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Накануне Хелли проходит процедуру разделения как новый сотрудник, вживляя микрочип в свой мозг. В офисе Хелли знакомят с новыми коллегами, Диланом и Ирвингом, и объясняют, что ее работа заключается в сортировке зашифрованных чисел в цифровые контейнеры в рамках «обработки макроданных». Во время приветственной вечеринки, которую возглавляет менеджер этажа Милчик, Хелли становится не по себе, и она пытается сбежать, написав своему внешнему «я» (или «экстра») заявление об уходе, но лифт отключается, и Марк утверждает, что это происходит из-за встроенных в Lumon «детекторов кода», которые предотвращают несанкционированное общение между «я». Марк берет на себя ответственность и в наказание отправляется в «комнату отдыха». Позже Ирвингу привиделась чёрная жидкость, покрывающая его стол, и ему назначили «проверку самочувствия», где консультант мисс Кейси перечисляет различные факты о внешней версии Ирвинга, а Ирвинга заставляют реагировать нейтрально. В велнес-центре Ирвинг также знакомится с Бертом, руководителем отдела оптики и дизайна, состоящего из двух человек. На улице Марк снова встречается с Пити, который объясняет, что у него «болезнь реинтеграции» после отмены разделения. Пити рассказывает Марку о комнате отдыха и проигрывает запись, на которой он многократно зачитывает строгие извинения, а Милчик заставляет его повторять фразы. Марк даёт Пити убежище в своём доме. Когда он принимает душ, у Пити начинаются галлюцинации, и он теряет сознание.
В воспоминании Хелли (Бритт Лоуэр) записывает своё заявление, в котором соглашается пройти процедуру расторжения контракта. После этого мистер Милчик (Трамелл Тиллман) отводит её в операционную, где ей имплантируют микрочип Lumon в мозг. Хелли приходит в себя на лестничной клетке за пределами коридора с разрушенным полом и понимает, что её «другое» «я» пытается покинуть здание; Милчик объясняет, что это обычная часть процесса адаптации, и просто просит её вернуться в офис. Затем Хелли переживает скачок во времени, обнаружив, что её первый рабочий день уже закончился. В настоящем времени Хелли возвращается в Lumon, где Марк (Адам Скотт) объясняет, что её работа заключается в сортировке зашифрованных чисел по цифровым ячейкам в рамках «уточнения макроданных». Ей говорят, что она будет знать, какие кластеры данных нужно уточнить, исходя из эмоциональной реакции, которую они у неё вызывают, на что она насмехается; Никто из «внутренних» не знает, что означают эти данные. Милчик устраивает ей приветственную вечеринку, надеясь, что Марк, Ирвинг (Джон Туртурро) и Дилан (Зак Черри) помогут ей освоиться на новой работе. Во время вечеринки Марк выражает беспокойство по поводу положения Пити, но Милчик относится к этому пренебрежительно. После группового фото Хелли пишет записку своему «внешнему» и объявляет о своем увольнении. Однако кодовые датчики лифта не позволяют ей выйти, и ее выводит Гранер (Майкл Кампсти), начальник службы безопасности Lumon. Марк берет на себя ответственность и в качестве наказания отправляется в «комнату отдыха». В тот вечер Марк идет на свидание с акушеркой Девона, Алексой (Никки М. Джеймс), и обсуждает свою работу в Lumon. Идя по улице, они сталкиваются с протестующими против выходных пособий, и пьяный Марк вступает с ними в спор. На следующий день Марк прогуливает работу, сославшись на болезнь, и решает отправиться по адресу, который ему дал Пити (Юл Васкес) в конверте. Он прибывает в заброшенную теплицу, где его ждет Пити. Пити показывает ему карту разрушенного пола, которую он сам создал, говоря, что спрятал копию в офисе, чтобы Марк нашел ее, и что он до сих пор не уверен, сколько отделов работает в Люмоне. Пити также объясняет, что такое комната отдыха, и включает запись, где Марк неоднократно зачитывает строгие извинения, а Милчик заставляет его повторять строки. Пока Хелли и Дилан обсуждают цель своей работы, Ирвинг засыпает и начинает видеть галлюцинации: из его рабочего места вытекает черная жидкость. Вместо того чтобы отправить его в комнату отдыха, Кобел (Патрисия Аркетт) и Милчик отправляют Ирвинга на «проверку состояния здоровья». Пока он ждёт, Ирвинг знакомится с Бертом Гудманом (Кристофер Уокен), главой отдела оптики и дизайна (О&Д), и они сближаются на почве восхищения искусством. На сеансе оздоровления консультант мисс Кейси (Дичен Лахман) зачитывает различные факты об выпуклом пупке Ирвинга, заставляя Ирвинга реагировать нейтрально. Ирвингу разрешают вернуться к работе, где он и Дилан помогают Хелли успешно обработать её первый фрагмент данных. На улице Марк отводит Пити к себе домой, разрешая ему остаться в подвале. Во время принятия душа Пити испытывает сильные галлюцинации, представляя себя внутри Люмона, и падает.
- 00:00:03,295 --> 00:00:04,755 <i>Я розумію, що відтепер</i>
- 00:00:04,837 --> 00:00:09,133 <i>доступ до спогадів залежатиме від місця, де я перебуваю.</i>
- 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:12,721 <i>Я не матиму спогадів про зовнішній світ</i>
- 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:15,849 <i>на підвальному поверсі розриву в Lumon,</i>
- 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,352 <i>як не пам'ятатиму про роботу, коли йтиму звідти.</i>
- 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:23,899 Мені відомо, що ця зміна
- 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:26,527 всеохопна й необоротна.
- 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:30,113 Я роблю цю заяву з власної волі.
- 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:35,118 Усе, завершили.
- 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,206 Прошу, йдіть зі мною.
- 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:49,258 Ваше робоче «я» прокинеться за кілька годин на поверсі розриву.
- 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:52,594 Ви сама придете до тями сьогодні ввечері,
- 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,137 піднімаючись у ліфті.
- 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,222 Гаразд.
- 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:59,268 У ліфті на рівні стегна є поручень. Якщо голова запаморочиться.
- 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:00,769 Боже мій.
- 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,816 Люблю дивитися на схід сонця на його обличчі.
- 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,362 Вам відомо, що він щоранку випивав три сирих яйця?
- 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:11,446 Чула про таке.
- 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,115 Це його улюблений сніданок.
- 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:15,534 Тут ми вас підготуємо.
- 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,161 - Доброго ранку, Лоренсе. - Вітаю.
- 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:46,190 Кажуть, це не боляче.
- 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:48,734 КЕТАМІН
- 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,404 Розслабтеся.
- 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,379 Зараз відчуєте вібрацію.
- 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,566 LUMON РОЗРИВ МІКРОЧІПИ
- 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,004 Я чекатиму нагорі. Розповім, як усе пройшло.
- 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:54,758 Вибачте, якщо кидатимусь на вас.
- 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,429 Не хвилюйтеся. Я дуже радий нашому знайомству.
- 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:42,806 Привіт, Геллі.
- 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:44,933 Що тут діється?
- 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,143 Радий вас бачити.
- 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:49,104 Ваше орієнтування пройшло чудово.
- 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,233 Де я?
- 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:58,405 Іноді, коли новий працівник звикає до простору розриву,
- 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,699 ми допомагаємо, виводячи його на сходи,
- 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,659 щоб він нутром відчув, як це.
- 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,620 О, ні. Я намагаюся піти?
- 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:05,913 Ні.
- 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,456 Це все – складова процесу.
- 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,958 Якщо розвернетеся й зайдете – все cкінчиться.
- 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:15,839 Привіт.
- 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,428 - Та що ж це таке? - Усе гаразд.
- 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,847 Жодних проблем.
- 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,641 Хочете спробувати ще раз?
- 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,142 Може, з більшим ентузіазмом?
- 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:33,815 Алло.
- 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:34,983 Я на сходах.
- 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:37,778 Усе йде нормально.
- 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,322 Ні, вона…
- 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,406 Чорт!
- 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:43,992 Ні, я передзвоню.
- 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:47,246 Ого.
- 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,416 Ви допитлива.
- 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,502 Мені там не подобається, так?
- 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:54,795 Ви зрозумієте, що подобається.
- 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:59,883 Послухайте, коли ми почули, що ви тут працюватимете, це було наче диво.
- 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,594 Те, що ви робите – дивовижно.
- 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:26,368 Вітаю ветерана!
- 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:28,161 Перший день позаду.
- 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:48,116 Розрив
- 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:05,384 СПИСОК ЗАВДАНЬ СТАРШОГО ОЧИСНИКА
- 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,177 НАПОВНИТИ МИЛОМ ДОЗАТОРИ В ТУАЛЕТІ
- 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:09,763 ПОДЯКУВАТИ ПОРТЕРТУ КІРА. ОЦІНИТИ СВОЇ ЛІДЕРСЬКІ ЯКОСТІ
- 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,434 РУАНДІЙСЬКА МЕЛЕНА КАВА
- 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,967 ДОВІДНИК З ВІДПОВІДНОСТІ ВИМОГАМ
- 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,685 МАРК С. – АЛЛЕНТАУН
- 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:44,233 Привіт.
- 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,235 Привіт.
- 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:47,611 То тепер уже завтра?
- 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:49,947 Так.
- 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,823 Сьогодні понеділок.
- 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:54,201 - Тобто, минули вихідні? - Ага.
- 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,702 А я наче й не виходила.
- 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:58,497 Так тут сприймаються ночі й вихідні.
- 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,290 Наче їх нема?
- 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:01,500 Ти до цього звикнеш.
- 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,211 Мені допомагає зосередження на наслідках сну,
- 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,630 оскільки в нас немає самого досвіду.
- 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:10,217 Ти можеш почуватися відновленою й щасливою.
- 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,886 Не такою напруженою в плечах. Бадьорою.
- 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,932 То зараз 09:05?
- 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:20,269 Так. Нас запускають у різний час, щоб ми не зустрілися зовні.
- 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,687 Очевидно, це важливо.
- 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,941 То, мабуть, ми з тобою не друзі.
- 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:28,902 Мабуть, ні.
- 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,658 Ось файл «Tumwater».
- 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:35,951 ВІТАЄМО В СІМ'Ї LUMON
- 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,369 Я працюю з ним уже 11 тижнів.
- 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:38,787 «Tumwater». Одне слово.
- 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,414 Мені записувати?
- 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,833 - Ні. - Я завершив його на 96%,
- 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,586 отже, заробив заохочення чотирьох з п'яти рівнів,
- 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:50,257 в тому числі гумки й пастки для пальців, які ти тут бачиш.
- 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:54,011 100% файлу – п'ятий рівень. За це отримуєш свою карикатуру.
- 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,973 Цього добра в мене стільки, що аж ніяково.
- 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,516 - Ого. - Саме так.
- 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,977 Кожна з них – завершений файл.
- 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,313 Це – найвища винагорода?
- 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:05,522 У відсотках – так.
- 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,691 Та якщо ми виконаємо план до кінця кварталу,
- 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,818 кожний з нас отримує звання очисника кварталу,
- 00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:12,196 а за таке тобі влаштовують вафельну вечірку.
- 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,864 Вибач – вафельну вечірку?
- 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,365 Тримай себе в руках.
- 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:18,702 У цьому кварталі я вважай що переміг, тож облиш сподівання.
- 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,415 А що це в Марка за кришталевий куб?
- 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:26,418 Це не приз. Просто йому його видали.
- 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:28,879 Геллі, можеш увімкнути консоль?
- 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,480 Добре.
- 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,192 Це… Вибач.
- 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,952 Марку, вибач, що відволікаю. Знаю, ти вчиш Геллі.
- 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:03,247 Але я помітив, що ти прибрав зі столів групові фото.
- 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,458 Так. Сьогодні ми зробимо нові на вечірці на честь Геллі.
- 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:12,881 Дивись: це файл «Siena».
- 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,800 Усі дані, які ти бачиш,
- 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:18,345 відносяться до однієї з чотирьох основних категорій.
- 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,556 Ми групуємо кожну лінію коду
- 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:25,185 й порівну складаємо в п'ять цифрових скриньок.
- 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:26,270 Розвага.
- 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,230 Спробуй. Тисни на стрілочки.
- 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:32,234 Я все ж таки вважаю, що старі фото мають бути на столах,
- 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,944 поки не зроблять нові.
- 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:41,952 Так.
- 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,788 - Я маю розуміти, що це значить? - Ні.
- 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,332 Ні. Начальство надає дані в закодованому вигляді.
- 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:49,918 То як їх ділити на категорії?
- 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:53,046 Що?
- 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:59,678 Кожна категорія чисел представлена в такому порядку,
- 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,972 який викликає в очисника емоційну реакцію.
- 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:08,478 Наприклад, цифри, що належать до категорії один, бачиш одразу.
- 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,732 Вони наче бентежать, лякають.
- 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:12,816 Лякають?
- 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,109 Розумію.
- 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:15,944 Моя робота – проглядати таблицю
- 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,613 й шукати цифри, які лякають?
- 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,698 Звучить тупо, і Марк пояснив по-тупому.
- 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,951 Вони криваві? Моторошно співають?
- 00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,913 Поки не побачиш – не зрозумієш. А побачиш їх не одразу.
- 00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,873 Марку, я щойно роздрукував
- 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,334 з посібника уривок про зміну групових фото.
- 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,545 Тобі варто прочитати, як матимеш хвилинку.
- 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,464 - Дякую. - Вибач.
- 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:39,968 Я тут у пастці?
- 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,639 Що ти маєш на увазі?
- 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:47,434 Якщо з'ясується, що мені тут погано, і я захочу звільнитися – я зможу?
- 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,189 Послухай…
- 00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:54,816 Якщо тобі тут буде погано,
- 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:59,112 можеш подати заяву про звільнення на розгляд своєму «я» назовні.
- 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,073 Не дуже сподівайся, що її схвалять.
- 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:04,868 Їх справді здебільшого відхиляють. До того ж… розумієш…
- 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,454 Що?
- 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:13,168 Оскільки ця версія твоєї свідомості існує тільки в Lumon,
- 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,463 звільнення фактично призведе до твоєї смерті.
- 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,465 Тобто, ти так це сприйматимеш.
- 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:21,969 Вітаю, очисники.
- 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,137 Клас. Динний стіл.
- 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:25,681 Вітаю, містере Мілчік.
- 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,100 Геллі, ласкаво просимо.
- 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:31,687 Я захоплююсь тим, як швидко ви влилися в колектив.
- 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,398 Відділ укомплектований.
- 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:39,528 А тепер – почнімо вечірку.
- 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:48,871 Як ви всі знаєте, мене звати Ірвінґ.
- 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:51,123 Я працюю тут уже три роки.
- 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:56,003 Цікавий факт про мене: я знаю всі дев'ять основних принципів Lumon.
- 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,547 Чудово. Який ваш улюблений?
- 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,551 Усі дев'ять.
- 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:07,681 Але сьогодні, мабуть, оберу «Радійте».
- 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:08,765 Прекрасно.
- 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:15,230 Ой, ні. Сьогодні без «падінь на довіру».
- 00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:18,442 Ясно.
- 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,157 ВІТАЄМО, ГЕЛЛІ!
- 00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:29,203 Ні. Ні.
- 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,879 Привіт, я Геллі.
- 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,672 Я працюю в Lumon уже…
- 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:42,841 загалом десять годин, і…
- 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,554 Вибачте. Я більше нічого про себе не знаю.
- 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,848 Авжеж знаєте, Геллі.
- 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,309 Ні. Справді.
- 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,895 Може, вчора я пішла додому,
- 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,064 Але не знаю, в мене будинок чи квартира,
- 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,232 чи я живу з родиною…
- 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,984 Мені подобається думати, що мій зовник живе на теплоході.
- 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,613 Вибачте. Зовники – це…
- 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,491 Це ми поза роботою.
- 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,785 Ви вчора бачили свою на відео.
- 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:13,121 Ясно. До речі, я хочу дещо їй сказати. Можна записати відповідь?
- 00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:17,918 Ви побачите, що спілкування робочих і зовнішніх «я»
- 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,378 дуже обмежене.
- 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,463 А якщо я напишу їй записку?
- 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:25,592 На щастя, в ліфтах встановлено такі собі «детектори коду».
- 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,970 Тому повідомлення передати неможливо.
- 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:31,473 Це наче детектори металу, але для символів письма.
- 00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:32,808 Схоже, розроблені Lumon.
- 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:33,976 Саме так.
- 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,894 Гаразд. А що як я…
- 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,689 Бачу, ви не зовсім розумієте суть гри, Геллі.
- 00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:40,899 Дасте мені?
- 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,028 Народ, це Геллі.
- 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:48,448 Їй 30 років, у неї алергія на мигдаль і тонка емаль на зубах.
- 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:52,244 Заввишки 167 см, вона четверта за зростом у цьому офісі,
- 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:55,497 її волосся сягає плечей.
- 00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:01,420 А коли я бачу її тут разом з вами, я впевнений, що в неї є сім'я.
- 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:10,095 Що ж, навряд чи я стільки розповім про себе.
- 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:13,515 Тож просто скажу, що я Марк.
- 00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:19,313 Працюю в Lumon близько двох років, і дуже люблю цю гру.
- 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:24,568 Гарна спроба, приятелю. Та ви це казали минулого разу.
- 00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:27,362 Попався.
- 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,201 Ну, я…
- 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:41,335 Вранці я порушив протокол.
- 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:47,925 Витирав пил зі старих групових фото, тих, що з Піті,
- 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,551 і через це…
- 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,055 засмутився.
- 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,266 А ще, мабуть,
- 00:16:57,226 --> 00:17:01,104 я відчув тривогу, що не зможу керувати відділом, як він.
- 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,232 Згоден. У мене схожі тривоги.
- 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:05,776 Тому я…
- 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:09,863 зібрав фото зі столів і поклав у шафу,
- 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,157 а так чинити не можна.
- 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,703 Я це пригадую. Я був проти.
- 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,125 Дякую, що поділився зі мною, Марку.
- 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,254 Я вважаю твою реакцію милою.
- 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:30,384 Однак, дивно, що такі переживання в тебе викликав Піті,
- 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,554 а не, скажімо, Керол Д.
- 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:37,558 Але ж ми заздалегідь знали, що Керол Д піде.
- 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,601 Її зовниця зняла відео з подякою.
- 00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,729 А Піті просто зник.
- 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,108 І я… не знаю,
- 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:52,489 чи він працює деінде, чи напивається десь на пляжі, чи помер…
- 00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:54,032 Годі. Прошу вас.
- 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,044 Думаю, саме час нагадати собі,
- 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,256 що такі події, як смерть, стаються поза цим простором.
- 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:11,717 Не тут.
- 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:16,180 Життя в Lumon захищене від подібного.
- 00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:22,978 І я вважаю, що вдячність – чудова потенційна реакція з вашого боку.
- 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:34,615 А ще я думаю, що та диня не стає смачніша з часом.
- 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,401 Вибач, що зіпсував твою гру.
- 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:16,281 Я думала, що сама її зіпсувала, але ти її значно погіршив.
- 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,787 То як ти дізнаєшся, чи з Піті все добре?
- 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:24,373 Думаю, Мілчік висловився ясно.
- 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,042 Ти не питатимеш про найкращого друга,
- 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,919 бо наша нянька сказала тобі припинити?
- 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,215 Знаєш, Мілчік – мила людина.
- 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:36,176 Коли він щось каже, краще дослухатися.
- 00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:39,096 - Мені байдуже. - Бо він не завжди такий милий.
- 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,098 Очищувачі!
- 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,351 Зробімо нове групове фото, поки не перетравилася диня.
- 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,489 Нарешті.
- 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:05,330 Отак. Усміхніться ширше. Вам же щодня на це дивитися.
- 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,625 Скажіть: «вдячність».
- 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,586 Вдячність!
- 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:14,882 Скажіть: «радійте».
- 00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:16,884 Радійте!
- 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,182 Геллі, що ти робиш?
- 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:27,144 Я просто подумала, що я тут не працюватиму. Вибачте.
- 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,395 Як це?
- 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:29,938 Я звільняюся.
- 00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:31,732 Я не хочу сортувати файли,
- 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,151 ніколи не бачити сонця і втрачати друзів.
- 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,695 - Мені таке не потрібно. - Кажемо ж: там детектори коду.
- 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:40,490 А ти знаєш? Ти намагався? Бо це звучить, як вигадка.
- 00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:49,583 Геллі!
- 00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:54,254 Геллі!
- 00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:08,143 Благаю! Ти не знаєш…
- 00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:11,647 Боже, зачиняйся.
- 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,117 Чорт. Містере Ґрейнер!
- 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:28,705 Виходьте.
- 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,046 Що тут у нас?
- 00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:40,676 Краще вам піти зі мною.
- 00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:41,844 Містере Ґрейнер.
- 00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:48,767 Бачу, ви знайшли мою норовливу практикантку.
- 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:51,937 Вдячний за допомогу. Як завжди.
- 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:55,983 Записка.
- 00:21:56,608 --> 00:22:00,404 Мені ніяково, але я вперше когось навчаю
- 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:04,700 і, певно, забув пояснити Геллі правила щодо контрабанди даних.
- 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,703 Вибачте. Це Геллі.
- 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:08,787 Це містер Ґрейнер.
- 00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:10,998 Ага.
- 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,669 Якщо Геллі привела в дію детектори кодів,
- 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:20,299 це моя провина. І я прошу вибачити мені, сер.
- 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:21,800 Справді.
- 00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:25,304 Ви тепер великий начальник, Марку С.?
- 00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:26,972 Ну…
- 00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:31,518 То це ваше провина. Гаразд.
- 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,778 КІМНАТА ВІДПОЧИНКУ
- 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:48,887 Марку.
- 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:53,934 То ти – доула?
- 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:56,353 Власне, акушерка.
- 00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:02,526 І скільки народжень ти… не знаю, бачила?
- 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:07,823 понад триста?
- 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,200 Здебільшого ще в Монтані.
- 00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:12,744 - Ого. Це так круто. - Ага.
- 00:24:12,828 --> 00:24:15,163 Це так… багато.
- 00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:18,750 Два народження на день.
- 00:24:19,877 --> 00:24:20,919 У середньому.
- 00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:33,724 Виходить… десять на тиждень?
- 00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:35,726 Якщо робочий тиждень п'ять днів, чи…
- 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,436 - Десь так. - Ясно.
- 00:24:38,437 --> 00:24:42,107 - Ти вибираєш мене для своєї сестри? - Ні. Ти, здається, чудова.
- 00:24:42,191 --> 00:24:43,734 - Та я жартую. - Знаю.
- 00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:54,411 Дякую.
- 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,997 Отже… Lumon?
- 00:24:58,123 --> 00:24:59,958 - Так. - Як і половина людей у місті.
- 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,836 І половина мене. Це жарт.
- 00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:04,963 Смішно.
- 00:25:05,047 --> 00:25:10,886 Я працюю в архіві. Ніби як корпоративний історик.
- 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:15,182 Багато секретних матеріалів, тому і…
- 00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:19,311 І ти не знаєш…
- 00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:24,149 з ким працюєш, що робиш… Нічого не знаєш?
- 00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:25,943 У цьому й суть.
- 00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:28,320 - А можна пронести записку? - Не можна.
- 00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:29,947 Тоді…
- 00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:32,908 - може в тебе в Lumon є дівчина… - Дякую.
- 00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:33,992 …а ти про це не знаєш.
- 00:25:34,076 --> 00:25:36,703 А якщо ти зустрінеш когось тут, там ти не знатимеш.
- 00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:39,164 Може, оженишся, заведеш дітей,
- 00:25:39,248 --> 00:25:41,792 і на вісім годин щодня забуватимеш про них.
- 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:43,252 Протягом всього життя.
- 00:25:43,836 --> 00:25:45,337 Від такого глузд не втрачаєш?
- 00:25:48,632 --> 00:25:51,385 Думаю, дехто саме цього й хоче.
- 00:25:56,306 --> 00:26:00,561 Тобі, як місцевому, здається, що це нормальна температура?
- 00:26:00,644 --> 00:26:02,604 Взагалі, я з Оклахоми.
- 00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:05,023 І хто б говорив.
- 00:26:05,107 --> 00:26:09,319 Хіба Міннесота не скажено холодний штат з озерами?
- 00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:11,738 Так. У Міннесоті було дуже холодно,
- 00:26:11,822 --> 00:26:15,909 того разу, коли я їздила туди зі своєї рідної Монтани.
- 00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:18,036 То це різні штати.
- 00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:20,247 Ага.
- 00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:23,166 Ти живеш у будинку, наданому Lumon?
- 00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,670 Так кажеш, наче це якийсь гуртожиток.
- 00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:29,590 - Ні. Я просто кажу… - Я живу в Беард-Крік.
- 00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:34,344 І – так. Моє житло субсидує компанія, в якій я працюю.
- 00:26:34,428 --> 00:26:36,722 Маєте хвилинку? Це щодо здоров'я мозку дітей.
- 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:38,390 І легальний розрив на роботі.
- 00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:42,603 - Клас. Колектив цілісності розуму. - Хто?
- 00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:45,314 Відірвані «я» ніколи не бачать сонця.
- 00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:47,691 Колектив цілісності розуму. Вони молодці.
- 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,444 Маєте хвилинку? Це щодо здоров'я мозку дітей.
- 00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:51,528 Не цікаво.
- 00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:53,488 Є хвилинка? Це щодо здоров'я мозку дітей.
- 00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:54,448 - Є. - Чудово.
- 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:56,241 Ми хочемо ініціювати референдум,
- 00:26:56,325 --> 00:26:59,077 щоб заборонити меґакорпораціям типу Lumon примушувати
- 00:26:59,161 --> 00:27:00,412 до законного розриву.
- 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:01,872 Вони до нього примушують?
- 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,750 Вони цього добиваються. А Джейм Іґан хоче робити це з дітьми…
- 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:08,086 А як щодо самонищівних типів, які роблять це добровільно?
- 00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:10,672 Я чув, що дехто з них так заплутався,
- 00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:12,508 що навіть не розуміє, що вони – жертви.
- 00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:15,177 А ще я чув, якщо пройти розрив,
- 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:18,347 потрапляєш у два окремих пекла. Це правда?
- 00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:20,849 Чувак, якщо хочеш нажитися на примусовій праці…
- 00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:23,143 - Примусова праця? - …це твоя справа.
- 00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:24,269 Ти, бляха, серйозно?
- 00:27:24,353 --> 00:27:25,562 - Гей! - Так.
- 00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:26,939 - Примусова праця? - Так.
- 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,483 То люди можуть, типу, самі себе ув'язнити?
- 00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:31,068 Ти зараз невільник?
- 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:35,364 Ні, серйозно. Твоє «я» в минулому вирішило прийти сюди,
- 00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:37,908 й говорити до людей так, наче вони тупі.
- 00:27:37,991 --> 00:27:40,786 Розрив – це підкорення, йолопе.
- 00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:43,622 О, які слова ти вживаєш!
- 00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,123 Тобі скільки? Дванадцять?
- 00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:48,085 Тобі 12 років? Ти хоч перейшов у старшу школу?
- 00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:52,256 Гаразд. Ходімо.
- 00:28:22,953 --> 00:28:23,954 Місіс Селвіґ.
- 00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:25,747 Пропозиція миру.
- 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:27,791 А ми посварилися?
- 00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:31,003 Я все думаю про ті кляті баки.
- 00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:36,383 Це абсолютно зайве, але дуже приємно. Дякую.
- 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:42,222 Може, зайдете? У мене є молоко.
- 00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,683 - Дякую! - Так.
- 00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:50,856 Я експериментую з ромашкою. Не сердьтеся, якщо в горлі застрягне.
- 00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:52,107 Певен, цього не станеться.
- 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,031 Усе чекаєте, що третя лампочка сама оживе?
- 00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:02,159 Забуваю її замінити.
- 00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:05,787 Мм. Гарно пахнете. Ходили на побачення?
- 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:13,754 Ну, щось таке. Сестра звела мене зі своєю… доулою чи акушеркою.
- 00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:15,506 Іскра між нами не пролетіла.
