך במקום שאינך מרוצה בו.
- 00:24:31,431 --> 00:24:34,392 אז בואי נוציא אותך מכאן.
- 00:24:40,857 --> 00:24:41,858 אירב.
- 00:25:04,631 --> 00:25:08,426 המחלקות מרווחות למדי, אבל יום אחד הן יתמלאו.
- 00:25:08,510 --> 00:25:10,220 הם מתכננים הרחבה.
- 00:25:11,054 --> 00:25:12,639 ואני מה, חלק מזה?
- 00:25:13,473 --> 00:25:15,433 לא. את מחליפה.
- 00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:17,519 מחליפה של מי?
- 00:25:19,395 --> 00:25:21,105 למה נשמע לי שאתה שונא את זה?
- 00:25:28,321 --> 00:25:30,698 הנה גרם המדרגות שלך. מעבר לפינה.
- 00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:39,165 אתה לא בא איתי?
- 00:25:39,249 --> 00:25:40,667 אסור לי לראות.
- 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,252 סליחה?
- 00:25:42,335 --> 00:25:43,753 ברגע שאת עוזבת, את...
- 00:25:45,505 --> 00:25:46,840 אני לא יכול לראות אותך עוזבת.
- 00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:55,390 ודאי שלא.
- 00:26:04,774 --> 00:26:07,861 - מפתן מחלקת מנותקים מוגבל -
- 00:26:28,548 --> 00:26:30,592 מה לעזאזל?
- 00:27:22,894 --> 00:27:24,479 אני מתה? - לא.
- 00:27:25,104 --> 00:27:27,482 זה לא הגיהינום או משהו כזה? - לא.
- 00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:30,360 אז למה אני לא יכולה לעזוב, לעזאזל?
- 00:27:30,443 --> 00:27:33,238 עזבת, כרגע. לפחות הגעת לגרם המדרגות.
- 00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:35,698 עזבת, אבל חזרת.
- 00:27:36,783 --> 00:27:38,368 לא נכון. - כן נכון.
- 00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:40,328 בואי.
- 00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:46,668 משתמשת בציוד משרדי כנשק ביומך הראשון.
- 00:27:47,836 --> 00:27:50,129 יהיה כיף איתך.
- 00:27:50,839 --> 00:27:52,674 אני מזדהה איתך.
- 00:27:52,757 --> 00:27:57,762 רציתי לכסח את מארק בעצמי, אבל אני המעסיקה שלו.
- 00:27:57,846 --> 00:27:59,889 והוא מנהל המחלקה שלך.
- 00:28:00,682 --> 00:28:03,268 כך ששתינו נצטרך להיות חזקות.
- 00:28:04,102 --> 00:28:08,106 החדשות הטובות הן שנשאר רק עוד חלק אחד באוריינטציה שלך,
- 00:28:08,189 --> 00:28:11,317 שמארק לא יכול לקלקל.
- 00:28:12,110 --> 00:28:13,361 למה?
- 00:28:13,945 --> 00:28:15,864 כי זה וידאו.
- 00:28:23,371 --> 00:28:25,540 ברוכה הבאה ל"לומון", הלי.
- 00:28:28,293 --> 00:28:30,003 - הלי ר' -
- 00:28:51,441 --> 00:28:52,734 שב.
- 00:29:11,711 --> 00:29:13,087 את כועסת עליי?
- 00:29:14,255 --> 00:29:18,635 בגלל אי הכשירות או אי הציות?
- 00:29:19,844 --> 00:29:21,679 ובכן... - כן!
- 00:29:23,473 --> 00:29:25,850 אתה יודע, אימא שלי הייתה אתיאיסטית.
- 00:29:26,809 --> 00:29:30,188 היא נהגה לומר שיש חדשות טובות וחדשות רעות בנוגע לגיהינום.
- 00:29:30,772 --> 00:29:32,190 החדשות הטובות הן,
- 00:29:32,857 --> 00:29:37,695 הגיהינום הוא רק תוצר של דמיון אנושי מורבידי.
- 00:29:37,779 --> 00:29:38,780 החדשות הרעות הן,
- 00:29:40,365 --> 00:29:44,285 כל דבר שבני אדם מסוגלים לדמיין, הם מסוגלים גם ליצור בדרך כלל.
