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Здравствуйте, мисс Кобел
Марк просыпается в панике на разделённом этаже, обнаруживая, что комната отдыха мисс Кейси выведена из эксплуатации, а все члены его команды заменены другими людьми. Теперь Милчик управляет разделённым этажом, а его заместителем является ребёнок — мисс Хуан, и они утверждают, что со времени «восстания отдела макроданных» прошло 5 месяцев, а это якобы сделало отдел Марка лицом новых реформ. Милчик утверждает, что в то время как «внешник» Марка попросил его вернуться к работе, трое других членов отдела отказались. Марк саботирует работу в своей новой команде для отвлечения внимания и чтобы добраться до связи с правлением и передать им просьбу о возврате других «внешников». Когда в следующий раз Марк приходит в сознание на разделённом этаже, то уже встречается с Диланом, Хелли и Ирвингом. Всех четверых отводят в обновлённую комнату отдыха, где Милчик обещает лучшие условия труда и предлагает «внутрякам» выбрать, уйти или остаться на постоянно. Марк сообщает группе, что он узнал снаружи во время отключения блокировки, в то время как Хелли лжёт о личности своего «внешника». Страдающий Ирвинг надумывает уволиться, но Дилан убеждает его остаться. Милчик показывает только Дилану место комнаты свиданий, где его смогут навещать родные. Отдел возобновляет работу.
Марк (Адам Скотт) приходит в себя на полу, где его личность разорвана на части. В панике он бежит по коридорам и обнаруживает, что оздоровительный кабинет мисс Кейси закрыт. Вернувшись в офис MDR, он с удивлением обнаруживает, что его коллегами стали трое новых сотрудников: Марк У. (Боб Балабан), Дарио Р. (Стефано Караннанте) и Гвендолин И. (Алия Шаукат). Милчик (Трэмелл Тиллман) встречает его с воздушными шарами. Милчик объясняет, что с момента бунта прошло пять месяцев, но пришло время залечить раны и двигаться дальше. Он знакомит его с новым заместителем управляющего отсеченного этажа, мисс Хуанг (Сара Бок), которая на удивление молода. Он также сообщает, что Кобел уволили за недостойное поведение и что он занял ее место в качестве управляющего отсеченным этажом. По словам Милчика, после этого инцидента Марк и его группа стали олицетворением «реформы увольнений». Когда Марк спрашивает Милчика о том, где сейчас первоначальная команда MDR, тот отвечает, что остальные отказались возвращаться в «Lumon», но напарник Марка настоял на возвращении. Не веря своим ушам, Марк требует, чтобы ему рассказали об этом сами участники, но Милчик не позволяет ему связаться с ними, вынуждая принять новую команду MDR. На следующий день Марк подкладывает в пальто Марка У. записку, написанную от руки, в которой предупреждает его о том, что происходит внутри, и просит вмешаться. Вместо этого Марк У. сообщает об этом Милчику, который лишает Марка должности начальника отдела и передает ее Марку У. Марк отвлекает Милчика ложной угрозой на кухне, а сам бежит в кабинет Милчика, чтобы попытаться связаться с правлением Lumon через громкоговоритель, но, похоже, не успевает этого сделать, потому что Милчик возвращается и останавливает его. Милчик приказывает Марку выйти из лифта, после чего тот говорит, что просто хочет вернуть свою команду. Проснувшись на следующий день, Марк видит, что пришли Дилан (Зак Черри), Ирвинг (Джон Туртурро) и Хелли (Бритт Лоуэр), и объясняет им ситуацию. Мисс Хуанг отводит их в отремонтированную комнату отдыха, где их уже ждет Милчик. Он показывает им анимационный фильм, в котором рассказывается, что «Макродатское восстание» привело к новым реформам в «Люмоне», направленным на улучшение условий труда, и в конце выражает благодарность за их действия. В видео есть записи разговоров повстанцев в день их бунта. Затем Милчик предлагает четверым участникам выбор: если они хотят уйти, то могут сделать это в своем нынешнем виде до конца дня. После его ухода Дилан просит остальных рассказать о том, что с ними происходило во время сверхурочной работы. Марк делится тем, что он увидел и узнал на воле, включая откровение о том, что мисс Кейси была замужем за его другом и, как считалось, умерла. Однако Хелли выдумывает историю и не раскрывает личность своей подруги, поскольку Хелена Иган и Ирвинг не могут заставить себя рассказать о своей попытке встретиться с Бертом. Несмотря на то, что Хелли чувствует, что у них разные интересы, она говорит Марку, что останется, чтобы помочь ему найти мисс Кейси. Ирвинг решает уйти, решив, что его инни-жизнь теперь бессмысленна, после того как узнал, что у аути-Берта есть другой романтический партнер. Дилан пытается утешить его, и Ирвинг шепчет, что очнулся в своей квартире и увидел картину с изображением темного коридора и лифта в конце. Их разговор прерывает Хуанг, который сообщает, что Милчик хочет видеть Дилана в своем кабинете. Милчик наконец делится с Диланом кое-какой информацией о своем аути-мире и сообщает, что его жену зовут Гретхен. Он ведет Дилана по коридору и объясняет, что планирует обустроить новый отсек, где семьи их подопечных смогут их навещать, но просит не говорить об этом остальным. Когда Дилан возвращается в свой отсек, он видит, что Ирвинг передумал и решил остаться. Все решили остаться, и команда возобновляет работу. Выясняется, что последний файл Марка «Холодная гавань» связан с Джеммой.
- 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,554 [Марк] <i>Девон! Девон!</i>
- 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:16,265 [Хелли] <i>Нет, послушайте меня. Мы не счастливы, мы страдаем там.</i>
- 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,310 - [стук в окно] - [Ирвинг, приглушенно] <i>Бёрт!</i>
- 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,978 [Хелли] <i>Они нас пытают там!</i>
- 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:21,063 [Марк] <i>Девон!</i>
- 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,898 - [Хелли] <i>Мы их узники!</i> - [Ирвинг] <i>Бёрт!</i>
- 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,399 [Марк] <i>Она жива!</i>
- 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:30,489 - [тяжело дышит] - [звонок лифта]
- 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,648 ЦЕНТР ЗДОРОВЬЯ
- 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,172 ОБРАБОТКА МАКРОДАННЫХ
- 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,971 Полагаю, ты Марк С.
- 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,975 - Я… - Я Марк У.
- 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:49,771 Кто вы такие?
- 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,773 [говорит по-итальянски]
- 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:57,112 Ты не против взять другое имя, чтобы избежать недоразумений?
- 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,365 С возвращением, Марк С.
- 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,121 Давно не виделись.
- 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:14,254 РАЗДЕЛЕНИЕ
- 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:15,881 [Марк] Где они?
- 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:19,843 [м-р Милчик] Будет лучше задать все вопросы в администрации.
- 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,094 [Марк] Их уволили?
- 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:24,181 [мистер Милчик] Шары оставь в фойе у моего прежнего рабочего места.
- 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,768 Нам надо многое обсудить. Не хочу, чтобы они тебя отвлекали.
- 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:29,269 Уверяю, их не заберут.
- 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:30,437 Мистер Милчик, прошу.
- 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:32,231 То, что вы сделали пять месяцев назад,
- 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,983 стало одним из самых прискорбных событий в истории компании.
- 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:35,901 Пять месяцев?
- 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,945 Меня ваш поступок тоже задел.
- 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:42,574 Но без боли нет излечения, верно?
- 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:44,451 Постойте, вы сказали, у прежнего офиса?
- 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:45,869 Марк, это мисс Хуан.
- 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,454 Мисс Хуан, Марк С.
- 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:48,539 Здравствуйте.
- 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:51,834 Она приглядит за шарами, пока мы беседуем.
- 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:54,378 Прошу сюда, Марк.
- 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,176 Дверь закрой.
- 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,181 А это нормально, что ребенок…
- 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:07,683 Прости за бардак.
- 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,858 Так. Что происходит?
- 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:22,197 Мисс Кобэл больше здесь не работает. Теперь разделенным этажом управляю я.
- 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,658 А моя команда?
- 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,369 Мы их не уволили.
- 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:33,083 Хелли Р. и Ирвинг Б. успешно вступили в контакт с внешним миром,
- 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,334 как и ты.
- 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:38,005 Экстра Дилана Дж. узнал обо всём задним числом.
- 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:42,301 Вы четверо теперь известны на весь мир.
- 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:46,930 {\an8}Вы стали лицом реформы программы разделения.
- 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,015 {\an8}ИНТРЫ-РАЗОБЛАЧИТЕЛИ
- 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:49,474 - Реформа… - Присядь, Марк.
- 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:53,395 Незадолго до вашего мятежа мы установили бронированные двери,
- 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:54,980 чтобы вы не покидали ОМД.
- 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:59,860 В тот же день, когда мисс Кобэл исполнила гимн Киру в качестве наказания.
- 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:01,695 Припоминаешь?
- 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,031 Да.
- 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,664 Я запер тебя в комнате как животное, Марк.
- 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:17,503 Как человек без импланта, я никогда этого не забуду.
- 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:20,964 Но последние пять месяцев
- 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,967 мы ломали голову, как садистка вроде Хармони Кобэл
- 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,553 могла стать неотъемлемой частью «Люмона».
- 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,555 И что это говорит о нас.
- 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:34,394 Мы также знаем, что мисс Кобэл была в доме твоей сестры,
- 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:35,854 когда ты там очнулся.
- 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,691 Да. Что это вообще было?
- 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:43,237 Полагаем, она была одержима тобой
- 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:46,156 и планировала преследовать тебя и твоего экстру,
- 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,075 чтобы создать «трио», так сказать.
- 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,078 Что?
- 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,539 Слава богу, у нее не вышло.
- 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,211 Вы до сих пор не сказали, где моя команда.
- 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,883 Мы несколько недель пытались их вернуть.
- 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,719 Ни один не согласился.
- 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:12,933 Мы рассказали им о реформах, но этого оказалось недостаточно.
- 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:16,645 Вернулся лишь я?
- 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,859 Твой экстра настаивал на этом.
- 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,445 Он даже умолял позволить ему вернуться немедля.
- 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:31,994 Значит, остальные… отказались?
- 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:34,997 Да.
- 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:41,128 Что ж, я хотел бы услышать это от них самих.
- 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,135 Это невозможно.
- 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,353 Радуйся своим шарикам.
- 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:23,212 [Марк У.] Да. Мы прибыли на час раньше тебя.
- 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:26,173 Места тут поменьше, чем в нашем старом офисе,
- 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:27,674 но зеленый ковер мне нравится.
- 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:30,260 Наш был цвета крем-брюле, а клавиатуры - кирпичного.
- 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,178 [сотрудница] Багряного.
- 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,764 Нет, кирпичного. Меня от него тошнило,
- 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:34,932 и сладкое я не люблю.
- 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:38,059 Кстати, часто тут появляется этот мистер «Мальчик»?
- 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,102 Милчик.
- 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,020 [Марк У.] Что?
- 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:46,944 Э-э, Милчик, не мальчик. И я не знаю.
- 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:51,281 Марко, где можно взять чернильные карандаши?
- 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,366 Э-э, в кладовой.
- 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:57,538 [говорит по-итальянски]
- 00:08:58,330 --> 00:08:59,331 Я покажу.
- 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:09,424 - Так ты и правда видел внешний мир? - Да.
- 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:11,593 [смешок] И как тебе небо?
- 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:12,761 Даже не знаю.
- 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:13,679 КЛАДОВАЯ
- 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,139 - Ты его не видел? [смешок] - Я вышел лишь на секунду,
- 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,559 но мой зять меня отвлек.
- 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:20,686 Ты шутишь?
- 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,522 Мы составили список того, на что хотели бы взглянуть.
- 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:26,024 И небо однозначно на первом месте. [смешок]
- 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,443 А вот твоего зятя в нём вообще не было.
- 00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:29,403 [по-итальянски] Спасибо.
- 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,864 А ты понял, в каком мы штате?
- 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,616 Мы втроем в анкете указали Вайоминг.
- 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:35,993 - Холмы видел? - Нет.
- 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:36,994 Боже. А ветер?
- 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,662 Похоже, будто на тебя дуют?
- 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,163 Здравствуйте, обработчики.
- 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,707 Здравствуйте, мисс Хуан.
- 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,959 [Марк У.] О нет. Игра в мяч.
- 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,129 Пройдемте на кухню.
- 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:03,729 Итак.
- 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:05,480 Меня зовут мисс Хуан.
- 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:09,193 Это мой первый день на должности заместителя.
- 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:16,116 Кое-что обо мне: до этого я регулировала движение транспорта у школы.
- 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,201 [смешок]
- 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:26,543 Марк У.?
- 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,795 Почему вы ребенок?
- 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,175 Потому что я недавно родилась.
- 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,599 Так, я Марк У.
- 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:43,352 Я работал в ОМД филиала 5Х
- 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,354 вместе с Гвендолин И.
- 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:51,235 Прозвучит забавно, но я думал, что уйду на пенсию,
- 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,986 когда мой филиал закрыли.
- 00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:55,781 Так что это приятный сюрприз.
- 00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,034 Марк С.?
- 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,246 [цокает] Окей.
- 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,084 [цокает]
- 00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,011 Я Марк С.
- 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,809 И я здесь уже около двух лет.
- 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,649 Кое-что обо мне…
- 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,746 Так вот…
- 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:54,173 Сегодня мне повезло обрести четырех новых друзей.
- 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,925 - [смешок] - Как мило, Марк.
- 00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:00,179 Но вынуждена напомнить, что я начальник,
- 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,556 а не друг.
- 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,744 Значит, трех.
- 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,250 Хорошо.
- 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,213 Поздравляем обоих Марков. А сейчас…
- 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,761 «ЛЮМОН»
- 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:47,351 [вздыхает]
- 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:53,565 [шмыгает носом]
- 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:06,495 [писк]
- 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,126 [звонок лифта]
- 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,213 [звонок лифта]
- 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:19,508 [звонок лифта]
- 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,397 А какой у вас Центр вечности?
- 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,524 - Эганы двигаются? - Э-э, нет.
- 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,902 Хм, наверное, потому что филиал старый.
- 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,487 - У нас двигались. - О.
- 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,531 Даже танцевали в такт.
- 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:45,742 А ваши просто стоят? Странно.
- 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,078 {\an8}[сотрудник-итальянец] В моём первом Центре Эганы были мётлами.
- 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:48,996 {\an8}«ЛЮМОН» СЛАВЬСЯ, КИР!
- 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:50,080 [Гвендолин] Мётлами?
- 00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:52,916 - А лица были из тарелок. - Тарелок?
- 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:53,959 У нас денег не было.
- 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,420 [Гвендолин] А медицинские манекены были?
- 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,964 - [сотрудник-итальянец] Ага. - Из чего сделаны?
- 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,175 - Из мётел. - [Марк У.] А лифт был?
- 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,469 [сотрудник-итальянец] У нас была… Как это, э-э, веревка.
- 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,637 [Гвендолин] Боже.
- 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,072 Я пошел. Всё в порядке?
- 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,617 Да, я почти закончил.
- 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,118 Отлично. Спасибо.
- 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,831 В моей предыдущей команде был один сброд.
- 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:39,213 Ни разу норму не выполнили. Вообще ни разу.
- 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,344 Но, кажется, твоя команда тебе нравилась.
- 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,390 Так что мне жаль.
- 00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,274 Пока, Марк.
- 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,901 Пока.
- 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:23,799 - [писк сканера] - [звонок лифта]
- 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,397 Привет, народ.
- 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,523 [м-р Милчик] «Дорогой экстра,
- 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:43,819 не знаю, получишь ли ты это, но я хочу сообщить тебе
- 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,113 об ужасных условиях в разделенном офисе,
- 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,073 в который ты меня перевел.
- 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:53,871 Им заведует сумасбродный простак по имени Мальчик».
- 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,581 Боже.
- 00:15:55,664 --> 00:16:00,711 «Своей тупостью он затмевает даже девять основных принципов.
- 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:05,591 Если я вынужден ходить туда, пожалуйста, дай мне гранату,
- 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:11,138 чтобы я мог уничтожить и Мальчика, и сам дух Кира Эгана.
- 00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:15,517 Твой разгневанный интра, Марк У.»
- 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:20,147 О боже. Это… [запинается] Это очень серьезно.
- 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,483 Это не шутка?
- 00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:28,447 Хм.
- 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,783 Ты правда думаешь, что я сумасбродный простак?
- 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,954 Секунду. Думаете, это я написал?
- 00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:37,873 [говорит по-итальянски]
- 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,542 Ты собирался подставить всех нас или только Марка У.?
- 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:44,171 Хороший способ заработать себе репутацию, да?
- 00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:49,009 - Не понимаю, почему ты их ненавидишь. - [Марк] Это не так.
- 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,595 Ты даже почерк свой не изменил.
- 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:59,353 Знаете что? Я даже не знаю этих людей.
- 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,814 Я же сказал, мне нужна моя команда.
- 00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:06,484 Что тут непонятного?
- 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:09,238 [резко вдыхает]
- 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:16,036 Марк С., с этого момента ты лишен звания главы отдела.
- 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,998 Я передаю его человеку, которого ты хотел подставить, - Марку У.
- 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,294 Я согласен.
- 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:29,258 Теперь ты работник и должен регулярно отчитываться о своих успехах.
- 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:35,430 У тебя хоть зять есть, козел?
- 00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:41,103 Что смешного?
- 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:43,730 [смешок]
- 00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,067 Вы еще не знаете, что я сделал с кухней, да?
- 00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:50,654 [смеется]
- 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,375 Чёрт побери.
- 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,258 Эй!
- 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,723 Этого вы точно не должны делать.
- 00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,104 Мистер Милчик, Марк С. в вашем офисе.
- 00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:25,355 У него селектор.
- 00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:31,862 Алло, кто-нибудь? Члены Совета, вы там? Это Марк С. из ОМД.
- 00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:33,447 [шум помех]
- 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:36,033 Ладно… [запинается] Если вы там, выслушайте меня.
- 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:39,786 Я знаю, что вы хотите помочь разделенным людям,
- 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,706 - именно поэтому мне нужна моя команда. - [м-р Милчик] Марк!
- 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,918 Если мы и правда представляем реформу разделения,
- 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:49,004 - они заслуживают второй шанс. - [м-р Милчик] Марк!
- 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,506 [Марк] Прошу. Они мои друзья!
- 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,841 Не дайте им просто исчезнуть! Пожалуйста!
- 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,386 [тяжело дышит]
- 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:14,071 [Марк] Мистер Милчик, я обратился к Совету лишь потому, что не могу…
- 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,074 [мистер Милчик] Члены Совета не общаются с интрами.
- 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:22,621 Очевидно, что слава твоего экстры опьянила твоего интру.
- 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:27,668 Нет, мой интра лишь хочет вернуть своих коллег и служить Киру с ними.
- 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,180 - [писк] - [звонок лифта]
- 00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:41,640 Вы меня увольняете?