- 00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:23,263 Так, що тут у нас…
- 00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:34,191 Клас.
- 00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:36,151 Просто божественно.
- 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:42,282 Мій покійний чоловік був теслею.
- 00:29:42,366 --> 00:29:43,825 Перед смертю він сказав,
- 00:29:43,909 --> 00:29:48,789 що почне будувати нам будинок на тому світі.
- 00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:53,293 І в ньому буде маленька гостьова квартира
- 00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:56,338 на випадок, якщо я знайду нового чоловіка до смерті.
- 00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:01,844 Це так… мило.
- 00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:08,517 Так. Він навіть зробив креслення. Я ношу його в сумочці.
- 00:30:14,064 --> 00:30:15,649 Заходьте у мій магазин, добре?
- 00:30:15,732 --> 00:30:20,320 Я дам вам бомбочку для ванни з полину. Спатимете без задніх ніг.
- 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,864 Спробую якось заїхати.
- 00:30:22,948 --> 00:30:24,449 На все добре, місіс Селвіґ.
- 00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:20,839 ТВОРЧІСТЬ ДЖЕММИ
- 00:31:20,923 --> 00:31:22,925 <i>Мій новий партнер – жінка.</i>
- 00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:25,260 <i>Ти міг сказати про це раніше.</i>
- 00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:29,932 <i>Сподіваюся, ти на службі, а не в ресторані.</i>
- 00:32:04,633 --> 00:32:06,260 ПРИПИНІТЬ РОЗРИВ!
- 00:32:06,343 --> 00:32:10,389 РОЗРИВ ЗАБИРАЄ В РОБІТНИКА МОРАЛЬНЕ САМОВИЗНАЧЕННЯ
- 00:32:29,741 --> 00:32:31,869 <i>Сет Мілчік, Lumon Industries.</i>
- 00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:34,037 Містере Мілчік, це Марк Скаут.
- 00:32:34,121 --> 00:32:37,082 Я працівник, що пройшов розрив. Номер 4502.
- 00:32:37,165 --> 00:32:40,169 <i>Містере Скаут, дуже приємно. Чим можу допомогти?</i>
- 00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:42,713 Я зранку не дуже добре почуваюся.
- 00:32:42,796 --> 00:32:44,381 Вибачте, що лише зараз телефоную.
- 00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:48,177 <i>О, ні. Щось серйозне?</i>
- 00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:52,931 Нічого страшного, просто живіт болить.
- 00:32:53,015 --> 00:32:54,308 Завтра вже маю вийти.
- 00:32:55,392 --> 00:32:56,518 <i>Мені жаль.</i>
- 00:32:56,602 --> 00:32:59,229 <i>Знаю, вашому робочому «я» буде прикро через пропущений день.</i>
- 00:33:01,523 --> 00:33:03,984 <i>Одужуйте. Гаразд, містере Скаут?</i>
- 00:33:08,947 --> 00:33:11,325 - Де Марк? - І я за тобою скучив.
- 00:33:11,408 --> 00:33:14,328 Тепер він має приходити перший. Ти ж не думаєш, що…
- 00:33:14,411 --> 00:33:16,997 Мабуть, хворий. Його б не звільнили в один тиждень з Піті.
- 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,415 Сподіваюся, що ні.
- 00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:19,917 Наближається кінець кварталу
- 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,503 і я не хотів би очолювати відділ.
- 00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:26,423 Багато впевненості, як для людини, що мала стягнення за сон на роботі.
- 00:33:28,842 --> 00:33:30,344 Вибач. Це було…
- 00:33:33,138 --> 00:33:36,183 Я не винний, що мене найняли в старшому, ніж у тебе, віці.
- 00:33:38,977 --> 00:33:40,604 Це ніколи не закінчується, еге?
- 00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:41,939 Нескінченний труд.
- 00:33:43,273 --> 00:33:44,399 Де Марк?
- 00:33:44,483 --> 00:33:46,652 Захворів чи звільнили. Певно, захворів.
- 00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:49,238 Його б не звільнили за мою записку, правда ж?
- 00:33:49,321 --> 00:33:52,032 Ні. Він учора відбув своє в кімнаті відпочинку.
- 00:33:56,161 --> 00:33:57,371 <i>Сказав, що хворий.</i>
- 00:33:57,955 --> 00:33:59,164 А по голосу чути?
- 00:33:59,248 --> 00:34:01,500 Не знаю. Сказав, щось зі шлунком.
- 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:04,211 Цікаво, що саме зараз.
- 00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:48,964 Гумки скоріше для краси, бо в нас нема олівців.
- 00:34:49,046 --> 00:34:51,383 «Пастка для пальців» – розвага, якщо бути обережним.
- 00:34:51,466 --> 00:34:54,595 Головне те, що вони символізують прогрес у файлі.
- 00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:58,140 - А чому ми не завжди їх закінчуємо? - Бо вони зникають.
- 00:34:58,807 --> 00:35:02,186 У середньому до зникнення ми завершуємо один з п'яти файлів.
- 00:35:02,269 --> 00:35:05,939 До того, як з'явився Марк, було гірше. Везіння новачка.
- 00:35:06,023 --> 00:35:07,274 Як це – везіння новачка?
- 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:07,417 Ні!
- 00:36:08,252 --> 00:36:09,253 Ірве!
- 00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:13,465 Вибачте.
- 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:15,300 Ірвінґу.
- 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:21,491 Ми вирахуємо час, який ви проспали, з зарплати «зовника».
- 00:37:21,992 --> 00:37:25,662 Та нашу з міс Кобел віру у вас відновити так легко не вдасться.
- 00:37:26,205 --> 00:37:29,082 Мені дуже жаль, сер.
- 00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:32,127 Ніхто не прагне кинути вас у кімнату відпочинку.
- 00:37:32,836 --> 00:37:35,923 Проведемо оцінку благополуччя з міс Кейсі, а там побачимо, добре?
- 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:37,841 Дякую, містере Мілчік.
- 00:37:39,343 --> 00:37:40,636 БЛАГОПОЛУЧЧЯ
- 00:37:44,806 --> 00:37:47,142 НЕ ДОЗВОЛЯЙТЕ СЛАБКОСТІ ТЕКТИ У ВАШИХ ВЕНАХ – КІР ІҐАН
- 00:37:47,226 --> 00:37:49,228 ВГАМУЙТЕ ГНІВ КІР ІҐАН
- 00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:01,657 Страшного ще нема.
- 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:12,292 Боже! Четвірка!
- 00:38:12,376 --> 00:38:13,544 Не налажай.
- 00:38:14,086 --> 00:38:17,339 Я казав тобі: зрозумієш, коли побачиш. Треба бути терплячою.
- 00:38:17,965 --> 00:38:19,424 А що це взагалі за цифри?
- 00:38:19,508 --> 00:38:21,885 Ми знаємо, що очищаємо?
- 00:38:24,263 --> 00:38:25,264 Хочеш мою теорію?
- 00:38:26,974 --> 00:38:27,975 Море.
- 00:38:30,269 --> 00:38:31,270 Море?
- 00:38:31,979 --> 00:38:33,438 Так. От подумай.
- 00:38:33,522 --> 00:38:36,650 Якщо наші зовники йдуть на операції на мозку,
- 00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:38,527 мабуть, там стало геть погано.
- 00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:41,280 Голод, епідемії і таке інше.
- 00:38:41,363 --> 00:38:44,575 Що робити доведеному до розпачу людству?
- 00:38:47,035 --> 00:38:48,036 Переселятися в океани?
- 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,496 Саме так.
- 00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:53,333 Та спершу треба відправити в океани роботів, щоб очистити їх
- 00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:56,879 від смертоносних вугрів й нечисті, бо ми не зможемо з ними співіснувати.
- 00:38:57,379 --> 00:39:00,883 Отже, ми відправляємо роботів, ті передають закодовані дані,
- 00:39:00,966 --> 00:39:05,512 ми інтуїтивно знаходимо вугрів і кажемо роботам, кого знищувати.
- 00:39:09,016 --> 00:39:10,267 Це найкраща теорія?
- 00:39:12,227 --> 00:39:15,314 Ну, Ірв вважає, що ми вирізаємо лайку з фільмів.
- 00:39:19,776 --> 00:39:23,363 То що? Над чим ми там насправді працюємо?
- 00:39:25,449 --> 00:39:26,450 Я не знаю.
- 00:39:27,743 --> 00:39:30,329 Думав, без розриву краще розумітиму, але…
- 00:39:32,164 --> 00:39:34,833 Нас не підпускають до інших відділів.
- 00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:36,752 Ми навіть не знаємо, скільки їх.
- 00:39:41,256 --> 00:39:43,509 Але я вже два тижні як реінтегрований.
- 00:39:46,136 --> 00:39:47,888 Я робив мапу офісу.
- 00:39:59,608 --> 00:40:01,985 Перед тим, як я пішов, сховав для тебе оригінал.
- 00:40:04,071 --> 00:40:05,697 КІМНАТА ВІДПОЧИНКУ
- 00:40:21,964 --> 00:40:23,090 Що з тобою?
- 00:40:31,223 --> 00:40:32,224 Вибач.
- 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,893 Реінтеграційна хвороба.
- 00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:39,189 Ніколи про таку не чув.
- 00:40:39,982 --> 00:40:42,401 Бо я перший бовдур, у якого вона проявилася.
- 00:40:43,694 --> 00:40:47,531 Від того, що я живу в холодній теплиці, теж краще не стає. А додому не можна.
- 00:40:50,659 --> 00:40:54,788 То що ж там таке погане діється?
- 00:40:58,667 --> 00:40:59,668 Там є кімната…
- 00:41:06,341 --> 00:41:08,760 Нас туди водять, коли ми неправильно поводимося.
- 00:41:16,518 --> 00:41:17,644 Що це?
- 00:41:24,359 --> 00:41:25,944 <i>Боюся, ви не шкодуєте.</i>
- 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:31,283 <i>Благаю. Я дуже шкодую. Справді.</i>
- 00:41:31,366 --> 00:41:33,035 <i>Прочитайте заяву ще раз.</i>
- 00:41:34,995 --> 00:41:39,416 <i>Пробачте мене за всю шкоду, яку я причинив цьому світу.</i>
- 00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:45,339 <i>Лише я можу спокутувати вину за свої вчинки, і лише мені нести їх ганьбу.</i>
- 00:41:45,422 --> 00:41:47,633 <i>Я вдячний, що мене спіймали</i>
- 00:41:47,716 --> 00:41:51,803 <i>й спинили моє падіння ці зморшкуваті руки.</i>
- 00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:56,308 <i>Я можу лише шкодувати, і це все, що я тепер відчуваю.</i>
- 00:41:57,476 --> 00:42:01,897 <i>Боюся, ви не щирі. Ще раз.</i>
- 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:08,070 <i>Пробачте мене за всю шкоду, яку я причинив цьому світу.</i>
- 00:42:09,571 --> 00:42:12,866 <i>Лише я можу спокутувати вину за свої вчинки.</i>
- 00:42:16,328 --> 00:42:17,663 Що це, в дідька, таке?
- 00:42:20,082 --> 00:42:21,333 Це кімната відпочинку.
- 00:42:54,449 --> 00:42:55,701 Вибачте.
- 00:42:55,784 --> 00:42:57,035 Це ви мені вибачте.
- 00:42:57,119 --> 00:42:59,329 Я не думав, що тут хтось є.
- 00:42:59,413 --> 00:43:02,207 Повертаюся зі свого сеансу.
- 00:43:02,291 --> 00:43:07,588 А я саме збирався заходити. Милувався картиною, поки чекав.
- 00:43:08,463 --> 00:43:12,134 Вона багато років висіла в крилі вічності.
- 00:43:12,217 --> 00:43:15,095 Знаю. Я дуже засмутився, коли її зняли.
- 00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:17,973 Це краще для неї місце. Вона заспокоює.
- 00:43:21,185 --> 00:43:23,896 Я Ірвінґ. Відділ очищення макроданих.
- 00:43:24,479 --> 00:43:25,939 Ви – начальник відділу?
- 00:43:26,023 --> 00:43:27,941 Відділ оптики і дизайну.
- 00:43:28,692 --> 00:43:31,153 Нас там двоє. Тож такий собі начальник.
- 00:43:31,236 --> 00:43:32,654 То це ваша робота?
- 00:43:33,447 --> 00:43:36,200 Не ми їх малюємо. Але вішаємо – ми.
- 00:43:36,283 --> 00:43:41,496 Мені сподобалося, що ви повісили цикл робіт Еброуза в кімнаті тімбілдінгу.
- 00:43:42,039 --> 00:43:43,957 Я раніше не бачив цих картин.
- 00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:46,960 Рідко зустрічаєш естета.
- 00:43:47,878 --> 00:43:51,882 Більшість згадує про наш відділ, коли отримують сумки з посібниками.
- 00:43:52,925 --> 00:43:54,718 Вони мені теж подобаються.
- 00:43:54,801 --> 00:43:56,178 Справді?
- 00:43:56,261 --> 00:43:58,639 Наступного місяця видадуть нові.
- 00:43:59,598 --> 00:44:01,391 Як на мене, з найкращим дизайном.
- 00:44:02,434 --> 00:44:06,438 Це ж треба. Тепер тільки про це й думатиму.
- 00:44:07,064 --> 00:44:07,898 Ірвінґу.
- 00:44:46,353 --> 00:44:47,646 Що ж, Ірвінґу…
- 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,401 Я хочу поділитися з вами фактами про вашого зовника.
- 00:44:52,484 --> 00:44:54,695 ІРВІНҐ Б. – ЦЕНТР БЛАГОПОЛУЧЧЯ ФАКТИ ПРО ЗОВНИКА ПАЦІЄНТА
- 00:44:54,778 --> 00:44:59,992 Ваш зовник – надзвичайна людина, тому ці факти будуть дуже приємні.
- 00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:05,664 Розслабтеся й відкрийтеся фактам.
- 00:45:06,456 --> 00:45:09,585 Спробуйте отримати однакове задоволення від них усіх.
- 00:45:10,919 --> 00:45:14,131 Цими фактами не можна ділитися за межами цієї кімнати.
- 00:45:15,674 --> 00:45:18,886 Але зараз насолоджуйтеся ними.
- 00:45:24,391 --> 00:45:26,351 Ваш зовник щедрий.
- 00:45:28,979 --> 00:45:32,900 Ваш зовник любить музику, в нього багато музичних записів.
- 00:45:34,651 --> 00:45:40,449 Ваш зовник – друг дітей, старих та душевнохворих.
- 00:45:42,492 --> 00:45:46,705 Ваш зовник сильний. Він допоміг іншому підняти важкий предмет.
- 00:45:48,749 --> 00:45:54,421 Ваш зовник часто ходить на танці. Він популярний серед інших присутніх.
- 00:45:55,756 --> 00:46:02,721 Ваш зовник любит фільми. Він має апарат, який їх показує.
- 00:46:04,431 --> 00:46:09,895 Ваш зовник прекрасний. Він вправно й гарно плаває.
- 00:46:11,396 --> 00:46:12,606 Перепрошую.
- 00:46:13,482 --> 00:46:16,068 Спробуйте отримати однакове задоволення від усіх фактів
- 00:46:16,735 --> 00:46:19,404 і не надавати перевагу якомусь одному.
- 00:46:19,988 --> 00:46:22,991 Списую з вас десять балів. У вас залишається 90.
- 00:46:23,075 --> 00:46:25,285 - Балів? - Будь ласка, не розмовляйте.
- 00:46:33,043 --> 00:46:35,629 Два тижні тому ваш зовник переміг у грі.
- 00:46:37,047 --> 00:46:39,633 Ваш зовник цінує воду.
- 00:46:40,926 --> 00:46:45,639 Фото вашого зовника з трофеєм якось надрукували в газеті.
- 00:46:47,266 --> 00:46:51,603 <i>Ваш зовник не боїться грабіжників і шахраїв.</i>
- 00:46:53,564 --> 00:46:56,608 Вашому зовнику подобається звук радара.
- 00:46:59,194 --> 00:47:04,074 Ваш зовник – майстер у поцілунках і сексі.
- 00:47:06,910 --> 00:47:07,911 Вибачте.
- 00:47:07,995 --> 00:47:10,914 Будь ласка, не реагуйте на окремі факти.
- 00:47:10,998 --> 00:47:12,791 За це знімається десять балів.
- 00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:15,085 - Я лише… - Не говоріть більше,
- 00:47:15,169 --> 00:47:19,006 інакше зніметься решта балів і сеанс благополуччя закінчиться.
- 00:47:23,260 --> 00:47:25,512 ЛІМІТ – ДВА ЖЕТОНИ НА ОСОБУ В ДЕНЬ
- 00:47:36,773 --> 00:47:37,816 Так…
- 00:47:40,444 --> 00:47:41,945 ЕДАМАМЕ – РОДЗИНКИ АРАХІС – ЦУКЕРКИ
- 00:47:48,744 --> 00:47:50,495 ЧОРНИЦЯ – ЖЕНЬШЕНЬ СОНЯШНИКОВЕ НАСІННЯ – М'ЯТНІ ЦУКЕРКИ
- 00:47:54,082 --> 00:47:55,042 РОДЗИНКИ
- 00:47:58,754 --> 00:48:00,255 - Вони тільки в ліфтах? - Що?
- 00:48:00,339 --> 00:48:02,674 Детектори коду. Чи на сходах теж?
- 00:48:02,758 --> 00:48:04,676 Господи. На сходах теж. А що?
- 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,970 Якщо заяви про звільнення не схвалюють,
- 00:48:07,054 --> 00:48:08,847 чому ви думаєте, що їх хтось отримує?
- 00:48:08,931 --> 00:48:11,225 Перестань думати про контрабанду інформації.
- 00:48:11,308 --> 00:48:12,559 Чи хороші ці детектори?
- 00:48:12,643 --> 00:48:15,812 Що як писати літери криво, як при перевірці на те, чи ти робот?
- 00:48:15,896 --> 00:48:17,773 - Привіт, діти. Що на вечерю? - Ні!
- 00:48:17,856 --> 00:48:19,107 Як сеанс благополуччя?
- 00:48:19,191 --> 00:48:21,068 Чудово. Я прекрасно відновився.
- 00:48:21,151 --> 00:48:22,945 А ще познайомився з головою відділу ОіД.
- 00:48:23,028 --> 00:48:27,199 З Бертом? Я бачив його. Він вилупок. Ти ж не сказав йому, де ми?
- 00:48:27,282 --> 00:48:29,368 Берт не вилупок. І – ні, не сказав.
- 00:48:29,451 --> 00:48:31,578 Це питання безпеки нашого відділу.
- 00:48:31,662 --> 00:48:33,121 - Ти ж сам знаєш… - Це міф.
- 00:48:33,205 --> 00:48:35,040 І не вдавай, що ти дбаєш про наш відділ.
- 00:48:35,123 --> 00:48:36,750 Тобі потрібна лише вафельна вечірка.
- 00:48:36,833 --> 00:48:39,795 О-о, перепрошую. Нам же мають подобатися заохочення.
- 00:48:39,878 --> 00:48:43,882 «Усі, про кого дбає Lumon, насолодяться щедрими спонуками».
- 00:48:43,966 --> 00:48:46,677 Не треба мені перекручувати текст з посібника.
- 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,928 - Не треба. - Хлопці…
- 00:48:48,011 --> 00:48:49,847 Lumon добре до нас ставиться, і це ницо…
- 00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:50,931 Хлопці!
- 00:48:59,481 --> 00:49:00,732 Дивіться.
- 00:49:01,525 --> 00:49:02,526 Так.
- 00:49:03,151 --> 00:49:04,695 Чому воно…
- 00:49:04,778 --> 00:49:07,489 Усе добре. Просто виділи погані дані, як я тобі показував.
- 00:49:07,573 --> 00:49:09,449 Бачиш периметр?
- 00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:20,043 І в скриньку.
- 00:49:32,264 --> 00:49:34,141 Бум! Очищено.
- 00:49:34,224 --> 00:49:36,393 Добре, Геллі. Гіп-гіп!
- 00:49:37,144 --> 00:49:40,147 Вони були страшні. Ті цифри.
- 00:49:57,998 --> 00:50:01,376 Ось диван. Я знайду для тебе спальник.
- 00:50:02,252 --> 00:50:05,672 Якщо хочеш, можеш піти в душ.
- 00:50:06,423 --> 00:50:07,841 Що ти маєш на увазі?
- 00:50:12,846 --> 00:50:14,139 Дякую тобі за це, Марку.
- 00:50:14,681 --> 00:50:17,518 Подумав, що моє робоче «я» сердилося б, якби я
- 00:50:17,601 --> 00:50:19,186 покинув тебе спати в теплиці.
- 00:50:25,317 --> 00:50:26,318 Світло – зліва.
- 00:50:47,005 --> 00:50:48,006 ПОХОДИ
- 00:50:54,012 --> 00:50:55,180 Усе гаразд?
- 00:50:55,264 --> 00:50:57,558 Так. Усе добре.
- 00:52:10,547 --> 00:52:11,673 Піті, що з тобою?
- 00:53:14,695 --> 00:53:15,737 СВІТЛА ПАМ'ЯТЬ КАЛЕБУ СМІТУ
- 00:53:15,821 --> 00:53:17,823 Переклад субтитрів: Анастасія Черевко
- 00:00:03,295 --> 00:00:04,755 <i>I acknowledge that, henceforth,</i>
- 00:00:04,837 --> 00:00:09,133 <i>my access to my memories will be spatially dictated.</i>
- 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:12,721 <i>I will be unable to access outside recollections</i>
- 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:15,849 <i>whilst on Lumon's severed basement floor,</i>
- 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,352 <i>nor retain work memories upon my ascent.</i>
- 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:23,899 I am aware that this alteration
- 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:26,527 is comprehensive and irreversible.
- 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:30,113 I make these statements freely.
- 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:35,118 Okay, that's a wrap.
- 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,206 Come with me, please.
- 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:49,258 So your work personage will be waking in a few hours on the severed floor.
- 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:52,594 But the next time you yourself will be sentient will be this evening,
- 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,137 in the elevator back up.
- 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,222 Okay.
- 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:59,268 The elevator has a handrail at hip-level if you feel dizzy.
- 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:00,769 Oh, man.
- 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,816 I love seeing the sunrise on his face.
- 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,362 You know he used to drink three raw eggs in milk each morning?
- 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:11,446 I've heard.
- 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,115 His favorite breakfast.
- 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:15,534 We'll get you prepped in here.
- 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,161 - Good morning, Lawrence. - Good morning.
- 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:46,190 They say it doesn't hurt.
- 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,404 Just relax.
- 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,379 Little vibration now.
- 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,004 I'll be upstairs after to let you know how it went.
- 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:54,758 Sorry if I freak out on you a little.
- 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,429 Don't worry. I'm very excited to meet you.
- 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:42,806 Hey, Helly.
- 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:44,933 What's happening?
- 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,143 Great to see you.
- 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:49,104 Your orientation's been so much fun.
- 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,233 Where am I?
- 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:58,405 Okay, so sometimes when a new hire is adjusting to a severed space,
- 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,699 we help by bringing them here to the stairwell,
- 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,659 to experience the transition viscerally.
- 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,620 Oh, no. I'm trying to leave?
- 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:05,913 No, no.
- 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,456 It's all part of the process.
- 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,958 If you wanna spin around and head back in, that should be that.
- 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:15,839 Hey, there.
- 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,428 - What the hell? - That's okay.
- 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,263 Not a problem.
- 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,641 Wanna give it another shot?
- 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,142 Maybe with a little oomph?
- 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:33,315 Hi.
- 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:34,983 I'm at the stairwell.
- 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:37,778 It's going fair.
- 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,322 No, she's--
- 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,406 Fuck!
- 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:43,992 I'ma call you back.
- 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:47,246 Wow.
- 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,416 You're an inquisitive one.
- 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,502 I don't wanna be in there, do I?
- 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:54,795 You're learning that you do.
- 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:59,883 Hey, when we heard you were coming here, it was like a miracle.
- 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,594 It's amazing what you're doing.
- 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:26,368 Hey, old-timer!
- 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:28,161 One day down.
- 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:44,233 Hey.
- 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,235 Hey.
- 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:47,611 So it's tomorrow now?
- 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:49,947 Yeah.
- 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,823 Well, it's Monday.
- 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:54,201 - A weekend just happened? - Yeah.
- 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,702 I don't even feel like I left.
- 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:58,497 Yeah, that's how nights and weekends feel here.
- 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,290 Like nothing?
- 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:01,500 Well, you get used to it.
- 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,211 I mean, I find it helps to focus on the effects of sleep
- 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,630 since we don't actually get to experience it.
- 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:10,217 You may feel rejuvenated or happy.
- 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,886 Less tense in the shoulders. Spry.
- 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,932 So it's 09:05?
- 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:20,269 Yeah, they stagger the entries too so we don't meet on the outside.
- 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,687 It's important apparently.
- 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,941 So I guess we're not friends.
- 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:28,902 Guess not.
- 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,075 My current file's called "Tumwater"…
- 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,369 which I started some 11 weeks back.
- 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:38,787 "Tumwater." All one word.
- 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,414 Should I be taking notes?
- 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,833 - No. - I've got it 96% sorted,
- 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,586 which means I've earned four of the five tier incentives,
- 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:50,257 including the erasers and the finger traps that you see displayed here.
- 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:54,011 100% is tier five. That gets you a caricature portrait.
- 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,973 You'll note I've accrued an embarrassment of wealth in that regard.
- 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,516 - Wow. - Correct.
- 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,977 Each one of these? Finished file in the can.
- 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,313 So that's the highest award?
- 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:05,522 Percentage-wise, yes.
- 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,691 But if we hit our numbers by quarter's end,
- 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,818 one of us gets named refiner of the quarter,
- 00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:12,196 and that shit gets you a waffle party.
- 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,864 I'm sorry, a waffle party?
- 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,365 Okay, hazards on, eager lemur.
- 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:18,702 I'm a dead lock for that this quarter, so don't get your hopes up.
- 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,415 What about Mark's crystal head cube?
- 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:26,418 That's not a prize, that's just something they gave him.
- 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:28,879 Helly, could you flip on this console?
- 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,480 Okay.
- 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,192 That's-- Excuse me.
- 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,952 Mark, sorry to interrupt. I know you're training Helly.
- 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:03,247 I just noticed you've removed the group photos from the desks.
- 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,458 Yeah. We're gonna take the new ones at Helly's party today.
- 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:12,881 Okay, this is the Siena file.
- 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,800 Now, all the data you see
- 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:18,345 falls into one of four essential categories.
- 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,556 And we group each line of code,
- 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:25,185 and then sort it evenly between five digital buckets.
- 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:26,270 Party.
- 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,230 Just poke around first. Use the arrows.
- 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:32,234 I do think the old photos are supposed to stay on the desk
- 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,944 until the new ones come in.
- 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:41,952 Right.
- 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,788 - Should this mean something to me? - No.
- 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,332 No, all the data comes from upstairs fully encoded.
- 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:49,918 Then how do I categorize it?
- 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:53,046 What?
- 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:59,678 Each category of numbers presents in such an order as to elicit
- 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,972 an emotional response in the refiner.
- 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:08,478 So, Cat 1 numbers, for example, feel a certain way on sight.
- 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,732 They'll be sort of disconcerting, scary.
- 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:12,816 Scary?
- 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,109 I know.
- 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:15,944 My job is to scroll through this spreadsheet
- 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,613 and look for numbers that are scary?
- 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,698 It sounds dumb, and Mark said it dumb.
- 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,951 Are the numbers bloody? Do they chant?
- 00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,913 It doesn't make sense till you see it, and it takes a while to see.
- 00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,873 Hey, Mark. I just printed out
- 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,334 the passage of the handbook on changing out group photos.
- 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,545 Just might be good to peruse when you're between things.
- 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,464 - Thank you. - Sorry.
- 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:39,968 Am I trapped here?
- 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,639 In what way?
- 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:47,434 Like if it turns out I hate this and I want to quit, is that an option?
- 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,189 Look.