- 00:29:48,623 --> 00:29:50,166 אני לא יודע מה זה אומר.
- 00:29:52,043 --> 00:29:55,630 מחלקה כמו שלך יכולה להיות ממש טובה או ממש רעה.
- 00:29:56,381 --> 00:29:58,299 אתה יודע מה עושה את ההבדל?
- 00:30:05,181 --> 00:30:06,182 האנשים.
- 00:30:17,694 --> 00:30:18,987 את יכולה לשבת.
- 00:30:24,951 --> 00:30:26,995 - "לומון" "הלי ר'." ברוכה הבאה -
- 00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:35,545 טוב, תשבי, בבקשה.
- 00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:46,431 שמי הלי ר'.
- 00:30:48,766 --> 00:30:49,934 אני מצטלמת לווידאו הזה
- 00:30:50,018 --> 00:30:54,189 כשעתיים לפני שהוא יוצג לי.
- 00:30:56,149 --> 00:30:59,485 בחרתי, מרצוני החופשי, לעבור הליך
- 00:30:59,569 --> 00:31:01,487 שמכונה בלשון מדוברת "ניתוק".
- 00:31:03,323 --> 00:31:08,411 נתתי את הסכמתי לפצל באופן כירורגי את הכרונולוגיות התפיסתיות שלי,
- 00:31:08,494 --> 00:31:12,665 הפרדת הזיכרונות שלי בין חיי המקצועיים לחיי הפרטיים.
- 00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:14,959 אני מכירה בכך שמעתה ואילך
- 00:31:15,043 --> 00:31:19,130 הגישה שלי לזיכרונותיי תהיה מוכתבת מבחינה מרחבית.
- 00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:22,967 לא תהיה לי גישה לזיכרונות חיצוניים
- 00:31:23,051 --> 00:31:25,970 בזמן שאעבוד בקומת המרתף ב"לומון",
- 00:31:26,054 --> 00:31:28,515 ולא אזכור זיכרונות מקצועיים לאחר שאצא משם.
- 00:31:30,934 --> 00:31:34,187 אני מודעת לכך שהשינוי הזה
- 00:31:34,270 --> 00:31:37,190 מקיף ובלתי הפיך.
- 00:31:38,775 --> 00:31:40,443 אני אומרת את זה מרצוני החופשי.
- 00:31:45,782 --> 00:31:48,701 טוב, סיימנו.
- 00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:56,834 בסדר.
- 00:31:57,919 --> 00:31:58,920 בבקשה.
- 00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:19,274 אז אני לא אצא מכאן לעולם?
- 00:32:21,526 --> 00:32:22,819 את תעזבי בחמש בערב.
- 00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:26,489 בעצם, משחררים אותנו בזמנים שונים, אז 5:15.
- 00:32:27,699 --> 00:32:30,869 אבל לא תרגישי כך. לפחות לא הגרסה הזאת שלך.
- 00:32:32,579 --> 00:32:33,913 יש לי משפחה?
- 00:32:34,956 --> 00:32:36,291 לא תדעי לעולם.
- 00:32:37,876 --> 00:32:39,586 ואין לי ברירה.
- 00:32:40,753 --> 00:32:46,009 בכל פעם כשתמצאי את עצמך כאן, זה מפני שבחרת לחזור.
- 00:33:14,078 --> 00:33:15,079 שלום.
- 00:33:53,201 --> 00:33:54,327 לילה טוב.
- 00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:55,411 לילה טוב.
- 00:34:36,035 --> 00:34:37,036 - מר סקאוט -
- 00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:47,045 "מארק היקר, בזמן שסחבת קופסאות בחדר היום,
- 00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:49,507 נתקלת במקרן שקופיות תלוי
- 00:34:49,591 --> 00:34:53,178 וספגת מהלומה קטנה ברקה."
- 00:35:00,143 --> 00:35:01,519 - פיפ'ס בר וגריל כרטיס כניסה לאח"מ -
- 00:35:01,603 --> 00:35:02,979 - כרטיס מתנה לכניסה חד-פעמית -
- 00:35:03,062 --> 00:35:04,147 - לאגף האח"מים של פיפ'ס. -
- 00:35:04,230 --> 00:35:05,481 - אני אח"ם של פיפ'ס -
- 00:35:21,289 --> 00:35:22,498 היי!
