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Работники отдела оказываются во внешнем мире у замёрзшего озера и получают видеозапись от Милчика, что находятся на тимбилдинге. У водопада Лощина печали их встречают Милчик и мисс Хуан и отводят к разбитому лагерю. Хелли конфликтует с Ирвингом из-за его подозрительного ответа о местонахождении во время снятия блокировки и в ходе диалога Ирвинг вынужден уйти от лагеря. Хелли с Марком занимаются сексом, после чего Марк ненадолго видит образ Джеммы, наложенный на фигуру Хелли. Ирвинг спит вне лагеря, видя странные сны. На следующее утро он снова сталкивается с Хелли и для выбивания признания, что та шпионка, он орёт на Милчика и топит Хелли в Лощине печали. Хелли подтверждает, что она была Хеленой Иган после возвращения в отдел макроданных, и Милчик вынуждает вернуть на её место сознание Хелли Р. Милчик увольняет Ирвинга и возвращает его сознание к «внешнику».
Команда MDR просыпается на улице, в заснеженной глуши. На склоне горы они находят телевизор, по которому показывают записанное видео с Милчиком (Трэмелл Тиллман), который объясняет, что они находятся в Национальном лесу Дитера Игана в рамках двухдневного «отдыха на природе и тимбилдинга» (Outdoor Retreat and Team-Building Occurrence, ORTBO), одобренного их руководством. Команде сообщают, что основатель Люмона Кир Иган незадолго до своей смерти написал четвертое приложение к руководству по Люмону. Они должны найти этот том в гроте, известном как Пещера Ножниц, где, по преданию, Кир впервые приручил Четырех Страстей. Четверо героев идут через лес в поисках Пещеры Ножниц, ориентируясь по странным двойникам, которые появляются вдалеке. В конце концов они находят пещеру с приложением внутри. Из текста следует, что у Кира был брат-близнец по имени Дитер, с которым он жил в лесу. Дилан (Зак Черри) приходит к выводу, что двойники — это собственные «близнецы» братьев Иган. В приложении они находят карту, ведущую в местность под названием «Лощина Горестей», и понимают, что им предстоит пройти по стопам братьев Иган. По пути к Уос-Холлоу Ирвинг (Джон Туртурро) предупреждает Марка (Адам Скотт), чтобы тот не доверял Хелли (Бритт Лоуэр), считая ее рассказ о том, где она была во время непредвиденной задержки, подозрительным, но Марк не обращает внимания на его опасения. Группа находит в реке тушу тюленя. Ирвинг предлагает ее съесть, но остальные отказываются. В конце концов они добираются до Уос-Холлоу, водопада, где их ждет Милчик. Он ведет их к лагерю, который они с мисс Хуанг (Сара Бок) разбили для них. Пока все четверо ставят палатки, Ирвинг спрашивает Хелли, где она была в ту ночь, когда произошел непредвиденный случай с сверхурочной работой, но Хелли уклоняется от ответа. Милчик собирает всех вокруг костра, чтобы прочитать еще одну главу из приложения, в которой рассказывается о смерти Дитера в потустороннем мире и о том, как Кир столкнулся с Бедой у водопада. Хеллай смеется над предположением, что Дитер «превратился в лес» из-за того, что мастурбировал, чем оскорбляет Милчика. После того как Милчик и Хуанг уходят, Ирвинг снова начинает расспрашивать Хеллай о ее внебрачном ребенке в присутствии всей команды, но она отвечает, что Ирвинг просто злится из-за того, что больше никогда не увидит Берта. Ирвинг уходит в гневе. Марк и Хеллай занимаются сексом в ее палатке. После этого Хеллай признается Марку, что стыдилась того, кто ее внебрачный ребенок. Марку на мгновение привиделось лицо Джеммы (Дичен Лахман), мелькнувшее над Хелли. Тем временем, после того, как Ирвинг случайно погасил свой фонарик, он засыпает в лесу, и ему снится пугающий сон о том, как он находит в лесу кабинку MDR, где он встречает Берта и олицетворение Горя, описанное в приложении; он видит, как цифры на его терминале MDR складываются в узор из букв, составляющих "Иган". На следующее утро Ирвинг застает Хелли одну в Горестной лощине и обвиняет ее в том, что она — шпионка. Чтобы доказать это, он зовет Милчика и начинает топить Хелли в воде. Когда Милчик и остальные приходят на помощь, Ирвинг заявляет, что напарник Хелли — Иган — все это время был под прикрытием с момента возвращения команды в штаб-квартиру. Хелена наконец смягчается и приказывает Милчику вернуть ее в прежнее состояние, называя его по имени — Сет — и подтверждая подозрения Ирвинга. Милчик передает по рации запрос на снятие «блока Глазго», и Хелена снова становится Хелли, которая приходит в себя дезориентированной. Пока Дилан извиняется перед Ирвингом за то, что не поверил ему раньше, Милчик сообщает Ирвингу, что его отстранят от работы за покушение на убийство коллеги. Затем он приказывает Ирвингу идти в лес, а вскоре после этого требует деактивации Ирвинга, что завершает его жизнь в тюрьме.
- 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:14,765 [звонок лифта]
- 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,519 [вой ветра]
- 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:36,203 [Ирвинг, эхо] Эй!
- 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,751 Ау!
- 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:50,592 [Марк] Ирвинг!
- 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,305 - Это я. Я здесь! - Марк!
- 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,140 [Марк] Да!
- 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,225 Эй!
- 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:02,771 [запинается] Что происходит?
- 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:04,105 Где мы?
- 00:01:04,188 --> 00:01:06,400 [Марк] Понятия не имею,
- 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:10,904 но внизу есть тропа, которая ведет на вершину утеса!
- 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,199 [Ирвинг] Хочешь, чтобы я поднялся?
- 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:16,869 [Марк] Ну да!
- 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:22,040 [Ирвинг] Я… [стонет] Тут везде лед.
- 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:23,792 Тут гребаный лед!
- 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,795 [Марк] Так уходи оттуда. Живее!
- 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,595 [Ирвинг] Я иду!
- 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,347 [кряхтит, задыхается]
- 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,224 [лед трещит]
- 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:42,477 [кряхтит] Я…
- 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,480 Я иду!
- 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:46,773 Осторожно!
- 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:53,322 [Ирвинг стонет, тяжело дышит]
- 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,706 [Марк] Подъем очень крутой!
- 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:08,169 [кряхтит, тяжело дышит]
- 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,807 [кряхтит]
- 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,560 [тяжело дышит, шмыгает носом]
- 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:26,480 - [кряхтит, вздыхает] - [Хелли] Ирвинг.
- 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,524 [Ирвинг] Хелли!
- 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:31,860 А ты откуда взялась?
- 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:33,695 Я не знаю.
- 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,113 Что мы тут делаем?
- 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,324 [Марк] Я здесь!
- 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:40,744 Идите на мой голос!
- 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:44,248 Марк!
- 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,167 [Ирвинг кряхтит]
- 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:49,962 Марк!
- 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,130 [Марк] Я здесь!
- 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:56,844 [Ирвинг] Марк.
- 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,262 [Марк] Привет!
- 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,346 Как вы?
- 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:01,890 - Ты тоже очнулся на льду? - Да.
- 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:04,226 - А ты? - На утесе.
- 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:09,064 - [Дилан кричит, кряхтит] - [Ирвинг] Боже мой.
- 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,358 - Это вы? - [Хелли] Кто же еще?
- 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:12,860 Вот жесть!
- 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,612 Мы снаружи, мать вашу!
- 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,575 Боже. Я, конечно, знал, что в небе нет никакого потолка,
- 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:21,243 но это просто безумие.
- 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:23,662 Ау?
- 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,832 Эй!
- 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:32,212 [звучит электронная версия гимна Кира]
- 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:36,800 [Марк] Что это?
- 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,686 [музыка продолжает звучать]
- 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,892 ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ ВОСПРОИЗВЕСТИ
- 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:27,976 [музыка прекращается]
- 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,231 <i>Доброе утро, обработчики.</i>
- 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:37,444 <i>Это мистер Милчик с работы, и я рад приветствовать вас на вашем первом…</i>
- 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:38,529 «ЛЮМОН»
- 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:42,991 <i>…командном мероприятии-ретрите на открытом воздухе.</i>
- 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:49,831 <i>Это КМРОВ проводится в связи с вашим желанием увидеть внешний мир.</i>
- 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:51,959 <i>С согласия ваших экстр</i>
- 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:56,088 <i>вы проведете следующие два календарных дня, гуляя по лугам,</i>
- 00:04:56,171 --> 00:05:01,593 <i>чащобам, рощам и ручьям в Лесном заповеднике им. Дитера Эгана.</i>
- 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,222 Что за Дитер, мать его, Эган?
- 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,226 <i>Дитер Эган?</i>
- 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:12,896 <i>Вы, вероятно, втайне жаждете узнать больше.</i>
- 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:17,860 <i>Истина, к которой вы стремитесь, заключена в четвертом приложении.</i>
- 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:23,365 <i>Кир диктовал четвертое приложение в последние часы своей жизни.</i>
- 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:28,287 <i>Эти строки настолько священны, что они запрещены на разделенном этаже.</i>
- 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:32,416 <i>Они ждут вас в пещере Ножниц,</i>
- 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:34,751 <i>в том самом гроте,</i>
- 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:38,839 <i>в котором Кир Эган впервые приручил четыре пыла.</i>
- 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,175 <i>И помните:</i>
- 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:47,681 <i>«Лучше путем Кира ступать, чтоб гнев природы не испытать».</i>
- 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,060 <i>В пути вам будут помогать.</i>
- 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,481 <i>Да пребудет с вами фортуна, ОМД.</i>
- 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:58,692 [писк]
- 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,325 Пещера Ножниц.
- 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,462 А это что за хрень?
- 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,974 Он похож на Марка.
- 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:46,073 Милчик сказал, что в пути нам будут помогать.
- 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:50,077 Я бы не стал верить ни единому слову этого шарлатана.
- 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,537 Даже по телевизору.
- 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:08,512 Но сейчас у нас нет другого выбора, Ирв.
- 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:30,701 РАЗДЕЛЕНИЕ
- 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:15,848 [вздыхает]
- 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:49,298 Постойте.
- 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:32,132 ДИТЕРУ.
- 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,301 {\an8}[Хелли] «Глава первая.
- 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,514 {\an8}Я пришел в этот мир не один.
- 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:42,518 Я делил чрево матери с другим,
- 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,062 моим братом-близнецом Дитером».
- 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,732 У Кира был брат-близнец?
- 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,486 Так вот кто эти фигуры.
- 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,279 [Ирвинг] Да.
- 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:59,952 «В детстве мы были лучшими друзьями. Но в пору отрочества
- 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:03,705 он уговорил меня отправиться в лес и стать отшельниками.
- 00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:08,168 Моя любовь к брату затуманила мой разум,
- 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:12,172 я поддался на уговоры, и мы направились к лесу…»
- 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:13,632 {\an8}ЛОЩИНА ПЕЧАЛИ
- 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,968 [вдвоем] «…В Лощину Печали».
- 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,346 {\an8}«ПУТЬ К ЛОЩИНЕ ПЕЧАЛИ»
- 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:28,647 [Ирвинг] Значит, мы должны пойти по стопам братьев.
- 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,780 {\an8}«Он всегда ускользал в это время.
- 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:41,243 {\an8}- На лоне природы мой брат…» - [Кир] <i>…мой брат</i>
- 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,662 <i>избавился от одежд.</i>
- 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:50,752 <i>Его запалу таинственным образом вторила музыка леса.</i>
- 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,339 <i>Каждое его движение отзывалось</i>
- 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:57,259 - <i>трелью сверчков…</i> - «…трелью сверчков…»
- 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,928 - <i>…и стонами ветра…</i> - «…и стонами ветра…»
- 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:04,016 - <i>…и таянием снегов.</i> - «…и таянием снегов».
- 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:06,727 [Кир] <i>Той ночью Дитер наигрывал…</i>
- 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:09,313 - <i>…мелодию природы…</i> - [Ирвинг] «…мелодию природы…»
- 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,983 - <i>…и Дитер был изящным…</i> - «…музыкальным инструментом в ее руках.
- 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,320 Мне оставалось лишь слушать,
- 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:20,449 как он излил свое естество на почву».
- 00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:44,556 А вот и я.
- 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,586 [шмыгает носом, тяжело дышит]
- 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,221 [тяжело дышит]
- 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:29,810 Всё хорошо?
- 00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:32,104 [вздыхает] Да.
- 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,065 Но хотелось бы знать, куда мы идем.
- 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:39,611 [резко выдыхает]
- 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,241 [тяжело дышит]
- 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,952 [разговор не слышен]
- 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,542 [тяжело дышит]
- 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,424 [Дилан] Жесть.
- 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:27,284 О чём вы там с Хелли разговаривали?
- 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,041 [Дилан стонет]
- 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,045 Когда?
- 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,673 Я ей не доверяю.
- 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,969 Думаю, она врет о том, что видела ее экстра.
- 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,804 С чего ты взял?
- 00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:50,516 Ночные садовники?
- 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,645 [вздох] Очевидно, что твои суждения субъективны,
- 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,021 ведь у тебя к ней чувства.
- 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:59,191 Мои чувства к ней тут ни при чём, ясно…
- 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,366 [Дилан шмыгает носом, вздыхает]
- 00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:08,450 [Марк] Ого.
- 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,130 Какого хрена?
- 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,301 Что это?
- 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:28,220 Не знаю.
- 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,015 Похоже, это тюлень.
- 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,856 Почему он так жутко выглядит?
- 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,443 Не знаю. Может, так выглядят мертвые животные?
- 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,281 Нужно его съесть.
- 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,283 Что, прости?
- 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,618 Неизвестно, есть ли в лощине еда.
- 00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:54,955 Мы даже не знаем, где находимся.
- 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:58,458 Они не позволят, чтобы с нами что-то случилось. Это КМРОВ.
- 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:01,879 Командное мероприятие-ретрит на открытом воздухе. Так, Марк?
- 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,630 Мы не знаем, что это.
- 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:07,593 - Мы ничего не знаем! - Ирвинг, успокойся.
- 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:12,139 Мы знаем, что тебе не повезло, когда ты был снаружи в тот раз…
- 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,600 Кто это тебе сказал?
- 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:15,809 Боже.
- 00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:19,646 Что ты ему сказал, тупица?
- 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:22,482 Ничего! Какого чёрта?
- 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,611 Пойдемте уже к лощине.
- 00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:22,041 [мистер Милчик] Близнец Кира всегда был с ним.