- 00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:54,816 If you're really unhappy,
- 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:59,112 you can submit a resignation request with your outside self for review.
- 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,073 And good luck getting that approved.
- 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:04,868 Well, they do tend to be rejected. Plus, you know…
- 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,454 What?
- 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:13,168 Well, since this perceptual version of you only exists at Lumon,
- 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,463 I mean, quitting would effectively end your life.
- 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,465 I mean, in so much as you've come to know it.
- 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:21,969 Hello, Refiners.
- 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,137 Sweet. Melon bar.
- 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:25,681 Hi, Mr. Milchick.
- 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,100 Helly, welcome.
- 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:31,687 I'm agog at how well I can tell you're already fitting in.
- 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,398 The office feels whole.
- 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:39,528 Now, let's get this party started.
- 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:48,871 Well, my name is Irving, as you all know.
- 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:51,123 And I've worked here for three years,
- 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:56,003 and something about me is that I know all nine core Lumon principles.
- 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,547 Awesome. What's your favorite?
- 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,551 All nine.
- 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:07,681 But today, I think I'd say, "cheer".
- 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:08,765 Great.
- 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,230 No trust fall today, Irv.
- 00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:18,442 Right.
- 00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:29,203 No. No.
- 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,879 Hello, I'm Helly.
- 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,672 I've been at Lumon for, like…
- 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:42,841 ten hours total, and…
- 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,554 I'm sorry, I don't know anything about myself.
- 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,848 Sure you do, Helly.
- 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,309 I really don't.
- 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,895 I guess I went home last night,
- 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,064 but I don't know if home is a house, or an apartment,
- 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,232 or if I live with a family--
- 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,984 I like to think my outie lives on, like, a riverboat.
- 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,613 I'm sorry, outies are--
- 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,491 They're us on the outside.
- 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,785 You saw yours yesterday in the video.
- 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:13,121 Right. I actually have a few things to say to her. Can I record something back?
- 00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:17,918 So what you'll find here is that communication between selves
- 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,378 is pretty curtailed.
- 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,463 So what if I write her a note?
- 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:25,592 Fortunately, the elevators are equipped with something called "code detectors."
- 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,970 So messages can't be passed through.
- 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:31,473 Yeah-- They're like metal detectors for written symbols.
- 00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:32,808 A Lumon original, apparently.
- 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:33,976 That's right. Right.
- 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,894 Sure. Okay, well what if I--
- 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,689 I don't think you're quite getting the game here, Helly.
- 00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:40,899 May I?
- 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,028 Guys, this is Helly.
- 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:48,448 She's 30 years old, she's allergic to almonds and has weak enamel.
- 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:52,244 At 5'6'', she's the fourth tallest person in your office,
- 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:55,497 and her hair is what we call shoulder-length.
- 00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:01,420 And seeing her here with you all, I'd say she most definitely has a family.
- 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:10,095 Wow. Well, that's a lot to follow.
- 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,515 So I'll just say that I'm Mark.
- 00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:19,313 Been with Lumon about two years, and I absolutely love this game.
- 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:24,568 Nice try, pal, but you said that last time.
- 00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:27,362 Fair enough.
- 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,201 Well, I…
- 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:41,335 I broke protocol this morning.
- 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:47,925 I was dusting the old group photos, the ones with Petey,
- 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,551 and it just…
- 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,055 made me feel sad.
- 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,266 And, I guess,
- 00:16:57,226 --> 00:17:01,104 worried that I won't be able to run MDR like he did.
- 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,232 That tracks. I have similar worries.
- 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:05,776 So I…
- 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:09,863 took 'em from the cubicles and put 'em in the storage closet,
- 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,157 which we're not supposed to do.
- 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,703 I recall this. I objected.
- 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,125 Thank you for telling me, Mark.
- 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,254 I actually find your reaction sweet.
- 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:30,384 Though, it is puzzling you have an outburst like this for Petey,
- 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,554 and not for, say, Carol D.
- 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:37,558 But we knew Carol D. was leaving beforehand.
- 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,601 I mean, her outie filmed a thank-you.
- 00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,729 Petey was just gone.
- 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,108 And I mean, I-- I don't know
- 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:52,489 if he's at some new job or drunk on a beach, or dead--
- 00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:54,032 That's enough, please.
- 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,044 I think this is a good time to remind ourselves
- 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,256 that things like deaths happen outside of here.
- 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:11,717 Not here.
- 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:16,180 A life at Lumon is protected from such things.
- 00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:22,978 And I think a great potential response to that from all of you is gratitude.
- 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:34,615 I also think that melon isn't getting any tastier.
- 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,401 Hey, sorry I derailed your game.
- 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:16,281 I thought I already had, but then, yeah, you made it way worse.
- 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,787 So how are you gonna figure out if Petey's okay?
- 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:24,373 I think Milchick was pretty clear.
- 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,042 You're just done asking about your best friend
- 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,919 because our babysitter told you to stop?
- 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,215 You know, Milchick's a nice man.
- 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:36,176 When he says something, it's best to listen.
- 00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:39,096 - I don't care. - 'Cause he can't always be nice like that.
- 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,098 Okay, Refiners!
- 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,351 Let's get this new group photo before the melon bloat sets in.
- 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,489 At last.
- 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:05,330 All right. Great big smiles. Remember, you're gonna be looking at this every day.
- 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,625 Say "gratitude."
- 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,586 Gratitude!
- 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:14,882 Say "cheer."
- 00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:16,884 Cheer!
- 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,182 Helly? What are you doing?
- 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:27,144 I just think I'm not gonna work here anymore. Sorry.
- 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,395 What do you mean?
- 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:29,938 I quit.
- 00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:31,732 I don't wanna do the file-sorting thing
- 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,151 or the never-seeing-the-sun-thing or the disappearing-friends thing.
- 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,695 - I just don't want any of it. - We told you there's code detectors.
- 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:40,490 Do you know that? Have you tried? Because frankly, it sounds made-up.
- 00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:49,583 Helly!
- 00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:54,254 Helly!
- 00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:08,143 Please, you don't know--
- 00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:11,647 Oh, God. Come on.
- 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,117 Shit. Mr. Graner?
- 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:28,705 Come on out.
- 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,046 What have we got here?
- 00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:40,676 Perhaps you'd better come with me.
- 00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:41,844 Mr. Graner.
- 00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:48,767 Hey. I see you've found my wayward trainee.
- 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:51,937 Appreciate your help, sir, as always.
- 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:55,983 The note.
- 00:21:56,608 --> 00:22:00,404 So, this is embarrassing, but it's my first time training,
- 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:04,700 and I must've just forgotten to go over data-smuggling rules with Helly.
- 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,703 Sorry. This is Helly.
- 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:08,787 Helly, Mr. Graner.
- 00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:10,998 Yeah.
- 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,669 Yeah, so if Helly tripped the code detectors,
- 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:20,299 that one, it's on me and I apologize for that, sir.
- 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:21,800 Earnestly.
- 00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:25,304 Big department chief now, Mark S.?
- 00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:26,972 Well…
- 00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:31,518 On you, then. Let's go.
- 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:48,887 Mark.
- 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:53,934 So you're a doula?
- 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:56,353 A midwife, actually.
- 00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:02,526 And how many deliveries have you, I don't know, seen?
- 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:07,823 Over 300?
- 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,200 This is mostly back in Montana.
- 00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:12,744 - Wow. That's so cool. - Yeah.
- 00:24:12,828 --> 00:24:15,163 That's such a high amount.
- 00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:18,750 Yeah. We get two a day.
- 00:24:19,877 --> 00:24:20,919 Depending.
- 00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:33,724 So, is that, like, ten a week?
- 00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:35,726 Like, in a five-day work week, or…
- 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,436 - Yeah, or so. - Yeah. Okay.
- 00:24:38,437 --> 00:24:42,107 - Are you vetting me for your sister? - No. Oh, no. You seem great.
- 00:24:42,191 --> 00:24:43,734 - Yeah, I'm kidding. - I know.
- 00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:54,411 Thank you.
- 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,997 So, Lumon?
- 00:24:58,123 --> 00:24:59,958 - Yeah. - Like half this town.
- 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,836 And half of me. That was a joke.
- 00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:04,963 It was funny.
- 00:25:05,047 --> 00:25:10,886 Yeah. I'm in the archives division, sort of a corporate historian, apparently.
- 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:15,182 So a lot of sensitive material, hence the…
- 00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:19,311 So you don't know…
- 00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:24,149 who you work with, or what you do, or-- or anything?
- 00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:25,943 Yeah, that's the idea.
- 00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:28,320 - What if you snuck in a note? - You can't sneak notes.
- 00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:29,947 So…
- 00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:32,908 - you could have a girlfriend at Lumon… - Thank you.
- 00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:33,992 …and not know it.
- 00:25:34,076 --> 00:25:36,703 And if you met someone out here, you wouldn't know it in there.
- 00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:39,164 Like, you could get married and have kids,
- 00:25:39,248 --> 00:25:41,792 and just forget they exist for eight hours every day,
- 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:43,252 for your whole life.
- 00:25:43,836 --> 00:25:45,337 That doesn't mess with your head?
- 00:25:48,632 --> 00:25:51,385 I think for some people, it's the point.
- 00:25:56,306 --> 00:26:00,561 So, as a local, this just feels like a reasonable temperature to you?
- 00:26:00,644 --> 00:26:02,604 Well, technically, I'm from Ganz.
- 00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:05,023 And you're one to talk.
- 00:26:05,107 --> 00:26:09,319 Isn't Minnesota, like, crazy cold with the lakes?
- 00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:11,738 Yes. Minnesota was very cold
- 00:26:11,822 --> 00:26:15,909 the one time I visited from my home in Montana.
- 00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:18,036 So those are different places.
- 00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:23,166 So do you live in Lumon housing?
- 00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,670 You make it sound like dorms or something.
- 00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:29,590 - No, I just meant that there's-- - I live in Baird Creek.
- 00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:34,344 And, yes, they happen to be subsidized by the company that employs me.
- 00:26:34,428 --> 00:26:36,722 Excuse me, do you have a moment for children's brain health?
- 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:38,390 And legalized severance in the workplace?
- 00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:42,603 - Nice. The WMC's out and about. - Who?
- 00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:45,314 Most severed workers don't see the sun their whole lives.
- 00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:47,691 The Whole Mind Collective. They're great.
- 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,444 Excuse me, do you have a moment for children's brain health?
- 00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:51,528 We're all good.
- 00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:53,488 You folks have a moment for children's brain health?
- 00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:54,448 - We do. - Great!
- 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:56,241 We're trying to get a measure on the ballot
- 00:26:56,325 --> 00:26:59,077 to keep mega-corporations like Lumon from continuing to force
- 00:26:59,161 --> 00:27:00,412 legalized severance on our state.
- 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:01,872 They're forcing it now?
- 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,750 That's what they're lobbying for. And Jame Eagan is trying to sever kids--
- 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:08,086 Okay, well, what about the self-mutilating types who do it willingly?
- 00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:10,672 I mean, I heard that some of them are so deluded
- 00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:12,508 they don't even know they're victims.
- 00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:15,177 I also heard that if you're severed,
- 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:18,347 you go to two separate hells. Is that true?
- 00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:20,849 Hey, man, you wanna benefit off forced labor, that's up…
- 00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:23,143 - Hey, man. Forced labor? - …then that's up to you.
- 00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:24,269 Fucking really?
- 00:27:24,353 --> 00:27:25,562 - Hey! - Yeah.
- 00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:26,939 - Forced labor? Okay. - Really.
- 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,483 So people can just, like, self-imprison?
- 00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:31,068 Are you captive right now?
- 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:35,364 No, seriously, because your past self chose to walk you down here
- 00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:37,908 to be an infantilizing prick to people.
- 00:27:37,991 --> 00:27:40,786 Severance is subjugation, asshole.
- 00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:43,622 That's nice language for a--
- 00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,123 What-- What are you? Twelve?
- 00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:48,085 Are you 12 years old? Are you even in high school yet?
- 00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:52,256 Okay. Come on.
- 00:28:22,953 --> 00:28:23,954 Mrs. Selvig.
- 00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:25,747 Peace offering.
- 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:27,791 Are we fighting?
- 00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:31,003 I just keep thinking about those damn bins.
- 00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:36,383 Well, that is so not necessary, but very kind. Thank you.
- 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:42,222 Here, why don't you come in? I have milk.
- 00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,683 - Why, thank you! - Yeah.
- 00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:50,856 I'm experimenting with chamomile, so no hard feelings if you gag.
- 00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:52,107 I'm sure I won't.
- 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,031 Still waiting for that third bulb to revive itself?
- 00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:02,159 Oh, yeah. Keep forgetting to change that.
- 00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:05,787 My, you smell nice. Were you on a date?
- 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:13,754 Sort of. My sister set me up with, like, her doula, or midwife.
- 00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:15,506 Didn't really feel like anything.
- 00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:23,263 Well, let's see here. I'll…
- 00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:34,191 Wow.
- 00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:36,151 This i-- These are magic.
- 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:42,282 My late husband was a carpenter,
- 00:29:42,366 --> 00:29:43,825 and before he passed,
- 00:29:43,909 --> 00:29:48,789 he said he would start building us a house in the hereafter.
- 00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:53,293 And there would be a small guest apartment in the back,
- 00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:56,338 in case I found a new man before I got there.
- 00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:01,844 That's… so sweet.
- 00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:08,517 Yes. He even drew blueprints, which I keep in my purse.
- 00:30:14,064 --> 00:30:15,649 Well, come by the shop, okay?
- 00:30:15,732 --> 00:30:20,320 I'll give you a mugwort bath bomb that'll make you sleep like a rag doll.
- 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,864 I'll try to get down there.
- 00:30:22,948 --> 00:30:24,449 Good night, Mrs. Selvig.
- 00:31:20,923 --> 00:31:22,925 <i>The nerve, my new partner's a woman.</i>
- 00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:25,260 <i>I just think you could've mentioned it sooner.</i>
- 00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:29,932 <i>You'd better be on the stakeout and not… out for a steak.</i>
- 00:32:29,741 --> 00:32:31,869 <i>Seth Milchick, Lumon Industries.</i>
- 00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:34,037 Mr. Milchick, it's Mark Scout.
- 00:32:34,121 --> 00:32:37,082 I'm a severed worker. Employee number 4502.
- 00:32:37,165 --> 00:32:40,169 <i>Mr. Scout, what a pleasure. How can I help you?</i>
- 00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:42,713 I actually woke up not feeling terribly well.
- 00:32:42,796 --> 00:32:44,381 I'm sorry I'm just now calling.
- 00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:48,177 <i>Oh, no. May I ask how serious it is?</i>
- 00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:52,931 Well, nothing bad, just very minor stomach event.
- 00:32:53,015 --> 00:32:54,308 Should be back tomorrow.
- 00:32:55,392 --> 00:32:56,518 <i>Well, I'm sorry.</i>
- 00:32:56,602 --> 00:32:59,229 <i>I know your innie will be sad to have missed the day.</i>
- 00:33:01,523 --> 00:33:03,984 <i>You feel better. Okay, Mr. Scout?</i>
- 00:33:08,947 --> 00:33:11,325 - Where's Mark? - Missed you too.
- 00:33:11,408 --> 00:33:14,328 He should be coming down first now. You don't think that--
- 00:33:14,411 --> 00:33:16,997 He's probably sick. They wouldn't bounce him and Petey the same week.
- 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,415 I certainly hope not.
- 00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:19,917 Quarterly deadline's coming up,
- 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,503 and I'm not looking to be department chief.
- 00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:26,423 Wow. Lot a confidence for a man who once got disciplined for dozing.
- 00:33:28,842 --> 00:33:30,344 Sorry. That was--
- 00:33:33,138 --> 00:33:36,183 I can't help that I was hired older than you.
- 00:33:38,977 --> 00:33:40,604 It just never stops, huh?
- 00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:41,939 Endless toil.
- 00:33:43,273 --> 00:33:44,399 Where's Mark?
- 00:33:44,483 --> 00:33:46,652 Sick or fired. Probably sick.
- 00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:49,238 They wouldn't have fired him for my note thing, would they?
- 00:33:49,321 --> 00:33:52,032 No. No way. He did his stint in the break room yesterday.
- 00:33:56,161 --> 00:33:57,371 <i>He said he was ill.</i>
- 00:33:57,955 --> 00:33:59,164 Did he sound ill?
- 00:33:59,248 --> 00:34:01,500 I don't know. He said it was abdominal.
- 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:04,211 Funny timing.
- 00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:48,964 The erasers are mostly decorative, since we don't have pencils.
- 00:34:49,046 --> 00:34:51,383 Finger trap is fun, as long as you know how to use it safely.
- 00:34:51,466 --> 00:34:54,595 But it's really more about what they represent, how far you got in the file.
- 00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:58,140 - But why don't we always finish the files? - 'Cause they only keep so long.
- 00:34:58,807 --> 00:35:02,186 You know, we finish, on average, one in five files before they expire.
- 00:35:02,269 --> 00:35:05,939 Which is better than it used to be before Mark's freshman fluke.
- 00:35:06,023 --> 00:35:07,274 What's a freshman fluke?
- 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:07,417 No!
- 00:36:08,252 --> 00:36:09,253 Irv?
- 00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:13,465 I'm-- I'm sorry.
- 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:15,300 Irving?
- 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:21,491 We'll deduct the time you spent dozing from your outie's paycheck.
- 00:37:21,992 --> 00:37:25,662 What will be harder to fix, Irving, is my and Ms. Cobel's trust in you.
- 00:37:26,205 --> 00:37:29,082 I'm so sorry, sir. I'm just so sorry.
- 00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:32,127 Well, no one is hankering to throw you in the break room.
- 00:37:32,836 --> 00:37:35,923 We'll do a wellness check with Ms. Casey and go from there, all right?
- 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:37,841 Thank you, Mr. Milchick.
- 00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:01,657 Nothing scary yet.
- 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:12,292 Oh, God! A four!
- 00:38:12,376 --> 00:38:13,544 Don't fuck around.
- 00:38:14,086 --> 00:38:17,339 I told you, you'll understand when you see it, so just be patient.
- 00:38:17,965 --> 00:38:19,424 What even are these numbers?
- 00:38:19,508 --> 00:38:21,885 Like, do we even know what we're supposedly cleaning?
- 00:38:24,263 --> 00:38:25,264 My theory?
- 00:38:26,974 --> 00:38:27,975 The sea.
- 00:38:30,269 --> 00:38:31,270 The sea?
- 00:38:31,979 --> 00:38:33,438 Yeah. Think about it.
- 00:38:33,522 --> 00:38:36,650 Okay, if our outies are up there severing their brains,
- 00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:38,527 shit must have gotten pretty bad.
- 00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:41,280 Famine, plagues, et cetera.
- 00:38:41,363 --> 00:38:44,575 So what is a desperate humanity to do?
- 00:38:47,035 --> 00:38:48,036 Populate the sea?
- 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,496 Populate the sea.
- 00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:53,333 But first, they gotta send probes down to the sea to clean up
- 00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:56,879 all the deadly eels and shit, 'cause we can't cohabitate with that.
- 00:38:57,379 --> 00:39:00,883 So we send the probes down, they send us the data coded,
- 00:39:00,966 --> 00:39:05,512 we sense what's eels, and then we tell the probes what to blow up.
- 00:39:09,016 --> 00:39:10,267 This is the leading theory?
- 00:39:12,227 --> 00:39:15,314 Nah, Irv thinks we're cutting swear words out of movies.
- 00:39:19,776 --> 00:39:23,363 But what is it? Like, what-- what are we actually workin' on down there?
- 00:39:25,449 --> 00:39:26,450 I don't know.
- 00:39:27,743 --> 00:39:30,329 I thought without severance it would make more sense, but…
- 00:39:32,164 --> 00:39:34,833 They separate us from the other departments.
- 00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:36,752 We don't even know how many there are.
- 00:39:41,256 --> 00:39:43,509 But I've been reintegrated for two weeks now.
- 00:39:46,136 --> 00:39:47,888 I've been mapping out the floor.
- 00:39:59,608 --> 00:40:01,985 I hid the original for you when I left.
- 00:40:21,964 --> 00:40:23,090 You okay?
- 00:40:31,223 --> 00:40:32,224 Sorry.
- 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,893 Reintegration sickness.
- 00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:39,189 Never heard of that one.
- 00:40:39,982 --> 00:40:42,401 Because I'm the first dipshit that's ever had it.
- 00:40:43,694 --> 00:40:47,531 Plus, living in a cold-ass greenhouse doesn't help, but I can't go home.
- 00:40:50,659 --> 00:40:54,788 Okay, so what is it that happens down there that's so bad?
- 00:40:58,667 --> 00:40:59,668 There's this room…
- 00:41:06,341 --> 00:41:08,760 We go in there when we don't act right.
- 00:41:16,518 --> 00:41:17,644 What is that?
- 00:41:24,359 --> 00:41:25,944 <i>I'm afraid you're not sorry.</i>
- 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:31,283 <i>Please. I truly am. I'm sorry.</i>
- 00:41:31,366 --> 00:41:33,035 <i>Please read the statement again.</i>
- 00:41:34,995 --> 00:41:39,416 <i>Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world.</i>
- 00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:45,339 <i>None may atone for my actions but me, and only in me shall their stain live on.</i>
- 00:41:45,422 --> 00:41:47,633 <i>I am thankful to have been caught,</i>
- 00:41:47,716 --> 00:41:51,803 <i>my fall cut short by those with wizened hands.</i>
- 00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:56,308 <i>All I can be is sorry, and that is all that I am.</i>
- 00:41:57,476 --> 00:42:01,897 <i>I'm afraid you don't mean it. Again, please.</i>
- 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:08,070 <i>Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world.</i>
- 00:42:09,571 --> 00:42:12,866 <i>None may atone for my actions but me.</i>
- 00:42:16,328 --> 00:42:17,663 The fuck is that?
- 00:42:20,082 --> 00:42:21,333 That's the break room.
- 00:42:54,449 --> 00:42:55,701 I'm-- I'm sorry.
- 00:42:55,784 --> 00:42:57,035 No, I'm sorry, sir.
- 00:42:57,119 --> 00:42:59,329 I didn't think anybody was out here.
- 00:42:59,413 --> 00:43:02,207 I'm coming out from my session.
- 00:43:02,291 --> 00:43:07,588 I was just going in. I was admiring the art while I wait.
- 00:43:08,463 --> 00:43:12,134 That piece hung in the perpetuity wing for many years.
- 00:43:12,217 --> 00:43:15,095 I know. And it broke my heart when they took it down.
- 00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:17,973 It's better here. It's calming.
- 00:43:21,185 --> 00:43:23,896 I'm Irving. Macrodata Refinement.
- 00:43:24,479 --> 00:43:25,939 Are you a department head?
- 00:43:26,023 --> 00:43:27,941 Well, Optics and Design.
- 00:43:28,692 --> 00:43:31,153 A two-person department, so, barely.
- 00:43:31,236 --> 00:43:32,654 So this is your work?
- 00:43:33,447 --> 00:43:36,200 We don't paint them. We do hang them.
- 00:43:36,283 --> 00:43:41,496 I loved that you did the Ambrose cycle in the team-building space last quarter.
- 00:43:42,039 --> 00:43:43,957 I'd never seen it.
- 00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:46,960 Well, it's rare to meet a sophisticate.
- 00:43:47,878 --> 00:43:51,882 Most people only think of O&D when new handbook totes come in.
- 00:43:52,925 --> 00:43:54,718 Well, I love those too.
- 00:43:54,801 --> 00:43:56,178 Yeah?
- 00:43:56,261 --> 00:43:58,639 There's new ones coming next month.
- 00:43:59,598 --> 00:44:01,391 Best design yet, in my view.
- 00:44:02,434 --> 00:44:06,438 Wow! Well, that's all I'll be thinking about until then.
- 00:44:07,064 --> 00:44:07,898 Irving?
- 00:44:46,353 --> 00:44:47,646 All right, Irving.
- 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,401 What I'd like to do is share with you some facts about your outie.
- 00:44:53,986 --> 00:44:59,992 Because your outie is an exemplary person, these facts should be very pleasing.
- 00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:05,664 Just relax your body and be open to the facts.
- 00:45:06,456 --> 00:45:09,585 Try to enjoy each equally.
- 00:45:10,919 --> 00:45:14,131 These facts are not to be shared outside this room.
- 00:45:15,674 --> 00:45:18,886 But for now, they're yours to enjoy.
- 00:45:24,391 --> 00:45:26,351 Your outie is generous.
- 00:45:28,979 --> 00:45:32,900 Your outie is fond of music and owns many records.
- 00:45:34,651 --> 00:45:40,449 Your outie is a friend to children and to the elderly and the insane.
- 00:45:42,492 --> 00:45:46,705 Your outie is strong and helped someone lift a heavy object.
- 00:45:48,749 --> 00:45:54,421 Your outie attends many dances and is popular among the other attendees.
- 00:45:55,756 --> 00:46:02,721 Your outie likes films and owns a machine that can play them.
- 00:46:04,431 --> 00:46:09,895 Your outie is splendid and can swim gracefully and well.
- 00:46:11,396 --> 00:46:12,606 I'm sorry.
- 00:46:13,482 --> 00:46:16,068 Please try to enjoy each fact equally,
- 00:46:16,735 --> 00:46:19,404 and not show preference for any over the others.
- 00:46:19,988 --> 00:46:22,991 That's ten points off. You have 90 points remaining.
- 00:46:23,075 --> 00:46:25,285 - Points? - Please don't speak.
- 00:46:33,043 --> 00:46:35,629 Your outie won a game two weeks ago.
- 00:46:37,047 --> 00:46:39,633 Your outie values water.
- 00:46:40,926 --> 00:46:45,639 A photo of your outie with a trophy was once in a newspaper.
- 00:46:47,266 --> 00:46:51,603 <i>Your outie has no fear of muggers or knaves.</i>
- 00:46:53,564 --> 00:46:56,608 Your outie likes the sound of radar.
- 00:46:59,194 --> 00:47:04,074 Your outie is skilled at kissing and lovemaking.
- 00:47:06,910 --> 00:47:07,911 I'm sorry.
- 00:47:07,995 --> 00:47:10,914 Please don't respond to any specific fact.
- 00:47:10,998 --> 00:47:12,791 That's ten points off.
- 00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:15,085 - I was just-- - Please don't speak further,
- 00:47:15,169 --> 00:47:19,006 or all remaining points will be deducted and the wellness session will end.
- 00:47:36,773 --> 00:47:37,816 Okay.
- 00:47:58,754 --> 00:48:00,255 - Is it just the elevators? - What?
- 00:48:00,339 --> 00:48:02,674 With the code detectors. Or is it the stairwells too?
- 00:48:02,758 --> 00:48:04,676 Jesus. Stairwells too. Why?
- 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,970 If no one accepts the resignations,
- 00:48:07,054 --> 00:48:08,847 what makes you think they're being delivered at all?
- 00:48:08,931 --> 00:48:11,225 You gotta let the info-smuggling notion go.
- 00:48:11,308 --> 00:48:12,559 Okay, but how good are the scanners?
- 00:48:12,643 --> 00:48:15,812 Like, what if you wrote the letters funky, like one of those robot tests?
- 00:48:15,896 --> 00:48:17,773 - Hi, kids. What's for dinner? - Nope!
- 00:48:17,856 --> 00:48:19,107 How was wellness?
- 00:48:19,191 --> 00:48:21,068 Great. Very restorative.
- 00:48:21,151 --> 00:48:22,945 I met the O&D department head.
- 00:48:23,028 --> 00:48:27,199 Burt? I've met that guy. He's a fuck. You didn't tell him where we are, did you?
- 00:48:27,282 --> 00:48:29,368 Burt's not a fuck. And no.
- 00:48:29,451 --> 00:48:31,578 I'm asking for the safety of this department.
- 00:48:31,662 --> 00:48:33,121 - I don't need to tell you-- - That's a myth.
- 00:48:33,205 --> 00:48:35,040 And don't pretend you care about this department.
- 00:48:35,123 --> 00:48:36,750 You just want your waffle party.
