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После тимблдинга Хелена с неохотой продолжает работу на разделённом этаже в качестве своего «внутряка», пока Марк не закончит работу над файлом «Колд-Харбор». Милчик выполняет требование Дилана о заочном прощании с Ирвингом, в ходе чего Дилан понимает, что последние слова Ирвинга указывают на плакат в комнате отдыха, где и шла церемония. За плакатом обнаруживается рисунок с указаниями прохода к «переходному залу», но быстро прячет его обратно. Хелли узнаёт, что мисс Кейси супруга «внешника» Марка, но Марк говорит, что не может той доверять. Милчик даёт понять Марку, что знает об их сексе с Хелли-Хеленой. «Внешник» Ирвинга общается с Бертом и устраивают совместный ужин в доме Берта и его партнёра. Марк, будучи дома, во время вспышек сознания «внутряка» видит Джемму живой.
Мужчина (Робби Бенсон) катит тележку по коридорам «Люмона». Он приходит в отделение общей терапии, чтобы забрать поднос со стоматологическими инструментами у Фелиции (Клаудия Робинсон) и Элизабет (Рэйчел Аддингтон). Он относит их в коридор, где находится оборудование для экспорта, и заходит в лифт, который спускается вниз. После катастрофической операции по восстановлению опорно-двигательного аппарата Хелена (Бритт Лоуэр), хоть и неохотно, вынуждена продолжать работу на отрезанном этаже, пока Марк (Адам Скотт) не закончит работу над файлом «Холодная гавань». Хелли приходит в себя на расчлененном полу, сбитая с толку и возмущенная тем, что ее аути присвоил ее личность. После того как Милчик (Трэмелл Тиллман) сообщает команде MDR, что Ирвинг (Джон Туртурро) уволен без возможности восстановления, Дилан (Зак Черри) требует, чтобы тело Ирвинга похоронили. Милчик соглашается, игнорируя опасения мисс Хуанг (Сара Бок) о том, что похороны очеловечивают роботов. Разозлившись из-за пренебрежительного отношения Марка к проигрышу Ирвинга, Дилан рассказывает Хелли, что жена Марка — это мисс Кейси (Дичен Лакман). Хелли устраивает Марку выволочку, и тот признается, что пал духом после того, как Хелена рассказала руководству о его попытках найти мисс Кейси. Хелли горячо возражает, что она не Хелена, и упрекает его за то, что он срывает злость на команде. Оставшись один в комнате отдыха, Дилан понимает, что последние слова Ирвинга, обращенные к нему («Держись!»), относятся к плакату на стене. За ним он находит карточку с указаниями, как пройти в отдел экспорта, но кладет ее обратно, чтобы не вызывать подозрений. Тем временем Милчик проходит свою первую аттестацию в качестве начальника отдела. Перед этим он пытается посочувствовать Натали (Сидни Коул Александер) из-за того, что ему не по себе от картин Кира и из-за того, что они оба — представители меньшинств, но она не поддерживает разговор. После рассмотрения жалоб на незначительные нарушения, такие как использование «слишком большого количества сложных слов», мистер Драммонд (Олафур Дарри Олафссон) резко критикует неудачные попытки Милчика провести реформы по внедрению доброты и его промахи в работе ORTBO, требуя, чтобы к сотрудникам относились «так, как они того заслуживают». Позже Милчик загоняет Марка в угол в лифте и сообщает, что знает о том, что Марк и Хелена занимались сексом во время ретрита. В ту ночь Девон (Джен Таллок) читает черновик «Ты есть ты» в редакции «Люмон» Риккена (Майкл Чернус) и выражает недовольство пропагандистским тоном, противоречащим изначальной идее. Рикен утверждает, что признание и финансовая выгода, которые сулит «Люмон», слишком велики, чтобы их игнорировать. Тем временем Ирвинг, разговаривая по телефону из будки, замечает, что за ним наблюдает Берт (Кристофер Уокен). Берт признается, что следил за Ирвингом с тех пор, как тот задержался на работе, и намекает, что у них были романтические отношения на том, теперь уже несуществующем, этаже. На следующий день он приглашает Ирвинга на ужин со своим мужем Филдсом. Тем временем Регаби (Карен Олдридж), которая теперь живет в подвале у Марка, сообщает ему, что Люмон связан с моргом, и выясняет, что кремированные останки, которые у него есть, принадлежат не Джемме. Марк внезапно оказывается в комнате отдыха и, выйдя в коридор, наконец видит живую Джемму, одетую как мисс Кейси, которая зачитывает факты о его выходке. Потрясенный, он начинает рыдать.
- 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:24,566 [насвистывает «Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald»]
- 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,059 [доктор] Они у вас?
- 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:17,119 Спасибо.
- 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:25,711 [продолжает насвистывать «Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald»]
- 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:42,895 [прекращает свистеть]
- 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:45,272 - [писк] - [гул дверей]
- 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:52,154 [продолжает насвистывать «Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald»]
- 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,559 [звонок лифта]
- 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:41,430 РАЗДЕЛЕНИЕ
- 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:57,863 [телефон вибрирует]
- 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:01,158 - Привет. - [Девон] <i>Привет. Как всё прошло?</i>
- 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,035 Неплохо вроде.
- 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,954 Но мне сказали, мой интра не удержался на веревке.
- 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:07,623 - [смешок] <i>На веревке?</i> - Ага.
- 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,041 <i>Ты поранился?</i>
- 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,376 Нет, лишь немного промок, только и всего.
- 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,587 <i>Боже, вечно у них что-то новое.</i>
- 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,547 <i>Ты знаешь, что именно случилось?</i>
- 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:16,798 Понятия не имею.
- 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:23,472 <i>Чёрт. А как продвигается твоя идея выжечь послание на сетчатке?</i>
- 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:28,477 До сих пор не добился длительного эффекта.
- 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,480 - <i>Ясно. И что будем делать?</i> - [нюхает]
- 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:34,483 Будем пробовать дальше, думаю.
- 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,026 <i>Есть другие идеи?</i>
- 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:40,030 - [хлопает дверь] - [приближаются шаги]
- 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,533 Слушай, извини. Мне надо на работу.
- 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,826 - <i>Ладно. Пока.</i> - Ага. Пока.
- 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,497 - Привет. - Тебе надо сушилку починить.
- 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:52,709 Ага. Или ты могла бы просто не жить здесь.
- 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,128 [Регаби] Мне не стоит светиться.
- 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:57,673 Думаешь, они следят?
- 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:00,342 Смотря как убедительно ты сыграл.
- 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,346 Слушай, когда продолжим?
- 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,640 Может, сегодня вечером. Я позже решу.
- 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,184 Потому что я больше ничего не вспомнил.
- 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,604 Ага. Ну, может, твой интра вспомнил.
- 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,786 [сотрудники болтают]
- 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,307 [дверь закрывается]
- 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,851 Остаток выходных приходила в себя?
- 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:52,853 Всё хорошо.
- 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:56,064 Отцу я сама всё доложу позже?
- 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,863 Он должен узнать это от меня.
- 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:11,079 Мы решили не сообщать ему об этом инциденте.
- 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:20,047 Сообщите ему, что его дочь жива и здорова.
- 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:24,134 [Драммонд] Врачи говорят, что ты скоро придешь в норму.
- 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,094 Рада слышать.
- 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:31,058 Посттравматические симптомы после такого испытания не редкость.
- 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,479 Возможно, стоит организовать еще один сеанс повинности вечером.
- 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:37,481 Говорю же, всё хорошо.
- 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,983 [Натали] Мы почти у цели, Хелена.
- 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:43,487 Сколько у него, 78%?
- 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,365 Восемьдесят один. По данным на пятницу.
- 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,492 Осталось недолго.
- 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,285 Ты справишься.
- 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,082 Я туда не вернусь.
- 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,127 Не ты. Туда отправится твоя интра.
- 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,756 Которая пыталась меня убить?
- 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,635 А потом меня чуть не убил другой интра.
- 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,682 Они гребаные животные.
- 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:21,275 - Я опять притворюсь. - [Натали] Нельзя так рисковать.
- 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,652 [Драммонд] Нужно всё исправить.
- 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:27,531 Все просчеты Милчика в эти выходные вынудили нас действовать.
- 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:30,450 И отец одобряет?
- 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:34,246 Он благословил нас на это.
- 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:39,835 [Натали] <i>Риск есть.</i>
- 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:41,587 <i>Мы знаем.</i>
- 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,090 <i>Но иного выхода нет.</i>
- 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,677 <i>Марк С. не будет работать без нее.</i>
- 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:52,347 А это важное и таинственное дело.
- 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:55,559 Она должна быть с ним.
- 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,979 [сотрудники болтают]
- 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,901 [Натали] <i>Совет ценит твою жертву.</i>
- 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:08,655 [глубоко вдыхает]
- 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:26,507 [звонок лифта]
- 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:32,304 [прерывисто дышит]
- 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:35,182 Доброе утро, Хелли Р.
- 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,727 Ты еще кто такая?
- 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,734 Я мисс Хуан.
- 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,113 Какого чёрта?
- 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:52,282 Прошу, следуйте за мной.
- 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,743 Мистер Милчик всё объяснит.
- 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,544 [дверь лифта закрывается]
- 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,567 - Привет. - Привет.
- 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:29,194 - Это… - Ее интра.
- 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:31,113 [дверь открывается]
- 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,155 [Милчик] ОМД.
- 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:35,200 Вновь вместе.
- 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:36,952 Входите.
- 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,830 [Хелли] Я требую объяснений.
- 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:40,914 Немедленно.
- 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,332 [Дилан] Где Ирвинг?
- 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:43,917 И почему он хотел меня утопить?
- 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:45,169 Ты из гребаных Эганов.
- 00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:48,630 - Она за нами шпионила? - [Хелли] Что?
- 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:49,840 [Дилан] Всё это время.
- 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,592 [Милчик] Это называется блок Глазго.
- 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,762 - Экстра может… - [Хелли] Секунду.
- 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,639 Хотите сказать, она была здесь?
- 00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,141 Вместо меня?
- 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,475 Может, она и сейчас здесь.
- 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:03,312 Спрашиваю еще раз. Где Ирвинг?
- 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,355 - Да, где он? - Ничего не понимаю.
- 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,191 Ответьте на вопрос!
- 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,901 Я бы попросил.
- 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:21,205 Хелена Эган, как руководитель, проводила важное исследование.
- 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,750 Украв мое тело, мать ее?
- 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:29,505 Ирвинг не знал, какие цели преследовал менеджмент,
- 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:33,717 и посему чуть не утопил тебя.
- 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:39,640 Единственным выходом было его отстранение.
- 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,437 Значит, он мертв?
- 00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:48,524 Нет.
- 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:52,444 Экстра Ирвинга Б. отправился в продолжительный круиз.
- 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,282 Да мне вообще насрать на его экстру.
- 00:10:57,366 --> 00:11:02,162 [запинается] Какое… Какое она имеет право красть мою личность?
- 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,215 Вы слышали историю о Грокаппане?
- 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,060 Э-э, предположим, нет.
- 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:27,938 [Милчик вздыхает]
- 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,903 В незапамятные времена король Швеции
- 00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:38,365 выходил к своим подданным под чужим именем,
- 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,702 надеясь узнать об их насущных проблемах.
- 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:47,749 Он надевал старую серую мантию - Грокаппан,
- 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,919 то самое имя, под которым помнят и его,
- 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:55,465 и скрывал под ней свои королевские одеяния.
- 00:11:56,466 --> 00:12:00,470 Известно, что сам Кир Эган тайком посещал свои эфирные фабрики,
- 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:06,018 а мисс Эган продолжила эту благородную традицию.
- 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,192 Что за дерьмо собачье?
- 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:17,905 Ага. Скорее, шведское дерьмо. А Ирвинг всё равно мертв.
- 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:23,076 Я уже сказал, что экстра Ирвинга Б. отправился…
- 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,162 В продолжительный круиз. Слышал.
- 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,914 Так он вернется или нет?
- 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,721 Нет.
- 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:48,393 Ого. Правдивый ответ.
- 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,356 Вы гребаные убийцы.
- 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,107 [Хелли] Нельзя так с людьми.
- 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,195 Нужно время, чтобы принять то, что произошло.
- 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,283 Хорошо поболтали.
- 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,455 Позвольте проводить вас в ОМД
- 00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:12,709 и помочь вам привыкнуть к новой обстановке.
- 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:34,064 Что за мерзостная хрень?
- 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:50,622 - Твое место. - Нет уж. Я к этой штуковине не подойду.
- 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,917 Дилан, прошу.
- 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,921 [щелкают выключатели]
- 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,549 [Дилан] Если нужен отзыв: это отстой.
- 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:01,842 [Хелли] Поддерживаю.
- 00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:04,428 - [писк компьютера] - [щелкают выключатели]
- 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:12,728 КМРОВ было для всех нас испытанием. И мы не смогли предвидеть всё.
- 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:22,654 Вы о том, как дочка Джейма Эгана нас чуть не угрокаппанила?
- 00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:28,702 Осторожно, Дилан. У слов есть последствия.
- 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,330 Я бы не хотел лишать тебя некоторых привилегий.
- 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:38,629 Как видите, все ваши вещи теперь стоят на ваших новых рабочих столах.
- 00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:40,881 Пропуски всё еще доступны.
- 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,341 Давайте устроим похороны.
- 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,635 Что?
- 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:48,138 Ирвинг - человек, а теперь его нет.
- 00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:49,223 Так что
- 00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:51,850 нужно устроить похороны.
- 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:57,064 Не пенсионную вечеринку, а похороны.
- 00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,066 Верно?
- 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,361 Да.
- 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:06,365 Похороны.
- 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,452 Это позиция ОМД?
- 00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:11,620 [Дилан] Чувак?
- 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,580 Поможешь?
- 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:19,086 Э-э, конечно. Только недолго.
- 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,255 - Недолго? - [Марк] Да.
- 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,632 Чтобы это не растянулось на весь день.
- 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,092 [Милчик] Золотые слова, Марк.
- 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,636 Посмотрю, что мы можем сделать.
- 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:32,140 А пока приступайте к работе.
- 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:33,642 Хорошо?
- 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,769 Спасибо.
- 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,438 Не тебе.
- 00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,364 [вздыхает, кашляет]
- 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,704 [шмыгает носом, кашляет]
- 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:58,584 [дверь открывается, закрывается]
- 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:05,174 Мисс Хуан, нужно подготовить похоронный комплект для ОМД.
- 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,717 Жду в подсобке.
- 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:17,853 [стук]
- 00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:19,730 [Хелли] Марк?
- 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,149 Ау.
- 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,945 - Я сейчас зайду. - [резко вдыхает]
- 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,030 - Я захожу. - [скрип двери]
- 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,114 [Марк вздыхает]
- 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:33,702 [Марк] Привет.
- 00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:37,706 У тебя всё хорошо?
- 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,209 Хм. Нет. Не совсем. [смешок]
- 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,129 Да уж. Это просто жуть.
- 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:45,214 Ага.
- 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,299 [Хелли вздыхает]
- 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,387 - [Марк вздыхает] - [запинается] Ты не понял?
- 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,348 Что она не я?
- 00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:57,601 [Марк] Нет, конечно.
- 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,562 Какая она?
- 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,942 Э-э… [вздыхает]
- 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,694 Похожа на тебя.
- 00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:11,573 Или ты похожа на нее? Я не знаю.
- 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:15,160 Думаю, я не знаю, кто ты.
- 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,540 [Хелли запинается] Конечно, знаешь.
- 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,375 Ладно.
- 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,130 Я не виновата, что моя экстра похитила мое тело.
- 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:30,217 [Марк] Да. Да, конечно. Я понимаю. Это стремно.
- 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,722 - Марк… - [Марк] Да.
- 00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,474 Что там случилось?
- 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,019 Неважно.
- 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,563 - Неважно? - [Марк] Нет.
- 00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:44,147 Хочешь узнать, что было со мной?
- 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:48,318 [Марк] Нет, не хочу. Давай просто забудем. Хорошо?
- 00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:49,403 [дверь открывается]
- 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,573 - [вздыхает] - [дверь закрывается]
- 00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:00,998 [печатает принтер]
- 00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:09,840 {\an8}«ЛЮМОН»
- 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:17,014 Я думала, что похороны только для интр, которые умерли на этаже.
- 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,058 [Милчик] Да.
- 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:25,189 Но уровень привязанности к Ирвингу Б. был очень высок.
- 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,025 Это поможет им перенести утрату.
- 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,865 Можно высказать вопрос?
- 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,658 [Милчик] Можно.
- 00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:42,247 Не стоит позволять им устраивать похороны.
- 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,959 Так они чувствуют, что они люди.
- 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,755 Это не вопрос.
- 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:51,757 Это мнение.
- 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,468 Непрошеное.
- 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:09,149 Сегодня ваша первая аттестация, верно?
- 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,370 Это был вопрос.
- 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,251 Приготовлю закуски.
- 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,586 А ты займись траурными надписями.
- 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,134 [принтер выключается]
- 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,220 «ЛЮМОН»
- 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,267 [Милчик]<i> Сегодня мы вспоминаем Ирвинга Б.</i>
- 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,435 ИРВИНГ Б. КВАРТАЛ 870 - КВАРТАЛ 882
- 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,437 <i>Обычно, когда интры отправляются к Киру,</i>
- 00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:51,275 <i>мы устраиваем пенсионную вечеринку, на которой они присутствуют.</i>
- 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:56,321 Но учитывая те внезапные и жуткие обстоятельства, которые привели нас сюда,
- 00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,574 это невозможно.