- 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:27,047 И мы позаботились о близнеце для каждого из вас.
- 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,092 Пошли вы все. Я был прав.
- 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,426 Мистер Милчик.
- 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,138 Это самый высокий водопад на планете.
- 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:42,437 Вы следовали путем Кира и Дитера и достигли Лощины Печали.
- 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,482 Вы стоите на священной земле.
- 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,069 Мы умираем с голоду, м-р Милчик.
- 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:51,363 Правда?
- 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,492 Я думал, величие водопада насытит вас.
- 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,123 Шучу, конечно.
- 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,751 «Люмон» всегда защитит и поддержит.
- 00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:06,879 Прошу за мной.
- 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:12,110 Мисс Хуан занималась грилем, для которого мы приготовили экзотическое мясо.
- 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:17,199 Потом пожарим зефирки и проведем сеанс чтения у костра.
- 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,994 Как видите, палатки синие, цвета вашего отдела,
- 00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:26,458 а в туалете вы найдете четырехслойную бумагу.
- 00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:29,628 Ого.
- 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:32,089 [м-р Милчик посмеивается] Точно подмечено, Хелли Р.
- 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:38,428 А вот факелы для вашего удобства и безопасности.
- 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:41,765 Послужат источником не только света, но и тепла.
- 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,268 Двойное назначение.
- 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,563 Красота.
- 00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:51,233 Здорово, правда?
- 00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:56,154 Да, мило.
- 00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:00,826 [кряхтит]
- 00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:03,412 [Хелли] Ирвинг?
- 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:04,913 Входи.
- 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,001 [вздыхает]
- 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:12,546 - [Хелли вздыхает] - Хм.
- 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:20,053 Сделала тебе тюленя из снега.
- 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:24,766 [смешок]
- 00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:28,979 Вдруг ты проголодался.
- 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,523 [посмеивается]
- 00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:32,608 Да уж.
- 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:38,614 Глупо было предлагать съесть то животное.
- 00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:43,660 Боюсь, я показался паникером и параноиком.
- 00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:44,703 Не думал здраво.
- 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:47,831 Нет, всё хорошо. Мы все немного…
- 00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:51,710 [вздыхает]
- 00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:55,756 Да.
- 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,683 Что ты действительно видела во время сверхурочного режима?
- 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:15,192 Я уже сказала.
- 00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:18,612 [Ирвинг] Всё хорошо.
- 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,573 Это ничего не изменит.
- 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,292 Ирвинг.
- 00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:45,222 Ладно.
- 00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:49,059 [звучит терменвокс]
- 00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:09,037 [мистер Милчик] «Дитер лежал в спальном мешке, немытый,
- 00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:12,332 хотя пруд в лощине был идеален для купания.
- 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:15,335 Мы отужинали зайцем, которого поймали,
- 00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:19,381 и смеялись до колик, обмениваясь рифмованными шутками.
- 00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:25,345 Но я всё же высказал мысль, вертевшуюся у меня на языке.
- 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,224 "Мы должны вернуться к отцу", - сказал я.
- 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,936 "Я обещаю заботиться о тебе на фабрике эфира".
- 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:39,276 Когда он наконец издал звук, это был горестный стон.
- 00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:44,990 Думаю, он надеялся, что мы навеки останемся в лесу.
- 00:22:48,911 --> 00:22:51,330 Я смотрел на него, когда у него выпал глаз.
- 00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:53,749 Он выскочил из глазницы,
- 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:59,213 выдавленный внезапным потоком гноя из его черепа.
- 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:04,801 Он попытался схватить себя за волосы,
- 00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:09,389 превратившиеся в мох, который легко сходил с его кровоточащего скальпа».
- 00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:11,600 Святые угодники.
- 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:15,854 [мистер Милчик] «Когда гной из глаза сгустился, став древесным соком,
- 00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:20,859 я отвернулся от задыхающегося брата и подошел к пруду в лощине,
- 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:26,532 где крики моего брата мог заглушить шум водопада».
- 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,409 А хорошо придумал.
- 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:35,082 «Именно здесь я впервые встретил Печаль,
- 00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:41,713 тощую невесту, ростом в два раза ниже обычной женщины.
- 00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:04,111 Она беседовала со мной одними глазами и сказала:
- 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:06,738 "Это твоих рук дело.
- 00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:10,742 Ты потакал его капризам.
- 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,162 Теперь он ничей брат.
- 00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:17,499 А лишь шлюха хаоса"».
- 00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:28,760 Конец.
- 00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:38,645 Возможно, утром у нас будет время на следующую главу…
- 00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:40,189 ГЛАВА 2
- 00:24:40,272 --> 00:24:42,524 …«Кир и нянька-воровка».
- 00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:45,569 - [Хелли] Хм, жутко. - Ого.
- 00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:51,283 Его брат правда так умер, мистер Милчик?
- 00:24:54,745 --> 00:24:58,457 Эта книга обогащает нашу работу рассказами из жизни основателя.
- 00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:01,710 Каждое слово в ней правда.
- 00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:02,794 [Хелли фыркает]
- 00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:09,176 [смеется] Простите. Простите.
- 00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:10,260 Хелли.
- 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,430 [продолжает смеяться] Что?
- 00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:21,021 - [мистер Милчик] Хелли Р.? - Ребята… [смеется]
- 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,232 Он растаял, так? [всхлипывает]
- 00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:25,692 Он стал частью леса, потому что мастурбировал.
- 00:25:25,776 --> 00:25:28,195 [оба смеются]
- 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:31,281 Ну правда, глупее ничего в жизни не слышала.
- 00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:33,784 - [Марк смеется] - [Дилан посмеивается]
- 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:36,745 Ведь так? Он подрочил перед своим братом…
- 00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:40,415 И за это его наказали.
- 00:25:40,499 --> 00:25:43,043 [Марк смеется] Что… Нельзя так говорить.
- 00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:45,921 - [Хелли] Он сам это сказал. - [Марк смеется] И правда.
- 00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:49,424 [запинается] Я… Это…
- 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:54,555 Мы часто смеемся над тем, чего не понимаем.
- 00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:02,729 Я думал, вы будете более рассудительны.
- 00:26:06,316 --> 00:26:07,317 Мисс Хуан.
- 00:26:11,405 --> 00:26:12,823 Зефирки, пожалуйста.
- 00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:24,001 Брось их в огонь.
- 00:26:24,585 --> 00:26:27,838 - [ахает] Мистер Милчик, вы чего? - [Хелли фыркает]
- 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:30,632 Ну же, мисс Хуан.
- 00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:36,180 - [Хелли смеется] Боже… - [Марк ахает]
- 00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:37,347 За что?
- 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,602 Они для тех, кто умеет работать в команде, Дилан.
- 00:26:42,561 --> 00:26:44,354 Их не раздают просто так.
- 00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:51,236 Что?
- 00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:55,282 Спокойной ночи.
- 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:05,751 Офигеть.
- 00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:08,295 - [Марк] Боже. - [Хелли смеется]
- 00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:11,048 Как думаете, во что превратился его член?
- 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:14,593 [смеется]
- 00:27:17,221 --> 00:27:18,347 [Дилан посмеивается]
- 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:20,933 Не смешно.
- 00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:23,852 - Ну не знаю. Забавно. - [Хелли смеется]
- 00:27:23,936 --> 00:27:26,063 - [Ирвинг] Вовсе нет. - Ладно.
- 00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:28,941 И хватит так на нее пялиться.
- 00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:34,404 - [смеется] Я не пялюсь. - [смеется] Прекрати.
- 00:27:34,488 --> 00:27:35,989 - «Пялиться»? - [Хелли смеется]
- 00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:40,077 Просто скажи нам, Хелли.
- 00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:42,704 [фыркает] Что?
- 00:27:42,788 --> 00:27:44,289 [Марк] Ну же. Скажи.
- 00:27:44,373 --> 00:27:46,375 [Хелли смеется] Что сказать?
- 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,544 Расскажи нам о нём.
- 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:50,921 О ком?
- 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:55,342 О ночном садовнике.
- 00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:59,555 О, Ирв, хватит уже.
- 00:28:00,305 --> 00:28:03,308 У него был фонарик, а?
- 00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:06,770 Во что он был одет?
- 00:28:06,854 --> 00:28:08,188 Чего ты взъелся, мужик?
- 00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:10,357 Какого цвета была его рубашка?
- 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,193 А жилет у него был?
- 00:28:14,695 --> 00:28:17,739 - Светоотражающий жилет? Скажи… - Ладно.
- 00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:19,700 - …во что он… - Ирвинг. Хватит уже.
- 00:28:19,783 --> 00:28:21,660 - Хватит? - Да.
- 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:24,496 Ты ее глазами раздеваешь,
- 00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:27,875 пока жена твоего экстры чахнет где-то.
- 00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:29,084 Эй, заткнись.
- 00:28:29,168 --> 00:28:30,711 Да. Пошел ты, Ирв.
- 00:28:32,171 --> 00:28:35,424 А, трое на одного, значит, да?
- 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,096 Всё хорошо.
- 00:28:42,514 --> 00:28:45,851 Мы все знаем, что Ирвинг расстроен, потому что больше не увидит Бёрта.
- 00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:52,065 И ему очень одиноко.
- 00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:21,053 [Марк] Эй, Ирв.
- 00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:22,346 [Ирвинг] Да пошли вы все.
- 00:30:00,592 --> 00:30:01,885 [шорох ткани]
- 00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:11,645 Морковка, наверное.
- 00:30:14,064 --> 00:30:15,065 Что?
- 00:30:19,987 --> 00:30:21,238 Член Дитера.
- 00:30:24,616 --> 00:30:25,617 [Хелли фыркает]
- 00:30:27,119 --> 00:30:30,455 Да. Или еще какой корнеплод.
- 00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:42,467 [вздыхает]
- 00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:49,725 Зря я так…
- 00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:53,270 …с Ирвингом.
- 00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:55,814 [вздыхает]
- 00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:03,572 Но… [вздыхает] …он вроде это заслужил.
- 00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:13,332 И я могу пялиться на кого угодно.
- 00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:23,300 Ты как?
- 00:31:29,139 --> 00:31:31,308 Прости, если я отвлекаю тебя от…
- 00:31:34,186 --> 00:31:35,187 От чего?
- 00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:42,194 От поисков твоей жены.
- 00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:47,991 Да всё нормально.
- 00:31:48,951 --> 00:31:52,913 Я знаю, мы найдем ее, а ты и так уже очень помогла.
- 00:32:00,045 --> 00:32:01,046 Правда?
- 00:32:01,964 --> 00:32:02,965 [Марк] Да.
- 00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:09,304 Ну ладно.
- 00:32:57,102 --> 00:32:59,938 [стонет, тяжело дышит]
- 00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:58,247 Мистер Милчик!
- 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,126 [Ирвинг] Мистер Милчик!
- 00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:05,879 Мисс Хуан!
- 00:34:08,465 --> 00:34:10,132 Мистер Милчик!
- 00:34:10,217 --> 00:34:12,386 [Хелли тяжело дышит]
- 00:34:17,099 --> 00:34:18,475 Мисс Хуан!
- 00:34:18,559 --> 00:34:20,518 [тяжело дышит]
- 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:24,773 [кряхтит]
- 00:34:31,530 --> 00:34:32,531 [Хелли, Марк стонут]
- 00:34:59,725 --> 00:35:01,518 Мистер Милчик!
- 00:35:14,615 --> 00:35:16,909 [стоны]
- 00:35:21,622 --> 00:35:22,581 [стонет]
- 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,880 [тяжело дышит]
- 00:35:29,963 --> 00:35:32,132 [кряхтит, стонет]
- 00:36:23,392 --> 00:36:25,769 Мне не понравилось, кем я была там.
- 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:32,734 Мне было стыдно.
- 00:36:43,662 --> 00:36:44,663 Кем ты была?
- 00:37:00,345 --> 00:37:02,598 Мне всё равно, кто ты там, снаружи.
- 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:07,060 Главное, кто ты здесь, со мной.
- 00:37:11,315 --> 00:37:12,316 Вот и всё.
- 00:37:14,067 --> 00:37:15,235 Слышишь?
- 00:37:23,035 --> 00:37:25,579 [Марк ахает, прерывисто дышит]
- 00:37:26,747 --> 00:37:27,748 Всё хорошо?
- 00:37:27,831 --> 00:37:30,125 [прерывисто дышит, кряхтит]
- 00:37:34,087 --> 00:37:35,088 Что случилось?
- 00:37:36,882 --> 00:37:38,050 Всё хорошо?
- 00:37:38,759 --> 00:37:39,760 Да.
- 00:37:43,722 --> 00:37:44,723 Ну ладно.
- 00:38:31,812 --> 00:38:33,272 [шорох]
- 00:39:45,677 --> 00:39:48,013 МОНТОК 3% ЗАВЕРШЕНО «ЛЮМОН»
- 00:40:04,863 --> 00:40:06,281 [печатает]
- 00:40:31,932 --> 00:40:34,059 [печатает быстрее]
- 00:40:51,326 --> 00:40:52,244 [шипит]
- 00:40:52,327 --> 00:40:54,997 [ахает, прерывисто дышит]
- 00:41:15,642 --> 00:41:16,685 [тяжело дышит]
- 00:41:27,321 --> 00:41:28,655 [тяжело дышит]
- 00:41:32,201 --> 00:41:33,202 Хелли?
- 00:41:35,454 --> 00:41:36,455 Хелли?
- 00:41:38,832 --> 00:41:39,833 А где Хелли?
- 00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:42,753 Не знаю. Ирв вчера так и не вернулся, и в палатке его нет.
- 00:41:42,836 --> 00:41:43,921 Что?
- 00:41:44,004 --> 00:41:45,172 Мистер Милчик?
- 00:41:46,131 --> 00:41:47,132 Хелли!
- 00:41:47,216 --> 00:41:48,425 Мистер Милчик!
- 00:41:50,344 --> 00:41:51,345 [Мистер Милчик] Марк.
- 00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:55,432 Марк. Дилан, что случилось?
- 00:41:55,516 --> 00:41:58,227 - Хелли и Ирв пропали. - Какого хрена тут происходит?
- 00:42:31,218 --> 00:42:32,469 Привет, малышка.
- 00:42:34,638 --> 00:42:35,639 Ирвинг.
- 00:42:40,477 --> 00:42:43,897 [Ирвинг] Что ты тут делаешь?
- 00:42:45,607 --> 00:42:46,608 А?
- 00:42:49,278 --> 00:42:50,988 А ты что тут делаешь?