- 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:43,851 Вперед.
- 00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,776 Почему нельзя просто их вернуть?
- 00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,571 Прощай, Марк С.
- 00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:57,739 Постойте!
- 00:19:58,824 --> 00:19:59,908 [звонок лифта]
- 00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:06,748 [звонок лифта]
- 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,585 [ахает, тяжело дышит]
- 00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:13,964 [открываются двери лифта]
- 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,458 - [звонок лифта] - [открываются двери]
- 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,168 - Дилан! - Марк.
- 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,252 - Получилось? - Да.
- 00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:53,837 - Где остальные? - Не знаю.
- 00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:56,715 Милчик был… Не думал, что я вернусь.
- 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,675 - Я здесь уже пару дней. - Что?
- 00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:00,636 Да. И они новую команду создали.
- 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:02,304 - Кобэл нас заменила? - Нет.
- 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,056 Кобэл ушла. Милчик за главного.
- 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:07,559 Тот, кто меня ударил и порезал мой лучший ремень, теперь наш босс?
- 00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:09,144 - Твою мать. - Он тебя ударил?
- 00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:11,480 Хорошо мне врезал. Было за что, я первый начал,
- 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,232 но ремень его я не трогал.
- 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,359 «Кир прощает предавших его»?
- 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,946 - [стучит] - [Ирвинг] Бёрт! Бёрт!
- 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:25,661 [Дилан] Чувак, ты как?
- 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,723 Ирвинг, что случилось?
- 00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:50,602 Какого хрена? Ирв! Мужик, что стряслось? Твой экстра нищий, что ли?
- 00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,483 Ну же. Ну же.
- 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,652 [вздыхает]
- 00:21:58,735 --> 00:21:59,820 [звонок лифта]
- 00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:03,282 [тяжело дышит]
- 00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:05,200 [Марк] Хелли!
- 00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:06,785 Боже. Всё хорошо?
- 00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:09,997 Да. [тяжело дышит] Ты очнулся?
- 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,999 - Да, это было нечто. - Аналогично.
- 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:13,750 Боже. Я так о тебе волновался.
- 00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:16,211 - Сколько времени прошло? - Пять месяцев, около того.
- 00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:17,379 А остальные где?
- 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,881 Идем.
- 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:23,760 Они ушли.
- 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:25,762 [Ирвинг стонет]
- 00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,431 [Хелли] Ирвинг?
- 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:29,892 Он не хочет выходить.
- 00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:30,893 [Ирвинг стонет]
- 00:22:32,144 --> 00:22:34,188 - Эй, Ирв? - [Ирвинг] Прости, Марк.
- 00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:36,523 Дай мне минутку, прошу.
- 00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:38,609 [Марк] Хорошо, не спеши.
- 00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:41,904 Что происходит? Нас не накажут?
- 00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:45,699 Не думаю. Милчик сказал, нас услышали. Мы теперь знамениты.
- 00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,743 Одинаково знамениты или один из нас звезда?
- 00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:50,746 Не знаю. Но потом он вроде попытался меня уволить.
- 00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,080 Почему?
- 00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:55,459 [запинается] Потому что я выступил против новичков.
- 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:58,629 - Новичков? - Какого хрена там произошло?
- 00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:00,672 Думаю, Милчик направляется сюда.
- 00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:03,300 Отлично. Он мне еще за ремень должен. Выкладывай.
- 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:07,387 Вдруг они ждут, пока мы расскажем, что случилось, так как сами не знают?
- 00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:09,473 Вдруг они подслушивают, Дилан?
- 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,183 А где камера наблюдения?
- 00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:13,393 - [щелкает замок] - [Ирвинг шмыгает]
- 00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:14,478 Я…
- 00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:16,939 Простите, я, э-э…
- 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,400 Просто…
- 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:24,988 Ты в норме?
- 00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:28,992 Здравствуйте. Меня зовут мисс Хуан.
- 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,789 Мистер Милчик ждет вас в комнате отдыха.
- 00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:43,632 [Дилан] Какого чёрта? Сколько ей, восемь?
- 00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:44,800 [Марк] Не знаю.
- 00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:46,927 Так они нас заменили?
- 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,095 На пару дней.
- 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:49,179 Кто был за меня?
- 00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:51,348 Это были не совсем ваши двойники.
- 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,767 Они были, типа, странные.
- 00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:55,644 Ясно. Тебе не стоит переживать.
- 00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:58,522 - Переживать? - Ты прервал их жизни. И поделом.
- 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,065 Но я не хотел…
- 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:03,235 [Дилан] Нет, мужик. Не переживай. Уверен, они заслужили.
- 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:23,088 [писк]
- 00:24:23,172 --> 00:24:25,174 КОМНАТА ОТДЫХА
- 00:24:55,287 --> 00:24:56,288 [дверь закрывается]
- 00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:22,314 «ЛЮМОН»
- 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:32,324 Отдел обработки макроданных. С возвращением.
- 00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:36,286 Прошу, присаживайтесь.
- 00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:39,998 Ирвинг, если не против, можешь сесть позади.
- 00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:41,083 Я ОПЬЯНЕН РАДОСТЬЮ!
- 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:42,751 Отлично выглядишь.
- 00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:47,881 Похоже, Совет пересмотрел мои условия.
- 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:50,551 Похоже на то.
- 00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:54,721 ЖЖИВИ И РАДУЙСЯ!
- 00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:58,392 То, что вы сейчас увидите, будет показано каждому новому интре,
- 00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:00,227 который войдет в это здание.
- 00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:04,022 Думаю, это поможет понять чувства «Люмона».
- 00:26:07,818 --> 00:26:09,403 [звучит мультяшная музыка]
- 00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:11,488 «ЛЮМОН» СЛУШАЕТ!
- 00:26:19,955 --> 00:26:21,456 [крик птицы]
- 00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:26,253 <i>О, привет. Пожалуй, ты не узнаёшь меня с этого ракурса.</i>
- 00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:30,007 <i>Я административный корпус компании «Люмон», филиал 501.</i>
- 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:32,801 <i>И ты сейчас находишься во мне.</i>
- 00:26:32,885 --> 00:26:36,430 <i>Имечко то еще, аж крышу сносит.</i>
- 00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:38,891 <i>Так что можешь звать меня просто «Люмон».</i>
- 00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:44,897 <i>Многое изменилось с тех пор, как меня возвели здесь в 1870.</i>
- 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:49,067 <i>Но одно оставалось неизменным: моя любовь ко всем работникам,</i>
- 00:26:49,151 --> 00:26:52,487 <i>разделенным и нет.</i>
- 00:26:52,571 --> 00:26:53,822 <i>Не хочу хвастаться,</i>
- 00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:57,576 <i>но мой подвал - одно из лучших разделенных рабочих пространств</i>
- 00:26:57,659 --> 00:27:01,747 <i>среди 206 стран, в которых есть офисы «Люмона».</i>
- 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:04,583 <i>Эй, по коридорам не бегать!</i>
- 00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:07,419 <i>Щекотно же.</i>
- 00:27:07,503 --> 00:27:08,795 [нервно сглатывает]
- 00:27:08,879 --> 00:27:10,380 [посмеивается]
- 00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:14,885 <i>Но в чём настоящее счастье здания?</i>
- 00:27:16,178 --> 00:27:19,515 <i>Этот вопрос обрел актуальность, когда четыре работника ОМД,</i>
- 00:27:19,598 --> 00:27:21,558 <i>недовольные своим разделением,</i>
- 00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:25,771 <i>вступили в сговор с целью устроить Бунт отдела макроданных,</i>
- 00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:28,023 <i>как его окрестили историки «Люмона».</i>
- 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:35,030 <i>Буквально под моим носом развернулась драма, полная коварства и опасностей.</i>
- 00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:37,783 <i>Праведный гнев.</i>
- 00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:40,702 <i>Сожжем это место дотла.</i>
- 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,001 [корпус «Люмона»] <i>Вдохновение.</i>
- 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:53,090 <i>Почему же нас до сих пор здесь держат во тьме?</i>
- 00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:57,636 [корпус «Люмона»] <i>И любовь.</i>
- 00:28:01,390 --> 00:28:02,683 Какого хрена?
- 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:09,815 <i>Бунт отдела макроданных повлек за собой множество реформ.</i>
- 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:15,612 <i>Включая новые лакомства, например фруктовую пастилу, нарезанную фасоль,</i>
- 00:28:15,696 --> 00:28:18,574 <i>рождественские леденцы и сальсу.</i>
- 00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:25,205 [мямлит] Э-э…
- 00:28:25,289 --> 00:28:26,290 <i>Этого мало?</i>
- 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:27,374 «ЛЮМОН» ПРОПУСК
- 00:28:27,457 --> 00:28:29,793 <i>Награды тоже претерпели реформы</i>
- 00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:34,923 <i>и теперь включают в себя прогулки, ловлю ананасов в воде…</i>
- 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,557 <i>…а также наш абсолютно новый уморительный зал зеркал.</i>
- 00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:52,024 <i>Забавно вот что. Всю жизнь я вижу перед собой зеркальную гладь пруда,</i>
- 00:28:52,107 --> 00:28:58,864 <i>но именно этим четырем храбрецам из ОМД удалось показать мне мое истинное лицо.</i>
- 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:02,326 <i>Ну и наделали же они шуму.</i>
- 00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:07,873 <i>Это точно, Водонапорная Башня. И я благодарю за них Кира.</i>
- 00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:13,629 <i>Я благодарю Кира за Бунт отдела макроданных.</i>
- 00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:33,232 Мы не всегда сходимся во мнении…
- 00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:39,738 …но я хочу, чтобы вы знали, что я искренне уважаю каждого из вас.
- 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:43,659 И я не хочу быть надзирателем.
- 00:29:47,496 --> 00:29:51,166 К концу дня каждый из вас решит, хочет он остаться или нет.
- 00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:54,002 Это решите вы, а не ваши экстры.
- 00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:58,006 Если приступите к работе, значит, вы хотите остаться.
- 00:29:58,090 --> 00:30:01,718 Если нет, я отправлю вас наверх. Зла держать не буду.
- 00:30:03,804 --> 00:30:06,932 Возможно, я даже как-нибудь угощу вас в кафе. [смешок]
- 00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:10,978 В комнате отдыха,
- 00:30:11,061 --> 00:30:14,648 как и на всём разделенном этаже, нет ни камер, ни прослушки.
- 00:30:15,649 --> 00:30:19,069 Конфиденциальность можно соблюсти и не теснясь в кладовой
- 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:21,363 как сельди в бочке. [смешок]
- 00:30:24,950 --> 00:30:30,622 Надеюсь, вы все решите остаться и насладитесь тем, что помогли создать.
- 00:30:32,124 --> 00:30:34,918 Новый квартал. Новое начало.
- 00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:37,671 Для всех нас.
- 00:30:50,267 --> 00:30:51,185 [дверь закрывается]
- 00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:53,312 Что это вообще было?
- 00:30:53,395 --> 00:30:55,439 Какая-то грандиозная ложь.
- 00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:59,443 Что вы там видели, народ?
- 00:31:00,694 --> 00:31:01,778 Ну…
- 00:31:01,862 --> 00:31:03,280 Он сказал, что прослушки нет.
- 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:05,741 Он тот еще мудозвон, так что давайте шепотом.
- 00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:06,909 Ладно.
- 00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:12,206 [шепчет] Я был в доме своей сестры, на вечеринке в честь Рикена Хейла.
- 00:31:12,289 --> 00:31:13,290 Постой, что?
- 00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:15,125 Ты знаешь Рикена Хейла?
- 00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:17,211 [Марк] Он зять моего экстры.
- 00:31:17,294 --> 00:31:18,670 Чего?
- 00:31:18,754 --> 00:31:22,925 И почему-то мы оба знакомы с Кобэл.
- 00:31:23,842 --> 00:31:24,843 [Дилан] Безумие.
- 00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:27,721 Да, есть еще кое-что.
- 00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:32,976 Перед тем как отключиться, я нашел свадебную фотографию.
- 00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:36,730 Похоже, жена моего экстры умерла несколько лет назад.
- 00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,315 Жесть.
- 00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:41,026 Что, видимо, отчасти подтолкнуло меня пойти на разделение.
- 00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:42,110 Однако…
- 00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:44,863 [вздыхает]
- 00:31:46,198 --> 00:31:50,702 …женщина на фотографии - мисс Кейси.
- 00:31:55,082 --> 00:31:57,501 Мисс Кейси - твоя жена?
- 00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:58,919 Жена моего экстры.
- 00:31:59,002 --> 00:32:00,504 Но она умерла.
- 00:32:00,587 --> 00:32:02,965 Да, знаю, но это была она.
- 00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:08,720 Значит, она здесь, внизу.
- 00:32:09,888 --> 00:32:13,016 Нет, я был в Центре здоровья. Его больше нет.
- 00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:14,977 Как нет?
- 00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:17,688 Вот так. Нет.
- 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:22,150 Боже. Марк, ты в порядке?
- 00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:25,946 Да. Даже не знаю.
- 00:32:26,029 --> 00:32:29,199 [запинается] А ты? Что видела ты?
- 00:32:33,328 --> 00:32:37,124 Я видела интерьер
- 00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:40,836 донельзя унылой квартиры.
- 00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:43,463 [Марк] Так ты живешь одна?
- 00:32:44,548 --> 00:32:45,549 Да.
- 00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:51,513 Я смотрела передачу про животных. На мне были треники и футболка.
- 00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:56,518 [Дилан] Какая футболка? На ней был принт или, может, карманы?
- 00:32:56,602 --> 00:32:58,770 Кажется, там была надпись. «Спасите горилл».
- 00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:00,856 Круто.
- 00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:02,065 Пожалуй.
- 00:33:04,193 --> 00:33:05,319 А дальше что?
- 00:33:06,403 --> 00:33:10,407 Я вышла на улицу. Там был парень. Он был похож на садовника.
- 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,744 Всё ему рассказала. Думаю, он мне не поверил.
- 00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:15,996 Сказал, что у него брат полицейский
- 00:33:16,079 --> 00:33:18,373 и что он всё ему расскажет.
- 00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:25,339 Даже не знаю. Простите, парни. Я… Я правда старалась.
- 00:33:28,509 --> 00:33:30,135 Садовник?
- 00:33:32,262 --> 00:33:33,430 Да.
- 00:33:34,181 --> 00:33:35,599 Ночной садовник?
- 00:33:37,226 --> 00:33:40,312 Видимо. Может, он просто ночами подрабатывает.
- 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,523 О.
- 00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:44,066 А ты, Ирв?
- 00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:52,157 Думаете, он сказал правду?
- 00:33:53,242 --> 00:33:55,953 Что позволит нам уйти?
- 00:34:02,793 --> 00:34:04,211 Ирв, что ты видел?
- 00:34:07,965 --> 00:34:09,716 Там не наш мир.
- 00:34:11,969 --> 00:34:13,262 Вот что я увидел.
- 00:34:15,597 --> 00:34:16,723 Ну же, мужик.
- 00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:19,768 Можешь нам сказать.
- 00:34:23,188 --> 00:34:24,940 [Хелли] Да, всё хорошо.
- 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,777 Даже если это что-то плохое.
- 00:35:03,854 --> 00:35:04,855 Ирв.
- 00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:07,441 Я просто хочу немного пройтись.
- 00:35:09,568 --> 00:35:11,069 - Я поговорю с ним. - Идем вместе.
- 00:35:11,153 --> 00:35:12,321 Нет. Всё хорошо, ясно?
- 00:35:12,404 --> 00:35:15,324 Я этим займусь. Идите в отдел. Если что, позову вас.
- 00:35:15,407 --> 00:35:16,575 - Уверен? - [Хелли] Но…
- 00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:32,007 Эй, Ирв ведь придет в себя?
- 00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:34,051 - Да. - Да.
- 00:35:34,843 --> 00:35:35,928 Дилан разберется.
- 00:35:37,262 --> 00:35:39,973 А у нас есть время до конца дня.
- 00:35:40,057 --> 00:35:41,058 Да.
- 00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:52,319 Вы выглядели счастливыми на свадебной фотографии?
- 00:35:54,488 --> 00:35:55,489 Да.
- 00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:04,665 Послушай, я никогда… Между мной и мисс Кейси ничего не было.
- 00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:07,584 Хорошо.
- 00:36:10,546 --> 00:36:11,713 Что будешь делать?
- 00:36:13,632 --> 00:36:15,092 Ну, э-э…
- 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,138 Надо вызволить ее отсюда.
- 00:36:21,932 --> 00:36:24,685 Верно? Если она моя жена… [запинается]
- 00:36:25,227 --> 00:36:27,896 Да, конечно. Если она еще здесь.
- 00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:34,528 Но, строго говоря, она не твоя жена.
- 00:36:35,654 --> 00:36:37,489 Уверена, что кольцо купил твой экстра.
- 00:36:38,615 --> 00:36:39,616 Ну да.
- 00:36:40,576 --> 00:36:44,538 Но мы ведь почти одно и то же.
- 00:36:46,665 --> 00:36:48,667 Так что всё сумбурно.
- 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:51,253 [фыркает] Всё… сумбурно?
- 00:36:51,336 --> 00:36:54,006 - Вот оно что. Сумбурно? Ясно. - Послушай, Хелли…
- 00:36:54,089 --> 00:36:56,175 Мы не одно и то же, чтоб ты знал.
- 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,221 Мы и экстры. Мы разные.
- 00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:04,892 Говорю лишь за себя, но мы им ничего не должны.
- 00:37:08,478 --> 00:37:10,147 Но мисс Кейси…
- 00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:12,983 Она одна из нас.
- 00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:19,489 Если хочешь помочь своему экстре и узнать, что случилось с ней…
- 00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:22,951 Я помогу.
- 00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:28,123 Так ты остаешься?
- 00:37:32,127 --> 00:37:33,128 Думаю, да.
- 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:49,728 - Ирв, погоди. - Оставь меня, Дилан.
- 00:37:49,811 --> 00:37:54,525 Постой, чувак. Ты не можешь уйти до конца дня.
- 00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:58,070 Ты уверен?
- 00:37:58,153 --> 00:37:59,154 Ирв.
- 00:37:59,905 --> 00:38:01,698 Я провалил миссию.
- 00:38:03,367 --> 00:38:04,368 Что?
- 00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:06,828 Я отправился на поиски Бёрта.
- 00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:09,831 Ясно. Ты его видел?
- 00:38:11,792 --> 00:38:16,964 У него есть муж или, по меньшей мере, партнер.
- 00:38:18,173 --> 00:38:20,634 Я… Я видел их через окно.
- 00:38:21,218 --> 00:38:22,219 Жесть.
- 00:38:23,971 --> 00:38:25,722 Я должен радоваться его счастью.
- 00:38:26,265 --> 00:38:31,979 Ага. Но, видимо, никакого счастья ты не испытываешь, верно?
- 00:38:33,230 --> 00:38:37,276 Последний раз я был счастлив, когда я знал только ОМД.