- 00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,494 А теперь у нас есть девять секунд,
- 00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:07,583 чтобы вспомнить Ирвинга и поблагодарить Кира за то время, что мы провели с ним.
- 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:16,383 Вот и всё. Можете поднять головы и открыть глаза.
- 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,845 Теперь с надгробной речью выступит Дилан Дж.
- 00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:36,153 [Дилан глубоко вдыхает]
- 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,822 Сложно выбрать любимую историю про Ирвинга.
- 00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:43,243 С ним было весело, хоть он и был скучнейшим парнем в мире.
- 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,664 Этого гада было сложно разгадать.
- 00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:53,754 Как-то раз он разозлился на меня за то, что я разбавлял чернила,
- 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,715 и налил их в мой стакан.
- 00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,384 Но не дал мне их выпить.
- 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:03,055 Просто хотел преподать урок, но не причинить вред.
- 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:09,645 Я всё же нечаянно отпил чернил, потому что забыл, что они там.
- 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:17,194 Недавно он попросил меня ему помочь, а я его проигнорировал.
- 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,114 И в последние минуты своей жизни
- 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:25,702 он обоснованно мог бы послать меня куда подальше.
- 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,038 Но он этого не сделал.
- 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,251 Да.
- 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,464 Он был крутой, и я по нему скучаю.
- 00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:44,137 Спасибо, Дилан Дж.
- 00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:48,600 Из твоих уст это прозвучало очень мило.
- 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,649 Спасибо, что пришли и приняли участие.
- 00:21:56,567 --> 00:22:00,737 У вас есть немного времени отведать фруктовую голову Ирвинга.
- 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,741 Его темные волосы прекрасно передает черная корка арбуза,
- 00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:07,828 который произрастает в Малайзии.
- 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:13,667 Мисс Хуан.
- 00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:26,388 ЗАЛ БЕЗ ЗЛА!
- 00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:29,808 Думала, я буду играть.
- 00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:33,187 А я считаю, что терменвокс хорош в умеренных дозах.
- 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:36,106 - Но я готовилась… - Сыграешь для меня позже.
- 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:37,691 Хорошо?
- 00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:42,946 [в колонках звучит калипсо]
- 00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:57,544 ДЕРЖИСЬ!
- 00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:03,759 Ты как?
- 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:07,596 [Дилан] А ты?
- 00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:09,223 [Хелли] Нормально.
- 00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:10,682 [звенит вилка]
- 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:14,728 Ты не останешься?
- 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:18,732 Мне нужно работать, но отличная церемония, народ.
- 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:20,067 Ты серьезно?
- 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,613 Но ведь всё закончилось?
- 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:26,406 Марк… [запинается]
- 00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:27,741 Пусть уходит.
- 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:32,412 - Что? - Ирвинг был твоим другом, и он мертв.
- 00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:35,165 - Почему тебе плевать? - Но он не мертв.
- 00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:36,834 Его просто нет здесь.
- 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,128 Ты ей всё рассказал?
- 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:42,506 Ты о чём?
- 00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:47,177 Сказал ей, что мисс Кейси - твоя жена?
- 00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:51,974 Погодите, что?
- 00:23:53,559 --> 00:23:55,769 Да, ну, она жена моего экстры, но…
- 00:23:55,853 --> 00:23:58,522 - Да уж, ошалеть можно. - [дверь открывается]
- 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:01,567 [Хелли] Марк.
- 00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:05,404 [дверь закрывается]
- 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,573 Марк, какого чёрта?
- 00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:11,869 - Поговори со мной. - О чём, Хелли?
- 00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:14,705 Даже не знаю. Что мисс Кейси - жена твоего экстры?
- 00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:16,206 Что будем делать?
- 00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:19,084 Ну, мы делать ничего не будем.
- 00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:20,169 Ничего?
- 00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:23,213 - Ты серьезно? - Абсолютно.
- 00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:26,133 Да ладно. Нужно работать сообща. Мы разберемся.
- 00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:29,219 - «Мы»? Нет никаких «мы», Хелли. - [Хелли] Что?
- 00:24:29,303 --> 00:24:31,722 - [Марк] Не имеет значения. - Почему?
- 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:32,848 - Почему? - Да. Почему?
- 00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:35,517 Потому что они умнее нас, ясно?
- 00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:37,144 Они всё знают.
- 00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:39,771 То, что я ищу мисс Кейси,
- 00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:42,399 что мы ходим тут, общаемся с другими отделами,
- 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,859 рисуем план этажа, всё.
- 00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:45,819 Они знают всё, что мы делаем,
- 00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:49,907 потому что Хелена всё им рассказала.
- 00:24:50,574 --> 00:24:51,783 Это была не я.
- 00:24:51,867 --> 00:24:55,662 - [фыркает] - Марк, я… Я не она. Нет.
- 00:24:57,581 --> 00:24:58,707 Я - это я.
- 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:01,835 Хелли.
- 00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:04,546 Откуда мне знать?
- 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,346 Тебе… Ниоткуда.
- 00:25:14,598 --> 00:25:16,225 Придется поверить на слово.
- 00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:22,147 Это реальность.
- 00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,571 Не всё здесь ложь.
- 00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:38,664 И хватит уже быть гребаным мудаком.
- 00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:51,301 Твоя первая аттестация в роли главы отдела. Волнуешься?
- 00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:55,180 Весьма.
- 00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:57,599 Идем.
- 00:25:57,683 --> 00:26:00,185 Натали, прежде чем мы начнем,
- 00:26:00,269 --> 00:26:02,396 я хотел бы поговорить с тобой.
- 00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:10,362 Картины.
- 00:26:12,114 --> 00:26:15,200 Прошу, пойми, я благодарен за них.
- 00:26:15,868 --> 00:26:16,869 Правда.
- 00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:20,789 Если они выражают признательность, я ее принимаю.
- 00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:29,965 Не могла бы ты поделиться со мной тем,
- 00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:33,927 какие чувства ты испытала, когда получила картины?
- 00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:35,888 Думаю,
- 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:40,017 наши пути здесь были в чём-то схожи,
- 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,687 ведь перед нами стоят схожие преграды,
- 00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:48,859 и, может, эти картины и те противоречивые чувства, что они вызывают…
- 00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:58,785 Мистер Драммонд ждет.
- 00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:01,830 Да, конечно.
- 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:05,918 Идем.
- 00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:23,727 [Дилан] Что ж, говнюк. [вздыхает]
- 00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:25,812 Думаю, на этом всё.
- 00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:29,149 Прости, что подвел.
- 00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:40,160 [вздыхает]
- 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:16,655 {\an8}ОТ ОИД НАПРАВО И ДО КОНЦА КОРИДОРА…
- 00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,574 {\an8}ЕЩЕ РАЗ НАПРАВО ДО КОНЦА ДЛИННОГО КОРИДОРА…
- 00:28:34,339 --> 00:28:35,841 [Драммонд] <i>Приветствую, м-р Милчик.</i>
- 00:28:36,425 --> 00:28:37,426 {\an8}АТТЕСТАЦИЯ
- 00:28:37,509 --> 00:28:40,429 {\an8}[Драммонд] Сегодня я проведу твою ежемесячную аттестацию.
- 00:28:41,305 --> 00:28:43,765 Она может занять от двух до шести часов,
- 00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:47,603 в зависимости от необходимого количества покаяний и похвал.
- 00:28:47,686 --> 00:28:50,272 Если аттестация займет больше четырех часов,
- 00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:54,568 у нас будет перерыв на обед. Прошу передать пожелания заранее.
- 00:28:54,651 --> 00:28:56,820 Надеюсь, это будет излишне.
- 00:28:59,281 --> 00:29:01,033 Вот меню.
- 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:11,835 Начнем с положительных моментов.
- 00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:16,673 Ты почтительно принял в дар картины Кира.
- 00:29:16,757 --> 00:29:19,885 Твои явка и анализы мочи в идеальном диапазоне.
- 00:29:19,968 --> 00:29:21,386 Чудесно.
- 00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:23,972 [Драммонд] С другой стороны, к сожалению,
- 00:29:24,056 --> 00:29:27,976 мы получили три анонимных доноса,
- 00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:31,104 и они были подтверждены нашим расследованием.
- 00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:33,774 О.
- 00:29:33,857 --> 00:29:36,860 «Первое: использует много заумных слов».
- 00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:41,323 Пожалуй, я спорадически прибегаю к…
- 00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:44,826 Мы выслушаем возражения после перерыва на обед.
- 00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:46,495 Да, простите.
- 00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:50,624 Второе. Ты скрепил несколько дневных отчетов,
- 00:29:50,707 --> 00:29:53,752 использовав скрепку задом наперед,
- 00:29:53,836 --> 00:29:58,298 что привело к сомнениям о том, где начинается отчет.
- 00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:01,218 Вот примеры.
- 00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:07,224 Но большую часть сегодняшней аттестации мы посвятим следующему.
- 00:30:07,766 --> 00:30:12,020 Ты предоставил Марку С. новую команду обработчиков,
- 00:30:12,104 --> 00:30:14,022 но ничего не вышло.
- 00:30:14,523 --> 00:30:16,525 Ты осуществил реформы доброты.
- 00:30:16,608 --> 00:30:18,527 Потому что я не Хармони Кобэл.
- 00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:23,740 Эти реформы никоим образом
- 00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:28,287 не обуздали любопытство и не искоренили леность команды.
- 00:30:28,370 --> 00:30:32,791 Ты организовал командное мероприятие-ретрит на открытом воздухе,
- 00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:35,502 что привело к отстранению одного из сотрудников
- 00:30:36,086 --> 00:30:38,714 и к обнаружению подлинной личности другого,
- 00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:41,758 что поставило под удар имя Эганов.
- 00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:03,989 {\an8}<i>Пойми, Сэт, Марк Скаут закончит Колд-Харбор…</i>
- 00:31:04,072 --> 00:31:05,073 {\an8}КОЛД-ХАРБОР ЗАВЕРШЕНО 81%
- 00:31:05,157 --> 00:31:06,533 …и это станет
- 00:31:06,617 --> 00:31:10,370 одним из величайших событий в истории этой планеты.
- 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:14,499 Это произойдет под твоим руководством.
- 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:17,461 <i>А это весомое наследие.</i>
- 00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:18,670 [Милчик] <i>Спасибо, м-р Драммонд.</i>
- 00:31:19,838 --> 00:31:21,381 Это много значит.
- 00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:23,133 {\an8}ВРЕМЯ АТТЕСТАЦИИ СЭТ МИЛЧИК
- 00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:27,179 [Драммонд] <i>Мысль об этой вехе затуманила твой разум.</i>
- 00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:31,099 Думаю, пора вернуться к истокам, Сэт.
- 00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:34,603 Вспомнить о великой цели этих разделенных работников…
- 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:43,237 …и обращаться с ними так, как они того заслуживают.
- 00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:47,741 ДОСТИЖЕНИЯ И НЕУДАЧИ СЭТА МИЛЧИКА
- 00:31:47,824 --> 00:31:48,659 {\an8}ДОНОСЫ НА СЭТА МИЛЧИКА
- 00:31:54,498 --> 00:31:56,208 {\an8}МНОГО ЗАУМНЫХ СЛОВ НЕПРАВИЛЬНО ИСПОЛЬЗУЕТ СКРЕПКИ
- 00:31:57,876 --> 00:31:59,294 {\an8}НОВАЯ КОМАНДА НЕ СЛОЖИЛАСЬ ПРОВАЛ КМРОВ
- 00:32:01,463 --> 00:32:03,257 ЗАВЕРШЕНО 85%
- 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:08,470 [Марк стонет, тяжело выдыхает]
- 00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:12,349 [Марк прерывисто дышит]
- 00:32:30,909 --> 00:32:32,494 Я приму жесткие меры.
- 00:32:33,704 --> 00:32:34,705 [Драммонд посмеивается]
- 00:32:42,171 --> 00:32:43,964 - [писк] - [звонок лифта]
- 00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:54,266 [Милчик] Привет, Марк.
- 00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:56,226 Мистер Милчик.
- 00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:58,729 [Милчик] Вижу, ты решил уйти на шесть минут раньше.
- 00:32:58,812 --> 00:32:59,938 Позволишь?
- 00:33:01,607 --> 00:33:02,608 [писк]
- 00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:10,199 Как закончились похороны?
- 00:33:11,033 --> 00:33:12,826 Ты получил, что хотел?
- 00:33:14,369 --> 00:33:16,038 Да, конечно.
- 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:21,502 А мисс Хуан делала заметки?
- 00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:26,423 Так хочу прочитать ее статью в той газете, которую вы мне показывали.
- 00:33:26,507 --> 00:33:27,883 Забыл, как она называется.
- 00:33:28,884 --> 00:33:31,178 «Лживая жизнь»?
- 00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:37,768 Надеюсь, мы можем предать забвению всё это горе и хаос
- 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:40,729 и будем с нетерпением ждать новых рабочих свершений.
- 00:33:40,812 --> 00:33:44,066 Вы о том, чтобы собирать цифры…
- 00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:45,484 - Сортировать. - Точно.
- 00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:47,778 Да. Согласен?
- 00:33:47,861 --> 00:33:49,988 Как скажете, мистер Милчик.
- 00:33:50,072 --> 00:33:51,240 Хвала Киру.
- 00:34:00,916 --> 00:34:02,668 Вы с Хелли Р. поговорили?
- 00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:05,087 Да.
- 00:34:05,170 --> 00:34:08,465 Ты сказал ей, что трахнул ее экстру на КМРОВ?
- 00:34:14,012 --> 00:34:15,389 Хелену Эган,
- 00:34:16,473 --> 00:34:18,684 будущую главу этой компании.
- 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,612 Приятного вечера.
- 00:34:33,282 --> 00:34:34,658 [звонок лифта]
- 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,091 - [сотрудники болтают] - [Марк кашляет]
- 00:34:51,842 --> 00:34:56,138 [Девон] <i>«Работники были исполнительны, сосредоточены на выполнении задачи.</i>
- 00:34:57,639 --> 00:35:01,727 <i>Я с удовлетворением отметил, что ни у одного из них не было часов.</i>
- 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:05,772 <i>Они ориентировались по большим часам у двери.</i>
- 00:35:06,356 --> 00:35:09,193 <i>Лишь стрелки, числа, шестеренки и цель.</i>
- 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:13,238 Возможно, часы на стене подчиняются верховному боссу,
- 00:35:13,322 --> 00:35:16,992 но ты наслаждаешься их тиканьем, что и принесет тебе счастье».
- 00:35:20,204 --> 00:35:21,205 Да.
- 00:35:21,288 --> 00:35:24,374 Родной, но это полная противоположность тому, что ты говорил раньше.
- 00:35:26,168 --> 00:35:27,169 Ладно.
- 00:35:27,753 --> 00:35:31,173 Понимаю, почему ты могла так решить.
- 00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:34,343 - Но Нат сказала одно… - [смешок] Нат. Ясно.
- 00:35:34,968 --> 00:35:35,969 [вздыхает]
- 00:35:36,053 --> 00:35:40,599 Она сказала, что интры благоденствуют в упорядоченной обстановке,
- 00:35:40,682 --> 00:35:45,187 и когда заложен этот фундамент, они более готовы к самораскрытию.
- 00:35:45,270 --> 00:35:47,731 Я просто пытаюсь говорить на их языке.
- 00:35:47,814 --> 00:35:50,150 Знаю, но это очень похоже на слоганы «Люмона».
- 00:35:50,234 --> 00:35:52,986 [Рикен] Ну, это троянский конь.
- 00:35:53,070 --> 00:35:56,490 Если я смогу распространить свои идеи среди разделенных по всему миру,
- 00:35:56,573 --> 00:35:59,618 это может привести к революции.
- 00:35:59,701 --> 00:36:01,370 Но это не твои идеи.
- 00:36:01,995 --> 00:36:04,498 Это не твои идеи, а еще…
- 00:36:04,581 --> 00:36:05,582 Да ладно. [вздыхает]
- 00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:07,292 Что «еще»?
- 00:36:07,376 --> 00:36:10,546 «Люмон» причиняет людям боль, и если хочешь обесценить свою работу
- 00:36:10,629 --> 00:36:12,756 и превратить ее в гребаную пропаганду,
- 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,174 ты тоже причиняешь людям боль.
- 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:17,719 Ладно. Я поразмышляю о твоих словах.
- 00:36:17,803 --> 00:36:18,846 Спасибо.
- 00:36:20,931 --> 00:36:23,433 Вот еще что.
- 00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:28,522 Это денежное и творческое предложение,
- 00:36:28,605 --> 00:36:30,524 каких еще поискать.
- 00:36:32,025 --> 00:36:34,611 И я не намерен взять и всё бросить.
- 00:36:36,697 --> 00:36:40,075 [смешок] Если только тот факт, что я продам миллионы экземпляров книги,
- 00:36:40,158 --> 00:36:44,705 что даст нам лучшие возможности для жизни, не потерял для тебя былого блеска.
- 00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:49,501 Ладно. Пофиг. Я иду спать.