- 00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:54,157 [Ирвинг] Я спал снаружи.
- 00:42:55,617 --> 00:42:57,411 Чуть не околел.
- 00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:05,085 То, что ты вчера мне сказала,
- 00:43:06,253 --> 00:43:07,588 было жестоко.
- 00:43:11,341 --> 00:43:13,010 Хелли никогда не была жестока.
- 00:43:16,555 --> 00:43:17,598 Но я здесь.
- 00:43:24,479 --> 00:43:26,523 Но если ты не она…
- 00:43:28,817 --> 00:43:30,194 …то кто ты?
- 00:43:32,905 --> 00:43:36,950 Кто имеет возможность отправить свою экстру на разделенный этаж?
- 00:43:38,493 --> 00:43:39,703 А?
- 00:43:48,253 --> 00:43:49,254 Прости.
- 00:43:50,297 --> 00:43:51,965 - [кряхтит] - [стонет] Нет! Ирвинг!
- 00:43:52,049 --> 00:43:53,217 [Хелли резко вдыхает]
- 00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:54,760 Мистер Милчик!
- 00:43:54,843 --> 00:43:56,470 - [Хелли] Нет. - [Ирвинг кряхтит] Ну же.
- 00:43:56,553 --> 00:43:58,305 - [Хелли] Нет! - [Ирвинг тяжело дышит]
- 00:43:58,388 --> 00:44:01,350 - Ирвинг. Хватит. Ирвинг, нет. - Мистер Милчик!
- 00:44:01,433 --> 00:44:03,352 - Хватит, прошу. - [Ирвинг кряхтит]
- 00:44:03,435 --> 00:44:04,436 На помощь!
- 00:44:06,355 --> 00:44:08,023 - [Ирвинг] М-р Милчик! - [Хелли] Нет!
- 00:44:13,153 --> 00:44:14,154 [м-р Милчик] Ирвинг?
- 00:44:14,655 --> 00:44:16,573 [Ирвинг] Мистер Милчик!
- 00:44:17,574 --> 00:44:18,575 [м-р Милчик] Ирвинг!
- 00:44:20,202 --> 00:44:21,703 Мистер Милчик!
- 00:44:21,787 --> 00:44:23,872 - Сюда. - [Хелли] Марк!
- 00:44:24,623 --> 00:44:25,874 [Ирвинг] Мистер Милчик!
- 00:44:28,001 --> 00:44:29,837 Мистер Милчик!
- 00:44:30,379 --> 00:44:32,089 - [Хелли] Марк! - [Марк] Хелли!
- 00:44:32,172 --> 00:44:34,758 - Верните ее, мистер Милчик! - [Хелли] Помогите!
- 00:44:34,842 --> 00:44:35,843 Что ты делаешь, мужик?
- 00:44:35,926 --> 00:44:39,012 - Верните ее! - Ирв, какого хрена?
- 00:44:39,096 --> 00:44:40,973 - [Хелли кричит] - Она экстра!
- 00:44:41,056 --> 00:44:42,057 [Хелли кричит]
- 00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:44,226 - Эй! Ирвинг, хватит! - Эй! Ирв, прекрати!
- 00:44:44,309 --> 00:44:46,478 - Перестань! - Она была экстрой с тех пор,
- 00:44:46,562 --> 00:44:48,063 как вернулась сюда!
- 00:44:48,146 --> 00:44:51,775 - Ирвинг, прекрати немедленно! - [Марк] Остановись!
- 00:44:51,859 --> 00:44:53,443 - [м-р Милчик] Прекрати! - [визжит]
- 00:44:53,527 --> 00:44:55,404 Она чертов крот!
- 00:44:55,487 --> 00:44:56,905 Что ты делаешь?
- 00:44:56,989 --> 00:44:59,032 - [м-р Милчик] Ирвинг! - Я убью ее, м-р Милчик!
- 00:44:59,116 --> 00:45:00,409 - [Хелли кричит] - [Ирвинг кричит]
- 00:45:00,492 --> 00:45:02,411 [мистер Милчик] Эй! Ирвинг!
- 00:45:03,287 --> 00:45:06,123 [мистер Милчик] Перестань! Нет!
- 00:45:06,206 --> 00:45:08,208 - [стонет] Она не Хелли! - [Хелли ахает]
- 00:45:08,292 --> 00:45:09,710 Она из Эганов!
- 00:45:10,294 --> 00:45:13,964 Верните ее, мистер Милчик! Верните!
- 00:45:14,047 --> 00:45:16,091 Чёрт побери, Сэт, сделай это!
- 00:45:16,175 --> 00:45:19,344 Да! Сделай это, Сэт!
- 00:45:21,763 --> 00:45:23,182 [Марк] Эй!
- 00:45:25,058 --> 00:45:26,435 [кричит]
- 00:45:29,188 --> 00:45:32,232 Это Милчик. Немедленно убрать блок Глазго.
- 00:45:32,316 --> 00:45:33,483 [стонет]
- 00:45:34,193 --> 00:45:35,277 [кричит]
- 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,196 Живо!
- 00:45:39,364 --> 00:45:40,199 [звонок лифта]
- 00:45:40,282 --> 00:45:41,533 [Ирвинг кряхтит]
- 00:45:41,617 --> 00:45:45,621 [Хелли ахает, кашляет]
- 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:51,043 - [Хелли стонет, ахает] - Прости.
- 00:45:51,126 --> 00:45:53,378 - Мне так жаль, Хелли. - [Хелли кашляет]
- 00:45:53,462 --> 00:45:56,757 [тяжело дышит] Что происходит? [ахает]
- 00:45:58,842 --> 00:45:59,843 [тяжело дышит]
- 00:46:01,637 --> 00:46:02,679 Хелли!
- 00:46:06,183 --> 00:46:08,227 [прерывисто дышит, кашляет]
- 00:46:10,938 --> 00:46:12,105 Прости меня, Хелли.
- 00:46:12,189 --> 00:46:13,482 [Марк шмыгает носом]
- 00:46:13,565 --> 00:46:15,359 [Хелли прерывисто дышит]
- 00:46:18,237 --> 00:46:21,156 Ирвинг Б., встань.
- 00:46:26,036 --> 00:46:29,540 Ты угрожал коллеге убийством в водах пруда Лощины Печали.
- 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:34,378 Единственное возможное наказание - немедленное и окончательное отстранение.
- 00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:39,258 Церемонии прощания и фуршета не будет.
- 00:46:40,384 --> 00:46:42,678 Твой экстра узнает обо всём незамедлительно.
- 00:46:44,346 --> 00:46:48,141 Ирв! Прости!
- 00:46:48,225 --> 00:46:49,810 Зря я тебя не послушал!
- 00:46:51,436 --> 00:46:55,107 Всё хорошо. Всё замечательно.
- 00:46:58,318 --> 00:47:01,488 Помни. Держись.
- 00:47:03,365 --> 00:47:05,826 Прошу воздержаться от речей,
- 00:47:05,909 --> 00:47:09,872 так как тебе больше не разрешено общаться с разделенными служащими,
- 00:47:09,955 --> 00:47:11,290 как и им с тобой.
- 00:47:11,373 --> 00:47:13,333 Отстаньте от него!
- 00:47:13,834 --> 00:47:15,919 Обернись!
- 00:47:23,218 --> 00:47:25,512 [Дилан] Оставьте его в покое!
- 00:47:31,977 --> 00:47:34,188 [тяжело дышит]
- 00:47:56,460 --> 00:47:58,295 Ступай в лес.
- 00:48:30,410 --> 00:48:32,329 Твой письменный стол освободят,
- 00:48:32,412 --> 00:48:35,958 а все личные вещи выкинут.
- 00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:41,964 Твои документы и все твои контакты, как рабочие, так и личные,
- 00:48:42,047 --> 00:48:45,759 будут полностью уничтожены.
- 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:50,138 Будет казаться, словно ты, Ирвинг Б.,
- 00:48:50,222 --> 00:48:52,516 никогда не существовал,
- 00:48:52,599 --> 00:48:56,770 не сделал ни одного вздоха на этой Земле.
- 00:49:02,985 --> 00:49:08,615 Да последует милосердие Кира за тобой в вечную тьму.
- 00:49:13,829 --> 00:49:15,163 Действуй.
- 00:50:45,337 --> 00:50:47,339 Перевод субтитров: Дмитрий Трашков
- 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:36,203 Hello!
- 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,751 Hello!
- 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:50,592 Irving!
- 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,305 - It's me. I'm up here! - Mark!
- 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,140 Yeah!
- 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,225 Hey!
- 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:02,771 What's happening?
- 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:04,105 Where are we?
- 00:01:04,188 --> 00:01:06,400 I have no fucking idea,
- 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:10,904 but there's a path up the cliff right down there!
- 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,199 Do you want me to come up?
- 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:16,869 Well, yeah!
- 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:23,792 I'm on the ice. I'm on the fucking ice!
- 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,795 Maybe get off of it. Come on!
- 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,595 I'm coming!
- 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:43,020 I'm--
- 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,480 I'm coming!
- 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:46,773 Be careful!
- 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,706 It's very steep!
- 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:26,647 Irving.
- 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,524 Helly!
- 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:31,860 Where did you come from?
- 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:33,695 I don't know.
- 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,113 What are we doing out here?
- 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,324 Up here!
- 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:40,744 Follow my voice!
- 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:44,248 Mark!
- 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:49,962 Mark!
- 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,130 Up here!
- 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:56,844 Mark.
- 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,262 Hey!
- 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,346 Are you okay?
- 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:01,890 - Did you wake up on the ice too? - Yeah.
- 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:03,976 - What about you? - On the cliff.
- 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,687 Oh, my God.
- 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,358 - Is it you? - Of course it's us.
- 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:12,860 Holy shit!
- 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,612 Out-fucking-side.
- 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,575 Oh, my God. I mean, I knew there was no actual ceiling,
- 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:21,243 but this is fucking insane.
- 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:23,662 Hello?
- 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,832 Hello?
- 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:36,800 What is that?
- 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,231 <i>Good morning, Refiners.</i>
- 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:36,360 <i>This is Mr. Milchick from work, and I'm thrilled to welcome you</i>
- 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,529 <i>to your first ever</i>
- 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:42,991 <i>outdoor retreat and team-building occurrence.</i>
- 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:49,831 <i>This ORTBO is in response to your desire to see the outside world.</i>
- 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:51,959 <i>With your outies' blessings,</i>
- 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:56,088 <i>you will spend the next two calendar days walking the meadows,</i>
- 00:04:56,171 --> 00:05:01,593 <i>thickets, brambles and brooks that make up the Dieter Eagan National Forest.</i>
- 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,222 Who the fuck is Dieter Eagan?
- 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,226 <i>Dieter Eagan?</i>
- 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:12,896 <i>Some of you may be quietly yearning to learn more.</i>
- 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:17,860 <i>The truth you seek lies within the fourth appendix.</i>
- 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:23,365 <i>Kier dictated a fourth appendix in his final hours of life,</i>
- 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:28,287 <i>a text of such sanctity that it is forbidden upon the severed floor.</i>
- 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:32,416 <i>It's waiting for you in Scissor Cave,</i>
- 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:34,751 <i>the very same grotto</i>
- 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:38,839 <i>where Kier Eagan tamed the four tempers for the very first time.</i>
- 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,175 <i>And do remember,</i>
- 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:47,681 <i>"Stray not from Kier's path, lest you roil nature's wrath."</i>
- 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,060 <i>There will be help along the way.</i>
- 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,481 <i>Happy fortunes, MDR.</i>
- 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,325 Scissor Cave.
- 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,462 What the fuck is that?
- 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,974 He looks like Mark.
- 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:46,073 Milchick said there'd be help along the way.
- 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:50,077 I wouldn't trust a word out of that mountebank's mouth.
- 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,537 Not even televisually.
- 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:08,512 Not like we have a lot of other options right now, Irv.
- 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:49,298 Wait.
- 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,301 {\an8}"Chapter one.
- 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,514 {\an8}I was not born into this world alone.
- 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:42,518 The lodgings of my mother's womb I shared with another,
- 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,062 a twin brother who was called Dieter."
- 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,732 Kier had a twin?
- 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,486 That's what those things are.
- 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,279 Yeah.
- 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:59,952 "In infancy, he was my bosom friend. But as we blossomed into boyhood,
- 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:03,705 he beseeched me to take to the wood with him to live as paupers.
- 00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:08,168 My love for my twin unbalancing my judgment,
- 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:12,172 I acceded, and we ventured into the wood towards"…
- 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,968 "Woe's Hollow."
- 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:28,647 So, we're to walk in the brothers' footsteps.
- 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,780 {\an8}"He always crept like this at this hour.
- 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:41,243 {\an8}- Once concealed by flora, my brother"… - <i>…flora, my brother</i>
- 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,662 <i>unfastened himself.</i>
- 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:50,752 <i>The din of his fervor fell strangely into concert with the music of the wood.</i>
- 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,339 <i>His every thrust found rhythm</i>
- 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:57,259 - <i>with the trill of the crickets…</i> - …"trill of the crickets"…
- 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,928 - <i>…and the moaning of the wind…</i> - …"and the moaning of the wind"…
- 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:04,016 - <i>…and the snowfall's yearly thaw.</i> - …"and the snowfall's yearly thaw."
- 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:06,727 <i>Dieter became, on that night</i>
- 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:09,313 - <i>an instrument of nature…</i> - …"an instrument of nature"…
- 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,983 - <i>…and nature played Dieter…</i> - "and nature played Dieter with elegance.
- 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,320 I had no choice but to listen
- 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:20,449 as he spilt his lineage upon the soil."
- 00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:44,556 Now there's a me one.
- 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:29,810 You okay?
- 00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:32,104 Yeah.
- 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,065 I just wish I knew where we were going.
- 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,424 Fuck.
- 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:27,284 What were you and Helly talking about back there?
- 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,045 When?
- 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,673 I don't trust her.
- 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,969 I think she might be lying about what her outie saw.
- 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,804 Why would you think that?
- 00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:49,932 Night gardeners.
- 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,645 It's clear you do not have an objective perspective
- 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,021 due to your feelings for her.
- 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:59,191 My feelings for her have nothing to do with anything, okay--
- 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,130 What the fuck?
- 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,301 What is it?
- 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:28,220 I don't know.
- 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,015 Looks like a seal.
- 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,856 Why does it look so messed up?
- 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,443 I don't know. Maybe this is what dead things look like.
- 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,281 We should eat it.
- 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,283 Pardon me?
- 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,618 We don't know if there's food waiting at the hollow.