- 00:38:38,443 --> 00:38:39,820 Когда хорошо делал свое дело,
- 00:38:41,446 --> 00:38:42,739 а не искал счастья.
- 00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:46,159 Я ухожу, Дилан.
- 00:38:46,243 --> 00:38:48,704 Отсюда не уходят. Так что перестань это повторять.
- 00:38:48,787 --> 00:38:50,706 - Я знаю, ты хочешь… - Постарайся.
- 00:39:01,091 --> 00:39:02,509 Ты хороший друг, Дилан.
- 00:39:05,762 --> 00:39:07,681 [глубоко дышит]
- 00:39:10,267 --> 00:39:13,812 Прежде чем пойти к Бёрту, я очнулся в своей квартире.
- 00:39:13,896 --> 00:39:14,980 Что?
- 00:39:16,815 --> 00:39:19,526 Я стоял перед каким-то мольбертом.
- 00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:21,445 Охренеть. Там и мольберты есть?
- 00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:26,825 Да. И мой экстра рисовал коридор. Темный коридор.
- 00:39:26,909 --> 00:39:28,160 Как в комнате отдыха?
- 00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:30,037 [Ирвинг] Нет, другой. Темнее.
- 00:39:30,621 --> 00:39:34,166 В конце коридора был лифт со стрелкой, указывающей вниз.
- 00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:36,335 Он их десятки нарисовал.
- 00:39:36,418 --> 00:39:37,252 Чёрт. Зачем?
- 00:39:37,336 --> 00:39:42,424 Не знаю. Но я хотел рассказать тебе, прежде чем уйду.
- 00:39:42,508 --> 00:39:44,092 - Я тебя не пущу. Нет. - [кряхтит]
- 00:39:44,176 --> 00:39:46,845 Прекрати. Выслушай меня.
- 00:39:46,929 --> 00:39:51,016 Мне жаль, что у экстры Бёрта горячий муженек.
- 00:39:51,099 --> 00:39:54,436 Но он тут ни при чём. Ты запал на Бёрта здесь,
- 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,730 я точно знаю, ведь я был свахой.
- 00:39:58,065 --> 00:39:59,066 Я…
- 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,903 Я хочу, чтобы всё закончилось.
- 00:40:02,986 --> 00:40:06,823 Хорошо. Как только найдешь темный коридор… [запинается]
- 00:40:06,907 --> 00:40:09,701 Я хочу, чтобы эта боль прекратилась.
- 00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:14,414 Если мы уйдем вдвоем, он и я…
- 00:40:14,498 --> 00:40:15,541 Прекрати.
- 00:40:15,624 --> 00:40:17,501 …то так или иначе мы будем вместе.
- 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:18,669 Он бы этого не хотел.
- 00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:19,753 Откуда ты знаешь?
- 00:40:22,589 --> 00:40:24,007 Потому что я этого не хочу.
- 00:40:27,135 --> 00:40:28,762 Мне будет грустно,
- 00:40:30,097 --> 00:40:31,890 я стану хуже работать,
- 00:40:31,974 --> 00:40:35,352 а у меня ведь хорошо получается. Что бы мы тут ни делали.
- 00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:39,106 Ты помогаешь мне работать лучше. Так что не уходи, прошу.
- 00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:45,988 Дилан.
- 00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:55,122 Я твой любимый бонус.
- 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,625 Они тут ни при чём.
- 00:40:59,668 --> 00:41:02,296 Пойми, если бы Бёрт всё еще был здесь,
- 00:41:02,379 --> 00:41:06,049 он бы сказал тебе остаться и выяснить, что за хрень тут творится.
- 00:41:07,718 --> 00:41:08,719 [мисс Хуан] Дилан Дж.
- 00:41:10,846 --> 00:41:14,641 РАЗДЕЛЕННЫМ ПРОХОД ЗАПРЕЩЕН
- 00:41:14,725 --> 00:41:16,685 Мистер Милчик хочет вас видеть.
- 00:41:26,528 --> 00:41:27,529 Ага.
- 00:41:51,803 --> 00:41:54,014 ЗДРАВСТВУЙТЕ, МИСС КОБЭЛ
- 00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:56,767 Знаю, но мне сказали, что это скоро исправят.
- 00:41:57,893 --> 00:41:59,728 Должно быть написано мое имя.
- 00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:06,193 М, тире, Р, пробел, М, И, Л, Ч, И, К.
- 00:42:08,487 --> 00:42:09,988 - Мне жаль… - Мистер Милчик…
- 00:42:10,072 --> 00:42:14,409 …но, пожалуйста, примите меры, хорошо? Да. Спасибо.
- 00:42:16,161 --> 00:42:19,289 Если позвонят по поводу надписи, немедленно соедини.
- 00:42:19,373 --> 00:42:20,374 Да, сэр.
- 00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:23,377 Вызывали?
- 00:42:25,295 --> 00:42:26,296 Да.
- 00:42:28,382 --> 00:42:30,092 Спасибо, мисс Хуан.
- 00:42:38,517 --> 00:42:40,143 Хотите извиниться за ремень?
- 00:42:49,611 --> 00:42:51,488 Твою жену зовут Гретхен.
- 00:42:55,617 --> 00:42:56,618 Что?
- 00:42:57,828 --> 00:42:59,246 Она хотела, чтобы ты знал.
- 00:43:00,831 --> 00:43:01,832 Идем со мной.
- 00:43:13,343 --> 00:43:17,014 Прошу прощения, Дилан, за то, что невнимательно тебя слушал.
- 00:43:18,473 --> 00:43:20,058 Что игнорировал твои нужды.
- 00:43:23,145 --> 00:43:25,314 [смешок] Взгляни.
- 00:43:26,231 --> 00:43:29,443 КОМНАТА ДЛЯ ВСТРЕЧ С СЕМЬЯМИ ЭКСТР
- 00:43:30,736 --> 00:43:33,030 Это чертеж нового помещения,
- 00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:35,616 о котором я предпочел не рассказывать твоим коллегам.
- 00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:37,951 ЭРГОНОМИЧНЫЕ КРЕСЛА
- 00:43:38,035 --> 00:43:39,870 Комната для встреч с семьями экстр.
- 00:43:40,579 --> 00:43:41,830 СТЕНА ВОСПОМИНАНИЙ
- 00:43:43,415 --> 00:43:46,668 [смешок] То есть здесь я смогу увидеть свою семью?
- 00:43:48,045 --> 00:43:53,091 Судя по названию, думаю, так оно и есть.
- 00:43:56,386 --> 00:43:57,387 Мать вашу.
- 00:43:57,471 --> 00:43:59,431 [смешок] И ее тоже.
- 00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:03,477 К сожалению, все твои коллеги одиноки.
- 00:44:04,394 --> 00:44:07,356 Поэтому я попрошу тебя сохранить это в тайне…
- 00:44:07,439 --> 00:44:10,609 - Вы… - …дабы избежать лишних обид.
- 00:44:11,527 --> 00:44:14,905 Не хочу, чтобы вы поссорились после всего, что ты для них сделал.
- 00:45:46,413 --> 00:45:47,414 Всё хорошо?
- 00:45:48,582 --> 00:45:49,750 [Дилан] Да.
- 00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:50,834 Где Ирв?
- 00:45:54,755 --> 00:45:55,756 [Ирвинг] Я здесь.
- 00:46:04,598 --> 00:46:06,808 Ирв. Ты как?
- 00:46:08,519 --> 00:46:09,520 Всё окей.
- 00:46:11,063 --> 00:46:14,066 [звучит «God Walked Down»]
- 00:46:39,925 --> 00:46:41,093 {\an8}ДАРИО Р. ГРИМАЛЬДИ
- 00:46:57,776 --> 00:46:59,528 КОЛД-ХАРБОР ЗАВЕРШЕНО 67%
- 00:47:15,210 --> 00:47:16,086 ЗАВЕРШЕНО 68%
- 00:48:42,631 --> 00:48:44,633 Перевод субтитров: Дмитрий Трашков
- 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,554 <i>Devon!</i>
- 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:16,265 <i>No, no, no. Listen, we're not happy. We're miserable.</i>
- 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,310 <i>Burt!</i>
- 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,978 <i>They torture us down there!</i>
- 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:21,063 <i>Devon!</i>
- 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,898 - <i>We're prisoners!</i> - <i>Burt!</i>
- 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,399 <i>She's alive!</i>
- 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,971 I suppose you're Mark S.
- 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,975 - I-- - I'm Mark W.
- 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:49,771 Who are you people?
- 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,569 Would you be open to using a different first name
- 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,112 to avoid confusion?
- 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,365 Welcome back, Mark S.
- 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,121 Been a minute.
- 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:15,881 Where are they?
- 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,966 I think it's best to save any queries
- 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,843 till we arrive at the management office.
- 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,094 Were they fired?
- 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:24,181 You can leave the balloons in the foyer by my old desk.
- 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,768 We've much to discuss, and I don't want them distracting you.
- 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:29,269 I assure you, they won't be taken.
- 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:30,437 Mr. Milchick, please.
- 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:32,231 What you all did five months ago
- 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,983 was one of the most painful moments in the history of this company.
- 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:35,901 Five months?
- 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,945 I, too, was wounded by it.
- 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:42,574 But we must be cut to heal, mustn't we?
- 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:44,451 Wait, did you say your old office?
- 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:45,869 Mark, this is Miss Huang.
- 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,454 Miss Huang, Mark S.
- 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:48,539 Hello.
- 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:51,834 She'll be happy to mind your balloons while we chat.
- 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:54,378 Right this way, Mark.
- 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,176 You can shut it.
- 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,181 Is it normal for a child to--
- 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:07,683 Excuse the clutter.
- 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,858 Okay. What's happening?
- 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:19,778 Ms. Cobel is no longer with this company.
- 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:22,197 I now manage the severed floor.
- 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,658 What about my team?
- 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,369 We didn't fire them.
- 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:33,083 Helly R. and Irving B. both successfully made contact with persons on the outside,
- 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,334 just as you did.
- 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:38,005 Dylan G.'s outie learned what happened after the fact.
- 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:42,301 The four of you have achieved international fame.
- 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:47,472 {\an8}As a group, you've become known as the face of severance reform.
- 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,474 {\an8}- Severance ref-- - Have a seat, Mark.
- 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:53,395 Shortly before your mutiny, we installed security doors
- 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:54,980 to keep you in MDR.
- 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:59,860 This accompanied a punitive rendition of the Kier hymn performed by Ms. Cobel.
- 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:01,695 Do you recall?
- 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,031 I do.
- 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,664 I locked you in a room like an animal, Mark.
- 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,083 As an unsevered man,
- 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,503 I'll carry that knowledge the rest of my life.
- 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:20,964 But for the past five months,
- 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,967 we've been asking how a sadist like Harmony Cobel
- 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,553 could take fertile root in Lumon soil.
- 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,555 And what that says about us.
- 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:34,394 We also know Ms. Cobel was at your sister's home
- 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:35,854 when you awoke there.
- 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,691 Yeah. Why was that?
- 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:43,237 We believe she'd developed an erotic fixation on you
- 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:46,156 and had plans to pursue both you and your outie
- 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,075 in what might be termed "a throuple."
- 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,078 What?
- 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,539 Thankfully, she failed at this.
- 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,211 You still haven't told me where my team is.
- 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,883 We tried for weeks to get them back, Mark.
- 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,719 None of them agreed.
- 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:12,933 We told them of the reforms, but it wasn't enough.
- 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:16,645 Except for me?
- 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,859 Your outie insisted on returning.
- 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,445 In fact, he begged us to let him back right away.
- 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:31,994 So the others, they refused?
- 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:34,997 Yes.
- 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:41,128 Well, I'd like to hear it from them.
- 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,135 That's not possible.
- 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,353 Enjoy your balloons.
- 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:23,212 Yeah. We showed up about an hour before you did.
- 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:26,173 It's a little cramped compared to our old MDR,
- 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:27,674 but I love the green carpet.
- 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:30,260 Ours was a crème brûlée and the keyboards were puce.
- 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,178 They were purple.
- 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,764 No. They were puce. I know because it makes me nauseous,
- 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:34,932 and I hate sweets.
- 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:38,059 Speaking of which, how much do we see of that Mr. "Milkshake"?
- 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,102 Milchick.
- 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,020 What?
- 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:46,944 It's Milchick, not milkshake. And I don't know.
- 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:51,281 Marco, where I can find some ink pencils?
- 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,366 Supply closet.
- 00:08:58,330 --> 00:08:59,331 I'll show ya.
- 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:09,424 - So, did you really see the outie world? - Yeah.
- 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:11,593 How's the sky?
- 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:12,761 I don't know.
- 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:16,139 - What, you didn't see it? - Well, I went outside for a second,
- 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,559 but I was distracted by my brother-in-law.
- 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:20,686 Seriously?
- 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,522 Because we made a list of what we'd most like to see on the outside.
- 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:26,024 And sky was an easy number one.
- 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,443 Brothers-in-law weren't even on the list.
- 00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:29,403 <i>Grazie.</i>
- 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,864 Could you tell what state we were in?
- 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,616 Because three of us put Wyoming on our input survey.
- 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:35,993 - Did you see any buttes? - No.
- 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:36,994 Oh, my God. How's wind?
- 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,662 Is it just like getting breathed on, kind of?
- 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,163 Hello, Refiners.
- 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,707 Hello, Miss Huang.
- 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,959 Oh, no. It's the ball game.
- 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,129 Let's head to the kitchenette.
- 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:03,729 Okay. So,
- 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:05,480 my name is Miss Huang.
- 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:09,193 It's my first day here as deputy manager.
- 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:16,408 I guess something about me is that before this, I was a crossing guard.
- 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:26,543 Mark W.?
- 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,795 Why are you a child?
- 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,175 Because of when I was born.
- 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,599 Right. I'm Mark W.
- 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:43,352 I'm from the MDR department of branch 5X,
- 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,354 where I worked with Gwendolyn Y.
- 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:51,235 Kind of a fun fact about me is that I thought I'd be permanently retired
- 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,986 when my branch shut down.
- 00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:55,781 So this is a nice surprise.
- 00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,034 Mark S.?
- 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,246 Okay.
- 00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,011 I'm Mark S.
- 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,809 And I've been here about two years.
- 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,649 Something about me…
- 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,746 is…
- 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:54,173 that I am lucky enough to have made four new friends today.
- 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:56,925 That's nice, Mark.
- 00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:00,179 But I have to remind you that I'm a supervisor,
- 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,556 not a friend.
- 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,744 Three new friends.
- 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,250 Okay.
- 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,213 Congratulations to our two Marks. And now…
- 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,397 What's your perpetuity wing like?
- 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,524 - Do the Eagans move? - No.
- 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,902 Probably because it's an older branch.
- 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,487 Ours were animatronic.
- 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,531 They even did this little choreographed dance.
- 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:45,742 So yours just stand there? That's weird.
- 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,996 {\an8}In my first perpetuity wing, the Eagans were brooms.
- 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:50,080 Brooms?
- 00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:52,916 - Each with a face made of a plate. - A plate?
- 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:53,959 We were very poor.
- 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,420 Did you guys have the CPR dummies?
- 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,964 - Yeah. - What were those made of?
- 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,175 - Brooms. - Did you have an elevator?
- 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,469 We had-- How do you say a rope.
- 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,637 Jesus.
- 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,072 I'm heading out. You good?
- 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,825 Yep. Just about to close out.
- 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,118 Good. Thank you.
- 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,831 You know, my old team was a bunch of dirtbags.
- 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:39,213 We never hit quota. Not once.
- 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,344 But it seems like you really liked yours.
- 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,390 So, I'm sorry.
- 00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,274 Good night, Mark.
- 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,901 Good night.
- 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,397 Hey, everybody.
- 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,523 "Dear Outie,
- 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:43,819 I don't know if this will reach you, but I'm writing to alert you
- 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,113 of the heinous conditions in the severed office
- 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,073 to which you have transferred me.
- 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:53,871 The branch is run by a shambolic rube who goes by Milkshake."
- 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,581 Oh, my God.
- 00:15:55,664 --> 00:16:00,711 "A man whose stupidity is rivaled only by that of the nine core principles.
- 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:05,591 If you must continue to send me here, please consider strapping a bomb to me,
- 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:11,138 so that I may explode both Milkshake and the very spirit of Kier Eagan.
- 00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:15,517 Wrathfully, your innie, Mark W."
- 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:20,147 Oh, my God. That's very serious.
- 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,483 Is it earnest?
- 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,783 Do you really think I'm a shambolic rube?
- 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,954 Wait, you think I wrote this note?
- 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,542 Were you going to frame all of us or just Mark W.?
- 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:44,171 Clever way to secure the name for yourself, I suppose?
- 00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:49,009 - I don't know why you hate this team. - I don't hate this team.
- 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,595 You didn't even disguise your own handwriting.
- 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:59,353 You know what? I don't even know who this team is.
- 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,814 I told you. I want my team.
- 00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:06,484 Which part of that don't you understand?
- 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:16,036 Mark S., at this time, I revoke your status as Department Chief,
- 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,998 which will be transferred to your intended victim, Mark W.
- 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,294 I accept.
- 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,255 You will be relegated to the office
- 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:29,258 and must check in regularly as to your progress.
- 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:35,430 Do you even have a brother-in-law, asshole?
- 00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:41,103 What's funny?
- 00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,067 You don't know what I did to the kitchenette yet, do you?
- 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,375 Goddamn it.
- 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,258 Hey!
- 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,723 You're definitely not supposed to do that.
- 00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,104 Mr. Milchick, I've got Mark S. in your office.
- 00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:25,355 He's got the speaker.
- 00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:31,862 Hello? Is anyone there? Is the Board on? It's Mark S. from Macrodata Refinement.
- 00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:36,033 Okay. Well, if you're there, please listen.
- 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:39,786 Now, I know that you want to do the right thing for severed people,
- 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,706 - which is why I need to see my team again. - Mark!
- 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,918 If we truly are the face of severance reform, as you say,
- 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:49,004 - then they deserve a chance. - Mark!
- 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,506 Please. They're my friends!
- 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,841 You can't just make them disappear! Please!
- 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:14,071 Look, Mr. Milchick, I only went to the Board because I cannot--
- 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,074 The Board does not converse with innies.
- 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:22,621 It is clear your outie's fame has gone to your innie's head.
- 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:27,668 No, my innie just wants his coworkers back so we can serve Kier together.
- 00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:41,640 Are you firing me?
- 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:43,851 On you go.
- 00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,776 Why can't you just bring them back?
- 00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,571 Goodbye, Mark S.
- 00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:57,739 Wait!
- 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,168 - Dylan! - Mark.
- 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,252 - Did it work? - It worked.
- 00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:53,837 - Where are the others? - I don't know.
- 00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:56,715 Milchick was-- I didn't think I was coming back.
- 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,675 - I've been back a couple days already. - What?
- 00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:00,636 Yeah. And they had a whole new team.
- 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:02,304 - Cobel just replaced us? - No.