- 00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:24,751 מצטער.
- 00:35:26,127 --> 00:35:27,962 תתמקד בכביש הקפוא.
- 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,841 מצטער.
- 00:35:57,867 --> 00:36:00,870 - ביירד קריק -
- 00:36:31,568 --> 00:36:35,572 החרק הזה יבלה את רוב שלושה עד שבעה ימי חייו...
- 00:36:53,506 --> 00:36:57,927 לא, אני יודע, גברת סלוויג. זה היה שוב בשטח שלי.
- 00:36:58,761 --> 00:37:02,515 כן. מחר בערב אוספים זבל. הערב אוספים ממוחזרים.
- 00:37:03,516 --> 00:37:06,644 כן, זה מוזר, אבל ככה הם עובדים.
- 00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:09,063 ועם שני סוגי הזבל שלך, אין מקום ל...
- 00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:27,999 היי. - היי.
- 00:37:32,212 --> 00:37:33,213 שכחת?
- 00:37:38,176 --> 00:37:39,761 כן. לעזאזל.
- 00:37:39,844 --> 00:37:40,845 זה בסדר.
- 00:37:41,846 --> 00:37:42,847 מצטערת. - זה בסדר.
- 00:37:42,931 --> 00:37:45,642 אתה רוצה ללבוש מכנסיים ואני... - אני לובש מכנסיים.
- 00:37:45,725 --> 00:37:47,519 אפגוש אותך... אלה לא מכנסיים.
- 00:37:48,895 --> 00:37:52,732 אז אם אין ארוחת ערב, איך זה ארוחת ערב?
- 00:37:52,815 --> 00:37:53,942 בסדר. - כאילו...
- 00:37:54,651 --> 00:37:56,319 אתה חייב לי את זה.
- 00:37:56,402 --> 00:37:57,946 באמת? - כן.
- 00:37:58,029 --> 00:38:01,324 זוכר את הפעם ההיא כשהיינו ילדים והייתי אחות הרבה יותר טובה ממך?
- 00:38:01,407 --> 00:38:03,868 זה נשמט מזיכרוני כנראה.
- 00:38:05,328 --> 00:38:07,747 בנוסף, אנחנו מתקרבים ליום השנה,
- 00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:09,707 אז חשבתי שתרצה להיות בחברת אנשים.
- 00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:12,126 לא.
- 00:38:14,170 --> 00:38:16,464 זה יפה. מאיפה זה?
- 00:38:16,548 --> 00:38:18,758 זה קרה בעבודה, והם התנצלו.
- 00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:20,802 הם התנצלו. תודה לאל.
- 00:38:21,845 --> 00:38:23,763 הם צירפו הסבר להתנצלות?
- 00:38:23,847 --> 00:38:26,182 זה בסדר. קיבלתי כרטיס מתנה.
- 00:38:26,766 --> 00:38:29,477 קיבלת כרטיס מתנה. איפה תשתמש בו?
- 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,646 אני לא יודע. "פיפ'ס".
- 00:38:32,272 --> 00:38:35,149 מובן ש"פיפ'ס". טוב, תיהנה.
- 00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:37,026 אני איהנה, בלעדייך.
- 00:38:46,286 --> 00:38:47,745 הנה השבוי שלנו.
- 00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:50,248 היי, ריק. - ריקן. בחייך, ריקן.
- 00:38:51,499 --> 00:38:53,418 אתה, אדוני, נראה שליו. - אתה יודע.
- 00:38:54,127 --> 00:38:55,336 בסדר. - היי, מותק.
- 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,421 היי.
- 00:38:57,172 --> 00:39:01,759 לא, אני חושב שמה שאנשים רבים מפספסים הוא שהחיים הם לא אוכל.
- 00:39:01,843 --> 00:39:03,553 נכון. - יש לך חיים,
- 00:39:03,636 --> 00:39:07,056 תכונה מורכבת של יכולת חישה ופעילות.
- 00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:09,934 ויש לך אוכל, שזה מה?
- 00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:11,394 כן, מה זה? - דלק.
- 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:14,355 קלוריות. זה לא אותו הדבר.