- 00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:54,955 We don't even know where we are.
- 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,915 They can't let anything happen to us.
- 00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:58,458 It's an ORTBO.
- 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:01,879 Outdoor retreat team-building occurrence. Right, Mark?
- 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,630 We don't know what this is.
- 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:07,593 - We don't know anything! - Irving, calm down.
- 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:12,139 We all know you had a bad experience the last time you were outside--
- 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,600 Who said I had a bad experience?
- 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:15,809 Oh, my God.
- 00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:19,646 What did you tell him, dumbass?
- 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:22,482 Nothing! What the fuck?
- 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,611 Let's just get to the hollow.
- 00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:22,041 Kier's twin was always with him.
- 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:27,047 That's why we provided the very same for each of you.
- 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,092 Fuck you all. I was right.
- 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,426 Mr. Milchick.
- 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,138 This is the tallest waterfall on the planet.
- 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:42,437 You have followed the path of Kier and Dieter, and reached Woe's Hollow.
- 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,482 You stand upon sacred earth.
- 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,069 We're starving, Mr. Milchick.
- 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:51,363 Are you?
- 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,492 I thought the waterfall's grandeur would satiate you.
- 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,123 I'm teasing, of course.
- 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,751 Lumon will always protect and provide.
- 00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:06,879 Right this way.
- 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:12,110 Miss Huang has been readying the grill for which we brought in copious luxury meats.
- 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:17,199 The fire will be used for marshmallows and a recital later.
- 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,994 The tents, as you can see, are MDR blue
- 00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:26,458 and the outhouse is stocked with four-ply washroom tissue.
- 00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:29,628 Wow.
- 00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,089 Wow, indeed, Helly R.
- 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:38,428 Also, for your comfort and safety, torches,
- 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:41,765 which can provide both a heat and a light source.
- 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,268 Double duty.
- 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,563 It's beautiful.
- 00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:51,233 Pretty cool, right?
- 00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:56,154 Yes, lovely.
- 00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:03,412 Irving?
- 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:04,913 Enter.
- 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:20,053 Made you a snow seal.
- 00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:28,979 In case you were hungry.
- 00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:32,608 Yeah.
- 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:38,614 I feel silly for suggesting we eat that animal.
- 00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:43,660 I suppose it sounded alarmist and paranoid.
- 00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:44,703 Irrational.
- 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:47,831 No. It was fine. We were all a little…
- 00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:55,756 Yeah.
- 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,683 What did you really see during the overtime contingency?
- 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:15,192 I told you.
- 00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:18,612 It's okay.
- 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,573 It won't change anything.
- 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,292 Irving.
- 00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:45,222 Okay.
- 00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:09,037 "Dieter lay unwashed in his bedroll,
- 00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:12,332 though the hollow's pool was primed for bathing.
- 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:15,335 We ate of the hare we'd caught
- 00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:19,381 and told each other rhyming jokes till our gullets ached.
- 00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:25,345 But at last, the thought tickling my mouth emerged.
- 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,224 'We must return to Father,' I said.
- 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,936 'But I promise to look after you in the ether mill.'
- 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:39,276 When at last a sound came from him, it was a bewailing whimper.
- 00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:44,990 He believed, I suppose, that we'd be woodland paupers forever.
- 00:22:48,911 --> 00:22:51,330 I was looking at him when his eye came out.
- 00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:53,749 It popped from the socket,
- 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:59,213 driven by a sudden torrent of pus from his skull.
- 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:04,801 And he reached up to grasp at his hair,
- 00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:09,389 which was suddenly moss that tore easily from his bleeding scalp."
- 00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:11,600 Good heavens.
- 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:15,854 "And as the pus from his eye thickened into sap,
- 00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:20,859 I turned from my gargling brother and walked to the pool of the hollow,
- 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:26,532 where I knew the waterfall would drown out my brother's cries."
- 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,409 That's actually really smart.
- 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:35,082 "And it was here that I first encountered the temper Woe,
- 00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:41,713 a gaunt bride, half the height of a natural woman.
- 00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:04,111 She spoke to me directly from her eyes and said,
- 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:06,738 'This is your doing.
- 00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:10,742 You suffered his wantonness.
- 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,162 Now he's no one's brother.
- 00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:17,499 Only chaos's whore.'"
- 00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:28,760 The end.
- 00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:38,645 Perhaps in the morning, we'll have time for the next chapter…
- 00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:42,524 "Kier and the Thieving Nanny."
- 00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:45,569 Creepy.
- 00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:51,283 Did his brother really die that way, Mr. Milchick?
- 00:24:54,745 --> 00:24:58,457 The handbook enriches our work with tales of the founder's life.
- 00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:01,710 Every word is truth.
- 00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:09,176 I'm sorry. Sorry.
- 00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:10,260 Helly.
- 00:25:12,596 --> 00:25:13,430 What?
- 00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:20,646 - Helly R.? - You guys…
- 00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:22,439 He melted, right?
- 00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:25,817 He turned into the forest because he masturbated.
- 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:31,365 I mean, seriously, that's actually the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
- 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:36,745 Right? He jerked off in front of his brother…
- 00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:40,415 and he got punished for it.
- 00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:43,043 Wha… You can't say that.
- 00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:45,921 - He just said it. - Wha… He did.
- 00:25:47,798 --> 00:25:49,424 I… It's…
- 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:54,555 You know, we often laugh at what we don't understand.
- 00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:02,729 The team I thought I knew would have processed more thoughtfully.
- 00:26:06,316 --> 00:26:07,317 Miss Huang.
- 00:26:11,405 --> 00:26:12,823 The marshmallows, please.
- 00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:24,001 Throw them in the fire.
- 00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:27,838 Mr. Milchick, come on.
- 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:30,632 Now, Miss Huang.
- 00:26:35,345 --> 00:26:37,347 - Oh, my… - Why?
- 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,602 Marshmallows are for team players, Dylan.
- 00:26:42,561 --> 00:26:44,354 They don't just hand them out.
- 00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:51,236 What?
- 00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:55,282 Good night.
- 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:05,751 Wow.
- 00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:08,295 Oh, my God.
- 00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:11,340 Hey, what do you think his dick turned into?
- 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:20,933 It isn't funny.
- 00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:23,852 I don't know. It's pretty funny.
- 00:27:23,936 --> 00:27:26,063 - Well, it's not. - Okay.
- 00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:28,941 And stop making goo-goo eyes at her.
- 00:27:31,568 --> 00:27:34,404 - I'm not. - Stop.
- 00:27:34,488 --> 00:27:35,489 "Goo-goo eyes"?
- 00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:40,077 Just tell us, Helly.
- 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:42,704 What?
- 00:27:42,788 --> 00:27:44,289 Come on. Tell us.
- 00:27:44,373 --> 00:27:45,874 Tell us what?
- 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,544 Just tell us about him.
- 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:50,921 Who?
- 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:55,342 The night gardener.
- 00:27:58,053 --> 00:27:59,555 Irv, come on.
- 00:28:00,305 --> 00:28:01,723 Did he have a flashlight?
- 00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:06,770 What was he wearing?
- 00:28:06,854 --> 00:28:08,188 What is your deal right now, dude?
- 00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:10,357 What color was his shirt?
- 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,193 Did he have on a vest?
- 00:28:14,695 --> 00:28:17,739 - A luminescent vest? Tell us… - Okay.
- 00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:19,700 - …exactly what he was wear-- - Irving. That's enough.
- 00:28:19,783 --> 00:28:21,660 - Enough? - Yeah.
- 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:24,496 Using your pupils to make love to her
- 00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:27,875 while your outie's wife rots away somewhere.
- 00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:29,084 Hey, shut up.
- 00:28:29,168 --> 00:28:30,711 Yeah. Fuck you, Irv.
- 00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:35,424 So it's three against one now, huh?
- 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,096 It's okay.
- 00:28:42,514 --> 00:28:45,851 We all know Irving's upset because he can't ever see Burt again.
- 00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:52,065 And he's really lonely.
- 00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:21,053 Hey, Irv.
- 00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:22,346 Fuck you all.
- 00:30:08,684 --> 00:30:11,645 Probably a carrot.
- 00:30:14,064 --> 00:30:15,065 What?
- 00:30:19,987 --> 00:30:21,238 Dieter's penis.
- 00:30:27,119 --> 00:30:30,455 Yeah, or some other root vegetable.
- 00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:49,725 That was mean of me…
- 00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:53,270 to say that to Irving.
- 00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:03,572 I mean, he kind of deserved it.
- 00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:13,332 And I can make goo-goo eyes at anyone I want.
- 00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:23,300 Are you okay?
- 00:31:29,139 --> 00:31:31,308 Sorry if I'm distracting you from…
- 00:31:34,186 --> 00:31:35,187 From what?
- 00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:42,194 From looking for your wife.
- 00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:47,991 Hey, it's okay.
- 00:31:48,951 --> 00:31:52,913 I know we'll find her, and you've already helped so much.
- 00:32:00,045 --> 00:32:01,046 I have?
- 00:32:01,964 --> 00:32:02,965 Yeah.
- 00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:09,304 Okay.
- 00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:58,247 Mr. Milchick!
- 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,126 Mr. Milchick!
- 00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:05,879 Miss Huang!
- 00:34:08,465 --> 00:34:10,132 Mr. Milchick!
- 00:34:17,099 --> 00:34:18,475 Miss Huang!
- 00:34:59,725 --> 00:35:01,518 Mr. Milchick!
- 00:36:23,392 --> 00:36:25,769 I didn't like who I was on the outside.
- 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:32,734 I was ashamed.
- 00:36:43,662 --> 00:36:44,663 Who were you?
- 00:37:00,345 --> 00:37:02,598 I don't care who you are out there.
- 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:07,060 I care who you are with me.
- 00:37:11,315 --> 00:37:12,316 That's all.
- 00:37:14,067 --> 00:37:15,235 Okay?
- 00:37:26,747 --> 00:37:27,748 Are you okay?
- 00:37:34,087 --> 00:37:35,088 What happened?
- 00:37:36,882 --> 00:37:38,050 Are you okay?
- 00:37:38,759 --> 00:37:39,760 Yeah.
- 00:37:43,722 --> 00:37:44,723 Okay.
- 00:41:32,201 --> 00:41:33,202 Helly?
- 00:41:35,454 --> 00:41:36,455 Helly?
- 00:41:38,832 --> 00:41:39,833 Hey, where's Helly?
- 00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:42,753 I don't know. Irv never came back last night, and he's not in his tent.
- 00:41:42,836 --> 00:41:43,921 What?
- 00:41:44,004 --> 00:41:45,172 Mr. Milchick?
- 00:41:46,131 --> 00:41:47,132 Helly!
- 00:41:47,216 --> 00:41:48,425 Mr. Milchick!
- 00:41:50,344 --> 00:41:51,345 Mark.
- 00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:55,432 Mark. Dylan, what's happened?
- 00:41:55,516 --> 00:41:56,934 Helly and Irv are missing.
- 00:41:57,017 --> 00:41:58,227 What the fuck is going on?
- 00:42:31,218 --> 00:42:32,469 Hey, kid.
- 00:42:34,638 --> 00:42:35,639 Irving.
- 00:42:40,477 --> 00:42:43,897 What are you doing down here?
- 00:42:49,278 --> 00:42:50,988 What are you doing down here?
- 00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:54,157 I slept outside.
- 00:42:55,617 --> 00:42:57,411 I almost froze to death.
- 00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:05,085 What you said to me last night,
- 00:43:06,253 --> 00:43:07,588 it was cruel.
- 00:43:11,341 --> 00:43:13,010 Helly was never cruel.
- 00:43:16,555 --> 00:43:17,598 I'm right here.
- 00:43:24,479 --> 00:43:26,523 So if you're not her…
- 00:43:28,817 --> 00:43:30,194 then who are you?
- 00:43:32,905 --> 00:43:36,950 Who would have the power to send their outie to the severed floor?
- 00:43:48,253 --> 00:43:49,254 I'm sorry.
- 00:43:51,089 --> 00:43:52,090 No! Irving!
- 00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:54,760 Mr. Milchick!
- 00:43:54,843 --> 00:43:57,054 - No. No! - Come on.
- 00:43:58,388 --> 00:44:01,350 - Irving. Stop. Irving, no. - Mr. Milchick!
- 00:44:01,433 --> 00:44:02,434 Please, stop.
- 00:44:03,435 --> 00:44:04,436 Help!
- 00:44:06,355 --> 00:44:08,023 - Mr. Milchick! - No!
- 00:44:13,153 --> 00:44:14,154 Irving?
- 00:44:14,655 --> 00:44:16,573 Mr. Milchick!
- 00:44:17,574 --> 00:44:18,575 Irving!
- 00:44:20,202 --> 00:44:21,703 Mr. Milchick!
- 00:44:21,787 --> 00:44:23,872 - Come! - Mark!
- 00:44:24,623 --> 00:44:25,874 Mr. Milchick!
- 00:44:28,001 --> 00:44:29,837 Mr. Milchick!
- 00:44:30,379 --> 00:44:32,089 - Mark! - Helly!
- 00:44:32,172 --> 00:44:34,758 - Turn her back, Mr. Milchick! - Help!
- 00:44:34,842 --> 00:44:35,843 What are you doing, man?
- 00:44:35,926 --> 00:44:39,012 - Turn her back! - Irv, what the fuck?
- 00:44:39,596 --> 00:44:41,640 She's an outie!
- 00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:44,226 - Hey! Irving, stop it! - Hey! Irv, cut it out!
- 00:44:44,309 --> 00:44:46,478 - Stop! - She's been an outie the whole time,
- 00:44:46,562 --> 00:44:48,063 ever since she came back!
- 00:44:48,146 --> 00:44:51,775 - Irving, you stop now! - Stop it!
- 00:44:51,859 --> 00:44:53,443 Irving, stop this!
- 00:44:53,527 --> 00:44:55,404 She's a fucking mole!
- 00:44:55,487 --> 00:44:56,905 What are you doing?
- 00:44:56,989 --> 00:44:59,032 - Irving! - I'm gonna kill her, Mr. Milchick!
- 00:45:00,492 --> 00:45:02,411 Irving! Irving!
- 00:45:03,287 --> 00:45:06,123 Stop! Stop this!
- 00:45:07,082 --> 00:45:08,208 She's not Helly!
- 00:45:08,292 --> 00:45:09,710 She's an Eagan!
- 00:45:10,294 --> 00:45:13,964 Turn her back, Mr. Milchick! Turn her back!
- 00:45:14,047 --> 00:45:16,091 Goddamn it, Seth, do it!