- 00:36:50,085 --> 00:36:52,462 Нет. [вздыхает] Родная.
- 00:36:52,546 --> 00:36:53,630 [Девон] Нет, спасибо.
- 00:37:32,961 --> 00:37:35,214 ТЕЛЕФОН
- 00:37:40,969 --> 00:37:43,138 [звон монеты]
- 00:37:44,348 --> 00:37:45,724 [писк телефонных кнопок]
- 00:37:45,807 --> 00:37:46,808 [шмыгает носом]
- 00:37:52,981 --> 00:37:54,358 Это снова я.
- 00:37:55,234 --> 00:37:57,986 Так вот, меня уволили.
- 00:37:58,070 --> 00:38:00,572 Думаю, они узнали, что затевал мой интра.
- 00:38:00,656 --> 00:38:02,199 Я говорю тебе…
- 00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:05,327 Мне пора.
- 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:15,128 Эй!
- 00:38:17,256 --> 00:38:18,257 Эй!
- 00:38:19,258 --> 00:38:22,010 Эй, ты. Почему ты меня преследуешь?
- 00:38:26,431 --> 00:38:27,516 Вот в чём дело.
- 00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:33,146 Когда кто-то появляется у меня на пороге, выкрикивая мое имя, я хочу разобраться.
- 00:38:33,647 --> 00:38:35,023 Странно, правда?
- 00:38:37,401 --> 00:38:38,735 Ты из «Люмона».
- 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:45,909 Почему ты был у моего дома в тот вечер?
- 00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:50,539 Я не знаю.
- 00:38:51,582 --> 00:38:54,251 Это был вовсе не ты, так?
- 00:38:54,751 --> 00:38:55,752 Ты разделенный.
- 00:39:01,216 --> 00:39:03,844 Меня уволили пару недель назад.
- 00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:05,179 Я потребовал объяснений,
- 00:39:05,262 --> 00:39:10,267 и они сказали, что мой интра вступил в недозволенные романтические отношения.
- 00:39:10,350 --> 00:39:11,852 Но не сказали с кем.
- 00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:17,274 А потом я увидел тебя на своем пороге.
- 00:39:22,654 --> 00:39:24,323 Думаешь, мы были парой?
- 00:39:24,948 --> 00:39:27,117 Филдс определенно так считает.
- 00:39:27,201 --> 00:39:30,162 Пришлось отменить нашу поездку в Милуоки. Спасибо тебе.
- 00:39:31,246 --> 00:39:34,791 - Филдс? - Мой муж. Филдс.
- 00:39:35,417 --> 00:39:37,377 Мне… Мне жаль.
- 00:39:37,461 --> 00:39:38,879 Что ж…
- 00:39:38,962 --> 00:39:41,381 А еще прости за то, что накричал на тебя.
- 00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:45,177 Ничего.
- 00:39:50,724 --> 00:39:53,435 Может… [запинается] Даже не знаю.
- 00:39:54,686 --> 00:39:55,687 Что?
- 00:39:57,231 --> 00:40:00,234 Завтра мы готовим окорок.
- 00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:05,364 Будет здорово, если ты придешь. Посидим, обсудим всё.
- 00:40:08,784 --> 00:40:10,285 Ты, я и…
- 00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:12,120 Филдс.
- 00:40:17,793 --> 00:40:19,086 Хорошо.
- 00:40:19,169 --> 00:40:20,295 Отлично.
- 00:40:21,797 --> 00:40:22,965 Мы любим красное вино.
- 00:40:23,715 --> 00:40:24,716 Дорогое.
- 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,844 [Ирвинг] Хорошо. До завтра.
- 00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:32,266 - Тебя подвезти? - [Ирвинг] Я прогуляюсь. Спасибо.
- 00:40:32,349 --> 00:40:33,350 Уверен?
- 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,019 Я знаю, где ты живешь.
- 00:40:38,647 --> 00:40:41,483 [смешок]
- 00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:44,403 - До завтра. - Ага.
- 00:40:49,449 --> 00:40:51,451 [заводится мотор]
- 00:41:13,182 --> 00:41:14,183 [дверь закрывается]
- 00:41:15,267 --> 00:41:17,269 [приближаются шаги]
- 00:41:19,104 --> 00:41:21,648 [Марк] Прости, гоголь-моголя не было.
- 00:41:22,191 --> 00:41:23,942 Наверное, не сезон.
- 00:41:25,694 --> 00:41:27,070 Какого хрена ты делаешь?
- 00:41:27,154 --> 00:41:30,240 Мне нужны болевые точки. То, что пробудит воспоминания.
- 00:41:30,782 --> 00:41:31,909 - Вязание? - Да.
- 00:41:31,992 --> 00:41:34,578 Она говорила, что вязание дает ей время подумать.
- 00:41:37,164 --> 00:41:38,790 ПОЧТА КРЕМИРОВАННЫЕ ОСТАНКИ
- 00:41:39,374 --> 00:41:40,375 Это она?
- 00:41:42,461 --> 00:41:44,004 По крайней мере я так думал.
- 00:41:51,845 --> 00:41:54,264 Она не умерла. Просто она не здесь.
- 00:41:57,643 --> 00:41:58,977 Тогда кто там?
- 00:42:00,437 --> 00:42:02,439 У них есть связи в морге.
- 00:42:02,523 --> 00:42:05,943 - Они им платят, как и всему Киру. - [кашляет]
- 00:42:09,530 --> 00:42:11,031 Хорошо себя чувствуешь?
- 00:42:11,114 --> 00:42:13,617 Хм. Приемлемо.
- 00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:16,787 Так что, мы будем…
- 00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:17,871 Еще один день.
- 00:42:19,498 --> 00:42:21,041 Обычно это к лучшему.
- 00:42:22,084 --> 00:42:24,378 Обычно? Ты сделала это один раз.
- 00:42:24,461 --> 00:42:25,838 Не хочу спешить.
- 00:42:25,921 --> 00:42:27,089 Это рискованно.
- 00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:28,841 Это не точная наука, Марк.
- 00:42:28,924 --> 00:42:32,135 Сомневаюсь, что это вообще научно, но да ладно.
- 00:42:35,305 --> 00:42:36,890 Еды хватает?
- 00:42:37,474 --> 00:42:38,517 Пока.
- 00:42:58,412 --> 00:42:59,746 Они причиняют ей боль?
- 00:43:04,126 --> 00:43:05,419 [Регаби] Я не знаю.
- 00:43:15,345 --> 00:43:17,431 - [мисс Кейси] <i>Твой экстра.</i> - [Марк] Что?
- 00:43:18,849 --> 00:43:20,267 Я молчала.
- 00:43:29,109 --> 00:43:33,947 [мисс Кейси] <i>Твой экстра паркует машину меньше чем за 20 секунд.</i>
- 00:43:45,375 --> 00:43:48,837 <i>Твой экстра изящно катается на роликах.</i>
- 00:43:54,426 --> 00:43:59,806 <i>Твой экстра оплачивает все счета в трехдневный срок.</i>
- 00:44:20,869 --> 00:44:27,084 <i>Твой экстра слушает музыку, пока бреется, но не когда моется в душе.</i>
- 00:44:35,676 --> 00:44:39,596 <i>Твой экстра предпочитает два шарика мороженого в порции,</i>
- 00:44:40,639 --> 00:44:43,892 <i>но они должны быть одного вкуса.</i>
- 00:44:50,232 --> 00:44:54,403 <i>Твой экстра однажды поймал бабочку.</i>
- 00:45:03,662 --> 00:45:06,081 Твой экстра собирается…
- 00:45:08,542 --> 00:45:09,543 [ахает]
- 00:46:39,383 --> 00:46:41,385 Перевод субтитров: Дмитрий Трашков
- 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,059 Do you have them?
- 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:17,119 Thank you.
- 00:03:58,864 --> 00:03:59,865 - Hey. - <i>Hey.</i>
- 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,158 <i>How was the weekend thing?</i>
- 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,035 Good, I guess.
- 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,954 Although my innie fell off a rope, apparently.
- 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:07,039 <i>A rope?</i>
- 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,041 <i>Are you hurt?</i>
- 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,376 No, I just got a little wet, that's all.
- 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,587 <i>Jesus, it's like it never ends with these guys.</i>
- 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,547 <i>Do you know what the fuck actually happened?</i>
- 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:16,798 I have no idea.
- 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:23,472 <i>Fuck. Well, how's the old "burning shit into your eyeballs" thing going?</i>
- 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:28,477 I still can't get it to last long enough.
- 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,896 <i>Okay. So, what do we do?</i>
- 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,483 Just keep trying, I guess.
- 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,026 <i>Do you have any other ideas?</i>
- 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,533 Hey, I'm sorry. I gotta get to work.
- 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,826 - <i>All right. Bye.</i> - Yeah. Bye.
- 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,497 - Hey. - You need to get your dryer fixed.
- 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:52,709 Yeah. Or you could just, like, not live here.
- 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,128 I can't keep coming in and out.
- 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:57,673 You think they're watching us?
- 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:00,342 Depends on how dumb you've played it.
- 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,346 Hey, when do we keep going?
- 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,640 Maybe tonight. I'll decide later.
- 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,184 'Cause I haven't remembered anything else.
- 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,604 Right. Well, maybe your innie has.
- 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,851 You took the rest of the weekend to recover?
- 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:52,853 I'm fine.
- 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:56,064 Will I be updating Father later?
- 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,863 He should hear it from me.
- 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:11,079 We have decided to spare him knowledge of this contretemps.
- 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:20,047 Well, please let him know that his daughter is alive and well.
- 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:24,134 The medical team says your tempers will rebalance quickly.
- 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,094 Good to hear.
- 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:31,058 Some residual trauma is to be expected after such an ordeal.
- 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,479 Perhaps we could arrange another obligement session this evening.
- 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:37,481 I said I'm fine.
- 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,983 We're close, Helena.
- 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:43,487 What's he at, 78%?
- 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,365 Eighty-one. As of Friday.
- 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,492 It won't be much longer.
- 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,285 You can do this.
- 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,082 I'm not going back down there.
- 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,127 It won't be you. It will be your innie.
- 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,756 My innie who tried to kill me?
- 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,635 And then the other one tried to kill me.
- 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,682 They're fucking animals.
- 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:19,731 I'll just fake it again.
- 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,275 We can't take that chance.
- 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,652 We need to clean this up.
- 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:27,531 Milchick's many errors this weekend have forced our hand.
- 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:30,450 And Father approves?
- 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:34,246 Father encouraged it.
- 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:39,835 <i>It's a risk.</i>
- 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:41,587 <i>We know this.</i>
- 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,090 <i>But there is no other solution.</i>
- 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,677 <i>Mark S. won't work without her.</i>
- 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:52,347 And the work is mysterious and important.
- 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:55,559 So we must give him her.
- 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,901 <i>The Board appreciates your sacrifice.</i>
- 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:35,182 Good morning, Helly R.
- 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,727 Who the fuck are you?
- 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,734 I'm Miss Huang.
- 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,113 What the hell?
- 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:52,282 Please follow me.
- 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,743 Mr. Milchick will explain.
- 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,567 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:29,194 - Is she… - Her innie.
- 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,155 MDR.
- 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:35,200 Together again.
- 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:36,952 Come on in.
- 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,830 I need to know what's going on.
- 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:40,914 Like, right now.
- 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,332 Where's Irving?
- 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:43,917 And why was he trying to drown me?
- 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:45,169 'Cause you're a fucking Eagan.
- 00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:48,630 - Was she spying on us? - Wait, what?
- 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:49,840 The whole time.
- 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,592 It's called a Glasgow block.
- 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,762 - It allows one's outie to-- - Wait.
- 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,639 Are you saying that she was down here?
- 00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,141 As me?
- 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,475 Maybe she still is.
- 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:03,312 Hey, I repeat myself. Where is Irving?
- 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,355 - Yeah, where is he? - I'm so confused.
- 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,191 Answer my question!
- 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,901 Excuse me.
- 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:21,205 Helena Eagan, in her executive capacity, was conducting valuable research.
- 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,750 By stealing my fucking body?
- 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:29,505 Irving had no knowledge of what management's intention was in this action,
- 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:33,717 and in so doing, he nearly drowned you.
- 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:39,640 Our only option was permanent dismissal.
- 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,437 So he is dead?
- 00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:48,524 No.
- 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:52,444 Irving B's outie has departed on an elongated cruise voyage.
- 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,282 I don't give three dry fucks about his outie.
- 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:02,162 She doesn't have the right to take my identity.
- 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,215 Have you ever heard the story of the <i>Gråkappan</i>?
- 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:25,060 Let's assume we haven't.
- 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,903 In ancient times, the king of Sweden himself
- 00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:38,365 was known to go incognito amongst his people
- 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,702 in the hopes of learning their true grievances.
- 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:47,749 He would don an old, gray robe, a <i>Gråkappan</i>,
- 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,919 the name for which he was remembered,
- 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:55,465 to disguise his royal vestments.
- 00:11:56,466 --> 00:12:00,470 Kier Eagan himself was known to do so in his ether factories,
- 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:06,018 and Ms. Eagan was carrying on this noble tradition.
- 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,192 This smells like horseshit.
- 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:17,905 Yeah. Swedish horseshit, and Irving is still dead.
- 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:23,076 As I said, Irving B's outie has departed on an elonga--
- 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,162 On an elongated cruise voyage. Yeah, I know.
- 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,914 Is he gonna come back or not?
- 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,721 He is not.
- 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:48,393 Wow. Some actual honesty.
- 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,356 You fucking murderers.
- 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,107 You can't do this to people.
- 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,195 It will take time to absorb all that has occurred.
- 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,283 This went well.
- 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,455 Allow me to escort you to MDR
- 00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:12,709 and help reacclimate you to your work environment.
- 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:34,064 What in the abominable fuck?
- 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:48,537 This is you.
- 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,622 Hell no. I'm not going near that thing.
- 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,917 Dylan, please.
- 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,549 If you're taking feedback, I hate it.
- 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:01,842 Same.
- 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:12,728 Well, the ORTBO was a challenge for us all in ways expected and non.
- 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:22,654 You mean like Jame Eagan's daughter <i>Gråkappanning </i>us?
- 00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:28,702 Careful, Dylan. Words have consequences.
- 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,330 I'd hate to rescind certain privileges.
- 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,084 As you can see, all of your items
- 00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:38,629 have been moved to your new work tri-stations.
- 00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:40,881 Hall passes will still be available.
- 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,341 Let us have a funeral.
- 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,635 I'm sorry?
- 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:48,138 Irving is a person, and he's gone.
- 00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:49,223 So,
- 00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:51,850 we'd like to have a funeral.
- 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:57,064 Not a retirement party, a funeral.
- 00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,066 Right?
- 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,361 Yeah.
- 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:06,365 A funeral.
- 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,452 Is this MDR's position?
- 00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:11,620 Dude?
- 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,580 Little help?
- 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:19,086 Sure. As long as it's quick.
- 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,255 - Quick? - Quick. Yes.
- 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,632 So it doesn't take up the whole day.
- 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,092 Well said, Mark.
- 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,636 I'll see if we can pull something together.
- 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:32,140 In the meantime, let's make some forward progress on the files at hand.
- 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:33,642 Shall we?
- 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,769 Thank you.
- 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,438 Not you.
- 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:05,174 Miss Huang, we need to ready a bereavement kit for MDR.
- 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,717 Meet me in the back office.
- 00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:19,730 Mark?
- 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,149 Hello?
- 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,652 I'm gonna come in.
- 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,030 I'm coming in.
- 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:33,702 Hey.
- 00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:37,706 Are you okay?
- 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,499 Uh-huh. No, not really.
- 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,129 Yeah. This is seriously fucked up.
- 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:45,214 Yeah.
- 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,387 You couldn't tell?
- 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,348 That she wasn't me?
- 00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:57,601 Obviously not.
- 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,562 What was she like?
- 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,694 Like you.
- 00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:11,573 Or you're like her? I don't know.
- 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:15,160 I don't know who you are, I guess.
- 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,540 Yes, you do.
- 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,375 Okay.
- 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,130 It's not my fault that my outie hijacked me.
- 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:30,217 Yeah. No, totally. I get it. It sucks.
- 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,722 - Mark… - Yeah.
- 00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,474 What happened to you up there?
- 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,019 Doesn't matter.
- 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,563 - It doesn't matter? - No.
- 00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:44,147 Don't you want to hear what happened to me?
- 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:48,318 No, I don't. And let's just try to forget it. Okay?
- 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:17,014 I thought bereavement events were for innies who die on the floor.
- 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,058 Yes.
- 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:25,189 Well, the Affections Index for Irving B. was in the high 60s.
- 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,025 It will help the others to grieve.
- 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,865 May I say a question?
- 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,658 You may.
- 00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:42,247 You shouldn't let them have a funeral.
- 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,959 It makes them feel like people.
- 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,755 That wasn't a question.
- 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:51,757 That was an opinion.
- 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,468 Unsolicited.
- 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:09,149 Your first performance review is today, right?
- 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,370 That was a question.
- 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,251 I'll ready the refreshments.
- 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,586 You focus on the mournful signage.
- 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,267 <i>Today we honor Irving B.</i>
- 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,437 <i>Normally, when an innie goes to be with Kier,</i>
- 00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:51,275 <i>we hold a retirement party, which they attend.</i>
- 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:56,321 But given the sudden and frigid events which brought us here,
- 00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,574 that's not feasible.