- 00:48:36,833 --> 00:48:39,795 Beg-fucking-pardon. We're supposed to like the perks.
- 00:48:39,878 --> 00:48:43,882 "And all in Lumon's care shall revel in the bounty of the incentives spur."
- 00:48:43,966 --> 00:48:46,677 Don't pervert a handbook passage to me, okay?
- 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,928 - Don't do it. - Hey, guys?
- 00:48:48,011 --> 00:48:49,847 Lumon has been good to us, and it is feckless to--
- 00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:50,931 Guys!
- 00:48:59,481 --> 00:49:00,732 That.
- 00:49:01,525 --> 00:49:02,526 Yep.
- 00:49:03,151 --> 00:49:04,695 Why is-- Why is it--
- 00:49:04,778 --> 00:49:07,489 You okay. Just fence off the bad data like I showed you.
- 00:49:07,573 --> 00:49:09,449 Can you see the perimeter?
- 00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:20,043 And bin it.
- 00:49:32,264 --> 00:49:34,141 Boom. Fucking refined.
- 00:49:34,224 --> 00:49:36,393 All right, Helly. Hip, hip.
- 00:49:37,144 --> 00:49:40,147 They were scary. The numbers were scary.
- 00:49:57,998 --> 00:50:01,376 Here's the couch. I'll find you a sleeping bag.
- 00:50:02,252 --> 00:50:05,672 And you can use the shower if you want.
- 00:50:06,423 --> 00:50:07,841 What are you trying to say?
- 00:50:12,846 --> 00:50:14,139 Thanks for doing this, Mark.
- 00:50:14,681 --> 00:50:17,518 Well, I, you know, figured my work self would be pissed
- 00:50:17,601 --> 00:50:19,186 if I let you sleep in a greenhouse.
- 00:50:25,317 --> 00:50:26,318 Light's on the left.
- 00:50:54,012 --> 00:50:55,180 You okay in there?
- 00:50:55,264 --> 00:50:57,558 Yeah! Yeah, I'm good.
- 00:52:10,547 --> 00:52:11,673 Petey, are you okay?
- 00:00:03,295 --> 00:00:04,755 <i>Я признаю, что отныне</i>
- 00:00:04,837 --> 00:00:09,133 <i>доступ к моим воспоминаниям будет определяться территориально.</i>
- 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:12,721 <i>Мне будут недоступны личные воспоминания,</i>
- 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:15,849 <i>пока я нахожусь на подземном «разделённом» этаже,</i>
- 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,352 <i>а за пределами работы — наоборот.</i>
- 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:23,899 Я осознаю, что данная операция
- 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:26,527 окончательна и необратима.
- 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:30,113 Это заявление добровольно.
- 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:35,118 Ну… вот и всё.
- 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,206 Идём за мной.
- 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:49,258 Рабочая персона очнётся на разделённом этаже через пару часов.
- 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:52,594 А ты очнёшься уже в лифте, когда будешь подниматься
- 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,137 с этого этажа.
- 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,222 Ладно.
- 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:59,268 В лифте есть поручень, если голова закружится.
- 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:00,769 Да…
- 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,816 Обожаю, как солнце отражается на его лице.
- 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,362 Он по утрам выпивал три сырых яйца с молоком.
- 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:11,446 Я знаю.
- 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,115 Его любимый завтрак.
- 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:15,534 Ну что ж, нам сюда.
- 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,161 - Доброе утро, Лоуренс. - Доброе.
- 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:46,190 Обещали, будет не больно.
- 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:48,734 КЕТАМИН
- 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,404 Расслабься.
- 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,379 Сейчас будет немного вибрировать.
- 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,272 «ЛЮМОН»
- 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,566 «ЛЮМОН» МИКРОЧИП «РАЗДЕЛЕНИЕ»
- 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,004 Буду ждать сверху. Расскажу, как всё прошло.
- 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:54,758 Прости, если буду психовать.
- 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,429 Не переживай. Я буду рад с тобой поработать.
- 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:42,806 Привет, Хелли.
- 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:44,933 Что случилось?
- 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,143 Рад увидеться.
- 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:49,104 Твоё обучение проходит весело.
- 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,233 Где это мы?
- 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:58,405 Ну смотри, чтобы помочь новому сотруднику привыкнуть к разделённому этажу,
- 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,699 мы показываем эту лестницу,
- 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,659 чтобы помочь акклиматизироваться.
- 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,620 О нет. Я хочу уйти.
- 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:05,913 Нет, нет.
- 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,456 Это часть обучения.
- 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,958 Можешь развернуться и зайти обратно.
- 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:15,839 Привет.
- 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,428 - Как так? - Ерунда.
- 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,847 Так бывает.
- 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,641 Давай ещё раз?
- 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,142 Да посмелее.
- 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:33,815 Да.
- 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:34,983 Я на лестнице.
- 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:37,778 Всё в норме.
- 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,322 Нет, она…
- 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,406 Твою мать!
- 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:43,992 Ага. Я перезвоню.
- 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:47,246 Ого.
- 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,416 Какая ты настырная у нас.
- 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,502 Я не хочу быть там, да?
- 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:54,795 Так поначалу кажется.
- 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:59,883 Слушай, когда мы узнали о тебе… это было чудо.
- 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,594 Ты просто невероятная.
- 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:26,368 Поздравляю.
- 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:28,161 Первый рабочий день.
- 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:48,116 Разделение
- 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:05,384 «ЛЮМОН», СТАРШИЙ ОБРАБОТЧИК, УТРЕННИЙ СПИСОК ЗАДАЧ
- 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,177 ЗАПРАВИТЬ ДОЗАТОР МЫЛА
- 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:09,763 НАСЛАДИТЬСЯ ПОРТРЕТОМ КИРА ЭГАНА ОЦЕНИТЬ СЕБЯ: МОГУ ЛИ Я ВЕСТИ СЕГОДНЯ?
- 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,434 «ЛЮМОН» РУАНДИЙСКИЙ КОФЕ
- 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,967 РУКОВОДСТВО ПО ПОВЕДЕНИЮ
- 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,685 МАРК С. АЛЛЕНТАУН
- 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:44,233 Привет.
- 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,235 Привет.
- 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:47,611 Уже следующий день?
- 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:49,947 Да.
- 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,823 Ну, понедельник.
- 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:54,201 - Выходные прошли? - Ага.
- 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,702 Будто я и не уходила.
- 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:58,497 Да, так оно обычно и происходит.
- 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,290 Всегда так?
- 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:01,500 Ну, потом привыкаешь.
- 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,211 Мне помогает фокусирование на эффекте ото сна,
- 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,630 ведь мы не можем сами испытать его.
- 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:10,217 Становишься более энергичным, молодым.
- 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,886 Спина перестаёт болеть. Ты счастлив.
- 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,932 Сейчас уже 09:05?
- 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:20,269 Да, нас разделяют и на входе, чтобы мы не встретились.
- 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,687 Это важно, видать.
- 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,941 Значит, мы не друзья.
- 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:28,902 Наверное.
- 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,658 Я работаю над файлом «Тамуотер».
- 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:35,951 ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ В СЕМЬЮ «ЛЮМОН»
- 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,369 Начал его недель 11 назад.
- 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:38,787 «Тамуотер». Одно слово.
- 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,414 Мне это надо записывать?
- 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,833 - Нет. - Я уже обработал 96%.
- 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,586 Это значит, я заработал четыре награды из пяти.
- 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:50,257 Включая стирашки и ловушки для пальцев. Смотри, сколько их.
- 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:54,011 За 100% дают пятую награду: карикатурный портрет.
- 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,973 Как видишь, коллекция у меня уже внушительная.
- 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,516 - Ого. - Именно.
- 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,977 Каждый обозначает выполненный проект
- 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,313 Самая высокая награда?
- 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:05,522 По процентам — да.
- 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,691 Но если выполнить квартальный план,
- 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,818 дадут звание лучшего обработчика.
- 00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:12,196 А за это дают вафельный праздник.
- 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,864 Что? Вафельный праздник?
- 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,365 Попридержи коней, красавица.
- 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:18,702 Звание получу я в этом квартале, так что давай-ка без этого.
- 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,415 А что это у Марка за куб такой?
- 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:26,418 Это не награда, ему это так подарили.
- 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:28,879 Хелли, ты можешь включить компьютер?
- 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,480 Так.
- 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,192 Ага… дай-ка мне.
- 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,278 СИЕНА
- 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,952 Прости, что отрываю. Знаю, ты занят с Хелли.
- 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:03,247 Я тут заметил, что ты убрал групповые фотографии со столов.
- 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,458 Да. У нас будут новые с Хелли. Потерпи немного.
- 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:12,881 Так. Это твой рабочий файл.
- 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,800 Вся информация, что ты видишь,
- 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:18,345 делится на четыре основных категории.
- 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,556 Мы группируем весь этот код,
- 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:25,185 а потом разделяем между пятью виртуальными папками.
- 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:26,270 Прелестно.
- 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,230 А ты попробуй вот. Стрелками.
- 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:32,234 Я считаю, что старые фотографии должны остаться на столе,
- 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,944 пока новые не пришли.
- 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:41,952 Так…
- 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,788 - Это должно что-то значить? - Нет.
- 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,332 Все данные приходят в зашифрованном виде.
- 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:49,918 Как их тогда сортировать?
- 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:53,046 Что?
- 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:59,678 Каждая категория чисел вызывает определённые
- 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,972 эмоциональные реакции в обработчике.
- 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:08,478 Числа первой категории, например, вызывают такие эмоции,
- 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,732 что тебе будет неуютно, страшно даже.
- 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:12,816 Страшно?
- 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,109 Знаю.
- 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:15,944 Я должна листать табличку
- 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,613 в поисках страшных чисел?
- 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,698 Марк как-то тупо объяснил.
- 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,951 Эти числа поют страшные песни?
- 00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,913 Не поймёшь, пока не увидишь. А увидишь ты не сразу.
- 00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,873 Марк. Я тут распечатал
- 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,334 выдержку из руководства по поводу фотографий.
- 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,545 Можешь изучить, когда будет свободная минутка.
- 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,464 - Благодарю. - Прости.
- 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:39,968 Я в ловушке?
- 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,639 В смысле?
- 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:47,434 Если я захочу уйти, уволиться, это будет вообще возможно?
- 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,189 Так.
- 00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:54,816 Если правда будет плохо,
- 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:59,112 твоя внешняя версия может отправить заявление на увольнение.
- 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,073 Фиг его тебе подпишут.
- 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:04,868 Ну, зачастую их отклоняют. Плюс, знаешь…
- 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,454 Что?
- 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:13,168 Ну, эта субъективная версия тебя существует только в «Люмоне».
- 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,463 Увольнение будет значить твою смерть.
- 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,465 Я про эту версию тебя.
- 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:21,969 Добрый день, обработчики.
- 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,137 Класс, дыньки.
- 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:25,681 Здравствуйте, мистер Милчик.
- 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,100 Хелли. Привет.
- 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:31,687 Я поражён, как идеально ты вписалась в эту команду.
- 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,398 Здесь царит покой.
- 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:39,528 Что ж давайте веселиться.
- 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:48,871 Что ж… меня зовут Ирвинг, многим это и так известно.
- 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:51,123 Я здесь уже три года работаю.
- 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:56,003 По какой-то причине я знаю все девять основных принципов.
- 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,547 Здорово. Есть любимый?
- 00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:02,551 Все девять.
- 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:07,681 Но сегодня я бы выбрал «задор».
- 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:08,765 Прекрасно.
- 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:15,230 О нет! Сегодня без этого, Ирв.
- 00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:18,442 Ладно.
- 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,157 ПРИВЕТ, ХЕЛЛИ!
- 00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:29,203 Нет. Нет.
- 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,879 Привет, я Хелли.
- 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,672 Работаю в «Люмоне» уже…
- 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:42,841 …десять часов и…
- 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,554 Простите, я ничего не знаю о себе.
- 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,848 Конечно знаешь, Хелли.
- 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,309 Правда не знаю.
- 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,895 Наверное, была дома.
- 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,064 Не знаю, это настоящий дом, или квартира.
- 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,232 Есть у меня семья, или…
- 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,984 Я представляю, что мой экстра живёт на лодке.
- 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,613 Прости, «экстра» — это…
- 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,491 Это мы, но снаружи.
- 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,785 Ты видела её вчера на видео.
- 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:13,121 Да, я хочу ей кое-что сказать. Можно ответ записать?
- 00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:17,918 Связь между разными версиями работников
- 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,378 ограничена.
- 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,463 А записку написать?
- 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:25,592 Ну а на этот случай во всех лифтах у нас стоят детекторы кода.
- 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,970 Сообщения пронести невозможно.
- 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:31,473 Да… это как металлодетектор, только для записей.
- 00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:32,808 Уникальная технология.
- 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:33,976 Всё верно, да.
- 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,894 Ну конечно. Ну а если мне надо…
- 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,689 Ты не поняла правила игры, Хелли.
- 00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:40,899 Можно?
- 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,028 Народ, это Хелли.
- 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:48,448 Ей 30 лет, у неё аллергия на миндаль и слабая эмаль.
- 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:52,244 Рост 1,52 метра, четвёртая по росту в вашем офисе.
- 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:55,497 А длина волос у неё, как мы говорим, по плечи.
- 00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:01,420 Смотрю я сейчас на вас и понимаю, что у неё есть семья.
- 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:10,095 Да уж. Тяжело после такого.
- 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:13,515 Поэтому скажу, что я Марк.
- 00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:19,313 Работаю в «Люмон» уже два года. И я просто обожаю эту игру.
- 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:24,568 Ты нас не проведёшь. Ты это в прошлый раз говорил.
- 00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:27,362 Ну ладно.
- 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,201 Ну, я…
- 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:41,335 Я нарушил протокол утром.
- 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:47,925 Я убирал пыль со старых фото, те, что с Пити.
- 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,551 И тут мне стало…
- 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,055 …вдруг грустно.
- 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,266 Я стал переживать,
- 00:16:57,226 --> 00:17:01,104 что не смогу быть начальником, как он.
- 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,232 Я тоже об этом переживаю.
- 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:05,776 Вот я и…
- 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:09,863 …убрал их со столов и спрятал в кладовку,
- 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,157 а этого делать было нельзя.
- 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,703 Да, и мне это не понравилась.
- 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,125 Спасибо, что рассказал, Марк.
- 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,254 Я считаю твою реакцию нормальной.
- 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:30,384 Хотя не понятно, почему это случилось у тебя с Пити,
- 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,554 а не, скажем, с Кэрол Д.
- 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:37,558 Мы знали, что она уходит заведомо.
- 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,601 Её экстра записала нам обращение.
- 00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,729 А Пити просто пропал.
- 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,108 И я… я не знаю,
- 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:52,489 нашёл ли он новую работу, или ушёл в запой, или мёртв…
- 00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:54,032 Хватит, Марк.
- 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,044 Я должен напомнить, что такие вещи,
- 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,256 как смерть, бывают только снаружи.
- 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:11,717 Не здесь.
- 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:16,180 «Люмон» вас оберегает. Такому здесь не место.
- 00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:22,978 И я считаю, что нормальной реакцией на это должна быть благодарность.
- 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:34,615 А ещё я считаю, что дынька нас заждалась.
- 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,401 Прости, что сорвал тебе игру.
- 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:16,281 Думала, я её сорвала, но ты сделал ещё хуже.
- 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,787 Как ты узнаешь, что Пити живой?
- 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:24,373 Кажется, Милчик дал понять.
- 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,042 Выкинешь из головы друга,
- 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,919 потому что нянечка так сказала?
- 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,215 Вообще, Милчик — хороший парень.
- 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:36,176 Если он что-то говорит, лучше прислушаться.
- 00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:39,096 - Да плевать мне… - Это сейчас он такой добрый.
- 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,098 Ну что, обработчики!
- 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,351 Пришло время для новой фотографии, пока мы не объелись дынькой.
- 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,489 Наконец-то.
- 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:05,330 Так, хорошо, улыбаемся. Не забывайте, вы будете видеть её каждый день.
- 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,625 Скажите «благодарность».
- 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,586 Благодарность!
- 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:14,882 Скажите «задор»
- 00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:16,884 Задор!
- 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,182 Хелли? Ты что делаешь?
- 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:27,144 Да я не думаю, что хочу здесь работать. Простите.
- 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,395 В смысле?
- 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:29,938 Я ухожу.
- 00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:31,732 Не хочу файлы сортировать,
- 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,151 солнца не видать, мириться, что друзья пропадают.
- 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,695 - Не хочу. - В лифтах ведь детекторы кода.
- 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:40,490 А ты уверен? Ты пробовал? Потому что это кажется выдуманным.
- 00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:49,583 Хелли!
- 00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:54,254 Хелли!
- 00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:08,143 Стой, ты не понимаешь…
- 00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:11,647 Черт! Давай же!
- 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,117 Чёрт. Мистер Грэйнер?
- 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:28,705 Выходи.
- 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,046 Что тут у нас?
- 00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:40,676 Прошу пройти за мной.
- 00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:41,844 Мистер Грэйнер.
- 00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:48,767 Отлично… вы нашли нашего новичка.
- 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:51,937 Спасибо за помощь. Вы как всегда.
- 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:55,983 Записка.
- 00:21:56,608 --> 00:22:00,404 Да уж, мне неловко, но это мой первый тренинг,
- 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:04,700 я умудрился забыть рассказать про запрет выноса данных.
- 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,703 Ой, простите. Это Хелли.
- 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:08,787 Хелли, мистер Грэйнер.
- 00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:10,998 Да…
- 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,669 Это из-за Хелли сработали детекторы,
- 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:20,299 поэтому это на мне. И я прощу прощения за это.
- 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:21,800 Искренне.
- 00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:25,304 Ты теперь глава отдела, Марк С.?
- 00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:26,972 Ну…
- 00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:31,518 Ну хорошо. Идём.
- 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,778 КОМНАТА ОТДЫХА
- 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:48,887 Марк.
- 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:53,934 Ты, значит, у нас доула?
- 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:56,353 Вообще-то, акушерка.
- 00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:02,526 И сколько родов ты приняла?
- 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:07,823 Больше 300?
- 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,200 В основном дома, в Монтане.
- 00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:12,744 - Ого. - Ага.
- 00:24:12,828 --> 00:24:15,163 Это так круто, так много родов.
- 00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:18,750 Да. Где-то два раза в день.
- 00:24:19,877 --> 00:24:20,919 Обычно.
- 00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:33,724 Получается, где-то десять в неделю.
- 00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:35,726 Если пятидневка, да?
- 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,436 - Да, примерно. - Ясно. Понял.
- 00:24:38,437 --> 00:24:42,107 - Проверяешь меня для сестры? - Нет. Нет, что ты. Ты прекрасна.
- 00:24:42,191 --> 00:24:43,734 - Да шучу я. - Я знаю.
- 00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:54,411 Спасибо.
- 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,997 Что ж. «Люмон».
- 00:24:58,123 --> 00:24:59,958 - Да. - Полгорода там.
- 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,836 И половина меня. Это шутка.
- 00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:04,963 Смешная.
- 00:25:05,047 --> 00:25:10,886 Да. Я в архивном отделе. Типа корпоративного историка, вроде.
- 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:15,182 Работа с секретными материалами, поэтому и…
- 00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:19,311 И ты не знаешь…
- 00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:24,149 …ни коллег, ни чем занимаешься… ничего.
- 00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:25,943 Да, как-то так.
- 00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:28,320 - А записку передать? - Невозможно.
- 00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:29,947 Ты…
- 00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:33,909 …можешь завести отношения на работе и не знать об этом.
- 00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:36,703 Встретить кого-то здесь, но там ты об этом не узнаешь.
- 00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:39,164 Ты можешь жениться, завести детей,
- 00:25:39,248 --> 00:25:41,792 но каждый день на целых восемь часов
- 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:43,252 ты будешь забывать о них.
- 00:25:43,836 --> 00:25:45,337 Не думал об этом?
- 00:25:48,632 --> 00:25:51,385 Думаю, для многих в этом и смысл.
- 00:25:56,306 --> 00:26:00,561 Ты же местный, это нормальная температура для тебя?
- 00:26:00,644 --> 00:26:02,604 Ну, вообще, я из Генса.
- 00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:05,023 А ты… кто бы говорил.
- 00:26:05,107 --> 00:26:09,319 В Миннесоте же безумно холодно из-за озёр?
- 00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:11,738 Да, в Миннесоте было ужасно холодно,
- 00:26:11,822 --> 00:26:15,909 когда я была там проездом в родную Монтану.
- 00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:18,036 Так это разные места?
- 00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:20,247 Ага.
- 00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:23,166 Живёшь в корпусах «Люмона»?
- 00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,670 Звучит как общага какая-то…
- 00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:29,590 - Нет, я имела в виду… - Я живу в Бэрд-Крик.
- 00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:34,344 И да, так уж получилось, что это жильё субсидирует наша компания
- 00:26:34,428 --> 00:26:36,722 Не хотите поговорить о здоровье наших детей?
- 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:38,390 И про разделение на рабочем месте.
- 00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:42,603 - Супер. Ребята из ДЦР проповедуют. - Кто?
- 00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:45,314 Вы знали, что разделённые никогда не видели солнца?
- 00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:47,691 Движение цельного разума. Классные ребята.
- 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,944 Не хотите поговорить о здоровье наших детей?
- 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:53,488 Не хотите поговорить о здоровье детей?
- 00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:54,448 - Хотим. - Супер!
- 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:56,241 Нам нужен закон, который запретит
- 00:26:56,325 --> 00:26:59,077 мегакорпорациям типа «Люмона» продолжать принуждать нас
- 00:26:59,161 --> 00:27:00,412 к процедуре разделения.
- 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:01,872 Прям принуждают нас?
- 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,750 Хотят пролоббировать закон. Джейм Эган хочет и на детей…
- 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:08,086 А как же все те, кто калечит себя по собственному желанию?
- 00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:10,672 Просто я слышал, что они настолько поехавшие,
- 00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:12,508 что не осознают, что их используют.
- 00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:15,177 А ещё я слышал, что после разделения
- 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:18,347 ты попадаешь в два разных ада. Это всё правда?
- 00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:20,849 Слушай, хочешь наживаться на рабском труде…
- 00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:23,143 - Ты слушай. Рабский труд? - …это твой выбор.
- 00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:24,269 Ты сейчас реально?
- 00:27:24,353 --> 00:27:25,562 - Не надо… - Да!
- 00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:26,939 - Рабский труд? - Реально.
- 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,483 Люди что, могут сами себя держать в плену?
- 00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:31,068 Ты сейчас в рабстве?
- 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:35,364 Нет, серьёзно. Ведь ты из прошлого решил прийти именно сюда
- 00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:37,908 и быть инфантильным мудаком, прикинь.
- 00:27:37,991 --> 00:27:40,786 Разделение — это рабство, засранец.
- 00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:43,622 Разве так говорят в твоём…
- 00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,123 Сколько тебе? 12?
- 00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:48,085 Тебе 12 лет? Да ты хоть школу закончил?
- 00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:52,256 Ладно, пошли.
- 00:28:22,953 --> 00:28:23,954 Миссис Селвиг.
- 00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:25,747 Помириться хочу.
- 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:27,791 А мы ругались?
- 00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:31,003 Эти корзины не выходят у меня из головы.
- 00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:36,383 Это, конечно, не обязательно… Но я благодарен. Спасибо.
- 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:42,222 Заходите. У меня есть молоко.
- 00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,683 - С радостью! - Да…
- 00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:50,856 Рецепт экспериментальный: я добавила ромашку. Прости, если стошнит.
- 00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:52,107 Да ну вы бросьте.
- 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,031 Всё надеешься, что эта лампочка сама оживёт?
- 00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:02,159 Да, всё забываю поменять её.
- 00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:05,787 Как вкусно пахнешь. Был на свидании?
- 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:13,754 Типа того. Сестра познакомила меня со своей доулой, хотя нет, акушеркой.
- 00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:15,506 Что-то у нас не срослось.
- 00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:23,263 Что ж, попробуем. Так…
- 00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:34,191 Ого.
- 00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:36,151 Это… очень вкусно.
- 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:42,282 Мой муж был плотником.
- 00:29:42,366 --> 00:29:43,825 И прямо перед смертью
- 00:29:43,909 --> 00:29:48,789 он сказал, что обещает построить нам дом в загробной жизни.
- 00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:53,293 С небольшой гостевой пристройкой.
- 00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:56,338 Это если я найду себе другого мужчину.
- 00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:01,844 Это… трогательно.
- 00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:08,517 Да. Он даже нарисовал чертёж. Храню его в сумочке.
- 00:30:14,064 --> 00:30:15,649 Загляни ко мне в магазин.
- 00:30:15,732 --> 00:30:20,320 Бомбочку для ванны с полынью подарю. Будешь спать как ребёнок.
- 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,864 Постараюсь заехать.
- 00:30:22,948 --> 00:30:24,449 Доброй ночи, миссис Селвиг.
- 00:31:11,788 --> 00:31:13,290 ГИРЛЯНДА 35 ЛАМПОЧЕК
- 00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:20,839 РАБОТЫ ДЖЕММЫ
- 00:31:20,923 --> 00:31:22,925 <i>Да как ты смеешь! У меня есть девушка.</i>
- 00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:25,260 <i>Мог бы и сказать об этом.</i>
- 00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:29,932 <i>Рот не разевай, тут тебе не буфет.</i>
- 00:32:04,633 --> 00:32:06,260 ДОЛОЙ РАЗДЕЛЕНИЕ!
- 00:32:06,343 --> 00:32:10,389 РАЗДЕЛЕНИЕ ЛИШАЕТ РАБОТНИКА ПРАВА ВЫБОРА
- 00:32:29,741 --> 00:32:31,869 <i>Сэт Милчик, «Люмон Индастриз».</i>
- 00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:34,037 Мистер Милчик, это Марк Скаут.
- 00:32:34,121 --> 00:32:37,082 Работник разделения, номер 4502.
- 00:32:37,165 --> 00:32:40,169 <i>Мистер Скаут! Рад вас слышать. Чем я могу помочь?</i>
- 00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:42,713 Я сегодня не очень хорошо себя чувствую.
- 00:32:42,796 --> 00:32:44,381 Простите, что так поздно.
- 00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:48,177 <i>О нет. Всё серьёзно?</i>
- 00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:52,931 Ничего такого. Только живот немного скрутило, знаете.
- 00:32:53,015 --> 00:32:54,308 Завтра пройдёт.
- 00:32:55,392 --> 00:32:56,518 <i>Жаль это слышать.</i>
- 00:32:56,602 --> 00:32:59,229 <i>Ваш интра расстроится, что пропустит день.</i>
- 00:33:01,523 --> 00:33:03,984 <i>Поправляйтесь. Хорошо, мистер Скаут?</i>
- 00:33:08,947 --> 00:33:11,325 - Где Марк? - И я рад тебя видеть.
- 00:33:11,408 --> 00:33:14,328 Он должен приходить первым. Ты же не думаешь…
- 00:33:14,411 --> 00:33:16,997 Да заболел, наверное. Его не уволят в ту же неделю.
- 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,415 Да уж надеюсь.
- 00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:19,917 Квартал подходит к концу,
- 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,503 а новым начальником я быть не собираюсь.
- 00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:26,423 Ага. И сон на рабочем месте тебе в этом поможет?
- 00:33:28,842 --> 00:33:30,344 Прости. Я не…
- 00:33:33,138 --> 00:33:36,183 Я ведь не виноват, что я немного старше тебя.
- 00:33:38,977 --> 00:33:40,604 Снова я здесь.
- 00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:41,939 Доброе утро.
- 00:33:43,273 --> 00:33:44,399 Где Марк?
- 00:33:44,483 --> 00:33:46,652 Заболел или уволен. Думаю, первое.
- 00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:49,238 Его же не уволили из-за моей записки?
- 00:33:49,321 --> 00:33:52,032 Нет. Сто пудов. Он отсидел в комнате отдыха.
- 00:33:56,161 --> 00:33:57,371 <i>Сказал, что ему плохо.</i>
- 00:33:57,955 --> 00:33:59,164 По голосу слышно было?