- 00:45:16,175 --> 00:45:19,344 Yes! Do it, Seth!
- 00:45:21,763 --> 00:45:23,182 Hey!
- 00:45:29,188 --> 00:45:32,232 It's Milchick. Remove the Glasgow block now.
- 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,196 Now!
- 00:45:48,957 --> 00:45:49,958 I'm sorry.
- 00:45:51,126 --> 00:45:53,378 I'm so sorry, Helly.
- 00:45:55,339 --> 00:45:56,757 What's happening?
- 00:46:01,637 --> 00:46:02,679 Helly!
- 00:46:10,938 --> 00:46:12,105 I'm sorry, Helly.
- 00:46:18,237 --> 00:46:21,156 Irving B., stand.
- 00:46:26,036 --> 00:46:29,540 You have threatened collegial murder in the pond of Woe's Hollow.
- 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:34,378 For this, there can be no penalty but immediate and permanent dismissal.
- 00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:39,258 There shall be no formal valediction, catered or otherwise.
- 00:46:40,384 --> 00:46:42,678 Your outie will be notified forthwith.
- 00:46:44,346 --> 00:46:48,141 Irv! I'm sorry!
- 00:46:48,225 --> 00:46:49,810 I should have listened!
- 00:46:51,436 --> 00:46:55,107 It's okay. It's all okay.
- 00:46:58,318 --> 00:47:01,488 Just remember, hang in there.
- 00:47:03,365 --> 00:47:05,826 Please refrain from any further speech,
- 00:47:05,909 --> 00:47:09,872 as you are no longer authorized to consort with any severed employee,
- 00:47:09,955 --> 00:47:11,290 nor they with you.
- 00:47:11,373 --> 00:47:13,333 Leave him alone!
- 00:47:13,834 --> 00:47:15,919 Turn around!
- 00:47:23,218 --> 00:47:25,512 Leave him alone!
- 00:47:56,460 --> 00:47:58,295 Walk into the forest.
- 00:48:30,410 --> 00:48:32,329 Your workspace will be cleared
- 00:48:32,412 --> 00:48:35,958 and any personal items discarded.
- 00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:40,546 Your file, including any and all professional interactions
- 00:48:40,629 --> 00:48:41,964 and personal relations,
- 00:48:42,047 --> 00:48:45,759 will be purged and destroyed.
- 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:50,138 It will be as if you, Irving B.,
- 00:48:50,222 --> 00:48:52,516 never even existed
- 00:48:52,599 --> 00:48:56,770 nor drew a single breath upon this Earth.
- 00:49:02,985 --> 00:49:08,615 May Kier's mercy follow you into the eternal dark.
- 00:49:13,829 --> 00:49:15,163 Now.
- 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:36,203 Эй!
- 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,751 Ау!
- 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:50,592 Ирвинг!
- 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,305 - Это я. Я здесь! - Марк!
- 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,140 Да!
- 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,225 Эй!
- 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:02,771 Что происходит?
- 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:04,105 Где мы?
- 00:01:04,188 --> 00:01:06,400 Понятия не имею,
- 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:10,904 но внизу есть тропа, которая ведет на вершину утеса!
- 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,199 Хочешь, чтобы я поднялся?
- 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:16,869 Ну да!
- 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:23,792 Тут везде лед. Тут гребаный лед!
- 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,795 Так уходи оттуда. Живее!
- 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,595 Я иду!
- 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:43,020 Я…
- 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,480 Я иду!
- 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:46,773 Осторожно!
- 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,706 Подъем очень крутой!
- 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:26,647 Ирвинг.
- 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,524 Хелли!
- 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:31,860 А ты откуда взялась?
- 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:33,695 Я не знаю.
- 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,113 Что мы тут делаем?
- 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,324 Я здесь!
- 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:40,744 Идите на мой голос!
- 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:44,248 Марк!
- 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:49,962 Марк!
- 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,130 Я здесь!
- 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:56,844 Марк.
- 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,262 Привет!
- 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,346 Как вы?
- 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:01,890 - Ты тоже очнулся на льду? - Да.
- 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:03,976 - А ты? - На утесе.
- 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,687 Боже мой.
- 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,358 - Это вы? - Кто же еще?
- 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:12,860 Вот жесть!
- 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,612 Мы снаружи, мать вашу!
- 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,575 Боже. Я, конечно, знал, что в небе нет никакого потолка,
- 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:21,243 но это просто безумие.
- 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:23,662 Ау?
- 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,832 Эй!
- 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:36,800 Что это?
- 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,892 ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ ВОСПРОИЗВЕСТИ
- 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,231 <i>Доброе утро, обработчики.</i>
- 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:37,444 <i>Это мистер Милчик с работы, и я рад приветствовать вас на вашем первом…</i>
- 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:38,529 «ЛЮМОН»
- 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:42,991 <i>…командном мероприятии-ретрите на открытом воздухе.</i>
- 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:49,831 <i>Это КМРОВ проводится в связи с вашим желанием увидеть внешний мир.</i>
- 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:51,959 <i>С согласия ваших экстр</i>
- 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:56,088 <i>вы проведете следующие два календарных дня, гуляя по лугам,</i>
- 00:04:56,171 --> 00:05:01,593 <i>чащобам, рощам и ручьям в Лесном заповеднике им. Дитера Эгана.</i>
- 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,222 Что за Дитер, мать его, Эган?
- 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,226 <i>Дитер Эган?</i>
- 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:12,896 <i>Вы, вероятно, втайне жаждете узнать больше.</i>
- 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:17,860 <i>Истина, к которой вы стремитесь, заключена в четвертом приложении.</i>
- 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:23,365 <i>Кир диктовал четвертое приложение в последние часы своей жизни.</i>
- 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:28,287 <i>Эти строки настолько священны, что они запрещены на разделенном этаже.</i>
- 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:32,416 <i>Они ждут вас в пещере Ножниц,</i>
- 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:34,751 <i>в том самом гроте,</i>
- 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:38,839 <i>в котором Кир Эган впервые приручил четыре пыла.</i>
- 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,175 <i>И помните:</i>
- 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:47,681 <i>«Лучше путем Кира ступать, чтоб гнев природы не испытать».</i>
- 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,060 <i>В пути вам будут помогать.</i>
- 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,481 <i>Да пребудет с вами фортуна, ОМД.</i>
- 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,325 Пещера Ножниц.
- 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,462 А это что за хрень?
- 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,974 Он похож на Марка.
- 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:46,073 Милчик сказал, что в пути нам будут помогать.
- 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:50,077 Я бы не стал верить ни единому слову этого шарлатана.
- 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,537 Даже по телевизору.
- 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:08,512 Но сейчас у нас нет другого выбора, Ирв.
- 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:30,701 РАЗДЕЛЕНИЕ
- 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:49,298 Постойте.
- 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:32,132 ДИТЕРУ.
- 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,301 {\an8}«Глава первая.
- 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,514 {\an8}Я пришел в этот мир не один.
- 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:42,518 Я делил чрево матери с другим,
- 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,062 моим братом-близнецом Дитером».
- 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,732 У Кира был брат-близнец?
- 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,486 Так вот кто эти фигуры.
- 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,279 Да.
- 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:59,952 «В детстве мы были лучшими друзьями. Но в пору отрочества
- 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:03,705 он уговорил меня отправиться в лес и стать отшельниками.
- 00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:08,168 Моя любовь к брату затуманила мой разум,
- 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:12,172 я поддался на уговоры, и мы направились к лесу…»
- 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:13,632 {\an8}ЛОЩИНА ПЕЧАЛИ
- 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,968 «…В Лощину Печали».
- 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,346 {\an8}«ПУТЬ К ЛОЩИНЕ ПЕЧАЛИ»
- 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:28,647 Значит, мы должны пойти по стопам братьев.
- 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,780 {\an8}«Он всегда ускользал в это время.
- 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:41,243 {\an8}- На лоне природы мой брат…» - <i>…мой брат</i>
- 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,662 <i>избавился от одежд.</i>
- 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:50,752 <i>Его запалу таинственным образом вторила музыка леса.</i>
- 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,339 <i>Каждое его движение отзывалось</i>
- 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:57,259 - <i>трелью сверчков…</i> - «…трелью сверчков…»
- 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,928 - <i>…и стонами ветра…</i> - «…и стонами ветра…»
- 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:04,016 - <i>…и таянием снегов.</i> - «…и таянием снегов».
- 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:06,727 <i>Той ночью Дитер наигрывал…</i>
- 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:09,313 - <i>…мелодию природы…</i> - «…мелодию природы…»
- 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,983 - <i>…и Дитер был изящным…</i> - «…музыкальным инструментом в ее руках.
- 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,320 Мне оставалось лишь слушать,
- 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:20,449 как он излил свое естество на почву».
- 00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:44,556 А вот и я.
- 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:29,810 Всё хорошо?
- 00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:32,104 Да.
- 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,065 Но хотелось бы знать, куда мы идем.
- 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,424 Жесть.
- 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:27,284 О чём вы там с Хелли разговаривали?
- 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,045 Когда?
- 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,673 Я ей не доверяю.
- 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,969 Думаю, она врет о том, что видела ее экстра.
- 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,804 С чего ты взял?
- 00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:49,932 Ночные садовники?
- 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:56,021 Очевидно, что твои суждения субъективны, ведь у тебя к ней чувства.
- 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:59,191 Мои чувства к ней тут ни при чём, ясно…
- 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,130 Какого хрена?
- 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,301 Что это?
- 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:28,220 Не знаю.
- 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,015 Похоже, это тюлень.
- 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,856 Почему он так жутко выглядит?
- 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,443 Не знаю. Может, так выглядят мертвые животные?
- 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,281 Нужно его съесть.
- 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,283 Что, прости?
- 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,618 Неизвестно, есть ли в лощине еда.
- 00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:54,955 Мы даже не знаем, где находимся.
- 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:58,458 Они не позволят, чтобы с нами что-то случилось. Это КМРОВ.
- 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:01,879 Командное мероприятие-ретрит на открытом воздухе. Так, Марк?
- 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,630 Мы не знаем, что это.
- 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:07,593 - Мы ничего не знаем! - Ирвинг, успокойся.
- 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:12,139 Мы знаем, что тебе не повезло, когда ты был снаружи в тот раз…
- 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,600 Кто это тебе сказал?
- 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:15,809 Боже.
- 00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:19,646 Что ты ему сказал, тупица?
- 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:22,482 Ничего! Какого чёрта?
- 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,611 Пойдемте уже к лощине.
- 00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:22,041 Близнец Кира всегда был с ним.
- 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:27,047 И мы позаботились о близнеце для каждого из вас.
- 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,092 Пошли вы все. Я был прав.
- 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,426 Мистер Милчик.
- 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,138 Это самый высокий водопад на планете.
- 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:42,437 Вы следовали путем Кира и Дитера и достигли Лощины Печали.
- 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,482 Вы стоите на священной земле.
- 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,069 Мы умираем с голоду, м-р Милчик.
- 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:51,363 Правда?
- 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,492 Я думал, величие водопада насытит вас.
- 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,123 Шучу, конечно.
- 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,751 «Люмон» всегда защитит и поддержит.
- 00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:06,879 Прошу за мной.
- 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:12,110 Мисс Хуан занималась грилем, для которого мы приготовили экзотическое мясо.
- 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:17,199 Потом пожарим зефирки и проведем сеанс чтения у костра.
- 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,994 Как видите, палатки синие, цвета вашего отдела,
- 00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:26,458 а в туалете вы найдете четырехслойную бумагу.
- 00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:29,628 Ого.
- 00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,089 Точно подмечено, Хелли Р.
- 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:38,428 А вот факелы для вашего удобства и безопасности.
- 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:41,765 Послужат источником не только света, но и тепла.
- 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,268 Двойное назначение.
- 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,563 Красота.
- 00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:51,233 Здорово, правда?
- 00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:56,154 Да, мило.
- 00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:03,412 Ирвинг?
- 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:04,913 Входи.
- 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:20,053 Сделала тебе тюленя из снега.
- 00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:28,979 Вдруг ты проголодался.
- 00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:32,608 Да уж.
- 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:38,614 Глупо было предлагать съесть то животное.
- 00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:43,660 Боюсь, я показался паникером и параноиком.
- 00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:44,703 Не думал здраво.
- 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:47,831 Нет, всё хорошо. Мы все немного…
- 00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:55,756 Да.
- 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,683 Что ты действительно видела во время сверхурочного режима?
- 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:15,192 Я уже сказала.
- 00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:18,612 Всё хорошо.
- 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,573 Это ничего не изменит.
- 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,292 Ирвинг.
- 00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:45,222 Ладно.
- 00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:09,037 «Дитер лежал в спальном мешке, немытый,
- 00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:12,332 хотя пруд в лощине был идеален для купания.
- 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:15,335 Мы отужинали зайцем, которого поймали,
- 00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:19,381 и смеялись до колик, обмениваясь рифмованными шутками.
- 00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:25,345 Но я всё же высказал мысль, вертевшуюся у меня на языке.
- 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,224 "Мы должны вернуться к отцу", - сказал я.
- 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,936 "Я обещаю заботиться о тебе на фабрике эфира".
- 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:39,276 Когда он наконец издал звук, это был горестный стон.
- 00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:44,990 Думаю, он надеялся, что мы навеки останемся в лесу.
- 00:22:48,911 --> 00:22:51,330 Я смотрел на него, когда у него выпал глаз.
- 00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:53,749 Он выскочил из глазницы,
- 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:59,213 выдавленный внезапным потоком гноя из его черепа.
- 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:04,801 Он попытался схватить себя за волосы,
- 00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:09,389 превратившиеся в мох, который легко сходил с его кровоточащего скальпа».
- 00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:11,600 Святые угодники.
- 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:15,854 «Когда гной из глаза сгустился, став древесным соком,
- 00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:20,859 я отвернулся от задыхающегося брата и подошел к пруду в лощине,
- 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:26,532 где крики моего брата мог заглушить шум водопада».
- 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,409 А хорошо придумал.
- 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:35,082 «Именно здесь я впервые встретил Печаль,
- 00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:41,713 тощую невесту, ростом в два раза ниже обычной женщины.
- 00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:04,111 Она беседовала со мной одними глазами и сказала:
- 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:06,738 "Это твоих рук дело.
- 00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:10,742 Ты потакал его капризам.
- 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,162 Теперь он ничей брат.
- 00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:17,499 А лишь шлюха хаоса"».
- 00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:28,760 Конец.