- 00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,494 As such, let us each take nine seconds
- 00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:07,583 to silently remember Irving and thank Kier for our time with him.
- 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:16,383 There. You may now lift your heads and open your eyes.
- 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,845 We will now have a eulogy from Dylan G.
- 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,822 It's hard to pinpoint a favorite Irving story.
- 00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:43,243 For the least fun guy in the world, he was really fun.
- 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,664 He put the "dick" in contradiction.
- 00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:53,754 One time, he was pissed at me for watering down the toner,
- 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,715 so he put toner in my water cup.
- 00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,384 He stopped me before I drank it, though.
- 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:03,055 He just wanted to make a point, not harm me physically.
- 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:09,645 But I did accidentally take a sip of it later 'cause I forgot he said that.
- 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:17,194 He asked me for help with something near the end, and I didn't listen.
- 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,114 And in his final moments,
- 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:25,702 he would have been totally justified in telling me to suck my own fuck.
- 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,038 But he didn't.
- 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,251 Yeah.
- 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,464 He was awesome, and I miss him.
- 00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:44,137 Thank you, Dylan G.
- 00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:48,600 A little sugar with your usual salt.
- 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,649 Thank you for your attendance and your participation.
- 00:21:56,567 --> 00:22:00,737 You may now briefly partake in Irving's fruit head,
- 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,741 whose dark hair is courtesy of the Black Beauty Watermelon.
- 00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:07,828 From the country of Malaysia.
- 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:13,667 Miss Huang.
- 00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:29,808 I thought I was going to perform.
- 00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:33,187 Yes, well, I feel the theremin works best in moderation.
- 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:36,106 - But I practiced-- - You can play your piece for me later.
- 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:37,691 Yes?
- 00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:03,759 You okay?
- 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:07,596 How about you?
- 00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:09,223 Okay.
- 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:14,728 You're not staying?
- 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:18,732 I gotta get to work, but great ceremony, guys.
- 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:20,067 Seriously?
- 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,613 I mean, isn't it kind of over?
- 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:26,406 Mark…
- 00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:27,741 Just let him go.
- 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:32,412 - What? - Irving was your friend, and he's dead.
- 00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:35,165 - Why don't you give a shit? - Because he's not dead.
- 00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:36,834 He's just not here.
- 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,128 You two catch up?
- 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:42,506 What's that?
- 00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:47,177 You tell her Ms. Casey's your wife yet?
- 00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:51,974 Wait, what?
- 00:23:53,559 --> 00:23:55,769 Yeah, I mean, it's my outie's wife, but sure…
- 00:23:55,853 --> 00:23:57,688 No, it's pretty crazy.
- 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:01,567 Mark.
- 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,573 Mark, what the hell?
- 00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:11,869 - Why won't you talk to me? - What do you want to talk about, Helly?
- 00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:14,705 I don't know. Maybe the fact that Ms. Casey's your outie's wife?
- 00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:16,206 What are we gonna do?
- 00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:19,084 Well, we're not gonna do anything.
- 00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:20,169 Not gonna do anything?
- 00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:23,213 - Seriously? - Yes. Seriously.
- 00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:26,133 Come on. We'll work as a team. We'll figure this out.
- 00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:29,219 - "We'll"? There's no "we," Helly. - What?
- 00:24:29,303 --> 00:24:31,722 - It doesn't matter. - Why?
- 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:32,848 - Why? - Yeah. Why?
- 00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:35,517 Because they are smarter than us, okay?
- 00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:37,144 They know everything.
- 00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:39,771 Me looking for Ms. Casey,
- 00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:42,399 us wandering around, meeting other departments,
- 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,859 mapping the floor, all of it.
- 00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:45,819 They know everything we're doing
- 00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:49,907 because Helena told them everything we're doing.
- 00:24:50,574 --> 00:24:51,783 That wasn't me.
- 00:24:52,868 --> 00:24:55,662 Mark, lo… I'm not her. I'm not.
- 00:24:57,581 --> 00:24:58,707 I'm me.
- 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:01,835 Helly.
- 00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:04,546 And how do I know that?
- 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,346 You don't.
- 00:25:14,598 --> 00:25:16,225 You just have to trust me.
- 00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:22,147 This is real.
- 00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,571 Not everything here is a lie.
- 00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:38,664 And stop being a fucking asshole.
- 00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:51,301 Your first performance review as Department Chief. Excited?
- 00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:55,180 Very much so.
- 00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:57,599 Shall we?
- 00:25:57,683 --> 00:26:00,185 Natalie, just before we begin,
- 00:26:00,269 --> 00:26:02,396 I was wondering if I could have a word with you.
- 00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:10,362 The paintings.
- 00:26:12,114 --> 00:26:15,200 I want you to understand I am grateful for them.
- 00:26:15,868 --> 00:26:16,869 Truly.
- 00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:20,789 If they're a measure of appreciation, then I accept that appreciation.
- 00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:29,965 I was just wondering if you could share with me a little
- 00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:33,927 how you felt when you received the paintings.
- 00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:35,888 Because I'm thinking
- 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:40,017 our experiences here have been similar in some ways,
- 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,687 we face similar challenges,
- 00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:48,859 and perhaps the paintings and the somewhat complicated feelings they evoke.
- 00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:58,785 Mr. Drummond's waiting.
- 00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:01,830 Yes, of course.
- 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:05,918 Let us go.
- 00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:23,060 Okay, asshole.
- 00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:25,812 Guess this is it.
- 00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:29,149 Sorry I let you down.
- 00:28:34,339 --> 00:28:35,841 <i>Welcome, Mr. Milchick.</i>
- 00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:40,429 {\an8}Today, I will be conducting your monthly performance review.
- 00:28:41,305 --> 00:28:43,765 This review can take anywhere from two to six hours,
- 00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:47,603 depending on the number of atonements and approbations required.
- 00:28:47,686 --> 00:28:50,272 If the review is to take longer than four hours,
- 00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:54,568 there will be a break for lunch, with the order taken in advance.
- 00:28:54,651 --> 00:28:56,820 Well, I hope that won't be necessary.
- 00:28:59,281 --> 00:29:01,033 Here is the lunch menu.
- 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:11,835 Let's start with the positives.
- 00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:16,673 You received the gift of Kier paintings with grace.
- 00:29:16,757 --> 00:29:19,885 Your attendance and urinalysis are both in the excellent range.
- 00:29:19,968 --> 00:29:21,386 Wonderful.
- 00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:23,972 Alternatively and sadly,
- 00:29:24,056 --> 00:29:27,976 there have been three contentions reported anonymously
- 00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:31,104 which have been investigated and confirmed.
- 00:29:33,857 --> 00:29:36,860 "One: uses too many big words."
- 00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:41,323 Well, perchance I may colloquially employ a--
- 00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:44,826 Anti-deflections will be heard after the lunch break.
- 00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:46,495 Yes, sorry.
- 00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:50,624 Two: on several of your daily logs,
- 00:29:50,707 --> 00:29:53,752 the paper clip was installed back to front,
- 00:29:53,836 --> 00:29:58,298 which led to a confusion as to where in the document to begin reading.
- 00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:01,218 Here are the incidents.
- 00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:07,224 But the bulk of our day will revolve around the following.
- 00:30:07,766 --> 00:30:12,020 You brought in a new refining team for Mark S.
- 00:30:12,104 --> 00:30:14,022 which failed to coalesce.
- 00:30:14,523 --> 00:30:16,525 You instituted kindness reforms.
- 00:30:16,608 --> 00:30:18,527 Because I'm not Harmony Cobel.
- 00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:23,740 Kindness reforms that seemed to have, in no way,
- 00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:28,287 deterred curiosity or idling by the team once they returned.
- 00:30:28,370 --> 00:30:32,791 You arranged an outdoor retreat and team-building occurrence
- 00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:35,502 which resulted in the termination of one employee,
- 00:30:36,086 --> 00:30:38,714 and the discovery of the true identity of another
- 00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:41,758 at great risk and harm to the Eagan name.
- 00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:04,281 {\an8}<i>Look, Seth, Mark Scout's completion of Cold Harbor…</i>
- 00:31:05,157 --> 00:31:06,533 will be remembered
- 00:31:06,617 --> 00:31:10,370 as one of the greatest moments in the history of this planet.
- 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:14,499 It will take place under your stewardship.
- 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:17,461 <i>That's quite a legacy you will leave.</i>
- 00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:18,670 <i>Thank you, Mr. Drummond.</i>
- 00:31:19,838 --> 00:31:21,381 That means a great deal.
- 00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:27,179 <i>This milestone seems to have clouded your judgment.</i>
- 00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:31,099 I think it's time to go back to the basics, Seth.
- 00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:34,603 To remember these severed workers' greater purpose…
- 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:43,237 and to treat them as what they really are.
- 00:32:30,909 --> 00:32:32,494 I'm tightening the leash.
- 00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:54,266 Hi, Mark.
- 00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:56,226 Mr. Milchick.
- 00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:58,729 I see you left work six minutes early.
- 00:32:58,812 --> 00:32:59,938 May I come in?
- 00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:10,199 How was the rest of the funeral?
- 00:33:11,033 --> 00:33:12,826 Did you get what you needed from it?
- 00:33:14,369 --> 00:33:16,038 Yeah, sure.
- 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:21,502 Hey, did Miss Huang take notes?
- 00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:26,423 I can't wait to read her article about it in that newspaper you showed me.
- 00:33:26,507 --> 00:33:27,883 What was it called again?
- 00:33:28,884 --> 00:33:31,178 <i>The Bullshit Gazette</i>?
- 00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:37,768 Hopefully, now we can put all this grief and tumult behind us
- 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:40,729 and look forward to some productive workdays ahead.
- 00:33:40,812 --> 00:33:44,066 You mean putting the numbers in the thing--
- 00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:45,484 - Refining. - Right.
- 00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:47,778 Yes. Does that sound good?
- 00:33:47,861 --> 00:33:49,988 Whatever you say, Mr. Milchick.
- 00:33:50,072 --> 00:33:51,240 Praise Kier.
- 00:34:00,916 --> 00:34:02,668 Did you and Helly R. catch up?
- 00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:05,087 We did.
- 00:34:05,170 --> 00:34:08,465 Did you tell her that you fucked her outie at the ORTBO?
- 00:34:14,012 --> 00:34:15,389 Helena Eagan,
- 00:34:16,473 --> 00:34:18,684 leader-in-waiting of this company.
- 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,612 Have a restful evening.
- 00:34:51,842 --> 00:34:53,510 <i>"The workers were diligent,</i>
- 00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:56,138 <i>focused on the task at hand.</i>
- 00:34:57,639 --> 00:35:01,727 <i>Pleasantly surprised, I noticed that not a single worker had a watch.</i>
- 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:05,772 <i>They simply referenced a large standard clock near the door,</i>
- 00:35:06,356 --> 00:35:09,193 <i>just hands and numbers and cogs and purpose.</i>
- 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:13,238 Your sovereign boss may own the clock that greets you from the wall,
- 00:35:13,322 --> 00:35:16,992 but you get to enjoy its ticking and thus should be happy."
- 00:35:20,204 --> 00:35:21,205 Yes.
- 00:35:21,288 --> 00:35:24,374 Babe, it's the literal opposite of what you were saying before.
- 00:35:26,168 --> 00:35:27,169 Okay.
- 00:35:27,753 --> 00:35:31,173 I see how you'd feel that way.
- 00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:33,258 But one point that Nat made was--
- 00:35:33,342 --> 00:35:34,343 Nat, okay.
- 00:35:36,053 --> 00:35:40,599 She said that innies tend to thrive in an environment of structure,
- 00:35:40,682 --> 00:35:42,351 and once that is established,
- 00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:45,187 then they are more open to self-expansion.
- 00:35:45,270 --> 00:35:47,731 So I am just trying to speak their language.
- 00:35:47,814 --> 00:35:50,150 I know, but this sounds like Lumon's language.
- 00:35:50,234 --> 00:35:52,986 Well, it's a Trojan's horse.
- 00:35:53,070 --> 00:35:56,490 If I can get my ideas to severed workers all across the world,
- 00:35:56,573 --> 00:35:59,618 it might beget a revolution.
- 00:35:59,701 --> 00:36:01,370 But these aren't your ideas.
- 00:36:01,995 --> 00:36:04,498 These are not your ideas, and also…
- 00:36:04,581 --> 00:36:05,582 Whatever.
- 00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:07,292 And what?
- 00:36:07,376 --> 00:36:10,546 Okay, Lumon hurts people, you know that, and if you want to water down your work
- 00:36:10,629 --> 00:36:12,756 so they can use it for their fucking propaganda,
- 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,174 then you're hurting people too.
- 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:17,719 Okay. I will reflect on your words.
- 00:36:17,803 --> 00:36:18,846 Thank you.
- 00:36:20,931 --> 00:36:23,433 And also,
- 00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:28,522 this is a fiscal and creative opportunity
- 00:36:28,605 --> 00:36:30,524 unlike any I have yet seen.
- 00:36:32,025 --> 00:36:34,611 And I'm not inclined to just walk away from it.
- 00:36:36,697 --> 00:36:40,075 Unless me selling millions of copies of my book
- 00:36:40,158 --> 00:36:44,705 and the life that that manages to give us has somehow lost its appeal for you.
- 00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:49,501 Okay. Whatever. I'm gonna go to bed.
- 00:36:50,085 --> 00:36:52,462 No. Babe.
- 00:36:52,546 --> 00:36:53,630 No, thank you.
- 00:37:52,981 --> 00:37:54,358 It's me again.
- 00:37:55,234 --> 00:37:57,986 So, they fired me.
- 00:37:58,070 --> 00:38:00,572 I think they knew what my innie was up to.
- 00:38:00,656 --> 00:38:02,199 I'm telling you to--
- 00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:05,327 I have to go.
- 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:15,128 Hey!
- 00:38:17,256 --> 00:38:18,257 Hey!
- 00:38:19,258 --> 00:38:22,010 You. Why are you following me?
- 00:38:26,431 --> 00:38:27,516 I got this thing.
- 00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:33,146 When somebody shows up on my doorstep screaming my name, I wanna know why.
- 00:38:33,647 --> 00:38:35,023 Call it a quirk.
- 00:38:37,401 --> 00:38:38,735 You're with Lumon.
- 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:45,909 Why were you at my house the other night?
- 00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:50,539 I don't know.
- 00:38:51,582 --> 00:38:54,251 It wasn't you at all, was it?
- 00:38:54,751 --> 00:38:55,752 You're severed.
- 00:39:01,216 --> 00:39:03,844 I got canned a couple of weeks ago.
- 00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:05,179 When I pressed them for a reason,
- 00:39:05,262 --> 00:39:10,267 they said my innie had an unsanctioned, erotic entanglement with another worker.
- 00:39:10,350 --> 00:39:11,852 They wouldn't tell me who.
- 00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:17,274 Then you show up at my door.
- 00:39:22,654 --> 00:39:24,323 You think we were an item?
- 00:39:24,948 --> 00:39:27,117 Well, Fields certainly thinks so.
- 00:39:27,201 --> 00:39:30,162 We had to cancel our trip to Milwaukee. Thanks for that.
- 00:39:31,246 --> 00:39:34,791 - Fields? - That's my husband, Fields.
- 00:39:35,417 --> 00:39:37,377 I'm sorry.
- 00:39:37,461 --> 00:39:38,879 Yeah, well…
- 00:39:38,962 --> 00:39:41,381 And I'm sorry I came at you just now.
- 00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:45,177 It's fine.
- 00:39:50,724 --> 00:39:53,435 Maybe you could-- I don't know.
- 00:39:54,686 --> 00:39:55,687 What?
- 00:39:57,231 --> 00:40:00,234 We got a ham. We're planning to have it tomorrow.
- 00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:05,364 Might be nice if you come over. We could sit down, talk through it all.
- 00:40:08,784 --> 00:40:10,285 You, me, and…
- 00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:12,120 Fields.
- 00:40:17,793 --> 00:40:19,086 I suppose.
- 00:40:19,169 --> 00:40:20,295 Great.
- 00:40:21,797 --> 00:40:22,965 We like red wine.
- 00:40:23,715 --> 00:40:24,716 Expensive.
- 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,844 Okay. Tomorrow.
- 00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:30,013 You need a lift?
- 00:40:30,806 --> 00:40:32,266 I'll walk. Thanks.
- 00:40:32,349 --> 00:40:33,350 You sure?
- 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,019 I know where you live.
- 00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:44,403 - See you tomorrow. - Yes.
- 00:41:19,479 --> 00:41:21,648 Sorry there wasn't any eggnog.
- 00:41:22,191 --> 00:41:23,942 Might be out of season.
- 00:41:25,694 --> 00:41:27,070 What the fuck are you doing?
- 00:41:27,154 --> 00:41:30,240 I needed some pressure points. Things to rattle your memories.
- 00:41:30,782 --> 00:41:31,909 - Knitting? - Yeah.
- 00:41:31,992 --> 00:41:34,578 She said it gave her time to think.
- 00:41:39,374 --> 00:41:40,375 That her?
- 00:41:42,461 --> 00:41:44,004 What I thought was her.