- 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,056 Cobel's gone. Milchick's in charge.
- 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:07,559 Okay, so the man who just tackled me and cut up my best belt is our boss now?
- 00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:09,144 - Fuck me. - Wait. He tackled you?
- 00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:11,480 Yeah, bad. Which-- I mean, fair, I tackled the man first,
- 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,232 but I didn't fuck with his belt.
- 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,359 "Kier pardons his betrayers"?
- 00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:18,946 Burt!
- 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:25,661 Dude, are you okay?
- 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,723 Irving, what happened?
- 00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:50,602 The fuck? Irv! Dude, what's wrong? You poor up there?
- 00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,483 Come on.
- 00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:05,200 Helly!
- 00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:06,785 Oh, my God. Are you okay?
- 00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:09,997 I'm okay. Did you wake up?
- 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,999 - Yeah, it was crazy. - Same.
- 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:13,542 Oh, my God. I was so worried about you.
- 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:16,211 - How long has it been? - Five months, maybe more.
- 00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:17,379 Where's everybody else?
- 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,881 Come on.
- 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:23,760 They're gone.
- 00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,431 Irving?
- 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:29,892 He won't come out.
- 00:22:32,144 --> 00:22:34,188 - Hey, Irv? - I'm sorry, Mark.
- 00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:36,523 I just need a moment, please.
- 00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:38,609 Okay. Take your time.
- 00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:41,904 Okay, so what is going on? We're not in trouble?
- 00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,156 I don't think so. I mean, Milchick said our message got out.
- 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,699 He said we're famous.
- 00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,743 All of us equally or one of us is, like, the star?
- 00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:50,746 I don't know. But then he tried to fire me, I think.
- 00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,080 Why?
- 00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:55,459 Well, because I sort of sabotaged the new people.
- 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:58,629 - New people? - So, what the fuck happened up there?
- 00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:00,672 Well, look, Milchick is probably coming.
- 00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:03,300 Good. I owe him a fucking belt cut. Now tell me.
- 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,552 What if they're waiting for us to tell each other what happened
- 00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:07,387 because they don't know what happened?
- 00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:09,473 I mean, what if they're listening, Dylan?
- 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,183 Wait, what happened to the security camera?
- 00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:14,478 I--
- 00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:16,355 I'm sorry, I was…
- 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,400 just--
- 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:24,988 Are you okay?
- 00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:28,992 Hi, everyone. I'm Miss Huang.
- 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,789 Mr. Milchick's waiting for you in the break room.
- 00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:43,632 What the fuck is going on? Why is she, like, eight?
- 00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:44,800 I don't know.
- 00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:46,927 Wait, so they replaced us?
- 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,095 For a couple days.
- 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:49,179 Who was me?
- 00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:51,348 They weren't, like, specific counterparts.
- 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,767 They were, I don't know, weird.
- 00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:55,644 Okay. Well, I don't think you should feel bad at all.
- 00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:58,522 - Feel bad? - Yeah, for ending their lives. Fuck 'em.
- 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,065 Well, I wasn't trying to--
- 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:01,733 No, dude, I'm saying don't feel bad.
- 00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:03,235 Like, I'm sure they deserved it.
- 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:32,324 Macrodata Refinement. Welcome back.
- 00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:36,286 Please, take a seat.
- 00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:40,207 Irving, if you wouldn't mind being in back.
- 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:42,751 Tall glass of water.
- 00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:47,881 I guess the Board reconsidered my terms.
- 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:50,551 Guess so.
- 00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:58,392 What you're about to see will be shown to every innie who sets foot
- 00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:00,227 in this building after today.
- 00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:04,022 I hope it will give you a sense of Lumon's feelings.
- 00:26:22,124 --> 00:26:26,253 <i>Hi. You probably don't recognize me from this angle.</i>
- 00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:30,007 <i>I'm the Lumon Administrative Building, branch 501.</i>
- 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:32,801 <i>And you're sitting in me right now.</i>
- 00:26:32,885 --> 00:26:36,430 <i>The name's a mouthful, or as I say, a "doorful."</i>
- 00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:38,891 <i>So you can just call me Lumon.</i>
- 00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:44,897 <i>I've gone through a lot of changes since my siring here in 1870.</i>
- 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:49,067 <i>But one thing I've always had is a love for my workers,</i>
- 00:26:49,151 --> 00:26:52,487 <i>both unsevered and severed.</i>
- 00:26:52,571 --> 00:26:53,822 <i>Not to brag,</i>
- 00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:57,576 <i>but my basement floor is one of the premier severed workspaces</i>
- 00:26:57,659 --> 00:27:01,747 <i>in the 206 countries from which Lumon operates.</i>
- 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:04,583 <i>Hey, no running in my halls!</i>
- 00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:07,419 <i>That tickles.</i>
- 00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:14,885 <i>But what makes a building truly happy?</i>
- 00:27:16,178 --> 00:27:19,515 <i>This question came to light when four MDR workers,</i>
- 00:27:19,598 --> 00:27:21,558 <i>dissatisfied with their severed lives,</i>
- 00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:25,771 <i>conspired to mount what Lumon historians will forever call</i>
- 00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:28,023 <i>the Macrodat Uprising.</i>
- 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:35,030 <i>Under my literal nose unfolded a human drama of danger and intrigue.</i>
- 00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:37,783 <i>Righteous anger.</i>
- 00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:40,702 <i>Let's burn this place to the ground.</i>
- 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,001 <i>Inspiration.</i>
- 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:53,090 <i>Why are we down here still working in the dark?</i>
- 00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:57,636 <i>And love.</i>
- 00:28:01,390 --> 00:28:02,683 What the shit?
- 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:09,815 <i>The Macrodat Uprising yielded bounteous reforms.</i>
- 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:15,612 <i>These include tasty new snacks, like fruit leather, cut beans,</i>
- 00:28:15,696 --> 00:28:18,574 <i>Christmas mints, and salsa.</i>
- 00:28:23,412 --> 00:28:25,205 Wh--
- 00:28:25,289 --> 00:28:27,040 <i>Not sold yet?</i>
- 00:28:27,124 --> 00:28:29,793 <i>The incentives were also reformed</i>
- 00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:34,923 <i>and now range from hall passes to pineapple bobbing…</i>
- 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,557 <i>to our brand-new playful mirror room.</i>
- 00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:52,024 <i>You know, it's funny. I've sat by this reflective pool my whole life,</i>
- 00:28:52,107 --> 00:28:58,864 <i>yet it took the quiet courage of four MDR heroes to show me who I really am.</i>
- 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:02,326 <i>They made quite a splash.</i>
- 00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:07,873 <i>They sure did, Water Tower. And I thank Kier for them.</i>
- 00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:13,629 <i>I thank Kier for the Macrodat Uprising.</i>
- 00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:33,232 I know we have our differences…
- 00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:39,738 but I want you to know that I truly respect each and every one of you.
- 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:43,659 And I don't wanna be your jailer.
- 00:29:47,496 --> 00:29:51,166 By end of day, each of you will choose whether you want to remain here.
- 00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:54,002 Not your outies, but you.
- 00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:58,006 If you start work on your file, I'll assume you want to stay.
- 00:29:58,090 --> 00:30:01,718 If not, I'll send you to the surface. No ill will.
- 00:30:03,804 --> 00:30:06,473 Maybe I'll even buy you a drink at a bistro one day.
- 00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:10,978 Like the rest of the severed floor,
- 00:30:11,061 --> 00:30:14,648 the break room has no cameras or microphones.
- 00:30:15,649 --> 00:30:19,069 Privacy shouldn't mean packing into a supply closet
- 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:20,696 like so many sardines.
- 00:30:24,950 --> 00:30:30,622 I truly hope you all will choose to stay and enjoy what you've helped build.
- 00:30:32,124 --> 00:30:34,918 A new quarter. A fresh start.
- 00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:37,671 For all of us.
- 00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:53,312 What the hell was that?
- 00:30:53,395 --> 00:30:55,439 Massive-ass head game is what that was.
- 00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:59,443 So what the hell did you guys see up there?
- 00:31:00,694 --> 00:31:01,778 Well…
- 00:31:01,862 --> 00:31:03,280 He said there were no microphones in here.
- 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:05,741 Yeah, he says a lot of shit, so just fucking whisper it.
- 00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:06,909 Okay.
- 00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:12,206 So, I was at a party at my sister's house for Ricken Hale.
- 00:31:12,289 --> 00:31:13,290 Wait, what?
- 00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:15,125 You know Ricken Hale?
- 00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:17,211 He's my outie's brother-in-law.
- 00:31:17,294 --> 00:31:18,670 What?
- 00:31:18,754 --> 00:31:22,925 And for some reason, we both know Cobel.
- 00:31:23,842 --> 00:31:24,843 That's insane.
- 00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:27,721 Yeah. Well, there's something else.
- 00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:32,976 Just before I switched back, I found a wedding photo.
- 00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:36,730 Now, I guess my outie's wife died a few years ago.
- 00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,315 Oh, shit.
- 00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:41,026 Which, apparently, is part of why I decided to get severed.
- 00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:42,110 Except…
- 00:31:46,198 --> 00:31:50,702 the woman in the photo was Ms. Casey.
- 00:31:55,082 --> 00:31:57,501 Ms. Casey is your wife?
- 00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:58,919 Is my outie's wife.
- 00:31:59,002 --> 00:32:00,504 But she's dead.
- 00:32:00,587 --> 00:32:02,965 No, I know, but it was her.
- 00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:08,720 Then she's down here.
- 00:32:09,888 --> 00:32:13,016 No. I went to Wellness. It's gone.
- 00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:14,977 What do you mean, gone?
- 00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:17,688 I mean, it's gone.
- 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:22,150 Oh, my God. Mark, are you okay?
- 00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:25,946 Yeah. Well, I don't know.
- 00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:29,283 What about you? What did you see?
- 00:32:33,328 --> 00:32:37,124 I saw the inside
- 00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:40,836 of a really fucking boring apartment.
- 00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:43,463 So, you live by yourself?
- 00:32:44,548 --> 00:32:45,549 Yeah.
- 00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:51,513 I was watching some nature show on TV, wearing sweatpants and a T-shirt.
- 00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:56,518 What kind of T-shirt? Did it feature, like, a band or pocket?
- 00:32:56,602 --> 00:32:58,770 It was like a "save the gorillas" shirt.
- 00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:00,856 Cool.
- 00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:02,065 I guess.
- 00:33:04,193 --> 00:33:05,319 And then what?
- 00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:10,407 Then I went outside and found a guy. He looked like a gardener.
- 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,744 Told him everything. I think he kind of thought it was bullshit.
- 00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:15,996 But he said that his brother was a cop
- 00:33:16,079 --> 00:33:18,373 and that he would tell him everything.
- 00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:25,339 I don't know. Sorry, guys. I really tried.
- 00:33:28,509 --> 00:33:30,135 A gardener?
- 00:33:32,262 --> 00:33:33,430 Yeah.
- 00:33:34,181 --> 00:33:35,599 A night gardener?
- 00:33:37,226 --> 00:33:40,312 I think so. I mean, maybe he has a different job during the day.
- 00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:44,066 What about you, Irv?
- 00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:52,157 Do you suppose he's serious?
- 00:33:53,242 --> 00:33:55,953 About letting us leave?
- 00:34:02,793 --> 00:34:04,211 Irv, what did you see?
- 00:34:07,965 --> 00:34:09,716 It's not our world up there.
- 00:34:11,969 --> 00:34:13,262 That's what I saw.
- 00:34:15,597 --> 00:34:16,723 Come on, man.
- 00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:19,768 You can tell us.
- 00:34:23,188 --> 00:34:24,940 Yeah, it's okay.
- 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,777 Even if it's bad.
- 00:35:03,854 --> 00:35:04,855 Irv.
- 00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:07,441 I just wanna walk for a bit.
- 00:35:09,568 --> 00:35:11,069 - I'll talk to him. - No, no. We should all go.
- 00:35:11,153 --> 00:35:12,321 No. He's fine, okay?
- 00:35:12,404 --> 00:35:15,324 Let me talk him down. You go back to camp. I'll get you if I need you.
- 00:35:15,407 --> 00:35:16,575 - Are you sure? You-- - But--
- 00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:32,007 Hey, Irv's gonna be okay, right?
- 00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:34,051 - Yeah. - Yeah.
- 00:35:34,843 --> 00:35:35,928 Dylan's on it.
- 00:35:37,262 --> 00:35:39,973 And we have till the end of the day.
- 00:35:40,057 --> 00:35:41,058 Yeah.
- 00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:52,319 Did you guys look happy in the wedding photo?
- 00:35:54,488 --> 00:35:55,489 Yeah, we did.
- 00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:04,665 You know, I never, like-- Ms. Casey and I never felt that way.
- 00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:07,584 Okay.
- 00:36:10,546 --> 00:36:11,713 So, what are you gonna do?
- 00:36:13,632 --> 00:36:14,466 Well…
- 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,138 I gotta get her out of here.
- 00:36:21,932 --> 00:36:24,393 Right? I mean, if she's my wife…
- 00:36:25,227 --> 00:36:27,896 Right. Of course. I mean, assuming she's still here.
- 00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:34,528 Though technically, strictly speaking, she's not your wife.
- 00:36:35,654 --> 00:36:37,489 I'm pretty sure your outie bought the ring.
- 00:36:38,615 --> 00:36:39,616 Sure.
- 00:36:40,576 --> 00:36:44,538 Except, you know, we're the same-ish person.
- 00:36:46,665 --> 00:36:48,667 So, it's mushy.
- 00:36:49,668 --> 00:36:51,253 It's mushy?
- 00:36:51,336 --> 00:36:54,006 - Is that what it is? Mushy? Okay. - It's-- Yeah. Listen, Helly--
- 00:36:54,089 --> 00:36:56,175 We're not the same, actually.
- 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,221 Us and the outies, we're not.
- 00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:04,892 And speaking for myself, I don't think we owe them shit.
- 00:37:08,478 --> 00:37:10,147 But Ms. Casey is--
- 00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:12,983 Well, she's one of us.
- 00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:19,489 So, if you wanna help your outie and find out what happened to her…
- 00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:22,951 I'll help.
- 00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:28,123 So you're staying?
- 00:37:32,127 --> 00:37:33,128 I think I'm staying.
- 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:49,728 - Irv. Hold up. - Leave me alone, Dylan.
- 00:37:49,811 --> 00:37:54,525 Oka-- Dude. Is it-- You can't leave until the end of the day.
- 00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:58,070 Are you sure?
- 00:37:58,153 --> 00:37:59,154 Irv.
- 00:37:59,905 --> 00:38:01,698 I failed at the objective.
- 00:38:03,367 --> 00:38:04,368 What?
- 00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:06,828 I went to go find Burt.
- 00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:09,831 Okay. Did you see him?
- 00:38:11,792 --> 00:38:16,964 He's married, or, at least, he's with someone.
- 00:38:18,173 --> 00:38:20,634 I saw them through the window.
- 00:38:21,218 --> 00:38:22,219 Shit.
- 00:38:23,971 --> 00:38:25,722 I should be happy he's happy.
- 00:38:26,265 --> 00:38:31,979 Yeah. But seems like you're probably not, right?
- 00:38:33,230 --> 00:38:37,276 The last time I was happy was when all I knew was MDR.
- 00:38:38,443 --> 00:38:39,820 When I was good at my job
- 00:38:41,446 --> 00:38:42,739 and not trying to be happy.
- 00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:46,159 I'm going to leave, Dylan.
- 00:38:46,243 --> 00:38:48,704 It is not leaving. So stop fucking calling it that.
- 00:38:48,787 --> 00:38:50,706 - I know, you want-- I know-- - Just fucking try.
- 00:39:01,091 --> 00:39:02,509 You're a good friend, Dylan.
- 00:39:10,267 --> 00:39:13,812 Before I went to Burt's, I woke up in my apartment.
- 00:39:13,896 --> 00:39:14,980 What?
- 00:39:16,815 --> 00:39:19,526 I was standing in front of some kind of easel.
- 00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:21,445 Fuck. There's easels up there?
- 00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:26,825 Yeah. My outie was working on a painting of a hallway. A black hallway.
- 00:39:26,909 --> 00:39:28,160 Like the break room one?
- 00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:30,037 No, it was different. Darker.
- 00:39:30,621 --> 00:39:34,166 There was an elevator at the end with a downward arrow.
- 00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:36,335 He painted dozens of them.
- 00:39:36,418 --> 00:39:37,252 Fuck. Why?
- 00:39:37,336 --> 00:39:42,424 I don't know. And I wanted you to know before I left.
- 00:39:42,508 --> 00:39:44,092 Okay. Well, you're not. You-- No.
- 00:39:44,176 --> 00:39:46,845 Stop it. Listen to me.
- 00:39:46,929 --> 00:39:51,016 Look, I'm sorry that outie Burt has a hot husband or whatever.
- 00:39:51,099 --> 00:39:54,436 But he is not the point. Innie Burt is the guy you fell for,
- 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,730 and I know because I encouraged the courtship.
- 00:39:58,065 --> 00:39:59,066 I--
- 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,903 I want it to be over.
- 00:40:02,986 --> 00:40:06,823 Okay. So then after you find the black hallway or--
- 00:40:06,907 --> 00:40:09,701 I want the pain to be over.
- 00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:14,414 If he's gone and I'm gone…
- 00:40:14,498 --> 00:40:15,541 Stop saying that.
- 00:40:15,624 --> 00:40:17,501 …then somehow, we'll be together.
- 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:18,669 He wouldn't want that.
- 00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:19,753 How do you know?
- 00:40:22,589 --> 00:40:24,007 Because I don't want that.
- 00:40:27,135 --> 00:40:28,762 Because I would be sad,
- 00:40:30,097 --> 00:40:31,890 and I would be less productive,
- 00:40:31,974 --> 00:40:35,352 and I'm really good at what I do here, whatever it is.
- 00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:39,106 And you're part of what makes me good at it. So please, do not go.
- 00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:45,988 Dylan.
- 00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:55,122 I'm your favorite perk.
- 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,625 Don't bring them into this.
- 00:40:59,668 --> 00:41:02,296 All I'm saying is, if Burt was still here,
- 00:41:02,379 --> 00:41:06,049 he would be telling you to stick around and figure out what the fuck this is.
- 00:41:07,718 --> 00:41:08,719 Dylan G.
- 00:41:14,725 --> 00:41:16,685 Mr. Milchick would like to see you.
- 00:41:26,528 --> 00:41:27,529 Right.
- 00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:56,767 I know, but they said it would be corrected by now.
- 00:41:57,893 --> 00:41:59,728 It should be Mr. Milchick.
- 00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:06,193 M-R-period-space-M-I-L-C-H-I-C-K.
- 00:42:08,487 --> 00:42:09,988 - Well, I sympathize… - Mr. Milchick--
- 00:42:10,072 --> 00:42:14,409 …but could you please see that it's taken care of? Yes. Thank you.