- 00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,816 כן, זה מדויק, פטון. - אני מסכימה.
- 00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,568 אם כי...
- 00:39:18,651 --> 00:39:23,865 מצטערת, למארק ולאבא שלי היה בקבוקון שחרוט עליו "וויסקי זה החיים".
- 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,327 נכון. - זאת הייתה בדיחה מתבקשת.
- 00:39:27,410 --> 00:39:29,787 זה נכון. הוא היה אלכוהוליסט שלא אובחן.
- 00:39:29,871 --> 00:39:33,249 מארק, ריקן אמר לריבק ולי שאתה מרצה להיסטוריה לשעבר.
- 00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:34,334 כן.
- 00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:36,794 אז אני סקרנית לשמוע את דעתך על זה.
- 00:39:38,213 --> 00:39:40,215 על עניין האוכל מול החיים.
- 00:39:42,342 --> 00:39:45,887 אני לא יודע. לימדתי בעיקר על מלחמת העולם הראשונה.
- 00:39:45,970 --> 00:39:48,097 בסדר. יש לי שאלה.
- 00:39:48,181 --> 00:39:49,933 בדיוק קראתי מאמר
- 00:39:50,016 --> 00:39:53,770 על השוואה בין רמות האלימות והלחימה לאורך ההיסטוריה.
- 00:39:54,395 --> 00:39:55,396 התרעת חנון.
- 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,898 פורנו מלחמה, אני יודע.
- 00:39:57,982 --> 00:40:03,446 בכל מקרה, במאמר נכתב שאנשים קראו לה "המלחמה הגדולה".
- 00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:06,699 מתברר שזאת הייתה טעות לקרוא לה מלה"ע הראשונה.
- 00:40:07,283 --> 00:40:08,618 זה נכון?
- 00:40:12,413 --> 00:40:17,794 טוב... איש לא קרא לה מלחמת העולם הראשונה
- 00:40:17,877 --> 00:40:21,214 כי מלחמת העולם השנייה טרם התרחשה.
- 00:40:22,465 --> 00:40:24,092 וואו. - כמובן.
- 00:40:24,175 --> 00:40:25,593 זה נכון לחלוטין. - דה.
- 00:40:26,302 --> 00:40:27,345 זה נכון כל כך.
- 00:40:27,428 --> 00:40:28,972 בגלל זה אנחנו מביאים אותו.
- 00:40:29,931 --> 00:40:33,518 אשתו המנוחה של מארק, ג'מה, גם הייתה מחנכת. ספרות רוסית.
- 00:40:33,601 --> 00:40:35,520 אני אוהבת ספרות. - נכון?
- 00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:38,690 אבל מארק עובד ב"לומון" עכשיו.
- 00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:40,108 ריקן. - באמת?
- 00:40:40,191 --> 00:40:42,068 כן, כשנתיים.
- 00:40:42,151 --> 00:40:44,112 אתה מפתח את התרופות? - לא.
- 00:40:44,195 --> 00:40:46,865 חשבתי ש"לומון" מתמקדת יותר בצד הטכנולוגי.
- 00:40:46,948 --> 00:40:48,741 החברה נוסדה במאה ה-19. - באמת?
- 00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:50,618 משחות מקומיות, נכון?
- 00:40:50,702 --> 00:40:51,786 מה הם לא מייצרים?
- 00:40:52,745 --> 00:40:55,456 כן, אבל אני במחלקת הארכיונים של התאגיד, אז...
- 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,792 אז אתה יודע את כל הסודות המלוכלכים?
- 00:40:58,334 --> 00:41:00,128 לא, לא ממש. - לא.
- 00:41:00,211 --> 00:41:04,340 העבודה של מארק רגישה מספיק כדי לחייב את הליך הניתוק.
- 00:41:08,845 --> 00:41:09,846 וואו.
- 00:41:11,764 --> 00:41:13,266 זה משהו מיוחד, נכון?
- 00:41:15,018 --> 00:41:18,313 כן. זה גם משהו שזכותו לבחור אם לספר עליו או לא.
- 00:41:18,396 --> 00:41:19,856 נכון, ריקן? - אלוהים.
- 00:41:19,939 --> 00:41:21,816 לא. לא. - אלוהים, מארק.