- 00:41:51,845 --> 00:41:54,264 She's not dead. She's just not here.
- 00:41:57,643 --> 00:41:58,977 Who's in there?
- 00:42:00,437 --> 00:42:02,439 They know people at the morgue.
- 00:42:02,523 --> 00:42:05,192 On the payroll, like everywhere else in Kier.
- 00:42:09,530 --> 00:42:11,031 You feel all right?
- 00:42:13,075 --> 00:42:16,787 Basically. So, are we gonna…
- 00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:17,871 One more day.
- 00:42:19,498 --> 00:42:21,041 Usually that's best.
- 00:42:22,084 --> 00:42:24,378 Usually? You've done this once.
- 00:42:24,461 --> 00:42:25,838 I don't wanna rush things.
- 00:42:25,921 --> 00:42:27,089 There's risk.
- 00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:28,841 It's not an exact science, Mark.
- 00:42:28,924 --> 00:42:32,135 I'm not sure it's science, period, but okay.
- 00:42:35,305 --> 00:42:36,890 You good on snacks?
- 00:42:37,474 --> 00:42:38,517 For now.
- 00:42:58,412 --> 00:42:59,746 Are they hurting her?
- 00:43:04,126 --> 00:43:05,419 I don't know.
- 00:43:15,345 --> 00:43:16,346 <i>Your outie.</i>
- 00:43:16,430 --> 00:43:17,431 What?
- 00:43:18,849 --> 00:43:20,267 I didn't say anything.
- 00:43:29,109 --> 00:43:33,947 <i>Your outie can parallel park in less than 20 seconds.</i>
- 00:43:45,375 --> 00:43:48,837 <i>Your outie can roller-skate with grace.</i>
- 00:43:54,426 --> 00:43:59,806 <i>Your outie pays all of his gas and electric bills within three business days.</i>
- 00:44:20,869 --> 00:44:27,084 <i>Your outie listens to music while shaving, but not while showering.</i>
- 00:44:35,676 --> 00:44:39,596 <i>Your outie prefers two scoops of ice cream in a serving,</i>
- 00:44:40,639 --> 00:44:43,892 <i>but they must be the same flavor.</i>
- 00:44:50,232 --> 00:44:54,403 <i>Your outie once captured a butterfly.</i>
- 00:45:03,662 --> 00:45:06,081 Your outie is going to--
- 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,059 Они у вас?
- 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:17,119 Спасибо.
- 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:41,430 РАЗДЕЛЕНИЕ
- 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:01,158 - Привет. - <i>Привет. Как всё прошло?</i>
- 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,035 Неплохо вроде.
- 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,954 Но мне сказали, мой интра не удержался на веревке.
- 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:07,039 <i>На веревке?</i>
- 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,041 <i>Ты поранился?</i>
- 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,376 Нет, лишь немного промок, только и всего.
- 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,587 <i>Боже, вечно у них что-то новое.</i>
- 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,547 <i>Ты знаешь, что именно случилось?</i>
- 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:16,798 Понятия не имею.
- 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:23,472 <i>Чёрт. А как продвигается твоя идея выжечь послание на сетчатке?</i>
- 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:28,477 До сих пор не добился длительного эффекта.
- 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,896 <i>Ясно. И что будем делать?</i>
- 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,483 Будем пробовать дальше, думаю.
- 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,026 <i>Есть другие идеи?</i>
- 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,533 Слушай, извини. Мне надо на работу.
- 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,826 - <i>Ладно. Пока.</i> - Ага. Пока.
- 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,497 - Привет. - Тебе надо сушилку починить.
- 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:52,709 Ага. Или ты могла бы просто не жить здесь.
- 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,128 Мне не стоит светиться.
- 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:57,673 Думаешь, они следят?
- 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:00,342 Смотря как убедительно ты сыграл.
- 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,346 Слушай, когда продолжим?
- 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,640 Может, сегодня вечером. Я позже решу.
- 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,184 Потому что я больше ничего не вспомнил.
- 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,604 Ага. Ну, может, твой интра вспомнил.
- 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,851 Остаток выходных приходила в себя?
- 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:52,853 Всё хорошо.
- 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:56,064 Отцу я сама всё доложу позже?
- 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,863 Он должен узнать это от меня.
- 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:11,079 Мы решили не сообщать ему об этом инциденте.
- 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:20,047 Сообщите ему, что его дочь жива и здорова.
- 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:24,134 Врачи говорят, что ты скоро придешь в норму.
- 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,094 Рада слышать.
- 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:31,058 Посттравматические симптомы после такого испытания не редкость.
- 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,479 Возможно, стоит организовать еще один сеанс повинности вечером.
- 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:37,481 Говорю же, всё хорошо.
- 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,983 Мы почти у цели, Хелена.
- 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:43,487 Сколько у него, 78%?
- 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,365 Восемьдесят один. По данным на пятницу.
- 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,492 Осталось недолго.
- 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,285 Ты справишься.
- 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,082 Я туда не вернусь.
- 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,127 Не ты. Туда отправится твоя интра.
- 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,756 Которая пыталась меня убить?
- 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,635 А потом меня чуть не убил другой интра.
- 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,682 Они гребаные животные.
- 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:21,275 - Я опять притворюсь. - Нельзя так рисковать.
- 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,652 Нужно всё исправить.
- 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:27,531 Все просчеты Милчика в эти выходные вынудили нас действовать.
- 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:30,450 И отец одобряет?
- 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:34,246 Он благословил нас на это.
- 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:39,835 <i>Риск есть.</i>
- 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:41,587 <i>Мы знаем.</i>
- 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,090 <i>Но иного выхода нет.</i>
- 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,677 <i>Марк С. не будет работать без нее.</i>
- 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:52,347 А это важное и таинственное дело.
- 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:55,559 Она должна быть с ним.
- 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,901 <i>Совет ценит твою жертву.</i>
- 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:35,182 Доброе утро, Хелли Р.
- 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,727 Ты еще кто такая?
- 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,734 Я мисс Хуан.
- 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,113 Какого чёрта?
- 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:52,282 Прошу, следуйте за мной.
- 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,743 Мистер Милчик всё объяснит.
- 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,567 - Привет. - Привет.
- 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:29,194 - Это… - Ее интра.
- 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,155 ОМД.
- 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:35,200 Вновь вместе.
- 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:36,952 Входите.
- 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,830 Я требую объяснений.
- 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:40,914 Немедленно.
- 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,332 Где Ирвинг?
- 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:43,917 И почему он хотел меня утопить?
- 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:45,169 Ты из гребаных Эганов.
- 00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:48,630 - Она за нами шпионила? - Что?
- 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:49,840 Всё это время.
- 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,592 Это называется блок Глазго.
- 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,762 - Экстра может… - Секунду.
- 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,639 Хотите сказать, она была здесь?
- 00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,141 Вместо меня?
- 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,475 Может, она и сейчас здесь.
- 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:03,312 Спрашиваю еще раз. Где Ирвинг?
- 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,355 - Да, где он? - Ничего не понимаю.
- 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,191 Ответьте на вопрос!
- 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,901 Я бы попросил.
- 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:21,205 Хелена Эган, как руководитель, проводила важное исследование.
- 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,750 Украв мое тело, мать ее?
- 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:29,505 Ирвинг не знал, какие цели преследовал менеджмент,
- 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:33,717 и посему чуть не утопил тебя.
- 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:39,640 Единственным выходом было его отстранение.
- 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,437 Значит, он мертв?
- 00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:48,524 Нет.
- 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:52,444 Экстра Ирвинга Б. отправился в продолжительный круиз.
- 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,282 Да мне вообще насрать на его экстру.
- 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:02,162 Какое она имеет право красть мою личность?
- 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,215 Вы слышали историю о Грокаппане?
- 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:25,060 Предположим, нет.
- 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,903 В незапамятные времена король Швеции
- 00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:38,365 выходил к своим подданным под чужим именем,
- 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,702 надеясь узнать об их насущных проблемах.
- 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:47,749 Он надевал старую серую мантию - Грокаппан,
- 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,919 то самое имя, под которым помнят и его,
- 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:55,465 и скрывал под ней свои королевские одеяния.
- 00:11:56,466 --> 00:12:00,470 Известно, что сам Кир Эган тайком посещал свои эфирные фабрики,
- 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:06,018 а мисс Эган продолжила эту благородную традицию.
- 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,192 Что за дерьмо собачье?
- 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:17,905 Ага. Скорее, шведское дерьмо. А Ирвинг всё равно мертв.
- 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:23,076 Я уже сказал, что экстра Ирвинга Б. отправился…
- 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,162 В продолжительный круиз. Слышал.
- 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,914 Так он вернется или нет?
- 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,721 Нет.
- 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:48,393 Ого. Правдивый ответ.
- 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,356 Вы гребаные убийцы.
- 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,107 Нельзя так с людьми.
- 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,195 Нужно время, чтобы принять то, что произошло.
- 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,283 Хорошо поболтали.
- 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,455 Позвольте проводить вас в ОМД
- 00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:12,709 и помочь вам привыкнуть к новой обстановке.
- 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:34,064 Что за мерзостная хрень?
- 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:50,622 - Твое место. - Нет уж. Я к этой штуковине не подойду.
- 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,917 Дилан, прошу.
- 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,549 Если нужен отзыв: это отстой.
- 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:01,842 Поддерживаю.
- 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:12,728 КМРОВ было для всех нас испытанием. И мы не смогли предвидеть всё.
- 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:22,654 Вы о том, как дочка Джейма Эгана нас чуть не угрокаппанила?
- 00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:28,702 Осторожно, Дилан. У слов есть последствия.
- 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,330 Я бы не хотел лишать тебя некоторых привилегий.
- 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:38,629 Как видите, все ваши вещи теперь стоят на ваших новых рабочих столах.
- 00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:40,881 Пропуски всё еще доступны.
- 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,341 Давайте устроим похороны.
- 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,635 Что?
- 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:48,138 Ирвинг - человек, а теперь его нет.
- 00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:49,223 Так что
- 00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:51,850 нужно устроить похороны.
- 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:57,064 Не пенсионную вечеринку, а похороны.
- 00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,066 Верно?
- 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,361 Да.
- 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:06,365 Похороны.
- 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,452 Это позиция ОМД?
- 00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:11,620 Чувак?
- 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,580 Поможешь?
- 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:19,086 Конечно. Только недолго.
- 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,255 - Недолго? - Да.
- 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,632 Чтобы это не растянулось на весь день.
- 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,092 Золотые слова, Марк.
- 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,636 Посмотрю, что мы можем сделать.
- 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:32,140 А пока приступайте к работе.
- 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:33,642 Хорошо?
- 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,769 Спасибо.
- 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,438 Не тебе.
- 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:05,174 Мисс Хуан, нужно подготовить похоронный комплект для ОМД.
- 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,717 Жду в подсобке.
- 00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:19,730 Марк?
- 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,149 Ау.
- 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,652 Я сейчас зайду.
- 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,030 Я захожу.
- 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:33,702 Привет.
- 00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:37,706 У тебя всё хорошо?
- 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,499 Нет. Не совсем.
- 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,129 Да уж. Это просто жуть.
- 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:45,214 Ага.
- 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,387 Ты не понял?
- 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,348 Что она не я?
- 00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:57,601 Нет, конечно.
- 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,562 Какая она?
- 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,694 Похожа на тебя.
- 00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:11,573 Или ты похожа на нее? Я не знаю.
- 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:15,160 Думаю, я не знаю, кто ты.
- 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,540 Конечно, знаешь.
- 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,375 Ладно.
- 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,130 Я не виновата, что моя экстра похитила мое тело.
- 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:30,217 Да. Да, конечно. Я понимаю. Это стремно.
- 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,722 - Марк… - Да.
- 00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,474 Что там случилось?
- 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,019 Неважно.
- 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,563 - Неважно? - Нет.
- 00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:44,147 Хочешь узнать, что было со мной?
- 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:48,318 Нет, не хочу. Давай просто забудем. Хорошо?
- 00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:09,840 {\an8}«ЛЮМОН»
- 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:17,014 Я думала, что похороны только для интр, которые умерли на этаже.
- 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,058 Да.
- 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:25,189 Но уровень привязанности к Ирвингу Б. был очень высок.
- 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,025 Это поможет им перенести утрату.
- 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,865 Можно высказать вопрос?
- 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,658 Можно.
- 00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:42,247 Не стоит позволять им устраивать похороны.
- 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,959 Так они чувствуют, что они люди.
- 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,755 Это не вопрос.
- 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:51,757 Это мнение.
- 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,468 Непрошеное.
- 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:09,149 Сегодня ваша первая аттестация, верно?
- 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,370 Это был вопрос.
- 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,251 Приготовлю закуски.
- 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,586 А ты займись траурными надписями.
- 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,220 «ЛЮМОН»
- 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,267 <i>Сегодня мы вспоминаем Ирвинга Б.</i>
- 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,435 ИРВИНГ Б. КВАРТАЛ 870 - КВАРТАЛ 882
- 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,437 <i>Обычно, когда интры отправляются к Киру,</i>
- 00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:51,275 <i>мы устраиваем пенсионную вечеринку, на которой они присутствуют.</i>
- 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:56,321 Но учитывая те внезапные и жуткие обстоятельства, которые привели нас сюда,
- 00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,574 это невозможно.
- 00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,494 А теперь у нас есть девять секунд,
- 00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:07,583 чтобы вспомнить Ирвинга и поблагодарить Кира за то время, что мы провели с ним.
- 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:16,383 Вот и всё. Можете поднять головы и открыть глаза.
- 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,845 Теперь с надгробной речью выступит Дилан Дж.
- 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,822 Сложно выбрать любимую историю про Ирвинга.
- 00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:43,243 С ним было весело, хоть он и был скучнейшим парнем в мире.
- 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,664 Этого гада было сложно разгадать.
- 00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:53,754 Как-то раз он разозлился на меня за то, что я разбавлял чернила,
- 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,715 и налил их в мой стакан.
- 00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,384 Но не дал мне их выпить.
- 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:03,055 Просто хотел преподать урок, но не причинить вред.
- 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:09,645 Я всё же нечаянно отпил чернил, потому что забыл, что они там.
- 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:17,194 Недавно он попросил меня ему помочь, а я его проигнорировал.
- 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,114 И в последние минуты своей жизни
- 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:25,702 он обоснованно мог бы послать меня куда подальше.
- 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,038 Но он этого не сделал.
- 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,251 Да.
- 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,464 Он был крутой, и я по нему скучаю.
- 00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:44,137 Спасибо, Дилан Дж.
- 00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:48,600 Из твоих уст это прозвучало очень мило.
- 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,649 Спасибо, что пришли и приняли участие.
- 00:21:56,567 --> 00:22:00,737 У вас есть немного времени отведать фруктовую голову Ирвинга.
- 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,741 Его темные волосы прекрасно передает черная корка арбуза,
- 00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:07,828 который произрастает в Малайзии.
- 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:13,667 Мисс Хуан.
- 00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:26,388 ЗАЛ БЕЗ ЗЛА!
- 00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:29,808 Думала, я буду играть.
- 00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:33,187 А я считаю, что терменвокс хорош в умеренных дозах.
- 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:36,106 - Но я готовилась… - Сыграешь для меня позже.
- 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:37,691 Хорошо?
- 00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:57,544 ДЕРЖИСЬ!
- 00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:03,759 Ты как?
- 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:07,596 А ты?
- 00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:09,223 Нормально.
- 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:14,728 Ты не останешься?
- 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:18,732 Мне нужно работать, но отличная церемония, народ.
- 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:20,067 Ты серьезно?
- 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,613 Но ведь всё закончилось?
- 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:26,406 Марк…
- 00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:27,741 Пусть уходит.
- 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:32,412 - Что? - Ирвинг был твоим другом, и он мертв.
- 00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:35,165 - Почему тебе плевать? - Но он не мертв.
- 00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:36,834 Его просто нет здесь.
- 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,128 Ты ей всё рассказал?
- 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:42,506 Ты о чём?
- 00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:47,177 Сказал ей, что мисс Кейси - твоя жена?
- 00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:51,974 Погодите, что?
- 00:23:53,559 --> 00:23:55,769 Да, она жена моего экстры, но…
- 00:23:55,853 --> 00:23:57,688 Да уж, ошалеть можно.
- 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:01,567 Марк.
- 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,573 Марк, какого чёрта?
- 00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:11,869 - Поговори со мной. - О чём, Хелли?
- 00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:14,705 Даже не знаю. Что мисс Кейси - жена твоего экстры?
- 00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:16,206 Что будем делать?
- 00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:19,084 Ну, мы делать ничего не будем.
- 00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:20,169 Ничего?
- 00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:23,213 - Ты серьезно? - Абсолютно.
- 00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:26,133 Да ладно. Нужно работать сообща. Мы разберемся.
- 00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:29,219 - «Мы»? Нет никаких «мы», Хелли. - Что?
- 00:24:29,303 --> 00:24:31,722 - Не имеет значения. - Почему?
- 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:32,848 - Почему? - Да. Почему?
- 00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:35,517 Потому что они умнее нас, ясно?
- 00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:37,144 Они всё знают.
- 00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:39,771 То, что я ищу мисс Кейси,
- 00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:42,399 что мы ходим тут, общаемся с другими отделами,
- 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,859 рисуем план этажа, всё.