- 00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:38,645 Возможно, утром у нас будет время на следующую главу…
- 00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:40,189 ГЛАВА 2
- 00:24:40,272 --> 00:24:42,524 …«Кир и нянька-воровка».
- 00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:45,569 Жутко.
- 00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:51,283 Его брат правда так умер, мистер Милчик?
- 00:24:54,745 --> 00:24:58,457 Эта книга обогащает нашу работу рассказами из жизни основателя.
- 00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:01,710 Каждое слово в ней правда.
- 00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:09,176 Простите. Простите.
- 00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:10,260 Хелли.
- 00:25:12,596 --> 00:25:13,430 Что?
- 00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:20,646 - Хелли Р.? - Ребята…
- 00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:22,439 Он растаял, так?
- 00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:25,817 Он стал частью леса, потому что мастурбировал.
- 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:31,365 Ну правда, глупее ничего в жизни не слышала.
- 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:36,745 Ведь так? Он подрочил перед своим братом…
- 00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:40,415 И за это его наказали.
- 00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:43,043 Что… Нельзя так говорить.
- 00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:45,921 - Он сам это сказал. - И правда.
- 00:25:47,798 --> 00:25:49,424 Я… Это…
- 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:54,555 Мы часто смеемся над тем, чего не понимаем.
- 00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:02,729 Я думал, вы будете более рассудительны.
- 00:26:06,316 --> 00:26:07,317 Мисс Хуан.
- 00:26:11,405 --> 00:26:12,823 Зефирки, пожалуйста.
- 00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:24,001 Брось их в огонь.
- 00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:27,838 Мистер Милчик, вы чего?
- 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:30,632 Ну же, мисс Хуан.
- 00:26:35,345 --> 00:26:37,347 - Боже… - За что?
- 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,602 Они для тех, кто умеет работать в команде, Дилан.
- 00:26:42,561 --> 00:26:44,354 Их не раздают просто так.
- 00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:51,236 Что?
- 00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:55,282 Спокойной ночи.
- 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:05,751 Офигеть.
- 00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:08,295 Боже.
- 00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:11,340 Как думаете, во что превратился его член?
- 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:20,933 Не смешно.
- 00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:23,852 Ну не знаю. Забавно.
- 00:27:23,936 --> 00:27:26,063 - Вовсе нет. - Ладно.
- 00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:28,941 И хватит так на нее пялиться.
- 00:27:31,568 --> 00:27:34,404 - Я не пялюсь. - Прекрати.
- 00:27:34,488 --> 00:27:35,489 «Пялиться»?
- 00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:40,077 Просто скажи нам, Хелли.
- 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:42,704 Что?
- 00:27:42,788 --> 00:27:44,289 Ну же. Скажи.
- 00:27:44,373 --> 00:27:45,874 Что сказать?
- 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,544 Расскажи нам о нём.
- 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:50,921 О ком?
- 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:55,342 О ночном садовнике.
- 00:27:58,053 --> 00:27:59,555 Ирв, хватит уже.
- 00:28:00,305 --> 00:28:01,723 У него был фонарик?
- 00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:06,770 Во что он был одет?
- 00:28:06,854 --> 00:28:08,188 Чего ты взъелся, мужик?
- 00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:10,357 Какого цвета была его рубашка?
- 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,193 А жилет у него был?
- 00:28:14,695 --> 00:28:17,739 - Светоотражающий жилет? Скажи… - Ладно.
- 00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:19,700 - …во что он… - Ирвинг. Хватит уже.
- 00:28:19,783 --> 00:28:21,660 - Хватит? - Да.
- 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:24,496 Ты ее глазами раздеваешь,
- 00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:27,875 пока жена твоего экстры чахнет где-то.
- 00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:29,084 Эй, заткнись.
- 00:28:29,168 --> 00:28:30,711 Да. Пошел ты, Ирв.
- 00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:35,424 Трое на одного, значит, да?
- 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,096 Всё хорошо.
- 00:28:42,514 --> 00:28:45,851 Мы все знаем, что Ирвинг расстроен, потому что больше не увидит Бёрта.
- 00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:52,065 И ему очень одиноко.
- 00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:21,053 Эй, Ирв.
- 00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:22,346 Да пошли вы все.
- 00:30:08,684 --> 00:30:11,645 Морковка, наверное.
- 00:30:14,064 --> 00:30:15,065 Что?
- 00:30:19,987 --> 00:30:21,238 Член Дитера.
- 00:30:27,119 --> 00:30:30,455 Да. Или еще какой корнеплод.
- 00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:49,725 Зря я так…
- 00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:53,270 …с Ирвингом.
- 00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:03,572 Но он вроде это заслужил.
- 00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:13,332 И я могу пялиться на кого угодно.
- 00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:23,300 Ты как?
- 00:31:29,139 --> 00:31:31,308 Прости, если я отвлекаю тебя от…
- 00:31:34,186 --> 00:31:35,187 От чего?
- 00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:42,194 От поисков твоей жены.
- 00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:47,991 Да всё нормально.
- 00:31:48,951 --> 00:31:52,913 Я знаю, мы найдем ее, а ты и так уже очень помогла.
- 00:32:00,045 --> 00:32:01,046 Правда?
- 00:32:01,964 --> 00:32:02,965 Да.
- 00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:09,304 Ну ладно.
- 00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:58,247 Мистер Милчик!
- 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,126 Мистер Милчик!
- 00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:05,879 Мисс Хуан!
- 00:34:08,465 --> 00:34:10,132 Мистер Милчик!
- 00:34:17,099 --> 00:34:18,475 Мисс Хуан!
- 00:34:59,725 --> 00:35:01,518 Мистер Милчик!
- 00:36:23,392 --> 00:36:25,769 Мне не понравилось, кем я была там.
- 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:32,734 Мне было стыдно.
- 00:36:43,662 --> 00:36:44,663 Кем ты была?
- 00:37:00,345 --> 00:37:02,598 Мне всё равно, кто ты там, снаружи.
- 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:07,060 Главное, кто ты здесь, со мной.
- 00:37:11,315 --> 00:37:12,316 Вот и всё.
- 00:37:14,067 --> 00:37:15,235 Слышишь?
- 00:37:26,747 --> 00:37:27,748 Всё хорошо?
- 00:37:34,087 --> 00:37:35,088 Что случилось?
- 00:37:36,882 --> 00:37:38,050 Всё хорошо?
- 00:37:38,759 --> 00:37:39,760 Да.
- 00:37:43,722 --> 00:37:44,723 Ну ладно.
- 00:39:45,677 --> 00:39:48,013 МОНТОК 3% ЗАВЕРШЕНО «ЛЮМОН»
- 00:41:32,201 --> 00:41:33,202 Хелли?
- 00:41:35,454 --> 00:41:36,455 Хелли?
- 00:41:38,832 --> 00:41:39,833 А где Хелли?
- 00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:42,753 Не знаю. Ирв вчера так и не вернулся, и в палатке его нет.
- 00:41:42,836 --> 00:41:43,921 Что?
- 00:41:44,004 --> 00:41:45,172 Мистер Милчик?
- 00:41:46,131 --> 00:41:47,132 Хелли!
- 00:41:47,216 --> 00:41:48,425 Мистер Милчик!
- 00:41:50,344 --> 00:41:51,345 Марк.
- 00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:55,432 Марк. Дилан, что случилось?
- 00:41:55,516 --> 00:41:58,227 - Хелли и Ирв пропали. - Какого хрена тут происходит?
- 00:42:31,218 --> 00:42:32,469 Привет, малышка.
- 00:42:34,638 --> 00:42:35,639 Ирвинг.
- 00:42:40,477 --> 00:42:43,897 Что ты тут делаешь?
- 00:42:49,278 --> 00:42:50,988 А ты что тут делаешь?
- 00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:54,157 Я спал снаружи.
- 00:42:55,617 --> 00:42:57,411 Чуть не околел.
- 00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:05,085 То, что ты вчера мне сказала,
- 00:43:06,253 --> 00:43:07,588 было жестоко.
- 00:43:11,341 --> 00:43:13,010 Хелли никогда не была жестока.
- 00:43:16,555 --> 00:43:17,598 Но я здесь.
- 00:43:24,479 --> 00:43:26,523 Но если ты не она…
- 00:43:28,817 --> 00:43:30,194 …то кто ты?
- 00:43:32,905 --> 00:43:36,950 Кто имеет возможность отправить свою экстру на разделенный этаж?
- 00:43:48,253 --> 00:43:49,254 Прости.
- 00:43:51,089 --> 00:43:52,090 Нет! Ирвинг!
- 00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:54,760 Мистер Милчик!
- 00:43:54,843 --> 00:43:57,054 - Нет. - Ну же.
- 00:43:58,388 --> 00:44:01,350 - Ирвинг. Хватит. Ирвинг, нет. - Мистер Милчик!
- 00:44:01,433 --> 00:44:02,434 Хватит, прошу.
- 00:44:03,435 --> 00:44:04,436 На помощь!
- 00:44:06,355 --> 00:44:08,023 - Мистер Милчик! - Нет!
- 00:44:13,153 --> 00:44:14,154 Ирвинг?
- 00:44:14,655 --> 00:44:16,573 Мистер Милчик!
- 00:44:17,574 --> 00:44:18,575 Ирвинг!
- 00:44:20,202 --> 00:44:21,703 Мистер Милчик!
- 00:44:21,787 --> 00:44:23,872 - Сюда. - Марк!
- 00:44:24,623 --> 00:44:25,874 Мистер Милчик!
- 00:44:28,001 --> 00:44:29,837 Мистер Милчик!
- 00:44:30,379 --> 00:44:32,089 - Марк! - Хелли!
- 00:44:32,172 --> 00:44:34,758 - Верните ее, мистер Милчик! - Помогите!
- 00:44:34,842 --> 00:44:35,843 Что ты делаешь, мужик?
- 00:44:35,926 --> 00:44:39,012 - Верните ее! - Ирв, какого хрена?
- 00:44:39,596 --> 00:44:41,640 Она экстра!
- 00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:44,226 - Эй! Ирвинг, хватит! - Эй! Ирв, прекрати!
- 00:44:44,309 --> 00:44:46,478 - Перестань! - Она была экстрой с тех пор,
- 00:44:46,562 --> 00:44:48,063 как вернулась сюда!
- 00:44:48,146 --> 00:44:51,775 - Ирвинг, прекрати немедленно! - Остановись!
- 00:44:51,859 --> 00:44:53,443 Ирвинг, прекрати!
- 00:44:53,527 --> 00:44:55,404 Она чертов крот!
- 00:44:55,487 --> 00:44:56,905 Что ты делаешь?
- 00:44:56,989 --> 00:44:59,032 - Ирвинг! - Я убью ее, мистер Милчик!
- 00:45:00,492 --> 00:45:02,411 Эй! Ирвинг!
- 00:45:03,287 --> 00:45:06,123 Перестань! Нет!
- 00:45:07,082 --> 00:45:08,208 Она не Хелли!
- 00:45:08,292 --> 00:45:09,710 Она из Эганов!
- 00:45:10,294 --> 00:45:13,964 Верните ее, мистер Милчик! Верните!
- 00:45:14,047 --> 00:45:16,091 Чёрт побери, Сэт, сделай это!
- 00:45:16,175 --> 00:45:19,344 Да! Сделай это, Сэт!
- 00:45:21,763 --> 00:45:23,182 Эй!
- 00:45:29,188 --> 00:45:32,232 Это Милчик. Немедленно убрать блок Глазго.
- 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,196 Живо!
- 00:45:48,957 --> 00:45:49,958 Прости.
- 00:45:51,126 --> 00:45:53,378 Мне так жаль, Хелли.
- 00:45:55,339 --> 00:45:56,757 Что происходит?
- 00:46:01,637 --> 00:46:02,679 Хелли!
- 00:46:10,938 --> 00:46:12,105 Прости меня, Хелли.
- 00:46:18,237 --> 00:46:21,156 Ирвинг Б., встань.
- 00:46:26,036 --> 00:46:29,540 Ты угрожал коллеге убийством в водах пруда Лощины Печали.
- 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:34,378 Единственное возможное наказание - немедленное и окончательное отстранение.
- 00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:39,258 Церемонии прощания и фуршета не будет.
- 00:46:40,384 --> 00:46:42,678 Твой экстра узнает обо всём незамедлительно.
- 00:46:44,346 --> 00:46:48,141 Ирв! Прости!
- 00:46:48,225 --> 00:46:49,810 Зря я тебя не послушал!
- 00:46:51,436 --> 00:46:55,107 Всё хорошо. Всё замечательно.
- 00:46:58,318 --> 00:47:01,488 Помни. Держись.
- 00:47:03,365 --> 00:47:05,826 Прошу воздержаться от речей,
- 00:47:05,909 --> 00:47:09,872 так как тебе больше не разрешено общаться с разделенными служащими,
- 00:47:09,955 --> 00:47:11,290 как и им с тобой.
- 00:47:11,373 --> 00:47:13,333 Отстаньте от него!
- 00:47:13,834 --> 00:47:15,919 Обернись!
- 00:47:23,218 --> 00:47:25,512 Оставьте его в покое!
- 00:47:56,460 --> 00:47:58,295 Ступай в лес.
- 00:48:30,410 --> 00:48:32,329 Твой письменный стол освободят,
- 00:48:32,412 --> 00:48:35,958 а все личные вещи выкинут.
- 00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:41,964 Твои документы и все твои контакты, как рабочие, так и личные,
- 00:48:42,047 --> 00:48:45,759 будут полностью уничтожены.
- 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:50,138 Будет казаться, словно ты, Ирвинг Б.,
- 00:48:50,222 --> 00:48:52,516 никогда не существовал,
- 00:48:52,599 --> 00:48:56,770 не сделал ни одного вздоха на этой Земле.
- 00:49:02,985 --> 00:49:08,615 Да последует милосердие Кира за тобой в вечную тьму.
- 00:49:13,829 --> 00:49:15,163 Действуй.
- 00:50:45,337 --> 00:50:47,339 Перевод субтитров: Дмитрий Трашков
- 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:14,765 [elevator bell dings]
- 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,519 [wind howling]
- 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:36,203 [Irving echoing] Hello!
- 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,751 Hello!
- 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:50,592 [Mark] Irving!
- 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,305 - It's me. I'm up here! - Mark!
- 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,140 [Mark] Yeah!
- 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,225 Hey!
- 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:02,771 [stammers] What's happening?
- 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:04,105 Where are we?
- 00:01:04,188 --> 00:01:06,400 [Mark] I have no fucking idea,
- 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:10,904 but there's a path up the cliff right down there!
- 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,199 [Irving] Do you want me to come up?