- 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,568 תסלח לי, בבקשה. - לא, זה בסדר. לא אכפת לי.
- 00:41:23,651 --> 00:41:26,696 אני מתנצל. - לא, אני חושבת שזה מרתק.
- 00:41:26,779 --> 00:41:28,448 הלוואי שיכולתי לעשות את זה.
- 00:41:29,532 --> 00:41:32,911 הייתי חושבת כל הזמן על הצד השני של חיי.
- 00:41:35,788 --> 00:41:38,750 ובכן... אין צד שני.
- 00:41:39,626 --> 00:41:41,711 זה אני. אני מבצע את עבודתי.
- 00:41:41,794 --> 00:41:45,924 אני פשוט לא מבינה את המרכיב הרגשי. איך מרגישים?
- 00:41:49,177 --> 00:41:52,555 זה פשוט. הזיכרונות מפוצלים לשניים,
- 00:41:52,639 --> 00:41:55,975 אז כשאתה לא בעבודה, אתה לא זוכר מה אתה עושה שם.
- 00:41:56,059 --> 00:41:57,060 אני צודק, מארק?
- 00:41:57,143 --> 00:41:59,938 ובכן, זה... - אז אתה מגיע בתשע בבוקר,
- 00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:02,607 ולפתע השעה חמש, ואתה הולך הביתה?
- 00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:05,235 משחררים אותנו בזמנים שונים, אז... - זמנים שונים?
- 00:42:05,318 --> 00:42:08,571 ואז, באופן הפוך, כשאתה בעבודה אין לך גישה לזיכרונות מחוץ לעבודה.
- 00:42:08,655 --> 00:42:12,325 אז למעשה, הגרסה הזאת שלך לכודה שם בפנים.
- 00:42:12,408 --> 00:42:14,577 טוב...
- 00:42:14,661 --> 00:42:17,205 לא לכודה, אבל... - אבל מה?
- 00:42:21,292 --> 00:42:25,255 לא, אני סקרן. מה רצית לומר? אני לא לכוד, אבל מה?
- 00:42:28,132 --> 00:42:29,133 מה רצית לומר?
- 00:42:33,263 --> 00:42:36,057 אז אנחנו יודעים מה עמדתך בנוגע להתנהגות של הקונגרס.
- 00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:37,433 טוב, אני חושב שאנחנו
- 00:42:37,517 --> 00:42:38,643 מפספסים את הנקודה. - כן.
- 00:42:40,311 --> 00:42:42,981 הנקודה היא שמארק עשה בחירה.
- 00:42:43,064 --> 00:42:44,816 והבחירה הזאת שנויה במחלוקת,
- 00:42:46,192 --> 00:42:48,152 מבחינה אתית ומבחינה חברתית.
- 00:42:48,736 --> 00:42:51,489 מוסרית. מדעית.
- 00:42:52,532 --> 00:42:55,952 אבל מארק, אני תומך בך
- 00:42:56,578 --> 00:42:57,787 ללא כל הסתייגות.
- 00:42:57,871 --> 00:42:59,497 יפה אמרת. - תודה.
- 00:42:59,581 --> 00:43:02,000 בהחלט. - אני בהחלט תומכת במארק.
- 00:43:03,126 --> 00:43:04,127 וואו.
- 00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:08,089 תודה. זה מתוק מאוד.
- 00:43:08,965 --> 00:43:11,384 טוב, הגענו לשלב שבו באופן מסורתי
- 00:43:11,467 --> 00:43:13,511 אני אומר משהו כמו, "תתחילו לחפור".
- 00:43:14,888 --> 00:43:17,473 אבל אני חייב לומר, אני חושב שהיעדר האוכל
- 00:43:17,557 --> 00:43:22,103 אפשר לנו לעשות את זה ברמה מעמיקה בהרבה.
- 00:43:22,187 --> 00:43:24,022 כן. לא, בהחלט. - נכון?
- 00:43:24,105 --> 00:43:26,983 אמרתי שחברתי בלימה לא אירחה ארוחת ערב עם אוכל מזה...
- 00:43:28,610 --> 00:43:31,279 אם אתן לך 3,000 דולר, תסלח לי?