- 00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:45,819 Они знают всё, что мы делаем,
- 00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:49,907 потому что Хелена всё им рассказала.
- 00:24:50,574 --> 00:24:51,783 Это была не я.
- 00:24:52,868 --> 00:24:55,662 Марк, я… Я не она. Нет.
- 00:24:57,581 --> 00:24:58,707 Я - это я.
- 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:01,835 Хелли.
- 00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:04,546 Откуда мне знать?
- 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,346 Тебе… Ниоткуда.
- 00:25:14,598 --> 00:25:16,225 Придется поверить на слово.
- 00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:22,147 Это реальность.
- 00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,571 Не всё здесь ложь.
- 00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:38,664 И хватит уже быть гребаным мудаком.
- 00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:51,301 Твоя первая аттестация в роли главы отдела. Волнуешься?
- 00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:55,180 Весьма.
- 00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:57,599 Идем.
- 00:25:57,683 --> 00:26:00,185 Натали, прежде чем мы начнем,
- 00:26:00,269 --> 00:26:02,396 я хотел бы поговорить с тобой.
- 00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:10,362 Картины.
- 00:26:12,114 --> 00:26:15,200 Прошу, пойми, я благодарен за них.
- 00:26:15,868 --> 00:26:16,869 Правда.
- 00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:20,789 Если они выражают признательность, я ее принимаю.
- 00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:29,965 Не могла бы ты поделиться со мной тем,
- 00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:33,927 какие чувства ты испытала, когда получила картины?
- 00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:35,888 Думаю,
- 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:40,017 наши пути здесь были в чём-то схожи,
- 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,687 ведь перед нами стоят схожие преграды,
- 00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:48,859 и, может, эти картины и те противоречивые чувства, что они вызывают…
- 00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:58,785 Мистер Драммонд ждет.
- 00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:01,830 Да, конечно.
- 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:05,918 Идем.
- 00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:23,060 Что ж, говнюк.
- 00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:25,812 Думаю, на этом всё.
- 00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:29,149 Прости, что подвел.
- 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:16,655 {\an8}ОТ ОИД НАПРАВО И ДО КОНЦА КОРИДОРА…
- 00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,574 {\an8}ЕЩЕ РАЗ НАПРАВО ДО КОНЦА ДЛИННОГО КОРИДОРА…
- 00:28:34,339 --> 00:28:35,841 <i>Приветствую, м-р Милчик.</i>
- 00:28:36,425 --> 00:28:37,426 {\an8}АТТЕСТАЦИЯ
- 00:28:37,509 --> 00:28:40,429 {\an8}Сегодня я проведу твою ежемесячную аттестацию.
- 00:28:41,305 --> 00:28:43,765 Она может занять от двух до шести часов,
- 00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:47,603 в зависимости от необходимого количества покаяний и похвал.
- 00:28:47,686 --> 00:28:50,272 Если аттестация займет больше четырех часов,
- 00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:54,568 у нас будет перерыв на обед. Прошу передать пожелания заранее.
- 00:28:54,651 --> 00:28:56,820 Надеюсь, это будет излишне.
- 00:28:59,281 --> 00:29:01,033 Вот меню.
- 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:11,835 Начнем с положительных моментов.
- 00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:16,673 Ты почтительно принял в дар картины Кира.
- 00:29:16,757 --> 00:29:19,885 Твои явка и анализы мочи в идеальном диапазоне.
- 00:29:19,968 --> 00:29:21,386 Чудесно.
- 00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:23,972 С другой стороны, к сожалению,
- 00:29:24,056 --> 00:29:27,976 мы получили три анонимных доноса,
- 00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:31,104 и они были подтверждены нашим расследованием.
- 00:29:33,857 --> 00:29:36,860 «Первое: использует много заумных слов».
- 00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:41,323 Пожалуй, я спорадически прибегаю к…
- 00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:44,826 Мы выслушаем возражения после перерыва на обед.
- 00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:46,495 Да, простите.
- 00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:50,624 Второе. Ты скрепил несколько дневных отчетов,
- 00:29:50,707 --> 00:29:53,752 использовав скрепку задом наперед,
- 00:29:53,836 --> 00:29:58,298 что привело к сомнениям о том, где начинается отчет.
- 00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:01,218 Вот примеры.
- 00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:07,224 Но большую часть сегодняшней аттестации мы посвятим следующему.
- 00:30:07,766 --> 00:30:12,020 Ты предоставил Марку С. новую команду обработчиков,
- 00:30:12,104 --> 00:30:14,022 но ничего не вышло.
- 00:30:14,523 --> 00:30:16,525 Ты осуществил реформы доброты.
- 00:30:16,608 --> 00:30:18,527 Потому что я не Хармони Кобэл.
- 00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:23,740 Эти реформы никоим образом
- 00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:28,287 не обуздали любопытство и не искоренили леность команды.
- 00:30:28,370 --> 00:30:32,791 Ты организовал командное мероприятие-ретрит на открытом воздухе,
- 00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:35,502 что привело к отстранению одного из сотрудников
- 00:30:36,086 --> 00:30:38,714 и к обнаружению подлинной личности другого,
- 00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:41,758 что поставило под удар имя Эганов.
- 00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:03,989 {\an8}<i>Пойми, Сэт, Марк Скаут закончит Колд-Харбор…</i>
- 00:31:04,072 --> 00:31:05,073 {\an8}КОЛД-ХАРБОР ЗАВЕРШЕНО 81%
- 00:31:05,157 --> 00:31:06,533 …и это станет
- 00:31:06,617 --> 00:31:10,370 одним из величайших событий в истории этой планеты.
- 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:14,499 Это произойдет под твоим руководством.
- 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:17,461 <i>А это весомое наследие.</i>
- 00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:18,670 <i>Спасибо, м-р Драммонд.</i>
- 00:31:19,838 --> 00:31:21,381 Это много значит.
- 00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:23,133 {\an8}ВРЕМЯ АТТЕСТАЦИИ СЭТ МИЛЧИК
- 00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:27,179 <i>Мысль об этой вехе затуманила твой разум.</i>
- 00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:31,099 Думаю, пора вернуться к истокам, Сэт.
- 00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:34,603 Вспомнить о великой цели этих разделенных работников…
- 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:43,237 …и обращаться с ними так, как они того заслуживают.
- 00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:47,741 ДОСТИЖЕНИЯ И НЕУДАЧИ СЭТА МИЛЧИКА
- 00:31:47,824 --> 00:31:48,659 {\an8}ДОНОСЫ НА СЭТА МИЛЧИКА
- 00:31:54,498 --> 00:31:56,208 {\an8}МНОГО ЗАУМНЫХ СЛОВ НЕПРАВИЛЬНО ИСПОЛЬЗУЕТ СКРЕПКИ
- 00:31:57,876 --> 00:31:59,294 {\an8}НОВАЯ КОМАНДА НЕ СЛОЖИЛАСЬ ПРОВАЛ КМРОВ
- 00:32:01,463 --> 00:32:03,257 ЗАВЕРШЕНО 85%
- 00:32:30,909 --> 00:32:32,494 Я приму жесткие меры.
- 00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:54,266 Привет, Марк.
- 00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:56,226 Мистер Милчик.
- 00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:58,729 Вижу, ты решил уйти на шесть минут раньше.
- 00:32:58,812 --> 00:32:59,938 Позволишь?
- 00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:10,199 Как закончились похороны?
- 00:33:11,033 --> 00:33:12,826 Ты получил, что хотел?
- 00:33:14,369 --> 00:33:16,038 Да, конечно.
- 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:21,502 А мисс Хуан делала заметки?
- 00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:26,423 Так хочу прочитать ее статью в той газете, которую вы мне показывали.
- 00:33:26,507 --> 00:33:27,883 Забыл, как она называется.
- 00:33:28,884 --> 00:33:31,178 «Лживая жизнь»?
- 00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:37,768 Надеюсь, мы можем предать забвению всё это горе и хаос
- 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:40,729 и будем с нетерпением ждать новых рабочих свершений.
- 00:33:40,812 --> 00:33:44,066 Вы о том, чтобы собирать цифры…
- 00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:45,484 - Сортировать. - Точно.
- 00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:47,778 Да. Согласен?
- 00:33:47,861 --> 00:33:49,988 Как скажете, мистер Милчик.
- 00:33:50,072 --> 00:33:51,240 Хвала Киру.
- 00:34:00,916 --> 00:34:02,668 Вы с Хелли Р. поговорили?
- 00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:05,087 Да.
- 00:34:05,170 --> 00:34:08,465 Ты сказал ей, что трахнул ее экстру на КМРОВ?
- 00:34:14,012 --> 00:34:15,389 Хелену Эган,
- 00:34:16,473 --> 00:34:18,684 будущую главу этой компании.
- 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,612 Приятного вечера.
- 00:34:51,842 --> 00:34:56,138 <i>«Работники были исполнительны, сосредоточены на выполнении задачи.</i>
- 00:34:57,639 --> 00:35:01,727 <i>Я с удовлетворением отметил, что ни у одного из них не было часов.</i>
- 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:05,772 <i>Они ориентировались по большим часам у двери.</i>
- 00:35:06,356 --> 00:35:09,193 <i>Лишь стрелки, числа, шестеренки и цель.</i>
- 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:13,238 Возможно, часы на стене подчиняются верховному боссу,
- 00:35:13,322 --> 00:35:16,992 но ты наслаждаешься их тиканьем, что и принесет тебе счастье».
- 00:35:20,204 --> 00:35:21,205 Да.
- 00:35:21,288 --> 00:35:24,374 Родной, но это полная противоположность тому, что ты говорил раньше.
- 00:35:26,168 --> 00:35:27,169 Ладно.
- 00:35:27,753 --> 00:35:31,173 Понимаю, почему ты могла так решить.
- 00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:33,258 Но Нат сказала одно…
- 00:35:33,342 --> 00:35:34,343 Нат. Ясно.
- 00:35:36,053 --> 00:35:40,599 Она сказала, что интры благоденствуют в упорядоченной обстановке,
- 00:35:40,682 --> 00:35:45,187 и когда заложен этот фундамент, они более готовы к самораскрытию.
- 00:35:45,270 --> 00:35:47,731 Я просто пытаюсь говорить на их языке.
- 00:35:47,814 --> 00:35:50,150 Знаю, но это очень похоже на слоганы «Люмона».
- 00:35:50,234 --> 00:35:52,986 Ну, это троянский конь.
- 00:35:53,070 --> 00:35:56,490 Если я смогу распространить свои идеи среди разделенных по всему миру,
- 00:35:56,573 --> 00:35:59,618 это может привести к революции.
- 00:35:59,701 --> 00:36:01,370 Но это не твои идеи.
- 00:36:01,995 --> 00:36:04,498 Это не твои идеи, а еще…
- 00:36:04,581 --> 00:36:05,582 Да ладно.
- 00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:07,292 Что «еще»?
- 00:36:07,376 --> 00:36:10,546 «Люмон» причиняет людям боль, и если хочешь обесценить свою работу
- 00:36:10,629 --> 00:36:12,756 и превратить ее в гребаную пропаганду,
- 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,174 ты тоже причиняешь людям боль.
- 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:17,719 Ладно. Я поразмышляю о твоих словах.
- 00:36:17,803 --> 00:36:18,846 Спасибо.
- 00:36:20,931 --> 00:36:23,433 Вот еще что.
- 00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:28,522 Это денежное и творческое предложение,
- 00:36:28,605 --> 00:36:30,524 каких еще поискать.
- 00:36:32,025 --> 00:36:34,611 И я не намерен взять и всё бросить.
- 00:36:36,697 --> 00:36:40,075 Если только тот факт, что я продам миллионы экземпляров книги,
- 00:36:40,158 --> 00:36:44,705 что даст нам лучшие возможности для жизни, не потерял для тебя былого блеска.
- 00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:49,501 Ладно. Пофиг. Я иду спать.
- 00:36:50,085 --> 00:36:52,462 Нет. Родная.
- 00:36:52,546 --> 00:36:53,630 Нет, спасибо.
- 00:37:32,961 --> 00:37:35,214 ТЕЛЕФОН
- 00:37:52,981 --> 00:37:54,358 Это снова я.
- 00:37:55,234 --> 00:37:57,986 Так вот, меня уволили.
- 00:37:58,070 --> 00:38:00,572 Думаю, они узнали, что затевал мой интра.
- 00:38:00,656 --> 00:38:02,199 Я говорю тебе…
- 00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:05,327 Мне пора.
- 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:15,128 Эй!
- 00:38:17,256 --> 00:38:18,257 Эй!
- 00:38:19,258 --> 00:38:22,010 Эй, ты. Почему ты меня преследуешь?
- 00:38:26,431 --> 00:38:27,516 Вот в чём дело.
- 00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:33,146 Когда кто-то появляется у меня на пороге, выкрикивая мое имя, я хочу разобраться.
- 00:38:33,647 --> 00:38:35,023 Странно, правда?
- 00:38:37,401 --> 00:38:38,735 Ты из «Люмона».
- 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:45,909 Почему ты был у моего дома в тот вечер?
- 00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:50,539 Я не знаю.
- 00:38:51,582 --> 00:38:54,251 Это был вовсе не ты, так?
- 00:38:54,751 --> 00:38:55,752 Ты разделенный.
- 00:39:01,216 --> 00:39:03,844 Меня уволили пару недель назад.
- 00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:05,179 Я потребовал объяснений,
- 00:39:05,262 --> 00:39:10,267 и они сказали, что мой интра вступил в недозволенные романтические отношения.
- 00:39:10,350 --> 00:39:11,852 Но не сказали с кем.
- 00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:17,274 А потом я увидел тебя на своем пороге.
- 00:39:22,654 --> 00:39:24,323 Думаешь, мы были парой?
- 00:39:24,948 --> 00:39:27,117 Филдс определенно так считает.
- 00:39:27,201 --> 00:39:30,162 Пришлось отменить нашу поездку в Милуоки. Спасибо тебе.
- 00:39:31,246 --> 00:39:34,791 - Филдс? - Мой муж. Филдс.
- 00:39:35,417 --> 00:39:37,377 Мне жаль.
- 00:39:37,461 --> 00:39:38,879 Что ж…
- 00:39:38,962 --> 00:39:41,381 А еще прости за то, что накричал на тебя.
- 00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:45,177 Ничего.
- 00:39:50,724 --> 00:39:53,435 Может… Даже не знаю.
- 00:39:54,686 --> 00:39:55,687 Что?
- 00:39:57,231 --> 00:40:00,234 Завтра мы готовим окорок.
- 00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:05,364 Будет здорово, если ты придешь. Посидим, обсудим всё.
- 00:40:08,784 --> 00:40:10,285 Ты, я и…
- 00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:12,120 Филдс.
- 00:40:17,793 --> 00:40:19,086 Хорошо.
- 00:40:19,169 --> 00:40:20,295 Отлично.
- 00:40:21,797 --> 00:40:22,965 Мы любим красное вино.
- 00:40:23,715 --> 00:40:24,716 Дорогое.
- 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,844 Хорошо. До завтра.
- 00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:30,013 Тебя подвезти?
- 00:40:30,806 --> 00:40:32,266 Я прогуляюсь. Спасибо.
- 00:40:32,349 --> 00:40:33,350 Уверен?
- 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,019 Я знаю, где ты живешь.
- 00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:44,403 - До завтра. - Ага.
- 00:41:19,479 --> 00:41:21,648 Прости, гоголь-моголя не было.
- 00:41:22,191 --> 00:41:23,942 Наверное, не сезон.
- 00:41:25,694 --> 00:41:27,070 Какого хрена ты делаешь?
- 00:41:27,154 --> 00:41:30,240 Мне нужны болевые точки. То, что пробудит воспоминания.
- 00:41:30,782 --> 00:41:31,909 - Вязание? - Да.
- 00:41:31,992 --> 00:41:34,578 Она говорила, что вязание дает ей время подумать.
- 00:41:37,164 --> 00:41:38,790 ПОЧТА КРЕМИРОВАННЫЕ ОСТАНКИ
- 00:41:39,374 --> 00:41:40,375 Это она?
- 00:41:42,461 --> 00:41:44,004 По крайней мере я так думал.
- 00:41:51,845 --> 00:41:54,264 Она не умерла. Просто она не здесь.
- 00:41:57,643 --> 00:41:58,977 Тогда кто там?
- 00:42:00,437 --> 00:42:02,439 У них есть связи в морге.
- 00:42:02,523 --> 00:42:05,192 Они им платят, как и всему Киру.
- 00:42:09,530 --> 00:42:11,031 Хорошо себя чувствуешь?
- 00:42:13,075 --> 00:42:16,787 Приемлемо. Так что, мы будем…
- 00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:17,871 Еще один день.
- 00:42:19,498 --> 00:42:21,041 Обычно это к лучшему.
- 00:42:22,084 --> 00:42:24,378 Обычно? Ты сделала это один раз.
- 00:42:24,461 --> 00:42:25,838 Не хочу спешить.
- 00:42:25,921 --> 00:42:27,089 Это рискованно.
- 00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:28,841 Это не точная наука, Марк.
- 00:42:28,924 --> 00:42:32,135 Сомневаюсь, что это вообще научно, но да ладно.
- 00:42:35,305 --> 00:42:36,890 Еды хватает?
- 00:42:37,474 --> 00:42:38,517 Пока.