- 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:16,869 [Mark] Well, yeah!
- 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:22,040 [Irving] I'm on… [groans] I'm on the ice.
- 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:23,792 I'm on the fucking ice!
- 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,795 [Mark] Maybe get off of it. Come on!
- 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,595 [Irving] I'm coming!
- 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,347 [groaning, panting]
- 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,224 [ice crackling]
- 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:42,477 [grunts] I'm--
- 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,480 I'm coming!
- 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:46,773 Be careful!
- 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:53,322 [Irving groans, panting]
- 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,706 [Mark] It's very steep!
- 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:08,169 [grunting, panting]
- 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,807 [grunts]
- 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,560 [pants, sniffs]
- 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:26,480 - [grunts, sighs] - [Helly] Irving.
- 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,524 [Irving] Helly!
- 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:31,860 Where did you come from?
- 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:33,695 I don't know.
- 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,113 What are we doing out here?
- 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,324 [Mark] Up here!
- 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:40,744 Follow my voice!
- 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:44,248 Mark!
- 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,167 [Irving grunting]
- 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:49,962 Mark!
- 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,130 [Mark] Up here!
- 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:56,844 [Irving] Mark.
- 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,262 [Mark] Hey!
- 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,346 Are you okay?
- 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:01,890 - Did you wake up on the ice too? - Yeah.
- 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:04,226 - What about you? - On the cliff.
- 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:09,064 - [Dylan screams, grunting] - [Irving] Oh, my God.
- 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,358 - Is it you? - [Helly] Of course it's us.
- 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:12,860 Holy shit!
- 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,612 Out-fucking-side.
- 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,575 Oh, my God. I mean, I knew there was no actual ceiling,
- 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:21,243 but this is fucking insane.
- 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:23,662 Hello?
- 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,832 Hello?
- 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:32,212 [electronic Kier hymn playing]
- 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:36,800 [Mark] What is that?
- 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,686 [music continues]
- 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:27,976 [music stops]
- 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,231 <i>Good morning, Refiners.</i>
- 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:36,360 <i>This is Mr. Milchick from work, and I'm thrilled to welcome you</i>
- 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,529 <i>to your first ever</i>
- 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:42,991 <i>outdoor retreat and team-building occurrence.</i>
- 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:49,831 <i>This ORTBO is in response to your desire to see the outside world.</i>
- 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:51,959 <i>With your outies' blessings,</i>
- 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:56,088 <i>you will spend the next two calendar days walking the meadows,</i>
- 00:04:56,171 --> 00:05:01,593 <i>thickets, brambles and brooks that make up the Dieter Eagan National Forest.</i>
- 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,222 Who the fuck is Dieter Eagan?
- 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,226 <i>Dieter Eagan?</i>
- 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:12,896 <i>Some of you may be quietly yearning to learn more.</i>
- 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:17,860 <i>The truth you seek lies within the fourth appendix.</i>
- 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:23,365 <i>Kier dictated a fourth appendix in his final hours of life,</i>
- 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:28,287 <i>a text of such sanctity that it is forbidden upon the severed floor.</i>
- 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:32,416 <i>It's waiting for you in Scissor Cave,</i>
- 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:34,751 <i>the very same grotto</i>
- 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:38,839 <i>where Kier Eagan tamed the four tempers for the very first time.</i>
- 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,175 <i>And do remember,</i>
- 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:47,681 <i>"Stray not from Kier's path, lest you roil nature's wrath."</i>
- 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,060 <i>There will be help along the way.</i>
- 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,481 <i>Happy fortunes, MDR.</i>
- 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:58,692 [beeps]
- 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,325 Scissor Cave.
- 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,462 What the fuck is that?
- 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,974 He looks like Mark.
- 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:46,073 Milchick said there'd be help along the way.
- 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:50,077 I wouldn't trust a word out of that mountebank's mouth.
- 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,537 Not even televisually.
- 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:08,512 Not like we have a lot of other options right now, Irv.
- 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:15,848 [sighs]
- 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:49,298 Wait.
- 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,301 {\an8}[Helly] "Chapter one.
- 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,514 {\an8}I was not born into this world alone.
- 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:42,518 The lodgings of my mother's womb I shared with another,
- 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,062 a twin brother who was called Dieter."
- 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,732 Kier had a twin?
- 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,486 That's what those things are.
- 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,279 [Irving] Yeah.
- 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:59,952 "In infancy, he was my bosom friend. But as we blossomed into boyhood,
- 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:03,705 he beseeched me to take to the wood with him to live as paupers.
- 00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:08,168 My love for my twin unbalancing my judgment,
- 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:12,172 I acceded, and we ventured into the wood towards"…
- 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,968 [both] "Woe's Hollow."
- 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:28,647 [Irving] So, we're to walk in the brothers' footsteps.
- 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,780 {\an8}"He always crept like this at this hour.
- 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:41,243 {\an8}- Once concealed by flora, my brother"… - [Kier] <i>…flora, my brother</i>
- 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,662 <i>unfastened himself.</i>
- 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:50,752 <i>The din of his fervor fell strangely into concert with the music of the wood.</i>
- 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,339 <i>His every thrust found rhythm</i>
- 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:57,259 - <i>with the trill of the crickets…</i> - …"trill of the crickets"…
- 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,928 - <i>…and the moaning of the wind…</i> - …"and the moaning of the wind"…
- 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:04,016 - <i>…and the snowfall's yearly thaw.</i> - …"and the snowfall's yearly thaw."
- 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:06,727 [Kier] <i>Dieter became, on that night</i>
- 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:09,313 - <i>an instrument of nature…</i> - [Irving] …"an instrument of nature"…
- 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,983 - <i>…and nature played Dieter…</i> - "and nature played Dieter with elegance.
- 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,320 I had no choice but to listen
- 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:20,449 as he spilt his lineage upon the soil."
- 00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:44,556 Now there's a me one.
- 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,586 [sniffs, breathes heavily]
- 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,221 [panting]
- 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:29,810 You okay?
- 00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:32,104 [sighing] Yeah.
- 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,065 I just wish I knew where we were going.
- 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:39,611 [exhales sharply]
- 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,241 [breathing heavily]
- 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,952 [no audible dialogue]
- 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,542 [panting]
- 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,424 [Dylan] Fuck.
- 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:27,284 What were you and Helly talking about back there?
- 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,041 [Dylan groans]
- 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,045 When?
- 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,673 I don't trust her.
- 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,969 I think she might be lying about what her outie saw.
- 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,804 Why would you think that?
- 00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:50,516 Night gardeners. Hmm?
- 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,645 [sighs] It's clear you do not have an objective perspective
- 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,021 due to your feelings for her.
- 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:59,191 My feelings for her have nothing to do with anything, okay--
- 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,366 [Dylan sniffs, sighs]
- 00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:08,450 [Mark] Whoa.
- 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,130 What the fuck?
- 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,301 What is it?
- 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:28,220 I don't know.
- 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,015 Looks like a seal.
- 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,856 Why does it look so messed up?
- 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,443 I don't know. Maybe this is what dead things look like.
- 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,281 We should eat it.
- 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,283 Pardon me?
- 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,618 We don't know if there's food waiting at the hollow.
- 00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:54,955 We don't even know where we are.
- 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,915 They can't let anything happen to us.
- 00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:58,458 It's an ORTBO.
- 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:01,879 Outdoor retreat team-building occurrence. Right, Mark?
- 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,630 We don't know what this is.
- 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:07,593 - We don't know anything! - Irving, calm down.
- 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:12,139 We all know you had a bad experience the last time you were outside--
- 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,600 Who said I had a bad experience?
- 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:15,809 Oh, my God.
- 00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:19,646 What did you tell him, dumbass?
- 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:22,482 Nothing! What the fuck?
- 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,611 Let's just get to the hollow.
- 00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:22,041 [Mr. Milchick] Kier's twin was always with him.
- 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:27,047 That's why we provided the very same for each of you.
- 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,092 Fuck you all. I was right.
- 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,426 Mr. Milchick.
- 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,138 This is the tallest waterfall on the planet.
- 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:42,437 You have followed the path of Kier and Dieter, and reached Woe's Hollow.
- 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,482 You stand upon sacred earth.
- 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,069 We're starving, Mr. Milchick.
- 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:51,363 Are you?
- 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,492 I thought the waterfall's grandeur would satiate you.
- 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,123 I'm teasing, of course.
- 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,751 Lumon will always protect and provide.
- 00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:06,879 Right this way.
- 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:12,110 Miss Huang has been readying the grill for which we brought in copious luxury meats.
- 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:17,199 The fire will be used for marshmallows and a recital later.
- 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,994 The tents, as you can see, are MDR blue
- 00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:26,458 and the outhouse is stocked with four-ply washroom tissue.
- 00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:29,628 Wow.
- 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:32,089 [Mr. Milchick chuckles] Wow, indeed, Helly R.
- 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:38,428 Also, for your comfort and safety, torches,
- 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:41,765 which can provide both a heat and a light source.
- 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,268 Double duty.
- 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,563 It's beautiful.
- 00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:51,233 Pretty cool, right?
- 00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:56,154 Yes, lovely.
- 00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:00,826 [grunts]
- 00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:03,412 [Helly] Irving?
- 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:04,913 Enter.
- 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,001 [sighs]
- 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:12,546 - [Helly shivers] - Hmm.
- 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:20,053 Made you a snow seal.
- 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:24,766 [chuckles]
- 00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:28,979 In case you were hungry.
- 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,523 [chuckles]
- 00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:32,608 Yeah.
- 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:38,614 I feel silly for suggesting we eat that animal.
- 00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:43,660 I suppose it sounded alarmist and paranoid.
- 00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:44,703 Irrational.
- 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:47,831 No. It was fine. We were all a little…
- 00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:51,710 [sighs]
- 00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:55,756 Yeah.
- 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,683 What did you really see during the overtime contingency?
- 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:15,192 I told you.
- 00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:18,612 [Irving] It's okay.
- 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,573 It won't change anything.
- 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,292 Irving.
- 00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:45,222 Okay.
- 00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:49,059 [theremin playing]
- 00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:09,037 [Mr. Milchick] "Dieter lay unwashed in his bedroll,
- 00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:12,332 though the hollow's pool was primed for bathing.
- 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:15,335 We ate of the hare we'd caught
- 00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:19,381 and told each other rhyming jokes till our gullets ached.
- 00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:25,345 But at last, the thought tickling my mouth emerged.
- 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,224 'We must return to Father,' I said.
- 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,936 'But I promise to look after you in the ether mill.'
- 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:39,276 When at last a sound came from him, it was a bewailing whimper.
- 00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:44,990 He believed, I suppose, that we'd be woodland paupers forever.
- 00:22:48,911 --> 00:22:51,330 I was looking at him when his eye came out.
- 00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:53,749 It popped from the socket,
- 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:59,213 driven by a sudden torrent of pus from his skull.
- 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:04,801 And he reached up to grasp at his hair,
- 00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:09,389 which was suddenly moss that tore easily from his bleeding scalp."
- 00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:11,600 Good heavens.
- 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:15,854 [Mr. Milchick] "And as the pus from his eye thickened into sap,
- 00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:20,859 I turned from my gargling brother and walked to the pool of the hollow,
- 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:26,532 where I knew the waterfall would drown out my brother's cries."
- 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,409 That's actually really smart.
- 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:35,082 "And it was here that I first encountered the temper Woe,
- 00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:41,713 a gaunt bride, half the height of a natural woman.
- 00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:04,111 She spoke to me directly from her eyes and said,
- 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:06,738 'This is your doing.
- 00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:10,742 You suffered his wantonness.
- 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,162 Now he's no one's brother.
- 00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:17,499 Only chaos's whore.'"
- 00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:28,760 The end.
- 00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:38,645 Perhaps in the morning, we'll have time for the next chapter…
- 00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:42,524 "Kier and the Thieving Nanny."
- 00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:45,569 - [Helly] Hmm. Creepy. - Whoa.
- 00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:51,283 Did his brother really die that way, Mr. Milchick?
- 00:24:54,745 --> 00:24:58,457 The handbook enriches our work with tales of the founder's life.
- 00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:01,710 Every word is truth.
- 00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:02,794 [Helly sputters]
- 00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:09,176 [laughs] I'm sorry. Sorry.
- 00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:10,260 Helly.
- 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,430 [laughing continues] What?
- 00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:21,021 - [Mr. Milchick] Helly R.? - You guys… [laughs]
- 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,232 He melted, right? [sniffles]
- 00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:25,692 He turned into the forest because he masturbated.
- 00:25:25,776 --> 00:25:28,195 [both laughing]
- 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:31,281 I mean, seriously, that's actually the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
- 00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:33,784 - [Mark laughing] - [Dylan chuckles]
- 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:36,745 Right? He jerked off in front of his brother…
- 00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:40,415 and he got punished for it.
- 00:25:40,499 --> 00:25:43,043 [Mark laughing] Wha… You can't say that.
- 00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:45,921 - [Helly] He just said it. [laughs] - [Mark] Wha… [laughs] He did.
- 00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:49,424 [stammers] I… It's… It's…
- 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:54,555 You know, we often laugh at what we don't understand.
- 00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:02,729 The team I thought I knew would have processed more thoughtfully.
- 00:26:06,316 --> 00:26:07,317 Miss Huang.
- 00:26:11,405 --> 00:26:12,823 The marshmallows, please.
- 00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:24,001 Throw them in the fire.
- 00:26:24,585 --> 00:26:27,838 - [gasps] Mr. Milchick, come on. - [Helly scoffs]
- 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:30,632 Now, Miss Huang.
- 00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:36,180 - [Helly, laughing] Oh, my… - [Mark gasps]
- 00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:37,347 Why?
- 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,602 Marshmallows are for team players, Dylan.
- 00:26:42,561 --> 00:26:44,354 They don't just hand them out.
- 00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:51,236 What?
- 00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:55,282 Good night.
- 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:05,751 Wow.
- 00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:08,295 - [Mark] Oh, my God. - [Helly laughs]
- 00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:11,048 Hey, what do you think his dick turned into?
- 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:14,593 [laughing]
- 00:27:17,221 --> 00:27:18,347 [Dylan chuckles]
- 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:20,933 It isn't funny.
- 00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:23,852 - Oh, I don't know. It's pretty funny. - [Helly laughs]
- 00:27:23,936 --> 00:27:26,063 - [Irving] Well, it's not. - Okay.
- 00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:28,941 And stop making goo-goo eyes at her.
- 00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:34,404 - [laughs] I'm not. - [laughs] Stop.