- 00:33:59,248 --> 00:34:01,500 Не знаю. Скрутило живот.
- 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:04,211 Как он вовремя.
- 00:34:25,482 --> 00:34:27,150 Халф-луп-роуд, 499
- 00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:48,964 Стирашки для красоты, ведь у нас нет карандашей.
- 00:34:49,046 --> 00:34:51,383 Ловушки для пальцев — штука весёлая.
- 00:34:51,466 --> 00:34:54,595 Но это всё просто показатель прогресса в обработке файла.
- 00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:58,140 - Можно не успеть закончить файл? - Время ограничено.
- 00:34:58,807 --> 00:35:02,186 Мы заканчиваем один из пяти файлов, как правило.
- 00:35:02,269 --> 00:35:05,939 Это лучше, чем было до того, как Марку повезло в самом начале.
- 00:35:06,023 --> 00:35:07,274 В самом начале?
- 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:07,417 Нет!
- 00:36:08,252 --> 00:36:09,253 Ирв?
- 00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:13,465 Я… простите.
- 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:15,300 Ирвинг?
- 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:21,491 Мы вычтем из зарплаты сумму за то время, что ты задремал.
- 00:37:21,992 --> 00:37:25,662 Но проблема в том, что ты подорвал нашу с мисс Кобэл веру в тебя.
- 00:37:26,205 --> 00:37:29,082 Я искренне прошу прощения. Простите меня.
- 00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:32,127 Так. Никто не запрёт тебя в комнате для отдыха.
- 00:37:32,836 --> 00:37:35,923 Проверим здоровье у мисс Кейси, а там уже подумаем.
- 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:37,841 Спасибо, мистер Милчик.
- 00:37:39,343 --> 00:37:40,636 ЗДОРОВЬЕ
- 00:37:44,806 --> 00:37:47,142 ИЗБАВЬСЯ ОТ СЛАБОСТИ ВНУТРИ СЕБЯ КИР ЭГАН
- 00:37:47,226 --> 00:37:49,228 УМЕРЬ СВОЙ ПЫЛ КИР ЭГАН
- 00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:01,657 Страшного так и нет.
- 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:12,292 Господи! Четверка!
- 00:38:12,376 --> 00:38:13,544 Не выделывайся.
- 00:38:14,086 --> 00:38:17,339 Я сказал, что ты всё поймёшь. Наберись терпения.
- 00:38:17,965 --> 00:38:19,424 Что эти числа вообще значат?
- 00:38:19,508 --> 00:38:21,885 Кто-нибудь в курсе, что мы обрабатываем?
- 00:38:24,263 --> 00:38:25,264 Я думаю…
- 00:38:26,974 --> 00:38:27,975 Море.
- 00:38:30,269 --> 00:38:31,270 Море?
- 00:38:31,979 --> 00:38:33,438 Да. Ты подумай.
- 00:38:33,522 --> 00:38:36,650 Раз наши экстра под нож решились лечь,
- 00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:38,527 что-то там пошло точно не так.
- 00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:41,280 Чума, эпидемия и так далее…
- 00:38:41,363 --> 00:38:44,575 И что же человечество вынуждено сделать?
- 00:38:47,035 --> 00:38:48,036 Заселить море?
- 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,496 Заселить море.
- 00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:53,333 Но сперва отправляем зонды, чтобы они
- 00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:56,879 его от всякой дряни отчистили, с которой нам опасно существовать.
- 00:38:57,379 --> 00:39:00,883 Отправляем зонды туда, они шлют разные данные.
- 00:39:00,966 --> 00:39:05,512 Мы чувствуем, где дрянь и говорим зондам, что подорвать.
- 00:39:09,016 --> 00:39:10,267 Все так считают?
- 00:39:12,227 --> 00:39:15,314 Нет, Ирв считает, мы мат вырезаем из фильмов.
- 00:39:19,776 --> 00:39:23,363 И всё же? Над чем мы работаем там?
- 00:39:25,449 --> 00:39:26,450 Я не знаю.
- 00:39:27,743 --> 00:39:30,329 Я думал, без разделения станет понятнее, но…
- 00:39:32,164 --> 00:39:34,833 Они разделяют нас от остальных отделов.
- 00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:36,752 Мы даже не знаем, сколько их.
- 00:39:41,256 --> 00:39:43,509 Я реинтегрировался две недели назад.
- 00:39:46,136 --> 00:39:47,888 Я пытался создать карту.
- 00:39:59,608 --> 00:40:01,985 Я спрятал на работе копию для тебя.
- 00:40:04,071 --> 00:40:05,697 КОМНАТА ОТДЫХА
- 00:40:21,964 --> 00:40:23,090 Всё хорошо?
- 00:40:31,223 --> 00:40:32,224 Прости.
- 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,893 Реинтеграционный синдром.
- 00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:39,189 Не слышал о таком.
- 00:40:39,982 --> 00:40:42,401 Потому что я первый, у кого он появился.
- 00:40:43,694 --> 00:40:47,531 Плюс жизнь в холодной теплице не помогает, но домой нельзя.
- 00:40:50,659 --> 00:40:54,788 Ладно, так что же происходит там такого ужасного?
- 00:40:58,667 --> 00:40:59,668 Есть комната…
- 00:41:06,341 --> 00:41:08,760 Туда помещают, если напортачишь.
- 00:41:16,518 --> 00:41:17,644 Что это?
- 00:41:24,359 --> 00:41:25,944 <i>Ты не раскаиваешься.</i>
- 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:31,283 <i>Прошу… Мне правда очень жаль.</i>
- 00:41:31,366 --> 00:41:33,035 <i>Зачитай текст ещё раз.</i>
- 00:41:34,995 --> 00:41:39,416 <i>Прошу прощения за ущерб, что я нанёс этому миру.</i>
- 00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:45,339 <i>Только мне дано исправить мои деяния. И только на мне останется это клеймо.</i>
- 00:41:45,422 --> 00:41:47,633 <i>Я благодарен, что меня поймали,</i>
- 00:41:47,716 --> 00:41:51,803 <i>что мое падение прервали знающие люди.</i>
- 00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:56,308 <i>Я лишь могу искренне сожалеть.</i>
- 00:41:57,476 --> 00:42:01,897 <i>Я тебе не верю. Ещё раз.</i>
- 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:08,070 <i>Прошу прощения за ущерб, что я нанёс этому миру.</i>
- 00:42:09,571 --> 00:42:12,866 <i>Только мне дано исправить мои деяния.</i>
- 00:42:16,328 --> 00:42:17,663 Какого хрена?
- 00:42:20,082 --> 00:42:21,333 Комната отдыха.
- 00:42:54,449 --> 00:42:55,701 Я… простите.
- 00:42:55,784 --> 00:42:57,035 Это вы простите.
- 00:42:57,119 --> 00:42:59,329 Я не думал, что кто-то будет здесь.
- 00:42:59,413 --> 00:43:02,207 Я выходил со своего сеанса…
- 00:43:02,291 --> 00:43:07,588 А я вот хотел зайти, только картина завлекла меня.
- 00:43:08,463 --> 00:43:12,134 Эта картина хранилась в Центре вечности очень много лет.
- 00:43:12,217 --> 00:43:15,095 Знаю. Я расстроился, когда её убрали.
- 00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:17,973 Подходит здесь. Успокаивает.
- 00:43:21,185 --> 00:43:23,896 Я Ирвинг. Обработка макроданных.
- 00:43:24,479 --> 00:43:25,939 Вы начальник отдела?
- 00:43:26,023 --> 00:43:27,941 Ну… «Оптика и дизайн».
- 00:43:28,692 --> 00:43:31,153 Нас всего двое, так что вряд ли.
- 00:43:31,236 --> 00:43:32,654 Так это ваша работа?
- 00:43:33,447 --> 00:43:36,200 Мы их не пишем, всего лишь вешаем.
- 00:43:36,283 --> 00:43:41,496 Я в восторге от цикла об Эмброузе из помещении для тимбилдинга.
- 00:43:42,039 --> 00:43:43,957 Я восхищён.
- 00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:46,960 Здесь нечасто знатока встретишь.
- 00:43:47,878 --> 00:43:51,882 Обычно о нас вспоминают, когда новые сумки выходят.
- 00:43:52,925 --> 00:43:54,718 Они мне нравятся тоже.
- 00:43:54,801 --> 00:43:56,178 Да?
- 00:43:56,261 --> 00:43:58,639 Скоро выйдут новые. Через месяц.
- 00:43:59,598 --> 00:44:01,391 Прекрасный дизайн, самый лучший.
- 00:44:02,434 --> 00:44:06,438 Ничего себе! Я ведь теперь только об этом и буду думать.
- 00:44:07,064 --> 00:44:07,898 Ирвинг?
- 00:44:46,353 --> 00:44:47,646 Что ж, Ирвинг.
- 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,401 Я бы хотела поделиться с тобой некоторыми фактами о твоём экстра.
- 00:44:52,484 --> 00:44:54,695 ИРВИНГ Б, ЦЕНТР ЗДОРОВЬЯ ФАКТЫ ОБ ЭКСТРА ПАЦИЕНТА
- 00:44:54,778 --> 00:44:59,992 Ведь твой экстра — потрясающий человек. Эти факты должны обрадовать тебя.
- 00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:05,664 Постарайся расслабиться. Раскройся фактам.
- 00:45:06,456 --> 00:45:09,585 Важно принять каждый факт одинаково.
- 00:45:10,919 --> 00:45:14,131 Фактами нельзя делиться за пределами этой комнаты.
- 00:45:15,674 --> 00:45:18,886 Но пока что они в твоём распоряжении.
- 00:45:24,391 --> 00:45:26,351 Твой экстра — щедрый.
- 00:45:28,979 --> 00:45:32,900 Твой экстра любит музыку. У него большая коллекция.
- 00:45:34,651 --> 00:45:40,449 Твой экстра дружит с детьми, и с пожилыми, и с больными.
- 00:45:42,492 --> 00:45:46,705 Твой экстра силён, он помог другому поднять тяжелый предмет.
- 00:45:48,749 --> 00:45:54,421 Твой экстра часто ходит на танцы и пользуется там популярностью.
- 00:45:55,756 --> 00:46:02,721 Твой экстра любит фильмы. И обладает машиной для проигрывания.
- 00:46:04,431 --> 00:46:09,895 Твой экстра прекрасен. Он умеет изящно плавать.
- 00:46:11,396 --> 00:46:12,606 Прости.
- 00:46:13,482 --> 00:46:16,068 Принимай каждый свой факт одинаково.
- 00:46:16,735 --> 00:46:19,404 Не отдавай предпочтения ни одному из них.
- 00:46:19,988 --> 00:46:22,991 Десять очков снято. Осталось 90.
- 00:46:23,075 --> 00:46:25,285 - Очков? - Никаких вопросов.
- 00:46:33,043 --> 00:46:35,629 Твой экстра выиграл игру две недели назад.
- 00:46:37,047 --> 00:46:39,633 Твой экстра ценит воду.
- 00:46:40,926 --> 00:46:45,639 Фотография твоего экстра с кубком была напечатана в газете.
- 00:46:47,266 --> 00:46:51,603 <i>Твой экстра не боится ни грабителей, ни воров.</i>
- 00:46:53,564 --> 00:46:56,608 Твой экстра любит звук радара.
- 00:46:59,194 --> 00:47:04,074 Твой экстра искусен в поцелуях и в любви.
- 00:47:06,910 --> 00:47:07,911 Прости.
- 00:47:07,995 --> 00:47:10,914 Прошу не реагировать на определённые факты.
- 00:47:10,998 --> 00:47:12,791 Десять очков снято
- 00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:15,085 - Я просто… - Ничего не говори,
- 00:47:15,169 --> 00:47:19,006 иначе оставшиеся очки будут сняты и наш сеанс закончится.
- 00:47:23,260 --> 00:47:25,512 ДВА ЖЕТОНА В ДЕНЬ НА ЧЕЛОВЕКА
- 00:47:36,773 --> 00:47:37,816 Так…
- 00:47:40,444 --> 00:47:41,945 БОБЫ ЭДАМАМЭ, ИЗЮМ, АРАХИС, СВЁКЛА
- 00:47:48,744 --> 00:47:50,495 ЧЕРНИКА, ЖЕНЬШЕНЬ, СЕМЕНА ПОДСОЛНЕЧНИКА, ЛЕДЕНЦЫ
- 00:47:54,082 --> 00:47:55,042 ИЗЮМ
- 00:47:58,754 --> 00:48:00,255 - Только в лифтах? - Что?
- 00:48:00,339 --> 00:48:02,674 Детекторы кода. Или на лестницах тоже?
- 00:48:02,758 --> 00:48:04,676 Господи. На лестницах тоже. А что?
- 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,970 Если увольнения не подписывают,
- 00:48:07,054 --> 00:48:08,847 может, их вообще не доносят?
- 00:48:08,931 --> 00:48:11,225 Хватит уже думать про всю эту ерунду.
- 00:48:11,308 --> 00:48:12,559 Насколько хороши сканеры?
- 00:48:12,643 --> 00:48:15,812 А если написать коряво? Как в защите от спама?
- 00:48:15,896 --> 00:48:17,773 - Детишки! Что на ужин? - Заколебал!
- 00:48:17,856 --> 00:48:19,107 Как всё прошло?
- 00:48:19,191 --> 00:48:21,068 Прекрасно! Полностью восстановился.
- 00:48:21,151 --> 00:48:22,945 Встретил главу оптики и дизайна.
- 00:48:23,028 --> 00:48:27,199 Бёрта? Я встречался с ним. Он мудак! Ты же не сказал ему, где мы?
- 00:48:27,282 --> 00:48:29,368 Бёрт не мудак. И нет, не сказал.
- 00:48:29,451 --> 00:48:31,578 Я беспокоюсь о безопасности нашего отдела.
- 00:48:31,662 --> 00:48:33,121 - Не мне тебя учить… - Чушь!
- 00:48:33,205 --> 00:48:35,040 Ну да, конечно. Ты только о своем
- 00:48:35,123 --> 00:48:36,750 вафельном празднике печёшься.
- 00:48:36,833 --> 00:48:39,795 Вот это заявочка. Мы не должны радоваться наградам?
- 00:48:39,878 --> 00:48:43,882 «Все подопечные "Люмона" должны вкушать плоды щедрых наград».
- 00:48:43,966 --> 00:48:46,677 Не смей искажать цитату из руководства. Ясно?
- 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,928 - Не надо. - Ребят?
- 00:48:48,011 --> 00:48:49,847 «Люмон» к нам хорошо относится, нельзя…
- 00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:50,931 Ребята!
- 00:48:59,481 --> 00:49:00,732 Гляньте.
- 00:49:01,525 --> 00:49:02,526 Ага.
- 00:49:03,151 --> 00:49:04,695 Почему? Почему они…
- 00:49:04,778 --> 00:49:07,489 Всё хорошо. Я показывал, как их отгородить.
- 00:49:07,573 --> 00:49:09,449 Видишь периметр?
- 00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:20,043 И в папку.
- 00:49:32,264 --> 00:49:34,141 Бум! Обработано.
- 00:49:34,224 --> 00:49:36,393 Молодец, Хелли. Гип-гип.
- 00:49:37,144 --> 00:49:40,147 Было страшно. Страшные числа.
- 00:49:57,998 --> 00:50:01,376 Вот диван. Сейчас найду тебе спальный мешок.
- 00:50:02,252 --> 00:50:05,672 Утром душ принять можешь, если хочешь.
- 00:50:06,423 --> 00:50:07,841 На что намекаешь?
- 00:50:12,846 --> 00:50:14,139 Спасибо за всё, Марк.
- 00:50:14,681 --> 00:50:17,518 Я просто подумал, что рабочая версия меня разозлится,
- 00:50:17,601 --> 00:50:19,186 если я оставлю тебя в теплице.
- 00:50:25,317 --> 00:50:26,318 Выключатель слева.
- 00:50:47,005 --> 00:50:48,006 ДЛЯ ПОХОДА
- 00:50:54,012 --> 00:50:55,180 Ты живой там?
- 00:50:55,264 --> 00:50:57,558 Да! Да, живой.
- 00:52:10,547 --> 00:52:11,673 Пити, ты там как?
- 00:53:18,949 --> 00:53:20,951 Перевод субтитров: Павел Веклич
- 00:00:03,295 --> 00:00:04,755 [Helly] <i>I acknowledge that, henceforth,</i>
- 00:00:04,837 --> 00:00:09,133 <i>my access to my memories will be spatially dictated.</i>
- 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:12,721 <i>I will be unable to access outside recollections</i>
- 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:15,849 <i>whilst on Lumon's severed basement floor,</i>
- 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,352 <i>nor retain work memories upon my ascent.</i>
- 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:23,899 I am aware that this alteration
- 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:26,527 is comprehensive and irreversible.
- 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:30,113 I make these statements freely.
- 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:35,118 [Mr. Milchick] Okay, that's a wrap.
- 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,206 Come with me, please.
- 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:44,753 [chuckles]
- 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:49,258 So your work personage will be waking in a few hours on the severed floor.
- 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:52,594 But the next time you yourself will be sentient will be this evening,
- 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,137 in the elevator back up.
- 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,222 Okay.
- 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:59,268 The elevator has a handrail at hip-level if you feel dizzy.
- 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:00,769 Oh, man.
- 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,816 I love seeing the sunrise on his face.
- 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,362 You know he used to drink three raw eggs in milk each morning?
- 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:11,446 I've heard.
- 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,490 - [chuckles] His favorite breakfast. - Mmm.
- 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:15,534 We'll get you prepped in here.
- 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,161 - Good morning, Lawrence. - Good morning.
- 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:30,841 [monitor beeping]
- 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:46,190 They say it doesn't hurt.
- 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,404 [Mr. Milchick] Just relax.
- 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:55,908 [beeping continues]
- 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:07,294 [drill whirs]
- 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,839 [Mr. Milchick] Little vibration now.
- 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,424 [drill whirring]
- 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,004 I'll be upstairs after to let you know how it went.
- 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:54,758 Sorry if I freak out on you a little.
- 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,429 Don't worry. I'm very excited to meet you.
- 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,107 [beeping continues]
- 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:28,125 [heartbeat thumping]
- 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,002 [beeping distorts]
- 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,342 [door opens]
- 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:42,806 Hey, Helly.
- 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,933 Whoa, what's happening?
- 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,143 Great to see you.
- 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:49,104 Your orientation's been so much fun.
- 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:53,192 Uh, where am I?
- 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:58,405 Okay, so sometimes when a new hire is adjusting to a severed space,
- 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,699 we help by bringing them here to the stairwell,
- 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,659 to experience the transition viscerally.
- 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,620 Oh, no. I'm trying to leave?
- 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:05,913 No, no.
- 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,456 It's all part of the process.
- 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,958 If you wanna spin around and head back in, that should be that.
- 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:15,839 Hey, there.
- 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,428 - What the hell? - [chuckles] That's okay.
- 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,847 Not a problem.
- 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,641 Wanna give it another shot?
- 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,142 Maybe with a little oomph?
- 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:30,521 [buzzing]
- 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:33,815 Hi.
- 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,192 I'm at the stairwell.
- 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,778 [inhales deeply] It's going fair.
- 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:41,281 - No, she's-- - [shouts] Ah, fuck!
- 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:43,992 Ooh. Nah, I'ma call you back.
- 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:48,455 Wow. [chuckles]
- 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:51,416 - [exhales deeply] - You're an inquisitive one.
- 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,502 [sighs] I don't wanna be in there, do I?
- 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,254 You're learning that you do.
- 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,338 - [sighs] - Hey,
- 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:59,883 when we heard you were coming here, it was like a miracle.
- 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,594 It's amazing what you're doing.
- 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:13,689 [elevator bell dings]
- 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:15,607 [high-pitched ringing]
- 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:16,775 [elevator bell dings]
- 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:26,785 [Mr. Milchick] Hey, old-timer!
- 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:28,161 One day down.
- 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,495 [footsteps approaching]
- 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:44,233 [Helly] Hey.
- 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,235 Hey.
- 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:47,611 So it's tomorrow now?
- 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,530 Uh, yeah.
- 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,823 Well, it's Monday.
- 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:54,201 - A weekend just happened? - Yeah.
- 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,702 I don't even feel like I left.
- 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:58,497 Yeah, that's how nights and weekends feel here.
- 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,290 Like nothing?
- 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:01,500 Well, you get used to it.
- 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,211 I mean, I find it helps to focus on the effects of sleep
- 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,630 since we don't actually get to experience it.
- 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:10,217 You may feel rejuvenated or happy.
- 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,886 Less tense in the shoulders. Spry.
- 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,932 So it's 09:05?
- 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:20,269 Yeah, they stagger the entries too so we don't meet on the outside.
- 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,687 It's important apparently.
- 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,941 So I guess we're not friends.
- 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:28,902 Guess not.
- 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,075 [Dylan] My current file's called "Tumwater"…
- 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,369 which I started some 11 weeks back.
- 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:38,787 "Tumwater." All one word.
- 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,414 Should I be taking notes?
- 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,833 - [Mark] No. - [Dylan] I've got it 96% sorted,
- 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,586 which means I've earned four of the five tier incentives,
- 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:50,257 including the erasers and the finger traps that you see displayed here.
- 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:54,011 100% is tier five. That gets you a caricature portrait.
- 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,973 You'll note I've accrued an embarrassment of wealth in that regard.
- 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,516 - Wow. - [Dylan] Correct.
- 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,977 Each one of these? Finished file in the can.
- 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,313 So that's the highest award?
- 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:05,522 [Dylan] Percentage-wise, yes.
- 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,691 But if we hit our numbers by quarter's end,
- 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,818 one of us gets named refiner of the quarter,
- 00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:12,196 and that shit gets you a waffle party.
- 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,864 I'm sorry, a waffle party?
- 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,365 Okay, hazards on, eager lemur.
- 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:18,702 I'm a dead lock for that this quarter, so, uh, don't get your hopes up.
- 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,415 What about Mark's crystal head cube?
- 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:26,418 That's not a prize, that's just something they gave him.
- 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:28,879 [Mark] Helly, could you flip on this console?
- 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,387 [switch clicks]
- 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,850 [beeping]
- 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,561 [electronic song plays]
- 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,480 [Mark] Okay.
- 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:51,068 - That's-- Excuse me. [typing] - Mm-hmm.
- 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,952 Mark, sorry to interrupt. I know you're training Helly.
- 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:03,247 I just noticed you've removed the group photos from the desks.
- 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,458 Yeah. We're gonna take the new ones at Helly's party today.
- 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:08,710 Oh.
- 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:12,881 Okay, this is the Siena file.
- 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,800 Now, all the data you see
- 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:18,345 falls into one of four essential categories.
- 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,556 And we group each line of code,
- 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:25,185 and then sort it evenly between five digital buckets.
- 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:26,270 [Helly] Party.
- 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,230 Just poke around first. Use the arrows.
- 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:32,234 I do think the old photos are supposed to stay on the desk
- 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,944 until the new ones come in.
- 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:41,952 Right.
- 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,788 - [Helly] Should this mean something to me? - No.
- 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,332 No, all the data comes from upstairs fully encoded.
- 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:49,918 Then how do I categorize it?
- 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:53,046 What?
- 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:59,678 Each category of numbers presents in such an order as to elicit
- 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,181 an emotional response in the refiner.
- 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:08,478 Um… So, uh, Cat 1 numbers, for example, feel a certain way on sight.
- 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,732 They'll be sort of disconcerting, scary.
- 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:12,816 Scary?
- 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,109 I know.
- 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:15,944 My job is to scroll through this spreadsheet
- 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,613 and look for numbers that are scary?
- 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,698 It sounds dumb, and Mark said it dumb.
- 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,951 - [sighs] - Are the numbers bloody? Do they chant?
- 00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,913 It doesn't make sense till you see it, and it takes a while to see.
- 00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,873 Hey, Mark. I just printed out
- 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,334 the passage of the handbook on changing out group photos.
- 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,545 Just might be good to peruse when you're between things.
- 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,464 - [Mark] Thank you. - Sorry.
- 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:39,968 Am I trapped here?
- 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,639 In what way?
- 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:47,434 Like if it turns out I hate this and I want to quit, is that an option?
- 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:50,646 [Mark sighs]
- 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,189 Look.
- 00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:54,816 If you're really unhappy,
- 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:59,112 you can submit a resignation request with your outside self for review.
- 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,073 [Dylan] And good luck getting that approved.
- 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:04,868 Well, they do tend to be rejected. Plus, you know…
- 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,454 What?
- 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:13,168 Well, since this perceptual version of you only exists at Lumon,
- 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,463 I mean, quitting would effectively end your life.
- 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,465 I mean, in so much as you've come to know it.
- 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:21,760 [Mr. Milchick] Hello, Refiners.
- 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,137 Ooh, sweet. Melon bar.
- 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:25,681 Hi, Mr. Milchick.
- 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,100 Helly, welcome.
- 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:31,687 I'm agog at how well I can tell you're already fitting in.
- 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,398 The office feels whole.
- 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:39,528 Now, let's get this party started.
- 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,612 [chuckles]
- 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:48,871 Well, uh, my name is Irving, as you all know.
- 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:51,123 And I've worked here for three years,
- 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:56,003 and something about me is that I know all nine core Lumon principles.
- 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,547 Awesome. What's your favorite?
- 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,551 All nine.
- 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:07,681 But today, I think I'd say, "cheer".
- 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:08,765 Great.
- 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:15,230 Uh-oh! Uh, no trust fall today, Irv.
- 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,442 [Irving] Oh. Right.
- 00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:29,203 No. No.
- 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,879 Hello, I'm Helly.
- 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,672 I've been at Lumon for, like…
- 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:42,841 ten hours total, and…
- 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,554 I'm sorry, I don't know anything about myself.
- 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,848 Oh, sure you do, Helly.
- 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,309 I really don't.
- 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,895 I guess I went home last night,
- 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,064 but I don't know if home is a house, or an apartment,
- 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,232 or if I live with a family--
- 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,984 I like to think my outie lives on, like, a riverboat.
- 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,613 I'm sorry, outies are--
- 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,491 They're us on the outside.
- 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,785 You saw yours yesterday in the video.
- 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:13,539 Right. I actually have a few things to say to her. Can I record something back?
- 00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,165 [Irving chuckles]
- 00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:17,918 So what you'll find here is that communication between selves
- 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,378 is pretty curtailed.
- 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,463 So what if I write her a note?
- 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:25,592 Fortunately, the elevators are equipped with something called "code detectors."
- 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,970 So messages can't be passed through.
- 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:31,473 Yeah-- They're like metal detectors for written symbols.
- 00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:32,808 A Lumon original, apparently.
- 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:33,976 That's right. Right.
- 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,894 Sure. Okay, well what if, uh, I--
- 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,689 I don't think you're quite getting the game here, Helly.
- 00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:40,899 May I?
- 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,028 Guys, this is Helly.
- 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:48,448 She's 30 years old, she's allergic to almonds and has weak enamel.
- 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:52,244 At 5'6'', she's the fourth tallest person in your office,
- 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:55,497 and her hair is what we call shoulder-length.
- 00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:01,420 And seeing her here with you all, I'd say she most definitely has a family.
- 00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:03,505 Aw.
- 00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:10,095 Oh, wow. Well, that's a lot to follow.
- 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:13,515 Uh, so I'll just say that I'm Mark.
- 00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:19,313 Been with Lumon about two years, and I absolutely love this game.
- 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:24,568 Uh, nice try, pal, but you said that last time.
- 00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:27,571 [groans] Fair enough.
- 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,656 Uh-- [chuckles] Um…
- 00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:32,576 [clears throat] Well, I, um…
- 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,788 [gulps]
- 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:41,335 I broke protocol this morning.
- 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:47,925 I was dusting the old group photos, the ones with Petey,
- 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,551 and it just…
- 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,055 made me feel sad.
- 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,266 And, I guess,
- 00:16:57,226 --> 00:17:01,104 worried that I won't be able to run MDR like he did.
- 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,232 That tracks. I have similar worries.