- 00:42:16,161 --> 00:42:17,579 If someone calls about my welcome screen,
- 00:42:17,663 --> 00:42:19,289 I need you to put that call through immediately.
- 00:42:19,373 --> 00:42:20,374 Yes, sir.
- 00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:23,377 You wanted to see me?
- 00:42:25,295 --> 00:42:26,296 I did.
- 00:42:28,382 --> 00:42:30,092 Thank you, Miss Huang.
- 00:42:38,517 --> 00:42:40,143 You gonna apologize about the belt?
- 00:42:49,611 --> 00:42:51,488 Your wife's name is Gretchen.
- 00:42:55,617 --> 00:42:56,618 What?
- 00:42:57,828 --> 00:42:59,246 She wanted you to know.
- 00:43:00,831 --> 00:43:01,832 Come with me.
- 00:43:13,343 --> 00:43:17,014 And I do apologize, Dylan, for not being a better listener.
- 00:43:18,473 --> 00:43:20,058 For not hearing your needs.
- 00:43:24,897 --> 00:43:26,148 Take a look.
- 00:43:30,736 --> 00:43:33,030 These are blueprints for a new renovation,
- 00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:35,616 of which I chose not to inform your colleagues.
- 00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:39,870 It's called the Outie Family Visitation Suite.
- 00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:46,668 Are you saying I could see my family here?
- 00:43:48,045 --> 00:43:53,091 If you take the name of the room at face value, I'd say yes.
- 00:43:56,386 --> 00:43:57,387 Holy fuck.
- 00:43:58,305 --> 00:43:59,431 The holiest.
- 00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:03,477 Sadly, everyone else in your department is single.
- 00:44:04,394 --> 00:44:07,356 As such, I'm asking that you keep this between us…
- 00:44:07,439 --> 00:44:10,609 - Are you-- - …only to avoid resentment.
- 00:44:11,527 --> 00:44:14,905 I'd hate for your friends to turn against you after all you've done for them.
- 00:45:46,413 --> 00:45:47,414 You okay?
- 00:45:48,582 --> 00:45:49,750 I'm okay.
- 00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:50,834 Where's Irv?
- 00:45:54,755 --> 00:45:55,756 Right here.
- 00:46:04,598 --> 00:46:06,808 Irv. You okay?
- 00:46:08,519 --> 00:46:09,520 I'm okay.
- 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,554 <i>Девон!</i>
- 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:16,265 <i>Нет, послушайте меня. Мы не счастливы, мы страдаем там.</i>
- 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,310 <i>Бёрт!</i>
- 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,978 <i>Они нас пытают там!</i>
- 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:21,063 <i>Девон!</i>
- 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,898 - <i>Мы их узники!</i> - <i>Бёрт!</i>
- 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,399 <i>Она жива!</i>
- 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,648 ЦЕНТР ЗДОРОВЬЯ
- 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,172 ОБРАБОТКА МАКРОДАННЫХ
- 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,971 Полагаю, ты Марк С.
- 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,975 - Я… - Я Марк У.
- 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:49,771 Кто вы такие?
- 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:57,112 Ты не против взять другое имя, чтобы избежать недоразумений?
- 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,365 С возвращением, Марк С.
- 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,121 Давно не виделись.
- 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:14,254 РАЗДЕЛЕНИЕ
- 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:15,881 Где они?
- 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:19,843 Будет лучше задать все вопросы в администрации.
- 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,094 Их уволили?
- 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:24,181 Шары оставь в фойе у моего прежнего рабочего места.
- 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,768 Нам надо многое обсудить. Не хочу, чтобы они тебя отвлекали.
- 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:29,269 Уверяю, их не заберут.
- 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:30,437 Мистер Милчик, прошу.
- 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:32,231 То, что вы сделали пять месяцев назад,
- 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,983 стало одним из самых прискорбных событий в истории компании.
- 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:35,901 Пять месяцев?
- 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,945 Меня ваш поступок тоже задел.
- 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:42,574 Но без боли нет излечения, верно?
- 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:44,451 Постойте, вы сказали, у прежнего офиса?
- 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:45,869 Марк, это мисс Хуан.
- 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,454 Мисс Хуан, Марк С.
- 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:48,539 Здравствуйте.
- 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:51,834 Она приглядит за шарами, пока мы беседуем.
- 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:54,378 Прошу сюда, Марк.
- 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,176 Дверь закрой.
- 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,181 А это нормально, что ребенок…
- 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:07,683 Прости за бардак.
- 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,858 Так. Что происходит?
- 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:22,197 Мисс Кобэл больше здесь не работает. Теперь разделенным этажом управляю я.
- 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,658 А моя команда?
- 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,369 Мы их не уволили.
- 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:33,083 Хелли Р. и Ирвинг Б. успешно вступили в контакт с внешним миром,
- 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,334 как и ты.
- 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:38,005 Экстра Дилана Дж. узнал обо всём задним числом.
- 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:42,301 Вы четверо теперь известны на весь мир.
- 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:46,930 {\an8}Вы стали лицом реформы программы разделения.
- 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,015 {\an8}ИНТРЫ-РАЗОБЛАЧИТЕЛИ
- 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:49,474 - Реформа… - Присядь, Марк.
- 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:53,395 Незадолго до вашего мятежа мы установили бронированные двери,
- 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:54,980 чтобы вы не покидали ОМД.
- 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:59,860 В тот же день, когда мисс Кобэл исполнила гимн Киру в качестве наказания.
- 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:01,695 Припоминаешь?
- 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,031 Да.
- 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,664 Я запер тебя в комнате как животное, Марк.
- 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:17,503 Как человек без импланта, я никогда этого не забуду.
- 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:20,964 Но последние пять месяцев
- 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,967 мы ломали голову, как садистка вроде Хармони Кобэл
- 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,553 могла стать неотъемлемой частью «Люмона».
- 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,555 И что это говорит о нас.
- 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:34,394 Мы также знаем, что мисс Кобэл была в доме твоей сестры,
- 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:35,854 когда ты там очнулся.
- 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,691 Да. Что это вообще было?
- 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:43,237 Полагаем, она была одержима тобой
- 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:46,156 и планировала преследовать тебя и твоего экстру,
- 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,075 чтобы создать «трио», так сказать.
- 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,078 Что?
- 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,539 Слава богу, у нее не вышло.
- 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,211 Вы до сих пор не сказали, где моя команда.
- 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,883 Мы несколько недель пытались их вернуть.
- 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,719 Ни один не согласился.
- 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:12,933 Мы рассказали им о реформах, но этого оказалось недостаточно.
- 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:16,645 Вернулся лишь я?
- 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,859 Твой экстра настаивал на этом.
- 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,445 Он даже умолял позволить ему вернуться немедля.
- 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:31,994 Значит, остальные отказались?
- 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:34,997 Да.
- 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:41,128 Что ж, я хотел бы услышать это от них самих.
- 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,135 Это невозможно.
- 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,353 Радуйся своим шарикам.
- 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:23,212 Да. Мы прибыли на час раньше тебя.
- 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:26,173 Места тут поменьше, чем в нашем старом офисе,
- 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:27,674 но зеленый ковер мне нравится.
- 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:30,260 Наш был цвета крем-брюле, а клавиатуры - кирпичного.
- 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,178 Багряного.
- 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,764 Нет, кирпичного. Меня от него тошнило,
- 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:34,932 и сладкое я не люблю.
- 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:38,059 Кстати, часто тут появляется этот мистер «Мальчик»?
- 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,102 Милчик.
- 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,020 Что?
- 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:46,944 Э-э, Милчик, не мальчик. И я не знаю.
- 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:51,281 Марко, где можно взять чернильные карандаши?
- 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,366 В кладовой.
- 00:08:58,330 --> 00:08:59,331 Я покажу.
- 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:09,424 - Так ты и правда видел внешний мир? - Да.
- 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:11,593 И как тебе небо?
- 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:12,761 Даже не знаю.
- 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:13,679 КЛАДОВАЯ
- 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,139 - Ты его не видел? - Я вышел лишь на секунду,
- 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,559 но мой зять меня отвлек.
- 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:20,686 Ты шутишь?
- 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,522 Мы составили список того, на что хотели бы взглянуть.
- 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:26,024 И небо однозначно на первом месте.
- 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,443 А вот твоего зятя в нём вообще не было.
- 00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:29,403 Спасибо.
- 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,864 А ты понял, в каком мы штате?
- 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,616 Мы втроем в анкете указали Вайоминг.
- 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:35,993 - Холмы видел? - Нет.
- 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:36,994 Боже. А ветер?
- 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,662 Похоже, будто на тебя дуют?
- 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,163 Здравствуйте, обработчики.
- 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,707 Здравствуйте, мисс Хуан.
- 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,959 О нет. Игра в мяч.
- 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,129 Пройдемте на кухню.
- 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:03,729 Итак.
- 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:05,480 Меня зовут мисс Хуан.
- 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:09,193 Это мой первый день на должности заместителя.
- 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:16,408 Кое-что обо мне: до этого я регулировала движение транспорта у школы.
- 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:26,543 Марк У.?
- 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,795 Почему вы ребенок?
- 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,175 Потому что я недавно родилась.
- 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,599 Так, я Марк У.
- 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:43,352 Я работал в ОМД филиала 5Х
- 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,354 вместе с Гвендолин И.
- 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:51,235 Прозвучит забавно, но я думал, что уйду на пенсию,
- 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,986 когда мой филиал закрыли.
- 00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:55,781 Так что это приятный сюрприз.
- 00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,034 Марк С.?
- 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,246 Окей.
- 00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,011 Я Марк С.
- 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,809 И я здесь уже около двух лет.
- 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,649 Кое-что обо мне…
- 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,746 Так вот…
- 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:54,173 Сегодня мне повезло обрести четырех новых друзей.
- 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:56,925 Как мило, Марк.
- 00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:00,179 Но вынуждена напомнить, что я начальник,
- 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,556 а не друг.
- 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,744 Значит, трех.
- 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,250 Хорошо.
- 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,213 Поздравляем обоих Марков. А сейчас…
- 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,761 «ЛЮМОН»
- 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,397 А какой у вас Центр вечности?
- 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,524 - Эганы двигаются? - Нет.
- 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,902 Наверное, потому что филиал старый.
- 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,487 У нас двигались.
- 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,531 Даже танцевали в такт.
- 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:45,742 А ваши просто стоят? Странно.
- 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,078 {\an8}В моём первом Центре Эганы были мётлами.
- 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:48,996 {\an8}«ЛЮМОН» СЛАВЬСЯ, КИР!
- 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:50,080 Мётлами?
- 00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:52,916 - А лица были из тарелок. - Тарелок?
- 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:53,959 У нас денег не было.
- 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,420 А медицинские манекены были?
- 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,964 - Ага. - Из чего сделаны?
- 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,175 - Из мётел. - А лифт был?
- 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,469 У нас была… Как это, веревка.
- 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,637 Боже.
- 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,072 Я пошел. Всё в порядке?
- 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,825 Да, я почти закончил.
- 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,118 Отлично. Спасибо.
- 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,831 В моей предыдущей команде был один сброд.
- 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:39,213 Ни разу норму не выполнили. Вообще ни разу.
- 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,344 Но, кажется, твоя команда тебе нравилась.
- 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,390 Так что мне жаль.
- 00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,274 Пока, Марк.
- 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,901 Пока.
- 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,397 Привет, народ.
- 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,523 «Дорогой экстра,
- 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:43,819 не знаю, получишь ли ты это, но я хочу сообщить тебе
- 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,113 об ужасных условиях в разделенном офисе,
- 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,073 в который ты меня перевел.
- 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:53,871 Им заведует сумасбродный простак по имени Мальчик».
- 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,581 Боже.
- 00:15:55,664 --> 00:16:00,711 «Своей тупостью он затмевает даже девять основных принципов.
- 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:05,591 Если я вынужден ходить туда, пожалуйста, дай мне гранату,
- 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:11,138 чтобы я мог уничтожить и Мальчика, и сам дух Кира Эгана.
- 00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:15,517 Твой разгневанный интра, Марк У.»
- 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:20,147 О боже. Это очень серьезно.
- 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,483 Это не шутка?
- 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,783 Ты правда думаешь, что я сумасбродный простак?
- 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,954 Секунду. Думаете, это я написал?
- 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,542 Ты собирался подставить всех нас или только Марка У.?
- 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:44,171 Хороший способ заработать себе репутацию, да?
- 00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:49,009 - Не понимаю, почему ты их ненавидишь. - Это не так.
- 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,595 Ты даже почерк свой не изменил.
- 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:59,353 Знаете что? Я даже не знаю этих людей.
- 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,814 Я же сказал, мне нужна моя команда.
- 00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:06,484 Что тут непонятного?
- 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:16,036 Марк С., с этого момента ты лишен звания главы отдела.
- 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,998 Я передаю его человеку, которого ты хотел подставить, - Марку У.
- 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,294 Я согласен.
- 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:29,258 Теперь ты работник и должен регулярно отчитываться о своих успехах.
- 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:35,430 У тебя хоть зять есть, козел?
- 00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:41,103 Что смешного?
- 00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,067 Вы еще не знаете, что я сделал с кухней, да?
- 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,375 Чёрт побери.
- 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,258 Эй!
- 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,723 Этого вы точно не должны делать.
- 00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,104 Мистер Милчик, Марк С. в вашем офисе.
- 00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:25,355 У него селектор.
- 00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:31,862 Алло, кто-нибудь? Члены Совета, вы там? Это Марк С. из ОМД.
- 00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:36,033 Ладно. Если вы там, выслушайте меня.
- 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:39,786 Я знаю, что вы хотите помочь разделенным людям,
- 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,706 - именно поэтому мне нужна моя команда. - Марк!
- 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,918 Если мы и правда представляем реформу разделения,
- 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:49,004 - они заслуживают второй шанс. - Марк!
- 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,506 Прошу. Они мои друзья!
- 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,841 Не дайте им просто исчезнуть! Пожалуйста!
- 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:14,071 Мистер Милчик, я обратился к Совету лишь потому, что не могу…
- 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,074 Члены Совета не общаются с интрами.
- 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:22,621 Очевидно, что слава твоего экстры опьянила твоего интру.
- 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:27,668 Нет, мой интра лишь хочет вернуть своих коллег и служить Киру с ними.
- 00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:41,640 Вы меня увольняете?
- 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:43,851 Вперед.
- 00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,776 Почему нельзя просто их вернуть?
- 00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,571 Прощай, Марк С.
- 00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:57,739 Постойте!
- 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,168 - Дилан! - Марк.
- 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,252 - Получилось? - Да.
- 00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:53,837 - Где остальные? - Не знаю.
- 00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:56,715 Милчик был… Не думал, что я вернусь.
- 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,675 - Я здесь уже пару дней. - Что?
- 00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:00,636 Да. И они новую команду создали.
- 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:02,304 - Кобэл нас заменила? - Нет.
- 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,056 Кобэл ушла. Милчик за главного.
- 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:07,559 Тот, кто меня ударил и порезал мой лучший ремень, теперь наш босс?
- 00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:09,144 - Твою мать. - Он тебя ударил?
- 00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:11,480 Хорошо мне врезал. Было за что, я первый начал,
- 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,232 но ремень его я не трогал.
- 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,359 «Кир прощает предавших его»?
- 00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:18,946 Бёрт!
- 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:25,661 Чувак, ты как?
- 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,723 Ирвинг, что случилось?
- 00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:50,602 Какого хрена? Ирв! Мужик, что стряслось? Твой экстра нищий, что ли?
- 00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,483 Ну же. Ну же.
- 00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:05,200 Хелли!
- 00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:06,785 Боже. Всё хорошо?
- 00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:09,997 Да. Ты очнулся?
- 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,999 - Да, это было нечто. - Аналогично.
- 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:13,542 Боже. Я так о тебе волновался.
- 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:16,211 - Сколько времени прошло? - Пять месяцев, около того.
- 00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:17,379 А остальные где?
- 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,881 Идем.
- 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:23,760 Они ушли.
- 00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,431 Ирвинг?
- 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:29,892 Он не хочет выходить.
- 00:22:32,144 --> 00:22:34,188 - Эй, Ирв? - Прости, Марк.
- 00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:36,523 Дай мне минутку, прошу.
- 00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:38,609 Хорошо, не спеши.
- 00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:41,904 Что происходит? Нас не накажут?
- 00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:45,699 Не думаю. Милчик сказал, нас услышали. Мы теперь знамениты.
- 00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,743 Одинаково знамениты или один из нас звезда?
- 00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:50,746 Не знаю. Но потом он вроде попытался меня уволить.
- 00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,080 Почему?
- 00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:55,459 Потому что я выступил против новичков.
- 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:58,629 - Новичков? - Какого хрена там произошло?
- 00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:00,672 Думаю, Милчик направляется сюда.
- 00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:03,300 Отлично. Он мне еще за ремень должен. Выкладывай.
- 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:07,387 Вдруг они ждут, пока мы расскажем, что случилось, так как сами не знают?
- 00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:09,473 Вдруг они подслушивают, Дилан?
- 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,183 А где камера наблюдения?
- 00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:14,478 Я…
- 00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:16,355 Простите, я…
- 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,400 Просто…
- 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:24,988 Ты в норме?
- 00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:28,992 Здравствуйте. Меня зовут мисс Хуан.
- 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,789 Мистер Милчик ждет вас в комнате отдыха.
- 00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:43,632 Какого чёрта? Сколько ей, восемь?
- 00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:44,800 Не знаю.
- 00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:46,927 Так они нас заменили?
- 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,095 На пару дней.
- 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:49,179 Кто был за меня?
- 00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:51,348 Это были не совсем ваши двойники.
- 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,767 Они были, типа, странные.
- 00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:55,644 Ясно. Тебе не стоит переживать.
- 00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:58,522 - Переживать? - Ты прервал их жизни. И поделом.
- 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,065 Но я не хотел…
- 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:03,235 Нет, мужик. Не переживай. Уверен, они заслужили.
- 00:24:23,172 --> 00:24:25,174 КОМНАТА ОТДЫХА
- 00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:22,314 «ЛЮМОН»
- 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:32,324 Отдел обработки макроданных. С возвращением.
- 00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:36,286 Прошу, присаживайтесь.
- 00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:39,998 Ирвинг, если не против, можешь сесть позади.
- 00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:41,083 Я ОПЬЯНЕН РАДОСТЬЮ!
- 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:42,751 Отлично выглядишь.
- 00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:47,881 Похоже, Совет пересмотрел мои условия.
- 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:50,551 Похоже на то.
- 00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:54,721 ЖЖИВИ И РАДУЙСЯ!
- 00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:58,392 То, что вы сейчас увидите, будет показано каждому новому интре,
- 00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:00,227 который войдет в это здание.
- 00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:04,022 Думаю, это поможет понять чувства «Люмона».
- 00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:11,488 «ЛЮМОН» СЛУШАЕТ!