- 00:42:58,412 --> 00:42:59,746 Они причиняют ей боль?
- 00:43:04,126 --> 00:43:05,419 Я не знаю.
- 00:43:15,345 --> 00:43:16,346 <i>Твой экстра.</i>
- 00:43:16,430 --> 00:43:17,431 Что?
- 00:43:18,849 --> 00:43:20,267 Я молчала.
- 00:43:29,109 --> 00:43:33,947 <i>Твой экстра паркует машину меньше чем за 20 секунд.</i>
- 00:43:45,375 --> 00:43:48,837 <i>Твой экстра изящно катается на роликах.</i>
- 00:43:54,426 --> 00:43:59,806 <i>Твой экстра оплачивает все счета в трехдневный срок.</i>
- 00:44:20,869 --> 00:44:27,084 <i>Твой экстра слушает музыку, пока бреется, но не когда моется в душе.</i>
- 00:44:35,676 --> 00:44:39,596 <i>Твой экстра предпочитает два шарика мороженого в порции,</i>
- 00:44:40,639 --> 00:44:43,892 <i>но они должны быть одного вкуса.</i>
- 00:44:50,232 --> 00:44:54,403 <i>Твой экстра однажды поймал бабочку.</i>
- 00:45:03,662 --> 00:45:06,081 Твой экстра собирается…
- 00:46:39,383 --> 00:46:41,385 Перевод субтитров: Дмитрий Трашков
- 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:24,566 [whistling "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"]
- 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,059 [doctor] Do you have them?
- 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:17,119 Thank you.
- 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:25,711 [resumes whistling "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"]
- 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:42,895 [whistling stops]
- 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:45,272 - [card beeps] - [door buzzes]
- 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:52,154 [resumes whistling "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"]
- 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,559 [elevator bell dings]
- 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:57,863 [phone buzzing]
- 00:03:58,864 --> 00:03:59,865 - Hey. - [Devon] <i>Hey.</i>
- 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,158 <i>How was the weekend thing?</i>
- 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,035 Uh, good, I guess.
- 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,954 Although my innie fell off a rope, apparently.
- 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:07,623 - [chuckling] <i>A rope?</i> - Mm-hmm.
- 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,041 <i>Are you hurt?</i>
- 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,376 No, I just got a little wet, that's all.
- 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,587 <i>Jesus, it's like it never ends with these guys.</i>
- 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,547 <i>Do you know what the fuck actually happened?</i>
- 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:16,798 I have no idea.
- 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:23,472 <i>Fuck. Well, how's the old, uh, "burning shit into your eyeballs" thing going?</i>
- 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:28,477 Uh, I still can't get it to last long enough.
- 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,480 - <i>Okay. So, what do we do?</i> - [sniffs]
- 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:34,483 Uh, just keep trying, I guess.
- 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,026 <i>Do you have any other ideas?</i>
- 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:40,030 - [door closes] - [footsteps approaching]
- 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,533 Uh, hey, I'm sorry. I gotta get to work.
- 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,826 - <i>All right. Bye.</i> - Yeah. Bye.
- 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,497 - Hey. - You need to get your dryer fixed.
- 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:52,709 Yeah. Or you could just, like, not live here.
- 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,128 [Reghabi] I can't keep coming in and out.
- 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:57,673 You think they're watching us?
- 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:00,342 Depends on how dumb you've played it.
- 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,346 Hey, when do we keep going?
- 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,640 Maybe tonight. I'll decide later.
- 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,184 'Cause I haven't remembered anything else.
- 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,604 Right. Well, maybe your innie has.
- 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,786 [employees chattering]
- 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,307 [door closes]
- 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,851 You took the rest of the weekend to recover?
- 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:52,853 I'm fine.
- 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:56,064 Will I be updating Father later?
- 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,863 He should hear it from me.
- 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:11,079 We have decided to spare him knowledge of this contretemps.
- 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:20,047 Well, please let him know that his daughter is alive and well.
- 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:24,134 [Drummond] The medical team says your tempers will rebalance quickly.
- 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,094 Good to hear.
- 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:31,058 Some residual trauma is to be expected after such an ordeal.
- 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,479 Perhaps we could arrange another obligement session this evening.
- 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:37,481 I said I'm fine.
- 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,983 [Natalie] We're close, Helena.
- 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:43,487 What's he at, 78%?
- 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,365 Eighty-one. As of Friday.
- 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,492 It won't be much longer.
- 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,285 You can do this.
- 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,082 I'm not going back down there.
- 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,127 It won't be you. It will be your innie.
- 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,756 My innie who tried to kill me?
- 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,635 And then the other one tried to kill me.
- 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,682 They're fucking animals.
- 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:19,731 I'll just fake it again.
- 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,275 [Natalie] We can't take that chance.
- 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,652 [Drummond] We need to clean this up.
- 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:27,531 Milchick's many errors this weekend have forced our hand.
- 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:30,450 And Father approves?
- 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:34,246 Father encouraged it.
- 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:39,835 [Natalie] <i>It's a risk.</i>
- 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:41,587 <i>We know this.</i>
- 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,090 <i>But there is no other solution.</i>
- 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,677 <i>Mark S. won't work without her.</i>
- 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:52,347 And the work is mysterious and important.
- 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:55,559 So we must give him her.
- 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,979 [employees chattering]
- 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,901 [Natalie] <i>The Board appreciates your sacrifice.</i>
- 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:08,655 [breathes deeply]
- 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:26,507 [elevator bell dings]
- 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:32,304 [breathes shakily]
- 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:35,182 Good morning, Helly R.
- 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,727 Who the fuck are you?
- 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,734 I'm Miss Huang.
- 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,113 What the hell?
- 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:52,282 Please follow me.
- 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,743 Mr. Milchick will explain.
- 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,544 [elevator door closes]
- 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,567 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:29,194 - Is she… - Her innie.
- 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:31,113 [door opens]
- 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,155 [Milchick] MDR.
- 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:35,200 Together again.
- 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:36,952 Come on in.
- 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,830 [Helly] I need to know what's going on.
- 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:40,914 Like, right now.
- 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,332 [Dylan] Where's Irving?
- 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:43,917 And why was he trying to drown me?
- 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:45,169 'Cause you're a fucking Eagan.
- 00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:48,630 - Was she spying on us? - [Helly] Wait, what?
- 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:49,840 [Dylan] The whole time.
- 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,592 It's called a Glasgow block.
- 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,762 - It allows one's outie to-- - [Helly] Wait, wait, wait.
- 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,639 Are you saying that she was down here?
- 00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,141 As me?
- 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,475 Maybe she still is.
- 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:03,312 Hey, I repeat myself. Where is Irving?
- 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,355 - Yeah, where is he? - I'm so confused.
- 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,191 Answer my question!
- 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,901 Excuse me.
- 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:21,205 Helena Eagan, in her executive capacity, was conducting valuable research.
- 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,750 By stealing my fucking body?
- 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:29,505 Irving had no knowledge of what management's intention was in this action,
- 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:33,717 and in so doing, he nearly drowned you.
- 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:39,640 Our only option was permanent dismissal.
- 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,437 So he is dead?
- 00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:48,524 No.
- 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:52,444 Irving B's outie has departed on an elongated cruise voyage.
- 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,282 I don't give three dry fucks about his outie.
- 00:10:57,366 --> 00:11:02,162 [stammers] She doesn't… She doesn't have the right to ta… to take my identity.
- 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,215 Have you ever heard the story of the <i>Gråkappan</i>?
- 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,060 Uh, let's assume we haven't.
- 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:27,938 [Milchick sighs]
- 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,903 In ancient times, the king of Sweden himself
- 00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:38,365 was known to go incognito amongst his people
- 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,702 in the hopes of learning their true grievances.
- 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:47,749 He would don an old, gray robe, a <i>Gråkappan</i>,
- 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,919 the name for which he was remembered,
- 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:55,465 to disguise his royal vestments.
- 00:11:56,466 --> 00:12:00,470 Kier Eagan himself was known to do so in his ether factories,
- 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:06,018 and Ms. Eagan was carrying on this noble tradition.
- 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,192 This smells like horseshit.
- 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:17,905 Yeah. Swedish horseshit, and Irving is still dead.
- 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:23,076 As I said, Irving B's outie has departed on an elonga--
- 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,162 On an elongated cruise voyage. Yeah, I know.
- 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,914 Is he gonna come back or not?
- 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,721 He is not.
- 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:48,393 Wow. Some actual honesty.
- 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,356 You fucking murderers.
- 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,107 [Helly] You can't do this to people.
- 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,195 It will take time to absorb all that has occurred.
- 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,283 This went well.
- 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,455 Allow me to escort you to MDR
- 00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:12,709 and help reacclimate you to your work environment.
- 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:34,064 What in the abominable fuck?
- 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:48,537 This is you.
- 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,622 Hell no. I'm not going near that thing.
- 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,917 Dylan, please.
- 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,921 [switches clicking]
- 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,549 [Dylan] If you're taking feedback, I hate it.
- 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:01,842 [Helly] Same.
- 00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:04,428 - [computer beeping] - [switches clicking]
- 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:12,728 Well, the ORTBO was a challenge for us all in ways expected and non.
- 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:22,654 You mean like Jame Eagan's daughter <i>Gråkappanning</i> us?
- 00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:28,702 Careful, Dylan. Words have consequences.
- 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,330 I'd hate to rescind certain privileges.
- 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,084 As you can see, all of your items
- 00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:38,629 have been moved to your new work tri-stations.
- 00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:40,881 Hall passes will still be available.
- 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,341 Let us have a funeral.
- 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,635 I'm sorry?
- 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:48,138 Irving is a person, and he's gone.
- 00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:49,223 So,
- 00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:51,850 we'd like to have a funeral.
- 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:57,064 Not a retirement party, a funeral.
- 00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,066 Right?
- 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,361 Yeah.
- 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:06,365 A funeral.
- 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,452 Is this MDR's position?
- 00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:11,620 [Dylan] Dude?
- 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,580 Little help?
- 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:19,086 Uh, sure. As long as it's quick.
- 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,255 - Quick? - [Mark] Quick. Yes.
- 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,632 So it doesn't take up the whole day.
- 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,092 [Milchick] Well said, Mark.
- 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,636 I'll see if we can pull something together.
- 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:32,140 In the meantime, let's make some forward progress on the files at hand.
- 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:33,642 Shall we?
- 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,769 Thank you.
- 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,438 Not you.
- 00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,364 [sighing, coughing]
- 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,704 [sniffling, coughing]
- 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:58,584 [door opens, closes]
- 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:05,174 Miss Huang, we need to ready a bereavement kit for MDR.
- 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,717 Meet me in the back office.
- 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:17,853 [knocking]
- 00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:19,730 [Helly] Mark?
- 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,149 Hello?
- 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,945 - I'm gonna come in. - [inhales sharply]
- 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,030 - I'm coming in. - [door opens]
- 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,114 [Mark sighs]
- 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:33,702 [Mark] Hey.
- 00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:37,706 Are you okay?
- 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,209 Uh-huh. No, not really. [chuckles]
- 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,129 Yeah. This is seriously fucked up.
- 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:45,214 Yeah.
- 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,299 [Helly sighs]
- 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,387 - [Mark sighs] - [stammers] You couldn't tell?
- 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,348 That she wasn't me?
- 00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:57,601 [Mark] Obviously not.
- 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,562 What was she like?
- 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,942 Uh… [sighs]
- 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,694 Like you.
- 00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:11,573 Or you're like her? I don't know.
- 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:15,160 I don't know who you are, I guess.
- 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,540 [Helly stammers] Yes, you do.
- 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,375 Okay.
- 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,130 It's-It's not my fault that my outie hijacked me.
- 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:30,217 [Mark] Yeah. No. No, totally. I get it. It s-sucks.
- 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,722 - Mark… - [Mark] Yeah.
- 00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,474 What happened to you up there?
- 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,019 Doesn't matter.
- 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,563 - It doesn't matter? - [Mark] No.
- 00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:44,147 Don't you want to hear what happened to me?
- 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:48,318 [Mark] No, I don't. And, uh, let's just try to forget it. Okay?
- 00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:49,403 [door opens]
- 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,573 - [scoffs] - [door closes]
- 00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:00,998 [printer running]
- 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:17,014 I thought bereavement events were for innies who die on the floor.
- 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,058 [Milchick] Yes.
- 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:25,189 Well, the Affections Index for Irving B. was in the high 60s.
- 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,025 It will help the others to grieve.
- 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,865 May I say a question?
- 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,658 [Milchick] You may.
- 00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:42,247 You shouldn't let them have a funeral.
- 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,959 It makes them feel like people.
- 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,755 That wasn't a question.
- 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:51,757 That was an opinion.
- 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,468 Unsolicited.
- 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:09,149 Your first performance review is today, right?
- 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,370 That was a question.
- 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,251 I'll ready the refreshments.
- 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,586 You focus on the mournful signage.
- 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,134 [printer stops running]
- 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,267 [Milchick] <i>Today we honor Irving B.</i>
- 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,437 <i>Normally, when an innie goes to be with Kier,</i>
- 00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:51,275 <i>we hold a retirement party, which they attend.</i>
- 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:56,321 But given the sudden and frigid events which brought us here,
- 00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,574 that's not feasible.
- 00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,494 As such, let us each take nine seconds
- 00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:07,583 to silently remember Irving and thank Kier for our time with him.
- 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:16,383 There. You may now lift your heads and open your eyes.
- 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,845 We will now have a eulogy from Dylan G.
- 00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:36,153 [Dylan breathes deeply]
- 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,822 It's hard to pinpoint a favorite Irving story.
- 00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:43,243 For the least fun guy in the world, he was really fun.
- 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,664 He put the "dick" in contradiction.
- 00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:53,754 One time, he was pissed at me for watering down the toner,
- 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,715 so he put toner in my water cup.
- 00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,384 He stopped me before I drank it, though.
- 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:03,055 He just wanted to make a point, not harm me physically.
- 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:09,645 But I did accidentally take a sip of it later 'cause I forgot he said that.
- 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:17,194 He asked me for help with something near the end, and I didn't listen.
- 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,114 And in his final moments,
- 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:25,702 he would have been totally justified in telling me to suck my own fuck.
- 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,038 But he didn't.
- 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,251 Yeah.
- 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,464 He was awesome, and I miss him.
- 00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:44,137 Thank you, Dylan G.
- 00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:48,600 A little sugar with your usual salt.
- 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,649 Thank you for your attendance and your participation.
- 00:21:56,567 --> 00:22:00,737 You may now briefly partake in Irving's fruit head,
- 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,741 whose dark hair is courtesy of the Black Beauty Watermelon.
- 00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:07,828 From the country of Malaysia.
- 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:13,667 Miss Huang.
- 00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:29,808 I thought I was going to perform.
- 00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:33,187 Yes, well, I feel the theremin works best in moderation.
- 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:36,106 - But I practiced-- - You can play your piece for me later.
- 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:37,691 Yes?
- 00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:42,946 [calypso music playing over speakers]
- 00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:03,759 You okay?
- 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:07,596 [Dylan] How about you?
- 00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:09,223 [Helly] Okay.
- 00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:10,682 [fork clatters]
- 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:14,728 You're not staying?
- 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:18,732 I gotta get to work, but great ceremony, guys.
- 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:20,067 Seriously?
- 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,613 I mean, isn't it kind of over?
- 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:26,406 Mark… [stammers]
- 00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:27,741 Just let him go.
- 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:32,412 - What? - Irving was your friend, and he's dead.
- 00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:35,165 - Why don't you give a shit? - Because he's not dead.
- 00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:36,834 He's just not here.
- 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,128 You two catch up?
- 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:42,506 What's that?
- 00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:47,177 You tell her Ms. Casey's your wife yet?
- 00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:51,974 Wait, what?
- 00:23:53,559 --> 00:23:55,769 Yeah, I mean, it's my outie's wife, but sure…
- 00:23:55,853 --> 00:23:58,522 - No, it's pretty crazy. - [door opens]
- 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:01,567 [Helly] Mark.
- 00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:05,404 [door closes]
- 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,573 Mark, what the hell?
- 00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:11,869 - Why won't you talk to me? - What do you want to talk about, Helly?
- 00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:14,705 Uh, I don't know. Maybe the fact that Ms. Casey's your outie's wife?
- 00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:16,206 What are we gonna do?
- 00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:19,084 Well, we're not gonna do anything.
- 00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:20,169 Not gonna do anything?
- 00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:23,213 - Seriously? - Yes. Seriously.
- 00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:26,133 Come on. We'll work as a team. We'll figure this out.
- 00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:29,219 - "We'll"? There's no "we," Helly. - [Helly] What?
- 00:24:29,303 --> 00:24:31,722 - [Mark] It doesn't matter. - Why?
- 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:32,848 - Why? - Yeah. Why?
- 00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:35,517 Because they are smarter than us, okay?
- 00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:37,144 They know everything.
- 00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:39,771 Me looking for Ms. Casey,
- 00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:42,399 us wandering around, meeting other departments,
- 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,859 mapping the floor, all of it.
- 00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:45,819 They know everything we're doing
- 00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:49,907 because Helena told them everything we're doing.
- 00:24:50,574 --> 00:24:51,783 That wasn't me.
- 00:24:51,867 --> 00:24:55,662 - [scoffs] - Mark, lo… I'm not her. I'm not.