- 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:05,776 So I…
- 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:09,863 took 'em from the cubicles and put 'em in the storage closet,
- 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,157 which we're not supposed to do.
- 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,703 I recall this. I objected.
- 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,125 Thank you for telling me, Mark.
- 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,254 I actually find your reaction sweet.
- 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:30,384 Though, it is puzzling you have an outburst like this for Petey,
- 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,554 and not for, say, Carol D.
- 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:37,558 But we knew Carol D. was leaving beforehand.
- 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,601 I mean, her outie filmed a thank-you.
- 00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,729 Petey was just gone.
- 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,108 And I mean, I-- I don't know
- 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:52,364 if he's at some new job or drunk on a beach, or dead--
- 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,032 [Mr. Milchick] That's enough, please.
- 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,044 I think this is a good time to remind ourselves
- 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,256 that things like deaths happen outside of here.
- 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:11,717 Not here.
- 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:16,180 A life at Lumon is protected from such things.
- 00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:22,978 And I think a great potential response to that from all of you is gratitude.
- 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:34,615 I also think that melon isn't getting any tastier.
- 00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:39,661 ["The Cat" playing]
- 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,401 Hey, sorry I derailed your game.
- 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:16,281 I thought I already had, but then, yeah, you made it way worse.
- 00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:17,366 [chuckles]
- 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,787 So how are you gonna figure out if Petey's okay?
- 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:24,373 Oh, I think Milchick was pretty clear.
- 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,042 You're just done asking about your best friend
- 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,919 because our babysitter told you to stop?
- 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,215 You know, Milchick's a nice man.
- 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:36,176 When he says something, it's best to listen.
- 00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:39,096 - I don't care. - 'Cause he can't always be nice like that.
- 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,098 [Mr. Milchick claps] Okay, Refiners!
- 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,351 Let's get this new group photo before the melon bloat sets in.
- 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,644 [laughs]
- 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,489 [Irving] At last.
- 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:01,827 - [Mr. Milchick] All right. - [Irving] Mm-hmm.
- 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:05,330 Great big smiles. Remember, you're gonna be looking at this every day.
- 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,625 Say "gratitude."
- 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,586 [Irving, Dylan, Mark] Gratitude!
- 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:14,882 Say "cheer."
- 00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:16,884 [Irving, Dylan, Mark] Cheer!
- 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,182 Helly? What are you doing?
- 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:27,144 Oh, I-- I just think I'm not gonna work here anymore. Sorry.
- 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,395 What do you mean?
- 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:29,938 I quit.
- 00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:31,732 I don't wanna do the file-sorting thing
- 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,151 or the never-seeing-the-sun-thing or the disappearing-friends thing.
- 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,695 - I just don't want any of it. - We told you there's code detectors.
- 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:40,490 Do you know that? Have you tried? Because frankly, it sounds made-up.
- 00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:49,583 [Mark] Helly!
- 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:53,045 [pants]
- 00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:54,254 [Mark] Helly!
- 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:57,799 [beeps]
- 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,180 [alarm blaring]
- 00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:08,143 Please, you don't know--
- 00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:11,647 Oh, God. Come on.
- 00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:18,195 [Helly groans, pants]
- 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,117 Shit. Mr. Graner?
- 00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:26,537 [alarm stops]
- 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:28,705 Come on out.
- 00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:32,000 [Helly panting]
- 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,046 What have we got here?
- 00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:40,676 Perhaps you'd better come with me.
- 00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:41,844 [Mark knocking] Mr. Graner.
- 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,471 [beeps]
- 00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:48,767 Hey. I see you've found my wayward trainee. [pants]
- 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:51,937 Appreciate your help, sir, as always.
- 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:56,525 Ah, the note. [chuckles]
- 00:21:56,608 --> 00:22:00,404 So, this is embarrassing, but, uh, it's my first time training,
- 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:04,700 and I must've just forgotten to go over data-smuggling rules with Helly.
- 00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:07,703 Oh, sorry. This is Helly. [chuckles]
- 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:08,787 Helly, Mr. Graner.
- 00:22:08,871 --> 00:22:10,622 [inhales shakily] Yeah.
- 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,669 Yeah, so if Helly tripped the code detectors,
- 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:20,299 that one, it's on me and, uh, I apologize for that, sir.
- 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:21,800 Earnestly.
- 00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:25,929 - Big department chief now, Mark S.? - Huh?
- 00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:27,973 Well… [chuckles]
- 00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:31,518 On you, then. Let's go.
- 00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:08,597 [beeps]
- 00:23:19,942 --> 00:23:20,943 - [beeps] - [lock clicks]
- 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:48,887 [Ms. Cobel] Mark.
- 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:53,934 So you're a doula?
- 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:56,353 - [date] A midwife, actually. - Hmm.
- 00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:02,526 And how many deliveries have you, I don't know, seen?
- 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,070 Oh, uh…
- 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:07,823 over 300?
- 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,200 This is mostly back in Montana.
- 00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:12,744 - Wow. That's, uh, so cool. - Yeah.
- 00:24:12,828 --> 00:24:15,163 That's such a high amount.
- 00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:18,750 [chuckles] Yeah. We get, uh, two a day.
- 00:24:19,877 --> 00:24:20,919 - Depending. - Hmm.
- 00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:22,296 - Mm-hmm. - Mmm.
- 00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:33,724 So, is-- is that, uh, like, ten a week?
- 00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:35,726 Like, in a five-day work week, or…
- 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,436 - Yeah, or so. - Yeah. Okay.
- 00:24:38,437 --> 00:24:42,107 - Are you vetting me for your sister? - No. Oh, no. You seem great.
- 00:24:42,191 --> 00:24:43,734 - Yeah, I'm kidding. - I know.
- 00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:54,411 - Thank you. - [waiter] Mm-hmm.
- 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,997 So, Lumon?
- 00:24:58,123 --> 00:24:59,958 - Yeah. - Like half this town.
- 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,836 And half of me. That was a joke.
- 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,963 [chuckles] It was funny.
- 00:25:05,047 --> 00:25:10,761 Yeah. Um, I'm in the archives division, sort of a corporate historian, apparently.
- 00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:11,845 Mmm.
- 00:25:11,929 --> 00:25:15,891 Um, so a lot of sensitive material, hence the… [clicks tongue]
- 00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:19,311 So you don't know…
- 00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:24,149 who you work with, or what you do, or-- or anything?
- 00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:25,943 Yeah, that's the idea.
- 00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:28,320 - What if you snuck in a note? - You can't sneak notes.
- 00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:29,947 So…
- 00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:32,908 - you could have a girlfriend at Lumon… - Thank you.
- 00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:33,992 …and not know it.
- 00:25:34,076 --> 00:25:36,703 And if you met someone out here, you wouldn't know it in there.
- 00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:39,164 Like, you could get married and have kids,
- 00:25:39,248 --> 00:25:41,792 and just forget they exist for eight hours every day,
- 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:43,252 for your whole life.
- 00:25:43,836 --> 00:25:45,337 That doesn't mess with your head?
- 00:25:48,632 --> 00:25:51,385 I think for some people, it's the point.
- 00:25:56,306 --> 00:26:00,561 [date] So, as a local, this just feels like a reasonable temperature to you?
- 00:26:00,644 --> 00:26:02,604 [Mark] Well, technically, I'm from Ganz.
- 00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:05,023 And you're one to talk.
- 00:26:05,107 --> 00:26:09,319 Isn't Minnesota, like, crazy cold with the lakes?
- 00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:11,738 Yes. Minnesota was very cold
- 00:26:11,822 --> 00:26:15,742 the one time I visited from my home in Montana.
- 00:26:15,826 --> 00:26:18,036 Oh, so-- so those are different places.
- 00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:20,247 Uh-huh.
- 00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:23,166 So do you live in Lumon housing?
- 00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:26,253 You make it sound like dorms or something.
- 00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:27,337 [both chuckle]
- 00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:29,590 - No, I just meant that there's-- - I live in Baird Creek.
- 00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:34,052 And, yes, they happen to be subsidized by the company that employs me.
- 00:26:34,136 --> 00:26:36,722 [petitioner 1] Excuse me, do you have a moment for children's brain health?
- 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:38,849 [petitioner 2] And legalized severance in the workplace?
- 00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:42,603 - Oh, nice. The WMC's out and about. - Who?
- 00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:45,314 [petitioner 1] Most severed workers don't see the sun their whole lives.
- 00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:47,691 The Whole Mind Collective. They're great.
- 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,402 Uh, excuse me, do you have a moment for children's brain health?
- 00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:51,528 [passerby] We're all good.
- 00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:53,488 You folks have a moment for children's brain health?
- 00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:54,448 - We do. - Great!
- 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:56,241 We're trying to get a measure on the ballot
- 00:26:56,325 --> 00:26:59,077 to keep mega-corporations like Lumon from continuing to force
- 00:26:59,161 --> 00:27:00,412 legalized severance on our state.
- 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:01,872 They're forcing it now?
- 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,750 That's what they're lobbying for. And Jame Eagan is trying to sever kids--
- 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:08,086 Okay, well, what about the self-mutilating types who do it willingly?
- 00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:10,672 I mean, I heard that some of them are so deluded
- 00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:12,508 they don't even know they're victims.
- 00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:15,177 I also heard that if you're severed,
- 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:18,347 you go to two separate hells. Is that true?
- 00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:20,849 Hey, man, you wanna benefit off forced labor, that's up…
- 00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:23,143 - Hey, man. Forced labor? - …then that's up to you.
- 00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:24,269 Fucking really?
- 00:27:24,353 --> 00:27:25,562 - Hey! - Yeah.
- 00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:26,939 - Forced labor? Okay. - Really.
- 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,483 So people can just, like, self-imprison?
- 00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:31,068 Are you captive right now?
- 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:35,364 No, seriously, because your past self chose to walk you down here
- 00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:37,908 to be an infantilizing prick to people.
- 00:27:37,991 --> 00:27:40,786 Severance is subjugation, asshole.
- 00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:43,622 Oh, oh, that's nice language for a--
- 00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,123 What-- What are you? Twelve?
- 00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:48,085 Are you 12 years old? Are you even in high school yet?
- 00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:52,256 Okay. Uh, come on.
- 00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:56,176 - [refrigerator door opens] - [sighs]
- 00:28:09,273 --> 00:28:11,275 [sighs]
- 00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:16,321 [knocks]
- 00:28:22,953 --> 00:28:24,371 [Mark] Mrs. Selvig.
- 00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:25,747 Peace offering.
- 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:27,791 Are we fighting?
- 00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:31,003 I just keep thinking about those damn bins.
- 00:28:31,086 --> 00:28:36,383 Oh. Well, that is so not necessary, but, uh, very kind. Thank you.
- 00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:38,385 [sighs, shivers]
- 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:42,222 Here, why don't you come in? I have milk.
- 00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,683 - Why, thank you! - [chuckles] Yeah.
- 00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:50,856 Oh, I'm experimenting with chamomile, so no hard feelings if you gag.
- 00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:52,107 Oh, I'm sure I won't.
- 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,031 Still waiting for that third bulb to revive itself?
- 00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:02,284 Oh, yeah. Keep forgetting to change that.
- 00:29:02,367 --> 00:29:05,787 Hmm, my, you smell nice. Were you on a date?
- 00:29:05,871 --> 00:29:07,873 Uh, sort of.
- 00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:13,754 My sister set me up with, like, her doula, or midwife.
- 00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:15,506 Didn't really feel like anything.
- 00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:23,472 Well, let's see here. I'll, uh…
- 00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:31,188 Mmm.
- 00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:32,272 [Mrs. Selvig chuckles]
- 00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:34,191 Wow.
- 00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:36,860 - This i-- These are magic. - Oh. [chuckles]
- 00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:38,070 Mm-hmm.
- 00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:40,364 [sighs]
- 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:42,282 My late husband was a carpenter,
- 00:29:42,366 --> 00:29:43,825 and before he passed,
- 00:29:43,909 --> 00:29:48,789 he said he would start building us a house in the hereafter.
- 00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:53,293 And there would be a small guest apartment in the back,
- 00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:56,338 in case I found a new man before I got there.
- 00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:01,844 That's… so sweet.
- 00:30:02,678 --> 00:30:04,847 [laughs] Yes.
- 00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:08,517 He even drew blueprints, which I keep in my purse.
- 00:30:09,393 --> 00:30:10,602 [chuckles]
- 00:30:10,686 --> 00:30:13,063 [laughs, sighs]
- 00:30:14,064 --> 00:30:15,649 Well, come by the shop, okay?
- 00:30:15,732 --> 00:30:20,320 I'll give you a mugwort bath bomb that'll make you sleep like a rag doll.
- 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,864 I'll try to get down there.
- 00:30:22,948 --> 00:30:24,449 Good night, Mrs. Selvig.
- 00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:32,040 [sighs]
- 00:31:20,923 --> 00:31:22,925 [person 1 on TV] <i>The nerve, my new partner's a woman.</i>
- 00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:25,260 [person 2] <i>I just think you could've mentioned it sooner.</i>
- 00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:29,765 [person 3] <i>You'd better be on the stakeout and not… out for a steak.</i>
- 00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:31,475 [audience laughing]
- 00:31:46,907 --> 00:31:48,158 [sighing]
- 00:32:00,712 --> 00:32:02,464 [sighs]
- 00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:11,348 [sighs, grunts]
- 00:32:27,072 --> 00:32:28,866 [line ringing]
- 00:32:29,741 --> 00:32:31,869 [Mr. Milchick] <i>Seth Milchick, Lumon Industries.</i>
- 00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:34,037 Mr. Milchick, it's Mark Scout.
- 00:32:34,121 --> 00:32:37,082 I'm a severed worker. Employee number 4502.
- 00:32:37,165 --> 00:32:40,169 <i>Mr. Scout, what a pleasure. How can I help you?</i>
- 00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:42,713 I actually woke up not feeling terribly well.
- 00:32:42,796 --> 00:32:44,381 I'm sorry I'm just now calling.
- 00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:48,177 <i>Oh, no. May I ask how serious it is?</i>
- 00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:52,931 Well, nothing bad, just very minor stomach event.
- 00:32:53,015 --> 00:32:54,308 Should be back tomorrow.
- 00:32:55,392 --> 00:32:56,518 <i>Well, I'm sorry.</i>
- 00:32:56,602 --> 00:32:59,229 <i>I know your innie will be sad to have missed the day.</i>
- 00:33:01,523 --> 00:33:03,984 <i>You feel better. Okay, Mr. Scout?</i>
- 00:33:08,947 --> 00:33:11,325 - Where's Mark? - Missed you too.
- 00:33:11,408 --> 00:33:14,328 He should be coming down first now. You don't think that--
- 00:33:14,411 --> 00:33:16,997 He's probably sick. They wouldn't bounce him and Petey the same week.
- 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,415 I certainly hope not.
- 00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:19,917 Quarterly deadline's coming up,
- 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,503 and I'm not looking to be department chief.
- 00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:26,423 Wow. Lot a confidence for a man who once got disciplined for dozing.
- 00:33:28,842 --> 00:33:30,344 Sorry. That was--
- 00:33:33,138 --> 00:33:36,183 I can't help that I was hired older than you.
- 00:33:38,977 --> 00:33:40,604 It just never stops, huh?
- 00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:41,939 Endless toil.
- 00:33:43,273 --> 00:33:44,399 Where's Mark?
- 00:33:44,483 --> 00:33:46,652 Sick or fired. Probably sick.
- 00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:49,238 They wouldn't have fired him for my note thing, would they?
- 00:33:49,321 --> 00:33:52,032 No. No way. He did his stint in the break room yesterday.
- 00:33:56,161 --> 00:33:57,871 [Mr. Milchick] <i>He said he was ill.</i>
- 00:33:57,955 --> 00:33:59,164 [Ms. Cobel] Did he sound ill?
- 00:33:59,248 --> 00:34:01,500 I don't know. He said it was abdominal.
- 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:04,211 Funny timing.
- 00:34:05,879 --> 00:34:06,964 [sighs]
- 00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:48,964 [Dylan] The erasers are mostly decorative, since we don't have pencils.
- 00:34:49,046 --> 00:34:51,383 Finger trap is fun, as long as you know how to use it safely.
- 00:34:51,466 --> 00:34:54,595 But it's really more about what they represent, how far you got in the file.
- 00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:58,140 - But why don't we always finish the files? - 'Cause they only keep so long.
- 00:34:58,807 --> 00:35:02,186 You know, we finish, on average, one in five files before they expire.
- 00:35:02,269 --> 00:35:05,939 Which is better than it used to be before Mark's freshman fluke.
- 00:35:06,023 --> 00:35:08,317 - [distorted] What's a freshman fluke? - [Irving typing]
- 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,402 [Dylan speaking indistinctly, distorted]
- 00:35:17,951 --> 00:35:18,952 [sighs]
- 00:35:23,207 --> 00:35:25,709 [indistinct speaking continues, distorted]
- 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:07,417 [screams] No!
- 00:36:08,252 --> 00:36:09,253 Irv?
- 00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:13,465 I'm s-- I'm sorry.
- 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:15,300 [Mr. Milchick] Irving?
- 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:21,491 We'll deduct the time you spent dozing from your outie's paycheck.
- 00:37:21,992 --> 00:37:25,662 What will be harder to fix, Irving, is my and Ms. Cobel's trust in you.
- 00:37:26,205 --> 00:37:29,082 [Irving] I'm so sorry, sir. I'm just so sorry.
- 00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:32,127 Well, no one is hankering to throw you in the break room.
- 00:37:32,836 --> 00:37:35,923 We'll do a wellness check with Ms. Casey and go from there, all right?
- 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:37,841 Thank you, Mr. Milchick.
- 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,525 [sighs]
- 00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:01,657 Nothing scary yet.
- 00:38:10,707 --> 00:38:12,292 [gasps] Oh, God! A four!
- 00:38:12,376 --> 00:38:13,544 Don't fuck around.
- 00:38:14,086 --> 00:38:17,339 I told you, you'll understand when you see it, so just be patient.
- 00:38:17,965 --> 00:38:19,424 W-What even are these numbers?
- 00:38:19,508 --> 00:38:21,885 Like, do we even know what we're supposedly cleaning?
- 00:38:24,263 --> 00:38:25,264 My theory?
- 00:38:26,974 --> 00:38:27,975 The sea.
- 00:38:30,269 --> 00:38:31,270 The sea?
- 00:38:31,979 --> 00:38:33,438 Yeah. Think about it.
- 00:38:33,522 --> 00:38:36,650 Okay, if our outies are up there severing their brains,
- 00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:38,527 shit must have gotten pretty bad.
- 00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:41,280 Famine, plagues, et cetera.
- 00:38:41,363 --> 00:38:44,575 So what is a desperate humanity to do?
- 00:38:47,035 --> 00:38:48,036 Populate the sea?
- 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,496 Populate the sea.
- 00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:53,333 But first, they gotta send probes down to the sea to clean up
- 00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:56,879 all the deadly eels and shit, 'cause we can't cohabitate with that.
- 00:38:57,379 --> 00:39:00,883 So we send the probes down, they send us the data coded,
- 00:39:00,966 --> 00:39:05,512 we sense what's eels, and then we tell the probes what to blow up.
- 00:39:09,016 --> 00:39:10,267 This is the leading theory?
- 00:39:12,227 --> 00:39:15,314 Nah, Irv thinks we're cutting swear words out of movies.
- 00:39:19,776 --> 00:39:23,363 But what is it? Like, what-- what are we actually workin' on down there?
- 00:39:25,449 --> 00:39:26,450 I don't know.
- 00:39:27,743 --> 00:39:30,329 I thought without severance it would make more sense, but…
- 00:39:32,164 --> 00:39:34,833 They separate us from the other departments.
- 00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:36,752 We don't even know how many there are.
- 00:39:41,256 --> 00:39:43,509 But I've been reintegrated for two weeks now.
- 00:39:46,136 --> 00:39:47,888 I've been mapping out the floor.
- 00:39:59,608 --> 00:40:01,985 I hid the original for you when I left.
- 00:40:14,581 --> 00:40:17,626 [crying, panting]
- 00:40:21,964 --> 00:40:23,090 You okay?
- 00:40:31,223 --> 00:40:32,224 Sorry.
- 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,893 Reintegration sickness.
- 00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:39,189 Never heard of that one.
- 00:40:39,982 --> 00:40:42,401 Because I'm the first dipshit that's ever had it.
- 00:40:43,694 --> 00:40:47,531 Plus, living in a cold-ass greenhouse doesn't help, but I can't go home.
- 00:40:50,659 --> 00:40:54,788 Okay, so what is it that happens down there that's so bad?
- 00:40:58,667 --> 00:40:59,668 There's this room…
- 00:41:06,341 --> 00:41:08,760 We go in there when we don't act right.
- 00:41:16,518 --> 00:41:17,644 [Mark] What is that?
- 00:41:24,359 --> 00:41:25,944 [Mr. Milchick] <i>I'm afraid you're not sorry.</i>
- 00:41:26,028 --> 00:41:31,283 [Mark breathes heavily] <i>Please. I truly am. I'm sorry.</i>
- 00:41:31,366 --> 00:41:33,035 [Mr. Milchick] <i>Please read the statement again.</i>
- 00:41:34,995 --> 00:41:39,416 [Mark] <i>Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world.</i>
- 00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:45,339 <i>None may atone for my actions but me, and only in me shall their stain live on.</i>
- 00:41:45,422 --> 00:41:47,633 <i>I am thankful to have been caught,</i>
- 00:41:47,716 --> 00:41:51,803 <i>my fall cut short by those with wizened hands.</i>
- 00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:56,308 <i>All I can be is sorry, and that is all that I am.</i>
- 00:41:57,476 --> 00:42:01,897 [Mr. Milchick] <i>I'm afraid you don't mean it. Again, please.</i>
- 00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:03,357 [Mark breathing heavily]
- 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:08,070 <i>Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world.</i>
- 00:42:09,571 --> 00:42:12,866 <i>None may atone for my actions but me.</i>
- 00:42:16,328 --> 00:42:17,663 The fuck is that?
- 00:42:20,082 --> 00:42:21,333 That's the break room.
- 00:42:30,968 --> 00:42:32,553 [sighs]
- 00:42:40,853 --> 00:42:41,854 Hmm.
- 00:42:52,781 --> 00:42:53,782 [door opens]
- 00:42:54,449 --> 00:42:57,035 - Oh! I'm-- I'm sorry. - Oh! No, I'm sorry, sir.
- 00:42:57,119 --> 00:42:59,329 I didn't think anybody was out here.
- 00:42:59,413 --> 00:43:01,832 I'm coming out from my session.
- 00:43:01,915 --> 00:43:07,588 I-- I was just going in. I was admiring the, uh, art while I wait.
- 00:43:08,463 --> 00:43:12,134 That piece hung in the perpetuity wing for many years.
- 00:43:12,217 --> 00:43:15,095 I know. And it broke my heart when they took it down.
- 00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:17,973 It's better here. It's calming.
- 00:43:21,185 --> 00:43:23,896 I'm Irving. Macrodata Refinement.
- 00:43:24,479 --> 00:43:25,939 Are you a department head?
- 00:43:26,023 --> 00:43:27,941 Well, Optics and Design.
- 00:43:28,692 --> 00:43:31,153 A two-person department, so, barely.
- 00:43:31,236 --> 00:43:33,363 Mmm. So this is your work, hmm?
- 00:43:33,447 --> 00:43:36,200 We don't paint them. We do hang them.
- 00:43:36,283 --> 00:43:41,413 I loved that you did the Ambrose cycle in the team-building space last quarter.
- 00:43:41,496 --> 00:43:43,957 - Huh. - I'd never seen it.
- 00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:46,960 Well, it's rare to meet a sophisticate.
- 00:43:47,878 --> 00:43:51,757 Most people only think of O&D when new handbook totes come in.
- 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:52,841 [both chuckle]
- 00:43:52,925 --> 00:43:54,718 Well, I love those too.
- 00:43:54,801 --> 00:43:56,178 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm.
- 00:43:56,261 --> 00:43:58,639 There's new ones coming next month.
- 00:43:59,598 --> 00:44:01,391 Best design yet, in my view.
- 00:44:01,892 --> 00:44:06,438 Oh, wow! Well, that's all I'll be thinking about until then.
- 00:44:07,064 --> 00:44:07,898 [Ms. Casey] Irving?
- 00:44:25,666 --> 00:44:27,793 [birdsong playing]
- 00:44:32,589 --> 00:44:34,508 [ambient music playing]
- 00:44:39,805 --> 00:44:41,640 [breathes deeply]
- 00:44:46,353 --> 00:44:47,646 All right, Irving.
- 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,401 What I'd like to do is share with you some facts about your outie.
- 00:44:53,986 --> 00:44:59,992 Because your outie is an exemplary person, these facts should be very pleasing.
- 00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:05,664 Just relax your body and be open to the facts.
- 00:45:06,456 --> 00:45:09,585 Try to enjoy each equally.
- 00:45:10,919 --> 00:45:14,131 These facts are not to be shared outside this room.
- 00:45:15,674 --> 00:45:18,886 But for now, they're yours to enjoy.
- 00:45:24,391 --> 00:45:26,351 Your outie is generous.
- 00:45:28,979 --> 00:45:32,900 Your outie is fond of music and owns many records.
- 00:45:34,651 --> 00:45:40,449 Your outie is a friend to children and to the elderly and the insane.
- 00:45:42,492 --> 00:45:46,705 Your outie is strong and helped someone lift a heavy object.
- 00:45:48,749 --> 00:45:54,421 Your outie attends many dances and is popular among the other attendees.
- 00:45:55,756 --> 00:46:02,721 Your outie likes films and owns a machine that can play them.
- 00:46:04,431 --> 00:46:09,895 Your outie is splendid and can swim gracefully and well.
- 00:46:10,646 --> 00:46:12,606 - [chuckles] - I'm sorry.
- 00:46:13,482 --> 00:46:16,068 Please try to enjoy each fact equally,
- 00:46:16,735 --> 00:46:19,404 and not show preference for any over the others.
- 00:46:19,988 --> 00:46:22,991 That's ten points off. You have 90 points remaining.
- 00:46:23,075 --> 00:46:25,285 - Points? - Please don't speak.
- 00:46:33,043 --> 00:46:35,629 Your outie won a game two weeks ago.
- 00:46:37,047 --> 00:46:39,633 Your outie values water.
- 00:46:40,926 --> 00:46:45,639 A photo of your outie with a trophy was once in a newspaper.
- 00:46:47,266 --> 00:46:51,603 <i>Your outie has no fear of muggers or knaves.</i>
- 00:46:53,564 --> 00:46:56,608 Your outie likes the sound of radar.
- 00:46:59,194 --> 00:47:04,074 Your outie is skilled at kissing and lovemaking.
- 00:47:05,450 --> 00:47:06,827 Oh.
- 00:47:06,910 --> 00:47:07,911 I'm sorry.
- 00:47:07,995 --> 00:47:10,914 Please don't respond to any specific fact.
- 00:47:10,998 --> 00:47:12,791 That's ten points off.
- 00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:15,085 - I was just-- - Please don't speak further,
- 00:47:15,169 --> 00:47:19,006 or all remaining points will be deducted and the wellness session will end.
- 00:47:36,773 --> 00:47:37,816 Okay.
- 00:47:58,754 --> 00:48:00,255 - Is it just the elevators? - What?
- 00:48:00,339 --> 00:48:02,674 With the code detectors. Or is it the stairwells too?
- 00:48:02,758 --> 00:48:04,676 Jesus. Stairwells too. Why?
- 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,970 If no one accepts the resignations,
- 00:48:07,054 --> 00:48:08,847 what makes you think they're being delivered at all?
- 00:48:08,931 --> 00:48:11,225 You gotta let the info-smuggling notion go.
- 00:48:11,308 --> 00:48:12,559 Okay, but how good are the scanners?
- 00:48:12,643 --> 00:48:15,812 Like, what if you wrote the letters funky, like one of those robot tests?
- 00:48:15,896 --> 00:48:17,773 - Hi, kids. What's for dinner? - Nope!