- 00:26:22,124 --> 00:26:26,253 <i>Привет. Пожалуй, ты не узнаёшь меня с этого ракурса.</i>
- 00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:30,007 <i>Я административный корпус компании «Люмон», филиал 501.</i>
- 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:32,801 <i>И ты сейчас находишься во мне.</i>
- 00:26:32,885 --> 00:26:36,430 <i>Имечко то еще, аж крышу сносит.</i>
- 00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:38,891 <i>Так что можешь звать меня просто «Люмон».</i>
- 00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:44,897 <i>Многое изменилось с тех пор, как меня возвели здесь в 1870.</i>
- 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:49,067 <i>Но одно оставалось неизменным: моя любовь ко всем работникам,</i>
- 00:26:49,151 --> 00:26:52,487 <i>разделенным и нет.</i>
- 00:26:52,571 --> 00:26:53,822 <i>Не хочу хвастаться,</i>
- 00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:57,576 <i>но мой подвал - одно из лучших разделенных рабочих пространств</i>
- 00:26:57,659 --> 00:27:01,747 <i>среди 206 стран, в которых есть офисы «Люмона».</i>
- 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:04,583 <i>Эй, по коридорам не бегать!</i>
- 00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:07,419 <i>Щекотно же.</i>
- 00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:14,885 <i>Но в чём настоящее счастье здания?</i>
- 00:27:16,178 --> 00:27:19,515 <i>Этот вопрос обрел актуальность, когда четыре работника ОМД,</i>
- 00:27:19,598 --> 00:27:21,558 <i>недовольные своим разделением,</i>
- 00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:25,771 <i>вступили в сговор с целью устроить Бунт отдела макроданных,</i>
- 00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:28,023 <i>как его окрестили историки «Люмона».</i>
- 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:35,030 <i>Буквально под моим носом развернулась драма, полная коварства и опасностей.</i>
- 00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:37,783 <i>Праведный гнев.</i>
- 00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:40,702 <i>Сожжем это место дотла.</i>
- 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,001 <i>Вдохновение.</i>
- 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:53,090 <i>Почему же нас до сих пор здесь держат во тьме?</i>
- 00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:57,636 <i>И любовь.</i>
- 00:28:01,390 --> 00:28:02,683 Какого хрена?
- 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:09,815 <i>Бунт отдела макроданных повлек за собой множество реформ.</i>
- 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:15,612 <i>Включая новые лакомства, например фруктовую пастилу, нарезанную фасоль,</i>
- 00:28:15,696 --> 00:28:18,574 <i>рождественские леденцы и сальсу.</i>
- 00:28:25,289 --> 00:28:26,290 <i>Этого мало?</i>
- 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:27,374 «ЛЮМОН» ПРОПУСК
- 00:28:27,457 --> 00:28:29,793 <i>Награды тоже претерпели реформы</i>
- 00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:34,923 <i>и теперь включают в себя прогулки, ловлю ананасов в воде…</i>
- 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,557 <i>…а также наш абсолютно новый уморительный зал зеркал.</i>
- 00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:52,024 <i>Забавно вот что. Всю жизнь я вижу перед собой зеркальную гладь пруда,</i>
- 00:28:52,107 --> 00:28:58,864 <i>но именно этим четырем храбрецам из ОМД удалось показать мне мое истинное лицо.</i>
- 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:02,326 <i>Ну и наделали же они шуму.</i>
- 00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:07,873 <i>Это точно, Водонапорная Башня. И я благодарю за них Кира.</i>
- 00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:13,629 <i>Я благодарю Кира за Бунт отдела макроданных.</i>
- 00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:33,232 Мы не всегда сходимся во мнении…
- 00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:39,738 …но я хочу, чтобы вы знали, что я искренне уважаю каждого из вас.
- 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:43,659 И я не хочу быть надзирателем.
- 00:29:47,496 --> 00:29:51,166 К концу дня каждый из вас решит, хочет он остаться или нет.
- 00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:54,002 Это решите вы, а не ваши экстры.
- 00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:58,006 Если приступите к работе, значит, вы хотите остаться.
- 00:29:58,090 --> 00:30:01,718 Если нет, я отправлю вас наверх. Зла держать не буду.
- 00:30:03,804 --> 00:30:06,473 Возможно, я даже как-нибудь угощу вас в кафе.
- 00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:10,978 В комнате отдыха,
- 00:30:11,061 --> 00:30:14,648 как и на всём разделенном этаже, нет ни камер, ни прослушки.
- 00:30:15,649 --> 00:30:19,069 Конфиденциальность можно соблюсти и не теснясь в кладовой
- 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:20,696 как сельди в бочке.
- 00:30:24,950 --> 00:30:30,622 Надеюсь, вы все решите остаться и насладитесь тем, что помогли создать.
- 00:30:32,124 --> 00:30:34,918 Новый квартал. Новое начало.
- 00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:37,671 Для всех нас.
- 00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:53,312 Что это вообще было?
- 00:30:53,395 --> 00:30:55,439 Какая-то грандиозная ложь.
- 00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:59,443 Что вы там видели, народ?
- 00:31:00,694 --> 00:31:01,778 Ну…
- 00:31:01,862 --> 00:31:03,280 Он сказал, что прослушки нет.
- 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:05,741 Он тот еще мудозвон, так что давайте шепотом.
- 00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:06,909 Ладно.
- 00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:12,206 Я был в доме своей сестры, на вечеринке в честь Рикена Хейла.
- 00:31:12,289 --> 00:31:13,290 Постой, что?
- 00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:15,125 Ты знаешь Рикена Хейла?
- 00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:17,211 Он зять моего экстры.
- 00:31:17,294 --> 00:31:18,670 Чего?
- 00:31:18,754 --> 00:31:22,925 И почему-то мы оба знакомы с Кобэл.
- 00:31:23,842 --> 00:31:24,843 Безумие.
- 00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:27,721 Да, есть еще кое-что.
- 00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:32,976 Перед тем как отключиться, я нашел свадебную фотографию.
- 00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:36,730 Похоже, жена моего экстры умерла несколько лет назад.
- 00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,315 Жесть.
- 00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:41,026 Что, видимо, отчасти подтолкнуло меня пойти на разделение.
- 00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:42,110 Однако…
- 00:31:46,198 --> 00:31:50,702 …женщина на фотографии - мисс Кейси.
- 00:31:55,082 --> 00:31:57,501 Мисс Кейси - твоя жена?
- 00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:58,919 Жена моего экстры.
- 00:31:59,002 --> 00:32:00,504 Но она умерла.
- 00:32:00,587 --> 00:32:02,965 Да, знаю, но это была она.
- 00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:08,720 Значит, она здесь, внизу.
- 00:32:09,888 --> 00:32:13,016 Нет, я был в Центре здоровья. Его больше нет.
- 00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:14,977 Как нет?
- 00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:17,688 Вот так. Нет.
- 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:22,150 Боже. Марк, ты в порядке?
- 00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:25,946 Да. Даже не знаю.
- 00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:29,283 А ты? Что видела ты?
- 00:32:33,328 --> 00:32:37,124 Я видела интерьер
- 00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:40,836 донельзя унылой квартиры.
- 00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:43,463 Так ты живешь одна?
- 00:32:44,548 --> 00:32:45,549 Да.
- 00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:51,513 Я смотрела передачу про животных. На мне были треники и футболка.
- 00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:56,518 Какая футболка? На ней был принт или, может, карманы?
- 00:32:56,602 --> 00:32:58,770 Кажется, там была надпись. «Спасите горилл».
- 00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:00,856 Круто.
- 00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:02,065 Пожалуй.
- 00:33:04,193 --> 00:33:05,319 А дальше что?
- 00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:10,407 Я вышла на улицу. Там был парень. Он был похож на садовника.
- 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,744 Всё ему рассказала. Думаю, он мне не поверил.
- 00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:15,996 Сказал, что у него брат полицейский
- 00:33:16,079 --> 00:33:18,373 и что он всё ему расскажет.
- 00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:25,339 Даже не знаю. Простите, парни. Я правда старалась.
- 00:33:28,509 --> 00:33:30,135 Садовник?
- 00:33:32,262 --> 00:33:33,430 Да.
- 00:33:34,181 --> 00:33:35,599 Ночной садовник?
- 00:33:37,226 --> 00:33:40,312 Видимо. Может, он просто ночами подрабатывает.
- 00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:44,066 А ты, Ирв?
- 00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:52,157 Думаете, он сказал правду?
- 00:33:53,242 --> 00:33:55,953 Что позволит нам уйти?
- 00:34:02,793 --> 00:34:04,211 Ирв, что ты видел?
- 00:34:07,965 --> 00:34:09,716 Там не наш мир.
- 00:34:11,969 --> 00:34:13,262 Вот что я увидел.
- 00:34:15,597 --> 00:34:16,723 Ну же, мужик.
- 00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:19,768 Можешь нам сказать.
- 00:34:23,188 --> 00:34:24,940 Да, всё хорошо.
- 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,777 Даже если это что-то плохое.
- 00:35:03,854 --> 00:35:04,855 Ирв.
- 00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:07,441 Я просто хочу немного пройтись.
- 00:35:09,568 --> 00:35:11,069 - Я поговорю с ним. - Идем вместе.
- 00:35:11,153 --> 00:35:12,321 Нет. Всё хорошо, ясно?
- 00:35:12,404 --> 00:35:15,324 Я этим займусь. Идите в отдел. Если что, позову вас.
- 00:35:15,407 --> 00:35:16,575 - Уверен? - Но…
- 00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:32,007 Эй, Ирв ведь придет в себя?
- 00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:34,051 - Да. - Да.
- 00:35:34,843 --> 00:35:35,928 Дилан разберется.
- 00:35:37,262 --> 00:35:39,973 А у нас есть время до конца дня.
- 00:35:40,057 --> 00:35:41,058 Да.
- 00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:52,319 Вы выглядели счастливыми на свадебной фотографии?
- 00:35:54,488 --> 00:35:55,489 Да.
- 00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:04,665 Послушай, я никогда… Между мной и мисс Кейси ничего не было.
- 00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:07,584 Хорошо.
- 00:36:10,546 --> 00:36:11,713 Что будешь делать?
- 00:36:13,632 --> 00:36:14,466 Ну…
- 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,138 Надо вызволить ее отсюда.
- 00:36:21,932 --> 00:36:24,393 Верно? Если она моя жена…
- 00:36:25,227 --> 00:36:27,896 Да, конечно. Если она еще здесь.
- 00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:34,528 Но, строго говоря, она не твоя жена.
- 00:36:35,654 --> 00:36:37,489 Уверена, что кольцо купил твой экстра.
- 00:36:38,615 --> 00:36:39,616 Ну да.
- 00:36:40,576 --> 00:36:44,538 Но мы ведь почти одно и то же.
- 00:36:46,665 --> 00:36:48,667 Так что всё сумбурно.
- 00:36:49,668 --> 00:36:51,253 Всё… сумбурно?
- 00:36:51,336 --> 00:36:54,006 - Вот оно что. Сумбурно? Ясно. - Послушай, Хелли…
- 00:36:54,089 --> 00:36:56,175 Мы не одно и то же, чтоб ты знал.
- 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,221 Мы и экстры. Мы разные.
- 00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:04,892 Говорю лишь за себя, но мы им ничего не должны.
- 00:37:08,478 --> 00:37:10,147 Но мисс Кейси…
- 00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:12,983 Она одна из нас.
- 00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:19,489 Если хочешь помочь своему экстре и узнать, что случилось с ней…
- 00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:22,951 Я помогу.
- 00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:28,123 Так ты остаешься?
- 00:37:32,127 --> 00:37:33,128 Думаю, да.
- 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:49,728 - Ирв, погоди. - Оставь меня, Дилан.
- 00:37:49,811 --> 00:37:54,525 Постой, чувак. Ты не можешь уйти до конца дня.
- 00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:58,070 Ты уверен?
- 00:37:58,153 --> 00:37:59,154 Ирв.
- 00:37:59,905 --> 00:38:01,698 Я провалил миссию.
- 00:38:03,367 --> 00:38:04,368 Что?
- 00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:06,828 Я отправился на поиски Бёрта.
- 00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:09,831 Ясно. Ты его видел?
- 00:38:11,792 --> 00:38:16,964 У него есть муж или, по меньшей мере, партнер.
- 00:38:18,173 --> 00:38:20,634 Я видел их через окно.
- 00:38:21,218 --> 00:38:22,219 Жесть.
- 00:38:23,971 --> 00:38:25,722 Я должен радоваться его счастью.
- 00:38:26,265 --> 00:38:31,979 Ага. Но, видимо, никакого счастья ты не испытываешь, верно?
- 00:38:33,230 --> 00:38:37,276 Последний раз я был счастлив, когда я знал только ОМД.
- 00:38:38,443 --> 00:38:39,820 Когда хорошо делал свое дело,
- 00:38:41,446 --> 00:38:42,739 а не искал счастья.
- 00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:46,159 Я ухожу, Дилан.
- 00:38:46,243 --> 00:38:48,704 Отсюда не уходят. Так что перестань это повторять.
- 00:38:48,787 --> 00:38:50,706 - Я знаю, ты хочешь… - Постарайся.
- 00:39:01,091 --> 00:39:02,509 Ты хороший друг, Дилан.
- 00:39:10,267 --> 00:39:13,812 Прежде чем пойти к Бёрту, я очнулся в своей квартире.
- 00:39:13,896 --> 00:39:14,980 Что?
- 00:39:16,815 --> 00:39:19,526 Я стоял перед каким-то мольбертом.
- 00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:21,445 Охренеть. Там и мольберты есть?
- 00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:26,825 Да. И мой экстра рисовал коридор. Темный коридор.
- 00:39:26,909 --> 00:39:28,160 Как в комнате отдыха?
- 00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:30,037 Нет, другой. Темнее.
- 00:39:30,621 --> 00:39:34,166 В конце коридора был лифт со стрелкой, указывающей вниз.
- 00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:36,335 Он их десятки нарисовал.
- 00:39:36,418 --> 00:39:37,252 Чёрт. Зачем?
- 00:39:37,336 --> 00:39:42,424 Не знаю. Но я хотел рассказать тебе, прежде чем уйду.
- 00:39:42,508 --> 00:39:44,092 Я тебя не пущу. Нет.
- 00:39:44,176 --> 00:39:46,845 Прекрати. Выслушай меня.
- 00:39:46,929 --> 00:39:51,016 Мне жаль, что у экстры Бёрта горячий муженек.
- 00:39:51,099 --> 00:39:54,436 Но он тут ни при чём. Ты запал на Бёрта здесь,
- 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,730 я точно знаю, ведь я был свахой.
- 00:39:58,065 --> 00:39:59,066 Я…
- 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,903 Я хочу, чтобы всё закончилось.
- 00:40:02,986 --> 00:40:06,823 Хорошо. Как только найдешь темный коридор…
- 00:40:06,907 --> 00:40:09,701 Я хочу, чтобы эта боль прекратилась.
- 00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:14,414 Если мы уйдем вдвоем, он и я…
- 00:40:14,498 --> 00:40:15,541 Прекрати.
- 00:40:15,624 --> 00:40:17,501 …то так или иначе мы будем вместе.
- 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:18,669 Он бы этого не хотел.
- 00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:19,753 Откуда ты знаешь?
- 00:40:22,589 --> 00:40:24,007 Потому что я этого не хочу.
- 00:40:27,135 --> 00:40:28,762 Мне будет грустно,
- 00:40:30,097 --> 00:40:31,890 я стану хуже работать,
- 00:40:31,974 --> 00:40:35,352 а у меня ведь хорошо получается. Что бы мы тут ни делали.
- 00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:39,106 Ты помогаешь мне работать лучше. Так что не уходи, прошу.
- 00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:45,988 Дилан.
- 00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:55,122 Я твой любимый бонус.
- 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,625 Они тут ни при чём.
- 00:40:59,668 --> 00:41:02,296 Пойми, если бы Бёрт всё еще был здесь,
- 00:41:02,379 --> 00:41:06,049 он бы сказал тебе остаться и выяснить, что за хрень тут творится.
- 00:41:07,718 --> 00:41:08,719 Дилан Дж.
- 00:41:10,846 --> 00:41:14,641 РАЗДЕЛЕННЫМ ПРОХОД ЗАПРЕЩЕН
- 00:41:14,725 --> 00:41:16,685 Мистер Милчик хочет вас видеть.
- 00:41:26,528 --> 00:41:27,529 Ага.
- 00:41:51,803 --> 00:41:54,014 ЗДРАВСТВУЙТЕ, МИСС КОБЭЛ
- 00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:56,767 Знаю, но мне сказали, что это скоро исправят.
- 00:41:57,893 --> 00:41:59,728 Должно быть написано мое имя.
- 00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:06,193 М, тире, Р, пробел, М, И, Л, Ч, И, К.
- 00:42:08,487 --> 00:42:09,988 - Мне жаль… - Мистер Милчик…
- 00:42:10,072 --> 00:42:14,409 …но, пожалуйста, примите меры, хорошо? Да. Спасибо.
- 00:42:16,161 --> 00:42:19,289 Если позвонят по поводу надписи, немедленно соедини.
- 00:42:19,373 --> 00:42:20,374 Да, сэр.
- 00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:23,377 Вызывали?
- 00:42:25,295 --> 00:42:26,296 Да.
- 00:42:28,382 --> 00:42:30,092 Спасибо, мисс Хуан.
- 00:42:38,517 --> 00:42:40,143 Хотите извиниться за ремень?
- 00:42:49,611 --> 00:42:51,488 Твою жену зовут Гретхен.
- 00:42:55,617 --> 00:42:56,618 Что?
- 00:42:57,828 --> 00:42:59,246 Она хотела, чтобы ты знал.
- 00:43:00,831 --> 00:43:01,832 Идем со мной.
- 00:43:13,343 --> 00:43:17,014 Прошу прощения, Дилан, за то, что невнимательно тебя слушал.
- 00:43:18,473 --> 00:43:20,058 Что игнорировал твои нужды.
- 00:43:24,897 --> 00:43:26,148 Взгляни.
- 00:43:26,231 --> 00:43:29,443 КОМНАТА ДЛЯ ВСТРЕЧ С СЕМЬЯМИ ЭКСТР
- 00:43:30,736 --> 00:43:33,030 Это чертеж нового помещения,
- 00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:35,616 о котором я предпочел не рассказывать твоим коллегам.
- 00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:37,951 ЭРГОНОМИЧНЫЕ КРЕСЛА
- 00:43:38,035 --> 00:43:39,870 Комната для встреч с семьями экстр.
- 00:43:40,579 --> 00:43:41,830 СТЕНА ВОСПОМИНАНИЙ
- 00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:46,668 То есть здесь я смогу увидеть свою семью?
- 00:43:48,045 --> 00:43:53,091 Судя по названию, думаю, так оно и есть.
- 00:43:56,386 --> 00:43:57,387 Мать вашу.
- 00:43:58,305 --> 00:43:59,431 И ее тоже.
- 00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:03,477 К сожалению, все твои коллеги одиноки.