- 00:24:57,581 --> 00:24:58,707 I'm me.
- 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:01,835 Helly.
- 00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:04,546 And how do I know that?
- 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,346 You… You don't.
- 00:25:14,598 --> 00:25:16,225 You just have to trust me.
- 00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:22,147 This is real.
- 00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,571 Not everything here is a lie.
- 00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:38,664 And stop being a fucking asshole.
- 00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:51,301 Your first performance review as Department Chief. Excited?
- 00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:55,180 Very much so.
- 00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:57,599 Shall we?
- 00:25:57,683 --> 00:26:00,185 Natalie, just before we begin,
- 00:26:00,269 --> 00:26:02,396 I was wondering if I could have a word with you.
- 00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:10,362 The paintings.
- 00:26:12,114 --> 00:26:15,200 I want you to understand I am grateful for them.
- 00:26:15,868 --> 00:26:16,869 Truly.
- 00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:20,789 If they're a measure of appreciation, then I accept that appreciation.
- 00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:29,965 I was just wondering if you could share with me a little
- 00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:33,927 how you felt when you received the paintings.
- 00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:35,888 Because I'm thinking
- 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:40,017 our experiences here have been similar in some ways,
- 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,687 we face similar challenges,
- 00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:48,859 and perhaps the paintings and the somewhat complicated feelings they evoke.
- 00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:58,785 Mr. Drummond's waiting.
- 00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:01,830 Yes, of course.
- 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:05,918 Let us go.
- 00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:23,727 [Dylan] Okay, asshole. [sighs]
- 00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:25,812 Guess this is it.
- 00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:29,149 Sorry I let you down.
- 00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:40,160 [sighs]
- 00:28:34,339 --> 00:28:35,841 [Drummond] <i>Welcome, Mr. Milchick.</i>
- 00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:40,429 {\an8}Today, I will be conducting your monthly performance review.
- 00:28:41,305 --> 00:28:43,765 This review can take anywhere from two to six hours,
- 00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:47,603 depending on the number of atonements and approbations required.
- 00:28:47,686 --> 00:28:50,272 If the review is to take longer than four hours,
- 00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:54,568 there will be a break for lunch, with the order taken in advance.
- 00:28:54,651 --> 00:28:56,820 Well, I hope that won't be necessary.
- 00:28:59,281 --> 00:29:01,033 Here is the lunch menu.
- 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:11,835 Let's start with the positives.
- 00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:16,673 You received the gift of Kier paintings with grace.
- 00:29:16,757 --> 00:29:19,885 Your attendance and urinalysis are both in the excellent range.
- 00:29:19,968 --> 00:29:21,386 Wonderful.
- 00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:23,972 [Drummond] Alternatively and sadly,
- 00:29:24,056 --> 00:29:27,976 there have been three contentions reported anonymously
- 00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:31,104 which have been investigated and confirmed.
- 00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:33,774 Oh.
- 00:29:33,857 --> 00:29:36,860 "One: uses too many big words."
- 00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:41,323 Well, perchance I may colloquially employ a--
- 00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:44,826 Anti-deflections will be heard after the lunch break.
- 00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:46,495 Yes, sorry.
- 00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:50,624 Two: on several of your daily logs,
- 00:29:50,707 --> 00:29:53,752 the paper clip was installed back to front,
- 00:29:53,836 --> 00:29:58,298 which led to a confusion as to where in the document to begin reading.
- 00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:01,218 Here are the incidents.
- 00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:07,224 But the bulk of our day will revolve around the following.
- 00:30:07,766 --> 00:30:12,020 You brought in a new refining team for Mark S.
- 00:30:12,104 --> 00:30:14,022 which failed to coalesce.
- 00:30:14,523 --> 00:30:16,525 You instituted kindness reforms.
- 00:30:16,608 --> 00:30:18,527 Because I'm not Harmony Cobel.
- 00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:23,740 Kindness reforms that seemed to have, in no way,
- 00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:28,287 deterred curiosity or idling by the team once they returned.
- 00:30:28,370 --> 00:30:32,791 You arranged an outdoor retreat and team-building occurrence
- 00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:35,502 which resulted in the termination of one employee,
- 00:30:36,086 --> 00:30:38,714 and the discovery of the true identity of another
- 00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:41,758 at great risk and harm to the Eagan name.
- 00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:04,281 {\an8}<i>Look, Seth, Mark Scout's completion of Cold Harbor…</i>
- 00:31:05,157 --> 00:31:06,533 will be remembered
- 00:31:06,617 --> 00:31:10,370 as one of the greatest moments in the history of this planet.
- 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:14,499 It will take place under your stewardship.
- 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:17,461 <i>That's quite a legacy you will leave.</i>
- 00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:18,670 [Milchick] <i>Thank you, Mr. Drummond.</i>
- 00:31:19,838 --> 00:31:21,381 That means a great deal.
- 00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:27,179 [Drummond] <i>This milestone seems to have clouded your judgment.</i>
- 00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:31,099 I think it's time to go back to the basics, Seth.
- 00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:34,603 To remember these severed workers' greater purpose…
- 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:43,237 and to treat them as what they really are.
- 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:08,470 [Mark groans, exhales heavily]
- 00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:12,349 [Mark breathing shakily]
- 00:32:30,909 --> 00:32:32,494 I'm tightening the leash.
- 00:32:33,704 --> 00:32:34,705 [Drummond chuckles]
- 00:32:42,171 --> 00:32:43,964 - [card beeps] - [elevator bell dings]
- 00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:54,266 [Milchick] Hi, Mark.
- 00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:56,226 Mr. Milchick.
- 00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:58,729 [Milchick] I see you left work six minutes early.
- 00:32:58,812 --> 00:32:59,938 May I come in?
- 00:33:01,607 --> 00:33:02,608 [card beeps]
- 00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:10,199 How was the rest of the funeral?
- 00:33:11,033 --> 00:33:12,826 Did you get what you needed from it?
- 00:33:14,369 --> 00:33:16,038 Yeah, sure.
- 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:21,502 Hey, did Miss Huang take notes?
- 00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:26,423 I can't wait to read her article about it in that newspaper you showed me.
- 00:33:26,507 --> 00:33:27,883 What was it called again?
- 00:33:28,884 --> 00:33:31,178 <i>The Bullshit Gazette</i>?
- 00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:37,768 Hopefully, now we can put all this grief and tumult behind us
- 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:40,729 and look forward to some productive workdays ahead.
- 00:33:40,812 --> 00:33:44,066 Oh, you mean putting the numbers in the thing--
- 00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:45,484 - Refining. - Right.
- 00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:47,778 Yes. Does that sound good?
- 00:33:47,861 --> 00:33:49,988 Whatever you say, Mr. Milchick.
- 00:33:50,072 --> 00:33:51,240 Praise Kier.
- 00:34:00,916 --> 00:34:02,668 Did you and Helly R. catch up?
- 00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:05,087 We did.
- 00:34:05,170 --> 00:34:08,465 Did you tell her that you fucked her outie at the ORTBO?
- 00:34:14,012 --> 00:34:15,389 Helena Eagan,
- 00:34:16,473 --> 00:34:18,684 leader-in-waiting of this company.
- 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,612 Have a restful evening.
- 00:34:33,282 --> 00:34:34,658 [elevator bell dings]
- 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,091 - [employees chattering] - [Mark coughs]
- 00:34:51,842 --> 00:34:53,510 [Devon] <i>"The workers were diligent,</i>
- 00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:56,138 <i>focused on the task at hand.</i>
- 00:34:57,639 --> 00:35:01,727 <i>Pleasantly surprised, I noticed that not a single worker had a watch.</i>
- 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:05,772 <i>They simply referenced a large standard clock near the door,</i>
- 00:35:06,356 --> 00:35:09,193 <i>just hands and numbers and cogs and purpose.</i>
- 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:13,238 Your sovereign boss may own the clock that greets you from the wall,
- 00:35:13,322 --> 00:35:16,992 but you get to enjoy its ticking and thus should be happy."
- 00:35:20,204 --> 00:35:21,205 Yes.
- 00:35:21,288 --> 00:35:24,374 Babe, it's the literal opposite of what you were saying before.
- 00:35:26,168 --> 00:35:27,169 Okay.
- 00:35:27,753 --> 00:35:31,173 I-- I see how you'd feel that way.
- 00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:33,258 But one point that Nat made was--
- 00:35:33,342 --> 00:35:34,343 [chuckling] Nat, okay.
- 00:35:34,968 --> 00:35:35,969 [sighs]
- 00:35:36,053 --> 00:35:40,599 She said that innies tend to thrive in an environment of structure,
- 00:35:40,682 --> 00:35:42,351 and once that is established,
- 00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:45,187 then they are more open to self-expansion.
- 00:35:45,270 --> 00:35:47,731 So I am just trying to speak their language.
- 00:35:47,814 --> 00:35:50,150 I know, but this sounds like Lumon's language.
- 00:35:50,234 --> 00:35:52,986 [Ricken] Well, it's a Trojan's horse.
- 00:35:53,070 --> 00:35:56,490 If I can get my ideas to severed workers all across the world,
- 00:35:56,573 --> 00:35:59,618 it might beget a revolution.
- 00:35:59,701 --> 00:36:01,370 But these aren't your ideas.
- 00:36:01,995 --> 00:36:04,498 These are not your ideas, and also…
- 00:36:04,581 --> 00:36:05,582 Whatever. [sighs]
- 00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:07,292 And what?
- 00:36:07,376 --> 00:36:10,546 Okay, Lumon hurts people, you know that, and if you want to water down your work
- 00:36:10,629 --> 00:36:12,756 so they can use it for their fucking propaganda,
- 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,174 then you're hurting people too.
- 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:17,719 Okay. I will reflect on your words.
- 00:36:17,803 --> 00:36:18,846 Thank you.
- 00:36:20,931 --> 00:36:23,433 And also,
- 00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:28,522 this is a fiscal and creative opportunity
- 00:36:28,605 --> 00:36:30,524 unlike any I have yet seen.
- 00:36:32,025 --> 00:36:34,611 And I'm not inclined to just walk away from it.
- 00:36:36,697 --> 00:36:40,075 [chuckles] Unless me selling millions of copies of my book
- 00:36:40,158 --> 00:36:44,705 and the life that that manages to give us has somehow lost its appeal for you.
- 00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:49,501 Okay. Whatever. I'm gonna go to bed.
- 00:36:50,085 --> 00:36:52,462 No. [sighs] Babe.
- 00:36:52,546 --> 00:36:53,630 [Devon] No, thank you.
- 00:37:40,969 --> 00:37:43,138 [coin clatters]
- 00:37:44,348 --> 00:37:45,724 [phone keypad beeping]
- 00:37:45,807 --> 00:37:46,808 [sniffles]
- 00:37:52,981 --> 00:37:54,358 It's me again.
- 00:37:55,234 --> 00:37:57,986 So, they fired me.
- 00:37:58,070 --> 00:38:00,572 I think they knew what my innie was up to.
- 00:38:00,656 --> 00:38:02,199 I'm telling you to--
- 00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:05,327 I have to go.
- 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:15,128 Hey!
- 00:38:17,256 --> 00:38:18,257 Hey!
- 00:38:19,258 --> 00:38:22,010 You. Why are you following me?
- 00:38:26,431 --> 00:38:27,516 I got this thing.
- 00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:33,146 When somebody shows up on my doorstep screaming my name, I wanna know why.
- 00:38:33,647 --> 00:38:35,023 Call it a quirk.
- 00:38:37,401 --> 00:38:38,735 You're with Lumon.
- 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:45,909 Why were you at my house the other night?
- 00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:50,539 I don't know.
- 00:38:51,582 --> 00:38:54,251 It wasn't you at all, was it?
- 00:38:54,751 --> 00:38:55,752 You're severed.
- 00:39:01,216 --> 00:39:03,844 I got canned a couple of weeks ago.
- 00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:05,179 When I pressed them for a reason,
- 00:39:05,262 --> 00:39:10,267 they said my innie had an unsanctioned, erotic entanglement with another worker.
- 00:39:10,350 --> 00:39:11,852 They wouldn't tell me who.
- 00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:17,274 Then you show up at my door.
- 00:39:22,654 --> 00:39:24,323 You think we were an item?
- 00:39:24,948 --> 00:39:27,117 Well, Fields certainly thinks so.
- 00:39:27,201 --> 00:39:30,162 We had to cancel our trip to Milwaukee. Thanks for that.
- 00:39:31,246 --> 00:39:34,791 - Fields? - That's my husband, Fields.
- 00:39:35,417 --> 00:39:37,377 I'm, uh… I'm sorry.
- 00:39:37,461 --> 00:39:38,879 Yeah, well…
- 00:39:38,962 --> 00:39:41,381 And I'm sorry I came at you just now.
- 00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:45,177 It's fine.
- 00:39:50,724 --> 00:39:53,435 Maybe you could… [stammers] …I don't know.
- 00:39:54,686 --> 00:39:55,687 What?
- 00:39:57,231 --> 00:40:00,234 We got a ham. We're planning to have it tomorrow.
- 00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:05,364 Might be nice if you come over. We could sit down, talk through it all.
- 00:40:08,784 --> 00:40:10,285 You, me, and…
- 00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:12,120 Fields.
- 00:40:17,793 --> 00:40:19,086 I suppose.
- 00:40:19,169 --> 00:40:20,295 Great.
- 00:40:21,797 --> 00:40:22,965 We like red wine.
- 00:40:23,715 --> 00:40:24,716 Expensive.
- 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,844 [Irving] Okay. Tomorrow.
- 00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:30,013 You need a lift?
- 00:40:30,806 --> 00:40:32,266 [Irving] I'll walk. Thanks.
- 00:40:32,349 --> 00:40:33,350 You sure?
- 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,019 I know where you live.
- 00:40:38,647 --> 00:40:41,483 [chuckles]
- 00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:44,403 - See you tomorrow. - Yes.
- 00:40:49,449 --> 00:40:51,451 [engine starts]
- 00:41:13,182 --> 00:41:14,183 [door closes]
- 00:41:15,267 --> 00:41:17,269 [footsteps approaching]
- 00:41:19,104 --> 00:41:21,648 [Mark] Uh, sorry there wasn't any eggnog.
- 00:41:22,191 --> 00:41:23,942 Might be out of season.
- 00:41:25,694 --> 00:41:27,070 What the fuck are you doing?
- 00:41:27,154 --> 00:41:30,240 I needed some pressure points. Things to rattle your memories.
- 00:41:30,782 --> 00:41:31,909 - Knitting? - Yeah.
- 00:41:31,992 --> 00:41:34,578 She said it gave her time to think.
- 00:41:39,374 --> 00:41:40,375 That her?
- 00:41:42,461 --> 00:41:44,004 What I thought was her.
- 00:41:51,845 --> 00:41:54,264 She's not dead. She's just not here.
- 00:41:57,643 --> 00:41:58,977 Who's in there?
- 00:42:00,437 --> 00:42:02,439 They know people at the morgue.
- 00:42:02,523 --> 00:42:03,524 On the payroll,
- 00:42:03,607 --> 00:42:05,943 - like everywhere else in Kier. - [coughing]
- 00:42:09,530 --> 00:42:11,031 You feel all right?
- 00:42:11,114 --> 00:42:13,617 Mmm. Basically.
- 00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:16,787 So, uh, are… are… are we gonna…
- 00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:17,871 One more day.
- 00:42:19,498 --> 00:42:21,041 Usually that's best.
- 00:42:22,084 --> 00:42:24,378 Usually? You've done this once.
- 00:42:24,461 --> 00:42:25,838 I don't wanna rush things.
- 00:42:25,921 --> 00:42:27,089 There's risk.
- 00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:28,841 It's not an exact science, Mark.
- 00:42:28,924 --> 00:42:32,135 I'm not sure it's science, period, but okay.
- 00:42:35,305 --> 00:42:36,890 You good on snacks?
- 00:42:37,474 --> 00:42:38,517 For now.
- 00:42:58,412 --> 00:42:59,746 Are they hurting her?
- 00:43:04,126 --> 00:43:05,419 [Reghabi] I don't know.
- 00:43:15,345 --> 00:43:16,346 [Ms. Casey] <i>Your outie.</i>
- 00:43:16,430 --> 00:43:17,431 [Mark] What?
- 00:43:18,849 --> 00:43:20,267 I didn't say anything.
- 00:43:29,109 --> 00:43:33,947 [Ms. Casey] <i>Your outie can parallel park in less than 20 seconds.</i>
- 00:43:45,375 --> 00:43:48,837 <i>Your outie can roller-skate with grace.</i>
- 00:43:54,426 --> 00:43:59,806 <i>Your outie pays all of his gas and electric bills within three business days.</i>
- 00:44:20,869 --> 00:44:27,084 <i>Your outie listens to music while shaving, but not while showering.</i>
- 00:44:35,676 --> 00:44:39,596 <i>Your outie prefers two scoops of ice cream in a serving,</i>
- 00:44:40,639 --> 00:44:43,892 <i>but they must be the same flavor.</i>
- 00:44:50,232 --> 00:44:54,403 <i>Your outie once captured a butterfly.</i>
- 00:45:03,662 --> 00:45:06,081 Your outie is going to--
- 00:45:08,542 --> 00:45:09,543 [gasps]
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