- 00:43:32,572 --> 00:43:37,493 ובכן, מאחר שהתינוק שלך חף מפשע ולא שותף לזוועות הערב,
- 00:43:37,577 --> 00:43:41,039 אחכה עד אחרי שהוא ייוולד כדי לרצוח אותך.
- 00:43:41,122 --> 00:43:44,542 אלוהים. בבקשה, חבר.
- 00:43:47,587 --> 00:43:48,588 תודה.
- 00:43:53,510 --> 00:43:57,597 איך הולך עם הפסיכולוג הטוב בעל השפם הקטן והמוזר?
- 00:44:02,519 --> 00:44:03,520 אתה לא הולך אליו?
- 00:44:05,355 --> 00:44:07,815 העניין עם העבודה עזר.
- 00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:10,151 כן.
- 00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:14,531 אני גאה בך על כך שלקחת את המשרה הזאת. באמת.
- 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,034 ואני חושבת שגם היא הייתה גאה בך. אני בטוחה בכך.
- 00:44:21,329 --> 00:44:24,874 אני פשוט מרגישה שלשכוח אותה במשך שמונה שעות ביום
- 00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:27,794 זה לא כמו להחלים.
- 00:44:35,844 --> 00:44:37,679 אתה רוצה לישון כאן, מאחר שאתה כבר כאן?
- 00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,181 לא.
- 00:44:41,349 --> 00:44:42,350 למה?
- 00:44:42,433 --> 00:44:44,269 לבית שלך יש ריח של היריון.
- 00:44:48,064 --> 00:44:50,275 כן, אני פשוט לא מבינה את המרכיב הרגשי.
- 00:44:52,110 --> 00:44:53,528 היא הייתה כיפית, נכון?
- 00:44:54,112 --> 00:44:56,906 אתה נשאר כאן הלילה. - לא.
- 00:44:56,990 --> 00:44:58,908 אני יוצר את כל הסדינים בעצמי,
- 00:44:58,992 --> 00:45:02,036 כך שייקח עוד זמן מה לסיים את הגדול.
- 00:45:02,787 --> 00:45:05,290 אבל המיטה הכפולה נוחה,
- 00:45:05,373 --> 00:45:08,126 והפיג'מות נטוו בנול ידני בלטי,
- 00:45:08,209 --> 00:45:10,587 כך שתישן טוב.
- 00:45:11,129 --> 00:45:15,258 תודה. אני עדיין לא מבין את הקטע עם שלוש המיטות.
- 00:45:15,341 --> 00:45:17,343 נכון. - עמית של ריקן אמר לנו
- 00:45:17,427 --> 00:45:21,264 שהחלפת מיטות בזמן שהילד גדל עלולה לפגוע בילד.
- 00:45:21,347 --> 00:45:22,724 ללא תקנה.
- 00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:27,020 אבל אם תספק לילד את כל המיטות ביום הולדתו,
- 00:45:27,103 --> 00:45:30,148 תאפשר לו להתקדם ממיטה למיטה בקצב שלו.
- 00:45:30,773 --> 00:45:32,358 הבנתי. כן.
- 00:45:37,488 --> 00:45:38,489 כן.
- 00:45:39,574 --> 00:45:41,576 אני חושב שאנשים נהנו ממך מאוד הערב, מארק.
- 00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:44,829 יופי.
- 00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:46,539 טוב, מותק.
- 00:45:47,665 --> 00:45:48,750 אתה מוכן, מותק? - כן.
- 00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:49,918 בוא נלך. - חלומות נעימים.
- 00:45:50,001 --> 00:45:51,002 תודה.
- 00:45:52,545 --> 00:45:54,047 לילה טוב, לורד.
- 00:45:54,130 --> 00:45:55,548 לילה טוב, ליידי.
- 00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:53,958 היי.
- 00:47:54,459 --> 00:47:55,460 היי.
- 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:56,961 כמה זמן אתה ער?
- 00:47:57,545 --> 00:47:58,671 זמן מה.
- 00:48:01,925 --> 00:48:05,470 היה איש עסקים בחצר אתמול בלילה.
- 00:48:05,553 --> 00:48:07,222 איש עסקים? - כן.
- 00:48:07,305 --> 00:48:09,224 זוטר או בכיר?
- 00:48:09,307 --> 00:48:10,308 אני רציני.