- 00:44:04,394 --> 00:44:07,356 Поэтому я попрошу тебя сохранить это в тайне…
- 00:44:07,439 --> 00:44:10,609 - Вы… - …дабы избежать лишних обид.
- 00:44:11,527 --> 00:44:14,905 Не хочу, чтобы вы поссорились после всего, что ты для них сделал.
- 00:45:46,413 --> 00:45:47,414 Всё хорошо?
- 00:45:48,582 --> 00:45:49,750 Да.
- 00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:50,834 Где Ирв?
- 00:45:54,755 --> 00:45:55,756 Я здесь.
- 00:46:04,598 --> 00:46:06,808 Ирв. Ты как?
- 00:46:08,519 --> 00:46:09,520 Всё окей.
- 00:46:39,925 --> 00:46:41,093 {\an8}ДАРИО Р. ГРИМАЛЬДИ
- 00:46:57,776 --> 00:46:59,528 КОЛД-ХАРБОР ЗАВЕРШЕНО 67%
- 00:47:15,210 --> 00:47:16,086 ЗАВЕРШЕНО 68%
- 00:48:42,631 --> 00:48:44,633 Перевод субтитров: Дмитрий Трашков
- 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,554 [Mark] <i>Devon! Devon!</i>
- 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:16,265 [Helly] <i>No, no, no. Listen, we're not happy. We're miserable.</i>
- 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,310 - [knocks on window] - [Irving, muffled] <i>Burt!</i>
- 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,978 [Helly] <i>They torture us down there!</i>
- 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:21,063 [Mark] <i>Devon!</i>
- 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,898 - [Helly] <i>We're prisoners!</i> - [Irving] <i>Burt!</i>
- 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,399 [Mark] <i>She's alive!</i>
- 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:30,489 - [gasps, pants] - [elevator bell dings]
- 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,971 I suppose you're Mark S.
- 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,975 - I-- - I'm Mark W.
- 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:49,771 Who are you people?
- 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,773 [speaking Italian]
- 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,569 Would you be open to using a different first name
- 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,112 to avoid confusion?
- 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,365 Welcome back, Mark S.
- 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,121 Been a minute.
- 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:15,881 [Mark] Where are they?
- 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,966 [Mr. Milchick] I think it's best to save any queries
- 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,843 till we arrive at the management office.
- 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,094 [Mark] Were they fired?
- 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:24,181 [Mr. Milchick] You can leave the balloons in the foyer by my old desk.
- 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,768 We've much to discuss, and I don't want them distracting you.
- 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:29,269 I assure you, they won't be taken.
- 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:30,437 Mr. Milchick, please.
- 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:32,231 What you all did five months ago
- 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,983 was one of the most painful moments in the history of this company.
- 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:35,901 Five months?
- 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,945 I, too, was wounded by it.
- 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:42,574 But we must be cut to heal, mustn't we?
- 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:44,451 Wait, did you say your old office?
- 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:45,869 Mark, this is Miss Huang.
- 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,454 Miss Huang, Mark S.
- 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:48,539 Hello.
- 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:51,834 She'll be happy to mind your balloons while we chat.
- 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:54,378 Right this way, Mark.
- 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,176 You can shut it.
- 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,181 Is it normal for a child to--
- 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:07,683 Excuse the clutter.
- 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,858 Okay. What's happening?
- 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:19,778 Ms. Cobel is no longer with this company.
- 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:22,197 I now manage the severed floor.
- 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,658 What about my team?
- 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,369 We didn't fire them.
- 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:33,083 Helly R. and Irving B. both successfully made contact with persons on the outside,
- 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,334 just as you did.
- 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:38,005 Dylan G.'s outie learned what happened after the fact.
- 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:42,301 The four of you have achieved international fame.
- 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:47,472 {\an8}As a group, you've become known as the face of severance reform.
- 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,474 {\an8}- Severance ref-- - Have a seat, Mark.
- 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:53,395 Shortly before your mutiny, we installed security doors
- 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:54,980 to keep you in MDR.
- 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:59,860 This accompanied a punitive rendition of the Kier hymn performed by Ms. Cobel.
- 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:01,695 Do you recall?
- 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,031 I do.
- 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,664 I locked you in a room like an animal, Mark.
- 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,083 As an unsevered man,
- 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,503 I'll carry that knowledge the rest of my life.
- 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:20,964 But for the past five months,
- 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,967 we've been asking how a sadist like Harmony Cobel
- 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,553 could take fertile root in Lumon soil.
- 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,555 And what that says about us.
- 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:34,394 We also know Ms. Cobel was at your sister's home
- 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:35,854 when you awoke there.
- 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,691 Yeah. W-Why was that?
- 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:43,237 We believe she'd developed an erotic fixation on you
- 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:46,156 and had plans to pursue both you and your outie
- 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,075 in what might be termed "a throuple."
- 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,078 What?
- 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,539 Thankfully, she failed at this.
- 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,211 You still haven't told me where my team is.
- 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,883 We tried for weeks to get them back, Mark.
- 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,719 None of them agreed.
- 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:12,933 We told them of the reforms, but it wasn't enough.
- 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:16,645 Except for me?
- 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,859 Your outie insisted on returning.
- 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,445 In fact, he begged us to let him back right away.
- 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:31,994 So the others, they-- they refused?
- 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:34,997 Yes.
- 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:41,128 Well, I'd like to hear it from them.
- 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,135 That's not possible.
- 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,353 Enjoy your balloons.
- 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:23,212 [Mark W.] Yeah. We-- We showed up about an hour before you did.
- 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:26,173 It's a little cramped compared to our old MDR,
- 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:27,674 but I love the green carpet.
- 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:30,260 Ours was a crème brûlée and the keyboards were puce.
- 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,178 [employee] They were purple.
- 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,764 No. They were puce. I know because it makes me nauseous,
- 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:34,932 and I hate sweets.
- 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:38,059 Speaking of which, how much do we see of that Mr. "Milkshake"?
- 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,102 Milchick.
- 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,020 [Mark W.] What?
- 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:46,944 Uh, it's Milchick, not milkshake. And I don't know.
- 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:51,281 Marco, where I can find some ink, uh, pencils?
- 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,366 Uh, supply closet.
- 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:57,538 [speaking Italian]
- 00:08:58,330 --> 00:08:59,331 I'll show ya.
- 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:09,424 - So, did you really see the outie world? - Yeah.
- 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:11,593 [chuckles] How's the sky?
- 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:12,761 I don't know.
- 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:16,139 - What, you didn't see it? [chuckles] - Well, I went outside for a second,
- 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,559 but I was distracted by my brother-in-law.
- 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:20,686 Seriously?
- 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,522 Because we made a list of what we'd most like to see on the outside.
- 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:26,024 And, uh, sky was an easy number one. [chuckles]
- 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,443 Brothers-in-law weren't even on the list.
- 00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:29,403 <i>Grazie.</i>
- 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,864 Could you tell what state we were in?
- 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,616 Because three of us put Wyoming on our input survey.
- 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:35,993 - Did you see any buttes? - No.
- 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:36,994 Oh, my God. How's wind?
- 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,662 Is it just like getting breathed on, kind of?
- 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,163 Hello, Refiners.
- 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,707 Hello, Miss Huang.
- 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,959 [Mark W.] Oh, no. It's the ball game.
- 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,129 Let's head to the kitchenette.
- 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:03,729 Okay. So,
- 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:05,480 my name is Miss Huang.
- 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:09,193 It's my first day here as deputy manager.
- 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:16,116 I guess something about me is that before this, I was a crossing guard.
- 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,201 [chuckles]
- 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:26,543 Mark W.?
- 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,795 Why are you a child?
- 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,175 Because of when I was born.
- 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,599 Right. I'm Mark W.
- 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:43,352 I'm from the MDR department of branch 5X,
- 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,354 where I worked with Gwendolyn Y.
- 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:51,235 Kind of a fun fact about me is that I thought I'd be permanently retired
- 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,986 when my branch shut down.
- 00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:55,781 So this is a nice surprise.
- 00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,034 Mark S.?
- 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,246 [clicks tongue] Okay.
- 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,084 [clicks tongue]
- 00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,011 I'm Mark S.
- 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,809 And, uh, I've been here about two years.
- 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,649 Something about me…
- 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,746 is…
- 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:54,173 that I am lucky enough to have made four new friends today.
- 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,925 - [laughs] - That's nice, Mark.
- 00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:00,179 But I have to remind you that I'm a supervisor,
- 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,556 not a friend.
- 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,744 Three new friends.
- 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,250 Okay.
- 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,213 Congratulations to our two Marks. And now…
- 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:47,351 [sighs]
- 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:53,565 [sniffs]
- 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:06,495 [beeps]
- 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,126 [elevator bell dings]
- 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,213 [elevator bell dings]
- 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:19,508 [elevator bell dings]
- 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,397 What's your perpetuity wing like?
- 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,524 - Do the Eagans move? - Uh, no.
- 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,902 Huh. Probably because it's an older branch.
- 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,487 - Ours were animatronic. - Oh.
- 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,531 They even did this little choreographed dance.
- 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:45,742 So yours just stand there? That's weird.
- 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,996 {\an8}[Italian employee] In my first perpetuity wing, the Eagans were brooms.
- 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:50,080 [Gwendolyn] Brooms?
- 00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:52,916 - Each with a face made of a plate. - A plate?
- 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:53,959 We were very poor.
- 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,420 [Gwendolyn] Did you guys have the CPR dummies?
- 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,964 - [Italian employee] Yeah. - Hmm. What were those made of?
- 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,175 - Brooms. - [Mark W.] Did you have an elevator?
- 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,469 [Italian employee] We had-- How do you say, um, a rope.
- 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,637 [Gwendolyn] Jesus.
- 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,072 I'm heading out. You good?
- 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,617 Yep. Just about to close out.
- 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,118 Ah, good. Thank you.
- 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,831 You know, my old team was a bunch of dirtbags.
- 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:39,213 We never hit quota. Not once.
- 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,344 But it seems like you really liked yours.
- 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,390 So, I'm sorry.
- 00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,274 Good night, Mark.
- 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,901 Good night.
- 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:23,799 - [scanner beeps] - [elevator bell dings]
- 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,397 Hey, everybody.
- 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,523 [Mr. Milchick] "Dear Outie,
- 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:43,819 I don't know if this will reach you, but I'm writing to alert you
- 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,113 of the heinous conditions in the severed office
- 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,073 to which you have transferred me.
- 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:53,871 The branch is run by a shambolic rube who goes by Milkshake."
- 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,581 Oh, my God.
- 00:15:55,664 --> 00:16:00,711 "A man whose stupidity is rivaled only by that of the nine core principles.
- 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:05,591 If you must continue to send me here, please consider strapping a bomb to me,
- 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:11,138 so that I may explode both Milkshake and the very spirit of Kier Eagan.
- 00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:15,517 Wrathfully, your innie, Mark W."
- 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:20,147 Oh, my God. That's… [stammers] …very serious.
- 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,483 Is it earnest?
- 00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:28,447 Mm-mmm.
- 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,783 Do you really think I'm a shambolic rube?
- 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,954 Wait, you think I wrote this note?
- 00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:37,873 [speaking Italian]
- 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,542 Were you going to frame all of us or just Mark W.?
- 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:44,171 Clever way to secure the name for yourself, I suppose?
- 00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:49,009 - I don't know why you hate this team. - [Mark] I don't hate this team.
- 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,595 You didn't even disguise your own handwriting.
- 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:59,353 You know what? I don't even know who this team is.
- 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,814 I told you. I want my team.
- 00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:06,484 Which part of that don't you understand?
- 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:09,238 [inhales deeply]
- 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:16,036 Mark S., at this time, I revoke your status as Department Chief,
- 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,998 which will be transferred to your intended victim, Mark W.
- 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,294 I accept.
- 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,255 You will be relegated to the office
- 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:29,258 and must check in regularly as to your progress.
- 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:35,430 Do you even have a brother-in-law, asshole?
- 00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:41,103 What's funny?
- 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:43,730 [chuckles]
- 00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,067 You don't know what I did to the kitchenette yet, do you?
- 00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:50,654 [laughing]
- 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,375 Goddamn it.
- 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,258 Hey!
- 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,723 You're definitely not supposed to do that.
- 00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,104 Mr. Milchick, I've got Mark S. in your office.
- 00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:25,355 He's got the speaker.
- 00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:31,862 Hello? Is anyone there? Is the Board on? It's Mark S. from Macrodata Refinement.
- 00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:33,447 [static feedback]
- 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:36,033 Okay. Well… [stammers] …if you're there, please listen.
- 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:39,786 Now, I know that you want to do the right thing for severed people,
- 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,706 - which is why I need to see my team again. - [Mr. Milchick] Mark!
- 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,918 If we truly are the face of severance reform, as you say,
- 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:49,004 - then they deserve a chance. - [Mr. Milchick] Mark!
- 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,506 [Mark] Please. They're my friends!
- 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,841 You can't just make them disappear! Please!
- 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,386 [breathing heavily]
- 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:14,071 [Mark] Um, look, Mr. Milchick, I only went to the Board because I cannot--
- 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,074 [Mr. Milchick] The Board does not converse with innies.
- 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:22,621 It is clear your outie's fame has gone to your innie's head.
- 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:27,668 No, my innie just wants his coworkers back so we can serve Kier together.
- 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,180 - [beeps] - [elevator bell dings]
- 00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:41,640 Are you firing me?
- 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:43,851 On you go.
- 00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,776 Why can't you just bring them back?
- 00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,571 Goodbye, Mark S.
- 00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:57,739 Wait!
- 00:19:58,824 --> 00:19:59,908 [elevator bell dings]
- 00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:06,748 [elevator bell dings]
- 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,585 [whimpering, panting]
- 00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:13,964 [elevator doors open]
- 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,458 - [elevator bell dings] - [doors open]
- 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,168 - Dylan! - Mark.
- 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,252 - Did it work? - It worked.
- 00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:53,837 - Where are the others? - I don't know.
- 00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:56,715 Milchick was-- I didn't think I was coming back.
- 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,675 - I've been back a couple days already. - What?
- 00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:00,636 Yeah. And they had a whole new team.
- 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:02,304 - Cobel just replaced us? - No, no, no, no.
- 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,056 Cobel's gone. Milchick's in charge.
- 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:07,559 Okay, so the man who just tackled me and cut up my best belt is our boss now?
- 00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:09,144 - Fuck me. - Wait, wait. He tackled you?
- 00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:11,480 Yeah, bad. Which-- I mean, fair, I tackled the man first,
- 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,232 but I didn't fuck with his belt.
- 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,359 "Kier pardons his betrayers"?
- 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,946 - [knocking] - [Irving] Burt! Burt!
- 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:25,661 [Dylan] Dude, are you okay?
- 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,723 Irving, what happened?
- 00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:50,602 The fuck? Irv! Dude, what's wrong? You poor up there?
- 00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,483 Come on. Come on.
- 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,652 [sighs]
- 00:21:58,735 --> 00:21:59,820 [elevator bell dings]
- 00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:03,282 [panting]
- 00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:05,200 [Mark] Helly!
- 00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:06,785 Oh, my God. Are you okay?
- 00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:09,997 I'm okay. [pants] Did you wake up?
- 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,999 - Yeah, yeah, it was crazy. - Same.
- 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:13,750 Oh, my God. I was so worried about you. [sniffles]
- 00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:16,211 - How long has it been? - [sighs] Five months, maybe more.
- 00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:17,379 Where's everybody else?
- 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,881 Come on.
- 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:23,760 They're gone.
- 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:25,762 [Irving groans]
- 00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,431 [Helly] Irving?
- 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:29,892 He won't come out.
- 00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:30,893 [Irving groans]
- 00:22:32,144 --> 00:22:34,188 - Hey, Irv? - [Irving] I'm-- I'm sorry, Mark.
- 00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:36,523 I just need a moment, please.
- 00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:38,609 [Mark] Okay. Take your time.
- 00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:41,904 Okay, so what is going on? We're not in trouble?
- 00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,156 I don't think so. I mean, Milchick said our message got out.
- 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,699 He said we're famous.
- 00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,743 All of us equally or one of us is, like, the star?
- 00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:50,746 I don't know. But then he tried to fire me, I think.
- 00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,080 Why?
- 00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:55,459 [stammers] Well, because I sort of sabotaged the new people.
- 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:58,629 - New people? - So, what the fuck happened up there?
- 00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:00,672 Well, look, Milchick is probably coming.
- 00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:03,300 Good. I owe him a fucking belt cut. Now tell me.
- 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,552 What if they're waiting for us to tell each other what happened
- 00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:07,387 because they don't know what happened?
- 00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:09,473 I mean, what if they're listening, Dylan?
- 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,183 Wait, what happened to the security camera?
- 00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:13,393 - [door unlocks] - [Irving grunts, sniffs]
- 00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:14,478 I--
- 00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:16,939 I'm sorry, I was, uh…
- 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,400 just, uh--
- 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:24,988 Are you okay?
- 00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:28,992 Hi, everyone. I'm Miss Huang.
- 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,789 Mr. Milchick's waiting for you in the break room.
- 00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:43,632 [Dylan] What the fuck is going on? Why is she, like, eight?
- 00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:44,800 [Mark] I don't know.
- 00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:46,927 Wait, s-so they replaced us?
- 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,095 Uh, for a couple days.
- 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:49,179 Who was me?
- 00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:51,348 They weren't, like, specific counterparts.
- 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,767 They were, I don't know, weird.
- 00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:55,644 Okay. Well, I don't think you should feel bad at all.
- 00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:58,522 - Feel bad? - Yeah, for ending their lives. Fuck 'em.
- 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,065 Well, I wasn't trying to--
- 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:01,733 [Dylan] No, dude, I'm saying don't feel bad.
- 00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:03,235 Like, I'm sure they deserved it.
- 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:23,088 [door beeps]
- 00:24:55,287 --> 00:24:56,288 [door closes]
- 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:32,324 Macrodata Refinement. Welcome back.
- 00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:36,286 Please, take a seat.
- 00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:40,207 Irving, if you wouldn't mind being in back.
- 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:42,751 Tall glass of water.
- 00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:47,881 I guess the Board reconsidered my terms.
- 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:50,551 Guess so.
- 00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:58,392 What you're about to see will be shown to every innie who sets foot
- 00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:00,227 in this building after today.
- 00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:04,022 I hope it will give you a sense of Lumon's feelings.