- 00:48:17,856 --> 00:48:19,107 How was wellness?
- 00:48:19,191 --> 00:48:21,068 Great. Very restorative.
- 00:48:21,151 --> 00:48:22,945 I met the O&D department head.
- 00:48:23,028 --> 00:48:27,199 Burt? I've met that guy. He's a fuck. You didn't tell him where we are, did you?
- 00:48:27,282 --> 00:48:29,368 Burt's not a fuck. And no.
- 00:48:29,451 --> 00:48:31,578 [Dylan] I'm asking for the safety of this department.
- 00:48:31,662 --> 00:48:33,121 - I don't need to tell you-- - That's a myth.
- 00:48:33,205 --> 00:48:35,040 And don't pretend you care about this department.
- 00:48:35,123 --> 00:48:36,750 You just want your waffle party.
- 00:48:36,833 --> 00:48:39,795 [Dylan] Oh, beg-fucking-pardon. We're supposed to like the perks.
- 00:48:39,878 --> 00:48:43,882 "And all in Lumon's care shall revel in the bounty of the incentives spur."
- 00:48:43,966 --> 00:48:46,677 Don't pervert a handbook passage to me, okay?
- 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,928 - Don't do it. - Hey, guys?
- 00:48:48,011 --> 00:48:49,847 Lumon has been good to us, and it is feckless to--
- 00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:50,931 Guys!
- 00:48:59,481 --> 00:49:00,732 That.
- 00:49:01,525 --> 00:49:02,526 [Dylan] Yep.
- 00:49:03,151 --> 00:49:04,695 Why is-- Why is it, uh--
- 00:49:04,778 --> 00:49:07,489 You okay. Just fence off the bad data like I showed you.
- 00:49:07,573 --> 00:49:09,449 Can you see the perimeter?
- 00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:20,043 [Dylan] And bin it.
- 00:49:32,264 --> 00:49:34,141 Boom. Fucking refined.
- 00:49:34,224 --> 00:49:37,060 - All right, Helly. Hip, hip. - [breathes shakily]
- 00:49:37,144 --> 00:49:40,147 They were scary. The numbers were scary.
- 00:49:47,738 --> 00:49:49,948 [clock ticking]
- 00:49:57,998 --> 00:50:01,376 [Mark] Here's the couch. I'll find you a sleeping bag.
- 00:50:02,252 --> 00:50:05,672 And you can use the shower if you want.
- 00:50:06,423 --> 00:50:07,841 What are you trying to say?
- 00:50:08,759 --> 00:50:10,093 [chuckles]
- 00:50:10,177 --> 00:50:11,178 Um…
- 00:50:11,261 --> 00:50:14,139 [sighs] Thanks for doing this, Mark.
- 00:50:14,681 --> 00:50:17,518 Well, I, you know, figured my work self would be pissed
- 00:50:17,601 --> 00:50:19,186 if I let you sleep in a greenhouse.
- 00:50:19,269 --> 00:50:21,688 [Petey sighs, mumbling]
- 00:50:25,067 --> 00:50:26,318 Uh, light's on the left.
- 00:50:33,075 --> 00:50:34,117 [sighs]
- 00:50:54,012 --> 00:50:55,180 [Mark] You okay in there?
- 00:50:55,264 --> 00:50:57,558 Yeah! Yeah, I'm good.
- 00:50:58,058 --> 00:50:59,226 [breathing heavily]
- 00:50:59,309 --> 00:51:00,435 [cell phone buzzing]
- 00:51:07,860 --> 00:51:09,653 [sniffs, chokes]
- 00:51:09,736 --> 00:51:10,737 [splutters]
- 00:51:11,613 --> 00:51:15,075 [groans, panting]
- 00:51:15,158 --> 00:51:16,285 [buzzing continues]
- 00:51:17,619 --> 00:51:19,204 - [sniffs] - [buzzing stops]
- 00:51:23,458 --> 00:51:25,294 [sneezes]
- 00:51:25,377 --> 00:51:27,296 [panting]
- 00:51:36,555 --> 00:51:37,723 [groans]
- 00:51:40,309 --> 00:51:41,727 [panting]
- 00:51:58,327 --> 00:51:59,870 [groans]
- 00:52:10,547 --> 00:52:11,882 [Mark] Petey, are you okay?
- 00:52:11,965 --> 00:52:13,759 ["Daydream in Blue" playing]
- 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:48,733 {\an8}КЕТАМИН
- 00:02:25,269 --> 00:02:27,271 «ЛЮМОН»
- 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:29,565 «ЛЮМОН» МИКРОЧИП «РАЗДЕЛЕНИЕ»
- 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:48,115 {\an8}Разделение
- 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:05,383 «ЛЮМОН», СТАРШИЙ ОБРАБОТЧИК, УТРЕННИЙ СПИСОК ЗАДАЧ
- 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:07,176 ЗАПРАВИТЬ ДОЗАТОР МЫЛА
- 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,762 {\an8}НАСЛАДИТЬСЯ ПОРТРЕТОМ КИРА ЭГАНА ОЦЕНИТЬ СЕБЯ: МОГУ ЛИ Я ВЕСТИ СЕГОДНЯ?
- 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,433 «ЛЮМОН» РУАНДИЙСКИЙ КОФЕ
- 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,966 РУКОВОДСТВО ПО ПОВЕДЕНИЮ
- 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:56,684 МАРК С. АЛЛЕНТАУН
- 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:35,950 ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ В СЕМЬЮ «ЛЮМОН»
- 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,277 СИЕНА
- 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,156 ПРИВЕТ, ХЕЛЛИ!
- 00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:22,777 {\an8}КОМНАТА ОТДЫХА
- 00:31:11,787 --> 00:31:13,289 ГИРЛЯНДА 35 ЛАМПОЧЕК
- 00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:20,838 РАБОТЫ ДЖЕММЫ
- 00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:06,259 ДОЛОЙ РАЗДЕЛЕНИЕ!
- 00:32:06,342 --> 00:32:10,388 {\an8}РАЗДЕЛЕНИЕ ЛИШАЕТ РАБОТНИКА ПРАВА ВЫБОРА
- 00:34:25,481 --> 00:34:27,149 Халф-луп-роуд, 499
- 00:37:39,342 --> 00:37:40,635 ЗДОРОВЬЕ
- 00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:47,141 ИЗБАВЬСЯ ОТ СЛАБОСТИ ВНУТРИ СЕБЯ КИР ЭГАН
- 00:37:47,225 --> 00:37:49,227 УМЕРЬ СВОЙ ПЫЛ КИР ЭГАН
- 00:40:04,070 --> 00:40:05,696 {\an8}КОМНАТА ОТДЫХА
- 00:44:52,483 --> 00:44:54,694 ИРВИНГ Б, ЦЕНТР ЗДОРОВЬЯ ФАКТЫ ОБ ЭКСТРА ПАЦИЕНТА
- 00:47:23,259 --> 00:47:25,511 {\an8}ДВА ЖЕТОНА В ДЕНЬ НА ЧЕЛОВЕКА
- 00:47:40,443 --> 00:47:41,944 БОБЫ ЭДАМАМЭ, ИЗЮМ, АРАХИС, СВЁКЛА
- 00:47:48,743 --> 00:47:50,494 {\an8}ЧЕРНИКА, ЖЕНЬШЕНЬ, СЕМЕНА ПОДСОЛНЕЧНИКА, ЛЕДЕНЦЫ
- 00:47:54,081 --> 00:47:55,041 ИЗЮМ
- 00:50:47,004 --> 00:50:48,005 {\an8}ДЛЯ ПОХОДА
- 00:00:03,295 --> 00:00:04,755 אני מכירה בכך שמעתה ואילך
- 00:00:04,837 --> 00:00:09,133 הגישה שלי לזיכרונותיי תהיה מוכתבת מבחינה מרחבית.
- 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:12,721 לא תהיה לי גישה לזיכרונות חיצוניים
- 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:15,849 בזמן שאעבוד בקומת המרתף ב"לומון",
- 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,352 ולא אזכור זיכרונות מקצועיים לאחר שאצא משם.
- 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:23,899 אני מודעת לכך שהשינוי הזה
- 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:26,527 מקיף ובלתי הפיך.
- 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:30,113 אני אומרת את זה מרצוני החופשי.
- 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:35,118 טוב, סיימנו.
- 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,206 בואי איתי, בבקשה.
- 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:49,258 אז אישיות העבודה שלך תתעורר בעוד כמה שעות בקומת המנותקים.
- 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:52,594 אבל בפעם הבאה כשאת עצמך תהיי מודעת תהיה בערב,
- 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,137 במעלית בדרך למעלה.
- 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,222 בסדר.
- 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:59,268 במעלית יש מעקה בגובה המותניים למקרה שתחושי סחרחורת.
- 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:00,769 הו, בנאדם.
- 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,816 אני אוהב לראות את אור השמש פוגע בפרצופו.
- 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,362 את יודעת שהוא נהג לשתות שלוש ביצים לא מבושלות בחלב בכל בוקר?
- 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:11,446 שמעתי.
- 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,115 ארוחת הבוקר האהובה עליו.
- 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:15,534 אנחנו נכין אותך כאן.
- 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,161 בוקר טוב, לורנס. - בוקר טוב.
- 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:46,190 אומרים שזה לא כואב.
- 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:48,734 - קטמין -
- 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,404 תירגעי.
- 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,379 תרגישי קצת ויברציה עכשיו.
- 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,272 - לומון -
- 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,566 - לומון ניתוק טכנולוגיית שבבים -
- 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,004 אהיה למעלה אחר כך כדי לעדכן אותך איך זה עבר.
- 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:54,758 מתנצלת אם אתחרפן לך קצת.
- 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,429 אל תדאגי. אני נרגש מאוד לפגוש אותך.
- 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:42,806 היי, הלי.
- 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:44,933 מה קורה?
- 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,143 נפלא לפגוש אותך.
- 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:49,104 האוריינטציה שלך הייתה ממש כיפית.
- 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,233 איפה אני?
- 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:58,405 טוב, לפעמים כשעובד חדש מסתגל לחלל מנותק,
- 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,699 אנחנו מביאים אותו לכאן, לגרם המדרגות,
- 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,659 כדי לחוות את המעבר דרך הקרביים.
- 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,620 אוי, לא. אני מנסה לעזוב?
- 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:05,913 לא, לא.
- 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,456 זה חלק מהתהליך.
- 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,958 אם את רוצה להסתובב ולחזור פנימה, זה יסתיים בזה.
- 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:15,839 היי לך.
- 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,428 מה לעזאזל? - זה בסדר.
- 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,847 אין בעיה.
- 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,641 את רוצה לנסות שוב?
- 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,142 אולי עם קצת התלהבות?
- 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:33,815 היי.
- 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:34,983 אני בגרם המדרגות.
- 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:37,778 זה מתקדם באופן מספק.
- 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,322 לא, היא...
- 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,406 חרא!
- 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:43,992 לא, אני אתקשר חזרה.
- 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:47,246 וואו.
- 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,416 את סקרנית.
- 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,502 אני לא רוצה להיות שם, נכון?
- 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:54,795 את לומדת שאת כן רוצה.
- 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:59,883 היי, כששמענו שאת באה לכאן, זה היה כמו נס.
- 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,594 מה שאת עושה הוא מדהים.
- 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:26,368 היי, ותיקה.
- 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:28,161 יום אחד מאחורינו.
- 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:05,384 - לומון רשימת מטלות בוקר למזקק בכיר -
- 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,177 - למלא את המתקן לסבון בשירותים -
- 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:09,763 - להביט בדיוקן של קיר איגן. הערכה עצמית: אני יכול להנהיג היום? -
- 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,434 - לומון קפה רואנדה טחון -
- 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,967 - מדריך התאמה -
- 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,685 - מארק ס', אלנטאון -
- 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:44,233 היי.
- 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,235 היי.
- 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:47,611 אז עכשיו מחר?
- 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:49,947 כן.
- 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,823 זה יום שני.
- 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:54,201 היה עכשיו סוף שבוע? - כן?
- 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,702 אני לא מרגישה שעזבתי.
- 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:58,497 כן, ככה לילות וסופי שבוע מרגישים כאן.
- 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,290 כמו כלום?
- 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:01,500 טוב, תתרגלי לזה.
- 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,211 אני מוצא שזה עוזר להתמקד בהשפעות השינה
- 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,630 מאחר שאנחנו לא זוכים לחוות אותה.
- 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:10,217 את עשויה להרגיש רעננה או שמחה.
- 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,886 פחות מתח בכתפיים. נמרצת.
- 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,932 אז השעה היא 9:05?
- 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:20,269 כן, גם מכניסים אותנו בזמנים שונים כדי שלא ניפגש בחוץ.
- 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,687 זה חשוב ככל הנראה.
- 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,941 אז אני מניחה שאנחנו לא חברים.
- 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:28,902 אני מניח שלא.
- 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,658 התיק שלי נקרא "טאמווטר"...
- 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:35,951 - ברוכים הבאים למשפחת לומון -
- 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,369 והתחלתי אותו לפני כ-11 שבועות.
- 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:38,787 "טאמווטר." מילה אחת.
- 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,414 שארשום הערות?
- 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,833 לא. - סגרתי 96 אחוזים מזה,
- 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,586 מה שאומר שזכיתי בארבע מתוך חמש דרגות התמריצים,
- 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:50,257 כולל המחקים ומלכודות האצבע שאת רואה כאן.
- 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:54,011 דרגה חמש היא 100 אחוזים. מקבלים דיוקן קריקטורה.
- 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,973 שימי לב שצברתי עושר מביך במובן הזה.
- 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,516 וואו. - אכן.
- 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,977 כל אחד מאלה? תיק שסיימתי.
- 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,313 אז זה הפרס הכי נחשב?
- 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:05,522 מבחינת אחוזים, כן.
- 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,691 אבל אם נגיע ליעדים שלנו עד סוף הרבעון,
- 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,818 אחד מאיתנו ייבחר למזקק הרבעון,
- 00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:12,196 וההישג הזה מסדר לך מסיבת אפיפיות.
- 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,864 אני מצטערת, מסיבת אפיפיות?
- 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,365 תרגיעי, למור להוט.
- 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:18,702 אני המנצח הוודאי ברבעון הזה, אז אל תפתחי ציפיות.
- 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,415 מה בנוגע לקוביית ראש הקריסטל של מארק?
- 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:26,418 זה לא פרס, זה סתם משהו שהם נתנו לו.
- 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:28,879 הלי, את יכולה להפעיל את המסוף הזה?
- 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,480 בסדר.
- 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,192 זה... תסלחי לי.
- 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,278 - סיינה -
- 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,952 מארק, מתנצל על ההפרעה, אני יודע שאתה מדריך את הלי.
- 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:03,247 פשוט שמתי לב שהורדת את התמונות הקבוצתיות מהשולחנות.
- 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,458 כן. נצלם תמונות חדשות במסיבה של הלי היום.
- 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:12,881 טוב, זה תיק סיינה.
- 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,800 כעת, כל הנתונים שאת רואה
- 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:18,345 נכנסים לאחת מארבע קטגוריות חיוניות.
- 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,556 ואנחנו מקבצים כל שורת קוד,
- 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:25,185 ואז ממיינים בצורה שווה בין חמישה דליים דיגיטליים.
- 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:26,270 מסיבה.
- 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,230 תשחקי בזה קודם. תשתמשי בחצים.
- 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:32,234 אני חושב שהתמונות הישנות אמורות להישאר על השולחן
- 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,944 עד שהתמונות החדשות יגיעו.
- 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:41,952 כן.
- 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,788 אמורה להיות לזה משמעות מבחינתי? - לא.
- 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,332 לא, כל הנתונים מגיעים מהקומה העליונה מקודדים.
- 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:49,918 אז איך אני מסווגת את זה?
- 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:53,046 מה?
- 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:59,678 כל קטגוריה של מספרים מוצגת בסדר שכזה במטרה להפיק
- 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,972 תגובה רגשית מהמזקק.
- 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:08,478 אז מספרים של קטגוריה אחת, לדוגמה, יוצרים תחושה מסוימת כשרואים אותם.
- 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,732 הם יהיו מטרידים, מפחידים.
- 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:12,816 מפחידים?
- 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,109 אני יודע.
- 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:15,944 תפקידי הוא לעבור על הגיליון האלקטרוני
- 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,613 ולחפש מספרים מפחידים?
- 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,698 זה נשמע מטומטם, ומארק הסביר באופן מטומטם.
- 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,951 המספרים ארורים? הם מזמרים?
- 00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,913 זה לא נשמע הגיוני עד שרואים את זה, ולוקח זמן מה לראות.
- 00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,873 היי, מארק. הדפסתי כרגע
- 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,334 את הפסקה במדריך שעוסקת בהחלפה של תמונות קבוצתיות.
- 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,545 כדאי שתקרא בעיון כשיהיה לך רגע פנוי.
- 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,464 תודה. - מצטער.
- 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:39,968 אני לכודה כאן?
- 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,639 מאיזו בחינה?
- 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:47,434 אם יתברר שאני שונאת את זה ורוצה להתפטר, זאת אפשרות?
- 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,189 תקשיבי.
- 00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:54,816 אם את ממש אומללה,
- 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:59,112 את יכולה להגיש בקשת התפטרות באמצעות עצמך החיצונית לבחינה.
- 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,073 ובהצלחה באישור הבקשה.
- 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:04,868 הבקשות נוטות להידחות. חוץ מזה, את יודעת...
- 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,454 מה?
- 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:13,168 מאחר שהגרסה הזאת שלך קיימת רק ב"לומון",
- 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,463 התפטרות תסיים למעשה את חייך.
- 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,465 כלומר, כפי שאת מכירה אותם.
- 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:21,969 שלום, מזקקים.
- 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,137 מגניב. מזנון מלונים.
- 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:25,681 היי, מר מילצ'יק.
- 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,100 הלי, ברוכה הבאה.
- 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:31,687 אני נרגש מכך שאת כבר משתלבת טוב כל כך.
- 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,398 המשרד מרגיש שלם.
- 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:39,528 כעת, הבה נתחיל במסיבה.
- 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:48,871 טוב, שמי אירווינג, כידוע לכולכם.
- 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:51,123 ואני עובד כאן זה שלוש שנים,
- 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:56,003 ופרט אישי עליי הוא שאני יודע את כל תשעת עקרונות הליבה של "לומון".
- 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,547 נפלא. מה העיקרון האהוב עליי?
- 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,551 כל התשעה.
- 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:07,681 אבל היום אני חושב שאומר, "עליצות".
- 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:08,765 נהדר.
- 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:15,230 אה-אה. בלי "נפילת אמון" היום, אירב.
- 00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:18,442 נכון.
- 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,157 - שלום, הלי! -
- 00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:29,203 לא. לא.
- 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,879 שלום, אני הלי.
- 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,672 אני עובדת ב"לומון" זה...
- 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:42,841 עשר שעות בסך הכול, ו...
- 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,554 אני מצטערת, אני לא יודעת על עצמי דבר.
- 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,848 ודאי שכן, הלי.
- 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,309 באמת שלא.
- 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,895 אני מניחה שחזרתי הביתה אתמול בערב,
- 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,064 אבל אני לא יודעת אם הבית הוא בית או דירה,
- 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,232 או אם אני גרה עם משפחה...
- 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,984 אני רוצה להאמין שה"חיצוני" שלי גר בספינת נהר.
- 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,613 אני מצטערת, "חיצוניים" הם...
- 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,491 הם אנחנו בעולם שבחוץ.
- 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,785 ראית את שלך אתמול בווידאו.
- 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:13,121 נכון. אני רוצה לומר לה כמה דברים. אני יכולה להקליט משהו עבורה?
- 00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:17,918 מה שתגלי כאן הוא שתקשורת בין הזהויות
- 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,378 מצומצמת למדי.
- 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,463 מה יקרה אם אכתוב לה פתק?
- 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:25,592 למרבה המזל, המעליות מצוידות במשהו שנקרא "גלאי קוד".
- 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,970 כך שאי אפשר להעביר הודעות.
- 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:31,473 כן, הם כמו גלאי מתכות לסמלים כתובים.
- 00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:32,808 המצאה של "לומון", ככל הנראה.
- 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:33,976 זה נכון. נכון.
- 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,894 בטח. מה אם אני...
- 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,689 אני לא חושב שאת מבינה את המשחק, הלי.
- 00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:40,899 אפשר?
- 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,028 חבר'ה, זו הלי.
- 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:48,448 היא בת 30, אלרגית לשקדים ויש לה זגוגית שן חלשה.
- 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:52,244 בגובה 1.67 מטר היא האדם הרביעי בגובהו במשרד שלכם,
- 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:55,497 והשיער שלה הוא מה שנקרא גובה-כתפיים.
- 00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:01,420 וכשאני רואה אותה כאן איתכם, אני אומר שבהחלט יש לה משפחה.
- 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:10,095 וואו. קשה להתעלות מעל לזה.
- 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:13,515 אז אני רק אומר שאני מארק.
- 00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:19,313 אני עובד ב"לומון" כשנתיים, ואני משוגע על המשחק הזה.
- 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:24,568 ניסיון נחמד, חבר, אבל זה מה שאמרת בפעם הקודמת.
- 00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:27,362 הוגן למדי.
- 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,201 ובכן, אני...
- 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:41,335 הפרתי פרוטוקול הבוקר.
- 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:47,925 ניקיתי אבק מהתמונות הקבוצתיות הישנות, התמונות עם פיטי,
- 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,551 וזה פשוט...
- 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,055 גרם לי להרגיש עצוב.
- 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,266 ואני מניח,
- 00:16:57,226 --> 00:17:01,104 מודאג שלא אצליח לנהל את זנ"מ (זיקוק נתוני-מקרו) כמוהו.
- 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,232 אני מזדהה. יש לי דאגות דומות.
- 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:05,776 אז אני...
- 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:09,863 לקחתי אותן מהתאים ושמתי אותן בארון האחסון,
- 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,157 משהו שאנחנו לא אמורים לעשות.
- 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,703 אני זוכר את זה. התנגדתי.
- 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,125 תודה שסיפרת לי, מארק.
- 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,254 אני מוצא שהתגובה שלך מתוקה.
- 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:30,384 אם כי, מתמיה שהייתה לך התפרצות כזאת בגלל פיטי,
- 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,554 ולא בגלל קרול ד', לדוגמה.
- 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:37,558 אבל ידענו שקרול ד' תעזוב מראש.
- 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,601 כלומר, החיצונית שלה צילמה סרטון תודה.
- 00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,729 פיטי פשוט נעלם.
- 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,108 ו... אני לא יודע
- 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:52,489 אם הוא עובד במשרה חדשה או שיכור על חוף, או מת...
- 00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:54,032 מספיק, בבקשה.
- 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,044 אני חושב שזה זמן טוב להזכיר לעצמנו
- 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,256 שדברים כמו מוות מתרחשים מחוץ למקום הזה.
- 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:11,717 לא כאן.
- 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:16,180 חיים ב"לומון" מוגנים מפני דברים שכאלה.
- 00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:22,978 ואני חושב שתגובה נהדרת אפשרית אחת על זה מכולכם היא הכרת תודה.
- 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:34,615 אני גם חושב שהמלון לא הופך לטעים יותר.
- 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,401 היי, מצטער שהרסתי לך את המשחק.
- 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:16,281 חשבתי שכבר הרסתי אותו, אבל כן, דרדרת אותו הרבה יותר.
- 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,787 אז איך תגלה אם פיטי בסדר?
- 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:24,373 אני חושב שמילצ'יק היה ברור.
- 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,042 תפסיק לשאול על חברך הטוב ביותר
- 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,919 מפני שהשמרטף שלנו אמר לך להפסיק?
- 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,215 את יודעת, מילצ'יק אדם נחמד.
- 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:36,176 כשהוא אומר משהו, כדאי להקשיב לו.
- 00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:39,096 לא אכפת לי. - כי הוא לא תמיד נחמד.
- 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,098 טוב, מזקקים.
- 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,351 בואו נצלם תמונה קבוצתית לפני שתתחיל הנפיחות מהמלון.
- 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,489 סוף סוף.
- 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:05,330 בסדר. חיוכים גדולים. תזכרו, אתם תביטו בזה מדי יום ביומו.
- 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,625 תגידו "הכרת תודה".
- 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,586 הכרת תודה!
- 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:14,882 תגידו "עליצות".
- 00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:16,884 עליצות!
- 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,182 הלי? מה את עושה?
- 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:27,144 אני חושבת שלא אעבוד כאן יותר. מצטערת.
- 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,395 מה כוונתך?
- 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:29,938 אני מתפטרת.
- 00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:31,732 לא רוצה את הקטע של מיון התיקים,
- 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,151 את הקטע של לא לראות את השמש או את קטע החברים הנעלמים.
- 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,695 אני פשוט לא רוצה. - אמרנו לך שיש גלאי קוד.
- 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:40,490 אתה יודע את זה? ניסית? כי בכנות, זה נשמע לי מפוברק.
- 00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:49,583 הלי!
- 00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:54,254 הלי!
- 00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:08,143 אנא, את לא יודעת...
- 00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:11,647 אלוהים. נו, כבר.
- 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,117 חרא. מר גריינר?
- 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:28,705 צאי החוצה.
- 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,046 מה יש לנו כאן?
- 00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:40,676 מוטב שתבואי איתי.
- 00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:41,844 מר גריינר.
- 00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:48,767 היי. אני רואה שמצאת את המתלמדת הסוררת שלי.
- 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:51,937 תודה על העזרה, אדוני, כמו תמיד.
- 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:55,983 הפתק.
- 00:21:56,608 --> 00:22:00,404 זה מביך, אבל זאת פעם ראשונה שאני מדריך,
- 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:04,700 ושכחתי כנראה לעבור עם הלי על חוקי הברחת המידע.
- 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,703 מצטער. זו הלי.
- 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:08,787 הלי, מר גריינר.
- 00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:10,998 כן.
- 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,669 כן, אז אם הלי הפעילה את גלאי הקוד,
- 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:20,299 זה קרה באשמתי הפעם, ואני מתנצל על כך, אדוני.
- 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:21,800 ברצינות.
- 00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:25,304 מנהל מחלקה חשוב עכשיו, מארק ס'?
- 00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:26,972 ובכן...
- 00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:31,518 אז באשמתך. בוא נזוז.
- 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,778 - חדר מנוחה -
- 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:48,887 מארק.
- 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:53,934 אז את דולה?
- 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:56,353 מיילדת, למעשה.
- 00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:02,526 וכמה לידות את... לא יודע, ראית?
- 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:07,823 יותר מ-300?
- 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,200 זה קרה בעיקר במונטנה.
- 00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:12,744 וואו. זה ממש מגניב. - כן.
- 00:24:12,828 --> 00:24:15,163 זאת כמות גדולה מאוד.
- 00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:18,750 כן, יש לנו שתי לידות ביום.
- 00:24:19,877 --> 00:24:20,919 תלוי.
- 00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:33,724 אז זה יוצא עשר בשבוע?
- 00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:35,726 בשבוע עבודה של חמישה ימים, או...
- 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,436 כן, בערך. - כן, בסדר.
- 00:24:38,437 --> 00:24:42,107 אתה חוקר אותי בשביל אחותך? - לא. לא. את נראית נפלאה.
- 00:24:42,191 --> 00:24:43,734 כן, אני מתלוצצת. - אני יודע.
- 00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:54,411 תודה.
- 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,997 אז, "לומון"?
- 00:24:58,123 --> 00:24:59,958 כן. - כמו חצי מהעיירה.
- 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,836 וחצי ממני. זאת הייתה בדיחה.
- 00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:04,963 זה היה מצחיק.
- 00:25:05,047 --> 00:25:10,886 כן. אני במחלקת ארכיונים, מעין היסטוריון תאגידי, ככל הנראה.
- 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:15,182 אז הרבה חומרים רגישים, לכן ה...
- 00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:19,311 אז אתה לא יודע...
- 00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:24,149 עם מי אתה עובד או מה אתה עושה, או כל דבר אחר?
- 00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:25,943 כן, זה הרעיון.