- 00:48:10,892 --> 00:48:12,602 היה ברצינות גבר בחצר אמש?
- 00:48:12,685 --> 00:48:13,937 כן.
- 00:48:14,521 --> 00:48:15,522 לכל הרוחות.
- 00:48:16,648 --> 00:48:19,484 הוא הסתכל עליי מוזר, כאילו שהכיר אותי.
- 00:48:20,026 --> 00:48:22,612 אוי, המשוטט שפלש לבית שלי גרם לך להרגיש נראה.
- 00:48:22,695 --> 00:48:23,947 נראה מאוד.
- 00:48:25,490 --> 00:48:28,284 יש בר במורד הגבעה, זה בטח סתם שיכור.
- 00:48:29,202 --> 00:48:31,913 אפרופו, יש לך עדיין ריח של מזקקה.
- 00:48:32,872 --> 00:48:36,334 מצטער, הייתי חייב להטביע את הזיכרון
- 00:48:36,417 --> 00:48:39,629 של אימא ואבא מחליפים לי מיטות כשהיינו ילדים.
- 00:48:40,213 --> 00:48:42,006 חיכית עם הבדיחה הזאת.
- 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:29,721 - שיחה מגברת סלוויג -
- 00:49:29,804 --> 00:49:31,598 - פיפ'ס בר וגריל ארוחת צהריים, ארוחת ערב -
- 00:49:31,681 --> 00:49:33,433 - אזור האח"מים -
- 00:49:33,516 --> 00:49:34,517 שלום.
- 00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:41,024 טוב. מיחזור נאסף אתמול בערב, גברת סלוויג.
- 00:49:41,107 --> 00:49:42,400 הערב אוספים זבל.
- 00:49:42,483 --> 00:49:46,154 ואת ממשיכה לשים את הפח שלך בצד שלי, אז...
- 00:49:48,156 --> 00:49:49,657 כן. בסדר.
- 00:49:50,909 --> 00:49:54,204 אני לא יכול לדבר עכשיו, אני בארוחת ערב, אבל...
- 00:49:55,788 --> 00:49:57,290 לא, לבד.
- 00:50:00,043 --> 00:50:02,504 "פיפ'ס בר וגריל".
- 00:50:03,546 --> 00:50:04,631 תסלח לי. מה...
- 00:50:06,216 --> 00:50:08,426 תנתק. מהר.
- 00:50:13,515 --> 00:50:16,726 אני מצטער, גברת סלוויג. בישלו את האוכל והוא הגיע.
- 00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:21,940 היי, ילדים. מה יש לארוחת ערב?
- 00:50:27,028 --> 00:50:29,822 מצטער. אתה לא מבין את האזכור.
- 00:50:32,242 --> 00:50:34,702 אתה עוקב אחריי? מה...
- 00:50:35,703 --> 00:50:37,247 הקול שלך נשמע שונה כאן.
- 00:50:38,206 --> 00:50:39,290 גרוע יותר.
- 00:50:41,376 --> 00:50:43,920 טוב, מי אתה, לעזאזל? - פיטי.
- 00:50:44,003 --> 00:50:46,339 שמי פיטי. אני מהעבודה.
- 00:50:48,633 --> 00:50:52,512 זה לא סביר. כל מי שבמחלקה שלי...
- 00:50:52,595 --> 00:50:55,515 מנותק. מנותק. הייתי מנותק.
- 00:50:57,392 --> 00:50:59,561 בסדר. ניתוק זה עניין קבוע למדי.
- 00:50:59,644 --> 00:51:03,314 כן. לא היה קל לעקוף את השתל. קיבלתי עזרה.
- 00:51:16,452 --> 00:51:19,122 אז מה, לא היית מרוצה בעבודה?
- 00:51:19,205 --> 00:51:21,791 ובמקום להגיש תלונה, אתה... - לא.
- 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:25,587 ניסיתי את זה קודם. כך גם אתה.
- 00:51:27,422 --> 00:51:30,508 נכון. בסדר. אז...
- 00:51:31,968 --> 00:51:33,428 ביטלת את הניתוק.
- 00:51:33,511 --> 00:51:38,308 ועכשיו מה, אתה חושב שהם רודפים אחריך או משהו?