- 00:27:34,488 --> 00:27:35,989 - "Goo-goo eyes"? - [Helly laughs]
- 00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:40,077 Just tell us, Helly.
- 00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:42,704 [scoffs] What?
- 00:27:42,788 --> 00:27:44,289 [Mark] Come on. Tell us.
- 00:27:44,373 --> 00:27:46,375 [Helly laughing] Tell us what?
- 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,544 Just tell us about him.
- 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:50,921 Who?
- 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:55,342 The night gardener.
- 00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:59,555 Oh, Irv, come on.
- 00:28:00,305 --> 00:28:03,308 Did he have a flashlight? Hmm?
- 00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:06,770 What was he wearing?
- 00:28:06,854 --> 00:28:08,188 What is your deal right now, dude?
- 00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:10,357 What color was his shirt?
- 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,193 Did he have on a vest?
- 00:28:14,695 --> 00:28:17,739 - A luminescent vest? Tell us… - Okay.
- 00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:19,700 - …exactly what he was wear-- - Irving. Th-That's enough.
- 00:28:19,783 --> 00:28:21,660 - Enough? - Yeah.
- 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:24,496 Using your pupils to make love to her
- 00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:27,875 while your outie's wife rots away somewhere.
- 00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:29,084 Hey, shut up.
- 00:28:29,168 --> 00:28:30,711 Yeah. Fuck you, Irv.
- 00:28:32,171 --> 00:28:35,424 Oh, so it's three against one now, huh?
- 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,096 It's okay.
- 00:28:42,514 --> 00:28:45,851 We all know Irving's upset because he can't ever see Burt again.
- 00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:52,065 And he's really lonely.
- 00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:21,053 [Mark] Hey, Irv.
- 00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:22,346 [Irving] Fuck you all.
- 00:30:00,592 --> 00:30:01,885 [material rustling]
- 00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:11,645 Uh, probably a carrot.
- 00:30:14,064 --> 00:30:15,065 What?
- 00:30:19,987 --> 00:30:21,238 Dieter's penis.
- 00:30:24,616 --> 00:30:25,617 [Helly scoffs]
- 00:30:27,119 --> 00:30:30,455 Yeah, or some other root vegetable.
- 00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:42,467 [sighs]
- 00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:49,725 That was mean of me…
- 00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:53,270 to say that to Irving.
- 00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:55,814 [sighs]
- 00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:03,572 I mean… [sighs] …he kind of deserved it.
- 00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:13,332 And I can make goo-goo eyes at anyone I want.
- 00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:23,300 Are you okay?
- 00:31:29,139 --> 00:31:31,308 Sorry if I'm distracting you from…
- 00:31:34,186 --> 00:31:35,187 From what?
- 00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:42,194 From looking for your wife.
- 00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:47,991 Hey, it's okay.
- 00:31:48,951 --> 00:31:52,913 I know we'll find her, and you've already helped so much.
- 00:32:00,045 --> 00:32:01,046 I have?
- 00:32:01,964 --> 00:32:02,965 [Mark] Yeah.
- 00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:09,304 Okay.
- 00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:41,962 [kissing]
- 00:32:57,102 --> 00:32:59,938 [moaning, breathing heavily]
- 00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:58,247 Mr. Milchick!
- 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,126 [Irving] Mr. Milchick!
- 00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:05,879 Miss Huang!
- 00:34:08,465 --> 00:34:10,132 Mr. Milchick!
- 00:34:10,217 --> 00:34:12,386 [Helly breathing heavily]
- 00:34:17,099 --> 00:34:18,475 Miss Huang!
- 00:34:18,559 --> 00:34:20,518 [heavy breathing continues]
- 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:24,773 [grunting]
- 00:34:31,530 --> 00:34:32,531 [Helly, Mark moaning]
- 00:34:59,725 --> 00:35:01,518 Mr. Milchick!
- 00:35:14,615 --> 00:35:16,909 [groaning]
- 00:35:21,622 --> 00:35:22,581 [groans]
- 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,880 [panting]
- 00:35:29,963 --> 00:35:32,132 [grunting, groaning]
- 00:36:23,392 --> 00:36:25,769 I didn't like who I was on the outside.
- 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:32,734 I was ashamed.
- 00:36:43,662 --> 00:36:44,663 Who were you?
- 00:37:00,345 --> 00:37:02,598 I don't care who you are out there.
- 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:07,060 I care who you are with me.
- 00:37:11,315 --> 00:37:12,316 That's all.
- 00:37:14,067 --> 00:37:15,235 Okay?
- 00:37:23,035 --> 00:37:25,579 [Mark gasps, breathes shakily]
- 00:37:26,747 --> 00:37:27,748 Are you okay?
- 00:37:27,831 --> 00:37:30,125 [breathes shakily, grunts]
- 00:37:34,087 --> 00:37:35,088 What happened?
- 00:37:36,882 --> 00:37:38,050 Are you okay?
- 00:37:38,759 --> 00:37:39,760 Yeah.
- 00:37:43,722 --> 00:37:44,723 Okay.
- 00:38:31,812 --> 00:38:33,272 [scuttling]
- 00:40:04,863 --> 00:40:06,281 [typing]
- 00:40:31,932 --> 00:40:34,059 [typing intensifies]
- 00:40:51,326 --> 00:40:52,244 [hisses]
- 00:40:52,327 --> 00:40:54,997 [gasps, breathing shakily]
- 00:41:15,642 --> 00:41:16,685 [panting]
- 00:41:27,321 --> 00:41:28,655 [panting]
- 00:41:32,201 --> 00:41:33,202 Helly?
- 00:41:35,454 --> 00:41:36,455 Helly?
- 00:41:38,832 --> 00:41:39,833 Hey, where's Helly?
- 00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:42,753 I don't know. Irv never came back last night, and he's not in his tent.
- 00:41:42,836 --> 00:41:43,921 What?
- 00:41:44,004 --> 00:41:45,172 Mr. Milchick?
- 00:41:46,131 --> 00:41:47,132 Helly!
- 00:41:47,216 --> 00:41:48,425 Mr. Milchick!
- 00:41:50,344 --> 00:41:51,345 [Mr. Milchick] Mark.
- 00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:55,432 Mark. Dylan, what's happened?
- 00:41:55,516 --> 00:41:56,934 Helly and Irv are missing.
- 00:41:57,017 --> 00:41:58,227 What the fuck is going on?
- 00:42:31,218 --> 00:42:32,469 Hey, kid.
- 00:42:34,638 --> 00:42:35,639 Irving.
- 00:42:40,477 --> 00:42:43,897 [Irving] What are you doing down here?
- 00:42:45,607 --> 00:42:46,608 Hmm?
- 00:42:49,278 --> 00:42:50,988 What are you doing down here?
- 00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:54,157 [Irving] I slept outside.
- 00:42:55,617 --> 00:42:57,411 I almost froze to death.
- 00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:05,085 What you said to me last night,
- 00:43:06,253 --> 00:43:07,588 it was cruel.
- 00:43:11,341 --> 00:43:13,010 Helly was never cruel.
- 00:43:16,555 --> 00:43:17,598 I'm right here.
- 00:43:24,479 --> 00:43:26,523 So if you're not her…
- 00:43:28,817 --> 00:43:30,194 then who are you?
- 00:43:32,905 --> 00:43:36,950 Who would have the power to send their outie to the severed floor?
- 00:43:38,493 --> 00:43:39,703 Hmm?
- 00:43:48,253 --> 00:43:49,254 I'm sorry.
- 00:43:50,297 --> 00:43:51,965 - [grunts] - [groans] No! Irving!
- 00:43:52,049 --> 00:43:53,217 [Helly breathes sharply]
- 00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:54,760 Mr. Milchick!
- 00:43:54,843 --> 00:43:56,470 - [Helly] No. No! - [Irving grunting] Come on.
- 00:43:56,553 --> 00:43:58,305 - [Helly] No! - [Irving straining]
- 00:43:58,388 --> 00:44:01,350 - Irving. Stop. Irving, no. - Mr. Milchick!
- 00:44:01,433 --> 00:44:03,352 - Please, stop. - [Irving groans]
- 00:44:03,435 --> 00:44:04,436 Help!
- 00:44:06,355 --> 00:44:08,023 - [Irving] Mr. Milchick! - [Helly] No!
- 00:44:13,153 --> 00:44:14,154 [Mr. Milchick] Irving?
- 00:44:14,655 --> 00:44:16,573 [Irving] Mr. Milchick!
- 00:44:17,574 --> 00:44:18,575 [Mr. Milchick] Irving!
- 00:44:20,202 --> 00:44:21,703 Mr. Milchick!
- 00:44:21,787 --> 00:44:23,872 - Come! - [Helly] Mark!
- 00:44:24,623 --> 00:44:25,874 [Irving] Mr. Milchick!
- 00:44:28,001 --> 00:44:29,837 Mr. Milchick!
- 00:44:30,379 --> 00:44:32,089 - [Helly] Mark! - [Mark] Helly!
- 00:44:32,172 --> 00:44:34,758 - Turn her back, Mr. Milchick! - [Helly] Help!
- 00:44:34,842 --> 00:44:35,843 What are you doing, man?
- 00:44:35,926 --> 00:44:39,012 - Turn her back! - Irv, what the fuck?
- 00:44:39,096 --> 00:44:40,973 - [Helly screams] - She's an outie!
- 00:44:41,056 --> 00:44:42,057 [Helly screams]
- 00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:44,226 - Hey! Irving, stop it! - Hey! Irv, cut it out!
- 00:44:44,309 --> 00:44:46,478 - Stop! - She's been an outie the whole time,
- 00:44:46,562 --> 00:44:48,063 ever since she came back!
- 00:44:48,146 --> 00:44:51,775 - Irving, you stop now! - [Mark] Stop it!
- 00:44:51,859 --> 00:44:53,443 - [Mr. Milchick] Irving, stop this! - [shrieks]
- 00:44:53,527 --> 00:44:55,404 She's a fucking mole!
- 00:44:55,487 --> 00:44:56,905 What are you doing?
- 00:44:56,989 --> 00:44:59,032 - [Mr. Milchick] Irving! - I'm gonna kill her, Mr. Milchick!
- 00:44:59,116 --> 00:45:00,409 - [Helly screaming] - [Irving shouts]
- 00:45:00,492 --> 00:45:02,411 [Mr. Milchick] Irving! Irving! Irving!
- 00:45:03,287 --> 00:45:06,123 [Mr. Milchick] Stop! Stop this!
- 00:45:06,206 --> 00:45:08,208 - [groans] She's not Helly! - [Helly gasps, panting]
- 00:45:08,292 --> 00:45:09,710 She's an Eagan!
- 00:45:10,294 --> 00:45:13,964 Turn her back, Mr. Milchick! Turn her back!
- 00:45:14,047 --> 00:45:16,091 Goddamn it, Seth, do it!
- 00:45:16,175 --> 00:45:19,344 Yes! Do it, Seth!
- 00:45:21,763 --> 00:45:23,182 [Mark] Hey!
- 00:45:25,058 --> 00:45:26,435 [screams]
- 00:45:29,188 --> 00:45:32,232 It's Milchick. Remove the Glasgow block now.
- 00:45:32,316 --> 00:45:33,483 [groaning]
- 00:45:34,193 --> 00:45:35,277 [screams]
- 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,196 Now!
- 00:45:39,364 --> 00:45:40,199 [elevator dings]
- 00:45:40,282 --> 00:45:41,533 [Irving grunts]
- 00:45:41,617 --> 00:45:45,621 [Helly gasping, coughing]
- 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:51,043 - [Helly whimpers, gasps] - I'm sorry.
- 00:45:51,126 --> 00:45:53,378 - I'm s… so sorry, Helly. - [Helly coughs]
- 00:45:53,462 --> 00:45:56,757 [breathing heavily] What's happening? [gasps]
- 00:45:58,842 --> 00:45:59,843 [pants]
- 00:46:01,637 --> 00:46:02,679 Helly!
- 00:46:06,183 --> 00:46:08,227 [breathing shakily, coughing]
- 00:46:10,938 --> 00:46:12,105 I'm sorry, Helly.
- 00:46:12,189 --> 00:46:13,482 [Mark sniffs]
- 00:46:13,565 --> 00:46:15,359 [Helly breathes shakily]
- 00:46:18,237 --> 00:46:21,156 Irving B., stand.
- 00:46:26,036 --> 00:46:29,540 You have threatened collegial murder in the pond of Woe's Hollow.
- 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:34,378 For this, there can be no penalty but immediate and permanent dismissal.
- 00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:39,258 There shall be no formal valediction, catered or otherwise.
- 00:46:40,384 --> 00:46:42,678 Your outie will be notified forthwith.
- 00:46:44,346 --> 00:46:48,141 Irv! I'm sorry!
- 00:46:48,225 --> 00:46:49,810 I should have listened!
- 00:46:51,436 --> 00:46:55,107 It's okay. It's all okay.
- 00:46:58,318 --> 00:47:01,488 Just remember, hang in there.
- 00:47:03,365 --> 00:47:05,826 Please refrain from any further speech,
- 00:47:05,909 --> 00:47:09,872 as you are no longer authorized to consort with any severed employee,
- 00:47:09,955 --> 00:47:11,290 nor they with you.
- 00:47:11,373 --> 00:47:13,333 Leave him alone!
- 00:47:13,834 --> 00:47:15,919 Turn around!
- 00:47:23,218 --> 00:47:25,512 [Dylan] Leave him alone!
- 00:47:31,977 --> 00:47:34,188 [panting]
- 00:47:56,460 --> 00:47:58,295 Walk into the forest.
- 00:48:30,410 --> 00:48:32,329 Your workspace will be cleared
- 00:48:32,412 --> 00:48:35,958 and any personal items discarded.
- 00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:40,546 Your file, including any and all professional interactions
- 00:48:40,629 --> 00:48:41,964 and personal relations,
- 00:48:42,047 --> 00:48:45,759 will be purged and destroyed.
- 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:50,138 It will be as if you, Irving B.,
- 00:48:50,222 --> 00:48:52,516 never even existed
- 00:48:52,599 --> 00:48:56,770 nor drew a single breath upon this Earth.
- 00:49:02,985 --> 00:49:08,615 May Kier's mercy follow you into the eternal dark.
- 00:49:13,829 --> 00:49:15,163 Now.
- 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:26,916 ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ ВОСПРОИЗВЕСТИ
- 00:05:59,050 --> 00:06:02,136 ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ ВОСПРОИЗВЕСТИ
- 00:10:26,651 --> 00:10:31,321 ДИТЕРУ