- 00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:28,320 מה אם תגניב פנימה פתק? - אי אפשר.
- 00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:29,947 אז...
- 00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:32,908 ייתכן שיש לך חברה ב"לומון"... - תודה.
- 00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:33,992 ואתה לא יודע על כך.
- 00:25:34,076 --> 00:25:36,703 ואם תפגוש מישהי כאן, לא תדע את זה כשאתה שם בפנים.
- 00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:39,164 אתה יכול להתחתן ולעשות ילדים,
- 00:25:39,248 --> 00:25:41,792 ולשכוח את קיומם במשך שמונה שעות מדי יום ביומו,
- 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:43,252 למשך כל חייך.
- 00:25:43,836 --> 00:25:45,337 זה לא דופק לך את הראש?
- 00:25:48,632 --> 00:25:51,385 אני חושב שעבור אנשים מסוימים זאת המוטיבציה.
- 00:25:56,306 --> 00:26:00,561 אז כמקומי, אתה מרגיש שזו טמפרטורה סבירה?
- 00:26:00,644 --> 00:26:02,604 למעשה, אני מגאנז.
- 00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:05,023 ותראו מי מדברת.
- 00:26:05,107 --> 00:26:09,319 מינסוטה לא קרה בטירוף עם האגמים?
- 00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:11,738 כן. מינסוטה הייתה קרה מאוד
- 00:26:11,822 --> 00:26:15,909 בפעם היחידה שביקרתי בה כשבאתי מביתי במונטנה.
- 00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:18,036 אז אלה מקומות שונים.
- 00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:20,247 א-הא.
- 00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:23,166 אתה גר בדיור של "לומון"?
- 00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,670 את גורמת שזה יישמע כמו מעונות.
- 00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:29,590 לא, התכוונתי ש... - אני גר בביירד קריק.
- 00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:34,344 וכן, הבתים מסובסדים על ידי החברה שמעסיקה אותי.
- 00:26:34,428 --> 00:26:36,722 סליחה, יש לכם רגע בשביל בריאות מוח של ילדים?
- 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:38,390 ולגליזציה של ניתוק במקום העבודה?
- 00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:42,603 נחמד. קמ"ש מסתובבים חופשי. - מי?
- 00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:45,314 רוב העובדים המנותקים לא רואים אור יום כל חייהם.
- 00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:47,691 קולקטיב המוח השלם. הם נפלאים.
- 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,444 סליחה, יש לכם רגע בשביל בריאות מוח של ילדים?
- 00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:51,528 אנחנו בסדר.
- 00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:53,488 יש לכם רגע בשביל בריאות מוח של ילדים?
- 00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:54,448 יש לנו. - נהדר.
- 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:56,241 אנחנו מנסים לקדם חוק
- 00:26:56,325 --> 00:26:59,077 שימנע מתאגידי ענק כמו "לומון" להמשיך לכפות
- 00:26:59,161 --> 00:27:00,412 ניתוק חוקי על המדינה שלנו.
- 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:01,872 הם כופים את זה עכשיו?
- 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,750 הם מקדמים את זה. וג'יים איגן מנסה...
- 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:08,086 טוב, מה בנוגע לחובבי השחתה עצמית שעושים את זה מרצונם?
- 00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:10,672 שמעתי שכמה מהם סובלים כל כך מהזיות
- 00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:12,508 עד שהם אפילו לא יודעים שהם קורבנות.
- 00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:15,177 גם שמעתי שאם אתה מנותק,
- 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:18,347 כל זהות נשלחת לגיהינום משלה. זה נכון?
- 00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:20,849 היי, בנאדם, אם אתה רוצה להרוויח מעבודת כפייה, זאת...
- 00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:23,143 היי, בנאדם. עבודת כפייה? - זאת בחירה שלך.
- 00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:24,269 באמת?
- 00:27:24,353 --> 00:27:25,562 היי! - כן.
- 00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:26,939 עבודת כפייה? בסדר. - באמת.
- 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,483 אז אנשים יכולים פשוט לכלוא את עצמם?
- 00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:31,068 אתה אסיר עכשיו?
- 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:35,364 לא, ברצינות, כי עצמך של העבר בחר להוביל אותך לכאן
- 00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:37,908 כדי שתתייחס לאנשים כמו שמוק ילדותי.
- 00:27:37,991 --> 00:27:40,786 ניתוק הוא שעבוד, אידיוט.
- 00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:43,622 זאת שפה יפה עבור...
- 00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,123 בן כמה אתה? 12?
- 00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:48,085 אתה בן 12? התחלת תיכון בכלל?
- 00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:52,256 בסדר. בואי.
- 00:28:22,953 --> 00:28:23,954 גברת סלוויג.
- 00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:25,747 מנחת פיוס.
- 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:27,791 אנחנו רבים?
- 00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:31,003 אני כל הזמן חושבת על פחי האשפה הארורים.
- 00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:36,383 זה ממש לא הכרחי, אבל אדיב מאוד. תודה.
- 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:42,222 למה שלא תיכנסי? יש לי חלב.
- 00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,683 תודה. - כן.
- 00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:50,856 אני עושה ניסויים בקמומיל, אז לא איעלב אם תשתנק.
- 00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:52,107 זה לא יקרה.
- 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,031 אתה עדיין מחכה שהנורה השלישית תקום לתחייה?
- 00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:02,159 כן. אני כל הזמן שוכח להחליף אותה.
- 00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:05,787 אוי, יש לך ריח טוב. היית בדייט?
- 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:13,754 בערך. אחותי שידכה לי את הדולה שלה, או מיילדת.
- 00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:15,506 לא הרגשתי דבר.
- 00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:23,263 טוב, בואי נראה. אני...
- 00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:34,191 וואו.
- 00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:36,151 עוגיות מדהימות.
- 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:42,282 בעלי המנוח היה נגר,
- 00:29:42,366 --> 00:29:43,825 ולפני מותו
- 00:29:43,909 --> 00:29:48,789 הוא אמר שיתחיל לבנות לנו בית בעולם הבא.
- 00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:53,293 ושתהיה דירה קטנה לאורחים מאחור,
- 00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:56,338 למקרה שאמצא גבר חדש לפני שאגיע לשם.
- 00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:01,844 זה... ממש מתוק.
- 00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:08,517 כן. הוא אפילו שרטט תוכניות, שאני שומרת בארנק.
- 00:30:14,064 --> 00:30:15,649 תקפוץ לחנות, בסדר?
- 00:30:15,732 --> 00:30:20,320 אני אתן לך פצצת אמבטיה בניחוח לענה שתגרום לך לישון כמו תינוק.
- 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,864 אני אנסה להגיע לשם.
- 00:30:22,948 --> 00:30:24,449 לילה טוב, גברת סלוויג.
- 00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:20,839 - היצירות של ג'מה -
- 00:31:20,923 --> 00:31:22,925 החוצפה, השותף החדש שלי היא אישה.
- 00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:25,260 אני חושבת שיכולת לציין את זה קודם.
- 00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:29,932 אני מקווה שאתה במארב ולא אורב לסטייק.
- 00:32:04,633 --> 00:32:06,260 - שימו קץ לניתוק! -
- 00:32:06,343 --> 00:32:10,389 - ניתוק שולל מהעובד שליטה עצמית מוסרית. -
- 00:32:29,741 --> 00:32:31,869 סת' מילצ'יק, "לומון תעשיות".
- 00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:34,037 מר מילצ'יק, זה מארק סקאוט.
- 00:32:34,121 --> 00:32:37,082 אני עובד מנותק. עובד מספר 4502.
- 00:32:37,165 --> 00:32:40,169 מר סקאוט, איזה עונג. כיצד אוכל לעזור לך?
- 00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:42,713 התעוררתי כשאני מרגיש לא טוב.
- 00:32:42,796 --> 00:32:44,381 מצטער שאני מתקשר רק עכשיו.
- 00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:48,177 הו, לא. אפשר לשאול עד כמה זה חמור?
- 00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:52,931 לא משהו נורא, אירוע שולי בבטן.
- 00:32:53,015 --> 00:32:54,308 אני מניח שאבוא מחר.
- 00:32:55,392 --> 00:32:56,518 אני מצטער.
- 00:32:56,602 --> 00:32:59,229 אני יודע שה"פנימי" שלך יהיה עצוב מפני שהחמיץ יום.
- 00:33:01,523 --> 00:33:03,984 תרגיש טוב. בסדר, מר סקאוט?
- 00:33:08,947 --> 00:33:11,325 איפה מארק? - גם אני התגעגעתי אליך.
- 00:33:11,408 --> 00:33:14,328 הוא אמור להגיע ראשון עכשיו. אתה לא חושב שהוא...
- 00:33:14,411 --> 00:33:16,997 הוא בטח חולה. הם לא יפטרו אותו ואת פיטי באותו השבוע.
- 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,415 אני מקווה מאוד.
- 00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:19,917 המועד האחרון הרבעוני מתקרב,
- 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,503 ואני לא רוצה להיות מנהל המחלקה.
- 00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:26,423 וואו. הרבה ביטחון עצמי יחסית לאחד שנענש על כך שנמנם.
- 00:33:28,842 --> 00:33:30,344 מצטער. זה היה...
- 00:33:33,138 --> 00:33:36,183 אני לא אשם בכך ששכרו אותי כשאני מבוגר ממך.
- 00:33:38,977 --> 00:33:40,604 זה פשוט לא נפסק לעולם, הא?
- 00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:41,939 עמל אינסופי.
- 00:33:43,273 --> 00:33:44,399 איפה מארק?
- 00:33:44,483 --> 00:33:46,652 חולה או פוטר. כנראה חולה.
- 00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:49,238 הם לא היו מפטרים אותו בגלל העניין עם הפתק, נכון?
- 00:33:49,321 --> 00:33:52,032 לא. אין מצב. הוא קיבל את עונשו בחדר המנוחה אתמול.
- 00:33:56,161 --> 00:33:57,371 הוא אמר שהוא חולה.
- 00:33:57,955 --> 00:33:59,164 הוא נשמע חולה?
- 00:33:59,248 --> 00:34:01,500 אני לא יודע. הוא אמר שזה בבטן.
- 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:04,211 עיתוי מוזר.
- 00:34:25,482 --> 00:34:27,150 - רחוב האף לופ 499 -
- 00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:48,964 המחקים הם בעיקר לנוי, כי אין לנו עפרונות.
- 00:34:49,046 --> 00:34:51,383 מלכודת האצבע כיפית, כל עוד משתמשים בה בבטחה.
- 00:34:51,466 --> 00:34:54,595 אבל מה שחשוב הוא מה שהם מייצגים, עד כמה התקדמת בתיק.
- 00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:58,140 למה לא מסיימים את התיקים תמיד? - כי הם נשמרים לזמן מוגבל.
- 00:34:58,807 --> 00:35:02,186 אנחנו מסיימים, בממוצע, אחד מכל חמישה תיקים לפני שפג תוקפם.
- 00:35:02,269 --> 00:35:05,939 שיפור לעומת מה שהיה לפני ה"פוקס של מתחילים" של מארק.
- 00:35:06,023 --> 00:35:07,274 מה זה "פוקס של מתחילים"?
- 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:07,417 לא!
- 00:36:08,252 --> 00:36:09,253 אירב?
- 00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:13,465 אני... אני מצטער.
- 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:15,300 אירווינג?
- 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:21,491 נפחית את הזמן שבו נמנמת מהמשכורת של החיצוני שלך.
- 00:37:21,992 --> 00:37:25,662 מה שיהיה קשה יותר לתקן, אירווינג, זה את האמון שלי ושל גברת קובל בך.
- 00:37:26,205 --> 00:37:29,082 אני ממש מצטער, אדוני. אני ממש מצטער.
- 00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:32,127 איש לא משתוקק לזרוק אותך לחדר המנוחה.
- 00:37:32,836 --> 00:37:35,923 נעשה בדיקת בריאות אצל גברת קייסי, ונמשיך משם, טוב?
- 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:37,841 תודה, מר מילצ'יק.
- 00:37:39,343 --> 00:37:40,636 - בריאות -
- 00:37:44,806 --> 00:37:47,142 - אל תיתן לחולשה לחיות בוורידיך. קיר איגן -
- 00:37:47,226 --> 00:37:49,228 - אלף את מזגך. קיר איגן -
- 00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:01,657 שום דבר מפחיד עדיין.
- 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:12,292 אלוהים! ארבע!
- 00:38:12,376 --> 00:38:13,544 אל תעשי שטויות.
- 00:38:14,086 --> 00:38:17,339 אמרתי לך, תביני כשתראי את זה, פשוט תתאזרי בסבלנות.
- 00:38:17,965 --> 00:38:19,424 מה המספרים האלה בכלל?
- 00:38:19,508 --> 00:38:21,885 אנחנו יודעים בכלל מה אנחנו מנקים לכאורה?
- 00:38:24,263 --> 00:38:25,264 התיאוריה שלי?
- 00:38:26,974 --> 00:38:27,975 הים.
- 00:38:30,269 --> 00:38:31,270 הים?
- 00:38:31,979 --> 00:38:33,438 כן. תחשבי על זה.
- 00:38:33,522 --> 00:38:36,650 טוב, אם החיצוניים שלנו מנתקים את המוח שלהם,
- 00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:38,527 המצב כנראה גרוע מאוד.
- 00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:41,280 רעב, מגפות וכו'.
- 00:38:41,363 --> 00:38:44,575 אז מה עושה אנושות נואשת?
- 00:38:47,035 --> 00:38:48,036 מאכלסת את הים?
- 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,496 מאכלסת את הים.
- 00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:53,333 אבל תחילה, צריך לשלוח גשושיות למעמקי הים כדי לנקות
- 00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:56,879 את הצלופחים הקטלניים וכל זה, כי לא נוכל לחיות איתם בדו-קיום.
- 00:38:57,379 --> 00:39:00,883 אז שולחים את הגשושיות למטה, הן שולחות נתונים מקודדים,
- 00:39:00,966 --> 00:39:05,512 אנחנו מזהים את הצלופחים, ואז אומרים לגשושיות מה לפוצץ.
- 00:39:09,016 --> 00:39:10,267 זאת התיאוריה המובילה?
- 00:39:12,227 --> 00:39:15,314 לא, אירב חושב שאנחנו מצנזרים קללות בסרטים.
- 00:39:19,776 --> 00:39:23,363 אבל מה זה? על מה אנחנו עובדים שם למטה?
- 00:39:25,449 --> 00:39:26,450 אני לא יודע.
- 00:39:27,743 --> 00:39:30,329 חשבתי שללא הניתוק זה יהיה הגיוני יותר, אבל...
- 00:39:32,164 --> 00:39:34,833 הם מפרידים אותנו מהמחלקות האחרות.
- 00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:36,752 אנחנו אפילו לא יודעים כמה אנשים יש שם.
- 00:39:41,256 --> 00:39:43,509 אבל אני מתמזג מחדש זה שבועיים.
- 00:39:46,136 --> 00:39:47,888 מיפיתי את הקומה.
- 00:39:59,608 --> 00:40:01,985 הסתרתי את השרטוט המקורי בשבילך כשעזבתי.
- 00:40:04,071 --> 00:40:05,697 - חדר מנוחה -
- 00:40:21,964 --> 00:40:23,090 אתה בסדר?
- 00:40:31,223 --> 00:40:32,224 מצטער.
- 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,893 מחלת התמזגות מחדש.
- 00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:39,189 לא שמעתי על המחלה הזאת.
- 00:40:39,982 --> 00:40:42,401 כי אני הטמבל הראשון שחלה בה.
- 00:40:43,694 --> 00:40:47,531 חוץ מזה, לא עוזר שאני גר בחממה קפואה, אבל אני לא יכול לחזור הביתה.
- 00:40:50,659 --> 00:40:54,788 טוב, אז מה קורה שם למטה שנורא כל כך?
- 00:40:58,667 --> 00:40:59,668 יש חדר...
- 00:41:06,341 --> 00:41:08,760 אנחנו נכנסים לשם כשאנחנו מתנהגים לא יפה.
- 00:41:16,518 --> 00:41:17,644 מה זה?
- 00:41:24,359 --> 00:41:25,944 חוששני שאתה לא מצטער.
- 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:31,283 אנא. אני באמת מצטער. אני מצטער.
- 00:41:31,366 --> 00:41:33,035 תקרא את ההצהרה שוב.
- 00:41:34,995 --> 00:41:39,416 תסלחו לי על הנזק שגרמתי לעולם הזה.
- 00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:45,339 איש לא יכפר על פעולותיי זולתי, ורק בתוכי הכתם שלהן ימשיך לחיות.
- 00:41:45,422 --> 00:41:47,633 אני אסיר תודה על כך שנתפסתי,
- 00:41:47,716 --> 00:41:51,803 נפילתי נקטעה בעודה באיבה בידי אלה שלהם ידיים קמלות.
- 00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:56,308 אני יכול להיות רק מלא צער, וזה כל מה שאני.
- 00:41:57,476 --> 00:42:01,897 חוששני שאתה לא מתכוון לזה. שוב, בבקשה.
- 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:08,070 תסלחו לי על הנזק שגרמתי לעולם הזה.
- 00:42:09,571 --> 00:42:12,866 איש לא יכפר על פעולותיי זולתי.
- 00:42:16,328 --> 00:42:17,663 מה זה, לעזאזל?
- 00:42:20,082 --> 00:42:21,333 זה חדר המנוחה.
- 00:42:54,449 --> 00:42:55,701 הו! אני מצטער.
- 00:42:55,784 --> 00:42:57,035 לא, אני מצטער, אדוני.
- 00:42:57,119 --> 00:42:59,329 חשבתי שאין כאן איש.
- 00:42:59,413 --> 00:43:02,207 אני יוצא מהמפגש שלי.
- 00:43:02,291 --> 00:43:07,588 אני בדיוק בדרכי להיכנס. התפעלתי מהאמנות בזמן שהמתנתי.
- 00:43:08,463 --> 00:43:12,134 היצירה הזאת הייתה תלויה באגף הנצחיות במשך שנים רבות.
- 00:43:12,217 --> 00:43:15,095 אני יודע. וזה שבר את לבי כשהורידו אותה.
- 00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:17,973 היא מתאימה יותר כאן. היא מרגיעה.
- 00:43:21,185 --> 00:43:23,896 אני אירווינג. זיקוק נתוני-מקרו.
- 00:43:24,479 --> 00:43:25,939 אתה ראש מחלקה?
- 00:43:26,023 --> 00:43:27,941 אופטיקה ועיצוב.
- 00:43:28,692 --> 00:43:31,153 מחלקה של שני אנשים, אז בקושי.
- 00:43:31,236 --> 00:43:32,654 אז זאת עבודה שלך?
- 00:43:33,447 --> 00:43:36,200 אנחנו לא מציירים אותם. אנחנו תולים אותם.
- 00:43:36,283 --> 00:43:41,496 אהבתי שעשית את המעגל של אמברוז בחלל הגיבוש ברבעון הקודם.
- 00:43:42,039 --> 00:43:43,957 לא ראיתי את זה בחיים.
- 00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:46,960 נדיר לפגוש אדם מתוחכם.
- 00:43:47,878 --> 00:43:51,882 רוב האנשים חושבים על א"ע רק כשמגיעים תיקים חדשים לספרי הדרכה.
- 00:43:52,925 --> 00:43:54,718 אני אוהב גם את אלה.
- 00:43:54,801 --> 00:43:56,178 כן?
- 00:43:56,261 --> 00:43:58,639 בחודש הבא יגיעו חדשים.
- 00:43:59,598 --> 00:44:01,391 העיצוב הכי טוב עד כה, לדעתי.
- 00:44:02,434 --> 00:44:06,438 וואו. זה הדבר היחיד שאחשוב עליו עד אז.
- 00:44:07,064 --> 00:44:07,898 אירווינג?
- 00:44:46,353 --> 00:44:47,646 טוב, אירווינג.
- 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,401 אני רוצה לחלוק איתך כמה עובדות על החיצוני שלך.
- 00:44:52,484 --> 00:44:54,695 - אירווינג ב', מרכז הבריאות, עובדות על חיצוני -
- 00:44:54,778 --> 00:44:59,992 מאחר שהחיצוני שלך הוא אדם מופתי, העובדות האלה ישמחו אותך מאוד.
- 00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:05,664 תרגיע את גופך ותגלה פתיחות לעובדות.
- 00:45:06,456 --> 00:45:09,585 תנסה ליהנות מכל אחת במידה שווה.
- 00:45:10,919 --> 00:45:14,131 אסור לך לחלוק עובדות אלה מחוץ לחדר הזה.
- 00:45:15,674 --> 00:45:18,886 אבל לעת עתה, אתה יכול ליהנות מהן.
- 00:45:24,391 --> 00:45:26,351 החיצוני שלך רחב לב.
- 00:45:28,979 --> 00:45:32,900 החיצוני שלך חובב מוזיקה ובבעלותו תקליטים רבים.
- 00:45:34,651 --> 00:45:40,449 החיצוני שלך ידידותי לילדים, לזקנים ולמטורפים.
- 00:45:42,492 --> 00:45:46,705 החיצוני שלך חזק וסייע למישהו להרים חפץ כבד.
- 00:45:48,749 --> 00:45:54,421 החיצוני שלך מרבה ללכת לנשפים ופופולרי בקרב המשתתפים האחרים.
- 00:45:55,756 --> 00:46:02,721 החיצוני שלך אוהב סרטים ובבעלותו מכונה שמנגנת אותם.
- 00:46:04,431 --> 00:46:09,895 החיצוני שלך נפלא ויודע לשחות היטב ובחן.
- 00:46:11,396 --> 00:46:12,606 אני מצטערת.
- 00:46:13,482 --> 00:46:16,068 אנא, נסה ליהנות מכל עובדה במידה שווה,
- 00:46:16,735 --> 00:46:19,404 ולא להפגין העדפה לאחת על פני האחרות.
- 00:46:19,988 --> 00:46:22,991 אני מורידה לך עשר נקודות. נותרו לך 90 נקודות.
- 00:46:23,075 --> 00:46:25,285 נקודות? - אל תדבר, בבקשה.
- 00:46:33,043 --> 00:46:35,629 החיצוני שלך ניצח במשחק לפני שבועיים.
- 00:46:37,047 --> 00:46:39,633 החיצוני שלך מעריך מים.
- 00:46:40,926 --> 00:46:45,639 צילום של החיצוני שלך עם גביע הופיע פעם בעיתון.
- 00:46:47,266 --> 00:46:51,603 החיצוני שלך לא פוחד משודדים או מנבלים.
- 00:46:53,564 --> 00:46:56,608 החיצוני שלך אוהב את הצליל של רדאר.
- 00:46:59,194 --> 00:47:04,074 החיצוני שלך מיומן בנשיקות ובעשיית אהבה.
- 00:47:06,910 --> 00:47:07,911 אני מצטערת.
- 00:47:07,995 --> 00:47:10,914 אל תגיב לעובדה ספציפית, בבקשה.
- 00:47:10,998 --> 00:47:12,791 אני מורידה עשר נקודות.
- 00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:15,085 אני רק... - אל תמשיך לדבר, בבקשה,
- 00:47:15,169 --> 00:47:19,006 או שאפחית את כל הנקודות הנותרות ומפגש הבריאות יסתיים.
- 00:47:23,260 --> 00:47:25,512 - מגבלה של שני אסימונים לאדם ליום -
- 00:47:36,773 --> 00:47:37,816 בסדר.
- 00:47:40,444 --> 00:47:41,945 - אדממה, צימוקים בוטנים, ממתקים -
- 00:47:48,744 --> 00:47:50,495 - אוכמניות, ג'ינסנג, זרעי חמנית, מנתה -
- 00:47:54,082 --> 00:47:55,042 - צימוקים -
- 00:47:58,754 --> 00:48:00,255 זה רק במעליות? - מה?
- 00:48:00,339 --> 00:48:02,674 גלאי הקוד. או שיש גם במדרגות?
- 00:48:02,758 --> 00:48:04,676 אלוהים. גם במדרגות. למה?
- 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,970 אם איש לא מקבל את מכתבי ההתפטרויות,
- 00:48:07,054 --> 00:48:08,847 מה גורם לך לחשוב שמוסרים אותם בכלל?
- 00:48:08,931 --> 00:48:11,225 את חייבת לשכוח את רעיון הברחת המידע.
- 00:48:11,308 --> 00:48:12,559 טוב, אבל עד כמה טובים הסורקים?
- 00:48:12,643 --> 00:48:15,812 מה אם תכתוב את האותיות מוזר, כמו במבחני רובוט?
- 00:48:15,896 --> 00:48:17,773 היי, ילדים. מה יש לארוחת ערב? - לא!
- 00:48:17,856 --> 00:48:19,107 איך היה בטיפול בריאות?
- 00:48:19,191 --> 00:48:21,068 נהדר. מאושש מאוד.
- 00:48:21,151 --> 00:48:22,945 פגשתי את ראש מחלקת א"ע.
- 00:48:23,028 --> 00:48:27,199 ברט? פגשתי אותו. הוא דפוק. לא סיפרת לו איפה אנחנו, נכון?
- 00:48:27,282 --> 00:48:29,368 ברט לא דפוק. ולא.
- 00:48:29,451 --> 00:48:31,578 אני שואל בשם הבטיחות של המחלקה הזאת.
- 00:48:31,662 --> 00:48:33,121 לא צריך לספר לך... - זה מיתוס.
- 00:48:33,205 --> 00:48:35,040 ואל תעמיד פנים שהמחלקה חשובה לך.
- 00:48:35,123 --> 00:48:36,750 אתה רק רוצה את מסיבת האפיפיות שלך.
- 00:48:36,833 --> 00:48:39,795 תסלח לי. אנחנו אמורים לאהוב את ההטבות.
- 00:48:39,878 --> 00:48:43,882 "וכל מי שתחת חסותה של לומון יחגוג עם שפע של תמריצים."
- 00:48:43,966 --> 00:48:46,677 אל תסלף פסקה מהמדריך, בסדר?
- 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,928 אל תעשה את זה. - היי, חבר'ה?
- 00:48:48,011 --> 00:48:49,847 "לומון" היו טובים אלינו, וזה...
- 00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:50,931 חבר'ה!
- 00:48:59,481 --> 00:49:00,732 זה.
- 00:49:01,525 --> 00:49:02,526 כן.
- 00:49:03,151 --> 00:49:04,695 למה זה...
- 00:49:04,778 --> 00:49:07,489 את בסדר. פשוט תפרידי את הנתונים הרעים כמו שהראיתי לך.
- 00:49:07,573 --> 00:49:09,449 את רואה את ההיקף?
- 00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:20,043 ותשליכי לאשפה.
- 00:49:32,264 --> 00:49:34,141 בום. זה זוקק.
- 00:49:34,224 --> 00:49:36,393 אחלה, הלי. הידד.
- 00:49:37,144 --> 00:49:40,147 הם היו מפחידים. המספרים היו מפחידים.
- 00:49:57,998 --> 00:50:01,376 הנה הספה. אמצא לך שק שינה.
- 00:50:02,252 --> 00:50:05,672 ואתה יכול להשתמש במקלחת אם תרצה.
- 00:50:06,423 --> 00:50:07,841 מה אתה מנסה לומר?
- 00:50:12,846 --> 00:50:14,139 תודה שאתה עושה את זה, מארק.
- 00:50:14,681 --> 00:50:17,518 טוב, אני מניח שעצמי של העבודה יכעס
- 00:50:17,601 --> 00:50:19,186 אם אתן לך לישון בחממה.
- 00:50:25,317 --> 00:50:26,318 מתג האור בצד שמאל.
- 00:50:47,005 --> 00:50:48,006 - מחנאות -
- 00:50:54,012 --> 00:50:55,180 אתה בסדר שם?
- 00:50:55,264 --> 00:50:57,558 כן! כן, אני בסדר.
- 00:52:10,547 --> 00:52:11,673 פיטי, אתה בסדר?
- 00:53:14,695 --> 00:53:15,737 - לזכרו של קיילב סמית' -
- 00:53:15,821 --> 00:53:17,823 תרגום: גיא רקוביצקי