- 00:51:42,103 --> 00:51:43,104 כן.
- 00:51:46,441 --> 00:51:50,612 ב"הם" כוונתי לגריינר, שסביר להניח שנמצא כאן עכשיו.
- 00:51:50,695 --> 00:51:55,325 גריינר. בסדר. זה מישהו שאתה מכיר או...
- 00:51:55,408 --> 00:51:58,703 שנינו מכירים אותו. אנחנו לא אוהבים אותו.
- 00:52:00,288 --> 00:52:01,289 אני מבין.
- 00:52:07,212 --> 00:52:11,508 דבר שם הוא לא כפי שהם טוענים.
- 00:52:13,051 --> 00:52:14,761 אם יקרה לי משהו,
- 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:19,182 הדברים שאני יודע חייבים להישאר ידועים.
- 00:52:21,684 --> 00:52:23,561 אני מעדיף שחבר ידע אותם.
- 00:52:29,192 --> 00:52:31,694 אז אנחנו חברים?
- 00:52:33,196 --> 00:52:34,572 אני החבר הכי טוב שלך.
- 00:52:36,241 --> 00:52:37,742 אתה חבר טוב מאוד שלי.
- 00:52:41,579 --> 00:52:44,374 - פיפ'ס -
- 00:53:06,604 --> 00:53:10,733 - יום הולדת שמח, אחיינית! -
- 00:53:13,111 --> 00:53:15,822 מארק, מצטער על הכרטיס.
- 00:53:16,865 --> 00:53:19,200 הייתי צריך לבחור במשהו, ואני יודע שזה לא מתאים.
- 00:53:19,284 --> 00:53:22,495 אם כי אני בטוח שתהיה אחלה אחיינית.
- 00:53:24,747 --> 00:53:28,293 נהגנו לתהות איזה מין גברים היינו בעולם שבחוץ,
- 00:53:28,918 --> 00:53:31,629 אילו בחירות עשינו ולמה.
- 00:53:38,386 --> 00:53:40,346 פעם חשבתי שתידרש מפלצת
- 00:53:40,430 --> 00:53:42,807 כדי להכניס מישהו למקום כמו המשרד הזה.
- 00:53:44,601 --> 00:53:47,145 במיוחד אם האדם היה הוא עצמו.
- 00:53:50,148 --> 00:53:53,943 אבל אנחנו לא מפלצות, מארק. לא מפלצות אמיתיות.
- 00:53:56,696 --> 00:54:00,742 אם אתה לא רוצה לדעת מה קורה שם, לא אכפה זאת עליך.
- 00:54:03,328 --> 00:54:07,332 אבל אם אתה רוצה לדעת, בגב הכרטיס כתובה כתובת.
- 00:54:09,334 --> 00:54:14,130 תלך לבד, ותגלה את ההתחלה של תשובה ארוכה מאוד.
- 00:54:14,214 --> 00:54:17,342 - האלף לופ אר-די 499 -
- 00:54:35,735 --> 00:54:38,071 מארק, זה אתה?
- 00:54:38,154 --> 00:54:39,447 היי, גברת סלוויג.
- 00:54:40,907 --> 00:54:45,203 אני ממש נבוכה בגלל הבלבול עם פחי האשפה.
- 00:54:45,286 --> 00:54:46,579 לא, אין בעיה.
- 00:54:47,789 --> 00:54:48,790 איך הייתה ארוחת הערב?
- 00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:52,752 בסדר. אני פשוט עייף.
- 00:54:54,462 --> 00:54:57,006 אתה יודע, אמי הייתה קתולית.
- 00:54:57,090 --> 00:55:02,804 היא נהגה לומר שנדרשות לקדושים שמונה שעות כדי לברך ילד ישן.
- 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,057 אני מקווה שאתה לא מזרז את הקדושים.
- 00:55:07,141 --> 00:55:10,562 אתן להם שפע של זמן הלילה.
- 00:55:12,146 --> 00:55:13,648 לילה טוב, גברת סלוויג.
- 00:55:13,731 --> 00:55:14,732 מארק.
- 00:55:17,902 --> 00:55:19,612 אתה אדם טוב.
- 00:57:09,389 --> 00:57:11,391 תרגום: גיא רקוביצקי