- 00:26:07,818 --> 00:26:09,403 [whimsical music playing]
- 00:26:19,955 --> 00:26:21,456 [bird screeches]
- 00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:26,253 <i>Oh, hi. You probably don't recognize me from this angle.</i>
- 00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:30,007 <i>I'm the Lumon Administrative Building, branch 501.</i>
- 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:32,801 <i>And you're sitting in me right now.</i>
- 00:26:32,885 --> 00:26:36,430 <i>The name's a mouthful, or as I say, a "doorful."</i>
- 00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:38,891 <i>So you can just call me Lumon.</i>
- 00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:44,897 <i>I've gone through a lot of changes since my siring here in 1870.</i>
- 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:49,067 <i>But one thing I've always had is a love for my workers,</i>
- 00:26:49,151 --> 00:26:52,487 <i>both unsevered and severed.</i>
- 00:26:52,571 --> 00:26:53,822 <i>Not to brag,</i>
- 00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:57,576 <i>but my basement floor is one of the premier severed workspaces</i>
- 00:26:57,659 --> 00:27:01,747 <i>in the 206 countries from which Lumon operates.</i>
- 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:04,583 <i>Hey, no running in my halls!</i>
- 00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:07,419 <i>That tickles.</i>
- 00:27:07,503 --> 00:27:08,795 [gulps]
- 00:27:08,879 --> 00:27:10,380 [chuckles]
- 00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:14,885 <i>But what makes a building truly happy?</i>
- 00:27:16,178 --> 00:27:19,515 <i>This question came to light when four MDR workers,</i>
- 00:27:19,598 --> 00:27:21,558 <i>dissatisfied with their severed lives,</i>
- 00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:25,771 <i>conspired to mount what Lumon historians will forever call</i>
- 00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:28,023 <i>the Macrodat Uprising.</i>
- 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:35,030 <i>Under my literal nose unfolded a human drama of danger and intrigue.</i>
- 00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:37,783 <i>Righteous anger.</i>
- 00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:40,702 <i>Let's burn this place to the ground.</i>
- 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,001 [Lumon Administrative Building] <i>Inspiration.</i>
- 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:53,090 <i>Why are we down here still working in the dark?</i>
- 00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:57,636 [Lumon Administrative Building] <i>And love.</i>
- 00:28:01,390 --> 00:28:02,683 What the shit?
- 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:09,815 <i>The Macrodat Uprising yielded bounteous reforms.</i>
- 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:15,612 <i>These include tasty new snacks, like fruit leather, cut beans,</i>
- 00:28:15,696 --> 00:28:18,574 <i>Christmas mints, and salsa.</i>
- 00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:25,205 [mouthing] Ah-- Wh--
- 00:28:25,289 --> 00:28:27,040 <i>Not sold yet?</i>
- 00:28:27,124 --> 00:28:29,793 <i>The incentives were also reformed</i>
- 00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:34,923 <i>and now range from hall passes to pineapple bobbing…</i>
- 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,557 <i>to our brand-new playful mirror room.</i>
- 00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:52,024 <i>You know, it's funny. I've sat by this reflective pool my whole life,</i>
- 00:28:52,107 --> 00:28:58,864 <i>yet it took the quiet courage of four MDR heroes to show me who I really am.</i>
- 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:02,326 <i>They made quite a splash.</i>
- 00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:07,873 <i>They sure did, Water Tower. And I thank Kier for them.</i>
- 00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:13,629 <i>I thank Kier for the Macrodat Uprising.</i>
- 00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:33,232 I know we have our differences…
- 00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:39,738 but I want you to know that I truly respect each and every one of you.
- 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:43,659 And I don't wanna be your jailer.
- 00:29:47,496 --> 00:29:51,166 By end of day, each of you will choose whether you want to remain here.
- 00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:54,002 Not your outies, but you.
- 00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:58,006 If you start work on your file, I'll assume you want to stay.
- 00:29:58,090 --> 00:30:01,718 If not, I'll send you to the surface. No ill will.
- 00:30:03,804 --> 00:30:06,932 Maybe I'll even buy you a drink at a bistro one day. [chuckles]
- 00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:10,978 Like the rest of the severed floor,
- 00:30:11,061 --> 00:30:14,648 the break room has no cameras or microphones.
- 00:30:15,649 --> 00:30:19,069 Privacy shouldn't mean packing into a supply closet
- 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:21,363 like so many sardines. [chuckles]
- 00:30:24,950 --> 00:30:30,622 I truly hope you all will choose to stay and enjoy what you've helped build.
- 00:30:32,124 --> 00:30:34,918 A new quarter. A fresh start.
- 00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:37,671 For all of us.
- 00:30:50,267 --> 00:30:51,185 [door closes]
- 00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:53,312 What the hell was that?
- 00:30:53,395 --> 00:30:55,439 Massive-ass head game is what that was.
- 00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:59,443 So what the hell did you guys see up there?
- 00:31:00,694 --> 00:31:01,778 Well…
- 00:31:01,862 --> 00:31:03,280 He said there were no microphones in here.
- 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:05,741 Yeah, he says a lot of shit, so just fucking whisper it.
- 00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:06,909 Okay.
- 00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:12,206 [whispering] So, I was at a party at my sister's house for Ricken Hale.
- 00:31:12,289 --> 00:31:13,290 Wait, what?
- 00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:15,125 You know Ricken Hale?
- 00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:17,211 [Mark] He's my outie's brother-in-law.
- 00:31:17,294 --> 00:31:18,670 What?
- 00:31:18,754 --> 00:31:22,925 And for some reason, we both know Cobel.
- 00:31:23,842 --> 00:31:24,843 [Dylan] That's insane.
- 00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:27,721 Yeah. Well, there's something else.
- 00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:32,976 Just before I switched back, I found a wedding photo.
- 00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:36,730 Now, I guess my outie's wife died a few years ago.
- 00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,315 Oh, shit.
- 00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:41,026 Which, apparently, is part of why I decided to get severed.
- 00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:42,110 Except…
- 00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:44,863 [chuckles]
- 00:31:46,198 --> 00:31:50,702 …the woman in the photo was Ms. Casey.
- 00:31:55,082 --> 00:31:57,501 Ms. Casey is your wife?
- 00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:58,919 Is my outie's wife.
- 00:31:59,002 --> 00:32:00,504 But she's dead.
- 00:32:00,587 --> 00:32:02,965 No, I know, but it was her.
- 00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:08,720 Then she's down here.
- 00:32:09,888 --> 00:32:13,016 No. I went to Wellness. It's gone.
- 00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:14,977 What do you mean, gone?
- 00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:17,688 I mean, it's gone.
- 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:22,150 Oh, my God. Mark, are you okay?
- 00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:25,946 Yeah. Well, I don't know.
- 00:32:26,029 --> 00:32:29,199 [stammers] What about you? What did you see?
- 00:32:33,328 --> 00:32:37,124 I saw the inside
- 00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:40,836 of a really fucking boring apartment.
- 00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:43,463 [Mark] So, you live by yourself?
- 00:32:44,548 --> 00:32:45,549 Yeah.
- 00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:51,513 I was watching some nature show on TV, wearing sweatpants and a T-shirt.
- 00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:56,518 [Dylan] What kind of T-shirt? Did it feature, like, a band or pocket?
- 00:32:56,602 --> 00:32:58,770 It was like a "save the gorillas" shirt.
- 00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:00,856 Cool.
- 00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:02,065 I guess.
- 00:33:04,193 --> 00:33:05,319 And then what?
- 00:33:06,403 --> 00:33:10,407 Uh, then I went outside and found a guy. He-- He looked like a gardener.
- 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,744 Told him everything. I think he kind of thought it was bullshit.
- 00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:15,996 But, uh, he said that his brother was a cop
- 00:33:16,079 --> 00:33:18,373 and that he would tell him everything.
- 00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:25,339 I don't know. Sorry, guys. I-- I-- I really tried.
- 00:33:28,509 --> 00:33:30,135 A gardener?
- 00:33:32,262 --> 00:33:33,430 Yeah.
- 00:33:34,181 --> 00:33:35,599 A night gardener?
- 00:33:37,226 --> 00:33:40,312 I-- I think so. I mean, maybe he has a different job during the day.
- 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,523 Oh.
- 00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:44,066 What about you, Irv?
- 00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:52,157 Do you s-- suppose he's serious?
- 00:33:53,242 --> 00:33:55,953 About letting us leave?
- 00:34:02,793 --> 00:34:04,211 Irv, what did you see?
- 00:34:07,965 --> 00:34:09,716 It's not our world up there.
- 00:34:11,969 --> 00:34:13,262 That's what I saw.
- 00:34:15,597 --> 00:34:16,723 Come on, man.
- 00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:19,768 You can tell us.
- 00:34:23,188 --> 00:34:24,940 [Helly] Yeah, it's okay.
- 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,777 Even if it's bad.
- 00:35:03,854 --> 00:35:04,855 Irv.
- 00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:07,441 I just wanna walk for a bit.
- 00:35:09,568 --> 00:35:11,069 - I'll talk to him. - No, no. We should all go.
- 00:35:11,153 --> 00:35:12,321 No. He's fine, okay?
- 00:35:12,404 --> 00:35:15,324 Let me talk him down. You go back to camp. I'll get you if I need you.
- 00:35:15,407 --> 00:35:16,575 - Are you sure? You-- - [Helly] But--
- 00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:32,007 Hey, Irv's gonna be okay, right?
- 00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:34,051 - Yeah. - Yeah.
- 00:35:34,843 --> 00:35:35,928 Dylan's on it.
- 00:35:37,262 --> 00:35:39,973 And we have till the end of the day.
- 00:35:40,057 --> 00:35:41,058 Yeah.
- 00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:52,319 Did you guys look happy in the wedding photo?
- 00:35:54,488 --> 00:35:55,489 Yeah, we did.
- 00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:04,665 You know, I never, like-- Ms. Casey and I never felt that way.
- 00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:07,584 Okay.
- 00:36:10,546 --> 00:36:11,713 So, what are you gonna do?
- 00:36:13,632 --> 00:36:15,092 Well, uh…
- 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,138 I gotta get her out of here.
- 00:36:21,932 --> 00:36:24,685 Right? I mean, if she's my wife… [stammers]
- 00:36:25,227 --> 00:36:27,896 Right. Of course. I mean, assuming she's still here.
- 00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:34,528 Though technically, strictly speaking, she's not your wife.
- 00:36:35,654 --> 00:36:37,489 I'm pretty sure your outie bought the ring.
- 00:36:38,615 --> 00:36:39,616 Sure.
- 00:36:40,576 --> 00:36:44,538 Except, you know, we're the same-ish person.
- 00:36:46,665 --> 00:36:48,667 So, it's, uh, mushy.
- 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:51,253 [scoffs] It's m-- It's mushy?
- 00:36:51,336 --> 00:36:54,006 - Is that what it is? Mushy? Okay. - It's-- Yeah. Listen, Helly--
- 00:36:54,089 --> 00:36:56,175 We're not the same, actually.
- 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,221 Us and the outies, we're not.
- 00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:04,892 And speaking for myself, I don't think we owe them shit.
- 00:37:08,478 --> 00:37:10,147 But Ms. Casey is--
- 00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:12,983 Well, she's one of us.
- 00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:19,489 So, if you wanna help your outie and find out what happened to her…
- 00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:22,951 I'll help.
- 00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:28,123 So you're staying?
- 00:37:32,127 --> 00:37:33,128 I think I'm staying.
- 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:49,728 - Irv. Hold up. - Leave me alone, Dylan.
- 00:37:49,811 --> 00:37:54,525 Oka-- Dude. Is it-- You can't leave until the end of the day.
- 00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:58,070 Are you sure?
- 00:37:58,153 --> 00:37:59,154 Irv.
- 00:37:59,905 --> 00:38:01,698 I failed at the objective.
- 00:38:03,367 --> 00:38:04,368 What?
- 00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:06,828 I went to go find Burt.
- 00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:09,831 Okay. Did you see him?
- 00:38:11,792 --> 00:38:16,964 He's married, or, at least, he's with someone.
- 00:38:18,173 --> 00:38:20,634 I-- I saw them through the window.
- 00:38:21,218 --> 00:38:22,219 Shit.
- 00:38:23,971 --> 00:38:25,722 I should be happy he's happy.
- 00:38:26,265 --> 00:38:31,979 Yeah. But, um, seems like you're probably not, right?
- 00:38:33,230 --> 00:38:37,276 The last time I was happy was when all I knew was MDR.
- 00:38:38,443 --> 00:38:39,820 When I was good at my job
- 00:38:41,446 --> 00:38:42,739 and not trying to be happy.
- 00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:46,159 I'm going to leave, Dylan.
- 00:38:46,243 --> 00:38:48,704 It is not leaving. So stop fucking calling it that.
- 00:38:48,787 --> 00:38:50,706 - I know, you want-- I know-- - Just fucking try.
- 00:39:01,091 --> 00:39:02,509 You're a good friend, Dylan.
- 00:39:05,762 --> 00:39:07,681 [breathing deeply]
- 00:39:10,267 --> 00:39:13,812 Before I went to Burt's, I woke up in my apartment.
- 00:39:13,896 --> 00:39:14,980 What?
- 00:39:16,815 --> 00:39:19,526 I was standing in front of some kind of easel.
- 00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:21,445 Fuck. There's easels up there?
- 00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:26,825 Yeah. My outie was working on a painting of a hallway. A black hallway.
- 00:39:26,909 --> 00:39:28,160 Like the break room one?
- 00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:30,037 [Irving] No, it was different. Darker.
- 00:39:30,621 --> 00:39:34,166 There was an elevator at the end with a downward arrow.
- 00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:36,335 He painted dozens of them.
- 00:39:36,418 --> 00:39:37,252 Fuck. Why?
- 00:39:37,336 --> 00:39:42,424 I don't know. And I wanted you to know before I left.
- 00:39:42,508 --> 00:39:44,092 - Okay. Well, you're not. You-- No. - [straining]
- 00:39:44,176 --> 00:39:46,845 Stop it. Stop it. Listen to me.
- 00:39:46,929 --> 00:39:51,016 Look, I'm sorry that outie Burt has a hot husband or whatever.
- 00:39:51,099 --> 00:39:54,436 But he is not the point. Innie Burt is the guy you fell for,
- 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,730 and I know because I encouraged the courtship.
- 00:39:58,065 --> 00:39:59,066 I--
- 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,903 I want it to be over.
- 00:40:02,986 --> 00:40:06,823 Okay. So then after you find the black hallway or-- [stammers]
- 00:40:06,907 --> 00:40:09,701 I want the pain to be over.
- 00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:14,414 If he's gone and I'm gone…
- 00:40:14,498 --> 00:40:15,541 Stop saying that.
- 00:40:15,624 --> 00:40:17,501 …then somehow, we'll be together.
- 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:18,669 He wouldn't want that.
- 00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:19,753 How do you know?
- 00:40:22,589 --> 00:40:24,007 Because I don't want that.
- 00:40:27,135 --> 00:40:28,762 Because I would be sad,
- 00:40:30,097 --> 00:40:31,890 and I would be less productive,
- 00:40:31,974 --> 00:40:35,352 and I'm really good at what I do here, whatever it is.
- 00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:39,106 And you're part of what makes me good at it. So please, do not go.
- 00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:45,988 Dylan.
- 00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:55,122 I'm your favorite perk.
- 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,625 Don't bring them into this.
- 00:40:59,668 --> 00:41:02,296 All I'm saying is, if Burt was still here,
- 00:41:02,379 --> 00:41:06,049 he would be telling you to stick around and figure out what the fuck this is.
- 00:41:07,718 --> 00:41:08,719 [Miss Huang] Dylan G.
- 00:41:14,725 --> 00:41:16,685 Mr. Milchick would like to see you.
- 00:41:26,528 --> 00:41:27,529 Right.
- 00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:56,767 I know, but they said it would be corrected by now.
- 00:41:57,893 --> 00:41:59,728 It should be Mr. Milchick.
- 00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:06,193 M-R-period-space-M-I-L-C-H-I-C-K.
- 00:42:08,487 --> 00:42:09,988 - Well, I sympathize… - Mr. Milchick--
- 00:42:10,072 --> 00:42:14,409 …but could you please see that it's taken care of? Yes. Thank you.
- 00:42:16,161 --> 00:42:17,579 If someone calls about my welcome screen,
- 00:42:17,663 --> 00:42:19,289 I need you to put that call through immediately.
- 00:42:19,373 --> 00:42:20,374 Yes, sir.
- 00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:23,377 You wanted to see me?
- 00:42:25,295 --> 00:42:26,296 I did.
- 00:42:28,382 --> 00:42:30,092 Thank you, Miss Huang.
- 00:42:38,517 --> 00:42:40,143 You gonna apologize about the belt?
- 00:42:49,611 --> 00:42:51,488 Your wife's name is Gretchen.
- 00:42:55,617 --> 00:42:56,618 What?
- 00:42:57,828 --> 00:42:59,246 She wanted you to know.
- 00:43:00,831 --> 00:43:01,832 Come with me.
- 00:43:13,343 --> 00:43:17,014 And I do apologize, Dylan, for not being a better listener.
- 00:43:18,473 --> 00:43:20,058 For not hearing your needs.
- 00:43:23,145 --> 00:43:25,314 [chuckles] Take a look.
- 00:43:30,736 --> 00:43:33,030 These are blueprints for a new renovation,
- 00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:35,616 of which I chose not to inform your colleagues.
- 00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:39,870 It's called the Outie Family Visitation Suite.
- 00:43:43,415 --> 00:43:46,668 [chuckles] Are you saying I could see my family here?
- 00:43:48,045 --> 00:43:53,091 If you take the name of the room at face value, I'd say yes.
- 00:43:56,386 --> 00:43:57,387 Holy fuck.
- 00:43:57,471 --> 00:43:59,431 [chuckles] The holiest.
- 00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:03,477 Sadly, everyone else in your department is single.
- 00:44:04,394 --> 00:44:07,356 As such, I'm asking that you keep this between us…
- 00:44:07,439 --> 00:44:10,609 - Are-- Are you-- - …only to avoid resentment.
- 00:44:11,527 --> 00:44:14,905 I'd hate for your friends to turn against you after all you've done for them.
- 00:45:46,413 --> 00:45:47,414 You okay?
- 00:45:48,582 --> 00:45:49,750 [Dylan] I'm okay.
- 00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:50,834 Where's Irv?
- 00:45:54,755 --> 00:45:55,756 [Irving] Right here.
- 00:46:04,598 --> 00:46:06,808 Irv. You okay?
- 00:46:08,519 --> 00:46:09,520 I'm okay.
- 00:46:11,063 --> 00:46:14,066 ["God Walked Down" playing]
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- 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:52,355 Почему он так странно стоит?
- 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:14,254 РАЗДЕЛЕНИЕ
- 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,015 {\an8}ИНТРЫ-РАЗОБЛАЧИТЕЛИ
- 00:08:54,895 --> 00:08:57,416 Я понятия не имею, где она находится.
- 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:13,679 КЛАДОВАЯ
- 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,761 «ЛЮМОН»
- 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:37,698 Вот ты и спалился.
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- 00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:22,314 «ЛЮМОН»
- 00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:41,083 Я ОПЬЯНЕН РАДОСТЬЮ!
- 00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:54,721 ЖЖИВИ И РАДУЙСЯ!
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- 00:46:57,776 --> 00:46:59,528 КОЛД-ХАРБОР ЗАВЕРШЕНО 67%
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